MacGyver Vs Batman

MacGyver Vs Batman

Here is a “thinking man’s” battle. While I think we’d all agree that in hand-to-hand combat Batman would win, a contest of dueling wits would be a much closer fight. MacGyver is better at improvising whereas Batman is better at creating devices to counter his enemies at a later time.

Who would win?

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12 Comments on "MacGyver Vs Batman"

  1. Space marine March 26, 2009 at 3:35 am -      #1

    Uhhhh….Ok, MacGyver could make an anti batman tank using an empty bottle, some scented candles, A super nintendo controller, And some lint.

  2. Thepocalypse March 26, 2009 at 5:07 am -      #2

    This is another “over in seconds”. Everything MacGyver can build is already in Batman’s hands. The Batmobile, Batplane, Batcopter, these can easily handle him.

  3. Matapiojo March 26, 2009 at 4:11 pm -      #3

    There is probably nothing that McGuyver can construct on the fly (yes, even that nuke made out of a toilet paper roll and some chewing gum) that Bats has not already researched and developped ahead of time with incredible financial backing.

    The Dark Knight stomps this one rather quickly.

  4. Spellca March 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm -      #4

    “There is probably nothing that McGuyver can construct on the fly…”

    Not true…McGuyver did contruct a superlight 2-person airplane out of bamboo, duct tape and an engine. But I still think this is in Bat’s favor, unless “Mc” is capable of developing an improvised weapon that can piece body armor (Batman can take a point blank 12 guage to the chest no problem) – possibly using heat energy. Maybe a pilot light, a hot plate and a line of conductive wires – to build some kind of make-shift heat gun to burn the bat with.

    I think the question here is not who will win but how will McGyver win.

  5. Spellca March 28, 2009 at 2:11 pm -      #5

    *just noticed “on the fly”* Sorry ’bout that, I read wrong.

  6. Joe Brosnan March 31, 2009 at 8:34 am -      #6

    MacGyver would probably use batman’s stuff against him. If you think about it, you’ve never seen batman trying to make himself ‘bat-proof’. So maybe his own weapons would be his death. We’ll never know…

  7. Tarbel March 31, 2009 at 10:22 pm -      #7

    Batman would own McGuyver, although I’ve never watched any of those shows but seriously, what can he make that can match the power of his inventions(Note: Which he has spent a whole bunch of money on to perfect)? In addition the fact that he is trained in martial arts and most likely shooting as well. So, Batman would definitely beat McGuyver, since his supplies are already made providing more time to beat the crap out of him. (No Offense XD)

  8. Joe Brosnan April 3, 2009 at 6:26 am -      #8

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  9. Albert Wikowonkavitz April 5, 2009 at 1:58 pm -      #9

    Batman, I’d have to say. Mac is cool and all, but he’d take a bit of time in making his gadgets, whereas Batman can find his ready made gadgets in the utility belt.

  10. deldou June 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm -      #10

    Mcguyver would own, he could just yank one of his teeth out take a hanful of dirt and make giant kratos from god of war (using ancient dark juju)
    And kratos would call upon the titans reverse time get the titans again take them to his time and do it again over and over, until he had a bazillion titans and squish n
    batman….he would then piss on his ashes and mail it to the juoker as a birthday present….HA!!!!

  11. deldou June 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm -      #11

    Mcguyver would own, he could just yank one of his teeth out take a hanful of dirt and make giant kratos from god of war (using ancient dark juju)
    And kratos would call upon the titans reverse time get the titans again take them to his time and do it again over and over, until he had a bazillion titans and squish n
    batman….he would then piss on his ashes and mail it to the joker as a birthday present….HA!!!!

  12. deldou June 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm -      #12

    Sorry if p*** is a “naughty word”

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