Kung Fury Vs Scorpion

Kung Fury Vs Scorpion

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Kung Fury will go up against Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)

After successfully defeating the entire Nazi party, Kung Fury heads home for a relaxing evening with his girl friend.

ONLY TO FIND SCORPION IN HIS LIVING ROOM!

Cue 80’s synth and/or Mortal Kombat theme.

Who will win?

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16 Comments on "Kung Fury Vs Scorpion"

  1. Friendlysociopath July 29, 2015 at 12:36 am -      #1

    So what can Kung Fury do?

  2. Alpha or Omega July 29, 2015 at 12:38 am -      #2

    Well, what can Kung Fury do?
    /
    Scorpion was kinda nerfed by Mortal Kombat X by limiting his use of hellfire.

  3. Karen Starr July 29, 2015 at 12:43 am -      #3

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg just watch the greatness.

    —-

    He can survive in space briefly and since he came back to earth apparently survive re-entry. Has flipped a tank by it’s barrel just to name a couple things.

  4. Commander Cross July 29, 2015 at 12:48 am -      #4

    What incarnations of Scorpion is this?
    I doubt Kung Fury’s a wuss in himself or he wouldn’t be here, but just in case, does he have anything akin to Soulfire or Deletive Powers on him to use?
    It makes a HELL of a difference for fights like this, just in case?

  5. Alpha or Omega July 29, 2015 at 12:51 am -      #5

    I’m not going to lie.
    The street thug flipping a car, and the arcade machine coming to life got me.
    That was one minute in.
    I’m not going to survive 30 more minutes.
    /
    Oh what am I saying.
    I watch giant mechs fight each other, even ones light years tall.

  6. Karen Starr July 29, 2015 at 12:52 am -      #6

    Kung Fury has super kung fu powers gifted to him when a lightning bolt struck him at the same time a cobra bit him. He has ripped arms off people, tore their spines out with his bare hands, and sorry he didn’t flip a tank he picked it up by it’s barrel and slammed it back down.

  7. Ninja Lowk July 29, 2015 at 12:53 am -      #7

    Dr. Mcninja could kick both of their asses, then heal them, and then kick their asses again.
    ===
    I’m going off of deathbattle here but, isn’t scorpion already dead or something?

  8. AbsoluteZero July 29, 2015 at 12:57 am -      #8

    @Lowk

    Scorpion is a revenant. Undead. But, I believe he was brought back to life in recent incarnation. I haven’t played X.

  9. Alpha or Omega July 29, 2015 at 1:04 am -      #9

    Scorpion is a spectre. Not a revenant.
    And, he has been killed already as a spectre.
    Well, twice.
    The first time in Sub-Zero Mythologies returning from the dead to kill Bi-Han Sub-Zero.
    The second time was Armageddon when Kuai Liang impaled him.
    /
    In MKX, he’s no longer a spectre thanks to a combination of Raiden’s spell and Quan Chi’s magic.

  10. Friendlysociopath July 29, 2015 at 1:15 am -      #10

    Whaaat the hell am I watching? It’s absurd- I love it.

  11. Alpha or Omega July 29, 2015 at 1:24 am -      #11

    The only Mortal Kombat character that can tank Kung Fury’s attacks is Onaga afaik.
    This is an obvious stomp for Fury.

  12. Ragnorke July 29, 2015 at 12:06 pm -      #12

    So… Is anyone going to compare Re-Entry heat to Scorpions hellfire?
    Or is hellfire more magical?

  13. Friendlysociopath July 29, 2015 at 12:11 pm -      #13

    To be fair, Kung Fury is glass cannon as hell since bullets killed him. So if Scorpion could manage his “Get over here!” move it would probably pierce Kung Fury and possibly kill him. I don’t recall awesome RT feats for Fury in that movie.

  14. Ragnorke July 29, 2015 at 12:13 pm -      #14

    Well… Bullets produce drastically more pressure than scorpions spear throw… Unless Scorpion is WAAYYYYYY stronger than i think he is.

  15. Friendlysociopath July 29, 2015 at 12:22 pm -      #15

    I just mean Kung Fury didn’t seem resistant to piercing damage at all. Does… does he even get hit in that movie? I don’t recall him actually being hit by anything but the bullets- and those worked.

  16. Alpha or Omega July 29, 2015 at 5:31 pm -      #16

    Well, I would say that Scorpion’s kunai should be able to pierce it as seen here.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nYZ2rOjCw
    Aside from the fact that the kunai’s tip went all the way through Quan Chi’s chest, it went through Quan Chi’s attire as well which looks like medium-ish body armor.
    /
    Granted, I’m pretty sure Fury would just dodge since it would be no different from him dodging or blocking punches and Scorpion has to throw it.

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