Group Combat: Another Go’Round

Darth Vader Vs Glitch Vs Master Chief Vs Starkiller Vs Neo Vs Yoshimutu Vs Sir Daniel Fortesque Vs Dante

So here we have another match of 8 fighters going against each other. For this fight all combatants have all their abilities/weapons/attacks available to use.

The battleground is set on ‘Last Resort” from Halo 3 –

Who wins?

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150 Comments on "Group Combat: Another Go’Round"

  1. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 11, 2008 at 11:33 am -      #1

    Vader and Starkiller team up against Sir Fortesque. Neo kills Master Chief by subsuming his suit and taking Cortana offline then sealing it and locking it’s joints so he suffocates! Dante fights and eventually wins through against Yoshimitsu, though only after a fairly epic battle. After dealing with Master Chief Neo goes on to hack through Glitches defences and fry his circuitry, shutting him down for ever! Then he dives at Sir Fortesque and absorbes his energy before shattering his soul, much in the same way he kills Agent Smith at the end of the Matrix. Then he and Dante team unite against the extraterrestrial Sith where Neo and Dante move too fast to be targeted by the force wielders and engage with guns before realising that the Sith are some how stopping the bullets, even the ones from Ebony and Ivory, and so they move in to close range and engage in hand to hand combat. Neo disarms Starkiller by turning his lightsber off then killing him by punching him so hard he causes his head to explode! Meanwhile Dante uses his sword Force Edge and his alternate form Devil Trigger to kill Vader with superior strength, speed and agility. Then Dante and Neo go chill in a stylish club and decide to work together more often.

  2. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 1:02 pm -      #2

    Thanks for adding mine…anyway…I’ll wait to see what others say but I already have a clear picture in my head

  3. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 1:18 pm -      #3

    Ok I’m sick of waiting for other people to reply so I’ll post my scenario

    The first people to go down would be Yoshimitsu, Dante, and Glitch

    Yoshimitsu gets pwned by Starkiller
    Glitch tries to shoot Neo with the S.P.E.W but Neo just sends it back at him
    Dante gets his ass pounded by Sir Dan with his hammer

    Now Darth Vader fights MC and beats him like in the last battle they fought

    Sir Dan gets Darth Vader with lightning which shorts out his suit and kills him (like in ROTJ)

    Now it’s Sir Dan, Starkiller, and Neo…so…

    Sir Dan tries to shoot Neo with his crossbow but alas he just sends the arrows back at Dan which he blocks with his golden shield

    Starkiller surprises Neo and tries to stab him but he does bullet time and avoids it

    Starkiller then picks up Neo using the Force and Force Chokes him…

    Now Sir Dan and Starkiller fight…so Dan pulls out his Magic Sword (which is glowing bright blue and is huge) and tries to fight Starkiller in sword/lightsaber combat

    Sir Dan gets his skeletal ass handed to him because his sword skills aren’t as good as Starkiller’s

    Winner= Starkiller

  4. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm -      #4

    Or you could say Sir Dan throws a drumstick at the last second lol…

  5. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm -      #5

    Ok let em add more to the Starkiller vs Dan scenario

    Dan tries to shoot Starkiller with lightning but Starkiller asborbs it into his hands and sends it back which hit’s Dan’s shield and knocks him on his ass…but ya either Dan or Starkiller would win

  6. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm -      #6

    Actually…it would be hard to hit someone with a big indestructable shield

  7. spoa December 11, 2008 at 2:30 pm -      #7

    not including neo…becouse that is retatrted darth vader becouse he is the most powerful of the jedi and nomatter how hard you try to fight it guns and demos cannot stop the force

  8. That one dude December 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm -      #8

    I think it would be against vader and his apprentice.

  9. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 3:25 pm -      #9

    Dude Sir Dan has lightning that is way more powerful than the Emperor’s, and the Emperor’s lignting killed him

  10. swifterdeath December 11, 2008 at 3:37 pm -      #10

    i thought neos power was limited to the matrix? or was i misinformed in my readings of BankGambling…becouse as i read it said this took place in last resort…

    as well who is yoshimitsu?

    but please correct me if im wrong…

  11. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm -      #11

    Yoshimitsu is the leader of the Manji Party from the series of Tekken video games, basically he’s like a skeleton alien thing with a lightsaber katana

  12. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm -      #12

    If anyone is wondering why I chose the characters I did, it’s because they are all my favorites (with the exception of MC, Dante, and Neo I added them in for variety)

  13. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm -      #13

    It was a good mix of characters, nice one Baron

  14. Baron Somebody December 11, 2008 at 5:59 pm -      #14

    Thanks if you really meant that…I’m just sick of having in all the generic characters on this site (except MC he’s always a good candidate to mess around with)

  15. L-W December 11, 2008 at 6:31 pm -      #15

    Starkiller, outranking Vader in his force powers and the rest in outright combat prowess simply has too much of an advantage in this fight.

    I usually don’t comment upon these matches due to the fact that with so many variables and characters, it is difficult to ascertain who will attack who and how. Although in this scenario, it appears to me that there is only one obvious victor.

  16. admin December 11, 2008 at 7:46 pm -      #16

    @Baron Somebody – stay tuned, we have some ‘interesting’ characters that will be making their presence felt soon…

  17. Galen Marek December 11, 2008 at 7:52 pm -      #17

    I agree with L-W completely.
    Oh and btw Starkiller was not killed by the Emperor’s lightning, he sacreficed himself by obsorbing all of the force around him to create a massive explosion that destroyed the Emperor’s throne room. He did this so the others could excape.

  18. Baron Somebody December 12, 2008 at 2:41 am -      #18

    No Darth Vader was killed by the lightning remember? If Dan used his lightning (which is way deadlier than the Emperor’s) then Darth Vader would die sooner…as I said before it’s either Dan or Starkiller

  19. Baron Somebody December 12, 2008 at 2:46 am -      #19

    Also if Dan tried to use his hammer against Starkiller and he charged it up, he could send Starkiller back about 10 feet….plus dont forget the drumsticks

  20. Baron Somebody December 12, 2008 at 3:21 am -      #20

    Yoshimitsu can teleport and such so I mean that won’t be a bit of a problem?

  21. Baron Somebody December 12, 2008 at 12:43 pm -      #21

    OK lets put it like this then…

    Who dies


  22. marche December 13, 2008 at 12:30 pm -      #22

    “i thought neos power was limited to the matrix?”

    i think we are gona assume that all charcters are at a neutral place and have their powers.

  23. Baron Somebody December 13, 2008 at 4:08 pm -      #23

    The last three would be Starkiller, Sir Dan, and Neo…or you could replace Neo with Darth Vader

  24. Matapiojo December 13, 2008 at 10:36 pm -      #24

    Well, I don’t see how this one plays out other than Starkiller being the final victor. There might be an off chance that he looses on a possible team-up, but it would NEED to have Vader as one of the opponents.

    An interesting point to note is that even if Neo didn’t have his full arsenal because its not the Matrix, he can still manipulate machines. All of a sudden Vader and Glitch became part of his arsenal.

  25. L-W December 13, 2008 at 11:24 pm -      #25

    Considering the layout and the industrial facilitation of the arena, the fight would most likely transgress between Starkiller and Vader throwing large objects at one another; including the other combatants.

    All other opponents would be reduced to hapless projectiles as the only two force sensitive combatants tear the area apart in their titanic struggle. With the heavier combatants such as Master Chief being used as a flail for Starkiller to bludgeon his opposition with.

  26. Baron Somebody December 14, 2008 at 12:13 am -      #26

    Dan could destroy both Glitch and Darth Vader with his lightning…

  27. Baron Somebody December 14, 2008 at 12:15 am -      #27

    Besides…you forget the drumtsicks

  28. Baron Somebody December 14, 2008 at 12:44 am -      #28

    Sir Dan isn’t as weak as you all think


    Small Sword: Just a generic sword, it would be instantly cut in half by a lightsaber

    Broadsword: Just a big sword, it is basically the same as the Small Sword except bigger and stronger

    Magic Sword: Basically like the Broadsword, except it glows blue and can withstand a lightsaber attack, as it is enchanted with magic

    Hammer: Basically like Thor’s hammer, only a bit weaker…It can be charged up to create a medium sized shockwave that sends enemies flying back

    Crossbow: Just your average crossbow…except the arrows can bounce off things

    Spears: Just some really long range spears that move fast

    Longbow (magic/normal): The normal one is just a bow and arrow, but the magic one helps in taking out special creatures

    Axe: Just a big sized battle axe that can be thrown at enemies, afterwards it returns to the sender

    Chicken Drumsticks: Dan has 30 of these, which he got from the Witch of the Enchanted Forest…they (in about two seconds) turn all enemies in the vicinity into a plate of chicken

    Lightning: A small orb of energy that surrounds Dan’s hand, it’s power is comparable to Zeus’s lightning bolts…It’s just a stream of powerful electricity that could be compared to the Splazer (it kills instantly)

    Pistol: Just a generic pistol from the 1800′s

    Blunderbuss: A rifle from the same era

    Bombs: Basically like Link’s bombs

    Cane Stick: A small stick that creates shockwaves

    Bronze Shield: The most sucky shield ever

    Silver Shield: An improvement, but not the best

    Golden Shield: The best shield, it is indestructable

    Gatling Gun: I think you all know what that does…it is comparable to Glitch’s SPEW

    Good Lightning: Gives a teammate health but take’s from Dan’s

    Dragon Armor: A suit of armor created from Dragon Gems, it makes Dan impervious to heat and it lets him breathe fire

    I think that’s it, although I could be wrong…

  29. L-W December 14, 2008 at 4:28 am -      #29

    What of Dan? Starkiller lifts up the 5 lb. bag of bones, crushes him within his own suit and tosses the remains at Vader.


    Vader turns around (After stopping Neos heart with the force), lifts up his latest kill and throws the squishy human remains of Neo at Starkiller. His body being heavier, Starkiller is knocked over from the impact and sent reeling to the sand below. He turns to Master Chief who has recently finished firing a salvo at what he presumes to be the corpse of Dante:

    Starkiller: Hey you! Come over here!

    He lifts Master Chief effortlessly and throws him at Vader with sufficient velocity as to send him careening into the back wall. Master Chief lies paralysed, his neck broken. Vader, surviving the impact, gets back on his feet and prepares to launch the motionless corpse of the Chief.

    They do this all day. Even when the sun sets they continue to use their considerable force powers to launch large objects at one another.

    Although Sir Daniel Fortesques head survives being encased like a ball within his own armour, it is unlikely anything or anyone will release him anytime soon. He then spends the rest of eternity playing ‘I Spy’ with himself.

  30. Baron Somebody December 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm -      #30

    I guess you’re right there…but he could definately short out Vader’s suit with that lightning

  31. Baron Somebody December 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm -      #31

    What if Yoshimitsu teleports behind Darth Vader or Starkiller though?

  32. Baron Somebody December 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm -      #32

    Besides if Neo has his full capacity here as well, could he make everything slow motion and such?

  33. Baron Somebody December 14, 2008 at 2:53 pm -      #33

    Ok what if Dan got Vader with that lightning when he wasn’t looking, it’s not like a bullet or projectile so he couldn’t dodge it

  34. Matapiojo December 15, 2008 at 9:34 am -      #34

    “Ok what if Dan got Vader with that lightning when he wasn’t looking, it’s not like a bullet or projectile so he couldn’t dodge it”

    Vader has a very good aptitude of using the Force to fortell events and actions. A sneak attack on him will be very hard, and even if it does happen, Vader has the skill to deflect it.

  35. Space marine December 15, 2008 at 10:12 am -      #35

    My final 4 would be vader, starkiller,Neo, and the MC

    The MC throws a plasma grenade at Neo, He dodges it with easy and runs up to the MC and trys to punch his face in and ends up breaking his elbow. MC pulls out his energy sword and when he is just about to strike Neo, He flys back leaving the MC without an opponent. Vader, using Neo as a ragdoll, tosses Neo at starkiller.’

    Neo uses his slo-mo powers to kick starkillers arm away so he cannot hit him with his lightsabre

    meanwhile vader turns his attention to the MC and picks him Up and floats him to about the stratosphere in 5 seconds and turns too Where Neo and starkiller are fighting, Vader then pulls The MC down as hard as possible and jumps, the master chief sqaushes starkiller and Neo while they were fighting and MC was rendered unconconsious.

    Vader walks up to his battered foe and stabs him in the back while he is down

    Winner: Vader

  36. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 11:54 am -      #36

    Dan’s lightning isn’t weak Force Lightning, it causes zombies to explode

  37. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 11:55 am -      #37

    Besides, if you want to bring in the fake factor known as “luck”, both Dan and Glitch have incredible amounts of it

  38. Space marine December 15, 2008 at 12:07 pm -      #38

    It doesnt really depend on luck It depends on being an oppotunist with skill that could strike with precision

    @admin MC VS Necron Nightbringer.

  39. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 12:08 pm -      #39

    Dan isn’t going down easy, because if he is wearing the dragon armor, basically almost all of MC’s weapons are nullified (plasma, Splaser) and if MC gets gear him, he gets torched with magic flames…also there goes lightsabers being able to hurt him

  40. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm -      #40

    Dan would pwn Dante so bad that it would be the most hilarious thing ever, Neo just shuts Glitch down, Yoshimtisu would probably give Darth Vader a good fight as he fights pretty good with his lightsaber katana and the ability to teleport

  41. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 12:16 pm -      #41

    Once again the image configuration is how I think it will end up…Darth Vader fights Yoshimitsu etc…

  42. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm -      #42

    I think you guys are all underestimating Neo and Dante here, besides if Neo uses his bullet time then the rest of them loose since he can dodge all their attacks then punch them in the head and kill them

  43. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 5:54 pm -      #43

    Everyone also underestimates Dan just because he is like 700 years old…HE HAS LIGHTNING THAT COULD KILL EVERYONE HERE!!! Also add in his drumsticks, his Dragon Armor, his indestructable shield, and his huge ass hammer

  44. Matapiojo December 15, 2008 at 6:50 pm -      #44

    In a battle where his most powerful attack is a thrown drumstick, its hard to not overlook Dan. I know your love for him, but I dont think he matches well within the parameters of this match.

    Glitch also seems a bit out of place, but given as he is essentially a robot he is ok.

    Dan indeed seems powerful within a cartoon context, and IMO thats where he should stay. Along with other combatants such as Link, Crash, Earthworm Jim, TMNTs, Battle Toads, etc. Its just a different beast.

    If I am to keep him within this combat, even his powerful lightning attack could be deflected or even returned by the superior Force users.

    Not to mention the sily drumstick…

  45. L-W December 15, 2008 at 7:37 pm -      #45

    I once frequented the Medieval video game series back in the early days of the Playstation; and as a protagonist, Dan never impressed me in terms of his physical veracity.

    Admittedly it was a fun series, but why have such an affinity for the character? If you’re going to continuously insult our intelligence by insisting that we underestimate him…

    Provide. Evidence.

    Until you can do so, this fight will still end in the same way as I’ve earlier predicted. Vader and Starkiller both using their considerable force powers to turn the entire arena into a maelstrom of debris ad bodies that turns every other opponents to dust.

  46. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 9:55 pm -      #46

    Lightning and drumsticks are all I need to point out…along with that indestructable shield…yes he isn’t the strongest in terms of strength but he is pretty powerful…add in the heat proof Dragon Armor as well

  47. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 9:56 pm -      #47

    You might as well being saying the same for Dante, he is a demon whereas Dan fought demons…yes Dan may have ridiculous items but same with characters like Spawn and Ghost Rider…

  48. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 10:00 pm -      #48

    Dan, Spawn, Ghost Rider, Dante, Cloud, Link, all of them have some sort of magic…you’re only calling Dan a “cartoon” when he basically isn’t

  49. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 10:02 pm -      #49

    Same even with Kharn…he is IMMORTAL because he has support of a god…same with Dan’s shield and drumsticks

  50. L-W December 15, 2008 at 11:53 pm -      #50

    I think it’s safe to say Baron that if given the chance, you would jump Dan’s bones in ecstasy, literally.

    You have fought tooth and nail despite the reasonable and realistic objections posted by others, but despite your undying love, Dan is still a bag of Bones weighing no more than a few pounds. You could barely argue in his favour against Master Chief in a previous thread.

    In lieu of this, how do you suppose he would stand against two incredibly potent force users? Both of whom have the power to rob him of his animating forces and turn him to dust, crush him within his own suit or launch him violently against a wall before he even has a chance to lift one bony finger?

    If I had to honestly determine where Dan would fall in this fight, I would say he would be one of the first to go, right after Vader disables Glitch. As comically potent (And incessantly bumbling) Dan is within the realms of Medieval, he is simply outclassed in this fight. Although next to Starkiller and Vader they are all seriously outclassed.

  51. Space marine December 16, 2008 at 12:40 am -      #51

    I know who would beat them all.


  52. Baron Somebody December 16, 2008 at 1:37 am -      #52

    Yes, if they used the Force, Dan would probably go pretty easy…and no, I don’t like Dan the most, I like Darth Vader and Glitch equally…I’m just saying however unlikely if that lightning DID hit Darth Vader, he’d die instantly…now with Vader gone, Starkiller would pwn Dan…I know that…besides, in the MC vs Dan thread, I said he would either die by drumsticks of lightning…lightning isn’t that far fetched, it’s about the power of a Splaser as I have said before…yes, I do agree that if Starkiller and Dan fought 1 on 1, he would get pwned so bad it’s not even funny…now with Darth Vader, the only thing that I think gives Dan a chance is the lightning…otherwise he’s pretty much pwned…I think Dan could possibly take all the characters here except for Starkiller, Neo, and maybe Darth Vader…that’s all I’m saying

  53. nejihyuga13 December 16, 2008 at 9:40 pm -      #53

    spoa you are wrong about vader being the strongest jedi he could have been but the battle with obi wan limits his power he could have had some of the powers as dark bane cause he was going dowb the same path as bane because bane kills every sith exept is his apprentice vader pretty much was planning on doing the same cause he was going to kill the emperor and would prbably train his son and daughter and the sith would still rule the galaxy

  54. nejihyuga13 December 16, 2008 at 9:48 pm -      #54

    jimmyrox if you’ve ever seen a star wars movie then you should know that jedi and sith can use the force to slow down time so neo even if neo is using bullet time both sith could use the force and slow down time or use the force to predict his moves

  55. nejihyuga13 December 16, 2008 at 10:04 pm -      #55

    baron somebody for one vader could use his lightsaber to reflect the lightning back at dan or somebody else and about him teleporting the force would warn them and they could counterattack darthvader would probaly use the force to pick him up and throw him into a wall really hard and starkiller would probaly use force grip and lightning to pick him up and electrocute him at the same time then throw him at glitch and vader thereby killing glitch and vader and killing or elecrocute him badly to hurt him badly like count dooku did to anakin sky walker then he would force choke master chief then using the force pick up glitchs and master chief’s gun fires them at dante and while dantes doging gunfire starkiller sneaks behind him and stabs him taking him out leaving him dan and neo starkiller then picks up dan starts throwing him piece by piece with lots of force neo doges and tries to get behind him but starkiller uses the force to slow down time grabs neo and throws his lightsaber threw his chest thus starkiller wins

  56. Baron Somebody December 16, 2008 at 11:06 pm -      #56

    That’s how I pictured it…except if they can see things in advance (which I know they can if they concentrate not just automatically) then how come the Emperor got killed?

  57. nejihyuga13 December 16, 2008 at 11:08 pm -      #57

    hs anothe scenario vader and starkiller team up, starkiller distracts neo by using dan’s bones as projectiles while neo is busy doging bones vader comes behind and uses the force to pick him up then starkiller electrocutes him to death then starkiller throws his corpse using his lightning to throw it at glitch then betrays vader and kills him by throwing both neo’s and glitch’s bodies at vader that leaves him, yoshimitsu dante master chief and dan now starkiller and dante are the strongest left now starkiller kills dan by throwing his body so hard at a wall and breaks his body up then throws his pieces at yoshimitsu who teleports and gets behind starkiller who jumps over his head lands behind him picks him up picks up glitch’s gun and shoots him with it then trows his body at master chief who is distracted trying to shoot dante he stops shooting at him and doges the body and throws a frag grenade but starkiller catches it and grabs master chief then hurls the grenade back at him and master chief can’t move is killed by his own grenade then it’s him and dante, dante tries to cut him in half but starkiller jumps on dante’s sword and tries to cut his head off but he ducks and throws him off then they clash there blades then starkiller pushes him to the ground then jumps and tries to slash him in half but dante rolls and his lightsaber hits the ground then dante tries to cut his hand off but starkiller jumps uses the forces to pull his lightsaber to him and brings his blade down on dante’s blade dante pushes him off starkiller flips and runs at dante. dante runs at him starkiller jumps over him and stabs him after he stabs him dante swings his blade around and cuts off starkiller’s head so it’s a tie

  58. nejihyuga13 December 16, 2008 at 11:09 pm -      #58

    ther’s a mistake in my last one i put dan in there 2

  59. nejihyuga13 December 16, 2008 at 11:14 pm -      #59

    sorry for the typing errors

  60. nejihyuga13 December 17, 2008 at 12:01 am -      #60

    here’s a different one vader and dante team up against starkiller and yoshimitsu, yoshimitsu teleports above dante and tries to slash at his head donte parries and swings his blade trying to cut him in half. masterchief and glitch are having a shootout and vader and starkiller are in a clash each one is trying to push the other against a wall, and neo is watching them fight and dan tries to shoot glitch with his lightning but glitch dodges and now it’s a 3 way shootout between dan master chief and glitch while vader and starkiller are know using the force to levitate in the air and are fighting trying to knock each other out of the air starkiller pushes him out of the air and tries to stab him but vader grabs him and throws him threw him through a wall while dante is trying to hit yoshimitsu but he keeps teleporting so he starts fighting starkiller so darthvader can kill yoshimitsu. vader tries to grab him but misses him he teleports behind vader who ducks barely avoiding having his head cut off whlie dante and starkiller are fighting both barely avoiding each other’s blades starkiller tries to slice his head off but dante ducks and tries to slice him in half but starkiller blocks and knocks his blade out of his hand and stabs him then he he uses the lightning to pick up and kill glitch and then uses the force to throw dans bones at master chief who was about to throw a frag grenade but he is knocked unconsious and is blown up. vader caught and kills yoshimitsu by choking him to death then he turns and pushes neo into a wall then throws him at starkiller but he jumps over him and he hits the wall and is knocked unconsious starkiller picks up master chief’s shotgun and glitches spew and dan’s pistol and starts firing them at vader but vader stops them and throws them at starkiller but he jumps over them and trows his lightsaber at vader and while he blocks the lightsaber starkiller shoots him ans starkiller wins

  61. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 1:30 am -      #61

    Dan could easily kill Dante and possinly kill Vader…Dante is just some demon whereas Dan fought a demon that was about 5 times the size of Dante

  62. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 1:35 am -      #62

    And another thing, none of that “oh they can absorb the lightning” bullsh!t…if an undead, black knight champion, encased in a full suit of armor can’t absorb it, the Darth Vader sure as hell wouldn’t…Darth Vader is a cyborg as well so that makes him even more conductable…if you get hit by that lightning, you’re dead…no ifs, ands, or asses

  63. L-W December 17, 2008 at 6:28 am -      #63

    Granted, a bolt of lightning would be more than ample to cause death within most opponents.

    But let us not forget that Vader has absorbed force lightning on more than one occasion, using both his lightsaber and his considerable force powers to absorb and even deflect the current with his bare hands. Even against his fight with Darth Bane, where Bane could call upon strikes of up to several hundred arcs in a single blast, Vader managed to anticipate each individual arc and protect himself from every one of them with nothing but an outstretched palm.

    The fact that Palpatine only managed to deactivate his life support system even with his considerable force powers, meant that Vader still had a few moments left within him to lift a fully grown Sith over his head and send him plummeting to his death. Admittedly when his life support system crashed he later died, but it was certainly an impressive feat for a man whose artificial heart had stopped beating for several minutes to accomplish anything, let alone defeat one of the most powerful force users in existence.

    Armed with their Sabres, Dans Lightning won’t even touch either Vader or Starkiller. Even without their weapons they are more than capable of deflecting such an attack with their bare hands.

    Will you forget about it already, we all know that you love Dan like I love Oxygen, but if you cannot even contest a victory for Dan in the fight against Master Chief, you are not going to convince anyone that he can win in a fight against Darth Vader.

    Drumsticks aside, this is a man who can dodge proton beams capable of achieving light speed, I don’t think a clumsily thrown piece of chicken is going to do much but cause some comic relief in the midst of a heated battle. One in which I can quite solidly state that ONLY two people are going to be left dueling over; I’ll give you a clue, they both like the colour red and their occupation rhymes with ‘Tith’.

    - – -

    I have a personal request for the admin. Can we not have any more fights featuring Dan ‘Bag of Bones’ Fortesque? It drives me up the wall seeing a dozen consecutive posts in one sitting, each one re-hashing the same point over and over yet for some reason spread over several different posts.

    I’ll wash your car for a year for as long as I don’t have to read anything relating to drumsticks, dragon armour or some crap involving an average Playstation Crash Bandicoot cash-in on this website ever again. Heck, I’ll wax your car if it would make a difference.

  64. admin December 17, 2008 at 11:38 am -      #64

    @L-W – lol on the Dan ‘Bag of Bones’ comment…. There’s already a few more in the que that have already been produced, and those will still go out as to keep things rolling. I’ll make you a deal. Unless anyone else asks for Dan, they may be his final appearances on the site….

  65. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 2:25 pm -      #65

    What makes Dan’s lightning so different, or “ineffective” as you say….Force Lightning cannot compare, seriously, IT MAKES ZOMBIES EXPLODE!!! It is more powerful than anything a Sith can make…I mean seriously…so what happens when Vader tries to absorb it? It travels up his arm and chars his brain, that’s what happens…now against Starkiller, and I’m not stupid, but Dan would be pwned so much it isn’t even funny…The only reason I say Darth Vader would lose to him is that he has a bunch of electronic stuff inside him…if he didn’t, then he would most likely kill Dan or whatever…as I have said before I like Darth Vader as much as I like Dan…oh and another thing what’s the point of coming up with all these long explanations anyway? Are you trying to impress someone that you’ll never see in real life? I mean come on, it’s just BankGambling man, it’s not that big of a deal

  66. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 2:27 pm -      #66

    Yes maybe I do go a bit overboard but I’m just stating things, you can’t absorb it IF YOU’RE A CYBORG…seriously that doesn’t make sense to begin with and secondly yes Starkiller would destroy him as I have said earlier…I know more about Dan then any of you, so why would I lie about this kinda stuff?

  67. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm -      #67

    Another thing I’m sick of is how you call him “unrealistic” just because he has magical items…oh, well there goes Link, Spawn, Cloud, Lobo, Dante, even maybe Kharn…I don’t care if you don’t like Dan, but come on, I know his abilities here more than anyone

  68. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 6:23 pm -      #68

    L-W, you really need to p!ss of sometimes…you get mad over a website where fictional characters fight eacother, it’s not that big of a deal…yes, I do think Dan could beat vader, and yes I think Starkiller would send Dan in a pine box back to his crypt in Gallomere…The only people I think Dan could possibly beat one on one if they fought would be


    Otherwise, Dan is going to get his ass handed to him…equipment is equipment, whether it is ridiculous or not…nobody complains about Lobo or Kharn or Link, now do they? It says in this fight that they have ALL of their weapons and abilites, so Dan gets his drumsticks (which if thrown correctly could take out everyone at once), his dragon armor (which could handle most of MC’s weapons and the lightsabers), his golden shield of which is indestructable, and his huge ass hammer that could turn everyone here into a pancake…now, are Dan’s sword fighting skills as good as Starkiller’s or Vader,s absolutely not…same with Yoshimitsu, he probably is the best out of everyone with his sword…bottom line is, don’t get so mad at things, even if they are ridiculous

  69. L-W December 17, 2008 at 8:16 pm -      #69

    Truth hurts, right Baron?

    1) I’m sorry; did you study Teslas theory of conductivity? Can you provide anything beyond pure supposition as to why force lightning is weaker than that projected by a 700 year old Corpse? I thought so.

    Zombies are distended corpses that have been exposed to the environment for a prolonged period of time, do you realise how easy it is to make a corpse explode with the substantial build up of toxic gasses present with the carapace? Give me a lighter, a rubber hose and a week old body and I’ll I show you how easy it is to make a dead body rupture violently.

    2) After his cyberization Vader encountered Darth Bane for his betrayal of the Emperor as his apprentice. Bane, who was quite proficient in the use of force lightning, used it against Vader; who as I said, absorbed each and every one of the arcs with his Cyborg hands alone, after Bane took away his lightsaber and threw it aside.

    “Jedi vs. Sith: The Essential Guide to the Force”

    3) No one is complaining about his magical items, it just so happens that despite them he is still severely outclassed by the other opponents. You still have yet to validate him in the fight against the Master Chief, how do you propose he defeat the last Dark Lord of the Sith? It doesn’t anyone to think about this stuff, but to provide pure supposition on nothing but feigned attempts at observation and analysis is just sad.

    “L-W, you really need to p!ss of sometimes”

    What a mature approach.

    Also notice I surmised every one of my points within one post alone, others may complain that I distend my points; but I have capacity to validate an argument within a single semantic manoeuvre. I’ve never required four separate posts to get ONE point across.

  70. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 10:40 pm -      #70

    Ok you got me there for the gases, I completely forgot about them, but the majority of the zombies have been like…they aren’t fresh bodies they are basically like skeletons with some rotted green flesh on them…the thing that I personally think makes the lightning stronger is that he got it from a person who got it from a god, because the person who gave it to him was a great fighter so they added lightning to her arsenal…anyway, I’m sorry I told you to piss off, you just seemed as if you were being stubborn or whatnot…besides the point, if Force Lightning can’t even kill Luke, and Dan’s lightning can also make DEMONS explode, then that means that Dan’s lightning is better…I personally think now what would happen is that Vader would only find Dan as a nuisance, which would end up in Vader Force Throwing Dan away, at which point he gives up…Dan could probably as I have said previously, could kill all the above execpt the Force users, and possibly Neo…once again I apologize for that one statement, I was frustrated…and and as for them disassembling Dan he at one point uses his arm as a weapon, and he can put his head on those walking hands that scuttle around in levels so he can get into hard to reach areas

  71. Baron Somebody December 17, 2008 at 10:41 pm -      #71

    Since they have all their abilites, that means Dan could indeed put his head on a hand, which would negate the “playing I Spy with himself for eternity” theory…by the way that was quite hilarious when you said that lol

  72. x on December 18, 2008 at 12:41 am -      #72

    I have to go with L-W on this seeing as he is right most of the time if not all the time so starkiller and vader who will win…

  73. L-W December 18, 2008 at 3:38 am -      #73

    Although this match does take place within the New Mombasa industrial facility known colloquially by Halo multiplayer fans as ‘Last Resort’ (As stated by the Admin).

    Last time I checked, there were no green re-animated hands awaiting additional appendages traversing the sands of New Mombasa.

  74. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 18, 2008 at 10:25 am -      #74

    Ahem, right, few things

    1. @ L-W-amen for that Bag of Bones comment, I can’t stand this Dan much longer either!

    2. @ nejihyuga13-If you remember Neo also exhibits telekinetic abilities so he can catch Starkiller’s lightsaber.

    Neo’s abilities also include the ability to fly at amazing speeds and jump great distances. This appears to be due to the fact that he can focus his ability upon himself somehow, perhaps he telekenines an immovable object, the root of this manifestation of this part of his abilities appears unknown. However, whilst his speed is never specified, he flies from The Merovingian’s mountain manor to the highway “500 miles due south” in fewer than 15 minutes (2,000 miles per hour), implying that his “cruising speed” is in excess of three times the speed of sound. His speed of flight is further exemplified by his ability to “out fly” explosions and the fact that as he flies, objects around him tend to twist, catch fire, or smash; the sonic boom left in his wake has the power to overturn rows of heavy vehicles.

    Neo’s abilities also include super strength, super speed and extraordinary agility. Again exactly how this happens is unknown nor is there a set limit on how much stronger, faster or more agile he can be, it seems likely though that he accelerates himself, or rather his mental processes. This is in effect like slowing down time itself! Also Neo can survive grievous injuries that should kill a normal human and block swords with his hands leaving only a small cut! Together all these abilities demonstrate Neo to be nearly invulnerable and I think Neo, once he accepted that he was the One could never truly be “killed”, simply because, as I understand it, he has to allow himself to die, like when he sacrifices himself to Smith.

    Using his Code Vision, Neo has a mild form of precognition, which works in a similar manner to the way a chess player, if he is proficient, can predict the way the game is likely to go over the next 10 or so moves. The Code Vision also allows Neo to see through objects in a way similar to if he had X-ray vision; this means that he cannot be the victim of a sneak attack. Also, the Code Vision gives Neo a sort of “sixth sense” that allows him to feel disturbances in the Matrix, like Agents, Exiles or bombs.

    There is also his power to heal others, but that is unimportant in this match.

    Also, it should be noted that he has had the software uploaded into his mind to make him the master of every form of fighting and could easily get the necessary sword skills to survive in combat against the sword masters, if he was able to procure a sword capable of engaging them! However, since there appears to be five characters carrying either a lightsaber or a sword with the ability to withstand the blows of a lightsaber then I would say that is not unlikely.

    Lastly, I’ve done some research into the controlling robots ability but it would appear that it only works if the target of Neo’s puppetry is connected to the Source so Darth Vader, Glitch and Master Chief would be safe from Neo’s “wireless” connection.

  75. Baron Somebody December 18, 2008 at 10:49 am -      #75

    Lol you’re right on that, but lets just say he gets a zombie hand anyway

  76. Matapiojo December 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm -      #76


    I dont particularly mind Dan as a character to be requested, there certainly are many more ludicrous characters out there, just Baron’s zeal. Is there a way you could condense his MULTIPLE consecutive posts into one once they are up on queue?

    We’ll see what we can do….Admin

  77. Baron Somebody December 18, 2008 at 5:52 pm -      #77

    I can work on that myself, I just tend to type things then remember other things afterwards

  78. Baron Somebody December 18, 2008 at 6:07 pm -      #78

    Also I’ll chill for a bit on Dan, but if something is just flat out wrong then I can’t help myself

  79. nejihyuga13 December 18, 2008 at 6:16 pm -      #79

    jimmierox true neo can move superfast and is super strong but jedi and sith can use the force to move superfast and have superstrength but the sith also have force lighting, force choke,. Force Deflection(without a lightsaber) DrainKnowledge, droid disable eletric judgement, force bellow, force binding force cloak
    Droid Disable, force confusion,force defend, force destruction, force drain,force fear, force horror, force insanity,force flash force flight, force illusion,force jump/leap chain lightning variation of force lightning shock variation of force lightning Force Persuasion,force storm,Force Stun,

  80. nejihyuga13 December 18, 2008 at 6:19 pm -      #80 here’s the website jimmy go look at all the powers and tell me that neo could beat vader or starkiller

  81. Matapiojo December 18, 2008 at 11:28 pm -      #81

    “I can work on that myself, I just tend to type things then remember other things afterwards”

    That’s good mate, the effort is appreciated.

    As for Dan, again, I’m not against at all to the character being matched-up. As a matter of fact, I am HIGHLY interested to see the result of a match between Sir Danniel and Link.

  82. Baron Somebody December 19, 2008 at 12:23 am -      #82

    Sir Dan would kick his ass most likely…but yes I am toning it down a notch

  83. Baron Somebody December 19, 2008 at 12:41 am -      #83

    Oh and if Link and Dan were to fight Herooftime can’t use his bullsh!y excuse of “Oh he can use light arrows” because Dan isn’t evil…besides Dan has his own version of them except they are magic, so they affect anything

  84. Matapiojo December 19, 2008 at 9:16 am -      #84

    “Oh and if Link and Dan were to fight Herooftime can’t use his bullsh!y excuse of “Oh he can use light arrows” because Dan isn’t evil…besides Dan has his own version of them except they are magic, so they affect anything”


    This is entertaining already and the match has not even happened.

    Do it admin. Let us all have a chuckle…

  85. Baron Somebody December 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm -      #85

    Yes, I agree with Matapiojo, we should do it

  86. Baron Somebody December 19, 2008 at 4:08 pm -      #86

    Admin, you should do Link vs Dan already!!! Both me and Matapiojo want to see it

  87. HeroofTime85 December 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm -      #87

    It would be a neat fight. I now that Dan is good. Just so you know Matapiojo and Baron Somebody. I’ve requested a fight I believe Link would lose. You don’t have to insult me behind my back. I know you hate me. There truly is no reason you should hate me because noone should expect the other to change their minds about their character.

  88. Matapiojo December 19, 2008 at 4:30 pm -      #88


    Im hoping you are not refering to me. I say this just because your wording was a bit inconclusive as to whom you were refering to. I have done my absolute best to be civil with you at every mutual post and have refrain from calling you (or probably anybody) names. I certainly have no qualms to say anything I have to say to you directly should I feel the need to.

  89. Baron Somebody December 19, 2008 at 6:10 pm -      #89


    I don’t hate you either, I just think Dan would whoop Link lol

  90. Space marine December 19, 2008 at 8:40 pm -      #90

    Me too. Dan would beat link. Get mah drumsticks.

  91. L-W December 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm -      #91

    Talk about being sensitive.

  92. Baron Somebody December 20, 2008 at 5:43 pm -      #92

    I played Metal Arms again for about three hours last night, and after playing that, I think MC would be the first to go down…if they get ALL of their abilites and weapons, that means that Glitch gets his powerup that makes him run really fast and his powerup that makes him jump really high…other than that, he has his Flybuddy which would blast the others in addition to Glitch firing…anyway, Glitch goes down second…

  93. Space marine December 22, 2008 at 10:59 am -      #93

    to who? wait, would the drum sticks affect glitch, because glitch isnt organic.

  94. HeroofTime85 December 22, 2008 at 3:28 pm -      #94

    All I’m saying is, if you wanna insult me, at least let me know about it. I know Matapiojo. I didn’t think that you hated me.

  95. Baron Somebody December 22, 2008 at 4:49 pm -      #95

    Drumsticks affect anything that attacks

  96. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 24, 2008 at 1:58 pm -      #96

    @ nejihyuga13-stop spelling my name wrong!!!

    Also, when a Jedi or Sith uses force speed then, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, don’t their mental process continue to function at the same level as before meaning they can run faster but not dodge things because they cannot process them in time to avoid them whereas Neo’s thought processes increase so he can. To this effect, if you were to fire a clip of bullets at Starkiller, and I know this is elementary since he could just block the bullets but I don’t think he would be able to dodge them in the same manner as Neo.

    @ Baron Somebody-so what if someone was to simply ignore Dan, or at the most defend themselves from his feeble attacks, they wouldn’t be affected by these drumsticks? In that case Dan’s most effective weapon has been neutralised although I think the Sith could probably manage to counteract the transmutation energy/spell/magic released by the drumstick.

  97. ElectricDC December 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm -      #97

    Sir Dan & Dante fight until the victor is eventually Dante.
    Starkiller, Yoshimitsu, and Darth Vader fight in a super epic three way lightsaber match. Vader goes down first to the speed of the other two, then Yoshimitsu falls to the power of force crush.
    Glitch tries to fight Neo with weapons & stuff until he is finally just crushed by Starkiller.
    Neo gets pissed and He & Starkiller duke it out Starkiller wins. but not without considerable damage to him.
    While starkiller is recovering Dante runs up behind him and cuts his head off.
    Dante thinks he wins, but where is MC?
    Oh thats right, hes rolling up behind Dante in a warthog as he was celebrating.
    Road kill!
    MC wins as a kick@ss opportunist

  98. davidmoreno1175 December 27, 2008 at 11:55 pm -      #98

    well if its the last resort it depends if its been changed and i mean like if you deletet any weapens also I think the master chiefe could kill someone with the turrent,sniper,or the spartan laser also don’t forget the camoflouge and the boble shield. P.S. sorry if I spelled somthing wrong I am only 9. P.P.S. adiman can you do a mith vs section like thor vs odin,loki vs zues you know.can you also add kratos to the mith section.

  99. Baron Somebody December 28, 2008 at 3:07 am -      #99

    Basically anything that Dan sees as a threat gets turned to chicken

  100. KiraMasteroftheNote January 1, 2009 at 6:15 am -      #100

    I agree with the first post the most
    But instead of Dante and Neo going to a club and chilling. Dante slows down time so Neo cant use his mind at full speed and shots him in the face with the Artemis gun since it uses pure demonic energy and not solid bullets which lock onto the target and Neo cant stop them cuz they arent bullets. That or Dante stabs him in the back when he isnt looking.

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