Why Xena Fans Are the Worst

Why Xena Fans Are the Worst

“Thanks to my Fans!”

Well I would personally like to thank all of my fans for making last week’s article a huge success! In normal articles I will for the most part be covering different things I find of interest to me. The last article was just a introduction and I had a lot of fun reading everyone’s feedback whether it be positive or negative.

I personally am not a writer but am a designer but enjoy BankGambling very much like everyone else does. I will do my best to make sure every article is written well so that all of you English majors don’t keep complaining like the dorks you are in life. When the real reason you even mention it is because your jealous I have my own article and it is the only thing you can complain about.

As a special treat for my fans a friend showed this site to me this week which allows you to play any NES game ever made right on the website! It’s pretty cool so check it out: www.everyvideogame.com/arcade.php?mode=cat&c=1

This week’s article is below and I hope you find to be as exciting as last week’s article.

Why Xena fans are the Worst

Well I’ve been commenting on BankGambling since its arrival before it was even about gaming battles. In all my encounters on the site I would have to say Xena fans are the worst individuals on the entire internet.

Now I just don’t say they are the worst because the show was a complete waste of everyone’s time and was a really bad spin off. I say they are the worst for their stupid comments that they make. Every time Xena is in a battle with someone else they just say Xena will win. Then when challenged over pure facts. Their comeback relates to how many Xena fans there are out there. And how they have these ridiculous conventions all over the world just for Xena and how Xena changed so many people’s lives. If there are any they would have to be the biggest collection of pure idiots on the planet.

I actually wouldn’t mind crashing one of these conventions just to see the amount of idiots. How they would be dressed and things they would say at the conventions. I could just imagine a speaker at one of these things…I just did a search on Google on this and found this link:
www.creationent.com/cal/xebur.htm

Merchandise www.creationent.com/xena/index.htm

All I can say after viewing this is someone has developed a secret formula to have drones of idiots spend and waste their hard earned money. This is exactly why our economy is in the trash right now. Because people are idiots and they get money and they don’t know how to use it. Then they spend $479 dollars to get the gold convention Xena membership.

Now I can honestly say there are some things I waste money on myself but I would find it hard to debate that this Xena crap is even worth anything to anyone. There is no reason anyone should buy it in the least bit. Anyone who buys this stuff should have all of their money removed from them, go see a therapist and then have a financial advisor for the rest of their lives.

The show was a SPIN OFF people! With bad acting and horrible 3D graphics that turned gods from past empires into long haired idiots. After this convention a million people rolled over in the graves I can almost guarantee it! Well in conclusion to all of this all I can say is if you happen to find any Xena fans please do everything you can to help these people because they need it seriously in more areas then one.

Signed,
“Expertimp”

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40 Comments on "Why Xena Fans Are the Worst"

  1. Thepocalypse April 20, 2009 at 4:49 am -      #1

    Ironic that you once again show your weak spot by basically saying those who mock your poor grammar are jealous. If you paid any attention to the FP community between writing (The main article was dull. I’ve heard all this in the battles.) you’d know that the Triumvirate have a superior article in the works and I already have mine in the forums. So I don’t know what you were thinking about there.
    Less fail, more win: BankGambling.com/forum/articles/thepocalypse-reviews#p945

  2. Skrunks April 20, 2009 at 4:55 am -      #2

    Right. Cause people aren’t entitled to their own opinions or anything.

  3. L-W April 20, 2009 at 5:12 am -      #3

    See? How nice is it to proof read your work?

  4. Tim April 20, 2009 at 6:38 am -      #4

    While I see what you’re saying about Xena fans and the Xena show and I actually agree with most of it, I think that it’s possibly a bit harsh putting something like this on the front of this site.

  5. Matapiojo April 20, 2009 at 8:02 am -      #5

    I approve of the selected pic. Relevant to the topic AND arousing, great combo.

    Thanks fror the NES games link. Very neat to have.

  6. swifterdeath April 20, 2009 at 11:21 am -      #6

    ‘Well I would personally like to thank all of my fans for making last week’s article a huge success! ”

    wait? you have fans. how much did you have to pay them?

    “The last article was just a introduction and I had a lot of fun reading everyone’s feedback whether it be positive or negative. ”

    a lot of fun? you didnt seem to like it when thepoc was going to make his own.

    “This week’s article is below and I hope you find to be as exciting as last week’s article. ”

    yes this one was actually worth reading. only becouse i hate Xena fans. but it still wasent worth reading that much. i got bored half way through. didnt learn anything.

  7. AlphaCommando April 20, 2009 at 11:31 am -      #7

    Economic analysis fail aside; while it is totally reasonable to question anyone’s extreme devotion to a fictional thing; I don’t think Xena is any different from extreme Star Wars or Star Trek fans who go to similar conventions. Sure Xena might not seem as exciting to some but to many its just as good as some of the stuff we enjoy…

    I see what you’re getting at but it is a bit situationaly unaware.

    And just because we want good grammar and spelling doesn’t mean we am close to an English major or jealous, just that we want to see front page articles have maximum presentation.

  8. Battra Boy April 20, 2009 at 3:10 pm -      #8

    Well there was a match up between Kratos and Xena.

    Kratos > Xena

    If you use your head, its simple. Kratos rips people in half with his bare hands and Xena does that weird cry and kicks people..

  9. Thepocalypse April 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm -      #9

    Unpopular again I see. You really do fail.

  10. The One Sin April 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm -      #10

    I would say that the NES link made this article worth reading but then I remembered…..

    I have an emulator on my computer with all the NES games ready to go.

    pspiso.com/

    Read em and weep, rob.

  11. kano547 April 21, 2009 at 12:58 pm -      #11

    Expertimp has his own BankGambling page? in just a minute im gonna get a call from satan wondering why his house just froze over i just know it

  12. Expertimp April 21, 2009 at 1:45 pm -      #12

    Yes the weak fall and the strongest receives his own page. I can’t disappoint my fans by not given them all of my views at a central location on BankGambling making it easier for them to find out what I think. Also I deserve it unlike some who think they do and try but fail miserably when they try

    ::Words from Expert::

  13. Thepocalypse April 21, 2009 at 2:09 pm -      #13

    See first post. He paid for the spot, which I’m upset with Admin for giving him, as… well he’s really just a freak isn’t he?

  14. Thepocalypse April 21, 2009 at 2:50 pm -      #14

    I’m basically going to use your posts as free squatting grounds Expertimp, thanks.
    Head here for a new Thepocalypse Review: BankGambling.com/forum/articles/thepocalypse-reviews

  15. John Cougar Mellencamp April 21, 2009 at 3:09 pm -      #15

    What the hell is this drivel? Is it possible to get an article from someone who maintains a high school level education at least? Not to mention, spends more time working on their “jokes” and less time constantly typing the fictitious words…”my fans.”

    – Paid for by the Thepocalypse campaign contribution fund.

  16. Matapiojo April 21, 2009 at 3:17 pm -      #16

    “Yes the weak fall and the strongest receives his own page.”

    Bold statement with more than a hint of delusions of grandeur.

    I could be mistaken, though. Maybe kids today measure success differently. I guess its one of those things that completely eluded me while I blinked.

    …just like a section dropping a couple of spots on the front page.

  17. Munnag April 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm -      #17

    hmm… you know what mr creator..you’re least bother person to the xena fans!!
    you consider that it is a waste of time and money for spending lot of money for Xena membership, what would you say that people are putting money on porn? do you support it? how much money you spent on social service? and how much money you spend on watching porn? how much money you waste on weekends??

  18. The One Sin April 21, 2009 at 4:14 pm -      #18

    “Also I deserve it unlike some who think they do and try but fail miserably when they try ”

    Lets put that to the test

    Admin, let us see if Rob is truly so much better than us.

    How about we post some more articles from others so that we can actually give rob something to compete with.

    .The Triumvirate, each writing an article regarding a different topic

    .Baron Somebody, I would like to see an accumulation of his thoughts in a format other than a series of consecutive posts.

    .GEOM, if we ever hear from him again.

    .Myself

    All users competent with a keyboard and fluent in the english language and well suited to write an article longer than two paragraphs.

    So admin, interested?

  19. Matapiojo April 21, 2009 at 4:21 pm -      #19

    “you consider that it is a waste of time and money for spending lot of money for Xena membership, what would you say that people are putting money on porn? do you support it? how much money you spent on social service? and how much money you spend on watching porn?”

    Wait, wait, wait.

    This just took a whole new turn.

    Are you defending Xena fans by comparing the act to be equivalent of non-Xena fans making purchases of adult material? Juicy Flawless FTW!

    Epic.

    /golfclap

  20. Matapiojo April 21, 2009 at 4:25 pm -      #20

    “All users competent with a keyboard and fluent in the english language and well suited to write an article longer than two paragraphs.”

    Excuse the double post.

    A section has been created in the forums for everybody to express their article related ideas and concerns. You may use that section to collect your thoughts and perhaps present the admin with a solid concept before another shot in the dark is fired.

    Here: BankGambling.com/forum/articles

  21. Thepocalypse April 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm -      #21

    @The One Sin
    It would be nice if Expert Zone were removed from the main page and put in the forums so your idea could be acted out fairly.

  22. Thepocalypse April 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm -      #22

    And yes, I will keep demanding this article be put in the forums until it happens or I die.

  23. Marche April 21, 2009 at 5:42 pm -      #23

    I finally got around to reading this article,an i think it needs work.
    If your trying to shot fro something akin to The Best Page In The Universe,you should make yourself well,more conceited.
    Maddox at least made me laugh.

  24. kano547 April 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm -      #24

    “He paid for the spot” oh thank goodness glad to hear for one that admin can be bribed and for two that rob didnt get his own page for his amazingly witty (sarcmash) comments on such controversial topics as at-at vs scarab.

    kano*yeah satan about your house.well expertimp got his own page on BankGambling.

    devil*oh well that explains it but how did he get his own page?

    kano*i really dont wanna know what he did

  25. EnigmaJ April 21, 2009 at 7:24 pm -      #25

    “See first post. He paid for the spot, which I’m upset with Admin for giving him, as… well he’s really just a freak isn’t he?”

    Paid for it? Wow, I missed that part, but that explains alot…

    This kinda means the admin HAS to let him have his way for awhile. Though you may not like it.

  26. Marche April 21, 2009 at 8:31 pm -      #26

    Money is involved,so it is fair.

  27. Rob (Expertimp) April 21, 2009 at 9:16 pm -      #27

    @Mata
    I asked the admin to move my post down on the frontpage. I didn’t want the Expert Zone to take away from the glory which is BankGambling.

    @Everyone else… This section is here to stay SO DEAL WITH IT.
    It also gets a copy in the fourms as well every week. Also if you’d like to hear my thoughts on different things feel free to submit topics to me that might be of interest and ill think about talking about it.

    Thanks

  28. Rob (Expertimp) April 21, 2009 at 9:22 pm -      #28

    @Munnag Don’t be trying to defend paying over $400 dollars for a Xena convention membership. You know its completely ridiculous. I have no need for porn and don’t pay for any social services. I mostly waste my money on video games if you can call that a waste. I like to call it a hobby and personal enjoyment.

    Also I don’t need to make this article funny or anything else you might want. I have complete control to make it however I see fit. I’m not here to amuse anyone. I will give goodies for my fans and also my own personal opinion on everything or anything I feel like on a weekly basis and everyone gets the enjoyment of reading it now front and center. And then arguing amongst your self’s like always.

    FACE!!!

    WINNER: Expertimp

  29. Actual fan April 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm -      #29

    *shakes head* Not only is your writing atrocious, but I bet you’ve probably never sat down and really talked to a Xena fan, we all and I say all of us happen to be an intelligent group of people. Not one of us are idiots. And yeah maybe you do get the reply that its Xena, so of course she’ll win, but that’s because your probably too stupid to even begin to understand the more conplicated answers and btw it is true. Why should we go out of our way to explain it to you? And spending money on a Xena con doesn’t fuck up the economy so EPIC fail for you, spending makes the ecomony work. You’d know that if you bothered to listen to the news. So don’t try and tare Xena fans down because you can’t find anything to be passionate about and dedicated too that makes you happy, and connects you to other people who become your friends…oh that’s right you probably don’t have any, no wonder you probably sit in your room alone writing shitty essays that unfortunately people take the time to read because one day they think you might actually have something real to say. And if you ever do show up at a Xena convention I think you’ll find that your the only idiot there, and all alone.

    Really hope you get a fucking life real soon, or maybe I should just hope your grasp on the English language improves immensely, hope those big words didn’t confuse you too much.

  30. another real fan April 21, 2009 at 11:25 pm -      #30

    “I mostly waste my money on video games if you can call that a waste. I like to call it a hobby and personal enjoyment.”

    And that’s exactly what Xena is to the fans. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s a waste of time and if I were you I would seriously invest in some English classes or something because that article was poorly written and totally boring.

  31. Rob (Expertimp) April 22, 2009 at 9:16 am -      #31

    The shows been over for years it was a spin off. If your seriously telling me you think paying that much for that membership is fine then your insane and need to see a doctor ASAP.

  32. Matapiojo April 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm -      #32

    “If your seriously telling me you think paying that much for that membership is fine then your insane and need to see a doctor ASAP.”

    To each his/her own. That same argument could be said for Comic fans that pay thousands for a single issue of a top character debut, or a card collector paying insane amounts for a rookie card of some random sport super star.

    The beauty of a capitalist economy is that if someone wants it, someone else will provide it.

    …for the right $.

  33. The One Sin April 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm -      #33

    Rob, I don’t hate you’re article, just you.

    It annoys me greatly that just because you have a small place on the internet to call you’re own you seem to think that you’re dong must be huge.

    Hubris doesn’t work for you, sorry.

  34. Marche April 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm -      #34

    The admin was right,he sure got some reaction from xena fans.

  35. Space marine April 24, 2009 at 8:39 pm -      #35

    Wow, Not much comments here…..

    ….

    ..

    Yep.

  36. AlphaCommando April 24, 2009 at 10:46 pm -      #36

    *whacks Space Marine with his own shovel”

    IT’S BURIED FOR A REASON!

    *Goes back to filling graves*

  37. Space marine April 25, 2009 at 9:02 am -      #37

    “IT’S BURIED FOR A REASON!”

    Well SORRY!

    *Also starts filling graves*

  38. Only the Nose Knows April 26, 2009 at 3:51 am -      #38

    You know Rob, all my friends in real life on here would hate on you and I’d just tell them to shut up guessing they were jealous. Then I read the article for the first time now, and, well your just an asshole. It sounds like your trying to be the Howard Stern of Fact Pile and just failing at it. Well, anyways, the articles from other users will be up soon, and basically if they kick your articles ass you’ll just become the laughing stock of BankGambling. No ones Jealous man, it’s BankGambling; kids that right on message boards on Nickelodeon’s website probably get more views than any person on here does(No Offense Admin). Maybe Rob you should write your next article on what it was like to be the first man to give birth, I know the media has died down a lot and it is old news, but we know your holding out some information about the whole situation.

  39. cyborg pirate ninja jesus July 3, 2009 at 8:42 am -      #39

    lol i read the above comments and…..wow you really failed at putting your point across

  40. AHEM December 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm -      #40

    Lately I’ve noticed a significant decline in the number of Xena fans on this website. That the Conan vs. Xena rematch was able to go for +120 comments without a hitch really spoke volumes of the improvement.

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