CTF: Link, Master Chief, Darth Vader, Superman Vs Kratos, Samus, Kharn, Mario

Capture the Flag - Link, Master Chief, Darth Vader, Superman Vs Kratos, Samus, Kharn, Mario

When this idea was first suggested, the first thing I thought of was how funny it would be to watch characters respawn as they get pummeled by the opposing forces. There are soo many entertaining ways for all these characters to eliminate the others that I might just pay to watch that, no matter the outcome.

For this match, it’s Capture the Flag assault style – both teams are on offense and defense at the same time. First team to capture 3 flags win. Battleground – New York City. Team 1’s Flag is on top of the Empire State Building. Team 2’s flag is on top of the torch on the Statue of Liberty.

Rules: The flag locations cannot be destroyed or damaged in any way – if the opposing team even scratches the location, they automatically lose (gotta make this somewhat strategical). Citizens are not protected.

Which team would win?

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239 Comments on "CTF: Link, Master Chief, Darth Vader, Superman Vs Kratos, Samus, Kharn, Mario"

  1. Space marine March 12, 2009 at 5:06 am -      #1

    Oh now, By putting Kharn there he wins by default…..lol.

  2. AlphaCommando March 12, 2009 at 5:24 am -      #2

    Kratos and Kharn being on one team means instant victory, same with Samus (Mario can just sit this one out).

    Superman is extremely powerful (and the rest of the players are almost useless on thus level), but the combined might of the bounty hunter, Khronate champion and the god of war (who I think is the only true match) could bring him down.

    …course that depends on which age of superman….

  3. Thepocalypse March 12, 2009 at 5:25 am -      #3

    Team 1: Samus and Link could defend the flag while Master Chief and Kratos go on the offensive. This way both groups have a close combat specialist and a long range specialist. Chief can use the warthog to approach at high speed while Kratos guns down anyone who approaches with the turret. I’m sure the God of War can handle some postmodern weaponry. Samus stands atop the building ready to snipe anyone who approaches with her arm cannon, while Link mans a lower position within the building, bow at the ready. He can defend the lower floors and slowly back toward Samus if enemies penetrate the building, at which point the two Nintendo warriors can double team their opponents.
    Team 2: Kharn and Superman are more maneuverable and suited to an urban environment, so they go on the offensive while Vader and Mario defend.
    Superman flies over the cityscape while Kharn uses a jump pack to traverse the terrain with ease. When they reach the ES Building, blasts of plasma and heat vision will deter any defenders while they snatch the flag.
    Mario can stand on Lady Liberty’s torch, blowing away enemies with his fireballs while Vader hefts tons of the surrounding buildings with the Force and tosses them at attackers.
    Verdict: Chief and Kratos will meet their ends at the hands of Kharn and Superman. They’re no match for them. Upon reaching the ESB, Superman will fuse Samus’ armor, making her completely immobile. Link and Kharn will fight it out in an extended battle leading to the death of Link. Meanwhile, Superman has already snatched the flag and returned to the Statue in under a second.

  4. AlphaCommando March 12, 2009 at 5:25 am -      #4

    oh crap….Capture the flag…odd

    Ugh, well then Superman or Kratos win because they both are/can be extremely fast and Kratos can stop time for periods and what not. I can’t even really judge on this accurately…

  5. L-W March 12, 2009 at 6:06 am -      #5

    Somehow I believe the man who can fly at speeds of up to a million times of lightspeed could somehow take all three flags, do several laps of the 22.96 square mile expanse of Manhattan and finish with a trip to the moon and back…

    …Before his opponents could even blink.

  6. hellatus March 12, 2009 at 7:45 am -      #6

    In this battle the powerful ones (superman, Kratos and darth vader) will be the only ones who will be standing at the near end of the battle but i for one think that superman or vader will win

  7. hellatus March 12, 2009 at 7:47 am -      #7

    w8 whoops forgot to add kharn to that

  8. marche March 12, 2009 at 8:28 am -      #8

    superman wins with his speed.

  9. Matapiojo March 12, 2009 at 9:14 am -      #9

    This WAS a very interesting match in principle, but the inclussion of the man of steel trumps that. Not only could he litterally ignore everything other than the flags while flying circles around the ground combatants, but the scenario give free access to the flags.

    No matter what defense they could muster (Kharn and Kratos guarding), supes can still manage to grab all three flags from under their noses. Kharn better hone his detection skills if he hopes to give Kratos enough warning for him to stop time when Supes gets close. That is litterally the only chance their team would have for not loosing terribly.

    Then again, that would leave only Samus and Mario to get their flags. I think Vader might ROFLSTOMP their efforts singlehandedly.

    I think team Supes wins this one no matter what. I call a re-dux.

  10. Baron Somebody March 12, 2009 at 9:41 am -      #10

    If Superman doesn’t do it, I’m pretty sure Vader could use the Force

  11. Expertimp March 12, 2009 at 11:25 am -      #11

    Superman wins heads down. He’s the fastest and strong enough to defended attacks.

    Winner: Big Super S

  12. Cpt Olimar March 12, 2009 at 11:52 am -      #12

    This is a GREAT idea though. I think we should make this a topic thread. CTF ingenious! Yea supes wins I think.

  13. Battra Boy March 12, 2009 at 11:58 am -      #13

    To be honest, there isn’t much point putting Superman in these match-ups. Hes to good, which makes him suck! Mario and Link would be gonners in seconds. But other than that, it’d be a good battle!

  14. Thepocalypse March 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm -      #14

    Sorry, my comment was top four versus bottom four.

  15. Skrunks March 12, 2009 at 3:15 pm -      #15

    I agree. The fact that it’s CTF would mean win for team 1 automatically. Unless the other team had Kryptonite somehow….

  16. Matapiojo March 12, 2009 at 3:38 pm -      #16

    “Sorry, my comment was top four versus bottom four.”

    An understandable assumption. In all honesty, there is nothing that says thats not the case. Which would spell doom for the top-row team. Supes, Vader, AND Kharn together?

    Yea, that would be bad.

  17. EnigmaJ March 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm -      #17

    Wow. Thanks for using my suggestions!

    “Somehow I believe the man who can fly at speeds of up to a million times of lightspeed could somehow take all three flags, do several laps of the 22.96 square mile expanse of Manhattan and finish with a trip to the moon and back…

    …Before his opponents could even blink.”

    Couldn’t that somehow damage the city or potentially the flag? And how about the helpless bots? ( Civilians )

  18. JoshMcFace March 12, 2009 at 5:22 pm -      #18

    Superman could obviously take this one, but say for some reason it was a slow version of him, it would be much more interesting.

    Link would most likely be on the defensive, as he is outclassed in weapons, but his various items could keep people at bay for a while.
    Master Chief could work either way, his more beefy weapons could power his way through to the flag, but seeing as destruction is against the rules, his sniping would be his most handy skill. He could also set up a few shields and defences around the flag.
    Vader also works both ways. I can see him as a mid-way kind of thing. He could definitely keep people away with the force
    It would be great to see Samus screw attack her way through the streets. Her supersonic speed boost would also be a great ability here, as she would have a good run-up. Getting on top of buildings is also an option for her if too much gets in the way, Bombs would also be a good defense.
    Mario is pretty much useless unless he has some mushrooms and items on hand.

    I don’t really know about the others enough to judge them.

  19. Matapiojo March 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm -      #19

    “Couldn’t that somehow damage the city or potentially the flag? And how about the helpless bots? ( Civilians )”

    There is no real way around his advantage in this fight. Clark has performed many “delicate” feats at high speeds. There is no way he could cause damage to the flags or anything in their vicinity unless he chose to do so.

    The only ones able to come close to this advantage are Kratos with his limited control over time, and Kharn with his enhanced reflexes and senses, but neither of them have the advantage of flight. That means that their efforts would HAVE to be used just to halt Supes’ advance, leaving the team severely disadvantaged.

    In all honesty, this could become a type of Battleground and its related tactics to those whoare familiar with WoW; the dreaded Warsong Gulch. Team Kharn would be forced to turtle the flag, while team Supes would be on a constant barraging assault.

    Supes runs point =/= Kharn & Kratos must join to counter
    MC provides suppressing sniper fire =/= Mario will constantly die
    Vader single-handedly defends the flag =/= Samus is constantly Force raped
    Link is free and clear to provide any needed support

    That is how I think it would go. Maybe not the instant victory for Supes (which I still believe could be a very real possibility), but a victory for his team nontheless.

    This scenario would be MUCH worse if the teams are split the way Thepocalypse interpretted the match to be.

  20. Thepocalypse March 12, 2009 at 6:12 pm -      #20

    “In all honesty, there is nothing that says thats not the case.”
    There used to be a BankGambling-esque section of Nintendoland.com called Deathmatch. They used lightning bolts to split up teams, maybe we should have that here to eliminate confusion.

    Good idea, we’ll do that from now on to help keep things straight. – Admin

  21. EnigmaJ March 12, 2009 at 8:06 pm -      #21

    “This is a GREAT idea though. I think we should make this a topic thread. CTF ingenious! Yea supes wins I think.”

    I second that notion =D

    If your going to do CTF, why not also do King of the Hill or Deathmatches ( 200 kils to win? ) from time to time…

  22. Skrunks March 13, 2009 at 12:44 am -      #22

    “Supes runs point =/= Kharn & Kratos must join to counter”

    Agree.

    “MC provides suppressing sniper fire =/= Mario will constantly die”

    Star Power?

    “Vader single-handedly defends the flag =/= Samus is constantly Force raped”

    I resent that. In more ways then one.

    A) I know several friends who have been victims of sexual assault, and your wording is very offensive.

    B) I stated in the Vader vs. Samus thread that it’s very unlikely that Vader’s Force Powers would penetrate Samus’ shield. I actually believe Samus would wipe the floor with Vader. (Don’t get me wrong, Vader is one of my all time favorite Villans, but I don’t think he has what it takes to take Samus down.)

  23. El Zilcho March 13, 2009 at 1:03 am -      #23

    Well, it’s already been said by about everyone else, but I feel like adding my support for the sake of it. So, which ever team gets Superman wins this fight.

    @Admin
    I think the CTF idea is great one, the only suggestion that I can offer is that flag bases become a no fly no teleport zone. This would allow characters like Superman to make an unstoppable escape with the flag, but only if they can fight their way to the flag, then fight their way out.

    – makes sense. Admin

  24. Spacemarine March 13, 2009 at 1:17 am -      #24

    Sorry, my comment was top four versus bottom four.

    Me too….Oh well, Kharn would do nothing…..All he will do this entire match would be Killing the hapless citizens for the blood god.

    /tear

  25. L-W March 13, 2009 at 1:26 am -      #25

    Not be a stickler for semantics, but the word “Rape” used in that context should not really be offensive, no more than the term “Black” should be considered racist even if a bigoted minority used it as a crux for their racism.

  26. Tim March 13, 2009 at 5:57 am -      #26

    @Skrunks:
    It really p*sses me off when people use the word rape in that way as well. It’s discusting and offensive and is a word that should never be used to describe anything other then what it is, which is something that has no place on a website like this.

  27. Matapiojo March 13, 2009 at 8:14 am -      #27

    I can see how that came across wrong considering the respective genders, I assure you I did not mean it so.

    Some examples of what I meant:

    – Samus attempts crossing the gap between the constructs. Vader Force stops her advance mid-air. Samus plunges from the height of the Empire State Building…

    – Samus reaches the Flag location to be met with a floating Lightsaber that makes mince-meat of her…

    – Samus drops from her Gunship onto the Flag platform to have her chest cavity collapse into itself, perforating most of her vital organs…

    – etc, etc.

    Again, my appologies if my wording offended. Not my intent.

  28. cyborg pirate ninja jesus March 13, 2009 at 9:06 am -      #28

    i think that with botht the teams it would probably mario who takes the flag just simply because he isnt good at fighting he kills mushrooms and turtles

    so the other team wouldnt think anything of him when they have to fight kharn samus and kratos

  29. L-W March 13, 2009 at 9:22 am -      #29

    Mata! Don’t apologize for their overt PC reactions, you have no reason to.

    Christ, my Father’s side of the family suffered through the Holocaust (My Grandmother lost most of her family), but I’ve never seen anyone, not even to my Grandmother, cringe or apologize when mentioning a phrase or a term even remotely pertaining to the Holocaust.

  30. Thepocalypse March 13, 2009 at 11:56 am -      #30

    Calm down guys. You’re just looking for things to take offense to. He didn’t mean it in an offensive way, so it isn’t offensive. I have a black friend who uses the N-word, I asked “Doesn’t that upset you?” He says “No, its just a word. It isn’t me being racist, so why should it matter.” The same thing applies here.

  31. Cpt Olimar March 13, 2009 at 12:14 pm -      #31

    Heh….. I use that word on warcraft so much too….but yea. It is incredibly disrespectful to people who actually had to experience it. It’s just one of those words which really should stop being used in place of PWND. I actually despise political corrrectness and the like, but I could definitely see why this word could easily cause offense.

    Oh well, we need a new CTF thread idea! This one is pretty much given to Superman’s team. Although I wonder what might happen if Mario got a star. If we were really generous…. we might just grant him the ability to OHKO anybody he touches…. since it is so hard to actually figure out what is “canon” for mario

  32. Matapiojo March 13, 2009 at 5:14 pm -      #32

    “Oh well, we need a new CTF thread idea! This one is pretty much given to Superman’s team. Although I wonder what might happen if Mario got a star. If we were really generous…. we might just grant him the ability to OHKO anybody he touches…. since it is so hard to actually figure out what is “canon” for mario”

    I suspect that even with Starpower, Mario would still be vulnerable to having his momentum halted by an invisible Force wall.

    No matter how you look at it, Mario is no contest here.

    How about…

    CTF, Round 2: Machines vs Extraterrestials

    T-X / IG-88 / Robocop / Nimrod Sentinel (X-Men) vs Predator / Alien Queen / Zeratul / Chewbaca
    Setting is a massive underground bunker

  33. Tim March 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm -      #33

    I’m no fan of political correctness either but certain things do offend me.

    I put up some capture the flag matches when I first heard this idea so hopefully(hint, hint) admin will use one of those for the next one soon.

  34. L-W March 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm -      #34

    Stupidity offends me, but I somehow tolerate everyone here.

    Oh! Snap, snap. I went there.

  35. Skrunks March 13, 2009 at 10:31 pm -      #35

    “Not be a stickler for semantics, but the word “Rape” used in that context should not really be offensive, no more than the term “Black” should be considered racist even if a bigoted minority used it as a crux for their racism.”

    I didn’t take really take offense to it, but it does bother me. I know what he meant, and to be perfectly fair, his use of the word wasn’t politically incorrect, no more then refering to a female dog as a bitch:

    Rape

    –noun
    1. the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
    2. any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.
    3. statutory rape.
    4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.
    5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.

    Definition 5 shows that it is technically proper use of the word. But, that word conjures up images of some of the people closest to me confessing what had been done to them, and it bothers me, a lot. Unless you wana debate the veracity of that little thingy about 100 or so pixels up from this text box that says “Speak your mind”.

    Anywho, like I said, the other half of what bothered me was I don’t think Vader would best Samus in a fight.

    “Some examples of what I meant:
    – Samus attempts crossing the gap between the constructs. Vader Force stops her advance mid-air. Samus plunges from the height of the Empire State Building… (Falls from terminal velocity don’t harm her.)
    – Samus reaches the Flag location to be met with a floating Lightsaber that makes mince-meat of her… (Saber’s don’t peirce energy shields :D)
    – Samus drops from her Gunship onto the Flag platform to have her chest cavity collapse into itself, perforating most of her vital organs… (Well, like I said, I don’t believe the force would penetrate her shield. See Vader vs. Samus for my reasons why. We don’t need to clutter up two battles with the technicalities of this particular matchup)

    As for the whole CTF thing, perhaps make the flag room a magical “NO POWER” zone. Say within 10 meter of the flag, all advantages or disadvantages of any party is completly negated. All weapons that impact the Neutral Zone are removed from existence until any and all parties pass out of the Zone. So supes would be a normal human, Kharn’s armor and weapon and ressurection would be negated, Vader would be unable to use force powers and he would be capable of surviving without his suit. In addition, no combat is permited whatsoever. All parties inside the Zone are completly invulnerable untill which time they exit the zone and are restored to full strength.

    This Superman wouldn’t be able to zip in and out with the flag or Kratos could use Timestop to run in and retrive it. It becomes a game of ‘protect this zone’ because once they get in, you can’t touch them untill they come out. It doesn’t completley negate the advantages of someone like Superman, because he can just zip over and splatter whoever has the flag.

  36. Cpt Olimar March 13, 2009 at 10:32 pm -      #36

    mata has a neat one for the next round. As for mario, he is just impossible to truly quantify… he is literally the embodiment of a character who can do anything deending on the scenario he is in. Arguably the most flexible character in gaming. I’m not trying to say Mario owns everyone!!!!! but he’s so……. undefined.

  37. L-W March 14, 2009 at 1:49 am -      #37

    “So supes would be a normal human”

    Superman is not a Human, even if this neutral zone stripped the combatants of their respective canonical advantages (An idea that I find ludicrous – But will not discuss just yet) and powers, he would still be a Kryptonian, a member of an advanced race of Humanoids forged from eons of evolution.

    Even if stripped of his necessity to absorb solar energy, he would still be the same Kryptonian that we know and love.

  38. Who? March 14, 2009 at 11:29 am -      #38

    “CTF, Round 2: Machines vs Extraterrestials

    T-X / IG-88 / Robocop / Nimrod Sentinel (X-Men) vs Predator / Alien Queen / Zeratul / Chewbaca
    Setting is a massive underground bunker”

    Oh dear God Mata! That team of assorted killbots other than Robocop would be absolutely overkill for the extraterrestals! I like it!

  39. Skrunks March 14, 2009 at 11:41 pm -      #39

    :Even if stripped of his necessity to absorb solar energy, he would still be the same Kryptonian that we know and love.”

    Tis true. Just throwing a thought out there. But I suppose all of thier advantages are what makes it interesting.

  40. EnigmaJ March 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm -      #40

    Btw, guys

    I’m assuming that based off of the comments, that Gorechild could actually hurt Superman. It could. Right?

  41. Master Arbiter(Spartan G44) March 15, 2009 at 3:43 pm -      #41

    Awesome style match I have Money on Team 1. Reason? But the Spartan, Sith Lord and Hero of time gaurding the flag(it will be hard for Kratos to get though that) and let Superman go and get the flag.

  42. Master Arbiter(Spartan G44) March 15, 2009 at 3:54 pm -      #42

    Sorry ment Chief, Vader, and Link would guard, Superman on offense.

  43. Vavle March 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm -      #43

    “I’m assuming that based off of the comments, that Gorechild could actually hurt Superman. It could. Right?”

    I’m not 100% sure but Gorechild is blessed by the chaos gods, which is magical.

    Superman weakness is magic, though.

  44. El Zilcho March 16, 2009 at 1:54 am -      #44

    @ Vavle
    “I’m not 100% sure but Gorechild is blessed by the chaos gods, which is magical”

    I’m not a complete expert on the subject, but from my Knowledge Gorechild is not magical, but instead inhabited by a daemon. In other words, a power axe that has blades stronger then adamantium that is possessed by a daemon which thirsts for blood, wielded by one of the greatest butcher men and omnicidal (and I do mean OMNIcidal) maniacs in the galaxy.

  45. Matapiojo March 16, 2009 at 11:30 am -      #45

    “I’m not a complete expert on the subject, but from my Knowledge Gorechild is not magical, but instead inhabited by a daemon. In other words, a power axe that has blades stronger then adamantium that is possessed by a daemon which thirsts for blood, wielded by one of the greatest butcher men and omnicidal (and I do mean OMNIcidal) maniacs in the galaxy.”

    That seems to be right on the money with the additional tid-bit of the Daemon within the weapon also demonstrating soul-drinking abilities. Indeed not magical, just far, FAR worse…

  46. sangheli_special_ops_elite April 10, 2009 at 5:56 pm -      #46

    both teams would die except kharn because you dont know who he is he destroyed dozens of army’s alone and he doesn’t have friends since one khorn berzerker is unpredictable the king of berzerkers would kill both teams the moment he saw either side yelling blood for the blood god long story short he would gut them all without a second thought

  47. Jack Yoder April 15, 2009 at 5:23 am -      #47

    The team with superman hands down. either he’d just race over there and steal the flag or people while it’s taken either way a ctf match with superman has only one out come. if you replaced superman with anyone else i’d say the team with kharn would lose because he’s to crazy and he’d get his team disqualified.

  48. guns_talk_louder April 16, 2009 at 6:23 pm -      #48

    theres a judge to diqualify them? if there was

    judge:team one is disqualified for …(hears a chain axe)

    Kharn: blood for the blood god!!! (hacks him in half)

  49. FierceDeity888 April 29, 2009 at 10:41 pm -      #49

    Team 1 wins. End of story.

  50. anakin skywalker May 18, 2009 at 5:22 am -      #50

    i like vader but super man will win for sure

  51. Kenny Caspers June 1, 2009 at 8:08 pm -      #51

    Kharn’s team wins because Kharns on ther team!

    But seriously, Kratos will slow down time to kill Superman(Kratos kills gods for a living, how hard can Superman be!).

    Mario will KO Link of the stage because no one beasts Mario.

    Kharn teachs Master Cheif what the hell a space marine should be like (via Gorechild to MC’s face)

    Samus dies by being force crushed by Vader, but Kharn and Kratos kill him with their blades.

    Lesson of the story… why get the flag and not fight when you can just kill the opposing forces repeatly until Mario manages to get the flag three times.

  52. Slnm June 6, 2009 at 2:37 am -      #52

    Darth Vader= force, can grab the flag from a mile off

  53. chewie6000 June 6, 2009 at 6:38 am -      #53

    You think mario would win this for team 2?? Even with all the other characters in the fight?? Fair enough :)

  54. Kenny C. June 6, 2009 at 10:59 pm -      #54

    @ Slnm

    Vaders going to find that hard to do with Gorechild lodged in his stomach.

  55. chewie6000 June 7, 2009 at 6:36 am -      #55

    “Darth Vader= force, can grab the flag from a mile off”

    hes not that strong

  56. marche June 7, 2009 at 8:02 am -      #56

    Even if kratos slowed down time before superman came,he is still to fast for kratos to react.

  57. Pondering Fool June 11, 2009 at 5:16 pm -      #57

    Superman has proven himself to go at the speed of light….Speed of light is approximately 300,000 km each second, or being able to go around the earth 7 times in about 1 second. Kharne, even with his powerful Gorechild, just wouldn’t be able to react fast enough to someone that fast. And if kratos uses his ability to slow down time, and slows down time to about 1/7x, Supes would be moving at about 42850 miles per hour..way to fast for even this Spartan to handel. Team 2 has really powerful guys, but they would just be too slow to react to the Man of Steel.

    – pondering fool

  58. Kenny C. June 12, 2009 at 9:49 pm -      #58

    Gorechild = soul stealing chainaxe
    Superman = pansy who doesn’t use his full power

    Gorechild + Superman’s face = BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  59. Marche June 13, 2009 at 12:37 am -      #59

    Assuming kharn can swing gorechild at the speed of light,or assuming he doesn’t get sent flying first.

  60. Pondering Fool June 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm -      #60

    @ Kenny C

    Is it possible (and i could be wrong) that Kharne does not have a reaction time equal to or beyond the speed of light? Just a thought…..

    – pondering fool

  61. Kenny C. June 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm -      #61

    If ya’ll are just going to keep pulling up this “speed of light thing” then I guess I should throw a monkey wrench in your plan.

    Kratos is a god, right.
    A god that can slow down time, right.
    If thou is a god and has the ablitity to slow down time than you can probably slow it down however the FUCK much you want, while not affecting others on your team.

    With this principle the man of steel meets Kharn at reduced speed and once again….

    Gorechild + Superman’s face = BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  62. marche June 14, 2009 at 9:07 pm -      #62

    Again,assuming superman has captured the flag in the time it takes for kratos to use,and assuming kratos doesn’t get knocked out by the man of steel.

  63. Kenny C. June 14, 2009 at 11:28 pm -      #63

    @ Marche

    There’s a whole lot of “Ifs” there marche.

    Okay let’s say team one wins the match, what do you think team 2 is going to do? Bitch and go home? NO

    The time would be adequte for the slowing down of time and team 2 would partake in a bloody massacre.

    Outcome- Khrone has four new,shiny skulls for his throne and Kharn and Kratos realize they have the same goals: KILL EVERYTHING THAT MAKES THEM MAD!

  64. Pondering Fool June 15, 2009 at 3:15 pm -      #64

    @Kenny C

    Just wanting to know, is Kratos able to slow down time or stop it completely? Thanks.

    – pondering fool

  65. Marche June 15, 2009 at 3:29 pm -      #65

    Last time i checked,kratos doesn’t have FTL reaction time,he also hasn’t taken blows like the type superman can dish out,and the match is over when CTF is done,so they would all go home.

  66. Matapiojo June 15, 2009 at 3:41 pm -      #66

    “Outcome- Khrone has -=SEVEN=- new,shiny skulls for his throne”

    Fixed.

  67. Kenny C. June 16, 2009 at 9:48 am -      #67

    @ Matapiojo

    Yeah you’re right…. after Kharn kills the other team he would just turn on his team too.

    He is a Khornite worshipper afterall.

    @ Marche

    Who hasn’t taken the blows superman can dish out? At least long enough for one swing of Gorechild.

    @ Ponder Fool

    Well Kratos is a god and he has the ability to slow down time….. so if god = unlimited power than the time stopping should have no limit.

  68. Marche June 16, 2009 at 10:31 am -      #68

    Kratos hasn’t

    supes once IMP’ed a moon made of darkenergy,and it blew up.
    Thats above planet busting power.

  69. Marche June 16, 2009 at 10:43 am -      #69

    Oh,and by the time kratos got control over time,he wasn’t a god anymore.

  70. Pondering Fool June 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm -      #70

    “Well Kratos is a god and he has the ability to slow down time….. so if god = unlimited power than the time stopping should have no limit.”
    “Oh,and by the time kratos got control over time,he wasn’t a god anymore.”

    Seems like the story changes everytime…..ohh, and being a “god” does not give one unlimited power. I definetely agree that being a “god” grants one major ass kicking power, but kratos does have a limit to his power, just a very very high limit.

    “Who hasn’t taken the blows superman can dish out? At least long enough for one swing of Gorechild.”

    I thought this was Capture the Flag, and not a duel to the death? Supes doesn’t have to engage Kharne to win, he just needs to get the flag.

    – pondering fool

  71. Kenny C. June 16, 2009 at 9:39 pm -      #71

    @ Pondering Fool

    Why get a flag when you can get a skull?

  72. Pondering Fool June 17, 2009 at 12:57 pm -      #72

    @Kenny C.

    True, a nice shiny kryptonian skull would be nice……and I always wanted one for my collection…..if only I could catch supes…….

    – pondering fool

  73. joe thompson August 5, 2009 at 11:04 pm -      #73

    : Link, Master Chief, Darth Vader, Superman Vs Kratos, Samus, Kharn, Mario
    When this idea was first suggested, the first thing I thought of was how funny it would be to watch characters respawn as they get pummeled by the opposing forces. There are soo many entertaining ways for all these characters to eliminate the others that I might just pay to watch that, no matter the outcome.

    For this match, it’s Capture the Flag assault style – both teams are on offense and defense at the same time. First team to capture 3 flags win. Battleground – New York City. Team 1’s Flag is on top of the Empire State Building. Team 2’s flag is on top of the torch on the Statue of Liberty.

    Rules: The flag locations cannot be destroyed or damaged in any way – if the opposing team even scratches the location, they automatically lose (gotta make this somewhat strategical). Citizens are not protected.

    Which team would win?
    Mario-he’s been learning kung fu in his spair time,while the rest got lazy and fat

  74. Pondering Fool September 2, 2009 at 10:14 pm -      #74

    Still believe Supes FTL will win the day. Light speed is 180,000mps, meaning you could go around the earth 7 times. Supes would be going from one side on NYC to the other. Not the much of a distant. Now, going FTL, it is really easy for Supes to steal the flag before anyone even starts to move their limbs, let alone attempt to stop the Last Son of Kryptone. I give the match to Team 1

    – the sleepy, disliking work, pondering fool

  75. Cpt Olimar September 14, 2009 at 1:41 am -      #75

    Superman speed blitzes to capture the flags, but sees a semi-interesting melee weapon. After taking it from Kharne, he decides to test it out on its owned, surprised by the mess that is left. Becoming more fond of the axe than of the CTF, Superman tells him team to get the flags while he tests out his new toy on team 2 as they perpetually respawn, an annoyed Link proceedes to return the flags ending Superman’s fun prematurely.

    Winner by Roflstomp Gorechild teabag….
    Team 1

  76. Pondering Fool October 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm -      #76

    “Superman speed blitzes to capture the flags, but sees a semi-interesting melee weapon. After taking it from Kharne, he decides to test it out on its owned, surprised by the mess that is left. Becoming more fond of the axe than of the CTF, Superman tells him team to get the flags while he tests out his new toy on team 2 as they perpetually respawn, an annoyed Link proceedes to return the flags ending Superman’s fun prematurely.”

    I cracked up quite a bit when I read that mate. No matter how many ways u play it, Supes team wins everytime.

    – the pondering fool

  77. tu papa January 21, 2010 at 4:09 pm -      #77

    Team 2 because kratos as Tinan and God (to kill Athena) kills vader like ares kill the barbarians in the game, then as a god of war kill master chief with his own weapons, then kratos as giant crushes link and Superman is distracted with the army of hades and kratos catching superman with one hand (still big) and takes superman’s head with the other hand

  78. tu papa January 21, 2010 at 4:12 pm -      #78

    and the rest is of samuns kharm and mario just take the flags

  79. sonofhades February 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm -      #79

    i vote team 2:Kharn, Kratos, Samus, and Mario win.

  80. Asger February 15, 2010 at 3:09 pm -      #80

    If I had a penny for every blind fanboy comment…

    Superman solos this, meaning team 1 easily gets the win.

  81. Whacko February 15, 2010 at 3:27 pm -      #81

    Aw, man, Superman? This is incredibly lopsided. I dare call it a horrorstomp. Superman could have his power cut in half, being alone against the rest and they had unlimited respawns, and he would still beat the living daylights outta them. Unfair as hell.

  82. elwkrleskdflksndma February 19, 2010 at 12:41 am -      #82

    ha you forgot Superman is Dead! Link and kratos would be on the same team the pwn them all and win :D

  83. Corne March 5, 2010 at 9:29 am -      #83

    you are all wrong. both superman and kharn would immediately be out of the picture. Kharn will go on a killing spree, hacking all the civilians to bits. superman, being goody two shoes, will be morrally overpowered by the needless slaughter of the human race, will swoop down to stop Kharn. superman, having heatvision and super streangth will win the fight without it started yet, but Kharn has resurrect ability, which might eventuelly help his demon possed axe to get hold of supy. they will battle it out leaving the rest to fend for them selves.

    master chief and kratos will probably meet each other somewhere in the middle of the battlefield. this will also be a battle of note sinve mc has regen shields end extremely better range than kratos. although god of war can stop time and has that nifty rage of the gods. medusas stare wont work since mc never takes off his helm. this fight can tilt either way.

    that leaves vader and link vs samus and mario.
    samus will most likely invade team 1 defence and come up against vader( since she overpowers link) and have another vight of note. both samus and vader has some considerible abilities, niether can sustain it forever. samus’s shield will block the force and the force will block energy attacks. this will probly tur out to be al melee fight or have them shooting and throwing stuff at each other. this fight will end with luck. either samus will be a half sec too late with her shield or vader will be lax with the force. lucky shot will end the match.

    all thats left is link and mario, battling it out with whatever trinkets they have. link will block all marios fireballs, and simply shoot him at range when he has a star. this will come down to who will last the longest in a allout brawl. link will most likely win since he can be touched more than once. so link will capture the flag and win the fight.

  84. Cpt Olimar March 5, 2010 at 10:54 am -      #84

    @Corne
    While your comment certainly has logic to it, and is not fanboyish, I dare say you severely underestimate Superman’s speed. By the time Kharne body reacts to the civilians and by the time he physically makes the decision to attack them, Superman could have flown him to the moon and left him there. It just won’t work, the Khornate warrior is beyond words pathetic compared to superman, all he has going for him is a fancy axe, which Superman might just rip right out from him.

  85. Corne March 6, 2010 at 2:54 pm -      #85

    true enough. but remember, superman had a hard time beating doomsday, he might have just as difficult a time. it all depends, does he engage Kharn first, or react to civilians in distress. if he acts first, then he might get the axe away and such. if he reacts to the citizens in destress, the kharn would already be boosted with the aleady killed civilians. which might make it more difficult. dont get me wrong, superman will win, but it will take some time as he will try to do this without hurting civ’s. kharn will use this to his advantage

  86. Akibahara March 16, 2010 at 7:48 pm -      #86

    Team one wins… sadly.

  87. noob April 21, 2010 at 7:59 pm -      #87

    wait cant link use the ocinaria to travel back in time to before the mach started and nab the flags

  88. Alpha B A 7 July 19, 2010 at 11:05 am -      #88

    i vote for team one sicne sup is going to outrun everyone while the Chief will cover Lord Vader .A for those who say that Darth Vader can not kill Samus with the Force they are dead wrong (sorry) since the force is in everything(according to Yoda) so the Sith Lord will only need to feel Samus’s throat through the force and crush it and remeber he is the one who has the most mindiclorians than any other being (even if his power is cripled due to the fact that obi wan chopped him realy badly . (the only thing that team one wants it’s the Witch King who will just use his ability of making any enemy to run away out of fear . But as before MC ,Sup ,Vader ,Link make an anbitable team .Thanks

  89. Laharl July 19, 2010 at 11:53 am -      #89

    Notice that superman is on team one.
    That is all you have to know.

  90. SinZero July 19, 2010 at 12:26 pm -      #90

    That has never stopped fanboys from wanking Kharn on any and every chance they get, even if he’s put up against Superman. This amount of stupidity astounds me.

  91. overlord July 21, 2010 at 1:40 pm -      #91

    I’m pretty sure the US military and EU forces would disrupt the battle.

  92. Belisaurius July 21, 2010 at 2:09 pm -      #92

    Superman could tie up Kratos and Kharn for a while, beating them both is a bit of a stretch eve for the big blue boyscout but he can definitely delay them with his invincibility and super sonic speed with hit and run tactics.

    Mario is a bit of a non factor at this level and Vader and MC can tag team Samus.

    After that, Superman can pin Kharn down long enough for vader to decap/lobotomize him with a light saber and MC and Link should be enough to take on Kratos with ranged tactics.

  93. Belisaurius July 21, 2010 at 2:22 pm -      #93

    CTF, right.

    Disregard that last post.

    Superman and Vader take the flag with precog and super speed while Link camps the flag and MC booby-traps it with grenades and anti-tank mines.

    Oh, and Kratos’s time stop fails for two reasons. The first is the subjective activation limit. He can’t exactly have it on 24/7 for a reason.

    The second is doors. He can’t open doors while time is stopped without the relative velocity utterly destroying them and violating the “do not destroy the target location” clause.

    Also, Kharn really can’t do much due to his weight.
    He’s eight feet tall and weights as much as a car, he’s not taking the elevator (except the cargo elevator..maybe and the stairways are both a very slow way to travel and not made for someone his size.

  94. Laharl July 21, 2010 at 3:04 pm -      #94

    You are thinking to much superman is FTL.
    He can capture the flag by himself.

  95. overlord July 21, 2010 at 3:11 pm -      #95

    They should have replaced Kharn with Doctor Who. I still think NATO forces will pummel both teams into submission.

  96. Laharl July 21, 2010 at 3:18 pm -      #96

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO
    Superman>NATO

  97. jhon October 10, 2010 at 8:11 pm -      #97

    kratos and mario! mario would retrieve th flag and kratos would guard him!

  98. Blazing Waffles December 18, 2010 at 6:38 pm -      #98

    Superman speeds in, takes the flag, kills the other team, and speeds out. In the blink of an eye.

    The rest of his team doesn’t even have to do anything.

  99. Negative Zero December 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm -      #99

    Yeah Superman wins this by himself.

    Team 1 for the BankGambling award.

  100. 4thlovora September 11, 2011 at 4:23 pm -      #100

    Chief uses his authority as reclaimer to fire Halo, then walk into the statue of liberty and takes the flags

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