While I have to say the Vince Offer has a very strong rapport with the Sham Wow and Slap Chop, Billy has the quantity of products that gives him the edge – but offered your choice of pitchman, who would you use?
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OMG dude, Vince Offer is new to the scene but he’s got the charisma of an early 80’s mob Capo, “You will buy this or I’ll kill you” attitude. It won’t be long before someting “Happens” to Billy Mays mayonaise face haha.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alright, this is tough. Billy is a classic. He has done TONS of sales pitches. To this day, everytime I read the word Oxy I think of his beard.
That said. Vince is breaking out with absolute authority. The dude is hillarious (in a “im not trying to be funny” sorta way). I think this guy will outshine Billy in the years to come.
I vote Vince.
Gonna go with vince, nothing sells sh!t like an upbeat brooklyn accent.
Yay my match was posted!!! VINCE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Hi it’s Vince here with Shamwow”
My reason for Vince:
Billy Mays lied to me, not Mighty Putty, more like Mighty Sh!t…it’s basically like modeling clay, seriously
I burst out laughing every time I watch either the Shamwow or the Slap Chop commercial…Billy Mays just gives me a headache with his annoying yelling all the time
“You following me cameraguy?” or “Fetuchini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini” or “You’re gonna love my nuts”
Vince pwns Chuck Norris as well
What? Who are these people? I’m both British and lacking a TV!!!
billy mays is all like
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUY MY PROUDUCT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CUZ IM YELLING YEHAAAAAA!!!!!!
vince looks like he dropped out of collage just to do that commerical
Haha, great match, I have to give it to Vince just because he has charisma, hes funny, and shamwow is a beast.
I’m goin’ with Vince because I would rather have him then have Bill Mays screamin’ at all the people like he usually does. Vince gets your attention without yellin’ in your eardrum.
Billy may is A Prick! AARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Vince, he’s just so enjoyable and cute, like a new puppy. You can’t hate him. Billie Mays is like the old dog thats ignored that your just waiting for him to die but not letting the kids know.
They both lose to barry scott.
Barry Scott owns all other advert guys. HI I’M BARRY SCOTT!!!
Vince looks like a fag…even though Mays is annoying, Im going with him.
I have one question about Billy Mays – why is that guy ALWAYS yelling!?
“Vince is breaking out with absolute authority. The dude is hillarious (in a “im not trying to be funny” sorta way).”
totally agree.
the shamwow totally didn’t work when i bought it, but vince is great. hey, i’d hit it. twice.
Did you get it wet first?
Zorb eez Kicks Sham-wow’s ass.
Hello, my name is Kyle Neely and when I grow up I want to be just like these two brilliant men. But since this a competition between Billy Mays and Vince Offer I’m going to pick Vince offer. My opinion is that Vince Offer’s eye is the most magnificent thing i had ever seen. I absolutely love it. Oh what i would do if i was married to Vince Offer. (;
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Billy Mays. let face it, Mays have more products, LOL!!!
Today’s news makes this a little more interesting.
Anybody else see on the news that vince got into a fight with a hooker? No joke.
He picks up a hooker and while they were getting it on at the hotel he bit his tongue and he didn’t like that. He beat her up and she fought back, she was pretty messed up but she got a few good hits in.
I think everyone has heard it…regardless Vince pwns Billy
NO billy mays sprays oxyclean in his eyes
billy wins out of being stupid and annoyying
nevermind vince slapchops off his head
Vince has his defensive Shamwow move that could absorb Mays Oxyclean.
billy mays because all i’ve seen that other gay do is the sham wow cuershals billy mays has done hunderids more
Bill Mays is dead now, so Vince wins by default
I cried with when I heard that Billy Mays had died. I’d never been so happy to see someone die. Now, if Vince would just step in front of a train I’m sure we could restore world peace.
I prefer Billy Mays. Sham wow just copied Zorbies. Billy Mays. We won’t forget you.
Billy mays, because before he passed, RIP Billy, he would have whooped the crap out of the whore beater….
Lets see…
Billy Mays is a family man. He has a wife, a son, and a daughter; all whom he loves very much. He has a great sense of humor, and all the people in his life love him.
Vince bought a prostitute and took her to a bar. They got drunk. She gave her price. He didn’t like it. It escalated. He hit her. She beat the shit out of him.
Vince has no fuckin class. I wouldn’t even consider using Vince. Mays Shampows! Vince’s ass any day of the week.
“Vince bought a prostitute and took her to a bar. They got drunk. She gave her price. He didn’t like it. It escalated. He hit her. She beat the shit out of him.”
Quite the opposite, she got FUCKED up, the only thing he got was a…cut tongue and a lot of blood.
Besides she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgggspJ7jM
Billy wins for having the best commercial ever.
“Quite the opposite, she got FUCKED up, the only thing he got was a…cut tongue and a lot of blood.
Besides she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.”
Thats not what I heard. But even still, he hit a girl when it was the girl who had the reason to hit him. No class. It sounds like you are defending him.
Billy Mays, dude! Vince sold 2 products, Billy sold dozens.When Vince dies, NO ONE WILL GIVE A SHIT!