Gunslingers vs Vampires vs Cannibals

Gunslingers Vs Vampires Vs Cannibals

Well, needless to say this is an interesting match. While the cannibals would certainly eat any survivors, they would certainly be the first to go. I think in the end the Vampires would win, but not without taking heavy losses from the Gunslingers…

What say you?

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36 Comments on "Gunslingers vs Vampires vs Cannibals"

  1. Space marine January 11, 2009 at 7:20 am -      #1

    Cannibles eat The Vampires, Then they turn into vampire cannibles, Then the Gunslingers kill the cannible Vampires……. yes.

  2. Megafire January 11, 2009 at 1:17 pm -      #2

    Heh, the vampires would rip the cannibals to shreds. And I agree that the fight between the gunslingers and the vampires would be won by the latter.

  3. flyboy51 January 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm -      #3

    Naw. We’re talkin ALL of the best gunslingers against vamps and cannibals. Gunslingers would wait until vamps waste all the cannibals, then come out and headshot the vamps while they run at them. The only way the vamps would win is if the gunslingers run out of ammo…

  4. hitman8 January 11, 2009 at 7:10 pm -      #4

    i don’t know when there is gun slingers like dante from devil maycry and lobo and stuff but then again what do i know

  5. Only the nose knows January 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm -      #5

    It’s either going to come out with Gunslingers or Vampires winning. I guess it would be a numbers game after that but not sure.

  6. Just A Gamer January 11, 2009 at 9:36 pm -      #6

    Well assuming the gunslinger were lead by John Wayne or Clint Eastwood they would be smart enough to keep out of the fight till the other two factions were done and then they would have a slim chancing of winning with enough well placed rounds.

  7. Baron Somebody January 11, 2009 at 10:39 pm -      #7

    Since Edward Cullen is a “vampire”, the cannibals would pwn the vampires because all the vampires from Twilight are “vegetarian”…so then after the cannibals beat the vampires the gunslingers shoot all the cannibals and win

  8. Matapiojo January 12, 2009 at 7:19 am -      #8

    “Well assuming the gunslinger were lead by John Wayne or Clint Eastwood”

    There doe not seem to be many Dark Tower readers amongs the BankGambling comunity. I say Roland Deschain, the last of the line of Eld, will be the one leading the Gunslingers. His skill FAR surpasses that of your regular “six-shooter master”. Blondie would pale in comparison should Roland, THE Gunsliger, be portrayed on the big screen.

    I await that day eagerly.

    As for the fight. As much as I would LOVE to see that, there is no way the Cannibals can win against Vampires, or Gunslingers at that. They will be the first to go.

    Gunslingers are amazing, but they lack the propper tools to effectively match Vampires. Depending on the source in question, some Vampires are near-god status. No amount of bullets could ever hope to down the most ancient of leeches. The roughened westerners will fall at the end of the day, but many, MANY vVampires will leave the field of battle with much lead in their boddies.

    Vampires win this match as they have a supernatural advantage over the other opponents.

  9. JoshMcFace January 12, 2009 at 2:44 pm -      #9

    Silver bullets anyone??

  10. Matapiojo January 12, 2009 at 4:39 pm -      #10

    “Silver bullets anyone??”

    You may be getting your monster lore a bit mixed.

  11. Just A Gamer January 12, 2009 at 4:52 pm -      #11

    Lmao, that would work if you were facing Werewolves

  12. The One Sin January 12, 2009 at 7:49 pm -      #12

    JoshMcFace:”Silver bullets anyone??”

    You are thinking of werewolves. I guess my only question is what type of gunslingers re involved, western heroes like the James brothers or doc holiday? Or more modern characters like Vincent valentine, max payne, and revolver ocelot? The vampires would win all, but if gunslingers only have six shooters the cannibals may take a few of them out by rushing in numbers.

  13. flyboy51 January 12, 2009 at 9:55 pm -      #13

    Well, it depends on what story youre reading. I think in some stories silver bullets can kill werewolves AND vamps…

  14. flyboy51 January 12, 2009 at 10:40 pm -      #14

    Selene is hot AND can kick ass tho for sure…

  15. Matapiojo January 13, 2009 at 8:19 am -      #15

    “You are thinking of werewolves. I guess my only question is what type of gunslingers re involved, western heroes like the James brothers or doc holiday? Or more modern characters like Vincent valentine, max payne, and revolver ocelot? The vampires would win all, but if gunslingers only have six shooters the cannibals may take a few of them out by rushing in numbers.”

    I understand that the reference is a bit obscure in this board, but trust me when I say that in the hands of Roland, ancient Gunslinger Iron is much more deadly than a modern day assault riffle at full-auto.

    The man is able to fire all six rounds within the span of a single second, each shot accurately finding a lethal mark. Thats twelve shots, each producing a kill. MUCH more effective that the ussual “spray-and-pray” attack of modern sub-machineguns. He is also able to re-load his weapons just as fast.

    Trust me when I say, Roland is one scary motha with a single revolver. With two, he is the equivalent of a WMD.

    I invite you all to pick up and read Stephen King’s Dark Tower series. In the first volume of the series, aptly titled The Gunslinger, Roland massacres an entire town that was gunning for him due to supernatural influences. The town went mad and assaulted him, sort of like the infested people in the movie 28 Days Later.

    Still, if we are to compare straight skills in this fight, Vampires still win. Im sure Gunslingers will be smart enough to hunt them in their daily sleep, but that is not the scenario in question. In a straight fight, they just dont have the right tools.

  16. The One Sin January 13, 2009 at 5:50 pm -      #16

    I wasn’t referring to “spray and pray” guys, I meant the gunslingers have to take ammo, reload time, and amount of guns on them into consideration. I know roland is a lethal shot but any of those things could turn into a problem. If you have guys like vincent valentine who have eighteen rounds per load and can reload rather fast, or ocelot who carries three single action army colts, they may be a little better equipped for vampires.

  17. Matapiojo January 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm -      #17

    “I wasn’t referring to “spray and pray” guys, I meant the gunslingers have to take ammo, reload time, and amount of guns on them into consideration. I know roland is a lethal shot but any of those things could turn into a problem. If you have guys like vincent valentine who have eighteen rounds per load and can reload rather fast, or ocelot who carries three single action army colts, they may be a little better equipped for vampires.”

    Maybe to be a minor annoyance, but they still don’t have the tools to deal with Vampires with absolute finality. The scenario simply didn’t state the weaponry they are to use for this encounter. By this, we can assume that each faction comes to the battlefield as is.

    If the scenario had stated that the Gunslingers were equipped with blessed rounds, repeating crossbows (to fling wooden bolts), etc, etc. THEN we could have safely said Vampires were done.

    Also, the scenario didn’t specify known characters, so I guess could assume they are all fair game to bring along. This would include all the ones you mentioned, and maybe add some others like Vash Stampede, Grammaton Cleric John Preston (and all his brethren from the movie Equilibrium), etc.

    However, if we assume this, we must also assume that the Vampires are bringing their known top guns. The canon from the World of Darkness alone (both Masquerade and Requiem settings) would obliterate this entire match. Those Vampires simply have way too much power.

    What would be considered cannibals? Hannibal Lecter? Hardly a match deciding factor.

    This is one of those instances where the scenario is so vague that I am forced to go with the images from the pic. In that case, its kind of a rock-paper-scissors scenario. Gunslingers can obliterate Cannibals, but cannibals can effectively fight vampires with their spears (essentially long wooden stakes), while vampires massacre the ill-equipped Gunslingers. I still give it to Vampires due to their supernaturally enhanced capabilities…like I said initially.

    I HATE Vampires. I hate them with a passion, but they seem to be the clear victors of the match in my mind.

  18. Onesidedfight January 15, 2009 at 6:50 pm -      #18

    Edward won’t drink human blood, he’ll kick the ass out of anything that trys to kill him and his family, and
    1. They run faster then any car or plane
    2. Are so strong they can rip trees out of the ground
    3. Have hundreds of years of exprince.
    4. Various skills, like reading minds, killing someone with thier mind, and one of them can control elements.
    Can gunslingers beat this?

  19. Baron Somebody January 15, 2009 at 8:45 pm -      #19

    Edward SPARKLES in sunlight…he isn’t a true vampire…I could imagine now Nosferatu and Dracula kicking Edward in the nuts over and over again

  20. marche January 15, 2009 at 9:41 pm -      #20

    hmmm,would alucard from hellsing be on the gunslinger,or vampire team?

  21. The One Sin January 18, 2009 at 2:50 pm -      #21

    @Baron somebody: How about Kane, raziel, Vorador, and Janos Audron from the legacy of Kane series?

  22. flyboy51 January 24, 2009 at 11:22 am -      #22

    Rise of the Lycans was badass! We should get some of the Underworld characters in a duel match with someone or pit them up against the Chief.

  23. Jwlynas January 24, 2009 at 5:08 pm -      #23

    See, on the surface this is a fun challenge, except the catergories are far far too vague.

    What about gunslinging vampires. Alucard from Hellsing is a prime example, though selene from underworld, Jericho Cross from Darkwatch (the game) And debatably Vincent Valentine from FF7 could all fall under that.

    Cannibal vampires, like the Strigoi from warhammer fantasy.

    Cannibal gunslingers, the Hellborne from the Jon Shannow book series.

    I think, in general, Cannibals are out of the running here. Too few examples of truly skilled cannibals means they are outclassed by the other catergories.

    Then it comes too gunslingers versus Vampires, and there it depends on the gunslingers and the vampires.

    Jon Shannow (The Jerusalem man, a post-apocalyptic folk hero who fights for god and has the soul of an atlantean…God I miss David Gemmell) Versus ? Shannow wins.

    Dracula, Bram Stoker style versus the milky bar kid, Dracula wins.

    anyone have any idea how to narrow it down

  24. Jwlynas January 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm -      #24

    Damn, sorry for the double post, I meant to put a low power vampire (Vlad the drac, mona the vampire) versus jon shannow.

  25. onesidedfight January 24, 2009 at 9:21 pm -      #25

    Aloutgh you are right, Edward sparkles in the sunlight, monster lore is quite vague. A vampire buring in sunlight is one of the most common belive, but not the only one. Other storys say that it just makes vampires weaker, or it cause them to have the abilty to die, and in some it even grants them power. Also, what is your diffetion of gunslinger? If a gunslinger is someone who is just good with a gun, im pretty sure most vampires would count for im sure over there hundreds of years of live they would pick up one or two things about guns.

  26. Matapiojo January 26, 2009 at 8:57 am -      #26

    @Jwlynas – Please refer to my post #17 where I close with this…

    “This is one of those instances where the scenario is so vague that I am forced to go with the images from the pic. In that case, its kind of a rock-paper-scissors scenario. Gunslingers can obliterate Cannibals, but cannibals can effectively fight vampires with their spears (essentially long wooden stakes), while vampires massacre the ill-equipped Gunslingers. I still give it to Vampires due to their supernaturally enhanced capabilities…like I said initially.”

    You can see what happens in a situation like this where we stray too far from the presented image. I sually just ignore the pics and go to the contestant’s canon, but in this case, that might prove more confusing than helpful.

    Really, I think we should stick to Traditional Vampires, Western Gunslingers, and Native Cannibals.

  27. Jwlynas January 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm -      #27

    Tradition Vampires of the nosferatu variety, Western Gunslingers ala Billy the Kidd and Cannibals like…umm… crazy naked spearwielding cliches?

    My votes on the Gunslingers. Ranged warfare wins out over the meagre supernatural advantage and the cannibles don’t even factor into it.

  28. marche January 26, 2009 at 5:30 pm -      #28

    actually alucard cant die unless he forgets him self,and he is faster than bullets and can summon his millions of souls.

  29. El Zilcho February 23, 2009 at 3:58 am -      #29

    Actually, Silver bullets may not be as ineffective as people think. In the novel Dracula, by Bram Stroker, (for those of you who don’t know, this was the original Dracula novel with the original Dracula and thus spawned most if not all modern vampire lore) it is stated by Abraham Van Helsing that to kill Dracula he must be decapitated then impaled through the heart. However he also suggests (but this is never carried out) that he may be killed by a sacred bullet. While it is not explained what this bullet is, it appears to be either a silver bullet or a bullet blessed by holy water, or a combination of both.

    Please keep in mind that this is purely conjecture on my behalf (and Van Helsing).

    And I would highly recommend Dracula to anyone who hasn’t read it. While the book was written in 1887, it is still an enjoyable read, and portrays vampires as they should be portrayed; cunning, primal and absolutely evil, as apposed to good guy goths or (*sigh*) Edward Cullen.

  30. Matapiojo February 23, 2009 at 9:36 am -      #30

    I do not think that meant Silver. This is generally accepted to be ammunition consecreated by a religious persona. Be it doused in holy water, directly blessed by a priest, or engraved with religious iconography, but I don’t see how silver would fall within this category.

    Silver is in turn generally accepted to be the metal of the moon, something that is very inconsecuantial to Vampires.

    This is not to say that Gunslingers couldnt bless their ammunitions, though, but that was not stated by the scenario.

  31. Albert Wikowonkavitz April 8, 2009 at 9:32 pm -      #31

    Gunslingers. Cracka, please. Shoot the other guys. Seriously, a wooden stake?

  32. sangheli_special_ops_elite April 19, 2009 at 1:28 am -      #32

    supersoakers with holy water owns vampires and revolvers own cannibals it will be like on king kong one guy gets shot everyone scatters

  33. Alain Johns November 20, 2009 at 10:32 pm -      #33

    I’m disapointed in your choice of vampires over gunslingers Matapiojo. Lets say theoretically you take all of the strongest vampires from literature and pop culture and put them against Roland Deschain, Roland Deschain may get severely injured, but if those vampires and cannibals were standing in the way of him getting to the tower, he would HAVE to win, even with respecting the storyline of the other characters.

    Its because theres nothing that could stand in the way of Roland getting to the tower that he would HAVE to win. Now, if the gunslingers are more along the lines of the characters in the Sergio Leone spaghetti westerns then yes, I could see your point of the vampires winning overall.

    I know I haven’t mentioned the canniballs much but thats just cause they’d get killed by one side or the other. They’d most likely eat each other than the vampires or gunslingers.

  34. g.o.i February 8, 2012 at 2:24 pm -      #34

    how I think the fight will go the gunslingers slauter the canibles and then when night falls the vampire force of two come out to play and on of them is only half vampire. yes vampire hunter D and alucard from hellsing before cat boy and then they slauter the gunslingers.

  35. Amm0vamp1r3 September 27, 2012 at 7:44 pm -      #35

    This is another match with out specifications, again im on the side of the vampires.

  36. Amm0vamp1r3 September 27, 2012 at 7:48 pm -      #36

    Vampires come in first second is gunslingers (dante is a gunslinger right?)

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