Demon and Undeads Vs Knights and Mutant

Demon and Undeads Vs Knights and Mutant

Suggested by Prime Chaos

Necron Lord (Warhammer 40K), Alucard (Hellsing), and Dante (DMC) will go up against Alexander Anderson, Marneus Calgar, and Sephiroth (Final Fantasy).

Group Combat.

Set in Hellsing London. Anderson can use the Nail of Helena and Alucard can lift all restrictions.

To make things tougher there is a small force of about 250 Blood Angels and Millennium along with 60 Khorne marines and 50,000 ghouls armed with imperial lasguns.

Oh and there is a Tyranid hive fleet heading towards them. It will reach them in 30 minutes.

This is overkill right? (Note from Rookie: Who knows?)

Who will win?

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28 Comments on "Demon and Undeads Vs Knights and Mutant"

  1. Friendlysociopath August 20, 2015 at 12:10 am -      #1

    Er, Team 2 has no way to kill Alucard?
    Like Anderson literally did “exactly” what this match describes and it did not kill him.

  2. Ninja Lowk August 20, 2015 at 12:28 am -      #2

    Obligatory pre-debate Dante solos.
    Also dat zero release tsunami

  3. Jake_Uzumaki August 20, 2015 at 12:51 am -      #3

    so are those additional forces on a particular side or do they hate everyone in this?

    Alucard vs Tyranids in a nom match for the win?

  4. Alphastriker August 20, 2015 at 12:54 am -      #4

    I have no idea who Alucard is, what Anderson can do, or Sepheroth’s capabilities. All that I know, is that this is excessive overkill. As for the two Warhammer 40k chars I know, the Necron Lord can utilize a Staff of Light, which can basically hurl lightning bolts from thin air, and to cause melee attackers to possibly lose their limbs, from a sudden temperature decrease in the area. The Lord can also utilize a Regeneration Orb, but seeing as how no other Necrons are here, it would be of little use. Is this Lord just on foot, or is he in a Destroyer Chasis?
    As for Marneus Calgar, I’m going to assume that he is using his dual Gauntlets of Ultramar, armed with wrist-clad Storm Bolters. an Iron Halo, and either the Armour of Antilochus, or standard Artificer Plate. Which type of armour will he be utilizing? And are we allowing him the usage of the Iron Halo?

  5. pimpmage August 20, 2015 at 12:58 am -      #5

    Wows, so much going on… where to start? Also, alucard had a sacred rule that only a human can kill him, how was that ever actually supposed to work? Anderson turned into a monster and pretty much made alucard believe that anderson could no longer kill him off for good. So it was ‘supposed to’ work… but didn’t.

    The 40k guys are kinda nonfactors here… they are gonna get buried in a tide of bodies.. srsly.

  6. Friendlysociopath August 20, 2015 at 1:05 am -      #6

    I have no idea who Alucard is, what Anderson can do, or Sepheroth’s capabilities

    Alucard is a vampire that doesn’t die:
    Cut off his head? Regens from that.
    Shoot him full of holes? Regens from that
    Cut off a limb? Regens from that.
    Smash him flat? Regens from that
    Completely destroy his body? Regens from that.
    Stab him with a holy artifact? Hurts like a bitch- then he regens from that.
    Honestly there are only theories as to what will actually kill him- none of them confirmed AFAIK. At least this is him before he achieves minor Godhood.

    Anderson is a vampire-hunter that can conjure up holy bayonets almost at-will.
    He can spread papers around to cleanse an area of black magic.
    And he himself holds some regenerative powers.

    Sephiroth is a SOLDIER that:
    Can cut through steel and concrete like butter- actually swinging his blade fast enough that the mere air of it passing does the same.
    Can move his entire body faster than bullets
    Currently only has a body comprised of energy in physical form- no blood, no breathing, no organs
    Is able to dodge lightning
    Has access to every spell in FF7
    And can call a planet-destroying Meteor: said Meteor will not stop coming if Sephiroth dies
    Can fly
    And… has Heartless Angel ever been brought up? The attack that will always almost kill you?

  7. Alphastriker August 20, 2015 at 1:06 am -      #7

    @Pimpmage

    Well, I’ll differ to your judgement on that. As such, I’ll hang back and watch the fireworks until I’m needed.

  8. Alphastriker August 20, 2015 at 1:07 am -      #8

    @Friendlysociopath

    …I see why Pimpmage made his judgement on the 40k characters being Non-factors.

  9. pimpmage August 20, 2015 at 1:14 am -      #9

    Yeah, alucard is super fn OP. Though I seriously doubt he could hold back tyranid hive fleet. Every single body he spawns would eventually get devoured. He would lose all his stored up souls. Soo…. tyranids end up killing everybody, except is sephiroth is able to summon planet busting meteors like I always see talked about.

    Oh, and Anderson actually has better regen than Alucard I believe. Alucard regens based on the souls he currently has, anderson just regens all wolverine or deadpool like. He might outlast literally everybody else in the match.

  10. Jake_Uzumaki August 20, 2015 at 1:15 am -      #10

    Doesn’t Meteor take a weak to arrive or charge or something?

    Also is it weird that this is the second time Alucard has been in a match with a Warhammer character (or well 2 here) where they were essentially useless?
    Maybe Hellsing characters should stop teaming up with Warhammer characters.

    What if Alucard absorbed Tyranids?

  11. Friendlysociopath August 20, 2015 at 1:19 am -      #11

    Oh, and Anderson actually has better regen than Alucard I believe.

    Well considering Alucard killed Anderson… nah

    Doesn’t Meteor take a weak to arrive or charge or something?

    Only when the counterspell that is supposed to stop it entirely (Holy) is already cast first.
    AND the planet itself is exerting its will to hold back the spell.
    I have a simple line to sum it up, “Sephiroth was literally fighting off the planet and everything on it- and he was winning.”

    Soo…. tyranids end up killing everybody

    Assuming the match lasts that long, it’d still be a win for whichever Team wiped out the other before that point right? Cause I have a hard time believing this will take 30 minutes.
    Course, I have a hard time believing anyone is going to kill Alucard “dead” too so take that as you will.

  12. pimpmage August 20, 2015 at 1:20 am -      #12

    “What if Alucard absorbed Tyranids?”

    Eventually alluard is gonna get spread out enough for tyranid numbers to overwhelm him. If he doesn’t he is gonna get annihilated by tyranid starship grade bioplasma bombardments lol.

    “Well considering Alucard killed Anderson… nah”

    Anderson gave himself a flaw that could be removed to actually kill him. Otherwise Alucard wouldn’t have actually killed him.

    Remember this?

    He is a regenerator.

  13. Rookie August 20, 2015 at 1:50 am -      #13

    @pimpmage

    “Anderson gave himself a flaw that could be removed to actually kill him. Otherwise Alucard wouldn’t have actually killed him.”

    Wrong. About regen. Remember when Alucard nearly shoot Anderson hand off? Anderson did not regen it until he used nail.
    And we already saw that Alucard’s gun can shoot half of Anderson’s head. Anderson would not regenerate that. He have good body durability and mid regen. He can not regenerate vital organs.

  14. Mea quidem sententia August 20, 2015 at 1:55 am -      #14

    I don’t like Alucard. He’s too overpowered to the point that any match with him is meaningless. Fuck off, Alucunt. And another thing. Alucunt sounds like some character some bitch ass kid made up because he was fed up with his other favorite characters losing against higher-tiered characters. Same with D. D is for dick.

  15. Rookie August 20, 2015 at 2:01 am -      #15

    @Mea quidem sententia

    “I don’t like Alucard. He’s too overpowered to the point that any match with him is meaningless.”

    That’s not true. Anyone with BFR or sealing abilities will finish Alucard.

  16. Mea quidem sententia August 20, 2015 at 2:07 am -      #16

    @Rookie
    Two methods that may or may not work.

  17. wingedlion August 20, 2015 at 2:07 am -      #17

    “Completely destroy his body? Regens from that.”

    Pretty sure he’s never actually done that before.

  18. Rookie August 20, 2015 at 2:11 am -      #18

    @Mea quidem sententia

    “Two methods that may or may not work.”

    They will work. Alucard has not shown ability to escape from other dimensions or from sealing and we have no reasons to think that he can. Alucard was also kept sealed in Hellsing house, so we know for sure that simple sealings works against him just fine. Hellsing is pretty low at magic.

  19. pimpmage August 20, 2015 at 2:19 am -      #19

    “And we already saw that Alucard’s gun can shoot half of Anderson’s head. Anderson would not regenerate that. He have good body durability and mid regen. He can not regenerate vital organs.”

    In the video I posted, anderson took like 3 bullets to the head. One right in his forehead from alucard’s pistol. That happened twice in that single fight. Two times he gets brained, and regens.

  20. Rookie August 20, 2015 at 2:27 am -      #20

    @pimpmage

    “In the video I posted, anderson took like 3 bullets to the head. One right in his forehead from alucard’s pistol. That happened twice in that single fight. Two times he gets brained, and regens.”

    Those bullets did not reached his brain. Alucard used special anti armor gun to blast pieces of Anderson:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY7uyt4GiNE

    You can see that Anderson did not regenerate during entire battle, because damage was too big. And you can see that Alucard’s normal bullets just bounce off from Anderson skin too. And anti armor gun just tear through him.

  21. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2015 at 2:34 am -      #21

    @Mea
    ” I don’t like Alucard. He’s too overpowered to the point that any match with him is meaningless.”

    A pissed off Marvel 616 Ghost Rider would beg to differ. ” Alucard! Your souls are stained with the blood of the innocent! Look into my eyes! Feel their pain!” Penance stare would fuck Alucard up something fierce….hell the Rider’s standard hell fire would probably be enough.

  22. Rookie August 20, 2015 at 2:37 am -      #22

    @Shadow-Knight

    “A pissed off Marvel 616 Ghost Rider would beg to differ. ” Alucard! Your souls are stained with the blood of the innocent! Look into my eyes! Feel their pain!” Penance stare would fuck Alucard up something fierce….hell the Rider’s standard hell fire would probably be enough.”

    Actually no, his stare works only if person have any regrets about killing his victims:
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/23992/4306953-5x0tqvf.jpg

    And other reason why it won’t work against Alucard:

    static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111122518/4112820-9761163629-37093.jpg

  23. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2015 at 2:42 am -      #23

    @Pimp
    The Jackel , Alucard’s 2nd pistol (the black one he uses in his other hand) was crafted shortly after the first encounter with Anderson. It was made specificly to counter his regeneration….when finally used on him it virtually removed his arm from his body. , it hung limply from his shoulder by a thin strand of meat forcing Anderson to hold it in his mouth till he used the nail

  24. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2015 at 2:45 am -      #24

    @Rookie
    Ah, thank you for the correction. Hell fire would still work though, correct?

  25. pimpmage August 20, 2015 at 2:46 am -      #25

    “Those bullets did not reached his brain. Alucard used special anti armor gun to blast pieces of Anderson:”

    At 0:40, he takes a point blank .50 cal to the forehead. There is even a huge initial splatter, as well as a large splatter against the wall where he falsls against. Such a splatter would not indicate just his skin being pierced. His brain had to have been actually splattered to match such a spray. Also, at 2:15, it shows his face ejecting a later bullet. Unless his forehead skin is several inches thick, it had to have entered his brain. You can also see how extremely fast his skin is moving to heal that hole. Your theory that AP rounds hit him harder might be slightly true, but plot must have demanded his regen powers to suck at that moment in time. His arm would have started pulling itself together extremely quickly, plot just screwed him over.

    “The Jackel , Alucard’s 2nd pistol (the black one he uses in his other hand) was crafted shortly after the first encounter with Anderson. It was made specificly to counter his regeneration….when finally used on him it virtually removed his arm from his body. , it hung limply from his shoulder by a thin strand of meat forcing Anderson to hold it in his mouth till he used the nail”

    So alucard had special plot bullets that stopped his regen. That would solve all the inconsistancy. Officially makes him rival deadpool or wolverine in regen powers if not for plot bullets.

  26. wingedlion August 20, 2015 at 2:46 am -      #26

    @Rookie
    He doesn’t need to use his penance stare. His hellfire can still take Al out.

  27. Rookie August 20, 2015 at 2:47 am -      #27

    @Shadow-Knight

    “Ah, thank you for the correction. Hell fire would still work though, correct?”

    Yes, cause this is “simply” supernatural attack.

  28. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2015 at 3:14 am -      #28

    @pimp
    “Special plot bullets”
    ——
    Lol, kinda yea, not so much “anti-regeneration” as “armor-piercing
    explosives rounds so large only 6 could fit in one magazine”

    hellsing.wikia.com/wiki/Hellsing_Combat_Pistol_'Jackal‘

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