Master Chief vs Beauty and Beast Unit

Master Chief vs Beauty and Beast Unit

Well, here we have the Chief against some more Metal Gear fun. While it might take a bit of time for him to finish this fight, I think in the end, MC wins this match.

How do you see this playing out?

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39 Comments on "Master Chief vs Beauty and Beast Unit"

  1. Space marine December 22, 2008 at 11:12 am -      #1

    I think Mc could win this one.
    i’ll let you guys argue about the point.

  2. The One Sin December 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm -      #2

    Mc loses, thats the bottom line.

  3. HeroofTime85 December 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm -      #3

    This is pretty debatable. I see that the picture shows Screaming Mantis, but the title is MC vs Beauty and the Beast unit. Who are we using for this?

    Laughing Octopus: MC loses this one because Laughing Octopus is a master of stealth. She could easily tear MC apart when he doesn’t notice it.

    Raging Raven: This is pretty close, but I have to go with MC in the end.

    Crying Wolf: I believe that the win would go to Crying Wolf.

    Screaming Mantis: She is the most powerful of the Beauty and the Beast units. She has telekenesis MC would have to find out her weakness before she finishes MC off.

    Seeing as to the fact that both can dodge bullets and are all very strong, this would be a close fight.

  4. The One Sin December 22, 2008 at 8:31 pm -      #4

    It says “Master chief vs beauty and the beast unit”. It’s all four. debate no more.

  5. AlphaCommando December 23, 2008 at 12:30 am -      #5

    Very true; very very true…

  6. HeroofTime85 December 23, 2008 at 2:43 am -      #6

    True. Good point. What are your last words Master Chief?

  7. TL December 23, 2008 at 1:48 pm -      #7

    Finishing this fight!

  8. L-W December 24, 2008 at 4:23 am -      #8

    I foresee a very miserable end for Master Chief; involving broken bones and the occasional pop of arteries shattering through his Brain.

  9. ElectricDC December 24, 2008 at 2:42 pm -      #9

    MC is over. He loses.

  10. Only the nose knows December 24, 2008 at 6:49 pm -      #10

    This doesn’t even need an explanation or to even compare their stats. Mc would easily be beaten.

  11. Just A Gamer January 11, 2009 at 10:09 pm -      #11

    Ok, I see it this way.. Snake killed it right? If Snake can do it then it should be a cake walk for Master Chief. Of course I may have just put my foot in my mouth, I’ve never played MGS so I don’t know if Snake killed it or not, I’m just assuming he did.

  12. Space marine January 12, 2009 at 3:19 am -      #12

    woops lol I think Mc Loses this one…

  13. Jaculum January 12, 2009 at 5:42 pm -      #13

    Just A Gamer, what you don’t realize is Snake fought these guys one at a time. All at once they would tear him apart. And pretty much anyone else.

  14. The One Sin January 16, 2009 at 12:40 pm -      #14

    Just a Gamer:”I’ve never played MGS so I don’t know if Snake killed it or not, I’m just assuming he did.”

    A hAh! I knew it! All that time we spent on mc versus snake and you never played mgs!

  15. Rob (Expertimp) March 10, 2009 at 8:07 pm -      #15

    Oh that’s a peice of MGS trash??? I wasn’t sure what that was because it made no sense just like the entire game..

    Winner: Who do you think

  16. The One Sin March 16, 2009 at 8:58 pm -      #16

    “Oh that’s a peice of MGS trash??? I wasn’t sure what that was because it made no sense just like the entire game.. ”

    Purple and pink aliens and zombies who turn their turf into a giant rectum? Halo makes a hell of a lot more sense indeed.

  17. marche March 16, 2009 at 10:25 pm -      #17

    “zombies who turn their turf into a giant rectum?”
    i laughed hard when i read this.

  18. sangheli_special_ops_elite May 10, 2009 at 1:00 am -      #18

    Purple and pink aliens and zombies who turn their turf into a giant rectum? Halo makes a hell of a lot more sense indeed.

    lolololololololol omg that was funny but halo has a chance of happening in 100 years we made plains, helicopters, better guns, and better armor and tactics. If all that happenend in 100 years who nows what well invent in 500 years which is when halo takes place.

    and do robot dinosaurs, cyborgs with weird names that sounds like a 18th century indian named them (crying wolf come on) and a guy who likes like sheiba and a terminator had baby make much more sense

  19. sangheli_special_ops_elite May 10, 2009 at 1:03 am -      #19

    a guy who likes like

    a guy who looks like

    my bad im typing in the dark and i and o are right next to each other

  20. sangheli_special_ops_elite May 12, 2009 at 11:43 pm -      #20

    the one sin

    how come in MGS4 everyone wears bullet proof vest even the cyborgs wear them. Is That suppose to a uniform or do metal plated cyborgs need somthing to protect them against lead bullets

    Im just wondering not insulting

    sorry for the tripple post

  21. chewie6000 May 14, 2009 at 4:05 pm -      #21

    I dont see how mc could posssibly win this one… personaly i think that mc would be beaten by any of them on their own (‘cept raging raven).

  22. The One Sin May 24, 2009 at 1:30 am -      #22

    “how come in MGS4 everyone wears bullet proof vest even the cyborgs wear them. Is That suppose to a uniform or do metal plated cyborgs need somthing to protect them against lead bullets”

    Aesthetics,basically. Just to look bad ass. Its sort of the way Hideo Kojima thinks.

  23. cyborg pirate ninja jesus June 16, 2009 at 4:11 am -      #23

    while i think mc would lose against all except for raven

    i dont think it is against all of them because collectively they are call the b&b corps not unit…or am i bein to specific

    so i think it would be him verse 1 of them

  24. chewie6000 June 29, 2009 at 3:29 pm -      #24

    B&B for an award?

  25. Asger August 20, 2009 at 11:05 am -      #25

    All at once? No contest.
    Dodging Ravens explosives,Mantis’ telekinetic abilities,Octopus’ stealth and Wolfs sniping would be impossible.

    I do believe The B & B’s are due one award.

  26. AkumaTh August 20, 2009 at 11:43 am -      #26

    I have to give it to the Beauties and the Beasts. Master Chief is all man but not even he can handle all four at once.

    But I have to question Screaming Mantis. From what I remember, she controls the bodies of people using their nanites. Does the Chief contain them?

  27. Asger August 20, 2009 at 7:04 pm -      #27

    She has been shown as being able to fly,direct knives in mid-air and teleport.
    Even if the chief has no Nanomachines,Mantis can still fight him.

  28. AHEM August 20, 2009 at 8:34 pm -      #28

    MC should be able to beat any of them one at a time, but he would most definitely be outmatched fighting several at once.

  29. Rague January 19, 2010 at 1:41 am -      #29

    Just wanted to say…

    You’re not putting this rationally. Laughing Octopus has to hide or she is useless, and its not in a condensed environment like in MGS4. While yes, she crushed the one guy with her tentacles, this is where the “Master Chief is 50x stronger than an average human” thing comes into play – he could easily break from her grasp. Raging Raven, mixed with Wolf’s sniping? Raven would be beatable provided the right weapons left over after L. Octoopus jumps him – C. Wolf might be difficult but after seeing a female Spartan fight a BRUTE (and it was badass) in HAlo Legends (the first episode – WATCH IT and you’ll see what I mean) I’m convinced he could literally TEAR OPEN Wolf’s jaw and, if Bloodlust is on, rip her skull open, or just leave her to die alone and scared like Snake can.

    And Screaming Mantis?

    He’d just shoot her. Because she can only affect people with nanomachines in them, and even worse, she only affects SOP-related stuff, and MC is neither. She would do nothing to him except “move” the bodies of her fallen comrades around, which MC could easily shoot back down before/after killing her. Her knives might be a bit of a problem…if he didn’t have the MJOLNIR.

  30. ://hack=infiniticomplex September 21, 2010 at 10:22 pm -      #30

    Except that Crying Wolf isn’t a close combat attack style, and she’s REALLY F*CKING FAST! I don’t have stats or anything, but she covers a ton of ground in split seconds. And she has a mounted automatic rail gun. Quite a bit of charge time, but still a one hit kill. I dunno if Mantis is much good, do to the fact that she loses the mind control, but she’d still be frickin hard to hit, assuming the teleportation comment was correct. (been a while) Ragin Raven can sort of fly and all, and has a grenade launcher and I believe some sort of rocket launcher thing as well, idk I’d have to recheck. Killable, certaintly, but not easily. And Laughing Octopus is basically undectectable until she strikes, so eventually she could get in a couple solid hits. Saying it’s not a condensed environment doesn’t make a difference since A) The field of battle isn’t explicitly stated so that’s an assumption, and B) Three of four fight in open areas to begin with, and the last one can fight wherever she d*mn well pleases. And he has to deal with four enemies at once, so if he aims at Raven circling over head, something like this will happen: Mantis will put a body in front of the shot to protect Raven, Raven will be dodging the the crazed mechanical bird lady she is making a hit incredibly difficult anyways, Octopus will pop out of nowhere and disarm him and Crying Wolf will put a round through his helmet.

  31. Soundnous September 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm -      #31

    If MC is fighting them one-by-one, obviousely he’ll win, just like Snake did.

    Is he fighting the Beauty and the Beast unit all at the same time? If so, he’ll have a hard time of it, but I think he’ll win.
    -Laughing Octopus will be the first to die. She is invisible, but Snake could see her with the Solid Eye and I doubt she could hide from the HUD in MC’s helmet. She has bombs, but MC will probably shoot them out of the air (like Snake). She has a submachine gun, but MC’s suit is bulletproof. And as for CQC? MC would literally tear her to pieces.

    – Next goes Raging Raven. He’d shoot her out of the air with either a Jackhammer missile or a Spartan Laser, before she had a chance to use her grenade launcher. And as for her unmanned flying wings? You can kill those with a few shots from a pistol. The missiles might be a bit of a threat, but MC once deflected a missile from a Pelican with his forearm (see the book, Halo: The Fall of Reach, where the UNSC was testing the Mjolnir armor).

    – Next goes Crying Wolf. Crying Wolf could likely kill MC with a shot from the Railgun, but I doubt she’d get the chance. As for CQC (IF she managed to get that close); I don’t think she’s any tougher or quicker than a Brute or Elite.

    – Last goes Screaming Mantis. MC has no nanomachines in his blood, so she can’t control him. He’ll just blast her dolls out of the air and then kill her.

  32. Rorschach September 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm -      #32

    “It says “Master chief vs beauty and the beast unit”. It’s all four. debate no more.”

    The One Sin said it way back when, so STOP IT!!!!!!!

  33. CIDE December 25, 2010 at 2:58 am -      #33

    This is a stomp i n favor the B&B unit. 2 of them could take MC alone; what hope does MC have against all 4?

    His suit would be a mighty fine piece of equipment for the MGS world to examine too. Mostly for the shields though considering they’ve made robotics more advanced so far.

  34. gun5ling3r2.0 February 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm -      #34

    haloid chief maybe, regular no

    Laughing Octopus would probably sneak up on him and mess him up
    Raging Raven will most likely get shot down
    Crying Wolf can snipe MC with her rail gun and shes pretty strong and fast
    Screaming Mantis has no control over MC without nanomachines
    all at once I say hes screwd

  35. cheeseydevil July 4, 2012 at 2:09 pm -      #35

    Come on when is a master chief fanboy going to show up? I want to see them get torn apart again.

  36. TheSorrow July 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm -      #36

    BankGambling is the place where Halo fanboys go to die. They know better than to try it now.

  37. Soldier's Shadow July 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm -      #37

    It’s as if BankGambling is a Halo fantard hospice/retirement home. They can just come here to wither and then pass away.

  38. TheSorrow July 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm -      #38

    ^Pretty much this, anything less than perfection is punishable by death.

  39. I-REAPER-I July 4, 2012 at 3:13 pm -      #39

    MC is dead. As if I needed to say it but all 4 at once will be too much for MC. I say at max he can keep track of two at a time.But the other two will just tear him apart. And whoever said that MC could just use a Splazer or Rockets, it’s default loadout unless otherwise stated. So IIRC MC has an assault rifle, pistol, two grenades and one equipment.

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