Man with No Name & Roland Deschain Vs Max Payne & Niko Bellic

Man with No Name & Roland Deschain Vs Max Payne & Nikko Bellic

Here’s a Gunslinger tag team that would be fun to watch. Here we have two contemporaries in Payne and Bellic matching their wits against the old-stare-em-down-and-draw fighters of the Old West.

Who’s gonna be left standing?

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16 Comments on "Man with No Name & Roland Deschain Vs Max Payne & Niko Bellic"

  1. Matapiojo January 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm -      #1

    “I do not aim with my hand
    He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
    I aim with my eye.

    I do not shoot with my hand
    He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
    I shoot with my mind.

    I do not kill with my gun
    He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
    I kill with my heart.”

    Gunslingers. No question about it.

  2. flyboy51 January 6, 2009 at 10:10 pm -      #2

    Roland and Blondie(man with no name)…no doubt about it. Niko would scream a bunch of obscenities and Blondie would just quickdraw his six shooter and BOOM HEADSHOT. Even in bullet time im sure Max would get owned by Roland after a few good body shots, and then a final execution shot to the head.

    Gunslingers win.

  3. ElectricDC January 7, 2009 at 12:41 am -      #3

    “When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”

    The biggest reason Blondie and Roland would dominate Niko and Payne before they could finish their monolouge. Or before they could blink.

  4. Matapiojo January 7, 2009 at 7:52 am -      #4

    “Even in bullet time im sure Max would get owned by Roland after a few good body shots, and then a final execution shot to the head.

    Gunslingers win.”

    Absolutely.

    In “bullet time” Roland still moves slightly faster than normal speed. Although I disagree with the sequence. The last of the line of Eld is anything but wasteful. He’d just put a bullet through the left eyeball of Max. He’ll also put another in the left eyeball of Niko…

    …just to be sure.

  5. flyboy51 January 7, 2009 at 11:33 pm -      #5

    Then Blondie would take the money and weapons off of them and ride away into the distance…

  6. L-W January 8, 2009 at 2:00 am -      #6

    Wrong. Blondie will take half of the money, whilst leaving Roland to hang precariously from an old wooden cross.

  7. flyboy51 January 8, 2009 at 9:54 pm -      #7

    L-W: OH HELL YEAH.

  8. Only the nose knows January 9, 2009 at 1:39 am -      #8

    Niko and Max don’t stand a chance in hell.

  9. flyboy51 January 11, 2009 at 7:38 pm -      #9

    And blondie, when at a distance, shoots roland down THEN rides away.

  10. Baron Somebody January 27, 2009 at 11:28 pm -      #10

    @Matapiojo

    They have been showing commercials with Blondie in it on AMC and I’m just wondering which movie has him where he’s like that in the picture? It looks cool so I’m curious

  11. cyborg pirate ninja jesus February 13, 2009 at 1:32 am -      #11

    im goin for niko and payne just coz the cowboys arent used to people just sneaking up behind them and shootin them and more of a straight showdown

  12. Dave September 21, 2009 at 8:47 am -      #12

    max payne and bellic.

    *bullet time* Payne could take about 20 body shots, pop some painkillers and then blow holes in both with dual berettas….thats right, not even the m4 is needed for this job.

  13. brendan July 11, 2010 at 11:10 pm -      #13

    man we need the dark tower universe on here now!!!!

  14. ka-tet19 September 19, 2012 at 1:14 pm -      #14

    just made this point in another roland debate but roland can shoot down the barrel of your gun and explode it. no question gunslingers

  15. Dr. Doctor January 8, 2013 at 7:32 pm -      #15

    “*bullet time* Payne could take about 20 body shots, pop some painkillers and then blow holes in both with dual berettas….thats right, not even the m4 is needed for this job.”
    He can take 20 body shots? Is that gameplay mechanics, or…? Also, TMWNN and Roland would aim to kill, so they would not shoot the body. They would air out Max’s head.
    =
    “im goin for niko and payne just coz the cowboys arent used to people just sneaking up behind them and shootin them and more of a straight showdown”
    Contradicts what I assume Niko’s and Max’s CIS is from this statement:
    ““When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”
    The biggest reason Blondie and Roland would dominate Niko and Payne before they could finish their monolouge. Or before they could blink.”
    So instances are now necessary to show their CIS.

  16. Rookie March 21, 2015 at 10:40 am -      #16

    Probably team 1 wins.

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