Thanos vs Darkseid

Thanos vs Darkseid

Suggested by Rookie

Thanos (Marvel) will go up against Darkseid (DC). Only this time this is not a battle. Instead they will face each other in a card game. Both will have a deck of cards from Yu-Gi-Oh and a week to learn rules and how to best use their deck. Let’s find out who will be a best in both luck and strategy!

Thanos’s deck:

Infinity Emperor:

Monsters: 26
3x Meklord Emperor Granel Infinity
3x Berserk Gorilla
3x King Tiger Wanghu
3x Nimble Momonga
3x Super-Nimble Mega Hamster
3x Ryko, Lightsworn Hunter
3x Playful Possum
1x Meklord Emperor Wisel Infinity
2x Vampire Koala
2x Meklord Emperor Skiel Infinity
Spells: 6
1x Smashing Ground
1x Monster Reincarnation
2x Mystical Space Typhoon
1x Wild Nature’s Release
1x Book of Moon
Traps: 8
3x Limit Reverse
2x Draining Shield
2x Destruct Potion
1x Aegis of Gaia

Darkseid’s deck:

Earthbound Immortal:

Monsters (20):
2x Dark Simorgh
1x Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu
1x Earthbound Immortal Uru
1x Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua
1x Divine Fowl King Alector
2x Slate Warrior
3x Armored Bee
2x Phantom Skyblaster
3x Giant Germ
2x Neo-Spacian Air Hummingbird
1x An Owl of Luck
1x Malefic Cyber End Dragon
Spells (13)
1x Book of Moon
1x Earthbound Whirlwind
1x Field Barrier
2x Fires of Doomsday
3x Mausoleum of the Emperor
1x Swords of Revealing Light
1x Terraforming
2x Poison of the Old Man
1x Mystical Space Typhoon
Traps (7):
2x Bottomless Trap Hole
1x Call of the Haunted
1x Dark Bribe
1x Dimensional Prison
2x Negate Attack
Extra deck (1):
1x Cyber End Dragon

Who will win?

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34 Comments on "Thanos vs Darkseid"

  1. Mea quidem sententia August 20, 2015 at 2:09 am -      #1

    Thanos with his Infinity Gauntlet. He’ll be like Pegasus.

    For once I’m first. Tonight is a memorable event. Let’s celebrate.

  2. Rookie August 20, 2015 at 2:13 am -      #2

    @Mea quidem sententia

    “Thanos with his Infinity Gauntlet. He’ll be like Pegasus.”

    This would be unfair, although I never understood what so dangerous about Pegasus ability to read minds. He can see what cards I have? Big deal, he will just know despair sooner.

  3. Jake_Uzumaki August 20, 2015 at 2:16 am -      #3

    Wouldn’t this essentially be a random tossup each round based on what cards ended up where in the deck?
    Is there some sort of Yu-Gi-Oh simulator where we could set two ai’s with these decks against each other to see which is most likely to win/have the best luck?

    Also at least this isn’t a complete duplicate of the other Thanos vs Darkseid thread

  4. AbsoluteZero August 20, 2015 at 3:49 am -      #4

    Darkseid: “SCREW THE RULES, I’VE GOT PARADEMONS.”

  5. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets August 20, 2015 at 4:30 am -      #5

    images.forwallpaper.com/files/thumbs/preview/16/164865__thanos-vs-darkseid_p.jpg

  6. zeretulee August 20, 2015 at 4:38 am -      #6

    Thanos: “can we hurry this game up please? I have to go stick my boot up the Avengers collective ass”

  7. Mea quidem sententia August 20, 2015 at 9:54 am -      #7

    @zeretulee
    Haha!

  8. AbsoluteZero August 20, 2015 at 10:32 am -      #8

    Thanos: “can we hurry this game up please? I have to go stick my boot up the Avengers collective ass”

    Darkseid: “That would require you to get out of your chair. And we both know you’re not doing that for a few years. You’ve got the time. Time to be annhiliated by the Omega Effect.”

  9. Ninja Lowk August 20, 2015 at 12:06 pm -      #9

    Darkseid: “SCREW THE RULES, I’VE GOT PARADEMONS.”

    Lol, Kiba’s money ain’t got shit on owning an entire planet.

  10. pimpmage August 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm -      #10

    Why not settle this with a bayblade fight? Aw.. who am I kidding. It’s time to D-D-D-D-Duel!

    (MTG is better imo)

  11. The Geek Lord August 20, 2015 at 2:24 pm -      #11

    I don’t understand the purpose of this…why take these two who everyone wants to see fight if you’re just gonna have them control other creatures…? Why not just make a separate match where the monsters fight each other without being controlled by a master?

  12. Ninja Lowk August 20, 2015 at 2:48 pm -      #12

    “why take these two who everyone wants to see fight if you’re just gonna have them control other creatures…?”

    Thanos and Darksied already have a match vs one another.

  13. Friendlysociopath August 20, 2015 at 2:54 pm -      #13

    MTG is better imo

    Children please, Pokemon is the best card game.

  14. Ninja Lowk August 20, 2015 at 3:06 pm -      #14

    “Pokemon is the best card game.”

    I beleive you’re confused. I think you meant UNO.

  15. LadyRamkin August 20, 2015 at 3:08 pm -      #15

    Snap is by far the most superior.

  16. Ragnorke August 20, 2015 at 3:11 pm -      #16

    My best TCG memories come from Yu-Gi-Oh.
    Although i’m currently a rank 5 in Hearthstone (top 3% on the planet)… If that counts as a TCG… Pretty sure it’s the most played online card game atm.

    Btw, is anyone here reading DCs Doctor Fate run?
    viewcomic.com/doctor-fate-003-2015/

    Issue #3 had some fantastic feats for him, specially considering he’s only like a 15 year old.
    It’s basically Shazam with better feats, and a better art style (a more unique artstyle anyways, might not be for everyone)

    Also, Armor Wars is now my favorite Secret Wars tie-in.
    My god that story is genius.
    GENIUS.
    Never liked Ironman comics, but my god…

  17. Ninja Lowk August 20, 2015 at 3:53 pm -      #17

    “It’s basically Shazam with better feats, and a better art style (a more unique artstyle anyways, might not be for everyone)”

    Yeah I’m liking DC’s current run of things. I’m even less sour about Lobdell’s stuff.
    Did you see the Clark moment when he school’d Trevor on who he was?
    EDIT: Also Shazam has feats. Remember that time he created a ping pong table? Has fate created a ping pong table?
    ===
    “Also, Armor Wars is now my favorite Secret Wars tie-in.”

    I think I got the jest of it except, did they explain why their dad messed everything up?

  18. pimpmage August 20, 2015 at 5:03 pm -      #18

    “Although i’m currently a rank 5 in Hearthstone (top 3% on the planet)… If that counts as a TCG… Pretty sure it’s the most played online card game atm.”

    When I first played hearthstone, I was a casual MTG player. Going into the game, I absolutely kicked noobs in the face and shit on them. If you ever had friends to play with, the actual card game can be pretty fun. Though, if you want to try it out first, there are pretty accurate officially licensed MTG games on steam that come out every year.

  19. LadyRamkin August 20, 2015 at 5:08 pm -      #19

    I would probably like MTG if card draw didn’t hate me. I either Draw nothing but mana or no mana. I think it might actually be a statistical miracle.

  20. lethal_gecko August 20, 2015 at 8:48 pm -      #20

    Exodia wins.

  21. Alphastriker August 21, 2015 at 12:10 am -      #21

    @Lethal_gecko
    Exodia OP.

  22. sadot06 August 23, 2015 at 8:39 pm -      #22

    Question 1: Why are their decks so bad?

    Question 2: If they learned the rules, why is Darkseid using 2 Bottomless Trap Hole? Are they playing with the OCG or TCG list?

  23. Ninja Lowk August 23, 2015 at 11:40 pm -      #23

    “If they learned the rules, why is Darkseid using 2 Bottomless Trap Hole?”

    One is where he’ll throw all the cards that fail him. The second is for misc trash.

  24. AmericanBadger August 24, 2015 at 12:34 am -      #24

    They would probably just throw down the cards and start beating the shit out of each other.

  25. Ninja Lowk August 24, 2015 at 12:41 am -      #25

    “They would probably just throw down the cards and start beating the shit out of each other.”

    They’re super villains though. So they need at least 10 maybe 15 minutes to monologue about how the other is inferior.

  26. AbsoluteZero August 24, 2015 at 2:10 am -      #26

    Darkseid sits in his throne room, deep in the heart of apokolips. Preparing his plan to gather the Anti-Life equation once and for all through the use of a previously unknown weapon. CHILDRENS PLAYING CARDS. Using their immense power, he’ll step into another multiverse, and take all the power in that multiverse for himself!

    In another Multiverse, Thanos sits upon his throne. Having decided to inexplicably take up playing with Children’s Trading Cards. The Infinity Gauntlet may be out of his reach, but he will take the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon, in this world or the next. As Thanos shuffles his deck, lightning strikes space and time itself, forcing Thanos and Darkseid into the greatest shadow games the multiverses will ever know!

    Darkseid places his deck upon the suddenly appearing table, and stares at his opponent. And in a voice like gravel slapping against the sky, matching at the same time against Thanos’ deep voice, which sounds like the sky slapping against gravel, they declare! “IT’S TIME, TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!”

    And so began the battle of the ages. As Darkseid and Thanos drew their opening hands, the first blows were struck. Thanos’s voice echoing, “Tis a pity, Darkseid. That you’re not likely to appear in film, due merely to my own presence. Does it hurt?”

    “You Dare?! I Am Darkseid. I am Fear, and Death an-”

    “And only known by comic nerds and children who watch animated cartoons. My face shows up after the avengers, and people around the world google who I am. You’re white bread.”

    “Yes, tell me more about your Majesty, Thanos. Remind me of where you got it. What was that? Oh yes. You were designed to be like Me.”

    “Inspired by! Not a copy!”

    “A copy.” Darkseid smirked, playing several monsters in one turn. Flagrantly breaking the rules. But who’s going to stop him? He has Parademons.

    “I think we can agree, that i’ve been infinitely more effective than you, Mr, Blasted Batman with your Omega Sanction, and managed to send him back in time rather than kill him.” Thanos grinned, flipping a trap card. Destroying Darkseid’s monsters in the process. Parademons shan’t win this game.

    “Oh YES.” Darkseid responds, “Lets get into how effective you are. Remember that time you gained virtually infinite power?”

    “You’re going to have to be far more specific, I do it so often-”

    “And yet, here you are. No infinite power. No Infinity Gauntlet, or Heart of The Universe. You’re so incompetent, you can’t even manage omnipotence.”

    Thanos stares Darkseid in the eye. That comment burned. And he retorts spitefully, “I love Death.”

    To which Darkseid smirks. Leans forward, and says. “You love Failure. You’re an incompetent buffoon not fit to fuel a firepit. If I saw fit to blast you with the Omega Sanction, you’d live only because i’m sure you’d find a way to screw up dying.” Darkseid leans back.

    Thanos yells, anger boiling up from inside him, how dare this man mock him, him, the Mad Titan! He places his hands under the mighty table that bridges multiverses, and he effortlessly throws it toward Darkseid! Shattering the bridge between universes! The sheer power of the bridge shattering rebounds, and kills all of the Beyonders, allowing Dr Doom to take their power for himself.

    Clearly what happens.

  27. zeretulee August 24, 2015 at 5:59 am -      #27

    “Darkseid: “That would require you to get out of your chair. And we both know you’re not doing that for a few years. You’ve got the time. Time to be annhiliated by the Omega Effect.””

    Thanos: “you just activated my trap card”
    “infinity gauntlet!”

  28. lethal_gecko August 24, 2015 at 4:12 pm -      #28

    Thanos somehow manages to draw the Left Leg of the Forbidden One despite not having those cards and summons Exodia.

    Done.

    Somehow.

    Maybe?

  29. Nobunaga Jin August 24, 2015 at 7:05 pm -      #29

    We should really have a fight involving that last monster from the classic YuGiOh anime

  30. lethal_gecko August 24, 2015 at 8:14 pm -      #30

    Zorc Necrophades? It would be situational at best since he’s only strong in the dark. Exodia is far beyond him, it’s just he lost due to being powered by an old man and any damage he took the guy took as well ’till he died. Truly unchained, Exodia would one shot every monster in Yu-Gi-Oh, at once.

  31. Dragoonlord August 24, 2015 at 8:30 pm -      #31

    I activate my fusion card to fuse together Thanos, and Darkseid, and create! Thanoseid! img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111008213220/villains/images/a/a7/Thanoseid.jpg

  32. AmericanBadger August 24, 2015 at 9:28 pm -      #32

    @Ninja Lowk

    I thought that was just anime villains?

  33. Ninja Lowk August 24, 2015 at 9:44 pm -      #33

    “I thought that was just anime villains?”

    Comic villains, spy villains, I think the time they take is relative to how large their ego is and how much they are currently winning.

  34. AmericanBadger August 25, 2015 at 5:00 am -      #34

    @Ninja Lowk

    That’s true like James Bond villains. In anime everyone monologues for hours not just villains.

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