(Just imagine all the pent up frustration he must have listening to Zelda…)
What type of interaction could occur in gameplay?
What other implications would there be?
What If…Link could Talk?
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He would probably try to make a move on that frigid princess finally.
He could scream when Kharn killed him, And shout Screw you at ganondorf.
Holy Crap admin! You making the recen posts bustle! Im Impressed with the speed these comments are coming through!
Good work and Chuck Norris approved!
First he would probably cuss as navi until she quit being his fairy, then he would get mad at all the crap he has to carry about, a stepladder in zelda 1. Then he would swear at the stupid villagers who never tell him what he wants and he would probably start killing them. Hell, if he could talk he might even give up considering all the crap he has to put up with.
He’d finally try to get some from the princess.
“Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Princess!”
His voice would be really high. His nuts are never gonna drop.
XD
haha great comment Battra Boy….
Guess we will have to wait for the Zelda Movie to find out for sure… They did mario brothers in the 80’s its only a matter of time before they take another shot at it or Zelda.. If Zelda was done right it could be awesome… I think it mostly comes down to the target audience.. If they try to target the lord of the rings style age range or if they go after the spy kids type age range.. because if they do that it will suck… it would need to be bad ass.. i’m thinking thats going to be the problem with the new Dragonball movie.. is that there targeting kids when kids didn’t grow up with Dragonball those kids are like teenagers or adults now.. ah… oh well…
Dang another one of my ideas thanks admin. He would say “Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Princess!” and then go on a violent rampage to destroy Hyrule.
My guess that, game wise, it ends up like Sonic.
In game, he’ll probably act noble and stuff like that. At least it won’t be like the cartoon.
“He would probably try to make a move on that frigid princess finally.”
this.
Hey marche, Mata beat you to 1000, By over 150!
“EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Princess!”
AHAHAHAHA. That show is great.
I would prefer Link didn’t talk, because his voice is almost guaranteed to be a let down. However, I would like the other characters to talk, unless they got crappy English dubs. I’m looking at you Soul Calibur IV
“Hey marche, Mata beat you to 1000, By over 150!”
dont remind me.
*lowers head*
Even better, what if Link tossed insults like spiderman does? =)
or even better yet, Duke Nukem. I could see Link taking a crap all over ganon’s face hahaha. “Your an inspiration for birth control.” Nevermind, I could never see Link doing that.
Technically Link can talk, else you wouldn’t give responses on Ocarina of Time and other games, also on WW he actually says come on. I would love to see him talk tho.
Someone tell me what show this line appears in,
“EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Princess!”
The Zelda cartoon series.
The old legend of Zelda cartoon. I would not recommend it.
He would yell at Navi for being interuppted every 5 seconds. and prob move on with Zelda.
He would have the same voice as master chief. or a very low big black guy voice. And the only thing i could see him doing is bringing all the people in the games together in a room and saying……………………………………………………………………………
.” finianily i can talk. first screw you navi, your fairy ass never shuts up. i can barly hear myself think, second , zelda i better be getting some head for what you put be through and for christ shake shut the hell up, and gannadof or what ever the fuck your name is, i’m so sick of all of your shit. you try to take over hyrule every other day and be a jack ass all the time while I the fucking little as elf looking kid has to stop you, i mean why me why do i have to do this shit i mean couldn’t you have picked some other poor S.O.B to do this i mean its the same shit every time you try to take over, its like im chilling at home when a freaking fairy comes in all annoying like ”oh zelda is in trouble you need to save her” i want to say what kind of trouble or why the fuck should i care or leave me alone you freaking fairy. then i go and fight hoards of theses strange looking things like zombies ,those rock eating fellas, and those fucking living plants only to find out that zelda’s locked in her castle and is being held hostage by fuckface over there. so i get in the freaking castle find her fight my way out only to be stoped by jackass and his “armies” i kill him and every other fucker that is with him and just when i think he is dead he turns into a fucking dragon and i have to kill him again. and after it it is all said and done zelda gets saved and gets to leave while all i get is a kiss on the cheek and a little thank you. i think a deserve a little more of a thank you if you know what i mean. so fuck you guys im out.
that is what he would say if he could talk
@hitman8 –
That was very entertaining, keep ‘em up!
Whnat would happen? Here is what will happen. *Link walks into Ganons lair when he suddenly gains the ability to talk.
Link: SCREW YOU GANNON AND SCREW THIS “QUEST”!
Navi: Link-
Link: THATS IT NAVI! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL U!
*Link beats the crap out of Navi*
Ganon: Now I will get the Trifo-
Link: AND U TOO! IM GONNA STAB MY SWORD IN UR FUCKING FACE! UNTIL UR FACE CAN’T BE RECOGNIZED. THEN I STAB U IN THE CHEST TILL U DIE!
*stabs Ganon in the face 20 times*
Ganon: OH MY GOD THAT HURTS!
*Stabs Ganon in chest 10 times and Ganon dies*
Link: PWNED!
Zelda: please get me out of the cell.
Link: HELL NO! IM GONNA PWN EVERYTHING! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
*pwns the cat from the village in Twilight Princess*
Link: THATS FOR RUNNING AWAY WHEN I DIDN’T HAVE ANY WEAPONS U IRRITATING MOTHERFUCKER!
*pwns the group of children on island u start on in the 3rd stage of WW*
Link: TAKE THAT BITCHES!
It seems Link is hiding a lot of anger 0.o
Link would always quest hell if he could talk he’d screw EVERY female in the series it’s the ears man
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yes the horse too wolf link x epona loljk not realy
he would set the record for most fuck yous said ever
“he would set the record for most fuck yous said ever”
I like that one. cudos to u ss
thank you choas
I think it would sound something similiar to the joker, crossed with alvin and the chipmunks…minus the singing… actually on second the i bet he would try to incorperate his speaking into a gay musical… I mean to wear a hat like that for any period of type would intel that Link is infact A: rastafarian (which would be funny in its own rights)
or
B: a flaming homosexual…
you decide…
PS @admin can we get a Dante vs Sephiroth going?
“Even better, what if Link tossed insults like spiderman does?”
Woops. Didn’t continue the post. So you want Link to say stuff like “eat my webbing” Or “SUCK ON MAI TIGHTYZ!!!” No, I just made that one up. Wait a minute… Link COULD say that… Only I have a feeling Ganon is gay so he will eat them without question.
haha, you people are hilarious. although IMHO i think something like this might happen.
navi: link! zelda is in trouble
link: …….
navi: LINK! ZELDA IS IN TROUBLE!!
link:……………. (looking thoroughly annoyed)
navi: will you pay attention!?! zelda needs yo-
link: ZELDA NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO F*CKING DEFEND HERSELF! I’M SICK AND F*CKING TIRED OF HAVING TO SAVE HER EVERY OTHER F*CKING DAY! ANY PERSON COULD JUST GO GET TEH F*CKING MASTER SWORD AND SAVE THE B*TCH BUT NOOOOOO IT HAS O BE ME! I’M SICK AND F*CKING TIRED OF TRYING TO PERMANENTLY KILL GANNON BECAUSE THOSE JACKASSES AT NINTENDO WILL JUST BRING HIS GAY ASS BACK! SO F*CK THIS F*CK YOU AND F*CK ZELDA!I QUIT! GET A NEW PROTAGONIST! AND NO, BEFORE YOU ASK I CAN’T STOP YELLING! SO JUST F*CKING DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
navi:….. link! you can talk!
link: (jaws theme starts playing, screen fades to black)
or something along those lines.
ROFLOL!!!!!
Navi:No, link. we go over here!
link: (ignores, continues through path. opens chest and finds vocal chords.)
navi: link! what are you shoving down your-
link:(in mr. T’s voice) I PITY THE FOOL WHODOESN’T SHUT THE F*** UP AND MIND THEIR OWN MUTHA F***NG BUSINESS!!!!!!!!! I WILL GO WHEREVER I WANT, TAKE WHATEVER I WANT, AND KICK THE @$$ES OF WHOEVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT!!! YA HEAR ME, FAIRY B***?!!
navi: i jus-
link:AND RIGHT NOW, I FEEL LIKE BEATING THE P1$$ OUT OF A SPECIFIC FAIRY!!(draws sword)
20 min. l8r
link: and take this T-bag and this 1 and this 1 with your dead self!!
then repeats basic process with ganon
they walk into the dungoun in the spirt trakes
zeldas goust:omg we have to hide from the….
link: I DONT WANA FRIKING HIDE
zelda:but link-
link:F**K U UVE NEVER DONE ANYHTING TO HELP
truns to navi*
link:AND
PART 2
linl: U MOTHER F**KING FAIRY UR ALWAYS LIKE “GO DO THIS” IL DO AS I F**KING PLAESE
AND GANON U THINK UR SO TOUGH WHY DONT U FIGHT F**KING GALATUS TO f**KING PROVE IT
ganon:now rly…
link:F**K THAT
IM GONA PWN UR A$$ SO BAD
*link kills ganon*
F**K U ALL
*lnk kill everyone* the end
Well I’d imagine that he would have a few choice words for Navi(I sure know I would). Technically though Link does tals theres just no voiceovers. For example when you answer somebody’s question. Also in Spirit Tracks there was a goron(I think he was a goron)building a fence in Anouki Village and when you talk tp him he asks “What do you mean no progress?” Link clearly told him that he wasn’t making any progress. This thread is kind of pointless when you think about it.
Link: U goddam idiot zelda i always have to save your goddam ass but i dont get ass when i deserve it and you you little fairy prick i hope u die on a fly swatter cuz if you dont im gonna cut your tiny throat out just to let you shut up whiny dipshit and you ganondorf i suppose you learn your lesson because imma beat the immortal shit out of you if dont gtfo on hyrule for god’s sake give me a break
Navi: Link! Ganondorf is—
Ganon: well while you where practicing your speech I was able to capture Princess Zelda for her powe—
Link: NO. JUST NO. I JUST SPENT ALL MY MONEY FOR SOME JACKASS SWORD THAT DIDN’T EVEN DO SHIT AND SOME FAKE POTIONS THAT GAVE ME FACIAL WARTS INSTEAD OF INCREASING MY ABILITIES. NOT TO MENTION DOING THAT STUPID QUEST THAT SAYS I’LL SOME INVISIBLE POTIONS TO PEEK AT GIRL’S BATHROOM BUT THIS LITTLE PRICK FAIRY GOES ALL “No Link! We should use for stealth to defeat enemies without being detected” AND I GO ANYWAY BECAUSE OF THE “SAVING THE KINGDOM RULE”
SO IF YOU EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO MARIO’S PLACE FOR PIZZA.