Group Combat: Another Go’Round

Darth Vader Vs Glitch Vs Master Chief Vs Starkiller Vs Neo Vs Yoshimutu Vs Sir Daniel Fortesque Vs Dante

So here we have another match of 8 fighters going against each other. For this fight all combatants have all their abilities/weapons/attacks available to use.

The battleground is set on ‘Last Resort” from Halo 3 –

Who wins?

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150 Comments on "Group Combat: Another Go’Round"

  1. Zach January 2, 2009 at 9:15 am -      #101

    Neo pwns all. He would just beat them all by going martial arts on them.

  2. =[BF]=JimmieRox January 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm -      #102

    There is that yes, however I quite like Dante and I don’t believe Neo can die unless he chooses to, so that puts paid to that theory. Although that said, I may be wrong in which case Dante would probably win unless Neo could accelerate himself to an even greater level therefore effectively stopping time himself. Yet Neo still has to evade the energy emited by the Artemis gun and unless he could defuse, absorb or stop it he would be in serious trouble!

  3. Baron Somebody January 4, 2009 at 7:11 pm -      #103

    Sir Dan could deal with Dante easily

  4. LaSt s0n 0f KrYpToN January 7, 2009 at 3:03 am -      #104

    Alright i’m not going to try to pick a winner but it seems if Dante is being underestimated. Teleportation,Sword master,Gun master,Devil trigger, Regeneration,Flight,Doppelganger,Slow down time,Shoot fireballs,Wall running,Double jump,Invulnerability,Martial arts master,Blinding speed. I’m not saying he would win ,but i see him being misrepresented. I just don’t know enough about the other contestants.

  5. seth94 January 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm -      #105

    this fight is going to be interesting.

    the most powerfull characters are vader, chief, dante, starkiller, neo and yoshimitzu.

    daniel , master chief and gutch have a nice bullet rain. master chief is defeated by dans sword while he shots towards gutch. but dans crossbow is no match for gutch’s cannon

    meanwhile the siths are fighting with yoshimitzu and dante fights neo while gutch is shooting to all fighters.

    first dante and neo:
    dante must go close to neo because he can stop the bullets. of corse matrix makes dante slower for neo, but he has cerberus and behemoth. after a fast and really hard fight (the figt was long but the attacks were fast) dante gets control and punches neo down, but a finishing attack is not falling, because gutch shot on dantes head and he has to protect himself by jumping away. while this jump dante shoots many bullets in gutch’s head.

    while the epic figt between dante and neo is going on the siths are still fighting with yoshimitzu. after a furious epic battle yoshimitzu is able to hurts starkiller, but vader use this short time were yoshimitzu has no defense and kills him. he also kills starkiller. sith kills sith. it was so and it will be so.

    the fight gets furious now. while this sword fight is going to be crazy dante hits the saber of vader so hard that vader loses it. dante jumps back to gets away from neos attack. vader has his again and is ready to fight on. now dante takes nevan and rocks for victory. neo isn’t able to protect himself to the lightnings and gets down but vader blocks the lightnings and reflects them. dante use quicksilver to gets away from them. with cerberus dante is finally able to knocks down vader and he kills him with his sword.

    the winner is dante

    (to dantes styles and weapons:
    i only know DMC3 so i only know the weapons and styles from there)

  6. hellatus February 6, 2009 at 4:57 am -      #106

    can mc be affected by force if he is in a bubble shield

  7. Baron Somebody February 16, 2009 at 6:44 am -      #107

    @hellatus

    Yes, the Force is in all things

  8. hellatus February 17, 2009 at 6:27 am -      #108

    oh ok can dan be affected by his own drumstick, u know if vader uses the force to throw it back?

  9. Baron Somebody February 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm -      #109

    @Hellatus

    By the time the drumstick ws thrown and Darth picked it up he would have been turned into chicken already

  10. Wraith March 4, 2009 at 11:33 am -      #110

    Must note, is NOT fought in the Matrix. Neo’s the first to go down. Other than that, it would come down to the two force users, and in that case, I would go Darth Vader. He’s the more powerful and experienced force user, and by far the better Light Saber wielder. Darth Vader has been formally trained both as a Jedi and as a Sith.

  11. Albert Wikowonkavitz March 13, 2009 at 6:27 pm -      #111

    Either Darth Vader or Neo. No wait, just Neo.

  12. sangheli_special_ops_elite May 14, 2009 at 8:05 pm -      #112

    first to die: neo (this isn’t in the matrix so he’s normal)
    second: yoshimitsu
    third: glitch
    fourth: sir daniel
    fifth: master chief
    sixth: dante
    seventh: Darth Vader

    winner: Sir Daniel

  13. HK-47 June 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm -      #113

    Getting late where i am so i cant be bothered to make a long paragraph sorry :)

    In the end i think it would come down to vader and starkiller as weve already seen what happens when vader fought starkiller id say galen takes this.

  14. Baron Somebody June 21, 2009 at 2:17 am -      #114

    I nominate Starkiller for the FP award

  15. Baron Somebody July 14, 2009 at 4:25 am -      #115

    Reading my past comments makes me laugh, in addition to L-W’s as well lol

  16. DivineChaos88 July 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm -      #116

    Dante wins this. His speed and strength outmatch any of the others.

  17. Dante Chief July 30, 2009 at 9:11 am -      #117

    In the end it would be against Dante and Starkiller and i don’t think Starkiller could beat Dante. DANTE FTW!!!

  18. Jackson July 31, 2009 at 9:38 am -      #118

    I think Starkiller would win due to his overall dominating power but MC would have an advantage in the fact that he knows the arena.

  19. REAPER3fitty August 30, 2009 at 9:12 pm -      #119

    Dante for the win
    he is immortal he has defeated immortal enemies
    his dt makes him invincible bullets swords, warthogs, wont due shit because he has survived impnlment, being eat alive, shot in the head, great falls, lit on fire, frozen in absolute zero and many more with npthing more than a chuckle
    he has pandora which has 666 different forms
    yamato can open a rift in time and kill all who are within range
    the first to die is dan and yoshimitsu cus yoshi just melee fight and dan is a pussy
    neo will die to starkiller
    vader and starkiller fight while mc looks for good weapons and dante is ontop of the windmill laughing
    once sk kills vader chief comes in all stupid and shit and shoots sk while he uses the force to block it all
    he then proceeds to FORCE FUCK( i just made it up) mc until he dies

    then sk thinks he wins while ante jumps down and an epic sword, force, magic, gun battle ensues
    sk impales dante and claims victory until dante pulls the saber out and stabs starkiller int the back of the head and blows him away with pandors omen

    Dante for fp award admin please

  20. ELEDWEN TINUVIEL March 31, 2010 at 9:05 pm -      #120

    Starkiller or Darth Vader, any one more can’t win in this battle, may be Neo but just into the Matrix

  21. Paladino November 28, 2010 at 4:50 am -      #121

    Glitch can win this because he is Robot(which makes his accuracy better than anyone) and also he is very tactical(sit in hidden spot and shoot the other contestants with his Rivet Gun and Ripper).

    Or just Going charge to the frontline using Cleaner, Toaster and Scatter Blaster

  22. Based God November 29, 2010 at 10:29 pm -      #122

    How the fuck this thread die!! Was there a conclusion settling who wins this match or did people just quick… But anyway I say Dante has the advantage because he has alastor and all the elements on his side

  23. Dustin Voss December 19, 2010 at 5:17 am -      #123

    Match rules are that everyone has their powers. Neo only has powers in the Matrix, therefore this battle takes place in the Matrix. The Matrix is simulating the Force, etc. Initially, the battle goes down like seth94 says in #5. But any time-splitting the others can do, Neo can do more, right up to the physical limits of the simulation (which by necessity is going to be faster than any of the powers in it). Neo doesn’t have the Force or the other powers because no one wrote those packages for him to download. But even without them, he is basically the Flash, but with Batman’s combat skills, flight, and big-ass guns. He wins.

  24. Dustin Voss December 19, 2010 at 5:21 am -      #124

    …oh, and telekinesis. Can’t forget that.

  25. Based God February 11, 2011 at 10:27 pm -      #125

    “abilities/weapons/attacks available to use.”

    Does this mean Dante gets the bangle of time? If so he wins

  26. CIDE February 11, 2011 at 11:58 pm -      #126

    “Or you could say Sir Dan throws a drumstick at the last second lol…”

    I don’t think anyone present has resistance to polymorph.

    “i thought neos power was limited to the matrix? or was i misinformed in my readings of BankGambling…becouse as i read it said this took place in last resort…”

    Technically? Yes. If you get right down to it even with the whole bit about how powers work in their base universe Neo is still just a technopath. He doesn’t have telekinesis, flight, super speed, super strength, matter manipulation, etc. All he has is technopathy with only very limited types of technology that he can access.

    With that said for this fight there’s nothing to indicate that he can interact with the technology of other combatants. So, that means he is almost quite literally powerless for these fights. He’s a blinde human that while having extensive tactical and martial arts knowledge is still a normal human physically.

    Neo is dead first.

    “Yoshimitsu is the leader of the Manji Party from the series of Tekken video games, basically he’s like a skeleton alien thing with a lightsaber katana”

    He’s a cyborg human. It’s hard to pull from feats for him but if he’s in any way comparable to Jin in some cutscenes he could hit with more explosive force than a bunker buster and potentially be hypersonic. Also, depending on what is considered canon (in terms of endings) then he could even have energy projection enough to obliterate a very large stone sky scraper in a single shot.

    Yoshimitsu is up in the air.

    “Starkiller, outranking Vader in his force powers and the rest in outright combat prowess simply has too much of an advantage in this fight.”

    This. Even if it came down to Galen Vs Vader then it’s already been proven who would win ultimately assuming neither combatant was injured or exhausted prior to the encounter. There is at least one person capable of knocking Vader out of this fight.

    “f Dan used his lightning (which is way deadlier than the Emperor’s)”

    Proof of this?

    “Yoshimitsu can teleport and such so I mean that won’t be a bit of a problem?”

    Problematic for all but the two force users given their battle precog.

    “he can still manipulate machines. All of a sudden Vader and Glitch became part of his arsenal.”

    Neo never showed the ability to manipulate a machine that wasn’t connected to the matrix or the various AI’s. Otherwise he could mess with things in Zion. Or he could see the ship around him rather than just Smith’s human host in the real world.

    “What of Dan? Starkiller lifts up the 5 lb. bag of bones,”

    Bones are heavier than that. You also discounted heavy iron armor and a hammer space full of weapons. To include an old-style gatling gun that weights (mounted on wheels mind you) in the range of 800 lbs.

    “In a battle where his most powerful attack is a thrown drumstick, its hard to not overlook Dan. I know your love for him, but I dont think he matches well within the parameters of this match.”

    The thrown drum stick is potentially the most lethal attack in the entire fight. It’s a polymorph to which no one has no known resistance (correct me if I’m wrong) that is nearly instant as an AOE type attack. I’m not sure precog would even give insight to what the thrown sticks would do either.

    I can’t give an accurate list as to who would get removed first, second, third, etc. This is primarily because I’m unfamiliar with some of the characters (primarily glitch) and thus will have some gaps in my post. Yoshimitsu is a distant second in lack of knowledge; however most of what I know of him stems from Soul Caliber rather than Tekken.

    I will however put all money on Dante. Yes, it’s true that Dan can polymorph him. It’s also true that Starkiller can vaporize him and Vader can potentially crush him into oblivion. The thing (aside from physical feats) that lets me put such faith into Dante is his time control. Not only Quicksilver (a learned skill that sticks with him) but also he artifacts in DMC 2 (current incarnation).

    It doesn’t matter what psi powers you have or precog if you’re frozen in time. Even with the short duration Dante is at least smart enough to know when to use it.

  27. The Geek Lord April 12, 2011 at 8:06 pm -      #127

    Oh please.
    Vader would be killed by Starkiller, who would be shot by Glitch, I suppose, who is then dismantled by MC. After that, Dan and Yoshimitsu would become pals and prance into the sunset.
    Dante decapitates MC, and then its him and Neo left.
    After that, hell, IDK.

  28. Soldier's Shadow May 8, 2011 at 1:55 am -      #128

    Well if Dante utilizes one of his chronomanipulation abilities, I think he’d be able to eliminate Galen and Vader pretty handily….

    The rest, he’ll just mop the floor with like they’re fodder.

  29. AmericanBadger September 16, 2011 at 6:58 pm -      #129

    Sir Daniel Fortesque is a boss. He’d woop everyone. Cant kill whats not alive haha

  30. StealthRanger January 6, 2012 at 12:14 am -      #130

    Meh, i’ll go with the (earlier) consensus and say Starkiller wins

  31. StealthRanger January 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm -      #131

    Starkiller for the FP Award

  32. ZomBaked Beans January 13, 2012 at 8:09 pm -      #132

    I second Starkiller’s Nomination.

    Starkiller 2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

  33. StealthRanger January 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm -      #133

    Dante solos trololo

  34. Sauroposeidon January 13, 2012 at 8:17 pm -      #134

    I don’t get how Dante or Neo can lose this one..

  35. StealthRanger January 13, 2012 at 8:19 pm -      #135

    Force Crush, TK rape, mind rape, Illusions, Precognition, Force Speed, Force Wave, Force Wound (or whatever the technique is that make people implode)

    I can quite easily

    As for Neo, CIDE covered that quite nicely

  36. StealthRanger January 13, 2012 at 8:24 pm -      #136

    So thats 2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Starkiller

  37. Sauroposeidon January 13, 2012 at 8:41 pm -      #137

    If Neo has his matrix powers he’s pretty much God, if I got the gist of things right with the Matrix. Starkiller is also a little bitch. My neutered dog could take him out. He exists because Lucas is off his rocker. His presence is a blight upon star wars and soul calibur. He doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned in SW any more than the “end of life on Endor” scenario does. He doesn’t fit and is a mary sue, beating characters out of PiS alone. No FP for his bitch ass. The reality is that if Dante is as uber as they’re saying in his fight with Kharn no one here outside of Neo has the reaction time to stop him. If he isn’t, then no one here has the reaction time to deal with Neo. They’re waaaaay too fast for Vader and that wannabe piece of shit starkiller.

  38. Sauroposeidon January 13, 2012 at 8:45 pm -      #138

    Also.. CIDE says Dante would win.. so how can you point to his post for why Dante would lose against Starkiller when it says Dante would be that little fucker?

  39. Soldier's Shadow January 13, 2012 at 9:09 pm -      #139

    How’s Dante supposed to lose when he’s far faster, far stronger and has Quicksilver here?

    ===

    Galen’s at best peak/low superhuman in durability, he won’t be able to take a hit from Rebellion or even much from Ebony & Ivory. Vader, as deduced in his battle with Sephiroth, will eventually be battered to death inside his tin can. Dante may or may not be able to penetrate but enough kinetic force could down him.

    ===

    The rest are fodder but if Dante’s to lose, only if Vader or Starkiller can TK him and decapitate before he blitz them. With many other combatants here, it could prove difficult.

  40. ZomBaked Beans January 13, 2012 at 9:22 pm -      #140

    … Starkiller can kill Dante before he realizes hes dead.

  41. Soldier's Shadow January 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm -      #141

    I know he’s got pre-cog and the necessary Force Crush ability but there are others in the match that could interrupt him or Vader from doing so.

    Also, Dante may or may not activate Quicksilver instantly either due to CIS so there’s more leeway from the boys from a galaxy far, far away.

  42. ZomBaked Beans January 13, 2012 at 9:28 pm -      #142

    “Also, Dante may or may not activate Quicksilver instantly either due to CIS so there’s more leeway from the boys from a galaxy far, far away.”

    Theres no leeway, CIS means he wouldn’t. Also, the two that look like threats to Starkiller and Vader are Dante and Yoshimitsu. They’d be force crushed right off the bat at least by Vader. Starkiller could feasibly force crush them all at once with his immense power.

  43. StealthRanger January 14, 2012 at 3:00 am -      #143

    “How’s Dante supposed to lose when he’s far faster, far stronger and has Quicksilver here?”

    Precog makes speed moot and the force users have force speed which allows them to move faster

    Oh and MASTA CHEEF SPLAZORS HIMZ AND WINZORZ!!!!!

    “Galen’s at best peak/low superhuman in durability, he won’t be able to take a hit from Rebellion or even much from Ebony & Ivory”

    Precog counters his weapons and Dantes skin, bone and muscle tissues are no stronger than a regular humans either

    “Vader, as deduced in his battle with Sephiroth, will eventually be battered to death inside his tin can.”

    All Vader needs is some decent range between him and Dante to use precog effectively and one shot Dante with any force technique seeing as Dante has no counter

    Or force illusions fuck with Dante, giving him the impression that hes winning and then TK rape him

    “The rest are fodder but if Dante’s to lose, only if Vader or Starkiller can TK him and decapitate before he blitz them. With many other combatants here, it could prove difficult.”

    Meh the combatants could have been better chosen

  44. Soldier's Shadow January 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm -      #144

    “Theres no leeway, CIS means he wouldn’t. Also, the two that look like threats to Starkiller and Vader are Dante and Yoshimitsu. They’d be force crushed right off the bat at least by Vader. Starkiller could feasibly force crush them all at once with his immense power.”

    ===

    I was saying just as you said with the Quicksilver CIS. Also, why would Dante look more like a threat to the SW duo at first glance? He’s a guy with white hair in a cowboy outfit….

    ===

    “Precog makes speed moot and the force users have force speed which allows them to move faster”

    ===

    Pre-Cog can be overwhelmed, part of the reason why Sephiroth beat Vader was because he was physically capable enough to overpower his pre-cog. Also, Force makes them faster but as fast as Mach 5? Please give proof.

    ===

    “Precog counters his weapons and Dantes skin, bone and muscle tissues are no stronger than a regular humans either”

    ===

    Dante can fire his weapons in the hundreds at fairly quick speeds considering he has infinite ammo and his handguns go rapid. Also, Dante’s healing would protect him from anything Galen or Vader throws at him sans being crushed into nothing or decapitation.

    ===

    “All Vader needs is some decent range between him and Dante to use precog effectively and one shot Dante with any force technique seeing as Dante has no counter”

    ===

    Dante can bum rush Vader and just smack him with Rebellion, rupturing his suit… He is greatly faster and stronger and has Air Trick to get closer.

    ===

    Vader’s got pre-cog but when your opponent is faster than anything we’ve seen in your universe, he can be overwhelmed.

    ===

    “Or force illusions fuck with Dante, giving him the impression that hes winning and then TK rape him””

    ===

    I can see Vader doing this but I don’t recall Starkiller ever using Mind Trick before.

    ===

    “Oh and MASTA CHEEF SPLAZORS HIMZ AND WINZORZ!!!!!”

    ===

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  45. Chuck inglish January 15, 2012 at 1:51 pm -      #145

    Dante’s mach 9 actually

  46. Eric Gigliotti January 15, 2012 at 1:54 pm -      #146

    “Also, Force makes them faster but as fast as Mach 5? Please give proof.”
    .
    Many books describe it as a blur from non-Force users. If they could move that much faster than the speed of sound, the fights would be one massive long sonic boom.

  47. Soldier's Shadow January 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm -      #147

    @Eric

    ===

    Dante is described to move as fast as a blur, he moves so fast that he looks like he’s teleporting if Air Trick is any indication. He also has super to hypersonic reactions along with a time slow.

  48. Chuck inglish January 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm -      #148

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpjpRYRLhMQ
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVtVkmTQbxY
    any similaraties.. lol human’s wouldn’t even be able to see dante move

  49. Chuck inglish January 15, 2012 at 3:27 pm -      #149

    hell, even that feat puts Dante and Vergil at Mach 15 and you can’t say the rain feat isn’t canon cause in the actual story we don’t see it because they’re to fast

  50. Amm0vamp1r3 September 28, 2012 at 10:24 pm -      #150

    I think neo takes it, he is pretty beast.

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