Master Chief vs Crypto 137

Published on December 26, 2008, by admin - Posted in MC vs 41

A good old fashioned battle between humans and aliens. While Crypto has a very nice arsenal of weapons to pick from, it’s prolly nothing that the Chief couldn’t handle.

I think the best part of this match would be the destruction that would ultimately take place.

Your thoughts?

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41 Comments on "Master Chief vs Crypto 137"

Baron Somebody December 26, 2008 at 3:31 pm - #1

Well everyone seems to forget that Crypto has near Force-like powers in addition to his weapons…he could launch MC like a mile
Baron Somebody December 26, 2008 at 10:47 pm - #2

Hey admin when do we find out who wins the schwag? It’s December 26
Space marine December 31, 2008 at 7:23 am - #3

True, Crypto has pyschokenisis i’ve played the games.
Destruction in all it’s glory.
onesidedfight January 1, 2009 at 1:44 am - #4

Crypto has the highest chance of winning, but if mc can dodge behind boxs or walls and hit crypto from behind, mc could win. But if crypto got in his vehicals, mc is dead.
Space marine January 1, 2009 at 2:20 am - #5

MC can’t dodge psychokinesis.
Cyrpto could use his mind powers to make MC head explode.
And I’d like to see MC try to counter attack after he has been probed. Yes….Cypto has a prober, you dont wanna know.
onesidedfight January 2, 2009 at 2:55 am - #6

oh, I know cyrpto, but he can only pick up one thing at a time, and importent boss type people can’t have thier head expolide, and if something is In fornt of your target, he will blast/pick up that first.
jacob=awesome February 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm - #7

hey, admin, how about MC vs. JASON
admin February 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm - #8

@ jacob=awesome – MC vs. JASON: BankGambling.com/archives/823
JoshMcFace February 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm - #9

“oh, I know cyrpto, but he can only pick up one thing at a time,”
He can pick up loads of stuff at the same time in the new game
The Chosen One February 13, 2009 at 10:03 pm - #10

Crypto looks like a grunt not a really a oopponant for Master Chief hed would kinda sneak up on him and stomp him into the ground.
L-W February 13, 2009 at 10:57 pm - #11

Yes, a Grunt with highly advanced psychokinetic powers that allow him to toss Tanks like Hot Wheel Cars, or cause a persons skull to explode.

Idiot.
A Man with Clothes On February 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm - #12

what’s psychokinesis?
Baron Somebody February 16, 2009 at 4:57 pm - #13

@ A Man

Basically really powerful Force powers
Rob (Expertimp) March 10, 2009 at 8:34 pm - #14

Eh… Master chief is highly experienced in beating aliens so the winner is the MAN.

WINNER: MASTER C
Baron Somebody March 10, 2009 at 9:30 pm - #15

Did any of the Covenant have powerful TK powers? No, and besides, Crypto’s weapons are stronger
A Man with Clothes On March 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm - #16

I haven’t played the game, but I heard cripto can control minds. Don’t blame me if he can’t, but if he CAN… I think it’s self-explanatory that he could turn mc into his slave. If he CAN’T… mc may be able to kill him with a gravity hammer or spartan lazer.
A Man with Clothes On March 13, 2009 at 5:47 pm - #17

Baron Somebody, I’m proud. You can tell me a definition without nagging at me to go on Google, unlike that other guy.
nroland March 24, 2009 at 3:38 pm - #18

mc would just kill em in 10 mins flat
mc
Baron Somebody March 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm - #19

@A man

Rofl thanks
Shadow Archon April 18, 2009 at 3:09 pm - #20

Crypto stomps. He does have guns that blow up buildings like the sized of Big ben.

He also has a rechargeable sheild, a jetpack, psionic powers, and other goodies.

How on earth do you think MC can win?
the_man_with The_Answers May 21, 2009 at 9:24 pm - #21

Crypto’s shields are taken out within a matter of seconds from like what….1970’s weapons? His pk can move a tank,yes, but all the while, MC will be shooting at him because MC has ecstensive traing in 0-Gee enviroments. Can Crypto use PK through shields? In DAH2 he can use pk on the blisk, and they have shields. MC could easily suprise attack crypto, one or two Sniper rifle rounds would take crypto down.
the_man_with The_Answers May 21, 2009 at 9:26 pm - #22

Sorry I mean

In DAH2 he can’t use pk on the blisk, and they have shields.
sangheli_special_ops_elite May 31, 2009 at 2:13 pm - #23

Did any of the Covenant have powerful TK powers

no but gravemind did and he beat him along with the whole flood hive.
chewie6000 May 31, 2009 at 5:05 pm - #24

lol I can just imagine crypto anal probing MC and his head flying off, ahh ’tis a wonderfull thought *laughs in a manick fasion*
PaleoTyrantus June 9, 2009 at 9:56 am - #25

Crypto by far. Chewie6000 that would be the most joyous of days! (lol) Besides the Zap-O-matic could kill him pretty easily.
kyle July 8, 2009 at 10:17 pm - #26

o my god its crypto i have not played his games in years!!!! but anyway lets cut to the chase crypto wins cuz we has good weapons he can pick up things and he kool
lobster man 3000 July 9, 2009 at 10:09 am - #27

Wow. I think most of you are forgetting the fact that this is the Crypto from the first game. He has a small arsinel, horrible shields, okay jetpacks, his weapons are good, and his mind powers are limited, making him only able to control MC’s mind for a short period of time. But that would only be possible if MC didn’t have Cortana. The only way Crypto could possibly win is in his saucer.
ss October 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm - #28

cryptos weapons and powers would, destroy chief
@lobster man
where does it say its only the 1st game?
Reaper 3fitty April 1, 2010 at 9:40 pm - #29

how would cortana help mc in this fight. She has no control over his mind. and an ok jetpack is miles better than no jetpack.

beside crypto just needs to disguise himself as a regular human and pick cheif up, remove all weapons fromhis body, and smash him into the round for a good 30 seconds, toss him a few miles up, get someone to probe while mc is on his way down, zap his sheilds away, and use the ion detenator( or whatever its called) to kill him
Akibahara April 1, 2010 at 10:06 pm - #30

Crypto tosses objects that weigh tons. I’m betting Crypto flings MC like a ragdoll.
CRACKSHOT99 May 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm - #31

Tought fight but im going with Crypto. I’ve played DAH1 and 2 and the games are really good. True Crypto’s shields go down quickly so 26th Centuary weponary should take them down quickly so he’d have to use his vass amount of weponary to choose from he would have too do it under fire and at a guy traveling at 26 Kilometeres per hour. That said, if he got in range im sure Crypto would just use his telekinises and through MC around until hes shields dropped and then finish him of with the Disintergrator.
grungeguy August 17, 2010 at 3:36 pm - #32

I’ve played every DAH and crypto has this hand down especially his most modern one (the one MC is fighting) he has a BLACKHOLE gun, he can turn anything around him into ammo, he has a Venus HUMAN trap which may not be as effective against armored humans so thats still a wild card. Those are just his weapons lets no all forget he now has the ability to STOP TIME he may only be able to use his ion detonator during those time freezes (in terms of weapons) but i think a few ion bombs will easily destroy chief.

How ever on the cheif side i believe crypto can use quite a few of his wepons any gravity based weapons (gravity disk launcher, super ballers and telekinetic tosses) will be all but useless due to the fact chief crashed from obit and still lived.
grungeguy August 17, 2010 at 3:37 pm - #33

I’ve played every DAH and crypto has this hand down especially his most modern one (the one MC is fighting) he has a BLACKHOLE gun, he can turn anything around him into ammo, he has a Venus HUMAN trap which may not be as effective against armored humans so thats still a wild card. Those are just his weapons lets no all forget he now has the ability to STOP TIME he may only be able to use his ion detonator during those time freezes (in terms of weapons) but i think a few ion bombs will easily destroy chief.

How ever on the cheif side i believe crypto cant use quite a few of his wepons any gravity based weapons (gravity disk launcher, super ballers and telekinetic tosses) will be all but useless due to the fact chief crashed from obit and still lived.
G September 20, 2010 at 9:21 pm - #34

I’d have to go with Crypto on this one. He has a lot more powerful weapons, such as the black hole gun.
Carmine December 27, 2010 at 1:21 pm - #35

Crypto for fact pile award
Hac148 March 17, 2011 at 9:08 pm - #36

Crypto 137 makes this the crypto from the first game. psychokenisis here, at its finest, give Crypto a very clear advantage. he has been shown to throw tanks around with ease, not to mention detonate a mans head easily. if he has his saucer then this is over in minutes. lol i think to make this fair mc should get a ghost or something. hand to hand, idk it just seems too inclined to crypto. he can repel frag grenades, and has sheilds that regenerate as quick as mc’s if not faster. not to mention the anal probe (which causes the head of its victim to explode) has been shown to go through armor. im srry, but crypto’s weapons are too far head, and his mental abilities give him an advantage that cannot be ignored here. Crypto for the fp award
Carmine September 16, 2011 at 4:24 pm - #37

Crypto for fact pile award…..
Carmine October 3, 2011 at 11:43 am - #38

Crypto for fact pile award…again -_-
GuardianAngel1911 the Ten Tails Jinchuriki August 30, 2013 at 10:02 am - #39

wow, this happened.
Shgon Dunstan September 6, 2013 at 4:35 pm - #40

Could be worse, could be “MC Vs Krypto”……… “Woof!”.
OberHeresy September 6, 2013 at 4:37 pm - #41

-_-