Master Chief vs Gex the Gecko

Master Chief vs Gex the Gecko

No, this isn’t a match against that irritating green sh!tball from geico against the Chief. Instead, this is the tiny little Gecko named Gex.

Don’t see much of a challenge here for MC, anyone want to put up a fight for Gex?

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21 Comments on "Master Chief vs Gex the Gecko"

  1. Baron Somebody December 7, 2008 at 6:19 am -      #1

    Hey I suggested this…but well, let me research some more on Gex because the last time I played this game was like ten years ago

  2. Baron Somebody December 7, 2008 at 6:22 am -      #2

    I got nothing…I mean, unless he uses his laser remote thing, which I doubt would do anything, he’s dead…but Gex would pwn Mario I know that for sure

  3. Baron Somebody December 7, 2008 at 6:23 am -      #3

    Wait what if Gex eats MC?

  4. That one dude December 7, 2008 at 10:00 am -      #4

    Then he must be one big gecko…

  5. L-W December 7, 2008 at 12:27 pm -      #5

    Known Gex attributes and abilities:

    Can scale specially designated walls, kick, spin and swallow small insects.

    This should protect him long enough from the Chief for about the time it takes to wield a Pistol and fire a single accurate round through the cortex of a reptilian brain.

  6. Baron Somebody December 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm -      #6

    He is a big gecko but he has a habit of eating things larger than himself lol

  7. Baron Somebody December 7, 2008 at 1:40 pm -      #7

    He is a big gecko but he has a habit of eating things larger than himself lol I mean if you have seen the disc case he’s next to a human and he’s normal size

  8. spoa December 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm -      #8

    not jocking i say gex!!!! gex takes the powers of what ever series he is in so he is like cool version of kerby and he gains health by eating flies so if a fly were to pass by he heals and soe flies give him fire powers so about a 60% chance of gex victory!!!!

  9. That one dude December 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm -      #9

    Ok MC is running back to his Warthog and he hears a mushy sound while he he is running, when he gets to his vehicle he checks the bottom of his boot and sees a dead gecko…So MC FTW

  10. onesidedfight December 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm -      #10

    Here is where we should start. Can anything loss to gex? I mean really? Mario may, just may loss, but other then that, über fail pwn on gex.

  11. Space marine December 15, 2008 at 10:38 am -      #11

    NO WAY >:)

    Gex would open a can of whoop-Ass and then Chuck Norris would jump out,roundhouse kick the rocket launcher out of his hands and his other foot would follow suit and kick the MC head and snap his neck.

    Gex And Chuck Norris put MC up against a wall And do that famous hippie Peace sign, while the pictures subtitle would say DONT %#$@ WITH CHUCK!!!!!!

  12. Space marine December 15, 2008 at 10:40 am -      #12

    STILL NOMINATING L-W for a BankGambling award.

    And the award goes to………CHUCK NORRIS!??????? o_O

  13. clouds December 18, 2008 at 8:47 pm -      #13

    i think the only way gex cud win wud be if he went to the same size as that lvl where he cud crush buildins and stuff. but if he doesnt gex is screwed

  14. The One Sin December 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm -      #14

    In a battle of wits this would go to gex.

  15. asd January 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm -      #15

    lol mc wiould just squash gecko wit his foot

  16. The One Sin January 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm -      #16

    This battle made me realize something: damn it I miss the gex games.

  17. spoofy January 22, 2009 at 4:36 am -      #17

    uuuhhh asd u realise gex is the same size as people…and as big as godzilla at times

  18. The Chosen One February 13, 2009 at 10:12 pm -      #18

    IVe always hated that Gekko I hope Chief makes him into soup.

  19. A Man with Clothes On February 14, 2009 at 2:17 pm -      #19

    HEY! The Geico Gecko isn’t a green sh”ball!

  20. A Man with Clothes On February 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm -      #20

    That was to the guy near that pic up top of this page that said he was one.

  21. Baron Somebody October 16, 2009 at 12:52 am -      #21

    I’m trying to put up a fight for all of my favorite characters, and while it may not help at all Gex is trained in Kung Fu lol…

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