Master Chief vs The Thing

Master Chief versus The Thing

So now we have MC going against The Thing of Fantastic Four fame. I don’t think there’s too much to say other than Thing gets has @ss whooped very easily.

Does anyone really thing The Thing has a chance?

Master Chief:

  • Various weapon skills
  • Cool Armor
  • Decent Vehicles
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Has shields to re-generate

The Thing:

  • Superhuman strength & stamina
  • Withstands great levels of sensory stimulation
  • Exceptionally skilled pilot

Your thoughts?

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129 Comments on "Master Chief vs The Thing"

  1. hitman8 November 26, 2007 at 8:23 pm -      #1

    ahhhh couldn’t master chief just stick him with a plasma gernad and blow him away.

  2. Bendaboss November 27, 2007 at 4:42 pm -      #2

    Lmfao this won’t be close Master Chief will get a Laser and blow a hole through him


  3. copycat November 27, 2007 at 8:55 pm -      #3

    ok the thing wins and no grenades and plamsa grenades dont work remember the thing tokk a helicopterblade to the face in the movie so a little grenade wont do a thing just think the thing starts walking to masterchief masterchief tries to shoot him wont work he tries grenades which i already explained dont work he tries to punch the thing nope no dice theres nothing he can do masterchief has trouble winning against brutes the thing is way stronger and i mean way way stronger than a brute so what do you think hell do to masterchief the thing wins

  4. Spartan-117 November 29, 2007 at 5:08 pm -      #4

    Thing sprints towards MC. MC pulls out a Spartan laser and blows a hole in Thing. Wow, that was hard

  5. Saker November 29, 2007 at 7:48 pm -      #5

    Well, The Thing is exceptionally slow so MC could easily stay away from him. The Spartan Laser may do the trick, but I don’t really know how tough Thing’s hide is so I can’t really say how much damage he could resist.

  6. copycat November 30, 2007 at 12:42 am -      #6

    the thing has a very high endurance level and has been blasted by much stronger stuff than a spartan laser so yeah the thing just keeps on coming and masterchief doesnt have anything oh and the spartan laser doesnt blast through stuff it just burns ok the thing cant get burned hes a rock so yeah the thing wins

  7. darth tader donut hole November 30, 2007 at 3:52 pm -      #7

    thing cant feel anything and is invensible so id say he wins

  8. hitman8 November 30, 2007 at 4:01 pm -      #8

    ok weel if gernads dont work he’ll just puch a hole in him then put a nad in the hole and then the thing goess…………boooooooooooom.

  9. hitman8 November 30, 2007 at 4:02 pm -      #9

    mc runns behind the thing and then snaps his neck

  10. copycat December 2, 2007 at 2:39 am -      #10

    ok first of all the things a rock you cant snap his neck like a twig cause well lol hes a rock duh oh and masterchief cant even punch through the thing the things all rock oh and the thing would smash masterchief into the ground if he got close enough to punch him oh and masterchiefs not even strong enough to punch out a brute in one hit so yeah the thing wins cause like i said hes a big walking boulder the masterchiefs a shooter thats all he does hed probably dodge and hide and panic in fear as the thing got closer and closer ahaha anyway the thing wins masterchief loses

  11. mcbac508 December 7, 2007 at 9:50 pm -      #11

    fully armed SPARTAN-II’s can punch through a half-meter of solid titanium he would probably leave a nice, fist-sized hole in the thing nuff said

  12. darth tader donut hole December 8, 2007 at 9:55 am -      #12

    he is invensibil chefe sucks

  13. mcbac508 December 8, 2007 at 12:24 pm -      #13

    no, mc is not invincible (cuz that would be corny) he’s just super BADA$$!

  14. Unsimplified December 8, 2007 at 6:02 pm -      #14

    The Things strong but a helicopter is nothing compared to a hornet.

  15. Unsimplified December 8, 2007 at 6:06 pm -      #15

    Plasma melts any rock read the books

  16. Unsimplified December 8, 2007 at 6:06 pm -      #16

    MC would just fire an overcharged plasma bolt and melt his head off

  17. Unsimplified December 8, 2007 at 6:08 pm -      #17

    It would be fairer to say the thing gets all his fantastic Friends as allies.

  18. copycat December 8, 2007 at 11:18 pm -      #18

    you know when i was playing halo i shot and threw a bunch of grenades at a rock wall nothing happend just a little black spot wow i guess plasma is only strong enough to give you a little burn anyway the thing winn masterchief loses oh and why oh why doesnt plamsa ever melt through or take off the heads of elites or brutes and if it doesnt that means the thing would be able to take it like nothing the thing wins masterchief loses

  19. darth tader donut hole December 9, 2007 at 8:29 pm -      #19

    he isnt all rock and he is invecible the thing is

  20. Robert December 12, 2007 at 1:33 pm -      #20

    First off copycat. they dumbed everything down for the video game because playing MC at full strength wouldn’t be fun because a newborn could beat the game on legendary (without dying). They also wouldn’t let plasma burn through rock in the game because cover would be useless then. no if you read the books it clearly states that PLASMA can BUIRN through ROCKS. so just ad 2 and 2 together and you get MC PWNS THE THING!!!!!!! (also if plamsa dosen’t succed use fuel rod cannon)

  21. copycat December 13, 2007 at 5:52 pm -      #21

    you know what i notice masterchiefs using all covenant weapons but you seem to forget robert there are no covenant weapons in this fight know why because masterchief is going to fight the thing not covenant and if there are no covenant to kill than no covenant weapons which means all masterchief has are guns and greanades awwww poor masterchief which as i said before dont work on the thing so bang bang nope dont work tosses a greanade the thing either takes it or moves a few steps aside sooo masterchiefs got nothing left the thing punches masterchief once maybe 2 times total bamm masterchief loses the thing wins im glad you pointed out how dependant masterchief is on guns thank you for that masterchief loses the things wins

  22. mcbac508 December 14, 2007 at 6:31 pm -      #22

    MC DOESN’T NEED WEAPONS AT ALL N00B! HE’LL JUST PUNCH THROUGH HIM WITH HIS MIGHTY SUPER- STRENGTH! copycat just doesn’t like chief cuz he is the guy from that halo nights video

  23. copycat December 15, 2007 at 3:58 pm -      #23

    oh were talking about hand to hand now so masterchief has put his guns down as soon as masterchief gets close enough to even touch the thing bamm bamm the thing smashes masterchief into the ground and i mean literaly smashes him into the ground one single punch from the thing just one kills the chief know what why dont you just give masterchief back his guns cause thats all he can do ok trying to fight the thing hand to hand the thing wins the thing still beats masterchief with his guns it doesnt matter what you say the thing wins this fight theres nothing masterchief can do ok ok listen the thing wins it ok masterchief cant even hurt him and even if he could(which he cant)the thing has very very high endurance levels of pain theres nothing masterchief can do to even cause an itch on the things body ok the thing wins this just accept that

  24. mcbac508 December 19, 2007 at 5:12 pm -      #24

    mc cant be killed by the thing! mc is so strong that his armor clings to him to be protected!

  25. mcbac508 December 19, 2007 at 5:13 pm -      #25

    lets see the thing endure pain when mc punches RIGHT THROUGH HIM!

  26. bob December 22, 2007 at 2:04 am -      #26

    dude…if you have seen the fantastic four moviies(which sucked btw) you would instantly know that the thing would pwn…all he needs to do is grab masterchief and crush him to itty bits..

    1:he is practically bullet proof
    2:he can survive tanks
    3:i dont think a spartan laser would do much to him…mabey at most make him stagger…but can master chief hit him with the laser since he is so fast and can jump so far??…you really need to take all the factors from all the evidence you can get….just because master chief has friken awesome armor doesnt mean he is going to win

  27. copycat December 22, 2007 at 4:51 pm -      #27

    oh his armor clings to him huh so if it clings to him that means its closer to him which makes it easier for the thing to smash masterchief into the ground oh and as soon as masterchief gets close enough the thing literally takes his head off or punches through masterchief why cant you admit masterchief cant beat everything i told you this earlier mcbac but ill say it again to make you feel beter i know its hard to admit when your hero falls but you have to admit it sooner or later you have to stop being in denial and just acccept that masterchief loses the thing is so much stronger im not saying masterchief isint strong but the thing is stronger and beats masterchief the cool thing is that he beats masterchief with just his fist no armor no guns just himself thats the cool part that he beats masterchief into a green paste just admit it masterchief loses the thing wins

  28. Oober Pwnr January 13, 2008 at 10:47 pm -      #28

    OK, people, you are really forgetting some things.
    1. MC agility: 10/10 The Thing:4/10 MC could easily evade The Thing’s attacks. How many ways can you punch?
    2. MC speed: 10/10 The Thing: 4/10 MC could Easily make some distance between himself and the Thing.
    3. You guys put way to much stock in rocks. Yes they melt. They have to get hot but they melt. What do you think the Earth’s core is made of, water? MC could easily carry on a long fight at close range with the thing, pouring bullets and grenades into him. The Thing would lose eventually.

  29. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:15 pm -      #29

    Rock can be melted whole planets have been melted into glass Corp Harland saw a massive crater blasted into a hill by a hunter chief got shot at by plasma pistols weak bolt which was noted to have melted the rocks into glass (Yes he specifically said rock) if thats not enough he’d just take a covenant starship.

  30. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:18 pm -      #30

    That is often said and people often counter by saying the covenant wouldnt let him take a ship. well,
    1). He borrows one from the elites who are now allies. hell, he could borrow their entire fleet if he needed.
    2). even if they didnt let him, he’d steal a ship. his done it b4. a banshee would do the trick though, a phantom would be more then a match 4 a peice of animated rock.

  31. copycat January 20, 2008 at 7:58 pm -      #31

    oh not even worth a waste of breath on you little groupies you just proved my point the both of you masterchief is fighting here not him in a ship a banshee or whatever oh and he doesnt have a covenant weapon know why because everybody knows chief goes into every fight with human weapons he only gets covenant weapons when his weapons are done and since there are no covenant in this fight no covenant weapons which means chiefs got nothing so he loses and if you keep saying hes got all the stuff hes not supposed to have in this fight fine ill just say the thing brings in a weapon invented by his friend dr reed richards that wins the fight like that ok leave all the extras like ships out and weapons he doesnt have out this is a fight with what theve got chief with his guns the thing with his muscle anyway now that weve got that all sorted out the thing wins masterchief loses people the things power is basically raw power there is no competition here people its just that simple ill end now with what masterchief loses by beaing smashed into a green paste the things wins

  32. mcbac508 January 24, 2008 at 9:25 pm -      #32

    umm, didn’t we just finish saying that mc can borrow covenant weapons if he wants? anyway, if chief knows hes about to fight a giant rock he would just bring covie weapons. he never brings covie stuff on his missions in the games because chief doesnt normally fight rocks (duh)

  33. paul06er January 25, 2008 at 1:04 am -      #33

    Your gay copycat. Are serious? The Thing? I mean come on, MC tea bags the Thing on so many levels. And no i’m not a Halo fan boy, I just call um like I see um. The Thing gets a Royal Tea Baggin from MC.

  34. copycat February 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm -      #34

    hey mcbac fine he borrows covenant weapons go ahead and say that your just supporting what i said on how dependant masterchuef is on weapons and fine the thing just brings a few weapons invented specifically to kill masterchief by mr fantastic you know dr reed richards so there you use your weapons the thing uses those weapons desighned to kill masterchief there the thing wins masterchief loses

  35. masterchief tha best hero February 9, 2008 at 9:36 am -      #35

    the thing has a chance here he’s kinda unbreakble but i think if MC gets a warthog machinegun and a rocketlauncher he might just have enough firepower to turn rockhead into dust

  36. masterchief tha best hero February 9, 2008 at 10:14 am -      #36

    HEY COPYCAT U DUMB@$$!!!!!! i like fantastic 4 too but i agree tha thing gets his @$$ kicked by MC and MC isn’t totally dependent on guns. oh and by the way reed richards doesn’t invent weapons idiot.

  37. brandon marcial February 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm -      #37

    MC is the same strength but has military training and the thing lacks discipline(that maggot!)

  38. copycat February 22, 2008 at 11:02 pm -      #38

    hey masterchief tha he invents stuff you dumb dumb ok remember he tought of the weapon that stoped silver surfer duhhhhhhhhhhh uhh duhhhhh weapon hmm yes it was a weapon specifically desighned for silver surfer lets see who tought of that off right reed richards duhh ok have a nice day bye bye masterchief loses bye the way:) the thing wins

  39. NoobFree February 25, 2008 at 7:46 pm -      #39

    ok first of all spartan laser long range weapon also a covenant weapon such as a fuel rod or brute shot, would basically own him and don’t be a noob do your research BE N00B FREE

  40. NoobFree February 25, 2008 at 7:48 pm -      #40


  41. mcbac508 February 28, 2008 at 6:22 pm -      #41

    really, why would he need covie weapons? SPARTAN LASER!!

  42. Robert March 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm -      #42

    copycat go die in a hole. MC wins and everyone knows it.

  43. seth March 13, 2008 at 1:00 pm -      #43

    even with out weapons i think mc’s got in the bag. i mean the thing got hurt jumping from a plan in the comics…but mc can jump from a falling spaceship? mc hands down!

  44. Chief Mstr Sgt March 25, 2008 at 8:02 pm -      #44

    What is important is the fact that the thing cannot even touch MC.
    Here is a list of The SPARTAN II’s augmentation.

    The combined modifications produced unexpected and unexplained synergistic effects, later recorded as follows:

    * Capable of running at speeds exceeding 55 KPH (34.155 MPH). SPARTAN-087 was capable of running faster than the rest. Later on, SPARTAN-117 runs at around 105 KPH (65.205 MPH) during a MJOLNIR MARK V training exercise.
    * Capable of lifting three times their body weight due to increased muscle density.
    * Virtual night vision.
    * Reaction times of 20 milliseconds. Significantly faster in combat situations.
    That’s from the book and ya know what?
    Other than the fact about the training exercise, it’s all before the Spartans have their armor and the armor only makes them better.
    MC is so fast that in his perception the Thing would be moving in slow mo.
    The Thing would not even be able to touch him.
    To fix the issue with the plasma… Yes it DOES melt rock.
    If you b**ch about it not working in the games think about how much processing power you would need to show a rock melting. Plus you need to have a limit to what the player can do and where he can go.

    Please read the halo books. They display MC the way he should be. I am sick and tired of having to put every ignorant person in their place.

  45. damasterchief March 26, 2008 at 11:17 pm -      #45

    plasma is super heated metal it would melt the thing…

  46. argus April 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm -      #46

    Finally a more reasonable answer.
    Chief will ,win.Sorry thing fans.

  47. MasterC755 April 22, 2008 at 10:25 am -      #47

    Master Chief Win just Use a Spartan Laser or a Plasma grenade or a rocket luncher

  48. soapy May 4, 2008 at 6:13 am -      #48

    Wow, lots of anger here.

    The Thing would win in a melee fight. Pretty obvious that (unless the MCs plasma sword can cut him badly enough to count, since Thing feels no pain)

    At a distance, MC would win. Also pretty obvious (but again, as long as the MCs weapons did enough damage to count)

    However, MC is far more mobile. He’d just avoid Thing and continue on to whatever the objective was. The Thing wouldn’t be trying to kill MC, since MC is (arguably) a good guy.

  49. thing bob May 10, 2008 at 12:10 pm -      #49

    In terms of Halo, the Think is stronger and tougher than a hunter, and without the exposed weakness on the back.

    If masterchief used a few dozen grenades he could win, but as he can only carry two, he can’t win that way.

    Up close, the Thing would just rip masterchied apart, and at a distance, the Thing would just throw big heavy things at masterchief.

  50. LvL 44 May 13, 2008 at 4:04 pm -      #50

    what kind of insecure f@g would defend the THING

  51. Mega Azn May 19, 2008 at 4:54 pm -      #51

    i say MC pulls out an energy sword and cuts the things f-ing cockles off. thats it

  52. Mega Azn May 19, 2008 at 11:48 pm -      #52

    adding on, i say that he cuts the things rock- hard cockles off and will use it as another sword to kill the thing. when the MC is done, he will t-bag the thing. hi to all my fans out there, i love you all

  53. lx N0WH3R3 xl May 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm -      #53

    ok thing bob i think ur lost MC can hold 8 grenades human gernades,plasma,spike,and fire gernades so think before you speak and the thing isnt invincible he is just a big stupid dumb rock :smile:

    my gamertag is lx N0WH3R3 xl type in my name on myspace tv to watch my vids please comment :cool:

  54. 402 June 2, 2008 at 5:58 am -      #54

    This is pointless! It’s f***ing boring and sensless if MC can beat everyone, especially the Thing!
    Thing wins this one. He may be slower and less agile than MC, but he also had hand-to-hand combat training in the military, he was a test pilot! And if MC can bring the whole covenant fleet, the Thing can bring Galactus! I just want to hear some dumba$$ starting to give me some crap about how MC could beat the Hulk(could the admin add that). - added to the list – look for it soon. Admin

  55. plokminra June 8, 2008 at 10:02 pm -      #55

    if master chief stuck him with a plasma grenade or even shot him with a plasma weapon The Thing would die because plasma burns everything it touches supposidly

  56. comic super freak June 9, 2008 at 9:43 am -      #56

    Unfortunately the thing is close to unbreakable but he can be knocked out. Also he isn’t the most strategic, he is a brawler.Sorry thing your going down this time

  57. comic super freak June 9, 2008 at 9:46 am -      #57

    By the way Real plasma does not burn through everything. It can be heated to burn through most things but it doesn’t stay hot it is just a substance that doesn’t solidify or turn to a gas form.

  58. Tanner June 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm -      #58

    mc stabs him in the eyes with his sword. thing screams in pain and never recoveres..chief wins…then blows him up with a MAC round

  59. chonin June 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm -      #59

    everybody here is g#y, the thing would insert his p3nis into master chief

    - edited for language, admin

  60. spartan117 June 19, 2008 at 10:32 pm -      #60

    listen copycat mc can punch through 2 and a half inch titaniam,mc has plasma(wich can burn through rock),mc has varios weapons and vehichels wich he are highly skilled at and what does the thing have oh yeah super strength,and a rock for a body that he does not like.

  61. Flamefang July 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm -      #61

    Look MC’s Spartan laser, rocket launcher, plasma grenade. spike grenade or really any kind of explosive device could kill the thing…. i mean he seems faster than it…. better equiped and armed…. if MC has access to veichles… it’d end even quicker! a couple of holes in it would kill it…

    i hear people talking about how MC seems to beat everything.. well he’s a super soldier with access to weapons that far outclass anything the thing has gone against…. the only people i think could beat mastercheif are Darth Vader (Force) Boba Fett and/or Jango Fett (possibly) and maybe some others.

    Tech. Beats brute forcce. I’d say its a pretty quick victory for MC!

  62. well July 19, 2008 at 8:32 pm -      #62

    343 guilty spark is tough, 20 rounds of assault rifle bullets didnt do a thing, 343 has armor tougher than any material in the world, the thing only have skin that is hard as rock MC blew up 343 using 3 shots from the spartan laser what stops him from blowing the thing’s brains out with a single shot from the laser? or he can just grab a scorpion and blow the thing into pieces

  63. halofan#1 July 21, 2008 at 8:47 am -      #63

    Copycat is a noob cheif would get in a wraith and melt the things head then chief would watch and laugh as the headless thing stumbled around then chief would grab a fusion coil and put is where the head was then shoot it the fusion coil would blow up and almost kill the thing then he would shove a H.A.V.O.K nuke up his ass run away and detonate it so all that would be left of the thing is a puddle of molten rock and then chief would bury the remains just so he could piss on the grave so copycat ur a noob u probably never play halo so ur not putting chief at his best ps copycat is a noob :D and copycat i hope ur tv and computer or watever u play/watch fantastic 4 on blows up and once again ur a noob and i know that chief would win cause i watched the movie of fantastic 4 and played halo so i know that the thing would die easily HA!! :mrgreen:

  64. King Ghidorah OWNS! July 30, 2008 at 9:08 pm -      #64

    I am going for the :!: thing :!: :mrgreen: . And if there isnt, put a Mario vs Crash Banicoot or MC vs Bandicoot :!:

  65. mc master August 4, 2008 at 6:12 pm -      #65

    mc takes fuel rod gun empties it and th thing is now glassed :mrgreen:

  66. marche August 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm -      #66

    this is tough cuz they both have super strength

  67. Tayler August 21, 2008 at 5:47 am -      #67

    the spartan laser shoots energy which can go through anything

  68. rock beats mc August 26, 2008 at 9:10 pm -      #68

    ok i like mc but i dont like the thing but if u use logic the this would win cause soon mc will run out of ammo and be a pussy and hide

  69. a little story August 29, 2008 at 1:11 am -      #69

    MC grabs a spartan lazer shoots the thing and sticks him
    :arrow: THE END

  70. LA22 September 12, 2008 at 9:50 pm -      #70

    I almost didn’t want to leave a message because it was 69 and my is 70th but this would be over in a matter of seconds

  71. ODIN October 10, 2008 at 6:35 pm -      #71


  72. swifterdeath October 13, 2008 at 9:22 pm -      #72

    sorry but the thing loses terribly here i wont feel sorry for him as i never was a fan of the fantastic four…basicly master cehif wins up close or far away…hes got spartan lasers for far away…and grenades and a energy sword up close -.- and yes grenades will work wanna know why?…because where not talking about nowaday grenades! this is 550 or so years in the future!!!

  73. Forrest October 19, 2008 at 11:15 pm -      #73

    Hey lets favor chief in every fight because i beat off to chief all night about his armor and his genetic engineering!!! He’s fighting a near invincible rockman. Come on people.

  74. Galen Marek October 21, 2008 at 1:47 am -      #74

    The thing rapes MC in this fight, Mc could crash a Pelican into the Thing and he would walk away fine.

  75. sgt gustav October 21, 2008 at 5:37 pm -      #75

    all right, third comment man dosent get it, spartan laser would turn his rock ass into droopy lava

  76. ellzdaman October 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm -      #76

    well the thing could puch a hole right through mc he could crush him he could completly destroy him because he can pick up truckers and stuff like that hes quicker and stronger than mc. and mc can cower but dont take me wronge im an mc fan but the thing can beat him

  77. BOB November 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm -      #77

    :smile: The Thing would win. but if you put me in there I would Win HANDS DOWN :smile: Gigity Gigity Gigity Goo :smile:

  78. ociee117 December 6, 2008 at 7:06 am -      #78

    the thing is a god#m f#ggot and a little b!tch the cheif would use a grav hammer to smash his things b!tch #ss////// can you guys imaggine a brute chopper getting all up in the things face and grinding him to bits

  79. Jwlynas December 6, 2008 at 10:16 am -      #79

    So the Thing, a guy who frequently takes lasers to the face, and dukes it out with the Incredible Hulk, would be beaten by MC and his Spartan Laser?

    I really don’t think so. MC is about on par, technologically speaking, with Iron Man. The Thing laughs, or at best grunts loudly and get mad, when iron man tries to punch or laser him. Now MC has much better training, and physical prowess out of the suit than tony stark, but that doesn’t make him strong enough to punch through the thing.

    Dr Doom uses alot of lasers. A hell of a lot. Know who doesn’t ever care? The Thing.

    Just because the Fantastic Four are possibly the most tedious Superheroes today doesn’t mean they suck.

    Thing wins, MC gets pummeled to death, end of match.

  80. Blueruler182 December 11, 2008 at 11:43 am -      #80

    The thing’s slow. Even without a laser, rocket launcher, plasma grenade, or anything plasma for that matter, the MC wins because he’s got time to break down the rock. The thing wouldn’t even get a shot in on him, and the MC would tire way after the thing. And he’d be able to dart a few blocks away, get a few hours sleep, then continue on before the Thing even makes to him.

    The Thing can crush anything he gets his hands on, but he needs to get his hands on it.

    PS, the guy who said the Thing took a helicopter blade to the head in the movies, big fucking whoop. Everyone does these days! And, another thing, the Lazer blows holes through bigger and thicker things that a helicopter blade, and goes through until it hits something that you can’t see it go through. Basically, lazer owns. And plasma would melt the Thing’s skin. Even under the rock. The grenade would work.

  81. Blueruler182 December 11, 2008 at 11:45 am -      #81

    And Jwlynas, all those lasers don’t blow holes through whoever they hit. They knock them away, burn them slightly, but they never blow a hole through them. Neither do Iron Man’s. And the MC is much farther along than Tony Stark technologically.

  82. IroquoisPliskin January 24, 2009 at 7:06 pm -      #82

    ok so assuming the thing is invulnerable, mc still wins cuz the tihng is slow. mc books it to the nearest covenant spacecraft and glasses the thing. a bit overkill, but it wins. or i suppose chief could fire up a few halos… the thing is so screwed on this one.

  83. Space marine January 24, 2009 at 9:46 pm -      #83

    MC books are NOT canon, And anyway, Why does EVery fanboy Say that when the website says that they are using assets from halo3!


  84. marche January 24, 2009 at 10:05 pm -      #84

    “MC books are NOT canon”

    since when?

  85. swifterdeath January 24, 2009 at 10:07 pm -      #85

    “MC books are NOT canon,”

    actually last time i checked they where.

  86. AlphaCommando January 24, 2009 at 11:05 pm -      #86

    I would consider the books canon. Anything that is officially sanctioned by the developers, writers, directors, or wherever of any fiction is and should be considered canon.

    Also; he was using the work “book” to mean sprinting….

    Also; Blueruler; I beg to differ, Iron Man’s suit and technology are considerably more advanced than anything the Master Chief has access to.

    And lastly; Thing wins….

  87. Space marine January 25, 2009 at 12:47 am -      #87

    Canon Is the first bit of information, Though I do agree with Aplhacommando
    We are using Assets from halo 3, Which means for MC and friends, The games are used as Canon.

  88. Naki February 2, 2009 at 2:37 am -      #88

    Even the thing would fall before spartan laser… sorry o.o

  89. hellatus February 14, 2009 at 11:32 pm -      #89

    1st of all mc would destroy the things extremely hard balls then finish him off
    AND second thing umm… well thats all

  90. The Chosen One February 15, 2009 at 6:19 pm -      #90

    I kinda thought it was a standard duel why would the Chief have a Spartan Laser.

  91. marche February 15, 2009 at 8:10 pm -      #91

    “Even the thing would fall before spartan laser… sorry o.o”
    no,not really.

  92. hellatus February 16, 2009 at 8:14 am -      #92

    how about the idea that mc would glass the thing cuz he is rock

  93. apps February 23, 2010 at 2:11 am -      #93

    okay plasma melts rock…plasma pistol,fuel rod,plasma rifle,banchy,phantom,wraith,prowler,specter,chopper?,all win for those of you who say mc shouldnt get a weapon…
    Master Chief:
    Various weapon skills
    Cool Armor
    Decent Vehicles
    Lone Wolf Mentality
    Has shields to re-generate

    chief plays by his skills duh and so does the thing:
    The Thing:
    Superhuman strength & stamina
    Withstands great levels of sensory stimulation
    Exceptionally skilled pilot
    so lets say the thing gets one of his modern ships…sorry no matter what ship the thing gets, chief has a better one,if both sides use what was at their disposal chief wins ANY technological fight..thing gets a chief killing weapon you say? sorry, anything doctor reed has thought of to take the chief out was almost certainly countered in chiefs first set of armor, chiefs 500 years later remember? the armor the designed for him would have been made SPECIFICALLY to resist as many things as they could get it to, the armors a good 1000 pounds so you think they cant stop a little doctor reed laser?

    chief has covenant allies now, hence he can use any weapon in halo 3 that he wants
    thing brings the so called chief killer
    chief brings plasma,spike,frag,and firebomb grenades,a ghost(forgot to mention that above but clearly the best choice) a plasma pistol and a plasma rifle w/ plasma cannons nearbye to use while the things prep was simply to have his little spartan killer, they wont take it to the skies but if they do like i said it doesnt matter how good thing is, tech will still prevail, give the chief a hawk :P

    so in the ground fight…
    mc is faster and more agile and only needs a few shots in which he wont miss or if he does he certainly wont miss every time,thing is slow and even at close range wouldn’t be able to get ahold of the chief because hes too slow
    thing shoots chief with his spartan killer…chief loses maybe 5% shield on the generous side assuming thing can even hit him(remember anything doctor reed builds to counter chief has been countered in his armor already and reed doesnt have the tech at his disposal to make a better “anti chief” weapon

    so the summary:
    chief beats the thing in all categories, thing cant touch him or even hurt him despite having help from reed,aerial combat goes to the chief hands down if the thing cant beat the chief in any type of combat how can he win? or are we simply starting the match with the chief tied to something he cant break and all his limbs are bound\ with the “rope” being 6 inches long so he cant move for a few seconds…hey that might almost make it even :P

  94. midnite marauder February 23, 2010 at 2:25 am -      #94

    Did you read the rules? Standard weapons only meaning AR and Battle AR. That’s it. No Covenant guns and no splazrs.

  95. shaun182 February 23, 2010 at 2:55 am -      #95

    even if MC had spartan laser, remember thing has gone up against Dr Doom, who has weapons in excess to the power of the laser, and he has beaten them all.

  96. Nintendopwns February 23, 2010 at 3:04 am -      #96

    @Jwlynas I agree that Thing would win.
    and I nominate him for award as well.
    But I don’t think MC’s tech comes even close to Iron man.

  97. then nerd ho likes halo May 11, 2010 at 6:50 pm -      #97

    the chief would win no problem i mean he has almost indistuable armor and if you count reach he would have a armor lock that if the thing got him he would blow up in its hand moth wat ever

  98. CIDE October 2, 2010 at 3:02 am -      #98

    Wow, this fight was nothing but a bunch of fanboys bitching.

    Also, Thing for the curbstomp award.

    Guys far stronger than MC have punched him and haven’t done shit. Guys far faster have done it and it still means nothing. Even weapons more powerful than anything that MC has been able to get his hands on.

  99. Michael50210 October 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm -      #99

    MC has this. He’s faster, more agile, and smarter than the thing. He could easily lead the thing into a place where he could jump onto thing’s back and rip his brain out. Or something like that. He’s not gonna sit still and wait for the range to close. And for those of you who said the the chief would cower in fear of the rock monster… Really? A guy who has faced certain death countless times, almost been infected by flood, and has seen things no person should see and still came out sane would NOT cower at the sight of some rock-man. True, he is still human (sort-of), and can FEEL fear, but he knows how to contain it so that it does not cloud his judgement

  100. Enoirin October 17, 2010 at 3:41 pm -      #100


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