Master Chief vs Spiderman

Master Chief vs Spiderman

Big time battle here. Typically, I don’t have a strong opinion either way, but I don’t think even with all his “spidey” senses that Peter Parker stands a snowballs chance. I personally think Master Chief tea-bags spidey in about 3 seconds. But, what do I know, right?

You know the drill, here are the stats:

Master Chief

  • Various weapon skills
  • Regenerating Shields
  • Multiple Vehicle selection
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Super Cool ArmorSpid


  • Spider sense that warns him of danger
  • Proportionate strength and speed of a spider
  • Ability to cling to walls like a spider
  • Web shooters
  • With great power comes great responsibility

Ok, Spiderman fans, tell me how this fight lasts any longer than 5 seconds.

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633 Comments on "Master Chief vs Spiderman"

  1. michael October 4, 2007 at 6:44 pm -      #1

    not if mc had a energy sword and plasma nades

  2. kc October 5, 2007 at 12:52 pm -      #2

    Spidey is cool but not bullet proof. nuff said.

  3. supermanes October 5, 2007 at 1:57 pm -      #3

    I’m going to have to call it a tie. If I had to choose just one I would have to give a slight edge to MC.

  4. anormous 2 October 5, 2007 at 4:23 pm -      #4

    can you say cannon fodder even if mc had no armor just pants and a shirt(underwear too) and no gun he would still kick spideys ass so fast it would be over in a minute

    FYI spiders are not as strong as humans (not even a mutated gene passing one)

    so uh 3rd post are ready says spidey has no chance(not even with the “sense”)

  5. retro October 5, 2007 at 5:12 pm -      #5

    sucks to be peter parker in this case

  6. u guys are stupid as f*ck October 5, 2007 at 9:01 pm -      #6

    retards…spider man would rape master chief

    Let’s try to keep the f bombs to a minimum, k?

  7. darth tader October 5, 2007 at 9:59 pm -      #7

    its hard spidy would know hese to much and be able to run spidy is to fast for cheaf on the other hand he could trap him in a web like a tun of them chefe wouldnt have a chancespidy woul eventuly get his helmet off then kill him if he had to

  8. problems A-H October 6, 2007 at 3:37 pm -      #8

    is this MC from the game or the one from the book? I know there suppose to be one and the same however, MC seem kind of slow on his feet, he can jump realy high it dosnt seem to be any where near the range of his supposed prowess should allow.

    spiderman would beat the video game version as long as spidys webs could restrain mc
    spidy would loose big time aginst the overpowered book version

  9. christopher king October 6, 2007 at 4:11 pm -      #9

    i got 2 admit, i think its MC’s battle. spidey stands a chance, he could sling MCs arms so they stick to his sides, but im sure MC could just pull out a spike/frag/firebomb nade and blow spideys ass off. or he could just use an energy sword/gravham and slice/blast his ass off.


  10. darth tader October 6, 2007 at 4:52 pm -      #10

    spidy can scence every thing so no mater what kind of gernde he throughs spidy shotes a wab slings it aroud and hits chef even if its sicky hed just let go and it would be extra sticky and pop gose the spartin.

  11. tuffner October 6, 2007 at 7:16 pm -      #11

    garbage i thought batman vs chief was bad but spiderman? plz y dont u put the chief against someone more challenging like paper mario or lamb chops.

  12. kyle watt October 7, 2007 at 7:44 am -      #12

    anormous 2 said:
    “FYI spiders are not as strong as humans (not even a mutated gene passing one)”

    Well, for YOUR information, it’s the praportional strength of a spider you idiot! But, I still think that when it comes to raw power, MC would squish Spiderman. Then again Spiderman is outmatched in nearly every fight but still wins because of his evassiveness and spider sense etc. He’d probably dodge the bullets for a while, take MC’s gun, and riddle him with bullets before he gets time to regenerate!

  13. darth tader October 7, 2007 at 8:49 am -      #13

    paper mareo wtf what about
    static shock
    the whole inside of the second death star first and second
    himself as a spartin 3
    the pimpest dud ever jarjar binks he kills every body by being clumsie chefe couldent hurt him
    tomb rader [lora croft from toomb rader legends]

  14. djtdon October 7, 2007 at 9:05 am -      #14

    Spiderman would get owned in seconds its true

    even though he is kind of cool hes just not as good as MC

  15. hitman8 October 7, 2007 at 6:15 pm -      #15

    man are you forgetting that mc would be FASTERthan spirder man in the books he rans so fast time slowed down all around him and the game one and the book one are the same you dumb ass. its just that if they made it that way in the game it would be to easy. master cheif could own spider man in close cobat because he is so strong that he slaped a missle awayand the facct that in the game it says ”press LB to flip TANK” lets see if spidy can flip a tank over. and master cheif could take a scrab and blow spirder man away. if master cheif used cortana to track spirder mans movement he could shoot him once with a pistle and kill him. and yes he could do that dumb asses.master chief could break spidys webs and the sense would do him no good in a head on battle. and what happens if MC brings in a tank. think about it.


  16. Skull King October 9, 2007 at 2:12 am -      #16

    Hitman8 said it the best. MC Rules!!! I cant add anything that was perfect!

  17. The Chosen One October 9, 2007 at 11:01 pm -      #17

    I know master cheif would PWN spidey enough that i dont want to place reasons. If a spidey fan has something to say about this ill get back to you in a month or so. ↨

  18. Halo4lyfeBitchez October 10, 2007 at 4:12 pm -      #18

    ite guys once again cumin from a huge mc fan spidey would prolly pown mc. well for one spidey has spider sense so he wwould dodge all those bullets second his webbing would tie down chief and then smash his face. then again chief is well chief he might be able to break throough the webs so who knos but my vote would have to go to spidey o and dumbass spidey is way stronger than any human smart guy

  19. Piedude October 11, 2007 at 5:38 am -      #19

    MC would either stick a spike nade up spidies ass or a plasma no matter BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Spidey dead Game over spidey

  20. Anonymous2nd October 11, 2007 at 7:16 pm -      #20

    MC is gonna win because he is a f**ken cyborg with high technology and uses guns and plasma just kill SM. SM has little webs that can catch MC. But can it catch plasma blast? Plasma guns can just melt through little silky webs and kill SM. Even if SM has senses, MC can shoot a sniper 4 times before ammo is out and SM would have a 25% chance to block the shots. He is flexiable but can he dodge a tank blast or SPARTAN LASER?MC pwns the SM by 100%.

  21. Nailay7 October 14, 2007 at 9:57 am -      #21

    COME ON! Spiddy can doge bullets! and lattely he’s dubbled in strength. can master cheif lift ten tons? i don’t think so. don’t get me rong halo 3 id better than anny spider-man game but still, if spiddy can beat the green goblin, venom carnegge, sand man, hydro man, doct oct, and the hundreds of other bad guys he can defanetly kick ass against mc.

  22. nuke luke October 14, 2007 at 6:10 pm -      #22

    peter parker went with the emo look in the movie. that means he’s dead inside. mc wins on that account. but if mc was in a theatre watching spiderman 3, he would’ve choked on his own vomit. or he would’ve killed himself in the theatre to stop the horror that ensued on screen. spidey wins on that account.

  23. darth tader donut hole October 17, 2007 at 4:32 pm -      #23

    NEW NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ANY WAY i dont think the books realy count i mean wen was the last time u hurd anout much less did camp out in front of a store for th e latest halo book WE WANT THE GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know the book was first but evey one [most] know the game chief but spider man games AND movies count because the are extreamly known spidey 1,2,3 movie games and the old ps1 games and thenew retarted one frend or fo wtf with that that all i haft to say

  24. hitman8 October 18, 2007 at 8:52 pm -      #24

    dude master chief weighs 2 tons so it says he can run 17 mph in that so think about what he can lift even without his amor.and master chiefs speed beats spidys sense because he has cortana who can think 100500400 times faster thatn a arvage human i got to go but illl be backkkkkk

  25. stevieg250505 October 23, 2007 at 5:48 am -      #25

    Yes. Spidey would wrap a sling around the chief and throw him half a mile. MC would find it difficult. However, if the MC could get his hands on the illusive little arachnid then he could crush him with his bare hands (read Fall of Reach for details of how hard the MC is)/cut him in two with an energy sword.

  26. darth tader donut hole October 26, 2007 at 3:35 pm -      #26

    did u lisen to any thing i said but MC won discion closed MC WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Some Guy Who Doesn't Quite Understand... October 27, 2007 at 10:41 am -      #27

    Spiderman would have no chance. Sure, he can kill normal foes, but MC’s armor is just far too tough. I finally agree to Master Chief being victorious…although he would have a hard time catching Spiderman…as he would probably sling himself away with much haste.

  28. hitman8 October 27, 2007 at 12:21 pm -      #28


  29. bollidong October 27, 2007 at 6:02 pm -      #29

    mc wins no doubt,but arbitor wouldnt

  30. boyyyyhhhh October 28, 2007 at 12:10 pm -      #30

    or mc could just snipe him dosnt he also have enough strength to brake the web i mean he can flip over 10 ton tanks so what do you think would happen and the shield would eat away at the web as it dose the flood spidey has no chance

  31. lopez October 30, 2007 at 2:16 pm -      #31

    Spiderman is a whore!!!!!

  32. uLose2meAgain October 31, 2007 at 6:32 pm -      #32

    If the Green Goblin almost destroyed his ass in Spiderman 2 then MC merks Spidey.
    A nice Gravity Hammer smashy spider.

  33. MADDEN 4605 November 3, 2007 at 11:48 am -      #33


  34. Wooo November 3, 2007 at 7:57 pm -      #34

    not really sure to be honest, it all depends, MC does have the advantage, but then it all comes down to the fact we don’t know how easy he’d rip spidey’s webbing away…if he can’t then all it takes is for spidey to web the gun, grab it away from him, shoot some impact webbing on his visor, and either use the gun or smash through the armour…but then if master chief can rip the webbing, well all that can’t happen and spider-man would just dodge the bullets for a while and maybe get a couple of shots in, but mc would probably win.

  35. Cj November 4, 2007 at 10:52 am -      #35

    Hey i think the fact that MC has so much strength and spidey only has a web MC an pull a turret of the tripod spidey wouldnt last 5 seconds even to a grunt

  36. junkie65 November 7, 2007 at 10:59 pm -      #36

    spidey should just go take a dump his spidey senses wouldnt mean crap against mc

    case closed

  37. Robert November 8, 2007 at 2:09 pm -      #37

    I wouldn’t want to see the place that MC squished Spiderman in oblivion like a bug (no pun intended)

  38. vid658 November 9, 2007 at 4:37 pm -      #38

    spiderman can spin all the webs he wants mc would still kick his ass

  39. Dave November 11, 2007 at 9:11 pm -      #39

    This certainly isn’t as horribly onesided as MC vs. Iron Man, but, hell. Spiderman has dodged bullets without even thinking about it. Not to mention that Spiderman and MC are roughly equal in strength, and Spiderman’s greatest ability isn’t his strength. As far as raw speed goes, Spiderman is for sure faster. In the movie books, it states that he is the fastest land animal. If the games are any indication, Master Chief can’t do more then 30 mph. Spiderman’s webs will render MC’s guns totally useless, as he’s caused thousands of guns to backfire before. Spiderman can easily dodge a plasma grenade and jump clear of it, so that’s not a problem for it. The only thing that doesn’t have me laughing at this match is the Mojonlr armor. Then again, if an Elite can put down MC with a single blow to the back of the head, Spiderman will probably be juggling Master Chief’s head in minutes.

  40. Robert November 12, 2007 at 10:02 am -      #40

    have Spiderman dodge the Spartan LASER. The Laser can cut threw TANK armour so I think it can cut threw some little webbing so his webbing wont jam up the laser and also i dont think that spiderman go faster than the speed of light

  41. you dont need to know November 13, 2007 at 2:24 pm -      #41

    master cheif will destroy spiderman

  42. Jack November 16, 2007 at 11:39 am -      #42

    spiderman could just web him down for 30 minutes and then proceed to beat the crapout of him by slinging MC around while he’s in the little web bundles. Spidey fans know that he can bench-press 10,000 pounds. That would most likely be stronger than 20 Elite melees and it just takes two to kill MC in the game. One on legendary. Spidey wins easy.

  43. Dave November 16, 2007 at 10:06 pm -      #43

    Um, considering the Spartan Lazer takes a few seconds to charge, his Spider-Sense will be more then enough to dodge it. Actually, that will be the easiest weapon for Spiderman to dodge. So I don’t know why you’re bringing it up.

  44. spideyfan November 19, 2007 at 12:12 am -      #44

    spiderman beats master chief first of all any guns master chief tries to use spiderman would easily dodge them any grenades master chief throws at spiderman spiderman would just dodge and use his webs to throw the grenades back at mc and bam mc is dead master chief tries to use the plamsa sword spiderman dodges very easily then the plamsa sword is out of power just face it spider man wins spidermans is very strong and very very fast not only fast but agile sure master chief is strong and fast but just doesnt have the speed to beat spiderman see spiderman can crawl pretty much anywere or swing higher up and just use that extra strong web that holds anything in place he comes back down beats the crap out of master chief even if masterchief broke out of the webs it would take him some time and in that time spiderman is ready oh and one more thing spiderman can do is web masterchiefs hands and feet together and swing him into the side of a cliff wall or toss him off the side of a cliff either one works some of you are probably saying no way just think spiderman climbs on the side of a wall masterchief cant touch him he tries to shoot him spiderman dodges its only a matter of time till spiderman beats masterchief like the much stronger villans he faced in the past venom doc oc rhino carnage spiderman wins hands down

  45. Spartan-117 November 20, 2007 at 2:47 pm -      #45

    Here is what happens: Spidey hears something behind him. He turns around. MC is there, WITH A GRAVITY HAMMER! MWHAAAAA!

    You decide what happens. (Hint:GRAVITY HAMMER! MWHAAAAA!)

  46. copycat November 20, 2007 at 7:59 pm -      #46

    ok first of all spiderman doesnt need to turn around he can sense anything thats coming masterchief is about to swing the gravity hammer into spiderman but spiderman senses it and easily dodges then once he dodges it he uses his webs to pull it away and spiderman wins yet again

  47. Dave November 20, 2007 at 9:43 pm -      #47

    Okay, Spiderman grabs the Hammer and takes it away from Master Chief since he’s both faster and stronger then MC. Also, Spiderman would know that Master Chief was coming because of his Spider-sense. As soon as MC was a threat, Spiderman would know that he was there.

  48. copycat November 22, 2007 at 12:33 am -      #48

    yes finaly someone agrees with me and knows what there talking about preach it dave

  49. Spartan-117 November 24, 2007 at 5:17 pm -      #49

    Ahah! Spidey knows MC is there when he is a threat but what happens if MC VERY SLOWLY put an energy sword up against spideys back, then BAM! Sword in spider guts!

  50. imstupidest November 25, 2007 at 10:23 am -      #50

    i think MC and spidey will become best freinds :))))))))))

  51. jordan November 25, 2007 at 11:19 am -      #51

    mc would well win but as i said he dies in the 3rd 1 any way

  52. alaskaman42 November 25, 2007 at 7:03 pm -      #52

    spidey would win-
    his spidersense would dodge the bullets, web up mastercheif and toss him in the water-
    nuf said

  53. copycat November 25, 2007 at 10:56 pm -      #53

    ok spartan 117 it doesnt matter how slowly mastercief moves thats still danger which means spiderman can sense it he can sense anything coming at him also if masterchiefs moving slowly spiderman could just move out the way very easily get behind masterchief and bam web masterchiefs ass and slam him into the ground then just finish him off like i said before spidermans spider sense and super strength and super speed are more than enough to finish off masterchief

  54. Discrucio (John Ryan) November 26, 2007 at 10:57 am -      #54

    Okay okay fellas let’s be realistic. Example from Halo3… If you play with the forge you can flip the elephant over on sand trap…and you can in fact flip it BACK over. Spider-Man has trouble holding a wall up. Book example…MC weighs over a on in his armor…Peter Parker looks to weight 130…soaked, and holding a brick. (OH MC DOESNT DIE! >=O watch the whole thing…) Example from Halo2…Remember MC jumping from the Covenant ship to land on En Amber Clad? What does spidey sense have on that? And…MC meleing down a Hunter, we’ve all done it. Let’s get a real match for MC…Steven Segal in MJOULNIR armor. (Not Chuck because remember Chuck and MC are one in the same)

  55. The computer November 26, 2007 at 5:23 pm -      #55

    well i have to say MC will win. cmon he has a shield and a lot of guns that could kick spydermans ass. spider web wont do anything to MC shield so MC will be tea bagging spiderman in less that 1 minute

  56. copycat November 26, 2007 at 7:33 pm -      #56

    oh my god first of all id like to see masterchief hold up a wall with out his damm mjolinr armor ok you take that away sure hes strong but no he cant lift anything really heavy outside his suit ok spiderman doesnt have a fancy suit hes got his skills and strength and speed unlike masterchief which is a little wussy out side his suit so like i said spiderman whoops ass ok speed combined with skill oh and dont forget spidermans gotten stronger over the years so just think a big tin can vs a super fast and strong spider its no competition spiderman wins

  57. Spartan-117 November 29, 2007 at 5:24 pm -      #57

    **** you copycat.
    Mc blasts spidey from close range with a spartan laser.


  58. copycat November 30, 2007 at 12:17 am -      #58

    yawn spidermans yeah im gonna say it spider sense senses that masterchief is gonna fire before he even fires so all he has to do is yank that laser away and well he wins again sounds like your getting angry spartan 117 maybe you realize masterchief doesnt have what it takes to hang with the big dogs its ok id get angry to if i realized the charecter i tought was the strong and tough was nothing but a little wimpy weakinling ok but hey at least masterchief can beat a brute thats got to make you feel beter at least he can beat something

  59. Spartan-117 November 30, 2007 at 5:59 am -      #59

    your just annoyed copycat because u know spidey is sh!t d ur a dumb*ss - let’s keep it clean people…

  60. Spartan-117 November 30, 2007 at 6:03 am -      #60

    P.S I have read the HALO books and five spartans with no armour on, beat the **** out five soldiers wearing Mark II monjlnir armour. Spidey is a dickhead.

  61. yo ma November 30, 2007 at 2:42 pm -      #61

    mc can snipe some emo teen outa the sky in an instant.


  62. copycat December 2, 2007 at 2:22 am -      #62

    lol im annoyed yawn you just cant admit that masterchief doesnt have what it takes to cut it in the big leagues lets just say hes beter fighting big dumb aliens that are easy to kill than someone or something thats faster stronger and smarter oh and even if masterchief in his armor it dont matter all spidermans got to do is take his gun use his spidersense to see anything coming quickly cover masterchiefs visor for a distraction then bam spiderman wins remember masterchief cant stand up to melee attacks so once spiderman gets to him its over spiderman wins oh and spartan 117 sounds like your getting pissy im not the one kussing or writing in caps you are which shows me your the annoyed one why cant you just admit masterchief cant beat everyone huh i know its hard to admit your heroes a zero but hey at least he can beat a bunch of big dumb aliens

  63. hitman8 December 3, 2007 at 4:54 pm -      #63

    jesus christ you guys are gay master chief could pick up a pelican and spidy could only pick up a car. master chief can run faster than bullets but spidy dosent need to but mc speed cances out spidys sense and master chief a a sense to he can tell if there danger and if there a trap. master chief could get in a tank and blow up spider man a mean master chief chief can beat spider man in any way shape or form you guys just dont want to admit it. BITCHES HA HA HA.

  64. copycat December 4, 2007 at 11:09 pm -      #64

    oh yawn like ive mentioned before masterchief relies on his suit id like to see him take on venom or carnage spiderman is a ledgendary hero with skills that far surpass masterchief oh ohhhhh and id really really love to see masterchief run lol faster than a bullet outside of his armor which of course we all know he wouldnt be able to do oh and he wouldnt be able to pick up a pelican either just admit it masterchiefs just a guy that shoots he uses 98 percent guns ohh and two hits from spiderman and bamm its over remember masterchief cant stand up to a simple melle attack without his shilds dying leaving only the metal which spiderman would easily smash through leaving only the creamy middle oh and do you think spidermans gonna fight without using his webs he could web masterchiefs whole body together using his stronger webs and even if masterchief somehow managed to break out of them it would be to late cause hed just be standing there vulnerable and in the open making him an easy target for spiderman to finish him off now admit it ok spiderman wins against a big bulky tincan spiderman wins

  65. copycat December 4, 2007 at 11:11 pm -      #65

    oh and no matter how fast masterchief is its no good against spidermans spidersense cause no matter how fast you are if your opponent can sense whats coming they can easily dodge or counter attack

  66. Doomeelydee December 5, 2007 at 11:30 pm -      #66

    hahahahahaha. wow. Spidey all the way. YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE A SUPER HERO WITH A CUP OF BULLETS. Every super hero has gone against his/her fair share of Bullets shot at them. COPYCAT know what hes saying. Everyone who said Chief needs a life.

  67. mcbac508 December 6, 2007 at 1:19 pm -      #67

    ur mom needs a life

  68. Robert December 6, 2007 at 2:53 pm -      #68

    For those who said that chief is not strong outside of his armour READ THE BOOKS he can punch through steal plating and ripe turrets off of a solid titanium power suit. also no ammount of webbing can get through shields AND SHIP GRADE ARMOUR. so even if Spiderman got a chance to strike what would he use his hands? They would just shatter when hitting MC’s armour.

  69. copycat December 6, 2007 at 10:54 pm -      #69

    yawn im just gonna say this like ive said before ok spiderman gets masterchiefs shields down then bam he smashes at masterchief with his super strength ok listen to this next part when masterchiefs shield is all gone and he is hit by an elite he dies ok if spiderman gets his shield down bam masterchief goes down remember masterchief cant take meele attacks once his shields are gone sooooo spiderman just easily webs masterchiefs visor just as a distraction uses his spidersense to dodge whatever masterchief tries to use bam bam bam that was spiderman taking masterchief down and spiderman wins like ive said before masterchief aint got what it takes to dish it out with the big dogs lets keep him fighting those big dumb aliens at least he can beat those

  70. God December 7, 2007 at 6:14 pm -      #70

    Thanks to trends in the United states, Spidey is now an emo bitch. He is automatically disqualified.

  71. mcbac508 December 8, 2007 at 10:27 am -      #71

    mc does’nt die at the end of halo 3

  72. Unsimplified December 8, 2007 at 6:36 pm -      #72

    Spider man cant fall 2 miles straight down and survive noobs

  73. Unsimplified December 8, 2007 at 6:37 pm -      #73

    Besides spidermans defeated many strong enemies but not rebel bases, Covenant armadas, flood infestations and legions of covenant troopers.

  74. copycat December 8, 2007 at 11:35 pm -      #74

    spiderman wouldnt even hit the ground hed just use his webs to swing out of harmsway oh and spiderman has defeated groups of enemies before evil organizations assaisination attempts by the king pin hes even taken on all of his enemies when they tried to team up and beat him oh and hes even fought venom and carnage together id like to see masterchief do that anyway were talking about masterchief vs spiderman not there past battles ok i could go on and on on what and who spiderman has fought but like i said were not talking about there past battles were talking about them fighting each other ok duhh anyway masterchief loses spiderman wins ive already said how so many times

  75. master December 10, 2007 at 6:24 pm -      #75

    chief would stick him in the face and spidy would slam into a freaky wall

  76. copycat December 11, 2007 at 7:31 pm -      #76

    wow good comeback (not) like ive said before spiderman uses his spidersense to dodge whatever masterchief tries and well ive already given reasons and examples on how spiderman beats masterchief anyway spiderman wins masterchief loses ill give more examples next post on how spiderman is beter than masterchief

  77. Dan December 12, 2007 at 8:40 pm -      #77

    spider man can dodge bullets but not hundreds of them
    mc takes the cake

  78. copycat December 13, 2007 at 5:03 pm -      #78

    ok all spiderman has to do is dodge yank the gun using his webs bamm spray webs on masterchiefs visor as a distraction bamm spiderman beats masterchief into the ground spiderman wins masterchief loses oh and just to keep masterchief nice and still all he has to do is web him up and while masterchiefs strugling to get free spidermans smashimg him into the ground or he could just webs masterchief then swing him into the side of a wall over and over or throw him off the side of a cliff cause we all know masterchief cant survive big falls so many ways to beat masterchief a cliff fall a wall smash oh he can web a grenade thats thrown at him and send it back to masterchief boom masterchief dies oh and i forgot a good old fashion beat down there are so many ways but i cant name them all anyway masterchief loses spiderman wins

  79. mcbac508 December 14, 2007 at 6:08 pm -      #79

    mc can’t be killed by spidey, his armor is too strong. the only chance spidey has is yanking mc’s gun away. and then mc will just pull out his pistol. and then spidey will yank that away too. and then mc will BREAK SPIDEY’S SKULL WITH HIS POWERFUL FISTS OF FURY WHILE SPIDEY’S BUSY HOLDING ONTO HIS WEAPONS! AND SPIDEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BREAK MC’S GRIP ON HIS GUN UNLESS MC WAS DEAD! AND, LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

  80. copycat December 15, 2007 at 3:11 pm -      #80

    yawn oh were you talking tell me what happens when an elite hits masterchief two times anyone anyone ok ill answer it he dies so spiderman takes his guns tosses them away then webs masterchief as masterchief strugles to get out of the webs spiderman beats masterchief to death think of it masterchief tries to punch at spiderman but whats that oh right there his spidersenses that can dodge a move before its even thrown so spiderman easily dodges that bamm bamm masterchief is dead oh that bamm bamm sound was spiderman beating the crap out of masterchief while masterchief struggles and tries punches but hes not fast enough for spidermans spidersense and hes all webbed up you know another fun thing spiderman could do let masterchief throw a greande spiderman webs it and sticks it back to the chief and booooom masterchief is dead like i said before masterchief doesnt have what it takes to cut it with the big dogs lets keep him fighting aliens and zombies(flood)ok spidermans dealt with much stronger and i mean much stronger enemies than masterchief ok masterchief loses spiderman wins:)

  81. Robert December 18, 2007 at 2:10 pm -      #81

    I WILL tell you why that happens. MC is not nearly as strong in the games as he really is. YOu Know why? MC at full strength in the game would make it no fun at all. It is like chuck norris fight a bunch of handycapped babies that are already dead. An New Born could beat the game on Legendairy in its sleep without dying once if MC was at full stregnth. So Bungie had to tone him down. to give the game some challenge. Also you keep saying that MC fights the same enemies over and over again, which makes him a wimp. Not true… a grain of salt by itself is harmless yes… but dump enough on you and you will be crushed to death. ALso these grains of salt have ships that can destroy worlds, and MC as beat it all. So before you go and say that MC suxs because he fights the same enemies, just think of that grain of salt…Idiot. Also i would like to see Spiderman defeat the flood htat have destroyed the Forunners (that were way more advanced than any other Civ. in the entrie galaxy). Also Spiderman has one fatal flaw (as well as most other Super heroes) in that he will not kill! Which all of you know ISN’T a problem for Master Chief. (ps thank you mcbac508 for saing that about sipderman NOT beinging able to pull MC’s guns from him).

  82. mcbac508 December 19, 2007 at 5:29 pm -      #82

    amen to robert

  83. copycat December 19, 2007 at 10:09 pm -      #83

    ok first off all didint the game come out first which means thats masterchiefs original power was what was in the game whatever anyway wanna know the reason masterchief has beaten all those same old enemies that have ships ok lets see its a little thing called backup the calvary here come the troops masterchief didint do it on his own there are always marines there to help him there are always dropships that take him from place to place and pull him out when things get to overwelming oh dont forget that on all of those halos he always had his armor on always and we all know without that cheap little suit of armor he would have died oh he also has cortana and without her he wouldnt of been able to beat halo so lets see masterchiefs got marine backup cortana and his suit of armor hmm if he has that stuff i guess he didint really do it on his own did he so before you go saying masterchief beat halo all by him self remember the facts lets see spiderman doesnt have backup does he nope he doesnt have armor either does he hmm nope how about a super smart ai hmm nope so if he doesnt need all that crap to beat the enemy and masterchief does i guess we can see whos beter spiderman of course masterchiefs way to dependent on his guns and armor and cortana id love to see masterchief take on venom and carnage he would get torn apart literally oh and ill give one quick little way spiderman beats masterchief webyank his gun spray his visor for a distraction beat masterchief into the ground bamm spiderman wins oh why not name another way spiderman wins ok masterchiefs shooting at spiderman and spiderman doesnt feel like yanking his gun this time bam bam bam spiderman covers masterchiefs gun in web masterchief tries to shoot it but oh darn its all covered in web and wont shoot darn as masterchief tries to shake the gun thats stuck to him spiderman takes him down boom spiderman wins again oh and spiderman doesnt kill i know that but were not talking about those little rules and even if we are your saying that spiderman doesnt kill that means your saying hes got masterchief in a position were hes gonna kill him which means you said it yourself robert spidermans stronger than masterchief you heard it everybody robert said spidermans strong enough to kill masterchief thank you robert spiderman kills and beats and wins against masterchief and masterchief loses like i said go stick him against the flood and some elites oh yeah about that grain of salt you do know he doesnt fight a million at once cause if he did theyd kill him masterchief always fights little groups enemies not tons and tons like you said duhhhhhhh oh and if it was an all out war of covenant and masterchief masterchief would have to have his marine backup you know masterchief cant fight all those covenant on his own he needs his marine backup duhhh masterchief is just a soldier dude if he really was all that great why does he need all the backup whats that about huh thats right masterchief doesnt have what it takes to fight on his own he needs his backup anyway back to the matter at hand ill end this post like i always do masterchief loses spiderman wins

  84. mcbac508 December 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm -      #84

    mc’s backup is completely useless because they are all flood by the end of the level and how about we try mc against peter parker when they are both 13, since the BankGambling dude didn’t specify how old they were at the time of the battle

  85. Spartan-117 December 22, 2007 at 11:32 am -      #85

    Robert Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    For those who said that chief is not strong outside of his armour READ THE BOOKS he can punch through steal plating and ripe turrets off of a solid titanium power suit. also no ammount of webbing can get through shields AND SHIP GRADE ARMOUR. so even if Spiderman got a chance to strike what would he use his hands? They would just shatter when hitting MC’s armour.

    What he said.


  86. copycat December 22, 2007 at 3:50 pm -      #86

    ok first of all his backup saves him all the time doesnt matter if there weak they always save his ass always oh and the BankGambling says spiderMAN vs masterchief not john vs peter duhhh man do you ever say anything thats not duhhhhh anyway ill just say spiderman wins you know webs his guns web him up bamm bamm i wont go into how spiderman wins cause ive told you dozens of times before oh and his spidersense anyway masterchief loses cause spidermans taken on stronger faster and much tougher enemies than a guy in a suit so stop acting like masterchiefs all that cause he aint ok masterchief should stick to his day job fighting duhhhh covenant and flood covenant and flood ok leave the real fighting to the big dogs :)

  87. mcbac508 December 27, 2007 at 1:07 pm -      #87

    SPIDERMAN IS DUMB AND EMO! master chief would beast on spider-man with a beam rifle. beam rifle shots have almost instantaneous (big word!) travel so dodging them is impossible when the user is as accurate as master chief. also, since the elites and some of the other covies are on the human side mc can use covenant weapons if he wants to

  88. Joe's Mama December 29, 2007 at 8:58 pm -      #88

    I think Spidey would win but his “great power Great responsibility” would let MC win.

  89. copycat December 29, 2007 at 10:01 pm -      #89

    wow what a comeback mcbac (not)ill just say what i always say spiderman yanks that gun away from masterchief webs his visor bamm bamm spiderman wins i like how ur like haha masterchief gets to use covenant weapons thank you mcbac for proving my point about how dependent masterchief is on guns yawn spiderman wins masterchief loses dont got time to get into the details this time ill give a bunch of reasons next post on how spiderman beats masterchief and ill also tell you how in denial you are about masterchief losing because like i said before hes your hero and i know its hard for you to admit when your hero falls but hey im sure youll come around one day and finally realize masterchief just cant beat everyone its ok dude you goahead and keep being in denial duhh masterchief guns is strong guns strong oh he has duhh guns hes also strong duhhh anyway masterchief loses spiderman wins happy new years

  90. Dave January 5, 2008 at 10:16 am -      #90

    To Mcbac, Spiderman will sense the danger from the beam rifle as soon as Master Chief gets into position. His spider sense will allow him to know were each beam will go before it’s even fired, and he’s more then fast enough to dodge that.

    As for the issue of strength that Robert brought up. It was stated several times in the books that both Elites and Brutes are stronger then the Master Chief. So I fail to see how the game differs on that account.

  91. Infamous January 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm -      #91

    btw whoever thinks spidey is better than mc ur all complete idiots just to let you know both the game version and the book version would whoop spidey he would put 1 bullet up spidermans crusty ass and then tea bag him when he drops like a little bi*ch and then piss in his mouth lmao

  92. copycat January 12, 2008 at 10:46 pm -      #92

    infamous your funny just shouting random bullcrap but thats ok not everybody thinks before they speak only people that talk that way are idiots anyway spiderman has taken on so many strong people with guns masterchief is not even worthy of fighting spiderman but sinse he is all just say what i always say spiderman yanks masterchiefs guns webs his visor as a distraction then bamm bamm beats masterchief into the ground cause you all know masterchief cant stand up to mellee attacks so spiderman hits masterchief just a few times bamm spiderman wins masterchief loses want me to say it again masterchief loses spiderman wins:)

  93. copycat January 12, 2008 at 10:52 pm -      #93

    oh and infamous masterchief pisses in spidermans mouth???? sounds to me that your gay and your also saying masterchief is gay thats ok infamous you can be gay its america after all anyway i guess you being gay explains why your focused on the sexual stuff you say all that sexual stuff oh duh duh yeah he pisses in his mouth duh duh to sound manly but you know what infamous its ok be gay but let go of all that anger anyway masterchief loses spiderman wins

  94. Infamous January 15, 2008 at 9:45 am -      #94

    lol copycat you again being gay has nethin to do with it and if i were gay i would just say its a chat room i dont need 2 hide it but im not and being gay is wrong but spiderman has no chance thats the end of the story

  95. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:34 pm -      #95

    LOL nailay u said ” Can MC lift ten tonnes like spiderman i dont think so” ur right in a way nailay CHIEF CAN LIFT 66 TONS so wtf r u talking about?

  96. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:38 pm -      #96

    LOL nailay u said ” Can MC lift ten tonnes like spiderman i dont think so” ur right in a way nailay CHIEF CAN LIFT 66 TONS so wtf r u talking about? and he can do it multiple times. Spiderman hasnt been a pro soldier since 6 by the way. even if he somehow managed to trap chief in a web, chief would rip through. And have any of u nubs thought of the fact that spidermas web would simply slide off chiefs shield? u have brains? even if the web was so tight the shield would not be able to slide chief would power them down and there would be more space to move around duh

  97. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:42 pm -      #97

    PS if he made a coccoon around chief, and by a miracle chief is too weak to rip it up, hed put his arms round his sides and activatea grenade. The Grenades will tear open the web, and in the games chief survives a grenade blast and only loses his shields. His free with no shields, and spidey comes to finish him off. he attacks PURE TITANIUM A ALLOY AND MESH and wastes his strentgh till chiefs shield comes back and he simply rips spideys dik off and rapes spidey by shoving his bloodied dik into the hole made by its absence

  98. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm -      #98

    Copycat btw not to be rude or anything, but ur kinda dumb. The marines dont really help chief, alright u get about 60 marines in halo 1, 100 in 2 and 100 in 3 that actually help. Cortana doesnt really help she cant fight she only does some info. Chief didnt always have the suit he often doesnt use it. and anyway, even if he did get help he didnt when killing the flood, destroying halo, destroying the ark, and many other things. if u h8 chief please dont take it out on a forum, just cut through the crap and admit chief is owned

  99. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm -      #99


  100. Unsimplified January 17, 2008 at 8:55 pm -      #100

    so next time u make insane comments please remember that it isnt physically possible for a spider mutated man to kill a supersoldier who is stronger then an army

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