Master Chief vs Tom Brady

Master Chief versus Tom Brady

So it’s come to this. At this point in time, I think only Master Chief can stop the Patriots and their vaunted trek into NFL history. The Giants have somewhat of a shot since they played them tough in their 38-35 loss at the end of the regular season.

For this battle, Tom Brady has the ice-cold decision making skills that could actually keep him alive for about 10 seconds. After that, it’s just a mop-up for MC.

Master Chief:

  • Various weapon skills
  • Cool Armor
  • Decent Vehicles
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Has shields to re-generate

Tom Brady:

  • Great decision making skills
  • Seemingly has luck on his side
  • Has history on his side
  • Has super-hot girlfriendNow married…
  • Has Randy Moss
  • All that being said, does the Pats QB really have a chance?

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47 Comments on "Master Chief vs Tom Brady"

  1. darth tader donut hole January 28, 2008 at 9:25 pm -      #1

    mc wins ha have you ver thought of doing mc vs samiri jack aka thhe beastlest person ever

  2. agent 47 January 30, 2008 at 2:08 am -      #2

    this is a pointless fight,MC wins x999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

  3. boks107 February 2, 2008 at 11:25 pm -      #3

    How about mc vs. rambo?

  4. darth tader donut hole February 4, 2008 at 7:55 pm -      #4

    no he dosent have luck on this side seaing as he lost the super boll

  5. masterchief tha best hero February 9, 2008 at 9:30 am -      #5

    tom brady is a nfl player??? lol he wouldn’t last 2 secs against MC!! MC would make guys like him extinct

  6. Daniel maj February 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm -      #6

    come on! Tom would be shot down before he can think his first move

  7. Daniel maj February 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm -      #7

    come on! Tom would be shot down before he can think his first move!!! MC>Tom Brady

  8. brandon marcial February 20, 2008 at 11:10 pm -      #8

    BE HIM :”(

  9. brandon marcial February 20, 2008 at 11:10 pm -      #9


  10. mcbac508 February 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm -      #10

    I smell a sitcom!

  11. Cory February 21, 2008 at 2:52 pm -      #11

    Hahaha tom brady.

    You should do MC vs. Kymbo Slice. - Kimbo? Awesome idea. Added to the upcoming fight list.

  12. Robert February 22, 2008 at 2:10 pm -      #12

    Im not even going to waste my time arguing this. Do MC vs Gordan Freeman

  13. NoobFree February 25, 2008 at 7:50 pm -      #13

    well you forgot the fact that tom brady has witch powers along with his friend tom cruise and mj.
    so be noob free

  14. Daniel maj March 1, 2008 at 11:19 am -      #14

    BAM! Head shot. LOL

  15. Daniel maj March 1, 2008 at 11:21 am -      #15

    no chance Tom brandy

  16. Meka_Azul March 25, 2008 at 10:01 pm -      #16

    MC lets him throw the ball at him MC catches and he spears mc braking every bone in his body to brandy lies on the grown helpless as master chief walks in front of him says HUSH little nfl player and steps in his BALLS and MC shoots him with spartan lazer, throws out a bubble shield around him to keep him warm then sticks a spike grenade to his BALLS to make sure tommys nfl days are over in his after life as well.

  17. damasterchief March 26, 2008 at 11:22 pm -      #17

    think abought it master chief is the quarter back for the worst team in football history… do i even have to say no one would challange them i mean mc quarter back he would just run the whole length of the field in no time…

  18. Davon Hopkins March 28, 2008 at 3:19 pm -      #18

    you should put MC vs GOKU or other DBZ characters

  19. Davon Hopkins March 28, 2008 at 3:20 pm -      #19

    you should have him fight Naruto characters too

  20. Lovestospooge April 6, 2008 at 12:00 am -      #20

    Tom Brady spends more time on his back than a tijuana hooker.

    GIVING HIM the upperhand.

    literally the upperhand…up his #ss.

    Chief&&Brady=DirtyL♥ve - edited for language, admin

  21. vicarious one April 18, 2008 at 6:21 pm -      #21

    An athlete? This is like MC versus Mario, Brady Wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell

  22. Tfk fan April 27, 2008 at 8:04 pm -      #22

    Brady go BOOOOOOOM!

  23. lx N0WH3R3 xl May 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm -      #23

    this is stupid hell mario could woop bradys #ss :grin:

    my gamertag is lx N0WH3R3 xl type in my name on myspace tv to watch my vids please comment - edited for language, admin

  24. halo freak(madden4605) June 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm -      #24

    no mc would go uo to brady and rack him so hard his balls will burst open and he’ll die :twisted:

  25. 10th Hokage June 9, 2008 at 6:22 pm -      #25

    Mc vs Naruto GO NARUTO - added to the list, thanks! admin

  26. Master Chief June 9, 2008 at 11:30 pm -      #26

    YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!! TOM BRADY COULD GET EVERY NFL PLAYER TO DO THE THE WORK FOR HIM!!! :mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :smile: :???: :cool: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!: :?:

  27. Chromes July 3, 2008 at 9:23 pm -      #27

    even if he had the whole nfl on his side MC could just get a scarb and desrty them all

  28. John Rambo July 6, 2008 at 1:39 pm -      #28

    Need i even answer? MC would break bradys balls easy.

  29. jonny July 13, 2008 at 11:31 am -      #29

    wat about mac vs. pc vs. master c

    I think we all know who’d win that, it would be interesting to see…Admin

  30. spartan001 July 21, 2008 at 8:13 pm -      #30

    i hate brady….and the patriots…. they all cheated in the game and got caught and said everyone did it well then they got their smug little faces handed to them by the giants and good riddance to them!!!

  31. King Ghidorah OWNS! July 28, 2008 at 9:07 pm -      #31

    Seeing as Tom lost to the Giants, he won’t even be able to look at the the chief before getting his head shot off. Oh and by the way, I hate Patriots! They all suck the coaches d!ck!

  32. spartan001 July 29, 2008 at 9:35 am -      #32

    exactly right

  33. mc rules August 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm -      #33

    o i made it better hahaha
    MC would throw the ball at tom brady’s nuts then use his head as a football and kick it across the world into michael jacksons @$$ who is busy having an affair with dick cheney in the oval office.

  34. Chief Kills all August 8, 2008 at 12:24 pm -      #34

    Screw this brady suck. So chief will kill him. when TB throws the ball MC wont need to move cuz if gets anywhere it will be waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy off. so chief will blow him up teabag him and stick him to watch his puny body fly

  35. onesidedfight August 20, 2008 at 2:46 pm -      #35

    both would end up dead. mc just finshs beating brady to death by his own, still atached dick. brady’s girlfriend would come in and master chief would hit on her. cortna, in her jelousiey, shocks master chief, accdiently with all the power of the suit, causing a meltdown of the nucler power thingey, causing an expolison that kills him.

  36. john August 28, 2008 at 9:12 pm -      #36

    MC would win hands down, but cmon!! we gotta have a MC vs Jesus!! that would b funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

  37. King of Penguins August 29, 2008 at 10:44 am -      #37

    GIANTS KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and master chief wins. he is a giants fan. :mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :smile: :???: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!: :?: super bowl 42

  38. LA22 September 12, 2008 at 9:44 pm -      #38

    This would be the worst MC could do anything and kill TB and all he could do is throw him a football :grin:

  39. johnny nightstick September 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm -      #39

    this is how the giants won the superbowl brady drops back he gets hit with a power drain and sacked….. then next play he drops back and gets snipped from 1000 feet away =D brady sucks so jus make up scenerios of how he dies

  40. fight death December 21, 2008 at 2:02 pm -      #40

    how about MC versus scooby doo? or maybe Bart or Homer Simpson!

  41. fight death December 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm -      #41

    Oh and MC is an USC fan!

  42. A Man with Clothes On February 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm -      #42

    Are you kidding me? What about Mc vs. the Little Mermaid?

  43. x March 4, 2009 at 12:02 am -      #43

    Why do i bother to posst now!MC!!!!!!!!!

  44. sangheli June 13, 2009 at 2:17 am -      #44

    Oh my god the patriots suck they spy’d on the other team’s plays for several seasons. They should have gotten most of their trophies and awards taken when they were caught.

  45. MEGADOOMER January 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm -      #45

    What drugs are going through you’re head man? I mean MC against a normal human? Dude, Chief could rip Brady and his whole gay team in half. Dude, I have met a few NFL players before, and most of them are giant b@tches. That is all. :)

  46. shadow2224990 November 21, 2010 at 10:24 pm -      #46

    ya even in a game of foot ball if chief gets the ball he wins.

  47. DReager1 April 1, 2012 at 5:16 pm -      #47

    I go with Master Chief on this one. The fight was a pretty good idea. I wish we had more matches like these nowadays :D

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