Kroenen Vs Conan

Kroenen Vs Conan

As entertaining as I think this fight would be to watch, I don’t think Kroenen would have enough to defeat Conan in the end. But it’s make for one heck of a match!

Who do you think would win?

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6 Comments on "Kroenen Vs Conan"

  1. Matapiojo January 13, 2009 at 11:09 am -      #1

    Conan will not loose here. Nimble and agile as Kroenen is, one hit will be all it takes to cut the walking corpse in half, effectively taking away its only advantage. The Barbarian King will just finish up hacking the unholy thing to tini little sand-bleeding pieces.

  2. spoa January 19, 2009 at 12:41 am -      #2

    i agree with matapiojo conan could cut him in half with ease…

  3. Megaraptor18 June 12, 2009 at 9:46 pm -      #3

    I’m going with Kroenen on this one. Conan has an uphill fight on this one.

  4. Emilio August 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm -      #4

    nazi robo dude kick ass

  5. shaz_s94 August 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm -      #5

    im sorry to say that kroenan would actually win how many times has a escaped a worst situation than this …. he got stabbed in the heart got shot about 10 times wats worse than that. conan may be strong but kroenan is agile flexible and quiet hell just end up assassinating him with his blades or hell just shoot him in the head with a pistol……LOL…..

  6. Himmler July 26, 2010 at 6:06 am -      #6

    Well this is how I see this going. Conan sees Mr.Kroenen and charges sword a swinging and Kroenen dodges it. Since this will be standard load out conan will get his sword and standard barbarian garb. Kroenen will get his blade tonfas a .45 Luger and his Waffen SS trench coat. Now to give Conan a chance I will make Kroenen play with him at first. Conan will charge a few times Kroeenen dodging every time. While. While all the while cutting and knicking conan’s outer limbs as in leegs and arms. He will nit gutt a lethal neck or chest cut because conan will probably be using a standard mid level chest upper stomach stance. Kroenen will simply not be able to get a hit in there. Now Kroenen will give him small to moderate cuts on his arms and legs. After a while a tired and bloodied conan will go into a beserker rage and blood lust charge Kroenen. Thrown off by this savage display Kroenen lets down his gaurd conan then will impale Kronen through the chest with his massive sword. Kroenen will look down to see his sand spurting fom his chest cavity. Conan slightly shocked that this man still stands. Kroenen then pulss out his .45 luger and unloads a full clip into conan’s upper torso, neck, and head area. Kroenen is also a very good marksman as well as a swordsman. Now this fight being this up close Kroenen will get a vital shot in and since Kroenen feels no pain the stab wound will not hinder his skills. Kroenen will then rip off a sleeve from his coat and pull out the blade and wrap the wound with it. This will stop the loss of a sand and will keep it stable long enough for him to leave the battle field and patch himself up.

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