Robocop Vs HK-47

Robocop Vs HK-47 (Star Wars)

Meatbags beware. This would make for a great match, but in the end, I think the partial meatbag known as Robocop would end up on the losing end.

What say you?

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26 Comments on "Robocop Vs HK-47"

  1. Matapiojo January 13, 2009 at 11:10 am -      #1

    Meat = Flaw

    Flaw = Death

    ’nuff said.

  2. Megafire January 14, 2009 at 1:24 pm -      #2

    HK would win this one, easily.

  3. =[BF]=JimmieRox January 14, 2009 at 5:16 pm -      #3

    “Meat = Flaw

    Flaw = Death

    ’nuff said.”

    Hehe, true, true

  4. Space marine January 15, 2009 at 9:29 pm -      #4

    Meat = Flaw

    Flaw = Death

    Thats why Necrons are your Masters!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

  5. Matapiojo January 15, 2009 at 9:56 pm -      #5

    @Space Marine

    The jury is still out on that, my friend. A showdown between the C’Tan and Chaos would be epic to say the least. It would actually be something I would put on the number one spot of things I would like to see.

    Each major Chaos God may find a worthy opponent on a fully awakened C’Tan counterpart. Emotions given manifest vs. beings that feed upon the living. Trully interesting. We could see them duke it out thus:

    Khorne = Nighbringer (supreme enforcers of power)
    Tzeentch = Deceiver (undisputed lords of cunning)
    Nurgle = Void Dragon (destroyer pitted against creator)
    Slaanesh = Outsider (both having close ties to the ancient Eldar)

    Not to mention that a full-out war between all of their minions could very rightly bring upon 40K its own version of the apocalypse.

    Truly a battle to end all battles within that universe.

  6. Space marine January 16, 2009 at 1:46 am -      #6

    That will be the most Epic match in the history of everything in the whole goddanm Universe.

  7. L-W January 16, 2009 at 9:16 am -      #7

    Although one has to question how these immaterial beings will facilitate the necessary personnel to combat one another once they’ve exhausted their standing and readily available supplies.

    The C’tan feed upon the living materium, which without they simply fade into a trillion year long comatose state until awoken. Chaos requires living entities to fuel its existence within the immaterial realms of the aether.

    Talk about the ultimate battle of futility, one involving the a big bloody galaxy consuming battle, a messy aftermath and the declaration of a ceasefire once both ruling parties fall into comas instigated by their suicidal expenditure of their personnel.


  8. Matapiojo January 16, 2009 at 9:32 am -      #8

    My thoughts exactly (which is why they currently have no interest in one another). Both sides would consume their source of power until there simply would be none, but it would still be entertaining to watch the 40K universe colapse thus.

    Just think of the carnage, man…

    The carnage.

  9. AlphaCommando January 16, 2009 at 9:46 am -      #9

    It is quite glorious in the mind’s eye…

    I just want the Emperor to be reborn and the Primarchs to come back, that would be even cooler….The Space Marines would crush the enemy under the pure weight of their morale alone….

  10. L-W January 16, 2009 at 10:19 am -      #10

    Well, I do like the prospect of the universal heat death theory involving immortal immaterial deities capable of only trading insults with one another until both sides fall into an endless coma.

    You know me to well…

  11. Matapiojo January 16, 2009 at 10:32 am -      #11

    I swear I didn’t notice the weather shifting. Nonetheless, my parade has been rained upon.

  12. AlphaCommando January 16, 2009 at 10:35 am -      #12

    It is? Hmm, seems pretty clear here, course it is -18 with the wind chill….

  13. Space marine January 16, 2009 at 9:51 pm -      #13

    You know me to well…

    That we do.

    I’m Just Wondering….

    What If the Nightbringer never existed?
    Would the C’tan of never Consumed each other?
    Would the Necron’tyr Be able to stablise Their race?
    Would Death Ever be apparant for anyone?

    A thread within a thread.

  14. Space marine January 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm -      #14


    Because you can’t keep a good robot down.

  15. Space marine January 17, 2009 at 8:11 am -      #15

    And L-W…..

    Whats with you dramatic pauses


  16. L-W January 17, 2009 at 7:53 pm -      #16

    It’s called a beat, and it requires specific context to function correctly.

    Here’s an example of how NOT to perform a beat:

    “Whats with you dramatic pauses


    There is no viable context to justify the existence of a beat, instead it makes you look slow.

    This is how you do it:

    “Well, I do like the prospect of the universal heat death theory involving immortal immaterial deities capable of only trading insults with one another until both sides fall into an endless coma.

    You know me to well…”

    It works here because it suggests a reflection of the basis of the first statement, thus you have the context.

  17. Space marine January 17, 2009 at 9:36 pm -      #17

    I hate context sensitive stuff.

  18. L-W January 18, 2009 at 10:12 pm -      #18

    Who doesn’t? But then again it’s either this language or I can literally speak in tongues all over again.

  19. HK-47 January 21, 2009 at 10:51 pm -      #19

    HK-47: Ready to serve master i would much enjoy to kill him for you.
    Revan: Make it Quick
    HK-47: This should be fun master.

  20. Space marine January 22, 2009 at 8:09 pm -      #20

    Aw crap…..Now we Have an AK-47.

  21. Space marine January 23, 2009 at 6:20 am -      #21


  22. Jwlynas January 25, 2009 at 11:15 pm -      #22

    All this talk and demonstration of Dramatic Pauses makes me wish we had an “L-W versus Horatio Caine in a Dramatic Pause-off” match…

  23. Space marine January 28, 2009 at 2:40 am -      #23

    Yes, Thats a good idea.

  24. Space marine January 30, 2009 at 2:03 am -      #24

    New mecha? :3
    Mammoth tank vs Halo Scorpion tank or Elephant. Whatever you think will put up a better fight. :3

  25. puffinslaughter January 31, 2009 at 5:23 pm -      #25

    hk-47 will win because he is not a cyborg like robocop he is a complete robot and has laser weaponary while robocop only has that pistol of his

  26. Based God February 1, 2011 at 10:25 pm -      #26

    robocop wins because of this song

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