Predator Vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Predator Vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

So, here we have the Predator going against Robert Smith of the Cure, I mean Edward Cullen of Twilight fame.

I haven’t seen the Twilight movie, so I’ll just have to assume he has the typical vampire abilities. Given that, I think even a Predator-in-training would wipe the floor with fight.

What say you?

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837 Comments on "Predator Vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)"

  1. Matapiojo December 15, 2008 at 3:58 pm -      #1

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    wait, wait…..

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    This vampire will be toast just by reading the Predator’s mind.

  2. Baron Somebody December 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm -      #2

    The Predator doesn’t even need his weapons to kill Edward

  3. L-W December 15, 2008 at 8:07 pm -      #3

    But he can annoy the Predator by gazing into his eyes with uncomofrotably huge clopseups, cheesy 70’s special effects and by generally being the poster boy for all those little girls who grew up with a crush fro Harry Potter; and now in their Teenage years require some ‘edgy’ (I’ve never considered closeted Homosexuality to be edgy) mastubatory fantasy to get them through High School…

    Will this glut in the movie season ever end?! Bring on the curious Case of Benjamin Button already!

  4. AlphaCommando December 15, 2008 at 9:56 pm -      #4

    Vampires in general are a thing of the past, from a day when the mightiest weapon was a broadsword (thus bringing that stake thing up). Their concept is…outdated at best.

    Also; fine analysis there L-W

  5. flyboy51 December 15, 2008 at 10:07 pm -      #5

    Predator is an alien species, so he would be unnaffected by the mind reading and likely his green blood wouldnt be smelled by edward. Predator would hunt Edward and discover his strengths and weaknesses and eventually kill him. But, in a hand-to-hand fight, Edward has superhuman speed, and equal strength with to the Predator, so he has a fighting chance. But i think Preds arsenal would give him the upper hand in the end.

  6. Space marine December 15, 2008 at 10:14 pm -      #6

    Why would edward even stand and fight. I mean a predator has armour so he cannot bite. And even if his neck was exposed why would he bite him,he has alien blood….ED gets aids and dies.

  7. TL December 15, 2008 at 11:23 pm -      #7

    Edward tries to drink Predator’s blood, but his fangs can’t penetrate Predator’s skin.

    Edward doesn’t give up though and keeps trying and finally succeeds.

    After 5 days of excruciating pain, Edward dies.

  8. Space marine December 16, 2008 at 6:44 am -      #8

    And then gets AID’s and dies again.

  9. kouov December 17, 2008 at 1:12 pm -      #9

    Edward vould not stand up to Predator.

  10. The_Master December 22, 2008 at 11:27 pm -      #10

    Preditor would win, if he can beat ppl with guns, he can beat a little vampire.

  11. KiraMasteroftheNote January 1, 2009 at 6:19 am -      #11

    Captain Sparkles vs. Predator
    Predator uses his shoulder plasma shooter and blows Sparkles to hell and back
    Then enjoys victory cake.

  12. Zach January 2, 2009 at 10:25 am -      #12

    Predator would blow his brains out by shooting Predators laser beam.

  13. Hunter137 January 4, 2009 at 11:47 am -      #13

    Thanks for doing this fight admin!!!!!! i hate that son of a bitch called edward, common he is a gay bitch made for stupid 9 year old girls…dunno y he became so famous…i think predator can kick his gaaaaaay ass, and he would clean his horrible ass with eddies hair, then f#ck bella and take out eddie`s spine

  14. nejihyuga13 January 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm -      #14

    i think edward would win for one he he can read peoples mind if you’ve read the book or seen the movie in the book it says he can read everyone’s mind exept bella’s and his mother (not biological one say’s he runs the fastest) out of all the vampires so he could dodge whatever the predator tries to shoot at him plus in the book it says that the only way to kill twilight vampires you have to rip them to pieces and then burn those pieces they can go out in the sun and crosses don’t work on them so it doesn’t matter how many times he get’s shot he won’t die plus he has superhuman strength plus if the predator goes invisible he could smell his blood so he could still find him it might be hard but edward would win

  15. MJSC STARWARS January 27, 2009 at 3:03 am -      #15

    Aside from the fact that the majority of the people voicin’ their opinions are homophobic pricks (you know who you are), you cannot deny the fact that this fight isn’t as clear cut as it may seem to some. Whether you like Edward or not, he is a vampire, meanin’ he is not a usual human target for a yautja (Predator). A yautja is stronger than Edward, but Edward is faster. A yautja has advanced tech and weaponry, which gives him that advantage. But Edward can read minds and catch the scent of blood. It’s not known if he can read the minds of other species, or smell alien blood, but until proven otherwise, it’s likely. I say that the battle would be fierce, but neither one would end up killin’ the other. They would both be injured, but Edward would be hurt more severely. A victory for the yautja in the since that Edward would be hurt more than he is, but a draw from the viewpoint that they’re both still alive and one could not kill the other.

  16. yogidan15 February 7, 2009 at 1:55 am -      #16

    even though edward would lose he wouldnt try to fight predator because he dosnt like green blood anyway, although the prdator might see a vampire as a challenge

  17. Hunter137 February 8, 2009 at 3:36 am -      #17

    dont be stupid Gay edward can only read human minds, and predators f#cking rock among with zealots, rep comandos, mortal kombat ninjas, etc…they all kill edwar u know y? CUZ HES F#CKING GAY!!

  18. The One Sin February 8, 2009 at 1:12 pm -      #18

    “they all kill edwar u know y? CUZ HES F#CKING GAY!!”

    Haha. I dare not to defy that logic.

  19. Thepocalypse February 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm -      #19

    Pred: I’ll kill you, motherf&*er.
    Ed: Not if I sparkle!
    Pred: Lol wut?

  20. Tyson April 15, 2009 at 3:19 am -      #20

    go predator I’m sorry I afend anybody but Edwards gay as

  21. Someone May 10, 2009 at 11:17 am -      #21

    Predator wins. This doesn’t even need an explanation, Predator would destroy Edward in a second.

  22. IPaleoParasite June 3, 2009 at 8:17 pm -      #22

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

    Is there even a fight here. Predator impales Pretty Sparkle Pants, skins him, and tears out his spine. Even if he was SOMEHOW going to lose he would just activate his bomb and UBERSCREW the little vampire pussie.

  23. Akegetsu August 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm -      #23

    I’m gonna start this off by saying Edward cullen is really really gay. reallyreallyreallyreally gay. But everyone is seriously underestimating these faggot ass glitter vampires.

    But predator doesn’t stand a chance against a glitter vampire. With extreme durability, speed, senses, and very very fast high speed regeneration. The predator has the weapons to kill him. But not the speed or strength. They have vision able to see molecules in the air, strength that can crush stone to sand with pure ease, speed faster at least faster than the fastest italian sports cars, and bullet time reflexes, if not better.

    I say edward literally rips the alien’s head off. Even though I want the glitter fag to lose.It’s just not going to happen.

  24. Jwlynas August 17, 2009 at 6:21 pm -      #24

    Thanks god Akegetsu jumped in. I was so tempted to start wading in for the serious underdog here… Oh what the hell, I’ll play.

    Why do women love him? he’s broodily handsome, he’s like totally immortal, just like his love, he’s pale with nice hair. Also, never underestimate the power of british charm.

    The twilight vampires are stronger than the predator, faster than him, have better natural senses, wouldn’t show up on the Infrared, and to top it all off, his disco ball skin in the daylight would surely reflect any lasers?

    Edward takes this hands broodily thrust into his pockets as he ponders life without the totally not dull and mindless Bella. Whose dad is a bad ass. Bella’s dad could take predator. He’s a blue collar cop just like danny glover!

  25. ss August 17, 2009 at 9:00 pm -      #25

    whether or not he could take edard(hope so) if he loses, BOOOM by by edward, brbause of his bomb

  26. Captain Epic August 17, 2009 at 10:07 pm -      #26

    I hired Predetor to rid this filth from the Earth.

  27. Megaraptor18 August 17, 2009 at 10:20 pm -      #27

    I’m suprised that Predator hasn’t been given the BankGambling Award yet.

  28. AkumaTh August 17, 2009 at 11:06 pm -      #28

    About Edward’s Mind reading powers; Is it he can see what they see or is it he can hear their thoughts? Because if he can, remember when you think you think in your own language. And I doubt Eddy can understand his language.

    And you have to keep in mind, the Predator is a hunter at first. He’ll stalk his prey like Edward does to that girl. While he may not have the speed, who knows if he has the technology to cover his smells like he does for vision. Humans mask their sents when they go out hunting, so it could be possible for the Predator as well.

    And finally, the Predator took on (a sick) Superman and stood toe to toe with him (I think, would like some confirmation). I beleive Predator has the weapons and tactics to take down Edward.

  29. AHEM August 18, 2009 at 12:24 am -      #29

    The Predator should be able to win this, even if Edward’s epic patheticness is taken out of the equation and we all agree to forget the heinous sin against literature and mythology that is the Sparkling Vampire.

    Why? Shoulder-mounted firepower blows Ed apart in one shot. Meyerpires aren’t invincible. They can be hurt, or killed, by modern weapons.(Like a rocket launcher.) The Predator would only need one shot to disable Edward. The Sparkle!Vamp’s only hope is to evade the Predator’s every attack. With his exceptional speed, I’ll say he could do that for awhile, but eventually the Predator will get in a hit, and then Edward will be too stunned to defend himself.

  30. Spartan117 September 25, 2009 at 12:21 am -      #30

    as I never read any of those books I think if the gay ass Vampire would utterly be a match for A predator in training but pit the vampire with like a well older and more trained Predator in combat the vampire is in deep shit seeing he is no match for the older and more skilled Predator take like the clan leader for instances, if the gay pussy fag vs the leader of a predator clan, he stands no chance at all

  31. AHEM October 29, 2009 at 4:53 pm -      #31

    “The twilight vampires are stronger than the predator, faster than him, have better natural senses, wouldn’t show up on the Infrared, and to top it all off, his disco ball skin in the daylight would surely reflect any lasers?”

    Meyerpires are cold as ice. They’d show up on the infrared, for the sole reason that they’re a hell of a lot colder than everything around them. The Predator would probably be wondering what the heck that dark blue smudge is.

    And no, Meyerpire skin can’t reflect lasers or plasma shots. They aren’t indestructible, but are rather composed of a rock-like substance comparable in strength to diamond. He would get blown apart, just like a boulder would get blown apart if the Predator targeted it.

    FYI, Predators have superhuman physical abilities, incredible senses(being predators, after all) and can turn invisible at will. Not to mention they actually bring weapons to the fight.

  32. ss November 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm -      #32

    lasers burn guys, and edward isnt FTL so he loses

  33. AHEM November 15, 2009 at 3:53 pm -      #33

    “lasers burn guys, and edward isnt FTL so he loses”

    Definitely. I can’t imagine someone so obsessed with Twilight that they would think Ed is faster than light. Twivamps aren’t even faster than sound.

    I know, ’cause I actually took the time to calculate out some distances they travel and how long it takes them. They’ve taken several minutes to cross distances that would take sound 25 seconds, and would take light an infinitesimal fraction of a second.

    Invisibility is what decides this in my opinion. Edward won’t even be able to see the Predator until he’s right behind him, and a blast from the Predator’s futuristic weaponry blows his body into sparkling bits.

  34. My boyfriend HATES TWILIGHT November 17, 2009 at 9:38 am -      #34

    Predi’s just pissed that EDWARD gets all the CHICKS.

  35. Sapper007 November 17, 2009 at 11:20 am -      #35

    Predator isnt pissed that edward gets all the sad, knife ready emo chicks… he ignores them for being so stupid.

  36. Asger November 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm -      #36

    Edwards pissed because Predator doesn’t phail as hard as him.

  37. Matapiojo November 17, 2009 at 12:35 pm -      #37

    “Predi’s just pissed that EDWARD gets all the CHICKS.”

    /shrug

    The more that come to be slaughtered the merrier.

  38. midnite marauder November 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm -      #38

    Am I the only one who read any of the predator books and comics? The Predator would obliterate Edward through sheer firepower. Contrary to what people believe Predators arm themselves with more then just shoulder canons. They also have access to a plethora of different laser and plasm rifles that are powerful enough to shatter aliens(who’s exoskeleton can only be pierced by high calibur ammunition),not to mention being superior martial fighters as well.

    And as for not being able to see the the glittery vampire the Predator’s mask allows for it to see in different spectrums thus allowing them to see the xenos(which give off no heat at all being silicone based) thus they would have no problem seeing Edward and whatever they see their shoulder canons track.

    And lastly about strength. I’m not sure exactly how strong the vampire is but Predator’s are able to go hand to hand with xenos who are able to tear trough 5 inch thick steel blast doors like aluminum foil. I dobt the vampire is much stronger then that.

  39. AHEM November 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm -      #39

    “And lastly about strength. I’m not sure exactly how strong the vampire is but Predator’s are able to go hand to hand with xenos who are able to tear trough 5 inch thick steel blast doors like aluminum foil. I dobt the vampire is much stronger then that.”

    According to the author, a Meyerpire is physically strong enough to lift a minivan over their head and throw it. Minivans weigh about 2 tons on average.

    However their strength compares, however, the technology of the Predator is going to be the deciding factor. Meyerpire skin just isn’t built to withstand the kind of firepower you mentioned in addition to the cannons they used in the movie.

  40. ss November 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm -      #40

    the fact that preds weapons are faster than edwards speed advantage mead pred wins

  41. Sapper007 November 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm -      #41

    Predators also specialize, if they are hunting humans, they use their crap weapons… xenomorphs? the bring heavier artillery… remember the AVP RTS??
    didnt their sniper have a rail cannon that could shoot through 3 walls of bunkers??? or was the the humans??? Either way… I doubt that Edward would be able to smell the blood of the predator… Consider what gives human blood a distinctive smell is iron…

    also I doubt that Sparkles would be able to see the predator.

    Also this predator would be more than what we have seen… closer to the AVP requiem predator than the others…

    Predator 1 and 2 where half rate outcasts

    AVP Three Predator hunter initiates

    AVP 2 that was a veteran hunter, and he pretty much killed a bunch of these critters with ease…

  42. Sapper007 November 17, 2009 at 4:06 pm -      #42

    oh… and if the Predator loses… hes detonating his wrist nuke…

    so at very least its tied….

    but really Yuatja are vastly superior…. and a pack could logically wipe Sparkles and his kin from the planet…

  43. midnite marauder November 17, 2009 at 9:02 pm -      #43

    @AHEM-And your basic garden variety queen guard aka praetorian is strong enough(if running at full speed) to knock an APC on its side. But your right I can’t really compare their strength cause I’m not to familiar with Twilight vamps except for hear-say. However like you said the preds weaponery would obliterate Eddy. And they are full automatic too.

    Also Sapper has it right. If its an intiate then maybe Edward can pull the when. MAYBE. But if its a veteran killer like Dachande, Topknot, or hell even Shortie then Edward will be grinded into glitter and the remains glued to a pre-shooler’s art project.

  44. Cpt Olimar November 17, 2009 at 9:14 pm -      #44

    so who’s going to clean up the glitter mess when this is over? I’m certainly not…

  45. AHEM November 17, 2009 at 10:48 pm -      #45

    “so who’s going to clean up the glitter mess when this is over? I’m certainly not…”

    The preferred method of disposal is to build a bonfire and remove the filth from the world for good. Hopefully the Predator will completely atomize the Meyerpire and we won’t have to bother ourselves with the clean up.

  46. Troy January 7, 2010 at 7:42 pm -      #46

    predator grabs edward’s head, rips it off, takes off his helmet, wipes Edward’s blood on his forehead, and walks away

  47. DaWolf January 7, 2010 at 7:53 pm -      #47

    Why the hell didn’t I see this one sooner? Another chance to bash the bane of my existance? SCORE!

    Mr Cullen’s going down, and going down HARD. He’s got the yechnological and physical advantage and there’s noe fing way ed can hide because of his “predator skin”. He will be annihilated because the predator will be pissed because of the whole twilight series taking the name predator, dragging it through the mud, stomping on it, spitting on it, pissing on it, shiting on it, leaving it out to dry while they beat it with sticks.

    So, just to reiterate, Edward Cullen is going down HARD!

  48. AHEM January 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm -      #48

    “He will be annihilated because the predator will be pissed because of the whole twilight series taking the name predator, dragging it through the mud, stomping on it, spitting on it, pissing on it, shiting on it, leaving it out to dry while they beat it with sticks.”

    Maybe that’s the reason why they’re fighting . . . the Predator wants to eliminate the ones who made predators look bad.

    (BTW, “shiting” should be spelt with two t’s, as in “Shitting.”)

  49. John Anen January 12, 2010 at 1:42 pm -      #49

    “(BTW, ‘shiting’ should be spelt with two t’s, as in ‘Shitting.’)”

    You know you’re nitpicking when you have to tell someone the proper way to spell a swear word.

  50. i dunno January 12, 2010 at 2:16 pm -      #50

    ok lets compare weapons:
    predator:
    plasma caster
    plasma grenade launcher (avp2)
    spear (acid resistant)
    retractable metal claws (acid resistant)
    net gun
    trowing disc that lops peoples heads off and returns to the throwers hand

    edward
    umm….fangs?
    ……………………..
    …………………….
    ……………………?

    lets compare the amount of kills each side can claim
    predator:
    avp2 (game)
    countless alien drones and praetorians
    two predaliens
    some facehuggers
    an alien queen
    a FUCKLOAD of marines (and these guys werent fucking around with weapons)
    an EXOSUIT (this thing had more dakka than three tanks, and it walked)

    aliens vs predator film:
    shitloads of aliens and a queen

    avp2 requriem (film)
    fuckload of aliens
    had a draw with a predalien

    edward:
    umm……what has edward killed lately?

    lets be quite frank here: a modern soldier, no a fucking CIVILIAN, with NO military training and only a rusted, looted, MUSKET could take on edward and win.
    hell, the civvie wouldnt even need to be that old, a fucking four year old could aim and fire the musket, boom. headshot.

    the only real advantage edward has are the swarms of fangirls blocking the predators aim, and even then, the pred could cut the swarm down.

    god…. its just so hard not to hate twilight vampires….

    (walks to window, shoots a vamp-ire)

  51. Ridwan January 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm -      #51

    but let’s not forget the predatos biggest weakness. It’s vision
    Eddy boy is a vampire and so probably has no heartbeat (havent read the books at all by the way), low body temp. C’mon guys, Arnie beat this guy with a mudpack on his face. Edward is easily as strong as Arnie.

  52. Kenny C. January 12, 2010 at 2:40 pm -      #52

    “but let’s not forget the predatos biggest weakness. It’s visionEddy boy is a vampire and so probably has no heartbeat (havent read the books at all by the way), low body temp. C’mon guys, Arnie beat this guy with a mudpack on his face. Edward is easily as strong as Arnie.”
    – /Facepalm/
    SOMEONE hasn’t watched Predator 2.

  53. Sapper007 January 12, 2010 at 2:48 pm -      #53

    um… vision?? is his weakness??

    Being able to see in 3 spectrums of light… vs 1 that requires white light… =/= weakness…

    jackass…

  54. Megaraptor18 January 12, 2010 at 2:52 pm -      #54

    Don’t forget Alien vs Predator movies they’re even more visions that a Predator can use. Even one that can detect Xenomorphs (I think thats their name.) vision is not a weakness for the Predator

  55. i dunno January 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm -      #55

    look, the pred picks up heat, red blood green blood, even fucking ACID blood, i think it could pick up faggot blood

  56. Soe January 12, 2010 at 8:50 pm -      #56

    LOL, don’t make me laugh. Edward’s not even WORTHY of being called a friggin’ vampire. Honestly, when the hell did vampires SPARKLE?!? Predator wouldn’t even waste time with this pathetic jackass that ruined vampire lore.

  57. DaWolf January 12, 2010 at 8:58 pm -      #57

    Grammar is the biggest concern here? Really dude? I’ll let it slide this time because were on the same page.

    Everyone else already summed up the vision thing so let me add the all-important: IN YO FACE!

  58. midnite marauder January 12, 2010 at 9:06 pm -      #58

    The people saying the Predator can’t see Edward needs to shut their mouths because they know not what their talking about. The Predator has many different vision spectrums due to the mask including one that allows them to see the Xenos who give off no heat what so ever due to their exoskeleton.

    However lets not sleep on Edward. He’s trully the superior in everything but intelligence, experience, and firepower.

  59. Soe January 12, 2010 at 9:13 pm -      #59

    lol, midnite, I agree on the sparklefaggot’s lack of intelligence completely.

  60. theobserver January 12, 2010 at 9:13 pm -      #60

    Laughter aside, I don’t think Edward would stand even a smidge of a chance here, it’s already been stated that the Yautja have faced far more challenging foes from other planets such as the Xenomorphs, etc. besides, in the absolute worst case scenario the hunter may lose but so what? He can just detonate his bomb and blow a massive crater on their location…lets see sparkly try to outrun that…

  61. AHEM January 12, 2010 at 9:48 pm -      #61

    “Being able to see in 3 spectrums of light… vs 1 that requires white light… =/= weakness…”

    Meyerpires have much stronger vision than normal humans, and “Breaking Dawn” reveals that they can see a color that normal human eyes can’t perceive, meaning they can see into either ultraviolet or infrared.

    That being said, vision is no disadvantage to the Predator. It will still be able to see Edward, and still have the weaponry necessary to take him out.

  62. AHEM January 12, 2010 at 9:50 pm -      #62

    “look, the pred picks up heat, red blood green blood, even fucking ACID blood, i think it could pick up faggot blood”

    According to the author, Meyerpires don’t have blood in their systems, except for some venom and other vampire juices that lubricate their bodies, unless they’ve fed recently. If Edward is to be at his full strength, he will need to have recently ingested human or animal blood, which would still be in his system for the Predator to notice.

  63. AHEM January 12, 2010 at 9:55 pm -      #63

    “look, the pred picks up heat, red blood green blood, even fucking ACID blood, i think it could pick up faggot blood”

    According to Twilight pseudoscience, Meyerpires do not have blood in their systems, only some vampire juices and venom that lubricates their bodies, and that is slighlty acidic. However, if they have recently fed, some of that blood remains in their body for a time. I’m not sure where the blood goes, as the author has stated that Meyerpires do not relieve themselves, despite this lack of an exit from the body violating the Law of Conservation of Mass. Anyway, if there was still some blood in Edward(and there would need to be, for him to be at his full strength) it would make it easier for the Predator to notice him.

  64. cyborg pirate ninja jesus January 12, 2010 at 10:16 pm -      #64

    i havent seen twighlite and i dont plan to. however i would like to go see this fight…which inevitably ends in cullen being blown into a billion pieces

  65. Darkbladex96 January 12, 2010 at 11:06 pm -      #65

    edward cullen vs predator really? He’s a fagpire he cant do anything except sparkle. WTF thats suppose to do against the predator? he’s gonna get shredded and blasted then the predator is gonna through off his wrist computer and nuke him, because even a lack of translation doesnt stop intergalactic hunters from seeing that edward cullen is a homo, emo, douchebag incapable of any feat that a real vampire could perform.

  66. Darkbladex96 January 12, 2010 at 11:08 pm -      #66

    WTF i cant comment!!!!!

  67. Darkbladex96 January 12, 2010 at 11:12 pm -      #67

    oh god this fight…..is going to end with predator claws covered in sparkly flesh and homo blood.

  68. Ridwan January 13, 2010 at 12:00 pm -      #68

    OK…
    maybe weakness wasn’t the right word. And considering your replies i’m gonna take back what i said about the Pred not being able to see Eddy, but the Predator does have flaws. Over-reliant on technology being the main one, also their plot armour is very, very weak. That’s the most annoying thing about Predators. They die.A lot.

  69. Sapper007 January 13, 2010 at 12:06 pm -      #69

    OK…
    maybe weakness wasn’t the right word. And considering your replies i’m gonna take back what i said about the Pred not being able to see Eddy, but the Predator does have flaws. Over-reliant on technology being the main one, also their plot armour is very, very weak. That’s the most annoying thing about Predators. They die.A lot.

    again… refer to earlier posts… about teirs of Preds… movies feature all low teir monkeys… except 1… and he pretty much WTF pwns everything….

  70. Megaraptor18 January 13, 2010 at 12:14 pm -      #70

    “except 1… and he pretty much WTF pwns everything….”

    Yea the one in AVP 2 was pretty badass

  71. Sapper007 January 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm -      #71

    um… mega… that was him…

  72. i dunno January 14, 2010 at 2:44 pm -      #72

    ok, heres how this engagement goes.

    cullen is in the middle of some random woods, the animals have all left as they could not stand to be in the prescence of such a crime against fiction.

    cullens head is torn off from behind by the predator, the predator is revealed to have accomplished this with its finger nail.

    the animals return to the area, and a horde of predator children run and start cheering for the pred, the world is happy, the predator went on to become president of the united states due to popularity, and later commander in-chief of NATO. his biography was puplished and later made into a film that sold three hundred times as well in the box office in comparision to twilight.

    am i the only one who wonders what predator children look like?

  73. Ridwan January 14, 2010 at 3:46 pm -      #73

    I always thought they were born like orcs in LOTR, can;t imagine such a travesty as a baby predator. Anyway…

    Cullen isn’t as weak as some people are making him out to be, this will not be an easy fight for the Predator. Don’t get me wrong, the Predator will win. And teenage girls around the world will cry. I’d love to see a good ol’ fistfight between these two. Predator’s skill vs Cullens speed.

  74. i dunno January 14, 2010 at 5:21 pm -      #74

    “I always thought they were born like orcs in LOTR, can;t imagine such a travesty as a baby predator. Anyway…”

    personally i think it would look kind of cute, what with the tiny baby mandibles and all…

  75. pred4tw January 15, 2010 at 12:36 am -      #75

    lol, yeah, simple. just send in the Predator from AVPR. FATALITY! No uber-gay excuse of a fairy can stack up to a badass alien hunter that slaughtered just about everything in his path.

  76. i dunno January 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm -      #76

    just send in A predator, doesnt need to be particularly powerful for a predator

    technology>magic (and even then, cullen doesnt seem to be that powerful as far as magic goes)

  77. DaWolf January 16, 2010 at 7:16 pm -      #77

    Cullen has no power in this match-up. I hate to bring up anything to help this faggot out but, if nothing i’m fair, and fairly, cullen has a good speed thing going on. That is the only forseeable monkey-wrench Ed can throw into the predator’s plan to hang his azz. But even with that, it would probably just prolong the fight and pis the predator off een more

  78. i dunno January 17, 2010 at 8:23 am -      #78

    can i just quickly cast a vote here:

    who thinks that from now on in we should refer to cullen as “sparklefaggot”

  79. SinZero January 17, 2010 at 9:23 am -      #79

    who thinks that from now on in we should refer to cullen as “sparklefaggot”
    Too long to type, not worth the effort. ‘sparkly’ or ‘fagpire’ are shorter and do the job just as well.

    Predator for Factpie award (why hasn’t this been suggested before?).

  80. DaWolf January 17, 2010 at 9:48 pm -      #80

    Good point Sin. I second said nomination.

  81. theobserver January 17, 2010 at 9:54 pm -      #81

    *tries to hold in laughter* okay, I’ll take a deep breath…
    This thread just never fails to make me laugh…although this can’t be counted as a fair fight, I nominate the pred for the award too

  82. Darkbladex96 January 17, 2010 at 10:32 pm -      #82

    speeds not even a factor in here remember predators carry those laser trip wires like in AVP2, Eddy’s gonna sprint and lose all his extremities.

  83. Darkbladex96 January 17, 2010 at 10:35 pm -      #83

    Predatory shouldve came into this with the FP award.

  84. cyborg pirate ninja jesus January 17, 2010 at 10:40 pm -      #84

    i nominate edward…….bah just kidding predator wins fp for him

  85. orpheus12 January 17, 2010 at 11:03 pm -      #85

    @ I dunno
    For the record, technology doesn’t triumph over magic.

  86. Darkbladex96 January 17, 2010 at 11:12 pm -      #86

    shit…..you kno the best way to kill a final fantasy mage? shoot em.

  87. cyborg pirate ninja jesus January 17, 2010 at 11:15 pm -      #87

    @orpheus
    depends on wat magic vs what tech

  88. AHEM January 20, 2010 at 1:50 pm -      #88

    I fifth the nomination for the Predator.

    “technology>magic (and even then, cullen doesnt seem to be that powerful as far as magic goes)”

    He doesn’t have any magic at all, unless you count his limited ability to psychically hear others’ thoughts. All his strengths are in physical augmentations that the author tried to explain using pseudoscience. She even claims that her meyerpires are “more science than magic.”

  89. midnite marauder January 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm -      #89

    I agree with cyborg it depends on what magic and tech we’re talking about cause no matter how powerful your gun is or advanced your armour its worthless against someone who can turn you into a field mouse at a thought or blink you from existance or summon greater demos from the depths of the abyss ubstoppable to everything but the most powerful of magics.

  90. i dunno January 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm -      #90

    “For the record, technology doesn’t triumph over magic.”

    short list of people who beg to differ:
    the grey knights
    the imperial guard
    the trader emergancy coalition
    the vasari
    jack walters
    the necrons
    the point man from fear
    the doctor
    i dunno
    the US army
    the british empire
    the soviet union
    the peoples rebublic of china
    the roman empire
    aliens
    solid snake
    big boss

    and many more…

    its like lasers vs bullets, one is so badass that the other becomes redundant

    bullets ftw

  91. tu papa January 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm -      #91

    let me see………:
    super skilled alien hunter vs a gay vampire??????????
    predator will kill edward like i kill a fly

  92. AHEM January 27, 2010 at 5:01 pm -      #92

    It’s a little silly to declare any technology better than any magic, or vice versa. You can’t very well generlze to a degree where a pistol will beat a magical superbeing who can destroy the world easily, or on the other side of the spectrum, that a little telekinetic control over hand-sized objects could trump the Death Star.

  93. Paladino February 3, 2010 at 4:09 am -      #93

    I want to see the Predators fight the Cullens, Volturi, Shapeshifter, and all twilight related character……

    the Predators will be led by Scarface(Predator Concrete Jungle), Wolf(AVP requiem), Yautjas Clan Leaders, Predator Vets , the Ancient predators including their nuclear Carrier(AVP Extinction)…………..

    so Begin the movie

    Twilight: Requiem of Extinction, lol……..

  94. VF1Skullangel February 14, 2010 at 1:43 am -      #94

    The Predator would kill Cullen like how he did with Hawkins in the first movie. Ed wouldn’t see it coming. LOL.

  95. AHEM February 21, 2010 at 1:21 pm -      #95

    “Twilight: Requiem of Extinction, lol……..”

    Good, drive those blasted embarrasments to vampirism extinct for good. Maybe then there will be no more Twilight books.

  96. Asger February 21, 2010 at 1:26 pm -      #96

    Unfortunatley Meyer has another in the works. The punchline? It’s the exact same as the first book, but written from Edwards perspective. Tweens are so stupid for buying this crap…

  97. midnite marauder February 21, 2010 at 2:00 pm -      #97

    After reviewing the movie new moon I would have to give it to cullen unfortunately. He’s just too fast and to strong for a predator to keep up with. The vampire from that movie move so fast it looks like they teleport and and are strong enough to lift minivans over their heads and rip through concrete like its water. There’s really nothing the predator can do against that. No big lost though since I like the kainde amedha better.

  98. midnite marauder February 21, 2010 at 2:38 pm -      #98

    After watching the movie new moon I have concluded that cullen would be the unfortunate victor in this match. He is just too fast and too strong. Cullen moves so fast it practically looks like he’s teleporting and is strong enough to lift a minivan over his head with one hand and rake his claws through solid concrete as if it was made of water. He just brings too much of an advantage far past the ability of any yuatja to handle. Oh well I like the kainde amedha better. Now before any haters spam me just look up the videos and be the judge for yourself.

  99. i dunno February 21, 2010 at 3:27 pm -      #99

    my god…

    are you saying that sparklefaggot (or twinkletwat, whatever) WOULD WIN?!?!?!

    (reveals an enfield, with a menacing bayonet attatched)

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, REPENT!

  100. sonofhades February 21, 2010 at 4:07 pm -      #100

    O.O, you actually think edward can beat a predator??? Actually before I go on and on what type of predator is it?

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