Here’s a fight that could be over in three seconds or could last for quite some time. If the battle takes place in the Xena universe, it lasts for quite some time. If fought in Thor’s world, I think it would be be done in the blink of an eye.
What do you think?
1 second. Thor uses God Blast.
Xena gets OWNED! This isn’t a fight it’s a massacre.
Xena is pwned, no matter where it takes place
Crud, I blinked and missed it. Who was Thor fighting here?
my warrior princess.
“Oh my.. A hammer just hit me in the eye…where was my Hercules when I needed him :o(”
WINNER BY HAMMER TO THE FACE: THOR
hey thats a good one, thor vs hercules
Wow…let’s put Galactus up against Mario next time.
actually that pic of Xena looks like she just took something to the face LOL
Shee looks constipated.
easiest win for thor yet.
Xena looks Fugly……eww…
lets see how many ways thor wins.
1)beat down xena with his hammer.
2)thunder,nuff’ said.
3)massive fissure
4)send her into space via a portal
5)fly her into space
there you go,five good reasons as to why xena stands no chance.
1 reason why xena would win
She is so ugly that when thor looks at her he has a heart attack.
Thor win’s he is a viking god can’t get much cooler then that.
i do not know xena at all so i am not sure but thor is very powerful
UMM XENA ALREADY BEAT SOMEBODY LIKE THOR DO UR RESEARCH…XENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 XENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My god,this is why people think lowly of xena fantards.
I’ll talk in a launguage maybe he understands;
NOBODY IN XENA IS LIKE THOR!
THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
“UMM XENA ALREADY BEAT SOMEBODY LIKE THOR DO UR RESEARCH…XENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 XENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
The definition of fandumb.
I wonder if JOHNJAMAR is joking…probably not. Well, at least the all cap title explains the post. Stupid Xena fans.
Anyone want Hamburger with a side serving of Xena? No way Thor even breaks a sweat.
– pondering fool
One lightning bolt from six miles kliks away = Thor wins in three seconds flat!! Thor goes 10/10 EASILY!!
om nom nom nom nom….thanks pondering fool for my xena meal…..om nom nom nom…..etc.
@cyborg pirate ninja jesus
Might want to watch how much you eat. Xena Fries are very high in cholestral….
– pondering fool
Whoo, took us a while to get through all that fried Xena.
I herebye nominate the Odinson for an FP award.
Basically the same result as Xena vs. Kratos; Instant curbstomp. RIP, Xena.
“1 second. Thor uses God Blast.”
Maybe he should stick to something more mundane, like sneezing on Xena and spontaneously atomizing every cell in her body, or just cleaving her in half with a backhand. He Wouldn’t want to destroy the galaxy by accident or something.
“1 reason why xena would win
She is so ugly that when thor looks at her he has a heart attack.”
Thor would survive, just barely, after calling upon all of his Asgardian fortitude. After the battle’s over, maybe he’ll find a way to remove the horrific memories with the Odinforce or something.
“Anyone want Hamburger with a side serving of Xena? No way Thor even breaks a sweat.”
Yeah, exactly. Thor could pick up the continent that Xena is standing on and drop-kick it into orbit without much exertion.
No hamburger for me, please. I’m trying to cut down on god-owned mortal remains, especially the kind that’s probably been sizzled to a black crisp by lightning.
“UMM XENA ALREADY BEAT SOMEBODY LIKE THOR DO UR RESEARCH…”
Yeah, because Xena comes from a universe where “god” translates into “somewhat powerful sorcerer.” Seriously, if Thor with all of his powers existed in the Xenaverse, he’d solo the whole pantheon there.
“I herebye nominate the Odinson for an FP award.”
I second that! . . . Though it seems kind of ridiculous to have to officially say it. It’s like telling everyone, “Attention everyone, did you know that Superman wins against a goomba one-on-one?”
Fool,my friend, I just hate to see a fight go unfinished. And this fight is well overdue it’s finish.
Oh wait,AHEM posted that not PF. My bad.
“Oh wait,AHEM posted that not PF. My bad.”
I will gladely take credit if not for the copyright laws on BankGambling
/man whispers news into my ears/
Apparently, there is no copyright rules on BankGambling, so I will be taken the recognition for this….
/AHEM comes into the study, pulls out a .50 rifle, and blows the head off of PF’s body/
AHEM “And that is what happens when u break the law kids. Now a word from our sponsors….”
Anyway, BankGambling award for Thor.
– the pondering fool
I also support the nomination for Thor! Death to Xena!
“/AHEM comes into the study, pulls out a .50 rifle, and blows the head off of PF’s body/”
.50 cal? Ideal. Only the best for the execution of a fellow BankGamblingr over copyright issues. I probably wouldn’t use it in a study, however. They’d probably complain over blood stains in the carpet and send me their cleaning bill.
Anyway, looks like we have four nominations for Thor, now.
I nominate thor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I nominate thor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Umm . . . your enthusiasm is commendable.
Five nominations for Thor.
Xena gives her ululating battlecry and hurls her O-shaped blade.
Thor swats it aside with Mjolnir. It whizzes by Xena, but she dodges it and it strikes a tree, felling the tree and crumpling her missile. She draws sword and charges! Thor gets a good look at the shrieking woman and mistakes her for Ulik the Troll. He puts all of his strength into his next hammer swing even as Xena swings her trusty blade. Xena’s sword shatters and the hammer finishes its swing, shattering Xena’s skull completely and spraying gore everywhere. Thor looks around for Loki. This has to be one of his tricks…
Actually Thor can just stand there and let Xena whack him with her sword. She neither has the strength nor the enhanced-steel to cut through Thor’s thick hide.