Xena Vs Aragorn

Xena Warrior Princess Vs Aragorn

Here’s a fight that takes place on almost equal grounds. Both have tons of experience fighting and both are highly skilled and passionate about who they serve…

…who wins?

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207 Comments on "Xena Vs Aragorn"

  1. elie December 26, 2008 at 7:42 pm -      #1

    well. it would be xena :P

  2. mandolorian December 27, 2008 at 8:19 am -      #2

    NO ARAGORN WINS,aragorn is better

  3. toty December 27, 2008 at 9:07 am -      #3

    xena!! i mean i like aragorn…..but xena is more likley to win that.

  4. sam13 December 27, 2008 at 6:26 pm -      #4

    well after thinking, i conclude that the warrior princess emerges as the victor.

  5. pheobe December 28, 2008 at 5:39 pm -      #5

    well to me…. i think XENA

  6. Only the nose knows December 29, 2008 at 7:23 am -      #6

    Is it a swordfight only, or can Xena use that little frisbe like thing she had?

    Also, @ Admin: The Helghast Army vs. The Cog Army

  7. Matapiojo December 29, 2008 at 8:55 am -      #7

    I hope youre aware that we know its the same person typing a different name with every entry, right.

    Just cause you keep saying Xena with a “new” post ever so often, it doesnt mean she get any better chance to win. Aragorn is a far supperior combatant.

  8. ??? December 29, 2008 at 2:05 pm -      #8

    ok i admit….that was me!!! i am sorry. but i did that because you are talking sh!t about xena. and not even one fan tried to defend her. i am sorry again. and not all the times it was me…
    sry:S

  9. Tim December 30, 2008 at 1:01 pm -      #9

    Aragorn would win this fight easlily, no offense but Xena kind of sucks compared to him.

  10. x on December 31, 2008 at 9:18 pm -      #10

    Aragorn will own her like ever one else…

  11. =[BF]=JimmieRox January 5, 2009 at 8:33 am -      #11

    You really think Xena could beat Aragorn???

    Sorry, it’s just that may be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard!

  12. JoshMcFace January 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm -      #12

    Aragorn has an almost magical essence. You could describe him one of the true kings of the RACE OF MEN, of which Xena is a part. Bow before him :)

  13. aslan January 30, 2009 at 9:54 pm -      #13

    aragon has the sword that cut off saurons hand and is the king of middle earth and hes cooler so aragorn

  14. Gobaa February 12, 2009 at 8:15 pm -      #14

    Sorry But I would have to go with Xena. Im a fan of both, but let´s face it, Xena has killed, Gods, Giants, Titans, Immortals, Pirates you name it. She has slayed everything in her way, and always comes out on top. And sure Aragon is a good fighter too, but still .. Xena is better.

  15. elie March 11, 2009 at 12:42 pm -      #15

    xena agaian. there is no way arargorn would kill xena… no matter how strong he is.

  16. Tim March 11, 2009 at 3:31 pm -      #16

    Aragorn would beat Xena so badly if he fought her. The enemies in Xena barely even put up a fight against her. If she fought a small group of uruk-hai from The Lord of the Rings they would kill her easily. Even if she just fought one uruk-hai captain like Lurtz she would be easily beaten.

  17. Cpt Olimar March 11, 2009 at 3:41 pm -      #17

    Nah, she could defeat uruk-hai, even as weak as the gods in her show are, they are stronger than uruk-hai.

  18. Tim March 12, 2009 at 4:33 am -      #18

    @Cpt Olimar:

    Hmm maybe, but she still couldn’t beat Aragorn and I’m still not sure that she could beat Lurtz because he comes quite close to winning against Aragorn at times during their fight.

  19. Captain Epic June 24, 2009 at 7:35 pm -      #19

    I was looking at Xena vs Sir Dan and Baron Somebobdy mentioned somthing about Xena fan girls I see what he means. I think Aragon will win.

  20. Pondering Fool August 5, 2009 at 9:58 pm -      #20

    Does Having an own personal army of green-transparent zombie-looking men that kill thousands of Orks/Trolls, under your command count as one of your weapons? Because if it did…..Boy, Xena would be having a really bad day……

    – pondering fool

  21. David Fontes August 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm -      #21

    I don’t think xena would win I know Xena would win because Xena would throw Her chakram in other word her disk weopon and it would break Arogons sword and if she used her super chakram it would split apart and kill Argon so xena is the Winn She is the best Only Hercules was able to beat Xena.

  22. marche August 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm -      #22

    When will people learn,that simply saying things does not make an argument…..

  23. Jwlynas August 8, 2009 at 6:57 pm -      #23

    Much as I hate to agree with barely coherant people… Xena wins this.

    Not in quality of writing or popularity (i’d hope), but in potential. Her enemies have included Gods, Champions, demons and whole armies. Aragorn, in comparison, got his ass handed to him by a troll in slabs of Black Iron, and wasn’t faring over well, movie wise against Lurtz. Had lurtz been a vaguely coherant fighter he would have struck a killing blow

  24. David Fontes September 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm -      #24

    If you can beat hercules Then you can beat xena and arogon can’t it is true arogon has a a magical sword but xena has a magical super chakram witch is stronger and in a fight Xena Would win she has fought the devil and killed him and she has fought arch Angels and the charicters on lord of the rings she can kill them all at ounce with her powers from china witch can wipe an entire Army can argon do taht no so Argon is A losing Fag Xena is the oueen of fighting And the only hercules is the king of fighting so no one can beat them.beat that bitch 5 – Diana.

  25. David Fontes September 24, 2009 at 5:25 pm -      #25

    Xena is the best Arogon can’t win becuse all xena has to do is presure point his neck and the blood flow to his brain be shut off and he be dead in 300 seconds so beat that.

  26. David Fontes September 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm -      #26

    I mean 30 seconds xena Rules

  27. Kenny C. September 24, 2009 at 5:44 pm -      #27

    @ David Fortes

    My god you’re stupid.

  28. Asger September 25, 2009 at 12:13 pm -      #28

    I 100% agree with you Kenny.

  29. David Fontes September 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm -      #29

    kenny band if i wante a come back id wipe it off your chean bitch
    so you can just suck my dick bitch

  30. Kenny C. September 25, 2009 at 6:07 pm -      #30

    @ David Fontes

    1 – Use a spell checker, because you look retarded when you misspell… whatever chean is supposed to be.

    2 – Wow, that really explains how Xena is gonna win, I’m overcome by your logic (sarcastic).

  31. Pondering Fool September 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm -      #31

    @Kenny C.

    I could literally not understand his first paragraph…..maybe if he had done spell check I could have understood his point but all I say was “fanboy”……quite a disturbing site…

    – the pondering fool

  32. Drayflare September 25, 2009 at 6:59 pm -      #32

    Aragorn would wipe Xena. Sauron, someone who helped to create Middle Eath, was scared of him. Xena does not have that. Also, Aragorn just has too much expperience. He has 100 years, or more of experience under his belt.

  33. Dave September 28, 2009 at 12:01 pm -      #33

    I find myself once again agreeing with Kenny C. What a fool, you’re a disgrace to the name David.

    Anyway, no no no. Xena will not beat Aragorn…Wow, It’s speculated hat she’s the daughter of Ares…I’m pretty sure that if she was the daughter of the God of War she would put it beyond doubt by perhaps showing some undeniably demigodly attributes. Methinksnot.

    Aragorn on the other hand is a member of that race of men (the name escapes me) who live well beyond that of a normal man and hence develop badass skills. PLUS he’s wielding Andúril meaning he’d cut Xena in half without much effort. Aragorn in one round.

  34. David Fontes September 28, 2009 at 1:06 pm -      #34

    dave you on kenny c nuts why dont you just suck his dick since you are always agreeing with him.

  35. David Fontes September 28, 2009 at 1:16 pm -      #35

    xena is a woman all she has to do is kick arogan in the balls and thats it and xena can catch arrows & spears and do flips & flips in the air. so xena wins

  36. Pondering Fool September 28, 2009 at 1:24 pm -      #36

    @ Dave

    “Aragorn on the other hand is a member of that race of men (the name escapes me) who live well beyond that of a normal man and hence develop badass skills.”

    I believe that name you were looking for is a Númenorean. They were indeed mortal men (they would still die, unlike the elves), but in terms of physical attributes, they far outclassed the average man of Middle-Earth. Aragorn lifespan is one of 210, where during the events of the War of the Ring mate, he was 87 when he met Frodo as Strider. But of course, he didn’t look like he was 87 years old, but in the prime of a life for the Númenorean race.

    “Some time after the publication of the books, Tolkien wrote that he was 1.98 m (6 ft 6 in) tall”
    – “The Lord of the Rings: A Reader’s Companion: “The Ring Goes South,” p. 272″

    Clearly, Aragorn is no average mortal man, possessing skills and strength which only a decendent of Númenor could have. Being trained by the elves since his childhood, and having decades of experience fighting off the forces of Sauron only increased his deadliness in combat. Aragorn for the win.

    – the pondering fool

  37. Asger September 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm -      #37

    Fontes is quite clearly a hypocrite gentlemen. He states Dave is the one *ahem* sucking Kennys dick,when Fontes himself in a previous post ordered Keny to suck his dick.

  38. Jwlynas September 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm -      #38

    “Anyway, no no no. Xena will not beat Aragorn…Wow, It’s speculated hat she’s the daughter of Ares…I’m pretty sure that if she was the daughter of the God of War she would put it beyond doubt by perhaps showing some undeniably demigodly attributes”

    Have you seen the show? She’s beaten DemiGods before now. What more proof does she need to give that she is demi-god herself?

    Aragorn is a mighty warrior indeed, but he’s nothing special in the combat stakes. boromir was a greater fighter, Gimli was better, Faramir was better on horseback. There wre many better warriors. Aragrion had “youth” plus experience on his side, plus a large helping of Charisma and Ranger skills.

  39. David Fontes September 29, 2009 at 11:12 am -      #39

    Jwlynas Xena isn”t Ares daughter she is his ex girlfriend and if Xena & Hercules team up they can beat Sauron & aragorn so xena & Hercules win becuse Xena is the only one with a Chakram a disc weopon and she has a super chakram that splits in two and a katana these weopons are stronger then any sword and a katana is a strong sword from japan made from folded metal and xena is more stronger so I am not goinging to be rude to you Jwlynas its those other guys i have a problem.

  40. Sapper007 September 29, 2009 at 11:38 am -      #40

    yes… xena would win… NOT…(like borat)

    @Kenny where is your chean anyways…?

    and come on, the chakhram, what a useless weapon…

    I would take oddjobs hat over xena “super chakram any day…

    Does anybody else notice that gravatars follow the same people with different names???

    also does anybody else have cartman’s voice reading these jackass fanboy comments??

  41. Jwlynas September 29, 2009 at 11:57 am -      #41

    The Chakram is a completely useable weapon. Its excellent at cutting, the blades that are situated around the rim are good for stabbing, its basic shape makes it well designed for constant, flowing attacks and the nature of the circlular design means its a good weapon for catching swords and flipping them away from their users.

    However, the Katana=best sword Evar! is overdone and incorrect. Just because movies love it doesn’t mean it works that way in real life. Otherwise no-one would ever bother with any firearm other than a Colt .45 because of its unerring accuracy and ability to kill someone wherever you hit them, explode cars just because it hit the windshield and seemingly endless ammunition.

    Despite this mostly unrelated rant, Xena wins here.

  42. Sapper007 September 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm -      #42

    what?? okay a sharpened chakram can be nasty… but its hardly a fatal weapon… a shield is much more deadly than a chakram, and a complete counter to the chakram. and its a one time use weapon, unless you run over and retrieve it… thats why Sikh wore many of them…

    Useless weapon… congrats to the writers of xena for finding an obscure useless weapon and making it nifty…

  43. David Fontes September 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm -      #43

    xena know presure points and xena super chakram comes back the one in India do and xena as a stronger sword lets face it that sword that killed sauron was broken just by stepping on it and xena’s sword is a thicker blade and if xena uses her chinese magiac that can destroy an army or her amgic tatoo powers from India she win Only Hercules can beat Xena and arogaon cant do flips or flips in the air and he doesn’t know pressure points and xena has foufht Nijas and and she fought samuris and evil demons unless argon is as strong as Hercules he can’t win. Xena Wins ask any xena Fann.

  44. David Fontes September 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm -      #44

    the Super chakram is made of a katana & xena has a sword made of the metal of Hepestas wich can only be broken by its on metal so xena wins

  45. David Fontes September 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm -      #45

    Clearly, Xena is no average mortal woman, possessing skills and strength which she has used to kill the Devil wich is a higher evil then sauron and is the king of hell and is a real evil in real life. Xena has killed Gods and fought demons arch angels 6 armed people. and she has fought Titans & Giants and she has the power to kill gods that she got from the arch angel and she would win.

  46. David Fontes September 29, 2009 at 5:43 pm -      #46

    Asger u and kenny c and dave can go suck your self off and buty fuck eachother go suck the shit out of a donkey ass And xena wins the other people on heer this comment does not envolve you just Asger,kenny C @ Dave. Xena Wins o ya

  47. Asger September 29, 2009 at 6:05 pm -      #47

    Brilliant comeback. This most certainly isn’t a twelve-year old I’m talking to here. I’m sure you must just astound people with your speeches.

  48. Kenny C. September 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm -      #48

    Wow.
    David you have done a quaptriple post… for that you are officailly given this medal
    thatt has an inscription that reads – ” I can’t complete my thoughts in my head, so I have to do it one at a time! ”

    – Please, you call those things on Xena “gods?” I beat I could beat those rag dolls with a fucking fork.

    – “Xena Wins ask any xena Fann.” – Thank god there are not more on this site.

    – While you do make a somewhat understandable argument, you are just mainly flaming me and Asger for having an opinion, that Mata supports by the way, and for that I declare you an epic fail. You’re not really arguing, you’re just being a dick.

    @ Jwlynas

    The mere fact that Aragon LIVED through all those fucking battle should tell you he is probably the best sword fighter in Middle-Earth.

  49. Drayflare September 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm -      #49

    WTF David? She killed the Devil? You’re putting her on the scale of Ghost Rider? No. Just…. No. It doesn’t matter what she fought, except if it’s brutal. She will win because Aragorn can’t do Backflips? Explain that please….. He has armor, that negates pressure points… And what about his hunting knife? It’s a big ass knife. That could easily kill her with one hit to the chest. Can she block a foot long knife coming at you, then block a sword, one that cuts through rock? I doubt that……

    Aragorn and 300 warriors made a stand at basically the gates of hell……. Orcs, thousands of them, poured out. And they kept coming….. Aragorn blocked the swing from a troll. That takes so much strength…. He’s beast. He basically made a god scared of him, by looking at him. He was the best of the best. A crackshot with a bow, and a master with a sword. He could take on Hercules. Maybe even stalemate him……. He can’t beat Hercules, he’s a god, and one of the strongest.

  50. Kenny C. September 29, 2009 at 6:34 pm -      #50

    ” Wow.
    David you have done a quaptriple post… for that you are officailly given this medal
    thatt has an inscription that reads – ” I can’t complete my thoughts in my head, so I have to do it one at a time! ” ”

    – I’m beginning to think that was too harsh, He’s only a xena fanboy! He can’t help it.

  51. Jwlynas September 29, 2009 at 6:34 pm -      #51

    “The mere fact that Aragon LIVED through all those fucking battle should tell you he is probably the best sword fighter in Middle-Earth.”

    Not really… I’m sure that army of men that stood with him had survived a great many battles too, it doesn’t mean they were all the best of the best. Some will have been lucky, some will have been tough, some will have been well skilled.
    Aragorn was all three, plus by the end he was the King, and before that the leader of the Dunedain, which does tend to make people look out for you.

    I’m not saying Aragorn was weak, merely that he wasn’t the strongest, most skilled, or most immortal. He was above average in everything.

    Xena on the other hand, generally accomplishes her goals alone, or with the aid of one, mostly useless, sidekick. This tends to make me think “Hmm… Xena must kick ass” but apparentally makes you think “Wow, Xena’s enemies suck”.

    Different opinions, fine, but give me some evidence that her enemies sucked, barring that she defeated them.

  52. Asger September 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm -      #52

    Correct me if I’m wrong,but isn’t Aragorn supposed to have a superhuman degree of speed?

  53. Jwlynas September 29, 2009 at 7:16 pm -      #53

    Well superhuman is subjective, but yes he’s faster than other humans. So too is Xena.

  54. orpheus12 September 29, 2009 at 7:42 pm -      #54

    apparently some people don”t like Xena . Maybe she sould actually have a fair fight with someone closer to her skills.

  55. orpheus12 September 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm -      #55

    apparently some people don”t like Xena . Maybe she should actually have a fair fight with someone closer to her skills.

  56. Drayflare September 29, 2009 at 8:13 pm -      #56

    That’s true. Maybe Legolas, or Gimli? Or Boromir?

  57. Jwlynas September 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm -      #57

    Someone give a vaguely good reason why Aragron would win, please?

    Other than “I don’t like Xena and the acting of the show was bad”

  58. David Fontes September 30, 2009 at 1:07 pm -      #58

    Drayflare xena can block any sword and kkife with her sword super chakraam and xena did fight the devil go on google and type xena vs Mephistopheles and they show taht xena fought the devil and orpheus12 tell these aragorn fans that unless Araorn was hercules he can’t beat Xena and xena is the female verson of Hercules & xena killed hercules when he lost his powers and and xena is as coragous and strong as any male hero you guys dont like xena because she is a girl.and xena has a sidekick because her sidekick followed her in the first episode Jwlynas and xena grew an attachment. and hercules is a demigod. Drayflare Hercules is half god and he can just die like any human if you manijed to get him you can kill him and but hercuels came to life afther xena killde him xena has been a warlord and fought in many battles and fought while she was pregnate can sragor do that and xena has no ever lost a battle except against Hercules & xena has fought her own daughter who is just as good a xena and xena daughter can kill aragorn.xena can pressure ponit Aragorns neck and cut off the blood flow to his brain so he be dead in 30 seconds. Arogons knife wouldent be able to penatrate xenas Breast pleat armor and xena is the best horse rider she has her a horse named Argo who comes to her with a whistle and is a better archer the legales and Xena & Hercules Are teh ultimate Fighters on Earth when it comes to swords and ancient times. tehere xena wins.

  59. Pondering Fool September 30, 2009 at 11:04 pm -      #59

    @David Fontes

    Though I disagree with you, I do have a piece of advice mate. Other people might actually agree with you, IF, you decide to use pronunciation every one and a while. Maybe a period or fewer run-on sentences.

    ” is a better archer the legales and Xena & Hercules Are teh ultimate Fighters on Earth when it comes to swords and ancient times. tehere xena wins.”

    Uhm, please explain how Xena is better archer than Legolas, one of,if not greatest archer of all of middle earth? I really would like to know how you believe this.

    – the pondering fool

  60. David Fontes October 1, 2009 at 10:54 am -      #60

    watch xena series finale and you will see she is a better archer or xena episode maternal instincts.you will see why xena is the better archer.

  61. Baron Somebody October 1, 2009 at 11:05 am -      #61

    A better archer? Really? That statement is laughable at best…I bet even Mario could beat Xena…

  62. Space marine October 1, 2009 at 11:09 am -      #62

    “I bet even Mario could beat Xena…”

    DO IT!

  63. Baron Somebody October 1, 2009 at 11:58 am -      #63

    You know, I will…all it takes is one fireball to end her LOL

  64. Asger October 1, 2009 at 1:18 pm -      #64

    “I bet even Mario could beat Xena”

    Well lets face it,anyone on this site can spend all day listing characters that could beat Xena.

  65. Pondering Fool October 1, 2009 at 4:54 pm -      #65

    Well lets face it,anyone on this site can spend all day listing characters that could beat Xena.

    Lets start: Superman, Hulk, MC (I know it is bitter to say that, but still….), Thor, Sephiroth, Juggernaut, Ghost Rider, Space Marine, Dr. Strange, Wolverine……man, getting tired already, but soo much more to post down….maybe tomorrow

    – the pondering fool

  66. Cpt Olimar October 1, 2009 at 5:06 pm -      #66

    @Pondering Fool
    Oh me, me! I know one!
    Captain Olimar!!!!!

    Awww even Xena can beat him :(

  67. Kenny C. October 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm -      #67

    @ Pondering Fool

    Don’t forget Kharn….man, what a great guy!

    1d4chan.org/wiki/Kharn

  68. Pondering Fool October 1, 2009 at 5:11 pm -      #68

    “@ Pondering Fool
    Don’t forget Kharn….man, what a great guy!”

    Was considering it, really was. But than I was like “Why would Khorne want the skull of Xena of all people? Kharn was better things to do with his time than killing Xena- the warrior princess with super flying donut-things (chakraam, but donuts-things sounds better).

    – the pondering fool

  69. Kenny C. October 1, 2009 at 5:16 pm -      #69

    @ Pondering Fool

    He would kill her just to get the Xena fanboys and girls to shut up…. and then kill all of her world’s “gods.”

  70. Pondering Fool October 1, 2009 at 5:18 pm -      #70

    @ Pondering Fool
    He would kill her just to get the Xena fanboys and girls to shut up…. and then kill all of her world’s “gods.”

    Or…..nah, I like your idea too much mate. He could make a business out of it, killing fan-boy/girls idols for the glory of Khorne (and make a nice profit out of it). Next one on his list……Master Chief

    – the pondering fool

  71. Asger October 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm -      #71

    Allow me to throw in some suggestions: Bullseye,Spiderman,Captain America,Batman,The Joker,Rorschach,Punisher,Daredevil,Moon Knight,Spawn,Rhino,The Care Bears,etc,etc,etc…

  72. Drayflare October 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm -      #72

    David, use punctuation……. Plus, She can block anything with her Chakram? I doubt that.,…… Hercules is half god? I can agree to that, but saying she beat him, as a pure human……. But when he lost his strength. Aragorn would kick him, and he would be dead like that….. Aragorn is beast, and there is no denying it. And, Jwynas, here is your info.

    Aragorn made a maiar, a world creating thing, be scared of him… No easy task.
    He fought against a troll, and blocked it. Extremely hard…… It would hit Xira and her Charkram thing would crumble…..

    Maybe my best bit of proof…. Aragorn was matched up against King Arthur. And is holding up against him…. Could Xira fight King Arthur? Of course not. Not many sword wielding people can.

    @ David… Get some sense. Legolas could put an arrow in your eye from 200 feet…… and, in the two towers, Tolkein writes this…… “…. And in the blink of an eye, Legolas had his bow drawn to full pull, and an arrow nocked.” She can’t beat that speed, or that accuracy.

  73. Sapper007 October 1, 2009 at 5:42 pm -      #73

    @xena fans
    Shut your mouth you stupid little twits…
    Xena comes from the bronze age… around 1300 BCE which places her in the bronze age she would have to wield bronze weapons… you know, being from the bronze age.
    so stop thinking to yourself that Aragorns sword is going to be blocked by a weapon of such inferior strength.
    And quit comparing xena to hercules. The depicted hercules could not be the Hercules of yore because that Hercules died 50 years prior to the fall of Troy[1], a scene depicted on a xena episode…
    And the chakram cant be made from a “katana” because the japanese sword didnt come around til the Muromachi period (1336 to 1573) AD[2]

    So you think Xena can block steel with bronze??? maybe. but Narsil is not just steel. Here are some examples of the magic contained in Anduril, the flame of the west.
    .
    ..the sword of Elendil filled Orcs and Men with fear, for it shone with the light of the sun and of the moon, and it was named Narsil. …Thus Narsil came in due time to the hand of Valandil, Isildur’s heir, in Imladris…[3]

    But even as the orc flung down the truncheon and swept out his scimitar, Andúril came down upon his helm. There was a flash like flame and the helm burst asunder. The orc fell with cloven head.[4]

    Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out.[5]

    Charging from the side, they hurled themselves upon the wild men. Andúril rose and fell, gleaming with white fire. A shout went up from wall and tower: “Andúril! Andúril goes to war. The Blade that was Broken shines again!” …Three times Aragorn and Éomer rallied them, and three times Andúril flamed in a desperate charge that drove the enemy from the wall.[6]

    on reference 4 orc armor “They wore thick black armor of many flexible peices of sharpened plate steel.”

    Xena has nothing that can take the ring mail that aragon wore in the final battle nor the helmet he wore.

    Die you cockroach type fans, Die…

    (exceptions are of course made to, J as he tried to bring facts)

    [1]The Histories, Herodotus, Aubrey De Selincourt, Trans., Penguin Classics, Revised Edition, 1972
    [2]Library of Congress Country Studies. – Japan
    [3]^ Tolkien, J. R. R. (1977), Christopher Tolkien, ed., The Silmarillion, Boston: Houghton Mifflin, “Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age”, ISBN 0-395-25730-^ [4]Tolkien, J. R. R. (1954), The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings, Boston: Houghton Mifflin (published 1987), “The Bridge of Khazad-dûm”, ISBN 0-395-08254-4
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  74. UnseenWatcher October 1, 2009 at 6:31 pm -      #74

    Let’s see.

    Aragorn was raised by Elves ever since his father died when he was but a little lad, granting him wisdom beyond imagination and incredible tactical insight. Furthermore he was trained in the Elven sword art, which is a combination of several real-life asian martial art forms, quick, powerful, and accurate (with a zweihander no less).

    Another extremely useful ability is his foresight, which he learned during his time with the Dunedain. This allows him to read and predict the attack patterns of his adversaries, not that he’s going to need it against Xena the ‘warrior’ princess.

    Xena’s fighting techniques, and I can tell you this as an experienced Kenjutsu practitioner, are rather clumsy and sluggish. In fact, I’m pretty sure I could disarm her with one rapid move before she even realized what the heck was going on.

    In short, she’s up against an opponent who’s smarter, more experienced (he’s in his mid-eighties during the War of the Ring, and has spent most of those years fighting, tracking, commanding, etc.), faster, and a superior fighter.

    And to clear the following things up:

    Xena gods =/= Greek gods of Old
    Xena Hercules =/= Greek Herakles of Old

    The disparity in power between the two versions is hilarious. The ‘real’ Ares would blink her and her gods out of existence while the ‘real’ Herakles would snap her frail body like a twig and then continue to beat her gods to goo afterwards.

    Sigh, I can only imagine the sheer carnage if Kratos and/or The Spartan were to be unleashed upon the Xenaverse.

  75. Sapper007 October 1, 2009 at 6:52 pm -      #75

    Ares/Mars depending on your Greek or Roman preference was in love with Aphrodite, which xena is most certainly not… so we know the Xena Ares and the Ares of yore are different. which leaves kevin smith with nothing but tea bags…

  76. Pondering Fool October 1, 2009 at 7:06 pm -      #76

    “Xena gods =/= Greek gods of Old
    Xena Hercules =/= Greek Herakles of Old
    The disparity in power between the two versions is hilarious. The ‘real’ Ares would blink her and her gods out of existence while the ‘real’ Herakles would snap her frail body like a twig and then continue to beat her gods to goo afterwards.”

    Mate, I totally agree. Xena universe is an a front to the world of Greek mythology……Butchered the myths so much, alas, I pains my hands just to write about the blasphemy that is Xena….

    – the pondering fool

  77. David Fontes October 2, 2009 at 11:08 am -      #77

    Xena was taught Matial arts from her mento Lao Ma who is a chiense master who is a far better master then elfs and she taught xena hao to use magicic that can destroy an hole army. and xena super chakram is made from a katana and xena original chakram is made from the samme creator who made king arthors sword excalibar and xena chakram has the power to kill gods. so xena is more superior then any sword fighter hero.

  78. David Fontes October 2, 2009 at 11:10 am -      #78

    xena can catch any arrow and any spear ha

  79. Baron Somebody October 2, 2009 at 11:20 am -      #79

    Hey David go check out the Sir Dan vs Xena thread

  80. Sapper007 October 2, 2009 at 1:50 pm -      #80

    I call bull shit on the chakram katana thing…. katana’s are japanese for 1 thing for 2 they didnt exist when xena was running around…

    So heres what would happen… :
    aragon shoots an arrow
    Xena catches it
    Xena throws worthless super disk
    Aragorn deflects it
    aragorn sweeps down to strike
    xena tries to block with her swords
    aragorns sword cuts thru the bronze swords and kills xena.

    Aragorn for the BankGambling award

  81. David October 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm -      #81

    xena katana sword would break aragorns sword and and xena catches arrow and throws it back and xena super chakram and aragorn cant deflect super chakram its spplits in half and xena super chakram cuts Aragorns sword and xena uses her chinese magic to kill him and every one on lord of the rings and you don’t like xena because she is a girl and aragorn is no hercules and only hercules can beat Xena and xena sword might break then she do a flip go behind aragorn a snap his neck Xena @ Hercules are invincible and give up oaky no matter what you guys say XEna wins okay BITCH?

  82. Asger October 2, 2009 at 4:42 pm -      #82

    My god I’m getting a migraine….

    If you at least used some FUCKING PUNCTUATION,then people might take you seriously. Instead you feel that rambling like a drunken parrot,repeating the same things over and over again.

    Unseen Watchers post outlines everything you need to know.

  83. Pondering Fool October 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm -      #83

    “xena katana sword would break aragorns sword and and xena catches arrow and throws it back and xena super chakram and aragorn cant deflect super chakram its spplits in half and xena super chakram cuts Aragorns sword and xena uses her chinese magic to kill him and every one on lord of the rings and you don’t like xena because she is a girl and aragorn is no hercules and only hercules can beat Xena and xena sword might break then she do a flip go behind aragorn a snap his neck Xena @ Hercules are invincible and give up oaky no matter what you guys say XEna wins okay BITCH?”

    Wow….Sapper, did you read this? Lets just say, somehow, an arrow fell in Xena’s hand. How is she going to throw it back it him with any force to actually kill or even wound him? Plus, I highly doubt that it is even possible to throw an arrow with enough speed to hit Aragorn, a person who is almost superhuman (Numerean are stronger,taller,faster than men of middle earth)

    Second on terms of weapons:
    Tolkien confirms that this glow was not simply due to reflection or polishing in a private letter, where he describes Andúril as glowing with an “elvish light”.[6]
    Unlike Sting and Glamdring, Narsil/Andúril was not described to glow in the presence of Orcs, and it did not glow blue. Rather, it glowed with a red light in sunlight, and a white light in moonlight. Thus, the sword was enriched with the talents of three great races of Middle-Earth – Dwarves, Elves and Men – further illustrating its perfection as a symbol of kingdoms reunited and kinship triumphant.
    – wikipedia.

    A sword crafted by first dwarves, then reforged by Elves is somehow going to lose to a regular katana? Of course, that makes perfect sense.

    Third, what the heck is this:
    “xena uses her chinese magic to kill him and every one on lord of the rings”
    Yes, of course Xena can actually take down the Valar, Suaron, Whitch King, Istari, Maiar, plus all the nations of good and evil. I wonder why people don’t think this through……so unfortunate.

    – the pondering fool

  84. Drayflare October 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm -      #84

    Good god, just shut up David. How do you break a neck through steel? I doubt it would break Anduril, Anduril is a beastly sword…… Aragorn’s ancestor basically killed a god, if you want to put it that way. Islidur…. He cut off the ring, and basically killed Sauron…..

    David Is the reason I hate fanboys, and try my best to stay away from being one. If I ever turned into that, I would slice my little fanboy, or fangirl,’s throat,, in David’s case, out of sheer horror that I could be something so ugly.

    Come back from that without using punctuation, curses, or all capitals, cause those last two seem to come easily to you, unlike punctuation.

  85. Sapper007 October 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm -      #85

    Davids a jack ass… katana’s didnt exist during xena, and neither did real martial arts…

  86. Pondering Fool October 4, 2009 at 10:29 pm -      #86

    “Davids a jack ass… katana’s didnt exist during xena, and neither did real martial arts…”

    Well, I agree with you mate on a historical point of view. But Xena isn’t meant to be historically accurate (or at least I hope so…..because if it was, I really pity the parents of the directors….such a sad case to have such a stupid child). I don’t think historical accuracy should strip Xena of her katana or martial arts. But that doesn’t mean she would win. Anduril would cut the man-made katana clean in two, then moving on the Xena’s head.

    – the pondering fool

  87. Ruben Fontes October 5, 2009 at 6:08 pm -      #87

    XEna wins and you guys leave my brother alone you pussys

  88. Matt Beans October 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm -      #88

    You guys are retarted.Xena can throw an arrow. becuse she is no ardnary woman. and you aragorn faggits are gay hoes.

  89. Pondering Fool October 5, 2009 at 10:30 pm -      #89

    “XEna wins and you guys leave my brother alone you pussys”

    Wait, so since we disagree with your brother, we are somehow pussies? Well then, eventually everyone you meet is going to be a pussy. That would just be a tad uncomfortable don’t you think? Now mate, I don’t think you are an idiot, but I would like to know why you think Xena would win, besides “Xena wins”.

    “You guys are retarted.Xena can throw an arrow. becuse she is no ardnary woman. and you aragorn faggits are gay hoes.”

    Mate, I could use that same argument. Aragorn is a full-blooded decedent of Númenor. Meaning, he is physically superior to the best of the middle earth men. But that does not mean he can just randomly grab an arrow, through it with enough force to actually pierce Xena’s armor, let alone with any aim.

    – the pondering fool

  90. Sapper007 October 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm -      #90

    Xena cannot win, she is an epic fail…

  91. Pondering Fool October 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm -      #91

    “Xena cannot win, she is an epic fail…”

    Well, compared to a race of physically superior men (Numereans), who beats her out in terms of experience (has over 70 years of experience by LOTR), superior weaponry (elven sword anyone?), and way more battle experience (Helm’s Deep, Pleaneor Field, Black Gate and etc.), then yes, Xena does fail at this match….

    – the pondering fool

  92. David & Ruben October 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm -      #92

    You Guys xena can only be killed by hercUles get that through you thick skulls you pee brains. aragon can only swing a sword xena knows better skills and xena’s enemy callisto can even beat aragorn becaues callisto is a goddess who is a almost as good a fighter as xena so ha

  93. David & Ruben October 13, 2009 at 1:19 pm -      #93

    You Guys xena can only be killed by hercUles get that through you thick skulss you pee brains.

  94. Battra Boy October 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm -      #94

    Since when can Xena only be killed by Herc’? I’m pretty sure a sword through Xena’s skull’d do the trick.

  95. Sapper007 October 13, 2009 at 2:43 pm -      #95

    yep, sword through the dome

  96. Pondering Fool October 13, 2009 at 5:04 pm -      #96

    “You Guys xena can only be killed by hercUles get that through you thick skulss you pee brains.”

    What the hell? Where is that stated? Do you mean, she was only beaten by Hercules in her series? Because I am pretty sure, (yes, i must say it), the fan-boys favorite…..Master Chief, would annihilate her. Unless, she can some how dodge thousands of bullets, energy weapons, and gains superhuman strength…..

    – the pondering fool

  97. X on October 13, 2009 at 5:37 pm -      #97

    “yep, sword through the dome”

    Or in the gut.

  98. Marche October 13, 2009 at 5:41 pm -      #98

    “You Guys xena can only be killed by hercUles get that through you thick skulss you pee brains.”

    So what your saying is if kharn swiped gorechild through her dome,she will somehow still be alive?

    Or is The silver surfer used his power to destroy xena’s general area,she would live?

    Proof pl0x,

  99. Jwlynas October 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm -      #99

    …David is really making it hard for me to care either way.. Ah well, I’ve always loved a challenge

    “Three times Aragorn and Éomer rallied them, and three times Andúril flamed in a desperate charge that drove the enemy from the wall.[6]”

    Thats hardly proof of Aragorns skill, its more a mixture of the morale boost that comes from a famous sword and its kingly wielder. That the mens morale was broken three times. Were Aragorn the best swordsman of the time, and capable of making such a mockery of people as you claim, there would have been quite a different reaction. Indeed, all of the things you mention are either unhelpful (A superbly made sword that glows but shows no other magical properties is still just a sword. that it can break through an Orc helmet is a sign of how ramshackle the helmet was, and how strong the blow was) or to do with Morale rather than skill.

    Aragorn is a leader of Men. One of the best, but still. Xena is a solo fighter first, and a leader second. He whole life has been bouncing from one battle to another, facing beasts more impressive than orcs, or fireshocked weakened ringwraiths. Mighty giants, centaurs, witches, knights, wholly historically out of place warriors. A huge variety, as opposed to Aragorns, where its basically Orc with bad armour, big orc with bad armour, a few men, with good armour.

    She’s fought better than Aragorn and won. I know, its painful to admit, but please at least pretend this has been the only, mostly coherant, well spelt, punctuation filled post for Xena, and think without bias.

  100. Pondering Fool October 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm -      #100

    “She’s fought better than Aragorn and won. I know, its painful to admit, but please at least pretend this has been the only, mostly coherant, well spelt, punctuation filled post for Xena, and think without bias.”

    Though I disagree with you mate, i appreciate you coherent, well-written post. If only…some people, actually tried to write half as well, this might have been a better debate….

    – the pondering fool

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