Thor Vs Xena

Thor Vs Xena

Here’s a fight that could be over in three seconds or could last for quite some time. If the battle takes place in the Xena universe, it lasts for quite some time. If fought in Thor’s world, I think it would be be done in the blink of an eye.

What do you think?

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35 Comments on "Thor Vs Xena"

  1. Thepocalypse March 24, 2009 at 5:02 am -      #1

    1 second. Thor uses God Blast.

  2. Tim March 24, 2009 at 5:25 am -      #2

    Xena gets OWNED! This isn’t a fight it’s a massacre.

  3. Baron Somebody March 24, 2009 at 8:00 am -      #3

    Xena is pwned, no matter where it takes place

  4. Matapiojo March 24, 2009 at 8:31 am -      #4

    Crud, I blinked and missed it. Who was Thor fighting here?

  5. elie March 24, 2009 at 11:45 am -      #5

    my warrior princess.

  6. Expertimp (Rob) March 24, 2009 at 11:52 am -      #6

    “Oh my.. A hammer just hit me in the eye…where was my Hercules when I needed him :o(”


  7. kano547 March 24, 2009 at 12:30 pm -      #7

    hey thats a good one, thor vs hercules

  8. JoshMcFace March 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm -      #8

    Wow…let’s put Galactus up against Mario next time.

  9. Rob (Expertimp) March 24, 2009 at 1:47 pm -      #9

    actually that pic of Xena looks like she just took something to the face LOL

  10. Matapiojo March 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm -      #10

    Shee looks constipated.

  11. marche March 24, 2009 at 8:21 pm -      #11

    easiest win for thor yet.

  12. Space marine March 25, 2009 at 1:37 am -      #12

    Xena looks Fugly……eww…

  13. marche March 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm -      #13

    lets see how many ways thor wins.

    1)beat down xena with his hammer.
    2)thunder,nuff’ said.
    3)massive fissure
    4)send her into space via a portal
    5)fly her into space

    there you go,five good reasons as to why xena stands no chance.

  14. Space marine March 26, 2009 at 3:43 am -      #14

    1 reason why xena would win

    She is so ugly that when thor looks at her he has a heart attack.

  15. x on March 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm -      #15

    Thor win’s he is a viking god can’t get much cooler then that.

  16. marvel man who knows all May 16, 2009 at 11:13 pm -      #16

    i do not know xena at all so i am not sure but thor is very powerful

  17. JOHNJAMAR May 31, 2009 at 9:33 am -      #17

    UMM XENA ALREADY BEAT SOMEBODY LIKE THOR DO UR RESEARCH…XENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 XENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  18. Marche May 31, 2009 at 10:09 am -      #18

    My god,this is why people think lowly of xena fantards.
    I’ll talk in a launguage maybe he understands;


  19. Thepocalypse May 31, 2009 at 11:11 am -      #19

    “UMM XENA ALREADY BEAT SOMEBODY LIKE THOR DO UR RESEARCH…XENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 XENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
    The definition of fandumb.

  20. TheSorrow May 31, 2009 at 1:32 pm -      #20

    I wonder if JOHNJAMAR is joking…probably not. Well, at least the all cap title explains the post. Stupid Xena fans.

  21. Pondering Fool July 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm -      #21

    Anyone want Hamburger with a side serving of Xena? No way Thor even breaks a sweat.

    – pondering fool

  22. Roy O'The Rovers July 16, 2009 at 1:01 am -      #22

    One lightning bolt from six miles kliks away = Thor wins in three seconds flat!! Thor goes 10/10 EASILY!!

  23. cyborg pirate ninja jesus July 16, 2009 at 3:46 am -      #23

    om nom nom nom nom….thanks pondering fool for my xena meal… nom nom nom…..etc.

  24. Pondering Fool July 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm -      #24

    @cyborg pirate ninja jesus

    Might want to watch how much you eat. Xena Fries are very high in cholestral….

    – pondering fool

  25. Asger August 25, 2009 at 6:33 pm -      #25

    Whoo, took us a while to get through all that fried Xena.

    I herebye nominate the Odinson for an FP award.

  26. AHEM September 2, 2009 at 10:43 pm -      #26

    Basically the same result as Xena vs. Kratos; Instant curbstomp. RIP, Xena.

    “1 second. Thor uses God Blast.”

    Maybe he should stick to something more mundane, like sneezing on Xena and spontaneously atomizing every cell in her body, or just cleaving her in half with a backhand. He Wouldn’t want to destroy the galaxy by accident or something.

    “1 reason why xena would win

    She is so ugly that when thor looks at her he has a heart attack.”

    Thor would survive, just barely, after calling upon all of his Asgardian fortitude. After the battle’s over, maybe he’ll find a way to remove the horrific memories with the Odinforce or something.

    “Anyone want Hamburger with a side serving of Xena? No way Thor even breaks a sweat.”

    Yeah, exactly. Thor could pick up the continent that Xena is standing on and drop-kick it into orbit without much exertion.

    No hamburger for me, please. I’m trying to cut down on god-owned mortal remains, especially the kind that’s probably been sizzled to a black crisp by lightning.


    Yeah, because Xena comes from a universe where “god” translates into “somewhat powerful sorcerer.” Seriously, if Thor with all of his powers existed in the Xenaverse, he’d solo the whole pantheon there.

    “I herebye nominate the Odinson for an FP award.”

    I second that! . . . Though it seems kind of ridiculous to have to officially say it. It’s like telling everyone, “Attention everyone, did you know that Superman wins against a goomba one-on-one?”

  27. Asger September 24, 2009 at 5:46 pm -      #27

    Fool,my friend, I just hate to see a fight go unfinished. And this fight is well overdue it’s finish.

  28. Asger September 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm -      #28

    Oh wait,AHEM posted that not PF. My bad.

  29. Pondering Fool October 14, 2009 at 11:16 pm -      #29

    “Oh wait,AHEM posted that not PF. My bad.”

    I will gladely take credit if not for the copyright laws on BankGambling

    /man whispers news into my ears/

    Apparently, there is no copyright rules on BankGambling, so I will be taken the recognition for this….

    /AHEM comes into the study, pulls out a .50 rifle, and blows the head off of PF’s body/

    AHEM “And that is what happens when u break the law kids. Now a word from our sponsors….”

    Anyway, BankGambling award for Thor.

    – the pondering fool

  30. John Anen October 22, 2009 at 5:42 pm -      #30

    I also support the nomination for Thor! Death to Xena!

  31. AHEM October 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm -      #31

    “/AHEM comes into the study, pulls out a .50 rifle, and blows the head off of PF’s body/”

    .50 cal? Ideal. Only the best for the execution of a fellow BankGamblingr over copyright issues. I probably wouldn’t use it in a study, however. They’d probably complain over blood stains in the carpet and send me their cleaning bill.

    Anyway, looks like we have four nominations for Thor, now.

  32. orpheus12 January 11, 2010 at 5:46 pm -      #32

    I nominate thor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. AHEM January 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm -      #33

    “I nominate thor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Umm . . . your enthusiasm is commendable.

    Five nominations for Thor.

  34. munkynugs May 25, 2010 at 3:32 am -      #34

    Xena gives her ululating battlecry and hurls her O-shaped blade.
    Thor swats it aside with Mjolnir. It whizzes by Xena, but she dodges it and it strikes a tree, felling the tree and crumpling her missile. She draws sword and charges! Thor gets a good look at the shrieking woman and mistakes her for Ulik the Troll. He puts all of his strength into his next hammer swing even as Xena swings her trusty blade. Xena’s sword shatters and the hammer finishes its swing, shattering Xena’s skull completely and spraying gore everywhere. Thor looks around for Loki. This has to be one of his tricks…

  35. Frothbyte October 13, 2010 at 7:14 pm -      #35

    Actually Thor can just stand there and let Xena whack him with her sword. She neither has the strength nor the enhanced-steel to cut through Thor’s thick hide.

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