Kharn and Dante Vs Haruko

Kharn and Dante Vs Haruko

Suggested by Sauroposeidon

Kharn (Warhammer 40K) & Dante (DMC) will go up against Haruko (FLCL)

Isn’t it time that age old rivalry just kissed and made up? Let’s throw two of BankGambling’s favorites together, since they made for such a lovely debate against each other, and see if they can hold their own together against FLCL’s Haruko!

The arena? Why everybody begins on Tokyo Tower! Have fun!

Who will win?

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8 Comments on "Kharn and Dante Vs Haruko"

  1. Friendlysociopath July 17, 2015 at 12:06 am -      #1

    Question time- does Haruko have access to all her guitars and items or just her regular one?

    Also, obligatory baseball-bomb-satellite video- Takkun swinging only stopped it, meaning everything after 2:54 is 100% Haruko


    Haruko is able to dodge/slash bullets that are literally point-blank and run through a LOT of gunfire

    … ew, English voice actors for this…

  2. Alpha or Omega July 17, 2015 at 12:35 am -      #2

    That is just ridiculous.(Though not the most ridiculous things in anime)
    I am not surprised though since the artstyle immediately tells me the people behind this.
    /
    That satellite feat is possibly stronger than Dante’s savior feat.
    Not only did she bat the satellite at a ridiculous speed, doing so caused a massive shockwave(and possibly a vacuum if my eyes aren’t deceiving me) and destroying practically everything in that area.(How big is that city and did she make an earthquake!?)
    One direct hit from that will kill Dante and Kharn.
    /
    Her reaction time is most likely superior to Dante’s and Kharn.
    /
    Though is there any other feats and resistance to time manipulation?
    Durability?
    I mean, quicksilver is brought up every day.
    A bullet in quicksilver would be several times faster thanks to time manipulation.
    /
    She rocks?

  3. Friendlysociopath July 17, 2015 at 1:54 am -      #3

    How big is that city and did she make an earthquake!?

    It’s a fictional city so I don’t know how big it is. And yes, everything after she hits it to the ball exploding in the sky was because of her hitting the ball.

    Guess I’ll post the final battle before I go to bed

    Apparently she can fly pretty quickly, and even while airborne their attacks are sending shockwaves through the city.

    She rocks?

    She’s a self-aware anime Intergalactic Pirate Bounty Hunter or something like that, I actually don’t know if she can genuinely play the guitars she uses.

  4. the silent king July 17, 2015 at 3:05 am -      #4

    Durability feats ? Kharns axe is very powerful and causes soul fuckery and I know dante can dish it out too

  5. Kitten Lord July 17, 2015 at 4:48 am -      #5

    Question, why are they wielding guitars? “sigh” anime….

    Second question, are those Guitars special in their design? I assuming yes but I have to ask.

    what was that satellite made of? I ask because satellites are generally not heavily armoured.

    That said it looks like her striking strength is going to be higher than Dantes but she uses a guitar which will gimp her severely if it came down to close combat since obviously, Dante uses a sword. This means Dante will not have ot be nearly as strong as her to output more pressure and therefore more damage.

  6. Sauroposeidon July 17, 2015 at 7:15 am -      #6

    I don’t think Haruko displayed that kind of strength when she went all out on the kid at the end of the series. That might’ve been a potential energy release built up from the bomb building up energy against Takkun’s guitar.

    That being said she still hits really, really, really fucking hard.

    And the english dub is perhaps as good or better than the japanese dub. This is partially because a lot of effort was made of the japanese side to make sure that the english dub met what they wanted. I often feel Haruko is actually better voice acted in english. Even while angry she’s often too quiet or subdued in the japanese version.

  7. Sauroposeidon July 17, 2015 at 7:18 am -      #7

    Oh hey I suggested this! I forgot! LOL

  8. Friendlysociopath July 17, 2015 at 11:36 am -      #8

    I ask because satellites are generally not heavily armoured.

    That… really doesn’t change how hard she hit the thing.

    This means Dante will not have ot be nearly as strong as her to output more pressure and therefore more damage.

    False, someone with enough strength behind a blunt weapon will exceed the damage done with a cutting weapon.

    I don’t think Haruko displayed that kind of strength when she went all out on the kid at the end of the series.

    Actually, the city was still shaking even from the two of them trading blows in the air and not the ground- so strength is pretty generously set at “high”.

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