Billy Mays Vs Vince Offer

Billy Mays Vs Vince Offer

While I have to say the Vince Offer has a very strong rapport with the Sham Wow and Slap Chop, Billy has the quantity of products that gives him the edge – but offered your choice of pitchman, who would you use?

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38 Comments on "Billy Mays Vs Vince Offer"

  1. Guitarz Suck January 26, 2009 at 2:40 pm -      #1

    OMG dude, Vince Offer is new to the scene but he’s got the charisma of an early 80’s mob Capo, “You will buy this or I’ll kill you” attitude. It won’t be long before someting “Happens” to Billy Mays mayonaise face haha.

  2. Matapiojo January 26, 2009 at 2:41 pm -      #2


    Alright, this is tough. Billy is a classic. He has done TONS of sales pitches. To this day, everytime I read the word Oxy I think of his beard.

    That said. Vince is breaking out with absolute authority. The dude is hillarious (in a “im not trying to be funny” sorta way). I think this guy will outshine Billy in the years to come.

    I vote Vince.

  3. The One Sin January 26, 2009 at 3:31 pm -      #3

    Gonna go with vince, nothing sells sh!t like an upbeat brooklyn accent.

  4. Baron Somebody January 26, 2009 at 3:45 pm -      #4

    Yay my match was posted!!! VINCE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Hi it’s Vince here with Shamwow”

  5. Baron Somebody January 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm -      #5

    My reason for Vince:

    Billy Mays lied to me, not Mighty Putty, more like Mighty Sh!t…it’s basically like modeling clay, seriously

    I burst out laughing every time I watch either the Shamwow or the Slap Chop commercial…Billy Mays just gives me a headache with his annoying yelling all the time

    “You following me cameraguy?” or “Fetuchini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini” or “You’re gonna love my nuts”

    Vince pwns Chuck Norris as well

  6. =[BF]=JimmieRox January 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm -      #6

    What? Who are these people? I’m both British and lacking a TV!!!

  7. mahboiiii January 26, 2009 at 6:10 pm -      #7

    billy mays is all like


    vince looks like he dropped out of collage just to do that commerical

  8. ElectricDC January 26, 2009 at 6:40 pm -      #8

    Haha, great match, I have to give it to Vince just because he has charisma, hes funny, and shamwow is a beast.

  9. MJSC STARWARS January 26, 2009 at 9:35 pm -      #9

    I’m goin’ with Vince because I would rather have him then have Bill Mays screamin’ at all the people like he usually does. Vince gets your attention without yellin’ in your eardrum.

  10. Space marine January 26, 2009 at 9:46 pm -      #10

    Billy may is A Prick! AARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    O o
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  11. Baron Somebody January 26, 2009 at 10:04 pm -      #11


  12. Only the nose knows January 27, 2009 at 2:17 am -      #12

    Vince, he’s just so enjoyable and cute, like a new puppy. You can’t hate him. Billie Mays is like the old dog thats ignored that your just waiting for him to die but not letting the kids know.

  13. Jwlynas January 27, 2009 at 9:07 am -      #13

    They both lose to barry scott.

  14. Tim January 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm -      #14

    Barry Scott owns all other advert guys. HI I’M BARRY SCOTT!!!

  15. flyboy51 January 27, 2009 at 9:18 pm -      #15

    Vince looks like a fag…even though Mays is annoying, Im going with him.

  16. windiethinker January 28, 2009 at 12:36 am -      #16

    I have one question about Billy Mays – why is that guy ALWAYS yelling!?

  17. marche January 29, 2009 at 1:58 pm -      #17

    “Vince is breaking out with absolute authority. The dude is hillarious (in a “im not trying to be funny” sorta way).”

    totally agree.

  18. ai February 1, 2009 at 10:33 pm -      #18

    the shamwow totally didn’t work when i bought it, but vince is great. hey, i’d hit it. twice.

  19. Baron Somebody February 2, 2009 at 8:56 am -      #19

    Did you get it wet first?

  20. C-fiddy February 10, 2009 at 12:13 pm -      #20

    Zorb eez Kicks Sham-wow’s ass.

  21. Kyle Neely February 28, 2009 at 12:27 pm -      #21

    Hello, my name is Kyle Neely and when I grow up I want to be just like these two brilliant men. But since this a competition between Billy Mays and Vince Offer I’m going to pick Vince offer. My opinion is that Vince Offer’s eye is the most magnificent thing i had ever seen. I absolutely love it. Oh what i would do if i was married to Vince Offer. (;

  22. DX March 17, 2009 at 1:38 am -      #22


    Billy Mays. let face it, Mays have more products, LOL!!!

  23. Thepocalypse March 30, 2009 at 3:27 pm -      #23

    Today’s news makes this a little more interesting.

  24. The One Sin April 3, 2009 at 8:34 pm -      #24

    Anybody else see on the news that vince got into a fight with a hooker? No joke.

    He picks up a hooker and while they were getting it on at the hotel he bit his tongue and he didn’t like that. He beat her up and she fought back, she was pretty messed up but she got a few good hits in.

  25. Baron Somebody April 3, 2009 at 10:00 pm -      #25

    I think everyone has heard it…regardless Vince pwns Billy

  26. ociee117 May 26, 2009 at 5:49 pm -      #26

    NO billy mays sprays oxyclean in his eyes

    billy wins out of being stupid and annoyying

  27. ociee117 May 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm -      #27

    nevermind vince slapchops off his head

  28. Locutus May 26, 2009 at 6:28 pm -      #28

    Vince has his defensive Shamwow move that could absorb Mays Oxyclean.

  29. studfastbeef June 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm -      #29

    billy mays because all i’ve seen that other gay do is the sham wow cuershals billy mays has done hunderids more

  30. Baron Somebody June 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm -      #30

    Bill Mays is dead now, so Vince wins by default

  31. Peter Fitzwell June 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm -      #31

    I cried with when I heard that Billy Mays had died. I’d never been so happy to see someone die. Now, if Vince would just step in front of a train I’m sure we could restore world peace.

  32. w2drs21 August 11, 2009 at 2:29 pm -      #32

    I prefer Billy Mays. Sham wow just copied Zorbies. Billy Mays. We won’t forget you.

  33. Sapper007 September 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm -      #33

    Billy mays, because before he passed, RIP Billy, he would have whooped the crap out of the whore beater….

  34. Eric Gigliotti June 29, 2010 at 10:48 pm -      #34

    Lets see…
    Billy Mays is a family man. He has a wife, a son, and a daughter; all whom he loves very much. He has a great sense of humor, and all the people in his life love him.

    Vince bought a prostitute and took her to a bar. They got drunk. She gave her price. He didn’t like it. It escalated. He hit her. She beat the shit out of him.

    Vince has no fuckin class. I wouldn’t even consider using Vince. Mays Shampows! Vince’s ass any day of the week.

  35. orpheus12 June 29, 2010 at 11:07 pm -      #35

    “Vince bought a prostitute and took her to a bar. They got drunk. She gave her price. He didn’t like it. It escalated. He hit her. She beat the shit out of him.”
    Quite the opposite, she got FUCKED up, the only thing he got was a…cut tongue and a lot of blood.
    Besides she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.

  36. Laharl June 29, 2010 at 11:12 pm -      #36
    Billy wins for having the best commercial ever.

  37. Eric Gigliotti June 29, 2010 at 11:16 pm -      #37

    “Quite the opposite, she got FUCKED up, the only thing he got was a…cut tongue and a lot of blood.
    Besides she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.”

    Thats not what I heard. But even still, he hit a girl when it was the girl who had the reason to hit him. No class. It sounds like you are defending him.

  38. akelz7 July 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm -      #38

    Billy Mays, dude! Vince sold 2 products, Billy sold dozens.When Vince dies, NO ONE WILL GIVE A SHIT!

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