Ok, there have been many requests for this battle, so here it is. Since this battle could obviously never take place, I think it gives Chuck an advantage. Sorry Chuck Norris fans, Bruce Lee stomped his guts out in “Way of the Dragon” [Video]. Since then, Chuck has been p!ssed off destroying everything and everyone in has path, and seeking revenge especially kittens:
So, in this battle, MC DESTROYS Chuck.
Master Chief:
- Various weapon skills
- Cool Armor
- Decent Vehicles
- Lone Wolf Mentality
- Has shields to re-generate
Chuck Norris: (Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts)
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
…simple they are the same person
yep
take off chiefs helmet and its chuck
YEP
TAKE OFF THE HELMET AND ITS CHUCK!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT WITH CHUCK SENDING THOSE POR KITTEND INTO ORBIT AND WHATS WITH MY MESAGES GETING DELETED
woops dident think the first one got through wen i saw it again [after i posted the first one] i r posted it
yo you guys should make a master chief vs the nemasis. you know that thing from resident evil 2. the thing with a rocket lancher and minni gun. that would be a cool fight. – already suggested, it’s in the works.
Cheif and chuck norris can’t exist together in the same room. the awsomenes will colide and a black hole will destroy the earth!
chief is chuck noris so theyre is no prob. interesting therie though
i am chief chuck
Dude,master chief would own without question.
All he has to do is grab a rocket launcher and blow his head off.
Chuck Norris obviously hates kittens.
obviously norris wins!!! He would throw rabid kittens at master chief!!!
I took a breath, i don’t see any kittens in orbit…
they burned up in the atmosphere
MASTER CHIEF WOULD WIN BIG TIME, but w8…. omfg!!!! Cuck Norris is a SPARTAIN!!! I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR!! OOH! NOW I Think it would be a good mach!!
i am being freaked out by the people in this comment room but mc will win or will he
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD KICK MC’S @$$ NO DOUBT HES AN UNSTOPPABLE BEAST. NORRIS WOULD SIMPLY DODGE EVERYTHING MC TRYED TO DO THEN RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE GROUND!!
He’s not so unstoppable when you shoot him in the face. Enough said.
mc grabs a shotgun
mc blows chucks head off
mc wins
Chuck + MC = awesome…
‘Course it depnds on whether or not MC get the chainsaw gun from Gears, if so. MC wins. If not, chuck rips MC’s head off and sticks a kitten on it.
mc would own chuck norris so bad his mom would feel it and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only way Norris would beat we would be in a melee only battle. His roundhouse kick would shatter my body and armor into a thousand tiny pieces. I could however, kill him with any ranged weapon put in my hands, including a traffic cone.
well snake is chuck norris so he would proboly smoke some hooter with chief and get stoned so peace plus if you think about it they only want peace so just give it to them
Very interesting battle indeed!
Chief has the skills, no doubt.
…But Norris is a freakin’ NINJA…
But, I still think Chief would win. It’s easy…MC powerjumps, snipes in the air, lands next to a Banshee, and rockets the hell out of Norris.
Then again, the rockets would blow up early, in fear of hitting Chuck Norris.
Basically, Chief would just leave Norris to the Flood….annoying pests.
Either way, at least it would be entertaining…and depending on the outcome, we would either be rid of th Flood for good, or have an intense sequel lined up!
energy sword vs fists, im going for the sword i think mc would own chuck
Let’s say MC and Chuck aren’t the same person for a minute… Chuck gets ‘excited…’ because he realizes he has never had machinima booty before…Chuck grows MC explodes end of story
No chuck would win, his beard would just block every round MC sent at him and then he would roundhouse kick MC and destroy his armor. then rip out his heart and eat it (thats how he gets his powers you know). Because its like they always say, there are no such things as tornadoes, chuck norris just really hates trailer parks.
wow…..chuck norris will kill you for saying mc beats him. well he probably already has. Chuck Norris for life!
There. YOu happy? MC woukd win. Chuck Norris jokes not only are old, but retarded. He’s actually a human (believ it or not). No alterations. Anyone who’s gone through Karate can round-house kick. **Round-house kicks Chief** ((CRACK!)) Norris broke his foot on 2 tones of metal. End of story.
Hey CHUCK can sendd a text from a public phone can the super SPARTAN MC ???
MC doesn’t send texts. He shoots people. A round-house kick or giant muscular thoighs won’t survive a bullet. Or plasma. OR ANYTHING. CHUCK is FU*KED. It even rhymes. It was meant to happen.
chuck norris and master chief would team up and destroy the forces of evil cuz they’re both the most b@d@$$ heroes ever (but the chuck norris thigh jokes are kinda disgusting)
Amen
i think MC would win this one…yes, the Chuck jokes can be funny, but they dont apply here. also, i would like to see something along the lines of MC vs. Doomguy from the PC game Doom. or maybe John Grimm from the movie Doom…
this will f$k u all up lol.
MASTER CHIEF IS ONLY A FICTIONAL GAME CHARACTER AND DOESN’T REALLY EXIST SO ALL CHUCK NORRIS HAS TO DO IS STICK THE GAME ON LEDGENDARY AND PUT MASTER CHEIF OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE HE WILL BE KILLED IN SECONDS
SO F&CK YOU ALL!!!
1 parachute regiment is a retard because mc IS real. he just hasnt been born yet
Chuck Sucks
chuck and MC charge at eachother holding gravity hammers Mc pops out of his armor and kisses chuck…OMFG CHUCKS GIRLFRIEND IS MC!?!?!?!?! WTF!!
a spartan warrior? or a karate gringo?
ok Chuck is close range only + MC got sheilds ncie try guys but um machine gun turrent that MC can rip off its mounting!?!? + grenades i tihnk chuck would be killed fast
put MC against scorpion from mortal kombat – added. thanks for the input.
Sorry but Chuck Norris would win….Hands down..Hasn’t anyone seen Delta Force?
And one other thing…If there’s gonna be MC vs Chuck…Why not Master Chief Vs Rambo..Energy sword vs Knife?
come on know everyone knows that chuck would beat master chief and he would not even have a chance agianst rambo, rambo would kill him before he even knew what happened. That would not even be a contest.
This fights not even fair! MC tea bags Norris for a hobby.
Hello indestructible suit + bones. Superhuman strenght (able to flip over 20 ton scorpion tanks!) Chief would win.
MC CAN’T BEAT CHUCK NORRIS, MC IS CHUCK NORRIS *universe blows up* AWWW #### THAT WAS THE SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE*we all die*
I FIND THAT OFENSIVE HUH! I AM A REAL NINJA YOU BASTARD
LIN KUEI CLAN 4EVER SUCKAS!
how can MC be chuck norris when in the last scene of Halo in Halo 3 cortana sais “it been an honor working with you JOHN!!!!!!!!!”
his name is JOHN not Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!
john is his alias, bitch
ok, if there ever were 2 Chucks, this would cause a rip in the space time continuum, result in in total universal chaotic destruction, OR the 2 chucks would enslave the Universe
Damn, come on,
Mr. T could beat on MC,
Like I said before let that weak ass MC try and fight Doomsday!
master cheif has been injected with(let’s just say future super ur #ss is gonna get pwned and teabagged steroids) AND trained from 6-18, faought until like 40, AND after all that, is he REALLY weak in ANY way?
MC would whop ass you can not kill a god or maybe chuck norris is a god This would be one fight i would pay to see
chief would kill Chuck than tee bag him
Chuck would kick the chief into space when there are no more kittens
lol
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The official answer is:The MC is about to kill Chuck but then he finds out thats his lost long father and finds out why he enjoyed
kicking Grunts into Space every time Truth took a breath.
after that Chuck gets black ninja colored Mjolnir armor and spend quality time with his 7 foot something tall long lost son kicking cats in Venus’ general direction. killing thousands runs in the family.
Mc will just throw a couple of grenades the end
Chuck would roundhouse kick him so hard it snaps his neck while sending into the stratosphere and when he lands chuck teabags, I mean potato sacks him.
Scarab GUN!!! takes him out
MC would kill him. FXXXing destroy him disintergrate him!!!
easy. you can see it in master chiefs helmet reflection and its chuck norris inside of it.
MC would rip off his arms and beat him until Jesus has to intervene saying that if you keep destroying his body it can’t be ressurected at the last judgement.
(Ya’ll should have Master Chief vs. Pope) Long live Jesus [yes he did exist]
mr t once captured bigfoot, but realeaed him after he shaved the beast n relized that it was just chuck norris walking around naked in the woods
Hm, Chuck’s track record is about as impressive as Mc’s. I just don’t know
mc is chuck norris’ n the future. seeing as chuck can’t die he turns into a modofied killing machine. See how that works out?
Masterchief would never fight Chuck Norris. Why would he fight his GREAT-GRANDFATHER.
You all know they had to be related for anything in this world to make sense.
Don’t you guys no anything? that last breath you took sen Master chief to the moon.
It would be a tie chuck would kick his head off but at the same time amster cheif would blast him with a missle pod!!!
Master Chief would kick his #ss, he has guns. Chuck Norris has so-so martial arts.
Chuck Norris is over-rated, he is a d-list actor, that was in a couple movies, and has a basic understanding of martial arts. Mario could kick his #ss.
The Chuck Norris thing stopped being funny about 5 minutes after it started.
Chuck wood win.
he wood use his stelth to snap the neck of all living thingy ma bobs
he stops bullets wit bear hans
Silly humans, Master Chief is Chuck Norris!
but about chuck vs. MC Chuck will win because chuck created his child so he knows MC’s weakness.
mc would beet the sh!t out of chuck norris
okay all that stuff is in movies
in real life mc rapes
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CHEIF IS CHUCK! oh wait, thats the same witty statement every other johnny b goode has said…CHUCK RULES, MC DROOLS (probably induced from a roundhouse kick…?)
Gosh guys! The Master Chief would obviosly win. Haven’t you guys read the books? The SPARTAN beat the crap out of 4 helljumpers(thier tuff!) and walked away without a scach!
MacGyver could build an airplane with a tooth pic and a piece
of gum, but Chuck noris could him and steel it from him.
ok, you guys all suck. a person who has a gun at his head would get his head blown off. but chuck norris is G-d, and if chief even TRIED G-d (idk i dont want people to get offended)1. he would be sinning big time and 2. its impossible to kill chuck and 3. dont f*ck chuck. whos the hell is with me?!?!? after all, chuck norris conscieves a child if a women is within a one mile radius, so his children will kill MC
Are you people retarded? Not a single one of Chucks meelee attacks could even chip masterchiefs armor. You sad people spend to much time looking up Chuck jokes on the internet. Chuck Norris is a human being and theres no way flesh and bones can damage the futuristic spartan armour thats probably stronger than diamond. You sad little nerds need to get real, masterchief would own regardless of if either one of them has weapons. Put chuck norris against someone equally overrated like mr t …..who would win because hes black
WOW! this isnt fair Chuck Norris isnt a species hes a descendant of GOD himself! He wouldnt kill master Chief he’d forgive him then kill him! YA B!TCH YA!!!
I don’t know if anyone ever suggested having Master Chief pitted against God, but it could be an interesting fight. The MC would definitely beat the Pope, but God actually has powers. One has to question whether the MC could dodge meteor showers, survive floods, and resist plagues. It would only be a good fight if God had his ability to smite taken away from him.
lol mankey agreed but chuck is 2 cool
omg retards
in a fight with chuck norris against chuck norris (mc)
chuck norris wins
If cheif is chuck then hes killing himself so no one wins!!!
The argument that Chuck Norris is only a man and so would lose to master chief is the most stupid idea I think I have ever heard for mastercheif is just game character so will be beaten by turning the Xbox off. There for if you want master chief to be counted as ‘real’ then you have to accept the Chuck Norris mythos as ‘real’ for it is the same thing…
Therefore Chuck will win, as he is fast enough to run around the globe and punch himself in the back of the head.
He has counted to infinity—twice
Oh and Chuck sleeps with the light on… not because hes afraid of the dark but rather that the dark is afraid of him….
no lloyd, thats retarded, chuck norris is what you see of him on tv and MC is what you see in the games. They follow all the limitations that they would inside the game or tv show. Those pathetic internet jokes about chuck are made up by fans and have no relevance to what chuck norris is actually capable of. ON TV chuck norris is just some strong guy with a basic knowledge of martial arts and IN GAME masterchief is a superhuman with armour that would easily be impervious to any human atatck or present weapon, and he can flip a tank…..
what the h3ll is up with the kittens and u retarts wtf mc would so f n win damn hes a super human for god sake and chuck a puss l!cker
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wtf chuck nor is a f n cowboy noob and in the picture mc has an f n rocket launcher uuuuuuuuuuuuu hoo wins damn and mc isnt f n chuck good god
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lol con con has the right idea, chuck jokes are pathetic and sad, made by people who will never get laid or even leave thier basement. No human can kill a superhuman… duh
Since when is chief invulnerable? He dies to one 50 Cal to the head or 2 to the body. Oh and if chuck sneaks up on chief and hits him once in the back chief dies cause we all know one melee to the back=death in halo. On top of that chief is slow.
Chuck got kicked out of our ninja order because he couldn’t sneak. Just putting that out there.
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This shows chucks slim chances of winning.