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What If…Obama was a Sith?
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Then, Uhh….Then he can destroy and liberals that stand in his way?
Who said he isn’t? How do you explain his “change” platform? Sounds like the US will be the Galactic Empire within a month!
Then we would all be doomed, and he would most likely be a Republican
Meh, considering the inflammatory state of modern American politics, it could be a lot worse.
Vote The Rock for president in 2012
What do you mean “what if”?
“What do you mean “what if”?”
aha.i c wut u did thar.
This is the reason why I am going to the Mojave in 2012
If he was a sith he would have more evil intentions and kill the other political parties like anakin( vader at the time) took care of the people on mustafar. Then would punish white citizens for treating black race poorly.
Insert racist joke here
i know theres a “dark”side joke here but i just cant think of it yet.gimme a couple of hours
this is somewhat star wars 4-6 in reality
U know guyz obama could be reading this RIGHT now! its only a matter of time before we all dissapear. 1….by….1
There is reason for racist jokes
What’s wrong with the joke? If you’d have replaced Obama’s name by some white guy’s name, the joke would be totally ok. That’s why I don’t understand some people’s view on so-called racism. There certainly is a difference between racism and realism. And – I hope – the joke was meant sarcastically. Otherwise it’d be racism, mild one, but still. Racism.
Well I was trying to be sarcastic I do think if some one was a white person ppl would be inclined to say its ok but still fact is sarcasm is hard to show through a computer
If you want to show someone you mean something sarcastically, you can use the exclamation mark between brackets. Like this.
Wow! This dumpster smells delicious (!)
That explains the trillions in increased spending! Droids and SD’s to build…
“what if” obama is reading these posts?
He would most likely kill us and the site itself
Then Obama would be several steps closer to his plot to take over the U.S.
No, I am not racist, people!
Just because wanted for McCain to win doesn’t mean that I’m racist!
What REALLY matters is what is about to happen when the president is elected…
Well eventually he will most likely be shot lol
HOW!?!?
BY WHO!?!?
Sith could sense that guy and may either choke him or use force lightning on him!
Only Jedi can possibly kill a Sith!
What if…Mitt Romney is secretly a Jedi?
oh and that would make McCain yoda short bald and talks funny and can also mind trick fake tigers in to not eating him
well the other political parties could be rebels but as gay as bush is I just don’t think he fits into a scenario like this
@ A man with clothes on
I am a republican, and I am almost always being called racist. For all they know, Im African-American.
“U know guyz obama could be reading this RIGHT now! its only a matter of time before we all dissapear. 1….by….1″-Hellatus
Ironic thing is that he is no longer here…rofl
obama is already a champion of tzeentch since he worships change. With the force and a lightsaber he would open a portal to the daemon world of tzeentchin iraq and let screamers, horrors, flamers, and heralds slaughter the communist and terrorist. Than teach his 2 daughters the ways of the dark side and the mystical powers of tzeentch. Obama would kill vader and sidious and rule the world with daemons and storm troopers.
” We must all change to the point were change is our master for you cannot capture that which has no form” Learn it for this will be earths new national anthem when obama takes over.
cool if he were a sith he will make americans sith to cool
i wana be a sith
he looks like a jedi with a blue ligthsaber and no sith robe
I am a republican, and I am almost always being called racist. For all they know, Im African-American
Im a democrate and Im african yet I don’t view republicans as racist, I don’t know why republicans are called racist. The republican party was actually made to help protest slavery and aid run away slaves on their journey to the north. Democrats were made to do the exact opposite and help capture slaves and allow slavery so if anything democrates are more racist then republicans at least they used to be. Read on the civil war if you don’t belive me.
Yes Im african so don’t act shocked at the thought of a nerdy african american.
Obama as sith…..let world domination begin!!
– pondering fool
wait i already thought he was?
Well it is true. Obama is indeed the sith lord. He fabricated the health care situation just like creating the trade federation and created his clone army like ACORN and the Brady campaign. He’s driving the economy into chaos and unemployment is on the rise. his master is Pelosi who indeed is the person to blame about the economy and is the truth. Let’s kick those liberal from congress starting by 2010.
he is a sith. look at him. propoganda galore
by the way, I’m never gonna be politicly correct so I call him black. not a bad thing though, just his views are off
Obama a sith…
I see no problem with this, carry on.
As we all know, the only TRUE Sith Lord on Earth is Pope Benedict.
hah
luck said to me not to go here and of you has offended me i’m dark skin to you know.
*tch*i wish i could force choke all of yous right now.
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Can I just say, if he was a sith, in the pic his lightsaber color would be red, its a very common trait among sith lightsaber users.
I bet Obama is a Sith… we just don’t know it yet.
He whould kill bin laden, then take over the world
if he was a sith he wouldnt have such a hard time introducing new bills it would go more like
DarthObama: this is the bill you want
congress in unison: yes this is the bill we want
DarthObama: now let us discuss transferring funds from the education system in order to building a new battle station able to destroy north korea in a single blast, and im also thinking we need a redesign for are army, perhaps something it white.
If Obama was a Sith then he would be LESS evil. As you can see I ain’t one of those idiots that jumped on the Obama train a worship him as a god.
I love those pictures of Pope Benedict compared to sidious. Separated at birth.
If he is a Sith maybe he is constructing some kind of superweapon.
Because clearly, the US does not have enough superweapons…
I have seen this quite clearly happening. I even photoshopped what I believe will happen in the future. It is obama making a speech while blasting purple lightning and saying, “The United States will be reorganized into the First Socialist Nation! For equal, and government run, society!
I think obama really is a sith.
Whoa…He’s NOT a sith…?
@CIDE
Curses, you stole my line.
shaun 182:
I must disagree with you. If you remember Palpatine had that same ability. yet, (in the Clone wars) he remarks, “how one voice of reason can destroy the best laid plans” .
As a Sith, Obama would want to remain low until he can order “order 66″ of his own. this means that he manipulates things from the back and allows some resistance. Again, if you remember the Clone Wars – Palpatine plays both sides of the fence. he lets the chips fall where they may and then manipulates the chips as they fall.
Should Obama be a Sith, he will do the same.
I think I remember hearing in one of the movies Obi-Wan expressing that the Jedi supported the Republic and Democracy. Well, guess who are both seeming to try and get rid of that?
Not a lot would change, at first. He would somehow win the next election, pitch the constitution, and then forsake the legislative and judicial branches, just like Palpatine did. Then while the sex-slavery industry blossoms and a complacent attitude of “tolerance” comes, everyone gradually falls in line. Christianity becomes hated, as does the white man, as a vengeance for past deeds caused by the imperfection of man sets the path up for the Tribulation.
I forgot Obama was president. BankGambling just became my secondary news source, for when South Park is in between seasons. Oh what a marvelous site.