Master Chief vs Superman

Master Chief vs Superman

Another reader request, This time MC goes up against the Man of Steel, Superman. I think this battle has two outcomes – if MC gets some kryptonite, the match is over. If that doesn’t happen, methinks Superman eventually wins this match.

Here’s how they break down:

Master Chief:

  • Various weapon skills
  • Cool Armor
  • Decent Vehicles
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Has shields to re-generate


  • Super speed
  • X-ray vision
  • Heat vision
  • Flight
  • Invulnerable

So now it’s a gaming vs comic series again, who wins?

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182 Comments on "Master Chief vs Superman"

  1. vince o.k.i. October 19, 2008 at 2:27 pm -      #101

    mc could win if his suit and all of his ammo have been soaked in liquified kryptonite

  2. Anger face October 21, 2008 at 9:20 pm -      #102

    aww come on this isn’t fair. Unless cheif can pull some kryptonite out of his ass…….

  3. Galen Marek October 22, 2008 at 12:59 am -      #103

    Lol Superman just flighs down in his superman costume. Chief looks at him and starts laughing histarically, then Superman shoots him with his heat vision and by by Chief.

  4. John Wesker October 23, 2008 at 5:28 pm -      #104

    SM is “man of steel” but steel melts easily. A sticky or plasma shot brings SM down to hell. :lol: If not, he got a weird green rock in the mail a week ago. :eek: :lol: :grin: :twisted:

  5. beavis78 October 23, 2008 at 11:53 pm -      #105

    :twisted: Yeah, i gotta’ agree with the original statement, without Kryptonite, the chief is F’d. But don’t feel bad MC fans, everyone except for Chuck Norris and The Hulk would be F’d aswell…..

  6. johnny nightstick November 1, 2008 at 1:34 am -      #106

    most of the fanboys jus rip on superman b.c they know he wins and they dont wanna admit it and the reason there are more halo fans is there are more obese teens and loser adults who play video games to much like back then it was comics but times change so now the halo games beat the superman comics, now that would be a epic fight hulk vs superman

  7. michael December 16, 2008 at 10:04 am -      #107

    super man wins coz hes super that simple

  8. fight death December 21, 2008 at 2:11 pm -      #108

    remember? super man is good guy. He no kill nobody. Chief kills anyone even tho he is a goody guy. sorta…

  9. MrLaze December 23, 2008 at 10:00 am -      #109

    Kryptonite doesn’t exist in the Halo universe.

  10. AlphaCommando December 23, 2008 at 1:14 pm -      #110

    And neither does the force; but we already figured that Darth Vader would crush MC in moments with it….

  11. MrLaze December 26, 2008 at 12:37 am -      #111

    Yes but where is Mc gonna find a chunk of krptonite? Let alone how the hell will he have enough time to fit in the needler? Well the only place I can think of that Mc could get it is in Lex corp, But Superman is faster then a speeding bullet do you think he’s gonna let him waltz in?

  12. LaSt s0n 0f KrYpToN January 4, 2009 at 9:20 pm -      #112

    here’s how it goes down. Supes freezes MC with his breath t putting him into cryostasis then puts him into either a barren part of the universe or puts him into the phantom zone. Either way MC gets owned

  13. Zach January 7, 2009 at 6:03 pm -      #113

    Oh my freaking god I can’t believe the halo fan boys. It’s basically like MC vs a really strong guy who can’t be beaten (translation: Superman) Super man would just yank his head off without trouble.

  14. Mtl7712 January 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm -      #114

    superman don’t kill mc does

  15. Micheal January 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm -      #115

    Um all these fights and all master chief needs is the scarab gun and buy unlimited ammo and powerful enough to hurt even the most over powered charecters

  16. Matapiojo January 22, 2009 at 1:41 pm -      #116

    “Um all these fights and all master chief needs is the scarab gun and buy unlimited ammo and powerful enough to hurt even the most over powered charecters”

    Yea, sure. Thats ALL he needs.

  17. JoshMcFace January 23, 2009 at 7:14 am -      #117

    If characters like Goku, Doomsday etc are a match for Superman, I doubt MC can really be compared. A few average punches can take down MC, and Superman is LITERALLY trillions of times stronger. My guess is that MC would explode after one punch.

  18. the cheerful whale January 27, 2009 at 4:18 am -      #118

    uh were wud mc get kryptonite dont think there is much of that around.. superman would win just because he is a superhero. while mc is just a regular hero…nothin super about him

  19. Chris Smith January 31, 2009 at 12:57 am -      #119

    Well there stranth is about the same cus MC was given super drugs but superman can fly and all his weapon come from his body, so I thing superman would win.

  20. Space marine January 31, 2009 at 9:00 am -      #120

    Wow, So many freaking MC fanboys, Do you fanboys realise how retarded you look when your posts first appear?

    And yes, Superman would Own The MC.

  21. JoshMcFace January 31, 2009 at 10:00 am -      #121

    ” Chris Smith on January 31st, 2009 12:57 am

    Well there stranth is about the same cus MC was given super drugs ”

    MC lifts 100 tons
    Super lifts LITERALLY TRILLIONS OF TONS (a compressed neutron star thingy, in which he even states, “weighing trillions on tons”)

  22. hellatus February 2, 2009 at 7:10 am -      #122

    this is everything that matters if mc has kriptonite he wins if he doesdnt he lozes

  23. Legendary Panda February 3, 2009 at 1:25 am -      #123

    This fight is pointless. let us see a Master Chief Vs. Doomsday fight.

  24. Bamo February 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm -      #124

    i now super is bullet proof nade proof and roket prove but how about Plasma proof an d splazer proof?

  25. L-W February 4, 2009 at 6:49 pm -      #125


    Superman has flown directly through the center of our sun, and exited unscathed. He has taken a nuclear warhead to the face and merely brushed off the subsequent detonation. What do YOU think Plasma is going to do to him?

  26. josh February 4, 2009 at 8:07 pm -      #126

    Finally someone to shut MC up. MC has no way to optain Kryptonite. So Superman can walk up to him and rip his armor off and fly him to jail becuz supermans a good guy.

  27. joe February 4, 2009 at 10:19 pm -      #127

    I’m A big fan of MC, but there is just no way that MC could win against Superman. If he can survive a nuclear explosion or fly through the sun without a scratch then what chance does MC have at beating Superman with the weapons that he has.

    And as for the Kryptonite comment left by “the cheerful whale”, it seems to me that there always seems to be another batch of kryponite around every corner in the dc universe. And whenever it does seem run out another batch always seems to magically come right out of nowhere.

  28. Naki February 7, 2009 at 5:04 pm -      #128

    Fried Spartan anybody??

  29. hellatus February 11, 2009 at 7:13 am -      #129

    mc shoots superman with a needler its not working suerman is just walking to chief smiling he reloads his needler except he puts kriptonite then the smile on supermans face is gone he is like oh crap then next thing he knows he is dead

    jk thats not possibe superman wins this one

  30. hellatus February 11, 2009 at 7:15 am -      #130

    before superman kills mc he checks with his x-ray vision what mc looks like

  31. cyborg pirate ninja jesus February 13, 2009 at 2:19 am -      #131

    lol where would mc get kryptonite from even if he had a needler with kryptonite he still need to aim at the guy who can move faster then a speeding bullet. and i no that the needler can folo the target as im sure fanboys would point out it is very limited and superman has to get close to get weakend he could easily just start throwin cars until he him mc and if all else fail fly around the earth to turn back time and throw them again

  32. Cpt Hellhole March 1, 2009 at 7:44 am -      #132

    bassicly even if mc uses kryptonite in ANYTHING superman is to fast for bullets and his skin is too hard for the needles for the krypto-needler to penatrate him so obviously supa dupa man wud win

  33. Spartan001 May 9, 2009 at 9:36 pm -      #133


    Good war, Mono. But i still think MC will outlast Supes. I mean, look at all the MC stuff coming out. Halo wars, halo 4, halo 3 recon, come ON.

  34. Pondering Fool June 26, 2009 at 9:46 am -      #134

    I do find it quite humorous that people actually believe MC has a chance. Superman survied going through a sun. So how is covential weapons going to put a dent in him? The only argument people have is if MC uses kryptonite. Sorry to tell you, but the UNSC does not equip its SPARTAN II program with kryptonite.

    But, out of mercy for MC, let’s say that Luther decided to give MC a custum kryptonite gun. MC would still have no chance to actually hit a being who moves at or above the speed of light.

    The argument that Supes would never kill a person is riducules. Of course, Supes has the history of not killing, but the fight is a “fight to the death”. MC is definetly a cool character, but in this fight…well it is better if he forfeits, then getting his head decapated by Supes single punch.

    - pondering fool

  35. jaylie!!! August 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm -      #135


  36. thumbscake August 15, 2009 at 2:55 am -      #136


  37. Asger August 21, 2009 at 6:41 am -      #137

    Admin,how would Superman ‘eventually’ win? The dude can move just under ight speed.In the time it would take for Master Chief to blink,Superman could break every bone in Master Chiefs body.

    Can Superman have that easily earned FP award?

  38. Pondering Fool September 27, 2009 at 8:23 pm -      #138

    Mmmh Supes finally got the BankGambling award. Good for him.

    - the pondering fool

  39. Kenny C. September 27, 2009 at 8:29 pm -      #139

    Wait…. this was actually debated? FOR OVER A HUNDRED POSTS????

  40. Pondering Fool September 27, 2009 at 8:36 pm -      #140

    “Wait…. this was actually debated? FOR OVER A HUNDRED POSTS????”

    Sadly mate, it seems so…….it was the MC-virus. Nasty git, it has deceived many people through its corrupted influences. Looking in hindsight, it is actually quite humorous…..

    - the pondering fool

  41. nick November 8, 2009 at 2:49 am -      #141

    DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the silver/broze age superman, they should have used moderen or goldern age superman……at least then MC would have a chance. goldern age sumperman can be killed by a train or a 50c sniper rifle and he can’t even fly. and modern superman abilitys are limited, he Proberly can be killed by a nuke or even a railgun. ……………..silver age is just cheap…fuckin writers man, douche it all up…………………………………………….any-way, superman will win…..just fly up high and snipe him with his heat vision beam and there its done. there is no way MC can win. not even with kriptonite, there is not way for him to get it close enough to superman even with his sniper rifle………… ……………………………… but if it was goldern age superman (the original) MC will win eazy…………….. P.S…for SUPERMAN INFOMATION goto- (

  42. Pondering Fool November 12, 2009 at 11:43 pm -      #142


    Mate, on the site, we tend to use current incarnations, unless otherwise specified. So, this will not be golden age Superman, just the modern one (who has survived a nuke, gone faster than speeds of light, and have power shattering blows).

    - the pondering fool

  43. MEGADOOMER January 26, 2010 at 5:35 pm -      #143

    Im a big Superman fan and an even bigger Halo fan, but even I’m sane enough to know that unless Master Chief can crap out a chunk of Kryptonite before Supes has the chance to squish him like a bug or fry him like a steak he will have no chance. I mean really, do you know of anyone who’s defeated Supes without it? Didn’t think so. :)

  44. Whacko March 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm -      #144

    Doomsday. He killed Supes, no kryptonite needed.

  45. VincentValentine_117 March 6, 2010 at 7:00 pm -      #145

    how did this even become a debate, it should be common sense that superman would win, i mean sure, superman might pity chief and go easy on him for awhile but eventually superman would get bored and just ROFLstomp chief.

  46. ironman July 1, 2010 at 5:38 am -      #146

    well if MC can pin SM on ground on a cloundy day for long anuff he wins same if has krpt and if he can’t do them ROAST for MC

  47. ironman July 1, 2010 at 5:40 am -      #147

    oh + SM needs sunlight or he can’t fight true fact

  48. Pondering Fool July 13, 2010 at 4:31 pm -      #148

    “Doomsday. He killed Supes, no kryptonite needed.”

    He was Kyroptanian in origin, which allowed him to kill Supes through Brute Force.

    - pf

  49. Pondering Fool July 13, 2010 at 4:37 pm -      #149

    “oh + SM needs sunlight or he can’t fight true fact”

    Sorry for the double post. Anyway, Superman’s body is a solar battery, it can charge up on solar energy. How else does Superman fight when he is in the void of space far from a yellow star?

    - pf

  50. Eric Gigliotti July 13, 2010 at 4:38 pm -      #150

    Was this really a match? It’s like David vs a thousand Goliath’s. MC has no chance. Even if he finds some kryptonite, Superman will still be invulnerable long enough to kill him.

  51. Pondering Fool July 13, 2010 at 4:46 pm -      #151

    “Was this really a match? It’s like David vs a thousand Goliath’s. MC has no chance. Even if he finds some kryptonite, Superman will still be invulnerable long enough to kill him.”

    Hell, MC won’t be able to move before Superman FTL blitz the continent MC is on and destroys it, with the Spartan II with it…..

    - pf

  52. CIDE August 1, 2010 at 6:11 pm -      #152

    I realize a winner was already announced but I do have to add that MC doesn’t stand a chance. He wouldn’t know Supe’s vulnerability and likely wouldn’t have access to the extremely rare Kryptonite anyway.

    The “pew pew lazers!” scenario wouldn’t work here.

  53. overlord August 11, 2010 at 8:10 pm -      #153

    Another stomp against chief. . .God that’s like the 3rd one so far.

  54. Blazing Waffles November 6, 2010 at 9:53 am -      #154

    I’m just going to admit it.

    Chief would get SMASHED.

    However, I disagree with CIDE. “Extremely rare” my ass. In the comics everybody and their dog can get a huge amount of Kryptonite. Otherwise Supes would be invincible. Since he can’t go two steps without encountering the stuff, he’s kind of dead anyway. If somebody Hand Waves that the fight takes place in the Haloverse, where there is no Kryptonite, yeah, Chief gets curbstomped. However, the DCverse wouldn’t be a fight. Chief could just dig some green rocks out of the ground somewhere, wight for Superman to get in close, then shoot him. Superman would die.

  55. Blazing Waffles November 6, 2010 at 10:08 am -      #155

    *Wait. Not weight.


  56. shadow2224990 November 22, 2010 at 12:07 am -      #156

    this was a stomp not a FP award but i dont decide things
    and ya superman is better than balistc weapons.

  57. Hac148 April 5, 2011 at 10:00 pm -      #157

    give MC everything he can possibly hold, UNSC & Covenant. unlimited ammo and hell oversheild for kicks. superman with killer intent ends this with a punch

  58. Spectre March 16, 2012 at 6:35 am -      #158

    Or, you know, Supes could just rip his head off…

  59. Lightning March 16, 2012 at 6:38 am -      #159

    Power Rangers solo Superman. :D

  60. captain napalm April 6, 2012 at 9:43 am -      #160

    I know this has been resolved, but I just read the first half of page 1 comments, and it’s rant time…WHAT THE HELL?!

    Why are some people such morons? You think MC would win by SHOOTING SUPERMAN. With a NORMAL SHOTGUN. You know, that guy who is INVINCIBLE.

    Or somebody thinks that MC would win because he’s from the future and Supes is old. Wait, wait, old? Um…NO. NO HE IS NOT. Superman is always about 30, his origin keeps getting revised, because if he got old they’d have to stop making comics about him and DC would stop making money.

    Also some people are throwing their support behind MC because he is cooler. Some of them aren’t joking, either.

    WHAT THE HELL?! How does being cooler make somebody win? I, for one, am SICK of the ’90s “Superman is so lame because he doesn’t kill people” mentality. Even if we ignore the fact that that’s discounted for these duels, Superman can just snatch MC’s weapons at super-speed, then lock him up or knock him out. With ease.

    And the argument that Superman is “gay” because of his costume is null and void. Not only is it completely irrelevant, there’s a reason Superman wears what he wears: He wants to be noticed. It’s llike a sign saying, “I’m invincible, fuck you, what are you going to do?” He wears his costume because he’s the only person in the world who can get away with wearing it without getting his head kicked in.

    Sorry, but I had to get it out of my system.

  61. captain napalm April 6, 2012 at 9:46 am -      #161

    While I’m at it, Lightning, you apparently don’t know what ‘solo’ means.

    It means SOLO. As in ALONE. As in there are, what, five power rangers? More? Against ONE Superman. That’s the opposite of solo-ing.

    Correct usage: ‘Superman could solo the cast of Hamlet’. Not only true, but correct–Supes is one person, who could defeat those MANY people.

  62. Sauroposeidon April 6, 2012 at 9:59 am -      #162

    You’re responding to stuff that happened years ago, Napalm. This site has gone through a few eras of fanboyism. Master Chief had his time in their spot light. That time has passed.

  63. Sauroposeidon April 6, 2012 at 10:00 am -      #163

    “While I’m at it, Lightning, you apparently don’t know what ‘solo’ means.”
    He’s making a joke. I don’t think you know what comedy is. Give it a rest, dude.

  64. DReager1 April 6, 2012 at 10:32 am -      #164

    Definitely! Superman stomped hard!

  65. captain napalm April 6, 2012 at 10:33 am -      #165

    In regards to your first post: I know! I know! I’m sorry! I just…it’s…they’re….gah. Argh. I…Aaah. I just couldn’t leave all that annoyance bottled up.

    And in regards to your second post: Yeah, that’s probably true. I guess I was still angry at all that fanboyism and wasn’t thinking clearly. My mind was like, “rage! Raar! Why is everyone so stupid! Blargh!” Of these two, I’m more annoyed with myself for posting the second, since the first was kinda sorta a little bit justified.

    If you’re there, Lightning, I’m sorry! Temporary insanity!

    Gah, I feel stupid now.

  66. captain napalm April 6, 2012 at 10:36 am -      #166

    (But I stand by what I said in my anti-MC-fanboys-post. I just said it several years too late. And it likely wouldn’t have made much of a difference even then, but it made me feel better, so meh. I’m just going to go hit my head on the wall a few times now.)

  67. Sauroposeidon April 6, 2012 at 10:39 am -      #167

    “In regards to your first post: I know! I know! I’m sorry! I just…it’s…they’re….gah. Argh. I…Aaah. I just couldn’t leave all that annoyance bottled up.”
    If you browse the site over the years you’ll see.. waves.. of fanboyism. There was Master Chief, a brief stint with Xena fangirls, 40k wank was at an all time high for a little while before it started getting smacked around.There’s even some fanboyism going on right now but at least it’s not dominating the site.

  68. captain napalm April 6, 2012 at 10:55 am -      #168

    Okay then. Well, looks like you and some other guy just posted on the Daleks/DBZ thread, I’m off to check that.

    Did the Xena fangirling end when Jack Sparrow beat her?

  69. mrgendrons 2.0 April 18, 2012 at 11:01 pm -      #169

    XD deary me this site can be funny. this is a joke match right? how long will people keep over estimating mc?

    LOVE the “eventually wins” for supes…..speed blitz anyone?

  70. StealthRanger April 18, 2012 at 11:03 pm -      #170

    HOLY CRAP! Stop bumping threads when you have nothing to contribute as you always do!
    This award was given a long ass time before the new award policy when MC tards were rampant

  71. mrgendrons 2.0 April 18, 2012 at 11:05 pm -      #171

    sorry i heard of it and had to check it out

    plus your being a hypocrite for doing the exact same thing and following me over this site…

  72. StealthRanger April 18, 2012 at 11:08 pm -      #172

    Im not bumping threads that are out of interest nowadays. Hunting you like a dog isn’t bumping a thread tard

  73. Soldier's Shadow April 18, 2012 at 11:13 pm -      #173

    Isn’t hunting a troll being a troll? Just ignore them if they bother you so much, dude, you waste posts this way.

  74. Captain Epic April 18, 2012 at 11:16 pm -      #174

    How is gendrons a troll?

  75. Soldier's Shadow April 18, 2012 at 11:20 pm -      #175

    Read Dante vs Kratos.

  76. Captain Epic April 18, 2012 at 11:30 pm -      #176

    He isn’t THAT bad. Funny IMO.

  77. Carmine April 18, 2012 at 11:31 pm -      #177

    How the fuck did superman get the fact pile award for this?

  78. Captain Epic April 18, 2012 at 11:35 pm -      #178

    It was early on. The criterion for a FPA has changed quite a bit.

  79. DReager1 May 1, 2012 at 4:40 pm -      #179

    I actually wish it hadn’t. The more FP awards the better. I always thought every winner should get an award stomp or not :)

  80. thenewguy May 4, 2012 at 8:57 am -      #180

    lol page 1 is loaded with retarded 8 yr. old super halo/mc hardcore zealot fanboy trolls

  81. DReager1 May 14, 2012 at 7:33 pm -      #181

    Well MC does have a chance. If his bullet hits Superman it could all be over. Remember Benson?

  82. Richard Rider May 9, 2013 at 2:56 pm -      #182

    Just wanted to post this:

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