Master Chief vs Kirby

Master Chief vs Kirby

Ok, I have to admit when this was first suggested, I thought it must be a joke. But after doing a lil bit of research, the pink ball of energy has some interesting attacks that the Chief may have some trouble accounting for:

Master Chief

  • Various weapon skills
  • Regenerating Shields
  • Multiple Vehicle selection
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Super Cool Armor


  • Warp Star
  • Extremely Flexible
  • Takes on characteristics of who he is Fighting
  • Giant Hammer
  • Shape Shifter
  • So, how does this match play out?

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322 Comments on "Master Chief vs Kirby"

  1. pinkpuff90 May 2, 2008 at 12:15 pm -      #1

    Finally, i’m 100% sure the cheif has lost. Kirby may not be intimidating, but he is an ultimate force.

  2. Daniel maj May 2, 2008 at 4:49 pm -      #2

    ya… i got to give this round to kirby because i dont remember completely but kirby has some eating and blowing attacks,plus kirby has alot of fist fighting move…I might be wrong so do not be lecturing me. But on the other hand if Master Chief had a sniper rifle, it would be over in two second… :cool: P.S. do not be lecturing me that i am a nerd! :mad: :!:

  3. Daniel maj May 2, 2008 at 4:51 pm -      #3

    sorry i forgot the thing where it show there powers and stuff. :roll: :lol:

  4. Monokid May 4, 2008 at 7:29 am -      #4

    Since Kirby is only 8 inches tall i dont see him doing much agains MC, maybe is he flew a warp start through MC’s head.

  5. pinkpuff90 May 5, 2008 at 2:56 pm -      #5

    from what i played of super smash bros, kirby eats people and the takes on their characteristics. So it basically would be master cheif vs. master kirby.

  6. CatholicSpartan May 6, 2008 at 5:05 pm -      #6

    Kirby can eat the bullets and spit them back out, so either Master Chief would laugh himself to death, or Kirby would eat him, or possibly Master Chief sticks himself and runs into Kirby’s gaping piehole, thus killing them both.

  7. kirby bob May 10, 2008 at 11:49 am -      #7

    Kirby has several options to win this.
    -Firstly, he can eat masterchief, to gain all the powers of masterchief, but still have the edge, because he still has all the powers of Kirby.
    -Secondly, he can eat whatever masterchief fires at him (or eat the weapon out of masterchief’s hands), and either spit it right back at masterchief, or gain the power of what was fired at him (e.g. grenades->bomb Kirby | fuel rod gun-> plasma Kirby | sword -> sword Kirby) all of which give Kirby unlimited ammo of his current form (/of what he ate)
    -Thirdly, if any strong enemies are around, Kirby could eat them (e.g. hunter Kirby, brute chieftain Kirby, arbiter Kirby, maybe even Johnson Kirby)
    -Fourthly, if Kirby eats a Scorpion Tank, (or even a Scarab Tank), he could easily… wait, how big a thing can Kirby eat? …ring Kirby?

    And to be honest, I don’t think masterchief has a chance against most of the major Nintendo charecters (e.g. Samus, Kirby, Link, Ness)

  8. demon375 May 11, 2008 at 4:39 pm -      #8

    kirby wouldn’t stand a chance against master cheif. even if kirby eats him he is still small and master chief could easily blow him up with a granade or a smack. face it kirby is weak. master cheif can just pop a bullet in kirby’s but. master cheif is so big that he could stomp on kirby

  9. pinkpuff90 May 12, 2008 at 12:56 pm -      #9

    demon375 sounds like a die hard kirby fan, but lets face it, the cheif is just pwnd on this one. With hi warp star, hammer, and ability to transform, there is no chance of survival.

    P.S not all major nintedo characters would win against the cheif. I think he could beat Link (a metal sheild does not block a rocket/laser

  10. kirby bob May 12, 2008 at 2:31 pm -      #10

    Oh it’s on

    Request for masterchief Vs Link

    (also, Link’s shield can block against lasers [remember those one-eyed statue things] and in the case of the mirror shield, reflect them)
    – added to the list – look for it next week, admin

  11. LvL 44 May 13, 2008 at 2:59 pm -      #11

    are you kidding….kirby (master chief falls over laughing kirby comes to eat him and one plasma goes down kirby’s throath) THE END
    link would get PWND

  12. nobody May 15, 2008 at 2:11 am -      #12

    im gonna have to go with kirby on this one
    i pretty much agree with the points made by kirby bob

    and if he is 8 inches that just makes him hard to find
    absorb like a bug and be tinier then sneak up on master cheif
    and snap his neck…easy

    and this topic isnt about link but link would win
    -in link to the past he has pegasas boots(makes him run really fast) and in the oracle games he has pegasas seeds
    which you guessed it makes him run fast again. Just run circles around the cheif.
    -magic arrows to freeze master cheif in place.
    -magic armor which gives him much better defence if he has a full wallet(twilight princess)
    -magic powder to change things into other random things(transform master cheif into a tree)
    yeah i could go on with all the items in his utility but i wont untill a link versus master cheif shows up

    anyway kirby ftw

  13. Some Guy Who Doesn't Understand May 25, 2008 at 8:27 pm -      #13

    It seems that many think MC could just step on Kirby or shoot him… WELL that is certainly not true. Think of Kirby like a squishy stress ball of death. When he is stepped on, he changes shape… When shot, he acts in a similar way to Flubber.

    All things shot at Kirby would be eaten or “bounced.” Why, even MC could be swallowed up by Kirby…then Kirby would have all of MC’s abilities at his disposal…

  14. mc...hammer?? May 26, 2008 at 10:41 pm -      #14

    ok… master chief is standing 7 feet tall and weights about 1000 pounds(in the suit) and kirby is 8 inchest tall… thats pathetic mc would kill him.

  15. Some Guy Who Doesn't Understand May 29, 2008 at 4:55 pm -      #15

    Kirby is a bit taller than eight inches…depending on what he morphed into. And his average size is a bit taller as well. And, well, how does weight contribute to Mc’s victory? How does his height aid him in combat? It’s all about the attack…the kill…the win.

    You assume so simply that MC would win, only because you are an obsessive freak who plays Halo far too much. Kirby would fit any shape he was compressed into…so, even if he was crushed by Master Chief, no crushing would be involved. You need bones or substance to crush. Kirby would squish…and come right back up again, just as he had before.

    And Kirby can “jump” pretty high. Yes, MC can as well, but I just thought I’d trhow that out there.

    And any projectiles would prove to be worthless…even explosives. Kirby could swallow them, creating no harm to his systems. And no–his systems DO NOT stop the explosion of certain devices…it just causes no harm for some reason. All that tends to result from thrown projectiles is that Kirby coughs a little smoke and/or gains the ability to throw/wield unlimited supply of what was used upon him.

    Yes, Kirby is more powerful than he appears…

  16. mc vs all June 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm -      #16

    seriously have any of you kirby fans ever played brawl or nintendo 64 kirby (I have and I do like kirby but in a fight??)… kirby gets one abilty of master chiefs and his armor. but still mc wins this one because mc is much stronger and has sheilds if kirby even managed to swalow mc and get his sheilds mc would still win because he spent his life training against technolgy warfare ( kirby probably couldnt get close enough to swallow mc because mc uses guns, he doesnt run up to his enemys and try to get swallowed)

    also most of kirbys attacks are melee
    kirby is tough but really you cant just walk away after getting a plasma shoved down your throat and nailed with rockets and snipers
    mc wins

  17. monokid June 3, 2008 at 12:00 pm -      #17

    There is a limit to size that Kirby can swallow and MC is too big, so no MCKirby.

  18. Some Guy Who Doesn't Understand June 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm -      #18

    Not really…

  19. Master Chief June 9, 2008 at 11:10 pm -      #19

    I win. this is Kirby: :oops: This is me: :twisted: Who do you think wins :?: The answer is ME :!:

  20. John-117 June 11, 2008 at 12:22 am -      #20

    Heres the story

    Kirby finds The Chief
    He swallows him
    The chief cuts out via sword
    Kirby is but a piece of flesh with some eyes

  21. darthmaulbeatskirbybecauseofforce June 17, 2008 at 10:18 pm -      #21

    Sometimes when im not playing star wars ill play halo 3 and own but i think that the only way kirby could win is if he cheated and sucked him in then spit him out of the battlefield (like the guardians in snowbound or in sandtrap) then he dies instantly because of all the things attacking him. Bye im going to go laugh while watching iPod human on It only costs 799.99. :twisted: :twisted: P.S. it has an alarm that goes of every 3 seconds.

  22. darthmaulbeatskirbybecauseofforce June 17, 2008 at 10:26 pm -      #22

    since kirby cant suck him in mc laughs in kirby’s face and kirby gets really mad grabs a sticky runs really far away tries to throw but it is stuck and kirby blows up. rofl rofl

  23. luigihijklmn June 23, 2008 at 3:49 pm -      #23

    Who the f#ck is Kirby and what the f#ck is he/she

    – edited for language – admin. To answer your question he’s some type of Nintendo character with some Pokemon like powers. I think.

  24. bryce d June 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm -      #24

    kirby would win… cuz if he would swallow chief he would get his helm and pull out a gun and shoot him…and also kirby could float ontop of mc and turn into a spike thing and crush him… so yea lol

  25. dethfrumabuv14 July 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm -      #25

    kirby can not spit out bullets…or eat them for that matter. MC would take out his handy dandy sniper rifle and turn old kirby into spit-soggy cotton candy.

  26. thelonelyracer July 7, 2008 at 10:44 pm -      #26

    Also, just to add, kirby is basicly one giant face, so wouldn’t every shot Cheif landed on Kirby do as much damage as a headshot?

  27. PurpleKitteh July 10, 2008 at 1:48 am -      #27

    Correction: Kirby mimics SOME characteristics of his opponent. He would most likely get a helmet and AR, but not much more.

  28. Chief has good chance July 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm -      #28

    Kirby could win but MC has plasma sword that cuts everything, and Spartan laser which is ditto. and all who give those story’s of Kirby kicking a*s they depict MC as some idiot who just stands there and takes it. Shields, grenades, bubble shields, flamethrower. Kirby indestructible pieces but you can take apart indestructible pieces, because then you just have a lot of them basically there is still the same mass.
    I would go for chief, but can see Kirby winning.

  29. The MC July 14, 2008 at 2:26 am -      #29

    MC punts kirby all the way to china

  30. Spottedleaf123 July 14, 2008 at 3:13 am -      #30

    kirby wins 100% he eats MC turns into li’l MC and doges every bullet cause hes like realy flexible cause hes like goo or something and knoks him over and smashes his head in with his hammer DUH kinda like south park that one time in make love not warcraft and what about MC vs. Inuyasha or Naruto that would be awsome :mrgreen: :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    added to the list! Admin

  31. spartan001 July 15, 2008 at 7:37 pm -      #31

    okay people this would be a great match but mc would win
    if kirby swallowed mc he would bacically get same effect he does from eatin samus… a helmet. secondly mc isnt gonna run up 2 kirby 2 let himself get swallowed. thirdly kirby is definatley gonna get hurt by bulletts. 4thly mc aint gonna stand there and let himself get hit in the head with a hammer!

    i request mc versus Cloud Strife admin. Cloud rules :!:

    Cloud Strife? Added. Admin

  32. PurpleKitteh July 19, 2008 at 6:54 pm -      #32

    Kirby could achieve some characteristics of MC IF MC got swallowed. That’s a big IF. MC could use a sniper rifle, which goes two miles in under a second. KIRBY CAN’T DODGE THAT. (P.S. I request Master Chief vs. Itachi Uchiha)

  33. lordinfamous July 21, 2008 at 1:21 pm -      #33

    all mc needs to do is make the lil pink bastard swallow a plasma grenade,and he’ll turn into an even bigger plasma grenade and then THE END

  34. destructo August 1, 2008 at 5:55 am -      #34

    kirby hands down. if anything kirby just swallows up MC and takes his powers and shows him how to really use a sniper rifle. lol kirby wins cause hes pink.

  35. mc rules August 4, 2008 at 9:25 am -      #35

    ok i feel sorry for the little pink blob. Master chief could:
    1. snipe him
    2. laser him
    3. shoot him
    4. stab him

    I do like kirby, but MC would PWN! :cool:

  36. guest August 4, 2008 at 10:20 am -      #36

    If Chief did any of those, he’d only be giving Kirby powers to copy:

    1. Sniper Kirby
    2. Laser Kirby (which is an actual power)
    3. Bullet Kirby
    4. Sword Kirby

  37. mc rules August 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm -      #37

    he wouldnt have time to swallow the sniper bullet because it would have killed him before he knew what was coming.

  38. guest August 4, 2008 at 12:43 pm -      #38

    Not if he’s already got his mouth open.

  39. mc rules August 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm -      #39

    small chance of that happening he has to be sucking in air, he cant just have his mouth open. :cool:

  40. Hobo August 4, 2008 at 4:16 pm -      #40

    The chief might decide to steal a brutes chopper and crash into kirby full force

  41. mc master August 4, 2008 at 7:44 pm -      #41

    u people talk about kirby eating him i think if mc just shoves a plasma gernade down kirbys pipehole its over and eating bullets would technicly speed them up becase kirby suck in his food only thing that might hurt mc is dragoon

  42. Dan August 5, 2008 at 10:41 pm -      #42

    Kirby And Master Chief tie and make this Match a Brawl. Kirby has inhale things way much bigger than a energy sword! Kirby would have swallowed the sniper bullet. and plasma grenade and turn into Plasma Kirby so dont go saying Kirby will get shot its a tie.
    Inhaled item.
    Kirby has destroyed even Nightmare planet fortress dont under estimate him cause Pink dont shrink. But Master Chief is more buff. Poyo! :eek:

  43. Dan August 5, 2008 at 10:44 pm -      #43

    Wait in game size like if they met each other Kirby is about half of Mario’s size and Master Chief is probibly about Brawl Ganondorf size thats all.

  44. Blue August 6, 2008 at 4:45 pm -      #44

    this is stupid. what makes all you people think that a pink ball eater like kirby stands a chance. bullets are going to fast for him to eat them even if he did have his mouth open the bullets would peirce through kirby. if he swallows plasma from a plasma weapon it would burn kirby. plasma burns. if he swallows a grenade, he’ll just die.

  45. guest August 6, 2008 at 10:22 pm -      #45

    “if he swallows a grenade, he’ll just die.”
    How many Kirby games have you played, if any?

  46. Chief Kills all August 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm -      #46

    Tough but chief will win cuz kirby couldnt take frags/plasmas/rockets/shells/etc. Kirby would last more than alot of these oppnets (i know it spelled wrong cant think)
    Chief alone can kill kirby with out guns he has metal fist to smoosh that ball of chewed gum

  47. Dan August 10, 2008 at 10:05 pm -      #47

    If Kirby can swallow a whole big bomb missile thing what make you think he would explode it not like Master Chief can eat plasma. And Kirby i rubbery so it would bounce off and Not pierce throw. And I agree with person who said ““if he swallows a grenade, he’ll just die.”
    How many Kirby games have you played, if any?” .

  48. depends August 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm -      #48

    I think that if they were fighting near a cliff then kirby would win, because he could suck master chief up, walk off the edge, spit him out, and jump back up. but anywhere else, a single bullet from really anything could kill him.

  49. todd August 15, 2008 at 10:58 am -      #49

    MC wieghs 2 thousand pounds if kerby manged to suck up MC he could just pull out a energy sword and knife him
    also kirby can suck up greanades and rockets but not spartan lasers

  50. onesidedfight August 20, 2008 at 12:37 pm -      #50

    ok kirbey lovers, ill play with with your idea that kirby can swallow a bullet or a laser, but to be able to swallow more stuff, he has to SPIT OUT HIS CURRENT POWER so while kirby does that it gives master chief eough time to shoot him or get behind him with a laser

  51. Dan August 29, 2008 at 11:14 pm -      #51

    Were would he get the power Kirby is smart so he would not waist his time looking for food in the middle of a battle.

  52. Xargen September 1, 2008 at 3:13 am -      #52

    2000lbs is close to MC’s weight, he actually weighs a little more, he’s 1 tonne in weight, but if he stood on Kirby, Kirby would bounce back and be close enough to eat him, so I don’t think MC would try that, unless he didn’t know what was coming. But yeah, I still think MC has a very good chance at this, unless Kirby gets like, a Spartan Laser for eating MC (seeing as MC is a Spartan… hur hur hur badum tish)

  53. Preston Squyres September 1, 2008 at 12:09 pm -      #53

    well knowing master chief… as soon as kirby ate him he would activate a grenade… master chief will not go down unless he takes the opposing force with him… not knowing that kirby is about to spit him back out… kirby spits the Chief out and has a plasma lodged between the liver and kidney… boom… little pink ball of death… and kirby always will go to get the other persons power first… so his own power is his own downfall… if kirby didn’t eat the chief and spit him back out… well it could be a tough fight… but im a MC fan so, of course i’d have to say MC all the way

  54. Xargen September 4, 2008 at 7:43 am -      #54

    Well, as has been said before, Kirby eating a gernade won’t exactly hurt him, although I’m not sure what the concequesnces mid-transformation would be, if any.

  55. Nichoals September 7, 2008 at 5:40 am -      #55

    You know why MC can go up against ny of the nintendo characters? Because they have to much of this power up, bullsh!t crap that deal with experiance points. It just makes people stupid when you talk about it. ex. (OMG! i jut got up three experiance melee points!) that just sounds gay. and its worse when you hear people like that in public.

  56. Xargen September 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm -      #56

    Kirby doesn’t level up in alot of his games as far as I’m aware…

  57. skull leader September 15, 2008 at 12:56 am -      #57

    it does not matter if kirby eats master chief, once inside MC will punch kirby in the balls from inside until kirby dies. soisoisoisoisoisoi

  58. Natedoggydog September 15, 2008 at 4:00 pm -      #58

    dudes, ok kirby cant eat the chief but what happens when kirby turns into a flea, gets behind the chief while hes looking for him and turns into kirby again and WHACK! assassinates MC. sorry but even MC with active camo couldnt kill kirby.

  59. Master Chief IS A MAN September 19, 2008 at 4:00 pm -      #59

    first an foremost cant eat bullets..??? HE eats BOMBS..In smash brawl..Hel eat grenades from snake missiles,HEL eat a baseball bat being thrown at him..he can float..EAT plasma and say hiii and wave his hand around to piss u off…kirby wins he can change into a rock and hide MC walks forward cuz he has thing thing he gets stuck in traps easily and kirby changes back eats mc gets his armor and weps/skills and JUST one the cartoons and play video games he gets more then 17 abilities from absorbing one person however Nintendo knew in brawl or other smash bros games if kirby had more powers from his enemies their isnt enough buttons for him to use them…u can crush what cant be crushed, u cant shoot what absorbs ,you cant do anything overall MC is a newb of all chars latly incase u forgot hes only been in 3 games and a few books meanwhile everyone else u compare to has many more years under their belt MC can kill any living thing in the real world NOT fictional world..Cuz incase u all forgot SOME things cant die or be killed by any means..Meaning u need a special dagger to kill this person OH shit MC cant read do you ever see this guy reading a book nope cortana is doing it for all u know MC is a retard ina suit who barly talks and has a face uglier then anything uve ever seen BUT WEL never know cuz he wont take his suit off it could be a puppy ina suit with things to help it talk and then u pull comics outa ur ass and say hes a boy/man..Well for all u know he could still be retarded or the thing u hate most in humans. MC wins vs Normal humans and creatures he cant kil super power ppl master chief is a hero..Nota super hero..AND not evena super villain ALL of you fps gun ho gun retards plz do a favor to everyone go FPS in the army and get shot and die cuz yea you suck..PS…Master Chief would get his ass handed to him by anyone who regenerates only his shield heals meaning..Vampires rape MC..Extreame healing..Demi gods..destroy universes,Mutants and psychic power ppl destroy him by crushing his insides or suviving everything that he can throw ppl make things where he wins cuz it makes them feel that somewhere that they are human and badass Anyone with any sort of POWERS can kill a normal human in a suit hell just smash his face plate and throw acid in his face..THE SUIT is what makes him stronger then normal and if its dna enhancements THEN tell halo to make a game where he takes the helm off OR STFU Cuz MC is a Nothing more then a human A MORTAL Shang Tsung could kill his ass cuz if their fighting it would basicly be like online and MC online is weak as a shaved puppy shaking in the cold…As ive seen other places and played halo he gets his ass beat constantly HES A MAN an enhanced MAN OH WELL HES STILL A MAN.

  60. The One Sin September 21, 2008 at 5:34 pm -      #60

    Kirby will suck and blow his way to victory! :shock:

  61. Black Troll September 22, 2008 at 6:38 am -      #61

    I think Chief is fawked… Someone says Chief is too big for him to swallow, but doesn’t Kirby swallow Captain Falcon, Samus, Link and Snake in SSBB?

  62. The One Sin September 23, 2008 at 8:03 pm -      #62

    Indeed he does.

  63. swifterdeath September 28, 2008 at 9:18 pm -      #63

    i have to say…master chief may look like he lost but think of this…

    master chief and kirby squared off kirby begins to start his sucking or whatever and master chief lobs a grenade into him kirby of course transforms…into what? a live grenade!…although this is one of the only sencarios i can think of him winning…inless he fires a spartan laser at kirby…in that case kirby dies either way

  64. FSBro September 29, 2008 at 5:11 pm -      #64

    Actually It will probably cause Kirby to turn into Bomb Kirby. I think its a tie but then they become friends.

  65. Onesidedfight September 29, 2008 at 10:58 pm -      #65

    how many bullets can kirbey take at time? If there is a
    limit less the 64, mc wins. Also, if captien falcon or snake can pumble kirby intil he basicly flys away to his death. And finally, to kill cheif from a fall, kirby needs a BIg cliff, over 2km because in halo 3 mc falls that much and is stunned for a mintue or two. Actually I change my mind. It all depeneds on what powers kirby get. But wait, what about a double stick? He toss a frag or stickey nade at kirby who eats it. But as kirby closes his mouth, cheif toss a 2nd nade, sticking kirby on the OUTSIDE. At least, that seems possiable.

  66. Xargen October 20, 2008 at 10:05 am -      #66

    “OH shit MC cant read do you ever see this guy reading a book nope”

    What about the terminals hidden in Halo 3 when Cortana isn’t with you? Think he just looks at them and goes ‘duuuur, purdy’? Although I do agree with you that Kirby would win, you don’t need to be such an idiot with your viewpoint… seriously, grow up.

  67. Baron Somebody October 31, 2008 at 9:31 am -      #67

    im NOT a halo fanboy, but please explain how the laser guns on SSB can hurt kirby? a rocket launcher or something would blow him to pieces

  68. asdf November 5, 2008 at 10:46 pm -      #68

    This is masterchef vs kirby whitch means masterchef would win because he is the player caricter. if it was kirby vs mc kirby would win because then (s)he would be the player cariter.

  69. kirby pwns November 14, 2008 at 12:09 am -      #69

    ok kirby would definitly win ok andf if kirby was a girl because master chief is acualy a chick they would have some nice yaoi and probly f#ck so yeah they would have sxy time and this is coming from a kid in 6th grade so ya

  70. Nathan Martin November 17, 2008 at 4:20 pm -      #70

    um yea one shot to kirbys face he is down guys just admit it kirby is a really bad character no one cares about him everyone loves chief .
    really if kirby died in a game big woup
    everybody thought mc died and people probally cried until they watched the movie after the credits.
    so yea mc is stronger faster and way more popular

  71. Mtl7712 December 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm -      #71

    ha ah (giggle) this makes me giggle like a little girl, Kirby lost first 5 seconds of the battle. :’D

  72. funky kitten from Pluto December 23, 2008 at 3:16 pm -      #72

    Kirby can eat a mouse when MCs not looking, turn into one, MCs like “WTF where’s kirby!?!” kirby find an owner weapon(spartan laser, missle launcher, energy sword) turn to kirby eat weapon get power sneak up behind puzzled MC and stab him with energy sword or headshot him with weapon power.other possibility is MC grabs kirby and sits on kirby, kirby does not die because he is squishy and bouncy but MC slowly forces energy sword tru kirbys bouncy squishy skin. I love both games and I play more halo 3 than kirby but I think kirby would win.

  73. stephan December 24, 2008 at 5:56 pm -      #73


    face the facts MC doesnt stand a chance. do u guys member the old kirby game the krystal shards 20 bucks says he still has those and can kill MC with like 4 of em.

  74. MrLaze December 26, 2008 at 9:19 am -      #74

    Kirby is the domination. I wonder what Kirby would like after eating Master Chief, the cuteness! XD

  75. KiraMasteroftheNote December 31, 2008 at 9:33 pm -      #75

    Ok. This is how the fight would go down.

    1. MC shoots a sniper shot at kirby and kirby eats it becoming sniper kirby.
    2. Kirby snipes MC back and kills him
    3. Kirby eats MC armor and all.
    4. Kirby becomes Master Kirby and goes on to conquer multiple galaxies until dying of diabetes.

  76. Space marine January 28, 2009 at 3:52 am -      #76

    Oooook, Diabetes, Random.

  77. The Chosen One February 8, 2009 at 10:23 am -      #77

    Master Chief has 2 options he can will Kirby with lead till hes more lead then Kirby or he can pick Kirby up and have some bubble gum.

  78. hellatus February 11, 2009 at 7:03 am -      #78

    when mc finds out his weapons dont work on kirby he goes to him rips kirby in half with his bear hands

  79. hellatus February 14, 2009 at 6:01 am -      #79

    i would love to see it

  80. john February 22, 2009 at 10:25 pm -      #80


  81. Cpt Olimar February 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm -      #81

    since kirby is only in nintendo games… I don’t know what that has anything to do with this battle…..and Link would own Master chief if he used Fierce Deity so…….

  82. Darksalad March 1, 2009 at 10:14 am -      #82

    Kirby would win simply because MC would laughth himself to death although Kirby would still have to die somehow because he’s so crappy and wrong and should be considered an abomination, no I am not a kirby fan as you can see.

  83. bob March 1, 2009 at 11:26 am -      #83

    what about lara croft vs master chief then

  84. Hamonlord March 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm -      #84

    Kirby can already bust a planet in half with his mere short fists and can imitate innumerable abilities his enemies has. Just giving him his super power-ups is absolute massive rapestomp for the pink dude here.

    Besides, I’m sure over 50% of the video game characters (both old and new) in the world could blitz Mc easily.

  85. gerok September 2, 2009 at 9:10 pm -      #85

    If Master Chief was actually heartless enough to TRY and go after and slaughter a completely innocent puffball, he’d have to get past one of the most powerful entity’s in the entire universe.

    Kirby is capable of consuming and copying NEARLY any being and DEFINITELY every power.

    Kirby has access to incredible (if somewhat confusing) Abilities, Weapons, and Powers (You gIve Chief a Spartan Laser, Give Kirby the Dragoon or Hydra.)

    Kirby is faster, stronger, has no physical structure, so no worry about bodily damage or harm like bones or blood (Can Kirby even bleed?)

    True, Chief does have some impressive technology, but he doesn’t always have it (If he always carried around a rocket launcher, a plasma sword, and a full set of every grenade… well that would be pretty damn useful.)

    And to anyone that said the only way Kirby can win is if Chief dies laughing, When does he even chuckle? He’s a solider, he’ll treat any and every hostility as being just as strong as him or stronger ( I can honestly respect him for that)

    You may now proceed to nick and pick at my list and twist or quote it to your ends, its really not that big to me.

  86. AHEM December 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm -      #86

    I don’t think Kirby could swallow MC. His suction abilities are often ineffective or useless against very large and heavy opponents, and MC is seven foot and weighs half a ton. Compare that to Kirby, who is less than a foot tall.

    If Kirby doesn’t start with any of his copied-powers, then he would most likely be unable to get the required firepower necessary to eliminate the Chief.

  87. Nintendopwns January 6, 2010 at 3:00 am -      #87

    If i recall Kirby can swallow samus IN ssbb who easly is heavier than MC.
    If kirby can go toe to toe with Samus why do you think Mc even has a chance?

  88. thekinghippo January 7, 2010 at 5:39 am -      #88

    More halo fanboys to pwn.. yea. Anyone that thinks that if kirby were to swallow a grenade and blow up are mistaken heavily. his insides are infinite and expand meaning an explosion would do nothing to him.

    “If i recall Kirby can swallow samus IN ssbb who easly is heavier than MC.
    If kirby can go toe to toe with Samus why do you think Mc even has a chance?”

    Also please stop using SSBB as a comparison other wise it woyld be safe to say a skilled player USING jigglypuff would a pwn samus being Used by a n00b player.BTW I think samus is a meant to weigh 198 lbs in her suit so the chief is a lot heavier.

    “Master Chief has 2 options he can will Kirby with lead till hes more lead then Kirby or he can pick Kirby up and have some bubble gum.”
    Full of win, lol

    Finally if kirby swallows MC he is gone forever, trapped as his essence in kirby’s insides.
    Also I fail to see how kirby wil be “blown to pieces” considering he has the propertys of a rubber ball.

    Battles like these make it seam like the “MC vs” thread should get changed to MC get his ass handed to him by…

  89. GiroXSigma February 23, 2010 at 2:31 am -      #89

    Omg great idea

    kirby + spartin lazor =… SHOOP DA WHOOP KIRBY
    and then shoop kirbp whould fire his lazor and pwn

  90. OriginalA February 23, 2010 at 3:24 am -      #90

    Super Smash Bros isn’t canon to anything except Super Smash Bros. Characters like Samus, Sonic, Fox, and Ganondorf as significantly underpowered where characters like Kirby, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, and Marth are overpowered so that the roster can fight on a somewhat even playing field.

    In reality, if the members of the roster to SSBB were ripped directly from their home canon there is almost no reason Samus, Sonic, Ness, Ganondorf, or Fox would loose most any fight.

    It doesn’t help that SSBB characters are able to dodge lasers, which is a feat almost none of the cast can do in their home canons, and are stated in SSBB canon to be animated trophies, which again is something that these characters are not in their home canons.

    Also the Kinghippo is correct.
    Samus weights 198 lbs vs John’s 1000 + lbs.

    Not to even mention the fact that Kirby cannot suck up characters that are roughly 2 feet tall in his home canon.

    Also in SSBB, while his stated height is 8 inches, Kirby’s character model is about three feet tall assuming Samus’s 6 foot 1 inch standing is constant between Metroid and SSB. Either way, the characters in SSB are not the same height they are as the same characters in their home canon.

    Basically SSB stuff is non-canon unless the character in question is specifically stated to be the SSB incarnation.

  91. apps February 24, 2010 at 5:44 pm -      #91

    if kirby sucked mc up he wouldnt even be able to spit him back out…all else aside
    if your going by brawl or melee or the original or any of the gba games(that covers almost all of it) HE CANT EAT A DAMN BULLET AS ITS GETTING SHOT AT HIM
    kirby sees chief take aim…kirby sucks in…chief shoots him…kirby ends up witha whole through him

  92. thekinghippo February 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm -      #92

    “if your going by brawl or melee or the original or any of the gba games(that covers almost all of it) HE CANT EAT A DAMN BULLET AS ITS GETTING SHOT AT HIM”
    FOR GOD SAKE DID YOU NOT JUST READ THT SSBB WAS NON CANNON… We could speculate that he could take in a bullet. It’s still a physical object and its not like its gonna pass through Kirby
    If kirby were to be shot at how would probably dodge it. he is a small target and can run really fast… still… lead Kirby anyone?
    The size of the characters in ssbb is really messed up. Olimar is meant be the size of a 50 pence coin.

  93. midnite marauder March 7, 2010 at 1:49 am -      #93

    Am I the only one here that actually played any of the Kirby games? Kirby is indeed 8 inches tall but he has no problem eating enemies much larger then himself its just game mechanics that he has to K.O them first in order to eat them but these are mini-bosses who give him access to very powerful attacks.

    All in all Kirby has what it takes to take down MC. He can in fact inhale MC bullets and bombs and either swallow them or spit them out as stars. He can also swallow them and then create a minion based on the property of whatever he swallowed. Couple that with his ability to gain increased mobility by riding stars(which he can crash into MC and make them explode) his great hand-to-hand combat skills, and his awesome B-Boy skills and I think he has this in the bag.

  94. Belisaurius March 7, 2010 at 1:52 am -      #94

    Has anyone noticed how kirby’s swallow abilities seem to vanish when he copies something?

  95. midnite marauder March 7, 2010 at 2:08 am -      #95

    @Beli-I think that’s do to Kirby being a very young Star Warrior at this time so he probably doesn’t have that much control over his power to use more then one power at the same time

    But in all seriousness how can MC compete with something as awesome as Kirby. Here is but a sample of his awesomeness. Playing this game at 5 this was the coolest thing ever.

    Who has a victory dance better then that?

  96. Belisaurius March 7, 2010 at 2:25 am -      #96
    …you asked.

  97. TheGrimHeaper March 26, 2010 at 5:13 pm -      #97

    Kirby needs a FP award he deserves one.
    I nominate Kirby for FP award.

  98. Prime Chaos March 26, 2010 at 5:40 pm -      #98


  99. Darkbladex96 March 26, 2010 at 5:46 pm -      #99

    wow master chief gets stomped at every corner. i thik this site is just trying to embarass him

  100. shaun182 March 26, 2010 at 5:46 pm -      #100

    perhaps he will try to pretend he is a marshmellow and hopes MC doesnt chew to much, then attack from within.

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