Lurtz (Lord of the Rings) Vs Conan the Barbarian

Lurtz (Lord of the Rings) Vs Conan the Barbarian

While this might be an excellent match for a little bit, I don’t see Lurtz lasting any longer than about three minutes. In that short amount of time, Conan would overpower and outskill his opoonent for the easy kill…

What say you?

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11 Comments on "Lurtz (Lord of the Rings) Vs Conan the Barbarian"

  1. Tim March 23, 2009 at 5:51 am -      #1

    Thanks for posting another one of my fights admin.

    I think that Conan wouldn’t find Lurtz hard to beat in a sword fight, but he would have to be careful that Lurtz doesn’t shoot him from a distance, because from what I’ve seen Conan doesn’t wear any armour and that would make him weak against ranged weapons.

  2. Space marine March 23, 2009 at 8:38 am -      #2

    Conan looks like…Omg

    …..

    GET TO THE CHOPPA!

  3. kano547 March 23, 2009 at 6:55 pm -      #3

    have you ever read the conan books? he can throw a spear far over 1 hundred yards and hit a target about the size of your hand that distance. so conan wins ranged and melee, bottom line is conan wins.

  4. Onesidedfight March 23, 2009 at 9:56 pm -      #4

    Best line ever.
    Other then GARA OF THE FUNK (disco music in backround)

  5. Matapiojo March 24, 2009 at 9:51 am -      #5

    Conan would find little trouble in decimating this oponent.

  6. Space marine March 24, 2009 at 9:37 pm -      #6

    “have you ever read the conan books? he can throw a spear far over 1 hundred yards and hit a target about the size of your hand that distance. so conan wins ranged and melee, bottom line is conan wins.”

    I bet Kharn could throw a spear even further and more accurate then conan….

  7. kano547 March 24, 2009 at 11:32 pm -      #7

    “I bet Kharn could throw a spear even further and more accurate then conan….”
    obviously he could probably throw a spear a couple thousand yards and split a walnut in half

  8. Megaraptor18 June 12, 2009 at 9:42 pm -      #8

    Conan will crush his enemies and see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women

  9. AHEM August 18, 2009 at 12:34 am -      #9

    Conan better be quick about throwing that spear if it comes to a distance. If it came to close range, I think it would be a longer fight than most seem to think, but Conan would eventually prevail.

  10. Grand Papa Typhus June 17, 2010 at 11:46 am -      #10

    Conan for FP award, he massacres Lurtz, besides, its ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR!

  11. fallatruks January 1, 2011 at 6:17 am -      #11

    i thenk lurtz kan justshot tro his armor

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