Orcs Vs Orks

Orcs vs Orks

Suggested by Jwlynas

Grom Hellscream and Thrall (Warcraft) will go up against Grimgor Ironhide and Azhag the Slaughterer (Minus Wyvern) (Warhammer).

Enough with Chaos. Lets see four of the biggest, meanest Orcs in Fantasy slug it out.

Who will win?

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9 Comments on "Orcs Vs Orks"

  1. pimpmage August 12, 2015 at 12:16 am -      #1

    You think those warhammer jerks can stand against the one and only GREEN JESUS!??!

  2. Friendlysociopath August 12, 2015 at 12:28 am -      #2

    Ah balls, I’m not entirely familiar with Age of Sigmar yet.
    (The new Warhammer Fantasy)
    All I know is Orks are da best!

  3. Ninja Lowk August 12, 2015 at 2:11 am -      #3

    “the one and only GREEN JESUS!??!”

    I was pleasantly surprised to find out that this was a thing. Though, knowing nothing of him; his hammer looks like he is cosplaying as Orc Thor.

  4. Friendlysociopath August 12, 2015 at 2:41 am -      #4

    Hmm, they retconned Ironhide defeating Archaon- or at least said it was an alternate universe. That was probably the part of Fantasy lore I found the most hilarious.

    GW: “Alright fans, we’re gonna let you decide what happens- does Chaos win?”
    Fans: “No.”
    GW: “So the good guys triumph and save the day?”
    Fans: “No.”
    GW: “Err, what other option is there?”
    Fans: “Orks win!”
    And thus GW has to suck the big one in the sky until they could retcon that in the next edition.

  5. Neon Lord August 12, 2015 at 2:52 am -      #5

    Orks are the 40k ones. In Warhammer Fantasy, they are still Orcs.

    But Age of Sigmar calls them Orruks now.

  6. Rookie August 12, 2015 at 3:06 am -      #6


    “Hmm, they retconned Ironhide defeating Archaon- or at least said it was an alternate universe. That was probably the part of Fantasy lore I found the most hilarious.”

    Yeah, they retcon it hard:

    “The Incarnate of Beasts swung the hapless Chaos knight like a bludgeon, battering at the latter’s comrades with more enthusiasm than accuracy. He hurled the limp body aside and whirled to meet the charge of the Lord of the End Times. Archaon bore down on the orc, intending to ride him under, but Grimgor was too fast. He slid aside, avoiding the thrashing hooves of the hell-steed, and lunged at its rider. His axe slammed into Archaon’s shield, buckling it and knocking the Three-Eyed King from the saddle.

    Sigmar felt a thrill of hope as he watched the orc stalk towards the fallen Everchosen. Of all of them, he had thought the brute the least likely to strike the killing blow. But fate, it seemed, had other plans.

    ‘I will not be felled by a beast,’ Archaon snarled, his voice carrying over the clamour of battle. He surged to his feet, even as Grimgor reached him. ‘I am Archaon, and I am the end made flesh,’ he shouted. He slashed out, nearly opening the orc’s belly. ‘What do you say to that, animal?’

    ‘Grimgor says shut up and die,’ the orc roared. Axe crashed against sword, as the brute hurled himself at Archaon with wild abandon. Back and forth, they reeled through the melee, trading blows that would have felled dozens of lesser opponents. The orc’s axe scored red lines across Archaon’s armour, and Archaon’s blade drew blood again and again.

    Finally, axe met sword and the two weapons became tangled, and their wielders strained against one another, using every ounce of strength that they possessed to hold their ground against their foe. For a long moment they stood, head to head, the Lord of the End Times and the Once and Future Git, the Three-Eyed King and the Boss of the East. Then, with a guffaw, Grimgor’s skull crashed against Archaon’s helm. Sigmar saw the strange, flickering gemstone set in the Everchosen’s helmet shatter, and realised that Archaon was the Three-Eyed King no more. The Everchosen would have to make do with the two he’d been born with – what was left of the Eye of Sheerian speckled the broad expanse of Grimgor’s brow.

    The blow broke the stalemate, and the two warriors staggered apart. Archaon reached up to touch the crumpled face of his helm, and he howled in rage while Chaos Gods filled him with new powers. A strange energy suddenly illuminated the blade of his sword and rippled up his arm, and then he was striding in with liquid grace. Grimgor met his advance, and each time they traded blows, black lightning streaked from the point of impact, until at last the orc’s axe succumbed and shivered apart in his hands. The orc staggered back, eyes bulging.

    He didn’t stay off balance for long, however, and he tossed aside the remains of the useless weapon and leapt for Archaon, hands reaching for the Everchosen’s throat. Archaon rolled into the collision, and his sword’s point erupted from between Grimgor’s shoulder blades in an explosion of blood. The orc staggered, and slumped with a guttural sigh. His thick fingers clawed uselessly at Archaon’s cuirass as he slid to the ground, and a writhing amber haze rose from his form, to coalesce briefly in the air before collapsing into wisps of light which were drawn towards the shimmering void growing within the warp-artefact.”

    Archaon destroyed Grimgor with casual ease as you can see.

    While Thrall

    Team 1 wins.

  7. the silent king August 12, 2015 at 4:29 am -      #7

    @Rookie apart from that plot Grimgor’s been constantly very strong throughout warhammer fantasy.

    Not saying that team 2 wins but grimgor should be able to kill at least one of team 1

  8. Rookie August 12, 2015 at 4:33 am -      #8

    @the silent king

    “apart from that plot Grimgor’s been constantly very strong throughout warhammer fantasy.
    Not saying that team 2 wins but grimgor should be able to kill at least one of team 1″

    Grimgor was left out of End of Times and only appeared at the end. He is not very important in WFB and dead in WAoS.

  9. Ragnorke August 12, 2015 at 6:03 am -      #9

    “While Thrall”

    Garrosh was amped by the old gods during that fight… Who are really really REALLY powerful.
    Just saying.

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