Master Chief vs Charlies Angels

Master Chief vs Charlies Angels

In what should amount to about the same effort it takes for a dog to scratch an itch, this match should be so lucky to last that long. The Angels simply have no chance, even with all three of them attacking at once.


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32 Comments on "Master Chief vs Charlies Angels"

  1. Baron Somebody February 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm -      #1

    Seriously? Dude this would be over in like three seconds

  2. Teh_Rou February 6, 2009 at 5:53 pm -      #2

    Unfortunately, I doubt it’d be over in three seconds. Master Chief would undoubtedly win, what, with him not having an aversion to guns, but the Angels would fight for a good long time to further plot development! =D

  3. Baron Somebody February 6, 2009 at 8:17 pm -      #3

    One second for each using a plasma pistol

  4. Scenario February 6, 2009 at 9:41 pm -      #4

    What’s the point of this again? Guessing how long it will take?

    I think I’d prefer to see Charlie’s angels vs. Nintendo’s angels (Zero Suit Samus, Zelda, and Peach).

  5. Only the nose knows February 6, 2009 at 10:00 pm -      #5

    I hope it doesn’t end fast, I hope he makes them feel the pain they’ve inflicted on us.

  6. Teh_Rou February 6, 2009 at 10:29 pm -      #6

    Nah. The Angels have the Angel Whoopass pose! They would all randomly float away when he shot! Well, that or they’d take the shots and fall a couple stories and then live…. One or the other.

    They have to live for more than three seconds, otherwise the fight would be pointless, and the battle would have no plot! Where’s the conflict!? Where’s the drama in them dying in a second?!

    Honestly though, this one was just kinda sad. >_>

  7. Baron Somebody February 7, 2009 at 12:01 am -      #7

    I think Gex even had more of a chance then this

  8. yogidan15 February 7, 2009 at 12:49 am -      #8

    there dosnt have to be drama they just have to die, the only way this would take more then a few seconds would be if the only weapon he had was either a spartan laser or plasma ‘nade and he wasnt cose enough to melee (flick) them

  9. Teh_Rou February 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm -      #9


    BESIDES, THE ANGELS WOULD JUST GO ALL ROID RAGE!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!” and well, that’d be the end of Master Chief! =D

    But seriously, who would think of something like this? <_>

  10. Baron Somebody February 8, 2009 at 1:01 am -      #10


    “What’s the point of this again? Guessing how long it will take?

    I think I’d prefer to see Charlie’s angels vs. Nintendo’s angels (Zero Suit Samus, Zelda, and Peach).”

    Zero Suit Samus could take them herself, Zelda and Peach just suck

  11. Tim February 8, 2009 at 3:28 pm -      #11

    Actually Zelda has some really powerful magic and Peach has proved herself to be a decent fighter at times as well. Any of them could easily beat Charlies Angels. But not as easily as Master Cheif could.

  12. hellatus February 9, 2009 at 6:26 am -      #12

    all mc needs to do is shoot angels with any of his guns and they die

    one rocket launcher shot would make it less than 3 seconds

  13. vince o.k.i. February 9, 2009 at 10:12 am -      #13

    we are all joking right? dude… he would take each angel face plant them in the floor and stomp them tic tac toe style.

  14. Lord Pent February 11, 2009 at 8:02 am -      #14

    And here I thought this site had completely degraded to a primarily Halo-bashing scene. It’s nice to see you people actually have the capacity to see the Chief win. Which he would, of course, without being sidetracked for more than a moment.

  15. Thepocalypse February 11, 2009 at 7:34 pm -      #15

    Roeper and Ebert rush in again to remind us “THIS ISN’T CINEMA!” and obliterate the angels, before staring expectantly and MC. MAKE THE MOVIE!

  16. cyborg pirate ninja jesus February 13, 2009 at 8:02 pm -      #16

    the angels would just flash mc and he would explode from the hotness

  17. KiLLer 03 February 15, 2009 at 5:52 pm -      #17

    MC would just put a bullet in each of there heads before they could do anything.

  18. cyborg pirate ninja jesus February 16, 2009 at 1:13 am -      #18

    why would he kill that much hotness seriously he is still a man

  19. BlueOneTrunk February 18, 2009 at 8:36 am -      #19

    The Angels vs MC. Well if they had Bosley then they would make would get chief some hair

  20. spartan B74 February 18, 2009 at 12:54 pm -      #20

    mc would just call in some marine and !#$@#the charlies angels.

  21. john February 22, 2009 at 9:43 pm -      #21

    yea i really dont think they are all that hot the red head is a monster hell demon and the blond looks like shes possesed the only ok lookingo ne is th e asian

  22. Angellaa February 24, 2009 at 6:54 am -      #22

    Hmm, very cognitive post.
    Is this theme good unough for the Digg?

  23. x March 4, 2009 at 12:00 am -      #23

    And i thout the lst cople were stupid!!!!MC Shotgun,GH,rocket lonchers,vs fists and makup and whell wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. dragon9000 March 4, 2009 at 3:50 pm -      #24

    ok so three normal humans against a super soldier with guns armor and all above ha! makes me laugh.

  25. Rob (Expertimp) March 10, 2009 at 8:30 pm -      #25

    After getting rid of Drew berry more the Tea Bagging night of fun starts.

    Winner: Master C in the Face

  26. Alex October 15, 2009 at 1:30 am -      #26

    Master Chief’s sex drive was removed during the augmentations. sorry to all of those who want to see a master hard.

  27. Troy October 15, 2009 at 11:51 pm -      #27

    MC would just stand there and watch charlie’s angels break their bones on his armor, then he would walk away

  28. Troy October 15, 2009 at 11:52 pm -      #28

    oops, that meant to be walk away, whistling,

  29. FinalSmashBrother October 24, 2009 at 3:54 pm -      #29

    Charlies Angelz would kick Master Chief’s head off. They are just way too powerful!!!
    (sarcastically speaking)

  30. Paladino January 31, 2010 at 8:26 am -      #30

    Master Chief will rape the angels then Samus come and kill mc for cheating….

    so the winner is Samus, lol

  31. Hitman H94 April 20, 2010 at 4:14 pm -      #31

    Well easy win for MC here as the angels never use guns only hand to hand combat
    masterchief can just easily put a couple of bullets into their heads as they are running towards him

  32. mrgendrons 2.0 July 20, 2012 at 7:56 pm -      #32

    Deary me. Why would a match like this be suggested? Oh well stomp for mc.

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