Rednecks Vs Thugs

Rednecks Vs Thugs

I can’t believe it’s taken this long to get this match produced. I suppose for this duel we’re trying to determine which one is worse?

Either way I think it’s funny as hell.

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104 Comments on "Rednecks Vs Thugs"

  1. L-W February 27, 2009 at 5:04 am -      #1

    As my Grandfather once said, if in doubt, go towards the best sharpshooter.

    In this case, I would take the Rifled precision of the Redneck and their ability to strike small targets at great distances in single shots over the Thugs, who shoot up entire neighborhoods with inaccurate sub-machine gun fire, kill dozens of random pedestrians and most likely miss their originally intended target.

    In a firefight, Rednecks (Despite being outnumbered) will decimate the Thugs. Plus moonshine always goes down well in almost all occasions.

  2. Space Marine February 27, 2009 at 5:44 am -      #2

    Get a banjo. And rednecks win

  3. Thepocalypse February 27, 2009 at 6:09 am -      #3

    They’re both pretty annoying, especially rednecks.
    Here’s what’s wrong with rednecks:
    1. They’re almost always ignorant.
    2. They drive pick-ups when all they need is a sedan.
    3. They wear ugly trucker caps and 80s sunglasses.
    4. They’re usually stupid.
    Here’s what’s wrong with thugs:
    1. They speak in unintelligible slang.
    2. They have an ill-gotten sense of superiority.
    3. Many of them aren’t really that threatening.
    4. If they’re a minority they bemoan their fate and complain about the “white man” long after everyone else realized that was racism in itself.
    5. They’re cowards who rob women and children.
    6. They listen to Hip Hop.

  4. Matapiojo February 27, 2009 at 9:30 am -      #4

    This is just hillarious.

    I say that Rednecks are worse, but thugs are more numerous (as they go intra-racial) so it makes up for it. Thugs win this.

  5. JoshMcFace February 27, 2009 at 11:21 am -      #5

    Thugs because we don’t have rednecks here in England. Although rednecks still annoy the hell out of me. Thugs could probably call all their “mans” to annihilate the rednecks.

  6. Rob (Expertimp) February 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm -      #6

    I say thugs.. more weapons at there disposal

  7. Jon February 27, 2009 at 12:55 pm -      #7

    …whats another stereotyped group you don’t like? How about those Mexicans with their burritos?

  8. x on February 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm -      #8

    I hate thugs so ill go with rednecks.

  9. Matapiojo February 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm -      #9

    “…whats another stereotyped group you don’t like? How about those Mexicans with their burritos?”


    Thats not a group stereotype like the two in question. Thats more along the lines of racism.

  10. =[BF]=JimmieRox February 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm -      #10

    “…whats another stereotyped group you don’t like? How about those Mexicans with their burritos?”
    Thats not a group stereotype like the two in question. Thats more along the lines of racism.”


  11. Thepocalypse February 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm -      #11

    “…whats another stereotyped group you don’t like? How about those Mexicans with their burritos?”
    The would be racism. I’m generalizing social groups, which is more acceptable as they do act that way and that’s why they’re classed as rednecks and thugs.
    I’d thank you to watch your tongue. Many of my friends are Mexican and that really wasn’t funny in the context you used it.
    Rednecks are rednecks not because they were born that way but because of a lifestyle choice. Thugs are the same unless they’re thugs because they cannot get properly educated in their birthplace (not to say that makes it okay).

  12. draco February 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm -      #12

    I think the victor would be the authorities who would either kill or lock both groups up and rid the streets of all these pondscum-I don’t care for either group at all.

  13. The One Sin February 27, 2009 at 5:41 pm -      #13

    I doubt this fight could ever actually happen. I go to a central kentucky high school where the shit ALMOST hits the fan every year between these very groups.

    But I’m with L-W on this. Rednecks, as much as I don’t like either side, just have actual experience with their weapons.

    But then again, when outgunned, the thugs can just call for /b/lackup.

    Admin, i should just stick to battle requests, thats where I shine.

  14. marche February 27, 2009 at 7:04 pm -      #14

    thugs,because i find them funnier.

  15. swifterdeath February 27, 2009 at 9:35 pm -      #15

    easily rednecks and i wont put it past that

    mainly becouse one of my friends is a redneck…he was my friend for who knows how long went down to mississipipi for only 4 and a half years and now hes a redneck! i mean CMON!

    but oh well…i feel if i dont say rednecks (even though i do know they would win) that he might find out <. but its not like he could do anything oh well>

  16. The One Sin February 28, 2009 at 6:52 pm -      #16

    “Plus moonshine always goes down well in almost all occasions.”

    I guy I know recently quit making white lightning. Man that stuff is hardcore. second only to absinthe.

  17. That one dude March 1, 2009 at 8:12 pm -      #17

    I think the thugs swould win, a few drive-bys should get them the win.

  18. The One Sin March 2, 2009 at 7:11 pm -      #18

    “I think the thugs swould win, a few drive-bys should get them the win.”

    And a well placed shot from a recently zeroed in hunting rifle to the driver would then leave them stranded in a place I imagine would seem like the movie Deliverance(depending on how far back in the woods you go and the level of racism there).

  19. L-W March 2, 2009 at 9:01 pm -      #19

    Drive-Bys? According to a recent scientific study (Conducted by me), when supplied Sub-Machine guns, ample ammunition and a large, clear, distinct and unarmored target standing in broad daylight; the Thugs will only ever hit the target in one out of fifty occasions, even after five minutes of continuous Sub-Machine gun fire.

    What is interesting to note is that despite having a 2% chance of impacting the target in a sustained barrage, in almost all occasions this produces only a light flesh wound that can be easily disinfected, sutured and bandaged within minutes. Whilst small children, the elderly and domestic animals are likely to be fatally wounded despite being nowhere near the proximity of the original target.

  20. kano547 March 4, 2009 at 1:18 am -      #20

    interesting bloods vs kkk being a redneck myself(but not kkk)i would have to lean towards the home team

  21. PaPPa JUDAS March 4, 2009 at 11:21 pm -      #21

    Don’t count redneks out based on numbers or weapons there famly trees may go in a straight line but they can’t even pronounce the word condom never mind spell it and they tend to belong to organizations that belive in owning high calibre assult weaponry eg the N.R.A. and countless backwoods malittia groups. In my opinion Redneks own this

  22. cyborg pirate ninja jesus March 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm -      #22

    bahahaha the rednecks will swarm all over the thugs with thier massive incest armies!!!

    hey l-w how do conduct all this research and stuff

  23. Bear March 6, 2009 at 2:32 am -      #23

    Well…firstly I am a country boy and therefore closer to the redneck type of people. So from my own experience I would say rednecks. Because country folk can shoot, they take proper care of their weapons, they drive trucks(which by the way we drive because we DO NEED THEM…I would LOVE to see somebody haul a hay wagon or pull a cattle trailer with a SEDAN!) so with their trucks they can drive over and into the opponents. Plus they know how to weld and fabricate so they could armor their vehicles against the enemy. Also, rednecks can make bombs, which gives them another advantage. AND the rednecks are used to doing all kinds of fun stuff like shooting and blowing stuff up.

    (PS: please do not mock people who support the NRA, our freedom to be armed is just as important as our freedom of speech. And militia’s are SUPPOSED to be how the people keep the government from going socialist (like they are now))

  24. admin March 6, 2009 at 9:36 am -      #24

    @Bear – the NRA is a great organizaton – but others feel just as strong on the other side. For myself, I like knowing that if someone tries to enter my house they’ll be on the receiving end of my shotgun

    – Admin

  25. vanlore March 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm -      #25

    I would have to say rednecks win this.

  26. PaPPa JUDAS March 6, 2009 at 8:20 pm -      #26

    I wasn’t mocking the NRA or it’s supporters just sating the fact that rednecks tend to be fervent supporters of the NRA as well as more likley to be members of paramilatary organizations some of them going to far and opperating outside of the law. no offence intended sorry for the misunderstanding.

  27. The One Sin March 8, 2009 at 12:30 pm -      #27

    “And militia’s are SUPPOSED to be how the people keep the government from going socialist (like they are now))”

    Oh for christ’s sake please don’t hop on that bandwagon. I don’t really like our new president and not for race reasons, but every one likes to cry socialist when really all that is happening is balance to a corrupt and failing system. The dudes not making the country socialist, he is trying to give the economy a good start to rebuild.

  28. darth nihilus March 8, 2009 at 1:08 pm -      #28

    ill go with thugs because there in every country while rednecks are mainly in america and why is everyone refering to thugs as black when thugs arent just black there also white like chavs and football (soccer) hooligans

  29. AlphaCommando March 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm -      #29

    @The One Sin; we are going alarmingly socialist, and it scares me to no end (the government actually OFFERED to nationalize banks!), I am only a few steps away from leaving the country entirely because I am disgusted at what we are becoming. I am a massive proponent of pure capitalism; the system has its ups and downs but is ultimately self-stabilizing unlike socialism which is forced charity by the government (and thus bull). America was at its peak when we had virtually no socialized systems, and look at how we have fallen since we allowed the government to be “the nice guys.” America was the most powerful nation on earth when its capitalism and consumerism was unrestricted, so the systems obviously works in some ways, but as soon as we start to have hiccups the government flips out and only enhances the problem with their retarded way of fixing it.

    Also; Obama will screw this nation over so hard, I am considering invading New Zealand and starting my own nation….mark my words.

  30. PaPPa JUDAS March 9, 2009 at 10:22 pm -      #30

    What is so wrong with socialists? Oh no it’s sweden run their versitile furniture solutions for modern living will destroy us all. No seriously the unrestricted capitalism and consumerism got you into this mess and you took more financialy resposible nations down with you. As President Obama has a responsibility to America and the rest world to try clean it up that is the point of government to safegaurd the people against war and poverty somthing your last president failed spectacularly at.

    (and just to be clear I’m no granola munching tree hugging Libral I drive a truck I don’t carpool I wear an army jacket and I slaughter cattle for a living)

    And Rednecks kick thugs @$$

  31. Cpt Olimar March 10, 2009 at 12:00 am -      #31

    Pappa Judas brings up a very good point. Although I mostly agree with Alpha here, Socialism is actually a decent system for small countries, which is why Europeans are pretty happy with their left leaning governments. However the bigger a country is, the better Capitalism fits, imo. Just look at china now. In order to compete, they have to essentially turn their economy into a capitalist type one, which they have taken some steps in that direction.

  32. PaPPa JUDAS March 10, 2009 at 10:38 pm -      #32

    why New Zeland? How about Cuba at least they have decent casino’s.

  33. AkumaTh March 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm -      #33

    Going by stereotypes, I’ll give it to the thugs. Because considering the Rednecks stereotypes, they’ll do something stupid to kill themselves before the thugs do anything.

  34. Hola April 12, 2009 at 9:43 pm -      #34

    Thugs would win no doubt. (Btw, im referring to black thugs). They would tear it up and yea some rednecks are hot….but thugs are straight up fly and sexy as hell. i have friends in both categories…so both groups are definately made fun of by me a lot….but i love em both. Sorry rednecks thugs got this

  35. Blood Dancer May 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm -      #35

    Rednecks are better sharpshooters i think. I am not american but thugs are thugs everywhere so…

  36. Megaraptor18 July 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm -      #36

    I’m with the Rednecks here their better shooters because these reasons
    1. They hunt for food/sport
    2. Half of them have basic military training (Trust me I know)
    3. They don’t spray and pray because they feel it’s a waste of ammunion
    4. The average southern child both male and female knows how to operation a firearm (Trust me I know).
    5. Their pick up trucks (F150 is the perfurred truck) don’t get stuck in the mud like a sudan would and doubles as their work vehicle.

    Some are wondering how do I know because am in a family of rednecks and folks every member of my family knows how to shoot.

  37. Sam the heretic October 8, 2009 at 10:58 am -      #37

    hmmm, what kind of rednoecks are we dealing with here? the stereotypical “skeeter” loves to make the “piggy squeel”…only if he runs slower than his sister. he drinks and shoots shit all day and is a wretched good for nothing etc etc…

    the steroetypical thug is just that, a no good dirty thieving gangbanger who aint got a future…

    if its all the thugs in the United States against all the Rednecks… i see the thugs coming out on top… its a numbers game, as always.( and no L-W, i do disagree, no matter how good the sharpshooter, 5 to 1 ratio is crappy, especially with five sub machine guns each with a 2% chance of hitting you…)

  38. NemoVonUtopia August 19, 2010 at 5:49 pm -      #38

    Redneck win because some live in the great nation of TEXAS! One Texan redneck could conquor the world if he ever decided to. :)

  39. chuckforest August 19, 2010 at 6:11 pm -      #39

    1v1 redneck but the sheer amount of thugs would roll over the rednecks.

  40. CIDE September 9, 2010 at 11:07 pm -      #40

    Total number thugs they got it. how many of those thugs (I got plenty here and I have witnessed a failed driveby) are worth a damn in a fight? That right there makes a big difference.

    That said rednecks are just as likely to have the same illegal weapons. Beyond that they know how to use them, clean them, repair them, etc. I know a guy here with an operation where he can build fully automatic 9mm submachine guns with 18 round magazines out of stuff he picks up at lowes for a very low price. That’s redneck for you.

    Not to mention the GOOD weapons used properly. And even when not directly trained by the military they’re almost always related to and taught by someone who was once in the military.

    Believe it or not too but it’s pretty damn easy to get a group of friends together for rednecks too.

  41. Chuck inglish September 9, 2010 at 11:25 pm -      #41

    Thugs win ofcourse!! Thugs make money and instill fear in the hearts of Bitch Ass suckas like some people on this website

    -damn it feels good to be a Taylor

  42. midnite marauder September 9, 2010 at 11:27 pm -      #42

    Am I the only person here with experience in the manners of the criminal underworld. Thugs obviously take this because

    1. Funding
    2. Readily accessible guns. Where I live you can buy a gun and ammo for the price of a bookbag.
    3. Numbers
    4. Aggression
    5. Fearless
    6. Nothing to lose

    The Latin Kings can take this by themselves. Anything more is simply overkill.

  43. Sparks September 9, 2010 at 11:43 pm -      #43

    About the military business, various crime syndicates and mafias do employ ex-military for grunt/thug/enforcer work, a lot of jewish and russian gangs are an example of this.

    So, they got the weapons, numbers, and military training over the rednecks. But that’s if we use the broad term ‘thug’

    If we restrict it to some highschool dropout/bully that sags and has stolen an uzi, that’s different, and may or may not be more even. But if you just mean ‘low level gangster’ and include the variety of folks that fall under that catagory, then they stomp the moonshine chugging, sister-banging jerkasses 8)

  44. Chuck inglish September 9, 2010 at 11:46 pm -      #44

    I’m a gangsta doe so I ain’t got nutin to say about this

  45. John-117 September 10, 2010 at 12:18 am -      #45

    I deal with both,and I would say Rednecks.
    Thugs have little training,usually low intelligence,and from my experience,terrible aim.
    Rednecks have a lot of training,lower intelligence,and in my experience,great aim.

  46. Chuck inglish September 10, 2010 at 12:25 am -      #46

    Punk police don’t know anything

  47. midnite marauder September 10, 2010 at 1:12 am -      #47

    @John-That’s YOUR experience. Inn my experience things are a completely different story. Growing up in such an environment every day is training. Most of them have been killing since they were 11. Your average Redneck has never shot a human being in their life. Where I live they’d peel your cap for stepping on their sneakers. Besides that I’ll spell it out again but in detail this time

    1. Funding-The drug trade is very profitable depending on what type of work you have. Besides that chop shops, prostitution, hired killers, extortion and other unsavory forms of business lead to large sums of cash from which to spend on weapons.

    2. Readily accessible guns. Where I live you can buy a gun and ammo for the price of a book bag. Automatic firearms are very easy to acquire here as long as your ok with the weapon probably having 15 bodies on it. Brooklyn ain’t no joke. Neither is Chicago, Camden, South Central, Newark, ATL, Houston, and other places I have bounced around.

    3. Numbers-This swells daily. Like I said your youngest gangbanger is 11 years old. Couple that with the Mexicans in Cali and they outnumber the Rednecks by extremely large numbers. And this is just the US nad I’m not even including foreign gangs.

    4. Aggression-See beginning quote. Needless to say there’s no such thing as too far. Cops, innocent bystanders, women, kids, dogs, and cats are all equally susceptible to violence.

    5. Fearless-They really don’t care since most of them doubt they will live past 21 anyway. So death nor prison really doesn’t scare them.

    6. Nothing to lose-See point 5.

  48. Siggymansz September 10, 2010 at 1:23 am -      #48

    “Punk police don’t know anything”
    Knows more then you!

    “I’m a gangsta ”


    I don’t beileve you…….but if you are your prolly the
    “some highschool dropout/bully that sags and has stolen an uzi”

  49. Siggymansz September 10, 2010 at 1:27 am -      #49

    I’m rooting for Rednecks btw.

    Huh? whats that Billy Joe Bob? Why yes i would like a glass of that Moonshine!

  50. John-117 September 10, 2010 at 10:40 am -      #50

    These are thugs,not an organized gang,thugs.
    Gang members are smart,they seem to have a high-school education.
    Thugs are just criminals who act like they’re part of something.

  51. midnite marauder September 10, 2010 at 11:22 am -      #51

    Nope doesn’t work like that. “Thugs” constitutes Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, 3rd Street Hustlers, Vice Kings, Vice Lords, Peru, Rolling 6s, etc etc. All these are thugs and consider themselves as such. And organized or not they still have the numerical advantage, larger access to firearms, they all sell drugs hence more money, and they are all willing to run in your house in the dead of night. The “Thugs” of Cali take this by themselves.

  52. Chuck inglish September 10, 2010 at 1:25 pm -      #52


    why did you have to call me out like that i thought we were friends

    - ci

  53. Sparks September 10, 2010 at 1:57 pm -      #53


    Real gangsta ass niggas don’t flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em’.

    That way you won’t get called out for saying stuff like “I’m a gangsta doe” since you can’t get called for it 8)

    keep it loose and light.


    “Thug, a common criminal, who treats others violently and roughly, often for hire. Often a member of a gang, as an enforcer in organized crime, and misdemeanor.”

    That’s potentially a huge variety of folks that could be in this match, and in which case they’d massively outnumber rednecks, and even have better training in some instances.

    I don’t think this thread is important enough to warrant a suggestor weigh-in, but if it is, then they could perhaps clarify what kind of thugs are in question. But, the general term applies to a more broad group than rednecks, which means they’d win.

  54. Chuck inglish September 10, 2010 at 2:13 pm -      #54

    dude I was on kidding i’m mot a gangster i’m a fuckin stoner

    -c i

  55. Chuck inglish September 15, 2010 at 2:52 am -      #55

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
    A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
    ’cause real gangsta-ass niggas don’t start fights
    And niggas always gotta high cap
    Showin’ all his boys how he shot em
    But real gangsta-ass niggas don’t flex nuts
    ’cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
    And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
    ’cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep
    Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
    ’cause real gangsta ass niggas don’t sleep

    And all I gotta say to you
    Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin’, pussy-eatin’ prankstas
    ’cause when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    - ci

  56. cyborg pirate ninja jesus September 15, 2010 at 3:21 am -      #56

    lol i like how people talk up the thugs, seriously if someone really would get killed for stepping on anothers sneakers, there wouldnt be any of them left.

    roughly 80% of the “thugs” i have seen/met (america, england, spain, mexico), a lot of them simply talk tough and have been in a couple of fights.

    and if we broaden the term redneck to any country hick that we see in country towns etc, there are a vast majority that own guns (often more than one) not only that but they are very good in their use and this also evens up the numbers a fair bit more.

    overall i give it to the rednecks due to superior weapon skills and survivability

  57. Chuck inglish September 17, 2010 at 5:11 pm -      #57

    Thugs for the fp award only because they put in work for gangsta’s like me

    - ci

  58. Siggymansz September 17, 2010 at 5:20 pm -      #58

    “overall i give it to the rednecks due to superior weapon skills and survivability”

    Why thank you for the Compliment on my Weapon skills…Oh and Billy Joe Bob sends his Regards as well

    “i’m a fuckin stoner”

    Good luck with that Then

    “why did you have to call me out like that i thought we were friends”

    Sparks Said it best
    “Real gangsta ass niggas don’t flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em’.”

  59. fisherking September 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm -      #59

    Thugs can’t shoot for shit, not only that there pussies. They need 4 other people to co mitt any sort of crime. The thugs don’t have any training with guns, they only do drive-bys because there so fucking afraid of getting caught, although they brag about the shit they do afterwards and usually end up going to jail regardless. There not smart either. Most of them drop out of high-school. The weapons they do have are usually pistols like 9mm or there fathers revolver.

    Rednecks, now they don’t give a fuck. Add that to the fact that there most likely inbreed gives them a high resistance of pain and a disregard of anything. ALl they got in there heads is the kill, and whether there is one or twenty fo them there gonna shot some motherfuckers up. Add that to the fact rednecks love to shoot shit and they usually have a shitload of guns.

    Plus thugs never contribute to society and always try to rob people and then when they rob the wrong house and get there legs blown off they try to act like the victim. Rednecks, they don’t attack you unless you are fucking with them first or you deserve it on principle (i.e you’re a faggot).

    So yeah, thugs are worse.

  60. Sparks September 17, 2010 at 11:34 pm -      #60

    hey, the fat guy in the thug photo on the right looks like Kenan Thompson on a drinking binge lol

    Kenan Thompson for those unfamiliar:

    He’s a lame ass comedian by the way.

  61. fisherking September 18, 2010 at 12:02 am -      #61


    Fucking LMAO.

    Fucking agreed about the comedian thing. Plus he hasn’t done shit since ever, like, the late 19′s. I mean he was in some SNL skits with Andy Samberg but even then he wasn’t funny. The only time he ever made me laugh was when I was around 5 years old and good burger came on nickelodeon. people who start out on children’s channels like disney and nick rarely become famous. Nick cannon is semi/famous but other than that…

  62. midnite marauder September 18, 2010 at 12:04 am -      #62

    @Cyborg-That’s your experience. You obviously never lived in a real hood before. I have friends who were killed just for their sneakers. Gully Side wasn’t no joke. Anyway doesn’t debunk my point since evidence dictates that the thugs win. Once again

    More Money
    More Guns
    More Men
    More Violent
    More Balls
    Nothing To Live For Since Most Don’t Expect To Live Past 21

    Once again Latin Kings takes this by themselves. Anything more is overkill.

  63. Chuck inglish September 18, 2010 at 12:08 am -      #63

    “Sparks Said it best
    “Real gangsta ass niggas don’t flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em’.”

    I dont flex nuts dude because i already know i got em thats why i alwats keep it G

    - ci

  64. midnite marauder September 18, 2010 at 12:09 am -      #64

    Also Fisher no. Most of us(African-Americans)don’t even have our fathers in our lives. So no daddies revolver for us. Doesn’t matter though. Where I live I can buy a gun and bullets for the price of a book bag.

  65. fisherking September 18, 2010 at 12:24 am -      #65

    Bro I’m black also and I know a shit-ton of other black people who know there fathers. I know my father also. And again the gun that you can buy, is most likely a pistol. If you do buy it you most likely have no experience using. See thugs have no fucking aiming skills, thats why little children get shot instead of there intended targets. Rednecks, they have been hunting ducks and deer since they could walk, they will spot thugs before the thugs even know where the fuck the rednecks are. Oh and that also brings up the setting. In a forest setting the thugs are gonna be slowed down alot, there not used to that. There used to the cities and rural areas will confuse them. Rednecks, there at home anywhere. They can adapt, thugs can not. Secondly thugs are gay as fuck. Ever hear of prison rape? Admittedly, it doesn’t happen as much as hollywood would leave you to believe, but it does happen by all races in jail. You have to be a faggot to even have the desire to rape another male, and rednecks just aren’t like that. They will never, ever consider having sex with another male unless the redneck in question is a female redneck. In such cases she will go ham on that dude and he will enjoy it.

  66. CIDE September 18, 2010 at 12:39 am -      #66

    That’s the case just about anywhere, Marauder.

    I live in a small town. Regardless it’s in the top 10 (for a while in the top 5) drug trafficing locals in the US. And just 20 minutes away is an even smaller town where the murder-to-population ratio is even greater than places like LA and New York and Chicago.

    I have a collection of friends from both ends of the spectrum. I have witnessed drive bys.

    I can go to the redneck community and buy a better gun for a low price than I would in the thug community in downtown. All the thugs I know are as described previously: Can’t shoot worth a damn and are a bunch of pussies unless hopped up on something.

    Point is experiences are different for each person. Granted, numbers are in favor of the thugs. Maybe money (be surprised by how many rednecks may own their own business. Don’t have to be poor to be redneck) is an issue but that’s a big maybe.

    Too large a spectrum. In an all out war I’d honestly place my money on the red necks. More ex military among the rednecks, better survival skills, and as previously pointed out many of which have the no how to even MAKE guns and ammo. Even those not int he military were trained to hunt and track and shoot. Many times by a veteren.

    And while I have heard of larger gangs hiring ex military they usually weren’t int he category that I would’ve placed ‘thugs’ under.

  67. CIDE September 18, 2010 at 12:41 am -      #67

    I must add that other improvised weapons are easier to make in the hands of rednecks too. To include melee weapons from something as simple as a stone, sheet of metal, etc. The tool work would be a big issue there.

    Explosives too. At least a majority of the red necks I know regularly go out and blow shit up for the hell of it.

  68. fisherking September 18, 2010 at 12:41 am -      #68

    “More Money”

    Then why do so many live on welfare?

    “More Guns”

    Hell no, the rednecks have more guns by far. Not pistols mind you, but a vast array of weaponry that they are proficient at using. Shit the thugs don’t even know how to use there weapons.

    “More Men”

    Which means they are total pussies. They need to be backed by many others to do any sort of crime. Just because you have a shitload of dropouts claiming there hard doesn’t mean anything.

    “More Violent”

    Like I said above, they like to get violent when there are around 20 other people on there side but 1vs1? It’s usually someone there pretty sure they can beat. If it’s some big ass dude and he’s all muscled and shit, they will do absolutely nothing except promise to return with more people and/or weapons. Even then there to fucking afraid to do anything unless they know they can get away with it. Wait let me refrase that. They won’t do anything unless they THINK they can get away with it. Most of these retards attack people they know or had beef with, leave amazingly fail evidence at the scene of the crime, and brag about there crimes a day later.

    “More Balls”
    Rednecks, they don’t give a fuck they will bust up in your house with a shotgun and blast every single one of you and they do not care if they are gong to jail. Actually they don’t go to jail because they don’t go down without a fight. Thugs, once they hear the police siren they run the fuck away, and once the police officer says freeze there down on the ground, most likely rehearsing what to do when the police stop them. The rednecks would turn around and shot the shit out of the cops until either they, or the cops, are dead.

    “Nothing To Live For Since Most Don’t Expect To Live Past 21″

    Of course they don’t have shit to live for when they drop-out of high school and don’t go to college.

  69. cyborg pirate ninja jesus September 18, 2010 at 2:02 am -      #69

    “That’s your experience. You obviously never lived in a real hood before.”

    all i can do is laugh at you here.

    “more money”

    no most thugs are quite poor, if they had more money they wouldn’t be living in such slums.

    “More Guns”

    no…just no, as you said yourself thugs can start from aboput 11yrs old and dont expect to live past 21, so there is no real opportunity for them to aquire an armament of any real size, where as most “rednecks” i have met in the states have for some reason the neccesity to hoard lots of weapons, and big ones at that, not any of the 9mm and occasional mac10 thugs carry most often.

    “more men”

    doesnt mean much when the most common cause for these people to commit any crime is peer pressure, even then its usually things like petty theft and burglary, however asking them to go up against well armed groups of men who have superior weapons, tougher vehicles, i doubt the teenagers will be as courages then.

    “more violent”

    being violent against unarmed civillians and lightly armed “thugs” is quite different to going up against what is effectively a well armed militia

    “more balls”

    really? you actually think that, they dont seem to have many “balls” when they hear a siren.

    also a lot of rednecks either military training or someone in their family who is in the military.

    and as mentioned a few times in this thread, thugs have terrible aim and next to no experience with a gun, yet hunting is a very popular passtime amongst rednecks and they take great pride in how accurate they are, they are also taught how to track and most have some sort of wilderness survival skills which is something almost no thugs have

  70. Chuck inglish September 29, 2010 at 12:19 pm -      #70

    It’s the thuggish ruggish bone

  71. midnite marauder October 27, 2010 at 3:28 pm -      #71

    1. Laugh all you want Cyborg but its obvious you never had true experience with what I’m talking about.

    2. Yes more money. Depending on what you sell, you corner, and how many customers you get a day you can make as much as 2000$ a day. Especially with Gobstoppers, China White, etc etc. Then you have repeat customers who depend on the shit you sell. the reason why they still live in the slums(I use the term quite loosely since they have done wonderful things in Brooklyn and Harlem)is because they’re stupid with their money. Instead of buying a house or something they’d rather buy cars and clothes. Also Fisher if you look at the stats the welfare recipients rank as this


    3. More guns yes. Since all of the thugs are pooled into one pot they have access to pretty much anything they want. Besides that you can buy an AK on the street for like 600$ depending on who you go to(if you don’t mind it having a few bodies on it). But that irrelevant since they’re all working together. Also how long you live make no difference to the guns you acquire. They use kids and women because they are least likely to attract attention. Especially women since they can get closer then men can.

    4. More men-Yes since the term thug is a widely used term to describe someone involved in criminal activity and is actually a middle eastern word the term encompasses more then just black and Latinos. It also encompasses Russian Mafia and the mercenaries they hire, Mexican Mafia and the mercenaries they hire, Los Zotas and the mercenaries they hire, multiple biker gangs who supply the Rednecks with the drugs they buy(get to this in a minute), etc etc etc. Too severely outnumbered for training to make a difference and a lot of these people I mentioned were trained by ex-CIA agents.

    4. More balls-I know this for a fact. Growing up where I come from you have to be tough to survive. I’m not from the states but ghetto is a ghetto the world over. It just so happens mine has police that patrol the street with assault rifles and HMGs on the beds of their trucks. But since this is thugs Gully Side, Gaza District, and other from Jamaica are also included with all their men, drugs, and guns.

    As I mentioned before The Thugs take this in all categories.

    Training-Many Latin American gang member have training from mercenary and ex-CIA agents(not far fetched to believe really if you look at some of the things our country has done like train the terrorists we’re up against now)

    Guns-Once again drug trade is the most lucrative business in the world netting Billions upon Billions of dollars. Not hard to buy guns when you have the money. Not to mention third world countries gangs having readily accessible stockpiles of weapons purchased from Russia, China, and others.

    I would go further but its obvious who wins. Thanks for playing though.

  72. Sparks October 27, 2010 at 3:50 pm -      #72

    Thugs win if it’s the actual term thug “low-end enforcer/criminal” due to also having military training, numerous countries, more resources, etc.

    BUT if it’s just the connotation “highschool dropout with an uzi” or the like, then the rednecks win for various reasons that have been brought up. So it really just depends on what you cut down or encompass by using the term thug. For instance, six gun-toting tobacco chewing “bubbas” could likely win against the six kiddos in the accompanying picture.

  73. Soldier's Shadow October 27, 2010 at 4:19 pm -      #73

    If the Russian Mob is under ‘thugs’ then I think the Rednecks are done for…

  74. Sparks October 27, 2010 at 4:25 pm -      #74

    Also @MM

    Where’d you find you those welfare rankings, unless something has just come out in some newspaper, I can’t seem to find anything but:

    1 – Whites
    2- Blacks
    3- Hispanics

    with blacks having the largest percentage of their population.

  75. Sparks October 27, 2010 at 4:27 pm -      #75


    1. a cruel or vicious ruffian, robber, or murderer.”

    So by denotation, yeah thugs would win. If not, if just “inner-city dropout” that is shown in the media a lot, likely rednecks would take it.

  76. CIDE October 27, 2010 at 4:27 pm -      #76

    Term “thug” comes down to whatever the OP had intended for. If it includes ever member of any criminal organization out there like Midnite suggests then of course they win; they out number even whole country military forces that exist.

    If it’s as Sparks suggests–highschool dropout with an uzi as I imagined it–then there’s no competition and it goes in the exact opposite direction.

  77. Darth Destro October 27, 2010 at 6:14 pm -      #77

    It depends on what counts as a thug or redneck. We need to know if thug means “high school dropout with uzi” or Mafia, Triads, Yakuza, and other organized criminals.

    And redneck has equally broad connotations. If you just mean the ignorant, inbreeding, drinking retard stereotype, your not going to have many numbers. If you just include people who hunt/own guns, you have an huge percentage of the population down south.

  78. fisherking October 27, 2010 at 7:15 pm -      #78

    @Midnite marauder

    Are you retarded?

    The thugs are fucking done for, stop trying to wank there pathetic asses to where they could somehow beat the rednecks. The rednecks outclass them in every way except being douchebags and general faggotry.

    1.Blacks and Hispanics are WAY WAY more likely to be on welfare than white people, most people on welfare are a minority. They live in the ghettos because there lazy as shit and they don’t know the value of hard work. I’m not speaking for all blacks or spanish people, I myself am black and know alot of hard working black people, but I also know alot of niggers too. Don’t try to make it seem like “thugs” are some sophisticated billionaires who simply live in th slums because they buy to much expensive goods and not buying good houses. Also not every “thug” is a drug dealer, and not every drug dealer is a thug so there not making no 2000 dollars a day shit. Oh some of them are, right before they go to jail for years, but not most of them.

    2.No not guns. We already went through this. How many of these supposed “thugs” are proficient with guns. Less than 1% of them are. If these guys are packing anything it’s going to be a pistol, something easily concealed. Sure it’s easy to buy a gun, but it’s fucking worthless if you don’t know how to use it. If it’s not a pistol it’s an ak-47, again something they have no proficiency with. Rednecks have been using a wide variety of ranged weapons since they were kids, they have been hunting a whole slew of animals with rifles and pistols, even bows. The best part is they own all that shit LEGALLY. Also lots of rednecks have gone into the armed services meaning there already considerable gun skills are boosted with professional training. Thugs couldn’t hit the side of a barn with there shitty pistols while a few rednecks would be able to snipe these “thugs” from a considerable distance.

    3. Okay you got rednecks on this. Way more men. Every city is INFESTED with these thugs. Good thing there pussies and have shitty training. Shit these thugs are even worse then the insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan. Hell they know that one of the largest countries on the world is trying to wipe them out by they still fighting and killing. Thugs shit themselves when they hear the police siren when there doing anything illegal. There going to get decimated in droves by the rednecks before even one of these dudes dies.

    4.No. You are a serious cockbiter, you know that right? Thugs are a bunch of fucking little bitches. Oh sure they will do a crime if they think they can get away with it and when there are 10 of there “homeboys” doing it with them, but when they hear that police siren they are already on the floor before the police officers have to say anything. A redneck will die before doing some shit like that, and they usually do. Thugs aren’t hardcore because they will steal purses from an old lady.

    You fucking stupid motherfucker. The cia doesn’t train latin american gains you stupid fuck. WHy are you such a shithead? I can’t believe you actually posted that. Wow you deserve to go into the herp derp hall of fame. The CIA trained soldiers back in the day when there used to be communist governments in south american countries so that they would take down the government so the U.S could place a dummy government inplace. That was it. That was around 20 years ago and the training wasn’t much anyways. 0% of Latin American gang members have been trained by anyone who used to be in any branch of the u.s government or military.

  79. CIDE October 27, 2010 at 7:36 pm -      #79

    Not just down south for either interpretation of the term “red neck”. Not just the US for that matter.

  80. Negative Zero October 27, 2010 at 7:49 pm -      #80

    Rednecks win. They are good shots when thier sober. Also they actually know how to hold and aim a gun.

  81. midnite marauder October 28, 2010 at 11:37 pm -      #81

    I sense a lot of hostility coming from someone who thinks their opinion counts for something especially when people don’t like you very much around here. And why do you keep insisting your Black like it lends some sort of credibility to what you say. But I digress

    1. According to this

    And this

    I’m right. Argue with the statistics not me.

    2. Yes more money cause due to the broadness of the term thugs and redneck its not just Whites vs Blacks and Latinos but White’s vs pretty much every criminal organization in the world which as CIDE pointed out outnumbers the vast majority of world’s countries armies. That accounts for more guns as well. You should really think about things before you jump to conclusions since half the people I mentioned aren’t even American

    3. Yes they are outnumbered by a larger margin then you think due to the broadness of the term.

    4. Cockbiter? LOL your a funny guy Fisher. Anyway this depends on where you live. In the country where I’m from the criminals are cut from a different cloth then your typical American thug. In Kingston they are actually quite violent as they typically are in most 3rd World Countries and would kill you for the shoes your wearing. Its gotten better over the last few years but its still bad. However our Prime Minister has been making great progress with cleaning up crime. Our police still have to patrol the streets with assault rifles and HMGs though. But I digress your once again under the assumption that we’re just including Americans.

    5. Actually I’m right and you didn’t read it right. I didn’t say CIA I clearly said EX-CIA. Take not of the word EX. A lot of Drug Cartels make use of Professional Mercenaries to perform hits. Who do you think these Mercenaries are? In places like Columbia, Mexico(where the Police are the Drug Dealers. I can go into this if you want you won’t believe some of the things I learned while down there. Its really quite interesting), Peru, etc every once and awhile politicians come up that try to stop their business. So they have them killed. And they once again don’t hire farmers or street urchins to do it since these are high profile hits. Actually they did a piece on one of these Ex CIA trained Latin American Cartel hit squads on Deadliest Warrior.

    Se Fisher. You didn’t even read a single thing I’ve typed. Admit that you just skimmed through, took up bits and pieces, and then formed some crazy ass idea that’s so far off base its not even funny.

    But on a side note I’ve read a lot of declassified CIA files about some of the fucked up things they have done or turned a blind eye to and even tried to outright lie about in regards to some these 3rd World countries. For example remember Rwandan Massacre? The CIA knew that was going to happen months in advance. They also knew who they were getting the guns from(Russia of course and actually America as well I believe) the Machetes(China obviously). And they did nothing to stop it and even got on national television and said what was going on wasn’t Genocide but just Civil Unrest. Bill Clinton lost cool points for that. So never say what these white folks won’t do in the interest of money. How do you think Drugs and Guns get over here? Most of us don’t know how to manufacture guns and the plants required for most of the shit doesn’t grow over here. The only thing we know how to do is to change it into Crack when we get it. Kanye West said it Best “Black man buy Jordans, Crack head buy crack and the white man gets payed off for all of that.”

  82. ://hack=infiniticomplex October 29, 2010 at 12:34 am -      #82

    I’m not the OP, but I seriously doubt that the term “thug” applies to every criminal ever to be associated with any gang or gang like organization. As in a professional mercenary would not be a thug, that would be a mercenary. But I digress from the reason I came to post on this thread, which is to point out the matter of skill. I have a particular friend (out of a rather large group of rednecks considering my location) who is currently in the military. He is top of his class for hand to hand combat, beat his instructor, and basically has yet to lose a match, even against guys much larger than him. He ranked second for top gun, by one shot. He hit the target in the head, the other competitior hit him in the chest again, causing his grouping to be tighter and winning him the award. He is currently at home, and goes to sleep every night with his M4 Carbine literally in his bed next to him. That is a terrifying dude. One of the other notable rednecks I have the pleasure of knowing is ex black-ops, and is not permitted to tell us where he went and what he did. He has a tattoo on his chest that has a scroll on it that is supposed to have U.S.A. on it, but he was not allowed to put the letters on. Why? Because if he was ever caught in his mission, the government would immediately persume him dead, and he was not allowed to let the enemy know he was affiliated with America. Even if he did, the government would have denied knowing him and allowed him to be killed. He’s still alive. Do not underestimate the amount of skill gained by military training for rednecks. Possibly overwhelmed if Midnite is correct in his assumption that any criminal ever to be a part of a gang or other criminal organization is on the thugs side, but like I said, that’s kind of a stretch.

  83. ://hack=infiniticomplex October 29, 2010 at 12:38 am -      #83

    Sorry for the double post. Just wanted to point out that the way your defining “thug” a couple branches of the American military and the Israeli Mossad would both fit. As well as the IRA, the taliban, Al Qaeda… Of course thugs win in that case. But, that is highly unlikely to be the case. But IDK, call up the OP.

  84. Sparks October 29, 2010 at 12:50 am -      #84

    @colon slash slash

    Yeah, IF we use the denotation of the word thug, then it’d go to them.

    But, just the type in the picture posted, if that’s what we’re restricting it to, likely rednecks.

    It could be either, this isn’t that serious of a matchup lol.

    For the sake of clarity, since most people seem to clicking “rapper wannabe” with thug, and since that’s the types in the picture, I don’t suppose it’d be too much of a stretch to limit it to the usual “street walking drop out” though, which I’d lean towards Rednecks for a win.

  85. Michael50210 October 29, 2010 at 12:58 am -      #85

    Rednecks FTW!
    Man I’m all over with comments. You guys take forever.

    Renecks do a lot more hard work , and carry much bigger guns. And best of all, they got them some big trucks! Yeehoo!!! (lol)

  86. midnite marauder October 29, 2010 at 1:19 am -      #86

    What Sparks said and why I’m not taking this match that seriously. The term “thug” is not even an American word and in actuality holds its roots in India but that besides the point. By its definition a Thug is an enforcer for an organized crime syndicate. Hence my inclusion of the above people since thugs span globally. You’ve got the Russian Mafia, Mexican Mafia, Somali Pirates, Italian Mafia, Japanese Yakuza, Chinese Triads, Jamaican Posses, every Latin Drug Cartel etc etc. Thus it gets deeper because each one of these I’ve listed make billions of dollars and tend to employ professional killers as it enforcers aka Thugs and have enough money to pay off judges for gunning men down in the street. And I’ve seen this happen personally. Thus this match is a stomp unless they mean the every day high school drop out which means it could either way leaning more towards the rednecks.

  87. midnite marauder October 21, 2011 at 10:26 pm -      #87

    So uh Thugs for the FP award or what?

  88. CIDE October 22, 2011 at 8:08 pm -      #88

    ONLY while using the all inclusive definition for the term ‘thug’ to essentially include every crime organization around the world. In which case…stomp.

    I’m still standing by the assessment from before however that if it’s limited to what we see pictured above (which I know isn’t always reliable) I’d pick the Rednecks.

  89. Mister Teal October 22, 2011 at 8:23 pm -      #89

  90. ReDruM May 29, 2012 at 11:42 pm -      #90

    Is this a real match? Mara Salvatrucha takes this solo.

  91. Sauroposeidon May 29, 2012 at 11:46 pm -      #91

    Mara Salvatrucha can’t be that bad. I’ve never even heard of her.. or.. him. George Bush takes this for the Red Necks. Or maybe Rick Perry.

  92. itcheyness May 29, 2012 at 11:51 pm -      #92

    Sauro, Mara Salvatrucha is the long name of MS-13…

  93. ReDruM May 29, 2012 at 11:51 pm -      #93

    I hope your not that stupid. Mara Salvatrucha aka MS13 the worst gang in the world. The same gang made up of veterans of The Salvadorian Civil War. Bunch of crazy mother fuckers that would and have killed entire school buses of kids to show the police who run shit in El Salvador the worst place on Earth.

  94. itcheyness May 29, 2012 at 11:55 pm -      #94

    I’d say Somalia is the worst place on earth ReDruM, but that’s just me.

  95. Sauroposeidon May 29, 2012 at 11:56 pm -      #95

    I don’t pay attention to gangs. I pay attention to wars. Like the one W. started in Iraq. I think he probably takes it, unless MS-13 has completely destroyed an entire country, as ridiculous as Thugs are I think Red Necks take the cake.

  96. itcheyness May 30, 2012 at 12:04 am -      #96

    George W Bush is not a redneck…

  97. Sauroposeidon May 30, 2012 at 12:06 am -      #97

    He is soooo a red neck. The dude’s as ignorant as one, and clears brush “for fun.” He had a beer summit ffs! How does he not qualify?!

  98. itcheyness May 30, 2012 at 12:15 am -      #98

    He’s a teetotaling nancy boy who’s only real jobs were funded by his daddy’s money.
    Being stupid and outdoorsy does not a red neck make.

  99. Sauroposeidon May 30, 2012 at 12:19 am -      #99

    “Being stupid and outdoorsy does not a red neck make.”
    I suppose, but it’s a damned lot of the equation.

  100. itcheyness May 30, 2012 at 12:26 am -      #100

    Yeah, but he’s also a reasonably classy guy as opposed to the standard redneck, he flat out refuses to criticize Obama for instance because he feels it isn’t appropriate for an ex-president to do.

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