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11 Comments on "Lurtz (Lord of the Rings) Vs Conan the Barbarian"

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   Tim March 23, 2009 at 5:51 am -      #1

   Thanks for posting another one of my fights admin.

   I think that Conan wouldn’t find Lurtz hard to beat in a sword fight, but he would have to be careful that Lurtz doesn’t shoot him from a distance, because from what I’ve seen Conan doesn’t wear any armour and that would make him weak against ranged weapons.

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   Space marine March 23, 2009 at 8:38 am -      #2

   Conan looks like…Omg

   …

   …..

   GET TO THE CHOPPA!

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   kano547 March 23, 2009 at 6:55 pm -      #3

   have you ever read the conan books? he can throw a spear far over 1 hundred yards and hit a target about the size of your hand that distance. so conan wins ranged and melee, bottom line is conan wins.

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   Onesidedfight March 23, 2009 at 9:56 pm -      #4

   Best line ever.
   Other then GARA OF THE FUNK (disco music in backround)

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   Matapiojo March 24, 2009 at 9:51 am -      #5

   Conan would find little trouble in decimating this oponent.

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   Space marine March 24, 2009 at 9:37 pm -      #6

   “have you ever read the conan books? he can throw a spear far over 1 hundred yards and hit a target about the size of your hand that distance. so conan wins ranged and melee, bottom line is conan wins.”

   I bet Kharn could throw a spear even further and more accurate then conan….

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   kano547 March 24, 2009 at 11:32 pm -      #7

   “I bet Kharn could throw a spear even further and more accurate then conan….”
   obviously he could probably throw a spear a couple thousand yards and split a walnut in half

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   Megaraptor18 June 12, 2009 at 9:42 pm -      #8

   Conan will crush his enemies and see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women

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   AHEM August 18, 2009 at 12:34 am -      #9

   Conan better be quick about throwing that spear if it comes to a distance. If it came to close range, I think it would be a longer fight than most seem to think, but Conan would eventually prevail.

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    Grand Papa Typhus June 17, 2010 at 11:46 am -      #10

    Conan for FP award, he massacres Lurtz, besides, its ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR!

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    fallatruks January 1, 2011 at 6:17 am -      #11

    i thenk lurtz kan justshot tro his armor