What If…A single Chaos Space Marine woke up one morning to find himself on modern day Earth?

A Chaos Space Marine stuck in modern day Earth

What would be his reaction?
How would the militaries of earth react, and fight this menace?
What if he wasn’t a Marine, but a Terminator or an Obliterator, so on so forth?

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64 Comments on "What If…A single Chaos Space Marine woke up one morning to find himself on modern day Earth?"

  1. Space marine April 26, 2009 at 3:00 am -      #1

    God help the city he wakes up in, Or continent.

  2. Thepocalypse April 26, 2009 at 5:35 am -      #2

    He’d most likely go on a rampage, thinking he was being held hostage on this strange new planet. The 40k weaponry and power armor would be significant to hold of a military response for a few moments, but the moment he endangers an urban area or base, he’ll be hit with everything we’ve got (short of nukes of course, that would be overkill) and go down hard. Even a CSM can’t handle a squadron of fighter jets and bombers aided by mechanized units.

  3. Prime Chaos April 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm -      #3

    We convince him that the Emporer was a descendent of the French so we let him destroy France. The after all the French people are dead we blow him up with regular bombs or drop him on a tiny island and bomb that.

  4. Kuma April 26, 2009 at 8:39 pm -      #4

    Seeing earth without the god emperor that he hates so might just cause a great revelation within him and he may discover inner peace
    …….
    …….
    …….
    Or he might just flip out and fight everything that opposes him, whatever comes first.

  5. L-W April 27, 2009 at 1:06 am -      #5

    Depends on the type of Chaos Marine:

    A Tzeench Marine would immediately go covert, recognizing that he is outnumbered he would hide from the immediate suspicions of the population by utilizing our vast tracts of unpopulated land, aqueducts and sewers. Harnessing his malice and sheer Chaotic will alone, he would inspire hatred and bitterness throughout the human populous, drawing every country into all out war with their neighbours.

    Once the human race has been driven into all out civil war on a global scale, the Marine would strike at the weakened and disarrayed forces of humanity, destroying it in focused blows, too weak from countless inter-human wars to sufficiently resist his will. The world would fall into a post-apocalyptic despotism, the Marine would become the undisputed Emperor of Earth within a matter of years with the combined might of fallen nations under his will.

    Likewise a Nurgle Marine would seek to spread an unholy plague throughout the planet, thus even if he is destroyed by a conventional military force, the pandemic level diseases that would seep from his bloated corpse would destroy all life Earth. With no means of curing, or even stalling the spread of his chaos infused infection, the world would decay within weeks.

    A Slaanesh Marine would accomplish the same task as a Tzeench Marine, except his influence would cause the entire planet to fall into a corrupted but blissful state of decadence. His words alone would give us so much pleasure, that we would demand to be his slaves for eternity just so we could experience alien sensations beyond even the limitations of our meager senses.

    He would ascend to the throne as humanities leader without so much as a single shot fired. Ultimately humans would become extinct as a result of mass self-mutilation and our refusal to procreate in sufficient quantities (Why bother having sex?), but what an extinction event it would be!

    Khorne Marines, they’re a different story. Six billion uncontested skulls in one place would drive him to such fury that he would begin spilling blood without question. Even when his ammo is depleted or his axe broken, he will continue to fight with his bare hands and teeth.

    No doubt he would die as a result of massive military intervention, but it’ll take a lot more than a few flimsy armored vehicles with puny infantry to stop him (It’s not like he intends to stand still long enough to be shot at). This is a walking beast who would most likely toss an M1A2 Abrams and cleave another apart with the blade of his axe before they would even see him coming.

    Aerial bombardment would be necessary, and lots of it. In an open space a Khorne Marine is vulnerable to aerial interdiction, but in a crowded city he is free to stir up as much Chaos as he chooses (Which is his ultimate goal after all); leaping from building to building, watching in glee as our clumsy vessels cripple and topple skyscrapers with their comparatively inaccurate ordinance.

    Sure, we’ll kill him eventually, but no doubt at a significant cost to our infrastructure.

  6. Thepocalypse April 27, 2009 at 4:51 am -      #6

    How do I get my gravatar to work here?

  7. Matapiojo April 27, 2009 at 8:48 am -      #7

    This is a lot more complex than you all can imagine.

    There is no reason to believe that this Chaos Marine would wage open war on the planet. There is no doubt that he would be the most powerful entity on the face of the globe, but that does not make him a bumbling idiot. He would quickly surmise his situation to be dire as he is outnumbered by several billions.

    What would he do? He would bring doom to our world the in the truest form of Chaos. He would corrupt.

    He would first do his utter best to blend in (as much as a 8-12ft tall man built of pure muscle could), stripping himself of weapons and armor. Depending on his situation, he would start whispering the glories of the Chaos Gods onto any open ear.

    The Marine would quickly determine the social and legal structure of the planet, allowing himself to be prosecuted and incarcerated by our laws. Any crime will do for this, short of capital punishment. There is no question in my mind that the first ones to turn will be the already fiendish and corrupt population of our prison systems.

    Slowly, he would build an empire with numerous chaos cultists. He would teach dark rituals to his cabal, and the corruption of chaos would seep into our pitiful race. Daemons from the Warp would be summoned. The weak will become Daemonvessels to terrible horrors.

    The Marine’s activity would be noted by the lord of lies, Tzeentch. No doubt his efforts would grant him ascension into daemonhood, perhaps with sorcerous powers beyond our comprehension.

    Once the corruption has seeped into the nation’s government and military, he would retrieve his gear (if he hadn’t already) and fully rip the fabric of reality to call forth his daemon army. His reign could not be stopped by any of our planet’s means (not even nuclear weapons could hope to harm a direct servant of the changer of ways).

    Another Daemon World would fall to Chaos, and the Eye of terror would have found a way to expand beyond the gates of Cadia.

  8. Locutus April 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm -      #8

    I don’t believe the Emperor would let such things happen to Humanity. He would sense the presence of Chaos on the planet and seek it out. The Emperor would then disappear once again after he has cleansed whatever damage was caused. Watching and waiting for when Humanity needs him.

  9. Thepocalypse April 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm -      #9

    “I don’t believe the Emperor would let such things happen to Humanity.”
    The Emperor doesn’t exist yet in this analog of our timeline, so he has no say as to what happens to the ancestors of his followers.

  10. Prime Chaos April 27, 2009 at 3:20 pm -      #10

    @Locutus

    Umm, this is modern earth not earth with an emporer who stands against all Chaos. Plus if he could do that why doesn’t he just wipe out all the chaos hordes on other planets?

    Any way Chaos will one day destroy all. Nothing can stop Chaos permanently unless you have an equal amount of order. Plus we could still go with the bomb the heck out of him idea. I don’t think he’ll survive thousands of bombs dropped on him.

  11. AlphaCommando April 27, 2009 at 3:27 pm -      #11

    Course this depends on wither this is “Modern day earth” (40K canon) or real earth…

    Because either Locutus or L-W/Mata have it correct.

  12. Prime Chaos April 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm -      #12

    @AlphaCommando

    Well it says modern day Earth so I’m going with our Earth not the WH40K version. Still i want to see him be blown to itty bitty bite sized pieces or just a bloody smear on the ground. But like Thepocalypse said the emporer doesn’t exist yet in either of the Earths so we can still blow him to bits.

    Also if it is the WH40K universe you are right that L-W,Mata, and Locutus would be correct.

  13. Skrunks April 27, 2009 at 4:54 pm -      #13

    Now the question is….

    What if it is an Obliterator?

  14. EnigmaJ April 27, 2009 at 6:30 pm -      #14

    “Course this depends on wither this is “Modern day earth” (40K canon) or real earth…

    Because either Locutus or L-W/Mata have it correct.”

    Is Modern Day Earth (40K cannon) different from real earth? Whos to say 40k isnt actually our future…

  15. guns_talk_louder April 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm -      #15

    if its a noise marine in modern day society 2009 we would all go exstinct like how L-W said we would all infect each other with AIDs and STDs or he would become emperor and make us create space marines sooner. later in the year 40,000 the new emperor is a fruity chaos marine who opens a portal to the world of slaneesh and by law you must reach second base with a daemonet to become a marine to ensure you stay loyal as a result mutant babies and fruity humans would be all thats left of man kind. tyrannids would be discousted by us ,necrons would pitty us and move on, eldar would laugh at us, orks would say dez hummies is to giggly for boyz like us to be fightin, and everyone else you can predict so in a way we would be better of because we wouldn’t be in any wars

  16. AlphaCommando April 27, 2009 at 7:58 pm -      #16

    Well EnigmaJ in 40K the Emperor was born in 8000 B.C. and kept a low profile his entire life until the Great Strife where he rose and united the Human colonies during the Great Crusade.

    Accordingly, what L-W said would happen if it was RL modern day, if it was 40K “modern day” the Emperor would without a doubt hunt down the chaos marine and obliterate him easily then go back to the shadows.

  17. Prime Chaos April 27, 2009 at 8:33 pm -      #17

    @Locutus

    “Is Modern Day Earth (40K cannon) different from real earth? Whos to say 40k isnt actually our future…”

    Umm if its our future i’m glad i’m gonna be long dead before it happens. Plus the Emporer has no power over time so he can’t help. Meh i gotta get ready for bed. See you guys tomorrow.

  18. L-W April 27, 2009 at 8:45 pm -      #18

    Christ, just picture a Khorne Marine being loosed in the Manhattan subway system. Every infantryman you send down would be washed away in a tide of blood, the only way to uproot him would be through pinpoint surgical strikes and bunker busters based on very limited intelligence.

    A Marine can cause his own brand of Chaos if he’s creative in the application of force.

  19. Locutus April 27, 2009 at 10:52 pm -      #19

    “The Emperor doesn’t exist yet in this analog of our timeline, so he has no say as to what happens to the ancestors of his followers.”

    Incorrect. The Emperor did exist. He was born in the 8th Millenium BC in Central Anatolia. He didn’t reveal himself until the end of the Age of Strife, but he still guided and protected Mankind.

    “Is Modern Day Earth (40K cannon) different from real earth”

    Nope. Both timelines of real Earth and 40k Earth are exactly the same. Except of course for a few unknown events and people like the ancient shamans and the Emperor that were secretly guiding Humanity

  20. Skrunks April 28, 2009 at 12:26 am -      #20

    I still want to see what you guys think would happen if it was a single Obliterator let loose in our time.

  21. Cpt Olimar April 28, 2009 at 12:40 am -      #21

    By real Earth, wouldn’t you mean our earth… as in the one I am actually living on. That would mean WH40K is science fiction and not real. That would mean that the God Emperor is a fictional character, and the scenario is basically one of those fictional characters (Chaos Space Marine) entering our actual world.

    By WH40k earth, I would assume this to mean that it would be Earth in our time, but according to the WH timeline no?

  22. Space marine April 28, 2009 at 5:29 am -      #22

    Just Imagine If the chaos marine in question was Abbadon/Kharn.

    JESUS!

  23. EnigmaJ April 28, 2009 at 7:18 am -      #23

    Ahh, Cpt… But how do we know it’s fiction…

  24. L-W April 28, 2009 at 8:59 am -      #24

    I choose to accept this as our modern day Earth, the one in which a small British company known as Games Workshop crafted a fantasy series as a tabletop based game.

  25. Cpt Olimar April 28, 2009 at 9:59 am -      #25

    I agree with L-W, it’s kinda lame to have the CSM come to the same earth in their universe, b/c then the God Emperor guy just owns him and its pretty much over.

    It’s more interesting to see how our modern society with its still moderately powerful weaponry, in terms of explosives and vehicle technology, would deal with this unbelievably powerful super-soldier.

  26. Locutus April 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm -      #26

    Yes I am just talking about the 40k Earth.
    Obviously no Emperor would appear if it was the real Earth.

  27. fooby April 28, 2009 at 7:40 pm -      #27

    idk warhammer but do space marines sleep?

  28. L-W April 28, 2009 at 8:22 pm -      #28

    “idk warhammer but do space marines sleep?”

    They “sleep” standing up with their eyes open, thanks to a specialized organ (The name escapes me right now) that limits their need for rest to only one to two hours per day. Some Marines can close their eyes for a few seconds and receive the equivalent of eight hours rest to an average human.

    In one case an entire Marine squad held off an Ork siege for two weeks without so much as sitting down once to recuperate, when asked by the relief forces in the sector whether or not they wanted a chance for some R&R, their reply was:

    “Give us another week to think about it!”

    They held their ground without so much as a wink of sleep for another week against a continuous tide of Orks before Imperial Forces could get to them on foot.

  29. AlphaCommando April 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm -      #29

    Loyalist marines can run for days without sleep and their version of sleep involves only shutting down sections of their brain at a time allowing them to operate at reduced capacity.

    Chaos marines are beyond me, I have very little info on their habits or how they function. If their anything like a Loyalist they really will never sleep and that chaotic energy flowing through their veins might cause them to never need any sort of rest.

  30. Locutus April 28, 2009 at 9:46 pm -      #30

    Yes, Space Marines do sleep. They have a Catalepsean Node implanted in their brain that allows them to go weeks without sleep. This node also allows them to remain awake and alert while sleeping by switching off sections of their brains sequentially.

  31. x on April 29, 2009 at 10:30 pm -      #31

    Well the world ends up as a daemon world… unless its a khorne marine then only alot of people die.

  32. Space marine April 30, 2009 at 6:31 am -      #32

    If it is a terminator then Everyone is doomed.

  33. Matapiojo April 30, 2009 at 9:36 am -      #33

    “I still want to see what you guys think would happen if it was a single Obliterator let loose in our time.”

    This would be quite a different story.

    With one of the Obliterator Cult running amok, it will be open war on the world. This being cannot hope to conceal himself, and he is a walking one-man, bunkered army. He would quickly determine that this primitive band of humans do not possess significant weaponry that may cause harm, or could be mimicked.

    Buildings would be toppled by his shifting fists. Armored vehicles would scorch to his Multi-melta. Air assault would be met with a rain of Plasma fire. You name it, any incomming threat would be neutralized with any number of weapons he deems fit for the situation. Even incoming missile delivery systems could be vaporized by his long-ranged Lascannons.

    The carnage this creature would bring to our world before it is destroyed by nuclear means (and I’m not sure he wouldn’t survive it as he can simply teleport himself away) nears the apocalyptic.

    Scratch that, I DON’T think we could destroy him. Just imagine a walking M1 Abrams with a chassis that mounts any sort of weapon (including close combat), far stronger armor than anything known to man, can teleport at a whim wherever it pleases, and daemonic immortality/resilience.

    No hope at all.
    ——————————————–
    If we also consider the possibility of the Obliterator Daemon Virus infecting others, then it is truly over. He could corrupt numerous pilots/drivers across the board. Potentially forcing these individuals to bond with their war machines in the same way the Obliterator bonded to his armour/weapons.

    IF this is possible, it would spell certain doom to our planet without the Obliterator even firing a single shot.
    ——————————————–
    “Just Imagine If the chaos marine in question was Abbadon/Kharn.”

    This planet would be a joke to Abaddon, this would be even lower than enslaving a hive world full of Imperial Guard. No, I’m affraid that he would just ignore our little pebble in the universe and quickly demand the gods return him to his rightful place.

    One of the four would listen at the very least.

    If the Gods tell him to lay waste to the planet instead, then he would do so without pause and very thoroughly. Similar to the Obliterator, we could do nothing to stop him.

    I guess that much like his career, the Despoiler would weigh the whispers from the Warp and act on them accordingly. Im sure the outcome could be mildly different if Nurgle promises him a great advantage after he infects the entire planet (we would make for a great plagued zombie horde).

    All four could make similar promisses to Abaddon (except for Khorne, he would just want us dead). Maybe we would not be decimated instantly, but we would be doomed in any case.

    On the other hand, Kharn would swiftly collect the skulls of every man, woman, and child on the planet. He would then start killing off the planet’s fauna until the Warp shoots him to his next battle.

    That is the way he has waged war for over ten thousand years.

  34. i dunno May 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm -      #34

    the emperor was actually born in central antolia, 8000 BC i think (ask lexicanum) and he was made from the combined wills of thousands of ancient psykers, many of them alpha plus, he is a god. he is immortal.

    he was created by the ancient psykers to fight chaos, which was slowly corrupting them.

    he would know if there was chaos there, he would be on earth, and he would unleash his full power against the heretic, be he abaddon, kharn, or otherwise.

    he would then dissapear back into legend, into myth, and into time.

    only to return for the age of strife

  35. PaPPa JUDAS May 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm -      #35

    I would hope he would recruit just think you too could be a CHAOS MARINE so long as this particular marine has the means to provide gene seed

  36. Locutus May 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm -      #36

    Oh man. Just imagine if the Chaos Marine decided to spread his seed around the old fashion way.

    *Huge marine in power armor goes into a bar, spots a hot chick, smoothly walks up to her*

    “Hey baby….wanna get tainted?” *wink*

  37. Space marine May 3, 2009 at 8:34 am -      #37

    “F*** yeah!”

    Curse that awkward Adolesance Stage of life!!

  38. PaPPa JUDAS May 8, 2009 at 10:18 pm -      #38

    “Hay baby want to ge tainted”

    Diana are you saying that line would work on you?

  39. PaPPa JUDAS May 12, 2009 at 10:49 pm -      #39

    sounds Fair……. what Chaos god would you chose to follow?

  40. x on May 12, 2009 at 11:23 pm -      #40

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

  41. Locutus May 12, 2009 at 11:33 pm -      #41

    Seems to me that Diana would be a Slaanesh girl. :)

  42. Matapiojo May 13, 2009 at 11:54 am -      #42

    This got SEVERELY derailed…..

  43. Thepocalypse May 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm -      #43

    “@Locutus

    I will wait for you in the Palace of Pleasure”
    Is anyone else going “Bow chika wow wow” in their heads.

  44. Space marine May 14, 2009 at 5:58 pm -      #44

    ‘Is anyone else going “Bow chika wow wow” in their heads.’

    /Raises hand

    Not only did that go thru my skull, it’s also on a shirt of mine…Admin

  45. Space marine May 14, 2009 at 6:00 pm -      #45

    Oh and pedobear stamp of approval.
    pedobearapproved.com/pedobear_approved_large.jpg

  46. Space marine May 14, 2009 at 6:02 pm -      #46

    Oh Diana, When you go in the palace of pleasure….Beware of the Guys that will be Jizzing in thier pants. Or Orgasming to death.

  47. AlphaCommando May 14, 2009 at 6:39 pm -      #47

    @Thepocalypse

    Oh yeah I did, my mind also did a double take to make sure that was actually said…

    On the derailed note; if Chaos was real (in the 40K sense) and I had to pick a Chaos God (as much as I hate the twats) Tzeentch would be my pick. Hell; potential access to infinite knowledge and access to plans so intricate that the human mind would be driven insane merely contemplating them? I’m in.

    Course getting rep with Tzeentch seems like it would be hard; the other three all you go it do is kill, rape or spread disease…what do you kneed for Tzeentch? Drive people crazy with logorrhea?

  48. Space marine May 15, 2009 at 7:14 pm -      #48

    “I just imagine what it is like to be a mistress of temptation”
    And I thought she would try to hit on Sanguinus before turning to slannesh…

  49. AlphaCommando May 17, 2009 at 2:53 am -      #49

    Hedonism is for the debased, despair for the weak and rage for the barbaric! Ambition and change are perfection!

    [/blah, blah self righteous rant]

    Back to the actual subject at hand, now what would happen if say a Chaos Strike Cruiser (or the equivalent thereof) got lost in the warp, switched dimensions and came into orbit? Pick your “chapter” as each different chapter would of course fuck us up in their own special way. This is not suppose an analysis of exactly how but the end result.

  50. PaPPa JUDAS May 17, 2009 at 9:37 pm -      #50

    I think Korne is the only one I have not done anyting for latley geuss I have to make up for lost time and go for the blood god

  51. Battra Boy June 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm -      #51

    MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!

    Anyway, I wonder what’d happen if instead of a normal chaos marine, it was Abaddon or Kharn?

  52. chewie6000 June 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm -      #52

    ^ I no longer think this conversation is based on the title, more what, well see for yourself… Oh and if this fell into the laws hands we’d all be arested for, well umm I’m not even going there.

    -C6-

  53. deathBite66 June 18, 2009 at 10:15 am -      #53

    that would be a good horror movie if one of the chaos so how got to a big city like new york….
    the movie would end in 17 mins and 7 secs
    or he would spread the word of chaos get cultied and then kill ever one

  54. michael May 23, 2010 at 12:49 am -      #54

    if entering the palace of the prince of pleasure i have some warning for you! First, DO NOT EAT OR DRINK FROM THE TABLES OR LAKES!, do not touch any of the youths you see!, do not stop on the beach!, do not touch the gold, or the gems! DO NOT STRAY FROM THE PATH (it leaves to pain, and insult). Do not stop in the Great Chamber, or the Great Field, the army or podium is cursed! I am forgeting something, please, for your own sakes, do not stop, do not be tempted, may the Dark Gods watch over you…

  55. Lamb_of_God May 23, 2010 at 1:02 am -      #55

    “if entering the palace of the prince of pleasure i have some warning for you! First, DO NOT EAT OR DRINK FROM THE TABLES OR LAKES!, do not touch any of the youths you see!, do not stop on the beach!, do not touch the gold, or the gems! DO NOT STRAY FROM THE PATH (it leaves to pain, and insult). Do not stop in the Great Chamber, or the Great Field, the army or podium is cursed! I am forgeting something, please, for your own sakes, do not stop, do not be tempted, may the Dark Gods watch over you…”

    I’m going to do all dat for da heck of it. May theose silly “dark gods” die by my god whom I worship.

  56. Laharl May 23, 2010 at 1:07 am -      #56

    I would imagine this is happening on the same day as a WH40 convention is happening and he spots an people dressed as orcs with fake weapons and starting killing everything and think his brother have betrayed him except for the one fake fighting with another faction.

  57. michael May 23, 2010 at 1:08 am -      #57

    that would be EPIC

  58. Yamato-kun May 23, 2010 at 2:15 am -      #58

    @ Laharl

    Holy Crap, that is one of the best mental images EVER!!!!

    “if entering the palace of the prince of pleasure i have some warning for you! First, DO NOT EAT OR DRINK FROM THE TABLES OR LAKES!, do not touch any of the youths you see!, do not stop on the beach!, do not touch the gold, or the gems! DO NOT STRAY FROM THE PATH (it leaves to pain, and insult). Do not stop in the Great Chamber, or the Great Field, the army or podium is cursed! I am forgeting something, please, for your own sakes, do not stop, do not be tempted, may the Dark Gods watch over you…”

    You kidding me, I would go there just to do all that! Even though Tzeench is my “favorite” chaos god, if the ruinous powers came to earth I would probably go with the glorious prince of pleasure.

  59. michael May 23, 2010 at 7:37 am -      #59

    Each of those rooms is trapped”To eat but a morsel from the creaking tables, or to sip but a drop of the lake causes such a ravenous hunger it can never be filled” you eat til you explode or die, the youths are Deamonets in disguise, and to those who know that army at all, they will decapitate you! The beach is made of husks of people, if you stop you go to a coma. if you touch the gold, you don’t eat or sleep, just sit and count and pile gold, the gems are worse, they are the house of a powerful deamon (dead). the path is tempting because all your deeds are talked and praised, which as you progress into the garden, you become trapped, and are forced to listen as they taunt you. The Great Chamber is either an army of Senate chamber, PARANOIA!

    Why go for the prince of pleasure? he’s (no offense) a little fag muffin. Nurgle or Khorne!

  60. Grand Papa Typhus June 17, 2010 at 9:24 am -      #60

    An Obliterator would be cool, but Typhus would be better :p

    No but I agree with Matapiojo, the Obliterator would be very hard to destroy, but not impossible, but his aftermath would certainly doom humanity to dark and grisly age, unless it was 5 or 10 Obliterators, humanity would not be extinct, but certainly setback.

    You have to think about HOW the Obliterator would be so capable of such destruction, just because they don’t hold a place in Chaos Hierarchy does not mean they are puny and pathetic as some suggested. If a Stealth Bomber tried to carpet bomb him he could teleport away from it, he wouldn’t even have to go far. He has advanced targeting something ground troops and modern day tanks wish they could have. He would be able to blow planes of all shapes and sizes out of the sky with missiles like the Patriot and with Lascannons too. I could keep going but I just merely restated what Matapoijo said early and for some reason was instantly dismissed.

    Typhus or any Chaos God Herald would certainly be more devasting than an Obliterator. If Kharn (based on the comments I am not making this up) can obtain 6 billion skulls, then Typhus could easily have a Zombie Land in short while. Lucius would have a world of sex, while Ahriman would turn it into a huge monument to his Thousand Sons and patron, like I guess he would make earth a giant magic amplifying rune or talisman

  61. Deus Encarmine July 16, 2010 at 7:39 am -      #61

    Hmmm me thinks that (although Khorne is by FAR my most favorite chaos god) a sorcerer of Tzeentch would probably have the most entertaining outcome, I mean come on eventually he is most likely going to try and summon a changer of ways and what would be cooler then a giant birdman that splits titans asunder with the flick of a finger walking around doin’ his bussiness. Slaneesh could be cool too… I could see French people becoming hardcore followers of slaneesh :D, but in my opinion slaneesh is more disgusting then nurgle……. A nurgle champion would be odd, we would become big bloated bile ridden corpses (or not if grandpapa nurgle is in a good mood-I know I would ejoy being a plague marine :D) but in the end this all spells doom for earth in one way or another.

  62. Renegade October 12, 2010 at 2:49 am -      #62

    Khorne: Its obviously Kharn the Betrayer and he goes on to kill everyone and move on to every galaxy in this dimension. Then summons a warp storm for a quick hop home and some blood tea with Khorne…… BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL LOUNGE CHAIR!

    Slaaneshian: He takes over the world, erects (hehe get it?) a grand pleasure tower and turns the world into the servants of Slaanesh.

    Nurgle: The planet turns into Degobah but with more disease and love and joy and happyness because of Father Nurgle

    Tzeentch: A whole lot of Just. As. Planned. and the world begins to morph with the powers of warp and begins to change so fast it rips apart while its inhabitance take on a super evolution stage causing mass chaos and destruction that ends in a quiet, deep space implosion that rips the galaxy apart.

  63. Lagit6 October 26, 2010 at 1:34 pm -      #63

    Goodbye earth as we know it..
    cause even if the marine dies (which can be unlikely)
    what will happen to its technology?

  64. ninjask10 November 26, 2010 at 3:40 am -      #64

    if it was a chaos sorcerer of Teznech then the sorcerer would dominate the earth by dominating all world leaders then turning earth into a deamon world

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