Master Chief vs Lobo

Master Chief vs Lobo

Now here’s a blast from the past. Lobo had a brief run to stardom in the 1990’s, but for some reason just seemed to fade away. What I like about this match up is that Lobo is immortal. So how would Master Chief find a way to “Finish the Fight?”

Master Chief:

  • Various weapon skills
  • Regenerating Shields
  • Multiple Vehicle selection
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Super Cool Armor


  • Ability to regrow an entire new Lobo from each drop of his own spilled blood
  • Banned from both Heaven and Hell, and is thus immortal
  • Genius intellect
  • Uses high grade weaponry and explosives
  • Tracking ability that allows him to track anyone or anything across a galaxy

Is this the end of MC’s battles?

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195 Comments on "Master Chief vs Lobo"

  1. DSDKP September 17, 2007 at 10:41 pm -      #1

    Well as a first poster, and having little knowledge of Lobo except what is said as a brief description up top is that Lobo would be victor. It’s immortallity it is incredibly difficult to win that one. However as I understand it if Master Chief fought Lobo in the void of space I am fairly sure the Chief would win on the account as Master Chief has the equivalent of a re-breather/zero G suit in one and can survive in space where as I would assume Lobo cannot as he can’t breath in space, and everyone knows if you can’t breath you will undoubtedly die. SO… with no blood spilt by Lobo he would be doomed to live or die in the void of space. End of story. On ground Lobo, in space Master Chief.

  2. Nestor September 22, 2007 at 4:05 pm -      #2

    I regret to inform you that Lobo can indeed breathe in space. He’s a total munchkin and as such would only lose by direct plot intervention. Fortunately since Halo is a lot more popular nowadays than his comic, this can probably be arranged

  3. spartans. inc. September 24, 2007 at 11:33 am -      #3

    hmmm i think mc would win if he somehow locked lobo in an unbreakable cage or something or one of those crazy rooms!!!you know with the straight jacket and allbut if it was a straight up fight….lobo would win

  4. spartans. inc. September 24, 2007 at 11:44 am -      #4

    i took a vote from 10 of my buddies and they said lobo would probably win if it was a straight up fight. but if it was a fight of wits,the Master chief would win the battle

  5. supermanes September 25, 2007 at 2:05 pm -      #5

    Lobo has tangled with the likes of Superman and nearly defeated him. He does not require air, food or water and could easily tear MC a new one. Lobo wins hands down.

  6. Azrial September 26, 2007 at 8:50 am -      #6

    “Lobo has tangled with the likes of Superman and nearly defeated him”

    True, but superman could not beat lobo either, and they called it a stale mate,

    “but if it was a fight of wits,the Master chief would win the battle”

    Your seeming to forget that LOBO has genius intelligence, and he would be thinking 10 places ahead of MC, LOBO wins hands down, so ‘Bite me fanboy!’ as LOBO would say.

  7. lobomaster September 26, 2007 at 9:47 am -      #7

    read lobo abilities

    Ability to regrow an entire new Lobo from each drop of his own spilled blood
    Banned from both Heaven and Hell, and is thus immortal
    Genius intellect

  8. Jordan September 27, 2007 at 10:18 am -      #8

    This is retarded. If Lobo is immortal, then just forget about even posting this whole damn battle. but if you want to let them use everything at their disposal, MC activates the rings and Lobo dies automatically, immortality or no. It doesn’t matter with being immortal if you don’t have a body to live in. He would just go to limbo. Maybe the chief could introduce Lobo to the Flood, as they would take control of his body without spilling a single drop of blood, and even if they did, they would just kepp taking those over till Lobo was fighting over a thousand Flood versions of himself. No species can beat the flood without the rings.
    Maybe we should be looking at this differently, maybe, we should pit people that would make for interesting discussion rather than a new place for Lobo fans to try to say how their obsession is better than everyone else’s. Why not pit Lobo against another immortal being? I’m sorry does that make too much sense?

    Jordan – this particular battle was requested, and it makes for a great conversation based on the immortality of Lobo – While MC may not be able to outright kill Lobo, he could keep him in a state of “limbo” where Lobo would be contained…

  9. bob September 27, 2007 at 3:28 pm -      #9

    i have to say that i nulled i have no idea who would win.dont forget mc has super human strength, super human reflexis,and enhanced endurance.he also has unbreakable bones,because of his helmet he can breath in space, and while lobo can think 10 steps ahead of mc, mc has cortana to think 1 million steps ahead of lobo, and last mc can adapt to enviorment extremely easly. so think about it

  10. anomous September 27, 2007 at 5:26 pm -      #10

    you guys are forgetting plasma weapons if mc had a convent cruiser he could incinerate lobo so no blood would be spilled but the flood theroy would be worse than halo because now you got a friekin imortal unkillable monster than can jump 50ft into the air and create a rae of super flood that can never die Flood-Lobo would not multiply because they have no blood just green ichor that probly smells like shit so i dont think we want a million Flood-Lobos

  11. anomous September 27, 2007 at 5:27 pm -      #11

    that smell like shit

  12. LEETbulb September 28, 2007 at 1:21 pm -      #12

    if you think flood would beat him thats stupid if i was him id like cut my wirsts and spill so many drops of blood and make like a million lobos he could take over the galaxy

  13. tuffner September 28, 2007 at 1:31 pm -      #13

    Umm Lobo = immortal need i say more? And i dont think immortals need to breathe oxygen lol.

  14. killancer September 28, 2007 at 5:37 pm -      #14

    yeah putting him up against an immortal being is unfair and i don’t think MC knows how to rip open a portal or something into limbo

    but yes about the plasma

    a scarab could just completely pulverize LOBO because no blood will be spilt it just dries up

  15. bob saget September 29, 2007 at 8:18 am -      #15

    bob saget would win hands down. he sucks dick for coke!

  16. anomous September 29, 2007 at 10:35 am -      #16


  17. MC September 29, 2007 at 12:03 pm -      #17

    pfft I’d say that Chuck norris comes in and kicks thier asses easily.

    But seriously, is’nt it a bit unfair to put master chief, a normal human against lobo, a friggin killingmachine AND a genious intellect?
    omg you all got ownd omgomg XD

  18. anonymous again September 29, 2007 at 12:26 pm -      #18

    Falmethrower, plasma, or anything heat based, and lobo’s screwed. Cauterize his injury, and he wont spill blood. Remember lightsaber wounds dont bleed?

  19. johnson September 29, 2007 at 2:58 pm -      #19

    this hole thread sucks! we all no masterchief would pwn anything he stoped 3 rings and he killed millions of brutes grunts flood and more. if they had a kill count of everything hes killed in every halo it would add up to 1 billion. master chief also beat the oracle grave mind and all the profets.if u compare what anyone else has done to this it wouldent last a second.


  20. Russellah1121 September 29, 2007 at 5:43 pm -      #20

    you people make me sick.
    lobo is immortal can create infinite copies and has unbelievable weapons how could MC stand a chance?
    Most of you guys are just Fanboys who want MC to be you gay life partner.

  21. hitman8 September 29, 2007 at 7:35 pm -      #21

    uhhhhh first lobo is inmortal so thats not fair but matsre cheif could actavate the ark and the would activate all the rings and kill lobo thouse nending his rain

  22. Russellah1121 September 30, 2007 at 10:02 am -      #22

    Hitman8 is Defiantly a Fanboy.
    Lobo would be reincarnated so his “rain” wouldn’t be over.

  23. Robert October 1, 2007 at 12:44 pm -      #23

    Even i like mc better than Lobo i don’t think mc could win if lobo immortal

  24. Dosss October 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm -      #24

    Mc sorry buddy but ur goin down.
    If this Lobo guy is invulnerable like u said than its over b4 it starts when u get right down 2 it MC is still Human, albeit a badass hevily armored super human, which makes him Mortal, h can still die and shootin lobo wont do any goo thatll just make more enemies 2 fight its an impossible and unfair fight.

  25. Dosss October 2, 2007 at 1:32 pm -      #25

    And another thing the rings can not kill Lobo. Lobo is not a sentient being, if he was banished from heaven and hell that mans he must have died once already which mean the rings wont do a goddamned thing to him! u cant kill something thats already dead!

  26. Mike October 2, 2007 at 2:05 pm -      #26

    To think that you fanboys really think that MC can beat an IMMORTAL is funny as hell! Are you serious. Immortal=Can’t be killed. If Lobo had a sniper he could take out MC from a distance. No amount of rockets, swords, snipers, or plasma can take out something that can’t be killed. To be honest this fight is really unfair. I like MC but there is no way in hell he is winning this one.

  27. Alex October 2, 2007 at 5:02 pm -      #27

    Lobo sounds like a retard overpowered hero/villain/monster. Its pretty uninteresting plot were the hero cant die. Spartans are uber soldiers but they can still die there just ownage.

  28. David October 2, 2007 at 8:15 pm -      #28

    Mc wins caus he is geneticaly modified to be stronger, faster and have more agility. He also have a energy shild and a varety of big toys

  29. tuffner October 3, 2007 at 12:26 pm -      #29

    dave buddy you can burn your comics eat your books and play as much halo as you want but a dude inna suit is dead when face to face with an immortal

  30. J.T. October 3, 2007 at 5:57 pm -      #30

    Master Chief is the damn best video game character ever made and has sick ass armor, with kick ass guns but if you compare to the likes of Lobo then thats just plain suicide for the Chief. Sure sure he killed millions of Covenants, but Lobo was responsinsible for the complete destruction of his own homeworld. Another reason why this guys too much for Spartan 117 is that Lobo has super strength which is between the 90-100 level range where as Master Chief has Super human strength that only reaches the 10-20 level range. Then last but not least theres the thing of being band from Heaven and Hell, which means his immortal, to which no ammount of bullets,grenades, or rockets could kill him. Oh theres also the thing with use of plasma, which only works on the likes of someone who actually dies.As much as I hate to admit it this fight is worthless for the uber Spartan, even if the Arbiter,Johnson, and the entire UNSC/Elite fleet were to aid him.

  31. anomous October 4, 2007 at 2:52 pm -      #31

    well i guess if u JUST strip away lobo’s imortality mc has a 30percent chance of winning if the coves give him a scarab or crusier

    but really its like 3 percent mostly because when will the convent ever give mc a ship or scarb

    even through mc is awsome he can be killed but lobo cant so


    what about chuck noris vs mc hmmmmmmmm….Coming Soon!

  32. Eric October 5, 2007 at 12:27 pm -      #32

    lol masterchief is the best but what part of immortal do you not understand? He cannot be killed. the best weapon MC has is the rings, those dont do anything to lobo apparently. This is a pointless, and unfair battle, i play halo just as much as any of you fans, but i say MC gets owned.

  33. anormous 2 October 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm -      #33

    like i said before
    i dont care what other fan boys say but as a reader of the books and as well as beating all 3 games this fight is imposible unless you take away everyting that is impossible for a human to be born like that this fight is over MC LOSES deal with it

  34. anormous 2 October 5, 2007 at 4:26 pm -      #34

    oh an the idea for chuck noris one should mc have armor or no armor……?

  35. darth tader October 5, 2007 at 8:38 pm -      #35

    i think darth vader could kill him because it burns them not making them bleed them so he couldent regenerate

  36. guido October 6, 2007 at 2:22 pm -      #36

    ok i figured on a way that lobo dies with plot intervention lobo builds a portal to the spartan universe when he gets her he realises that he is tiny one and a half inches tall and being in a new univers there is a new heven and a new hell.

  37. darth tader October 7, 2007 at 8:52 am -      #37

    what if he gets ban from those to??????????????????????????????????????????????

  38. hitman8 October 7, 2007 at 6:20 pm -      #38


  39. hitman8 October 7, 2007 at 6:27 pm -      #39


  40. The Chosen One October 9, 2007 at 11:04 pm -      #40

    Lobo will get pwnd by the Cheif in Halo 3 MC kills invincable targets with a hit in the back.

  41. Halo4lyfeBitchez October 10, 2007 at 6:17 pm -      #41

    Fuk lobo masterchief kick his punkass

  42. anomous 2 October 10, 2007 at 8:48 pm -      #42

    ok what abought unkillable do you not understand and trapping him somewhere brings it to a tie so mc loses

  43. derek aldeson October 11, 2007 at 3:43 am -      #43

    MC would get his ass kicked in about 3 minutes Lobo wins

  44. Piedude October 11, 2007 at 3:54 am -      #44

    Friggin hel halo rings kill evry1 so evry fing dies and evry one is fuked

  45. Piedude October 11, 2007 at 3:57 am -      #45

    every one fuckin desthe world blows up an lobo cant do any tig so he cuts his wrist an makes millions of lobos an the tey all get boredad build another friggin halo rig and kill evry one and the kill there own peopl an all the lobos get pissd and flamethrower every one so in da end Lobo isa fuking shitpile floatin in noting……… Da End…….MC survives

  46. Anonymous2nd October 11, 2007 at 8:51 pm -      #46

    I do not know alot about Lobos. From what I heard above, he sounds like a indestructiable dude. I wanted MC to win, but I am sorry. I dont think MC can win a freaken god-like creature. That is like fighting a blob that can’t die no matter what you use on it. It sounds like Lobos wins because he cant even f**ken die and have tracking sensors and weapons of mass destruction(like MC). I thought it be simple MC just destroy Lobos with sniper shot in the head. While he is down and has to regen., MC just uses clorox or bleach and clean off Lobo’s blood so he can’t regen. But I think its not that simple. I guess they best way MC can do is activate all the Halo rings and die with it. Thats mean Lobos is gonna live by regen., but then rings are blast him. He is gonna regen., but there is 7 rings and they are gonna blast him forever until “all sentimental life is consumed” like the flood. This process is gonna repeat until Lobo’s cells are destoryed or the rings run out of energy. So Lobo is the winner just because he is f**ken immortal.

  47. the man who f*cked ur mum October 15, 2007 at 7:27 am -      #47

    f*ck master cheif vs lobo master cheif would f*cking win - Let’s ease up on the f bombs, k?

  48. bryce October 16, 2007 at 1:45 am -      #48

    lobo is that biker from the old superman cartoon but id give it to lobo just because of inmortallity

  49. darth tader donut hole October 17, 2007 at 5:15 pm -      #49

    i think the immortality thing applys to not growing old if u took out the cloning thing chief could kill him over and over… it would proply take awile for him to get ban from hell again heven just sea him and u r out but any way chief wins

  50. ARTIC1 October 18, 2007 at 4:12 pm -      #50

    Hmm, Chief probably couldn’t do it himself. Time to get Fred, Kelly and Linda in on this too? I think so.

    They’d need plasma weapons and other heat based weapons. Explosives would not be advised.

  51. hitman8 October 18, 2007 at 8:45 pm -      #51

    jesus people you are retarts master chief would not win but he could make it so no one wins.
    you fuckin morons

  52. SL4Y3R October 23, 2007 at 2:53 pm -      #52

    lobo is invincible, can regenerate from every himself from every drop of blood, and can find u from ne where in the galaxy…. no wonder this guy didnt last long, he has no faults. kind of boring. its like invincibility cheats in a game , the shit gets boring after awhile.

  53. darth tader donut hole October 26, 2007 at 3:30 pm -      #53

    ya i wish we was a boss in the halo game be so impossible to beat thnk seforoth in kingdom hearts and 2 that was HARD

  54. lopez October 30, 2007 at 2:10 pm -      #54

    Lobo Sucks!!!!!

  55. Alaneo1 November 7, 2007 at 11:06 am -      #55

    You seem to forget that MC could vapourise him. Literally. With the technology you see in Halo 3, he could actually utterly destroy him, no molecules left

  56. SniperElite November 7, 2007 at 5:17 pm -      #56

    Do you people know the definition of immortal? No death. This is beyond regenerating shields and any kind of technology. He’s IMMORTAL.

  57. MADDEN 4605 November 7, 2007 at 8:12 pm -      #57

    im a big mc fan but against a immortal no way

  58. bob November 8, 2007 at 2:03 pm -      #58

    INVINCIBlE is were you are unable to die. Immortal is that you can die of natural causes

  59. The Bounty Hunter November 9, 2007 at 1:50 am -      #59

    Well since as previously unmentioned lobo wiped out his entire race with a plague, he i more superhumanly strong than Master Chief can even imagine, and he also has more weapons than MC can dream of, anyone remember his motorbike, his adamantium hook, he regenerates from even one cell, and if there isnt one cell he goes to heaven or Hell and gets a new body when the kick him out, so this fight is hopeless for MC, he can try but lobo can just laugh at his shameful attempts, and if you think MC has unbreakable bones, well…. wait till lobo’s finished with him, then we’ll talk

  60. scopeshot98 November 9, 2007 at 4:44 pm -      #60

    i dont care if hes banned from heaven n hell mc would still kick his ass mc would just make another place for people to go when they die n send lobo straight to it

  61. Robert November 12, 2007 at 10:15 am -      #61


  62. MADDEN 4605 November 13, 2007 at 9:19 pm -      #62

    lobo is immortal that means no death what dont u understand!!! sorry mc but this one goes to lobo

  63. copycat November 20, 2007 at 8:09 pm -      #63

    yup lobo wins hands down nobody can say different but mc is going down end of story

  64. the big piggy November 28, 2007 at 10:43 pm -      #64

    well, if lobo is immortal, and if activating the rings doesnt destroy him. then the master chief would still get a victory because while the master chief and every other sentient being in the universe would be killed, lobo would be stuck in a empty universe, and thats depressing. Eventually he would find a way to kill himself. I know i would

  65. Doomeelydee December 4, 2007 at 1:33 am -      #65

    ^^^^^^^^^^ uhhh… but that would mean Lobo won.. cause Chief woulda Died…..

  66. mcbac508 December 6, 2007 at 1:35 pm -      #66

    mc is chuck norris so he would just ask god to make a new place to go when you die and lock up lobo in it CHRISTIAN POWER!

  67. master December 10, 2007 at 6:34 pm -      #67

    mc would cut him in three piecs and have a have him for dinner

  68. snatchrider December 13, 2007 at 1:13 am -      #68

    Snatch Rider Says Lobo’s a Hobo Chief is beefed!!! master chief aint stupid he cant beat hobo in a fair fight… but fights arent fair soooo master chiefs a good guy and since yer already combinin the to different universes master chief cold get super man to back him n if super man an hobo already fought and tied well MC would be the asset to push the tide of battle in thier favor….WHOS BAD!!

  69. mcbac508 December 14, 2007 at 6:12 pm -      #69

    like i said before, CHRISTIAN POWER!

  70. Some Guy Who Doesn't Quite Understand... December 17, 2007 at 7:21 pm -      #70

    “hmmm i think mc would win if he somehow locked lobo in an unbreakable cage or something or one of those crazy rooms!!!you know with the straight jacket and allbut if it was a straight up fight….lobo would win”
    No, this couldn’t be done…who’s to say he wouldn’t spill his own blood and allot it to seep out of a cage in order to escape…if it’s an energy cage different story (unless he walks right through the energy despite the pain, heat, and pressure)

  71. mcbac508 December 21, 2007 at 1:27 pm -      #71

    snatchrider is bad

  72. callum December 21, 2007 at 4:06 pm -      #72

    what if they fight over a volanoe then lobo is f#cked

  73. Chris97 December 26, 2007 at 2:16 am -      #73

    This time lobo wins

  74. Ian December 31, 2007 at 6:13 am -      #74

    u can’t compare them, lobo is immortal where master is not, he just has a higher living rate than other beings in halo 1-3.

  75. Infamous January 11, 2008 at 1:53 pm -      #75

    lol im goin to compare them even though lobo is immortal that doesnt mean he is undefeatable so basically this is what happens on ground and in space lobo gets gun buck he drops master cheif puts him in a chamber of no escape and then lobo has lost mc is the victor again

  76. Catfish January 25, 2008 at 3:07 am -      #76

    The thing you should know is that Lobo Super human Strength, and, well, Superhuman everything. The powers that weren’t mentioned is that his genius intellect branches out into all categories he knows out to rebuild his spacebike out of junk, he knows how to navigate slipspace, he knows freaking biochemistry! Besides all this his body absorbs damage by energy-based attacks (particulary electricity), and he can get into fits of rage that make him even stronger than what he already is. Theonly possible way for MC to win is if Cortana intstructed him on a second to second basis and somehow trapped him in like, a halo reactor, or a Sun, where even the energy could potentially charge him up, it would be so strong and so constant that he wouldn’t be able to fight it no matter how mad he got it.
    But without Cortana, Lobo would gut chief, or incinerate or run him over, or detonate him, or just arm wrestle him and humilate him until he finally decided to crush the MJOLNIR armor for fun and mount the helmet on his Bike.
    Frag you, MC, ya dirty bastich

  77. Jason January 27, 2008 at 3:02 pm -      #77

    plasma weapons melt lobo and burn his blood, physical properties get f&cked up in the blood so yeah mc yet again wins. - again, edited for language

  78. justin February 21, 2008 at 12:26 pm -      #78

    Again with the lobo having no body thing mc could definitly find a way to rid of lobo and the flood thing would also work because the clones of him are not immortil and can be killed.

  79. Robert February 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm -      #79

    I have done some reserch and even though Lobo had the ability to make copies of himself from a single drop of blood he has lost that abilty when fighting Vril Dox. So all MC has to do is pump enough stuff into him to kill him for a short time then distroy all of his cells. For example cremate his remain until their is nothing left but ash or have one of arbiters ships come and glass the area.

  80. brandon marcial February 23, 2008 at 9:37 am -      #80


  81. brandon marcial February 23, 2008 at 9:38 am -      #81


  82. halo freak(madden4605) February 24, 2008 at 12:41 am -      #82

    ok i know mose of the people the are going for mc are die hard fans meaning you will always route for mc but you need to know the limmets and mc will lose dont fight it mc will not always win :(

  83. Main Man February 24, 2008 at 7:21 pm -      #83

    I love the Chief, But even if you took Lobo’s Immortality away. He’s way too strong. And way faster then MC. Remember he fought Superman and almost won. You could give Mc all the weapons in the world. Lobo actually farted the equivalent of a 30megaton nuclear bomb.I doubt the Chief has ever farted a plasma nade let alone a nuclear bomb. Sorry Cheif you lose this one.

  84. halo freak(madden4605) February 25, 2008 at 10:20 am -      #84

    wow that must have been one nasty smelling fart

  85. halo freak(madden4605) February 25, 2008 at 10:21 am -      #85

    ( :

  86. brandon marcial March 3, 2008 at 9:12 pm -      #86

    well then jesus falls out of the clouds and b1tch slaps lobo and says:TO PURGATORY 4EVER!

  87. Testbug March 14, 2008 at 3:31 pm -      #87

    Lobo doesn’t actually have his cloneability anymore, however he’s immortal and his regeneration ability is best, he has shot his own brains, been torn in half, blown up by atom bombs and even pulverised to mere pulp, hell he even went inside a black hole once and has always come back so shooting him full of holes are cutting of limbs wont do much besides delaying the fight for a few seconds.
    Plus he has enough strenght and reaction speed to beat up superman.

    MC has no chance, Lobo wins this fight.

  88. Monokid March 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm -      #88

    *MC waling around looking for Lobo*
    *MC’s head torn off by Lobo’s hook*

    Lobo wins

  89. Metal D March 25, 2008 at 7:12 pm -      #89

    wtf? Remember that throughout the whole trilogy that MC never really dies. Even at the end of h3. he doesn’t die, he lands on another planet. So the fight would last for… ever

  90. Brad March 30, 2008 at 7:35 pm -      #90

    Lobo would annihilate Master Chief simply because of his awesome regeneration powers. Nothing can kill him.

    Lobo approaches MC.
    MC fires gun at Lobo.
    Lobo regenerates.
    Lobo approaches MC.
    Lobo punches through MC’s head.
    Lobo wins.

    Oh, and just because MC doesn’t die in the series doesn’t mean he’s immortal like Lobo.

  91. argus April 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm -      #91

    The official answer is: Lobo is the true form of Gravemind and seeks revenge on the Chief.It seems most likely that Lobo will win,but if he does>God will kill him cuz he is in favor of the MC who fights for humaity.

  92. vicarious one April 6, 2008 at 1:03 pm -      #92

    So cauterizing is why light saber wounds don’t bleed. man I’m dumb, I always just thought it was something the special effects guys forgot to do. lol

  93. Jim April 12, 2008 at 3:10 pm -      #93

    You f#cking #ssholes…Master Chief vs. Lobo???!!!!!! Am I reading correctly???!!!!

    Lobo is immortal f#ckheads!!!! And indestructible to boot…he cannot die under any degree of punishment…

    Master Chief is a pansy #ss f#cking mortal human mind you (as weak as any one of us, flesh and blood). Oooooh! He’s got some f#cking armor…who the f#ck cares #ssholes…Lobo is pure, raw, unadulterated kick#ss…without his biosuit and weapon, Master B!tch would be cleaning the pipes of Lobo’s chopper and damn well liking it. You dig? Of course you do…stop with this mindless bullsh!t…there are better match-ups in the world of fantasy and fiction, and this is certainly not one of them.

    Why don’t you suggest some, Jim?

    – edited for language, admin

  94. argus April 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm -      #94

    Wow,Jim sounds like a sh!tmouth.
    Wash that mouth girl.

    edited for language, admin

  95. dark fox April 20, 2008 at 3:54 am -      #95

    no.1 enough with your swearz jim. u toe sucking #ss munching artard. shut your mouth nobody cares. when u read this, go suck on a bar of soap and wash out all the scum your speaking. do U kiss your mother with that mouth?! U are sooo annoying! if anyone who reads this agree’s with me, feel free to dis this S.O.B out!
    DARK FOX RULES! - edited for language, admin

  96. lx N0WH3R3 xl April 23, 2008 at 9:37 am -      #96

    i hav to agree im a big mc fan but you cant do nothing when he is immortal it doesent matter if he doesnt spill a drop he cant die so it sucks for the cheif :cry:

  97. argosa-X April 23, 2008 at 12:43 pm -      #97

    :cool: Why is he EMOrtal again :?:

  98. Monokid April 24, 2008 at 3:59 pm -      #98

    He’s immortal cause he has been banned from entering either heaven or hell due to the fact he enjoyed hell too much beating everyone up and he didnt like heaven much so he kept kicking ass untill they let him use the reincarnation device to get back in his own body.

  99. Argosa-x April 24, 2008 at 10:33 pm -      #99

    :cool: Getting banned from heaven and hell doesn’t make you immortal.It either makes you nonexistent or flesh and bone. If he is still in this materialistic world than he is immortal nomatter what.Nothing can last forever away from the source,it will eventually have to return to it to survive.the key to imortality is to be near the soure.Banned from the source and the inferno will make him weakened by time.

  100. Monokid April 25, 2008 at 10:54 am -      #100

    Being banned from heaven and hell does not make you immortal indeed, it just makes that no one is there to collect your soul when your body dies, however Lobo’s body regenerates back into life and the soul stays in the body living on.

    The only thing Lobo needs to survive is himself, his regenerative abbilities is what keeps him young and strong.

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