Last Man Standing: Round 1

Last Man Standing - Round 1

You asked for it, so here it is:

Set up any scenario you want, if you think any of the combatants would pair up or not – The question is, between Kratos, Master Chief, Superman, Lobo, Kharn, Cyrpto 137, Goku and Chuck Norris, who emerges from this epic match? and most importantly, HOW DO THEY DO IT?

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2,672 Comments on "Last Man Standing: Round 1"

  1. Envoy September 1, 2010 at 10:50 am -      #101

    NORRIS FTW……I had something in my throat, sorry.
    >.>

  2. Blood Dancer September 1, 2010 at 10:53 am -      #102

    My guess is that this would come down to Lobo, Superman, Kharn and Goku. Since Lobo can’t die…

  3. ://hack=infiniticomplex September 21, 2010 at 11:54 pm -      #103

    As I understand it, Goku fused with Shenron and is now the overseer of Earth, making him immortal. Given that he and Superman are essentially fighting for the same thing, they would probably team up at some point, rendering this match a tie, either between Supes and Kakarot, having successfully fended off the greatest threat to planet earth in ever, or between Lobo and Kharn, having made Earth completely devoid of life in their battle and proving unable to destroy one another. Crypto’s outmanuevered and out gunned, Chuck is a human and instantly and horribly murdered, MC is turned into soup with MJOLNIR, and Kratos, despite putting up one hell of a fight, proves killable in the end. Unless someone gets a hold of kryptonite this leaves us with four titans duking it out basically forever. I know nowhere near enough about Lobo or Kharn to call that ending.

  4. Blood Dancer September 22, 2010 at 12:02 am -      #104

    “As I understand it, Goku fused with Shenron and is now the overseer of Earth, making him immortal”

    No. GT is not canon. It was not made by Akira Toriyama therefore by FP rules it never happened, and thus making your point null. Heck, Akira Toriyama said it himself that GT was a side-story.

    On Lobo: He’s banned from both Heaven and Hell making him a true immortal, he can regenerate from a pool of his own blood, has FTL reaction, amongst other things that allowed him to go toe to toe with SUperman. Also, Goku is not that much of a beast when comparing him to Superman. Superman moves way beyond the speed of light, has the strength to move the planet and can tank stellar and planetary explosions. Can Goku do that? I mean he has been show to take damage from non-planet busting attacks, whereas Supes just shrugs them off and rips off his opponents face….Get your act together and stop spitting nonsense

  5. Rorschach September 22, 2010 at 12:15 am -      #105

    MAN!!! This is one epic match, but Superman, Lobo, and Kharn would be caught in a tie, for round 2!!!!!

    Goku isn’t immortal, Superman can actually end this match easily due to his FASTER THAN LIGHT SPEED ABILITIES, but after he sees he cannot kill Lobo and Kharn, then he’ll stop, and before Glku, or any other one of them has time to realize it, they’ll be erased from existence, other than Lobo and Kharn…

    ROUND 2… FIGHT!

  6. Rorschach September 22, 2010 at 12:20 am -      #106

    TYPO:Goku…

    Round 2 would have to consist of Superman Prime, Kharn with Khorne’s blessing, and is there a super powerful form of Lobo?!?

  7. Laharl September 22, 2010 at 12:56 am -      #107

    “powerful form of Lobo?!?”
    bastich.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ulti_bas.jpg
    Lobo mask form.

  8. Darkbladex96 September 22, 2010 at 1:47 am -      #108

    maybe someone can hold a space dolphin hostage..,…

  9. Carl October 5, 2010 at 11:21 am -      #109

    It would start. And then people will run. Beacause Chuck Norris entered the scene.

    Chuck wins all.

  10. Renegade October 12, 2010 at 2:25 am -      #110

    Woops, my bad, I got carried away, forgive the cursing please.

  11. Renegade October 12, 2010 at 2:28 am -      #111

    Lobo, Kharn, and Goku are the last men standing. Superman gets his face kicked in by Goku who is infinitely stronger and faster and blows up planets when fighting. Kharn destroys Kratos because his god is bigger and deadlier than any Kratos has ever fought. Crypto fights Lobo and dies because Lobo is the coolest and strongest guy in space, regenerates, and would punch Crypto in the face once and win. Chuck Norris and Master Chief are both puny humans and get destroyed in the ensuing battle between the others. Eventually, Goku uses a spirit bomb, destroying Kharn and Goku and Lobo begin to fight, Lobo not being powerful enough to destroy Goku and healing too fast for Goku to kill Lobo. Then they go into space and fight but a pod of space dolphins go by and Lobo runs to play with them and Goku shrugs and flys away.

  12. Blood Dancer October 26, 2010 at 9:38 am -      #112

    @Renegade

    “Superman gets his face kicked in by Goku who is infinitely stronger and faster and blows up planets when fighting.”

    factpile.com/superman-vs-goku/

    THAT!

    Also, Superman tanks planetary and stellar explosions, moves way faster than light and pushes planets for fun. Goku gets hurt by non-planet busting attacks..

    Tanking a stellar explosion:

    img132.imageshack.us/img132/1856/briainca3001.jpg

    Moving teh planet:

    luchins.com/dickery/Superman_322_moves-planet.jpg

    “Crypto fights Lobo and dies because Lobo is the coolest and strongest guy in space, regenerates, and would punch Crypto in the face once and win. Chuck Norris and Master Chief are both puny humans and get destroyed in the ensuing battle between the others. Eventually, Goku uses a spirit bomb, destroying Kharn and Goku and Lobo begin to fight, Lobo not being powerful enough to destroy Goku and healing too fast for Goku to kill Lobo. Then they go into space and fight but a pod of space dolphins go by and Lobo runs to play with them and Goku shrugs and flys away”

    Lobo cannot die, Kharn has lots of experience. And before you say GT…DON’T! It’s not canon therefore not brought into account.

    GET OUT!

  13. Galen marek November 24, 2010 at 5:52 pm -      #113

    I like the dbgt episodes….even more than dbz cuz it makes more sense and the grafic is bether and they are coller and stronger too…..

  14. Axalon November 24, 2010 at 5:54 pm -      #114

    Chuck Norris sneezes. The resulting shockwave kills every other combatant. The End.

  15. Rorschach November 24, 2010 at 6:01 pm -      #115

    @Everyone even considering Chuck Norris for a win
    In all actuality, he’s just a human.

    like I said, Superman, Lobo, and Kharn are the last ones standing, then Round 2 starts like this:

    Superman Prime
    Lobo Mask Form
    Kharn with Khorne’s Blessings

    GO!!!

  16. Axalon November 24, 2010 at 6:04 pm -      #116

    “@Everyone even considering Chuck Norris for a win
    In all actuality, he’s just a human.”

    Shhh. Do you WANT a roundhouse kick to the face? Besides, the only Chuck worth even mentioning in a BankGambling fight is of course, the Chuck of legends. He who moves the Earth DOWN with push-ups.

  17. Rorschach November 24, 2010 at 6:11 pm -      #117

    “Shhh. Do you WANT a roundhouse kick to the face? Besides, the only Chuck worth even mentioning in a BankGambling fight is of course, the Chuck of legends. He who moves the Earth DOWN with push-ups.”

    I actually did take a roundhouse kick to the face once… I looked like Jonah Hex for several weeks…

    IF you’re going to talk about a legend, talk about a TRUE legend:
    THE MOST INTERESTING MAN ALIVE…

  18. Based God November 24, 2010 at 7:10 pm -      #118

    “I like the dbgt episodes….even more than dbz cuz it makes more sense and the grafic is bether and they are coller and stronger too…..”

    WHAT!!! I can’t understand your horrendous spelling… That whole sentence looks like it was written by a dumb ass kid

  19. Chuck inglish December 27, 2010 at 2:17 pm -      #119

    proof that goku has FTL reaction
    i103.photobucket.com/albums/m156/kinasin/250661-goku_dodges_taiyoken1_super.jpg
    i103.photobucket.com/albums/m156/kinasin/250663-goku_dodges_taiyoken_2_super.jpg
    i103.photobucket.com/albums/m156/kinasin/250664-goku_dodges_taiyoken_3_super.jpg
    i103.photobucket.com/albums/m156/kinasin/250665-goku_dodges_taiyoken_4_super.jpg

    Tenshinhan fires his Taiyoken (solar flare), which is light used to blind people. Now this attack is light, so it should very well move at the speed of light. Ten fires it off, Goku crosses the ring and puts on Roshi’s glasses before the light can reach his eyes and blind him.

  20. Carmine December 27, 2010 at 2:29 pm -      #120

    This is how it starts chuck tries to punch crypto but chucks head explodes and kills him then lobo kills Kratos and fights kharn crypto mind controls goku to kill kharn whiles supes and mc sit down on chairs and talk

  21. Carmine December 27, 2010 at 2:41 pm -      #121

    Supes kills goku and mc finishes off kharn with a mac round

  22. Soldier's Shadow December 27, 2010 at 3:04 pm -      #122

    Lobo wins this as no one here as any soul fuckery that could put him down but even then I’d be skeptical if that’d work. If he doesn’t win, it’s an eternal stalemate between the Main Man and the Man of Steel. (Hoping Lobo wins that though)

  23. Carmine July 19, 2011 at 9:19 am -      #123

    Crypto stops time uses protect on goku then drops his blisk worm near lobo and uses his meteorite on kharn after that he body snatches master chief goku does the rest and then he gets his brain extracted

    crypto solos

  24. tau43 November 23, 2011 at 11:10 pm -      #124

    All of the MAN-sauce has been used up in this match.

  25. tau43 November 23, 2011 at 11:27 pm -      #125

    But I vote for Kharn because would resurrected by Khorne because he’s his champion.

  26. Hac148 November 23, 2011 at 11:39 pm -      #126

    ok. being realistic
    if it is internet chuck norris, then obviously his omnipotence ends this very quickly

    standard chuck norris leaves this to end round one with the surviving half of kharn, goku, superman, and kratos.

  27. Draco November 23, 2011 at 11:43 pm -      #127

    Krypto has a ton of gadgets, and a few vehicles. He has a chance of doing some real damage.
    Mind control, sucking out the brain, disintegrator weaponry, possession, ability to look like another, flying… he’s the ultimate alien. Though one hit and he’s dead… but if this is krypto, does he get his many clones?

  28. Mister Teal November 23, 2011 at 11:44 pm -      #128

    Boils down to Supes and Lobo, everyone else may as well be aids patients.

    I’d like Lobo to be overall winner since he’s coolest, but I think Supes could edge him out feat-wise.

  29. Hac148 November 23, 2011 at 11:44 pm -      #129

    also, to everyone saying for lobo’s part in this match. yes he is a very impressive force for this fight. but he is also the opnly villan superman regularly see’s he would immaditely deal with lobo, and tel,l me that isnt something unresirticted superman cannot do, or at least permanently remove from the fight with relative ease?

  30. DReager1 January 11, 2012 at 8:59 pm -      #130

    I’d have to go with Goku. Superman would last longer than the rest of the fighters, but no one has enough power to take down Goku. In SSJ1 form Goku could wipe out the whole planet effortlessly. In SSJ3 he’d eradicate the universe and escape before dieing with instant transmission. Goku takes the win here.

  31. StealthRanger January 20, 2012 at 1:23 am -      #131

    @DReager
    Fuck no, Superman stomped Goku on this site
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    Lobo wins this match

  32. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 20, 2012 at 1:56 am -      #132

    “Lobo wins this match”
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    Can Lobo still travel at FTL speeds without his bike. If not supes should Supes be able to BFR him by dragging the fight way away from the battlefield then simply flying back leaving him to float in space… Or was Lobo able to call is bike to himself?

  33. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 20, 2012 at 2:02 am -      #133

    “If not supes should Supes be able to”
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    damn you brain.
    ===
    Anyway, talkin about something like this
    img205.imageshack.us/img205/4643/supeslobo0uo.jpg

  34. Hermit January 20, 2012 at 3:10 am -      #134

    On the joke side of things, Chuck Norris wins.

  35. StealthRanger January 20, 2012 at 3:33 am -      #135

    “Can Lobo still travel at FTL speeds without his bike. If not supes should Supes be able to BFR him by dragging the fight way away from the battlefield then simply flying back leaving him to float in space… Or was Lobo able to call is bike to himself?”
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    Don’t know much about DC outside the DCAU but Lobo did call his bike to him in one episode
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    And Lobo has FTL reaction IIRC so Superman won’t be speedblitzing him

  36. DReager1 January 20, 2012 at 12:58 pm -      #136

    @StealthRanger Putting the Goku part aside for a sec, there’s no way Lobo could defeat Superman. Though I also only know him from the DCAU, but from there he didn’t look nearly as impressive as Superman. When he’s not holding back Superman could defeat Lobo pretty easily. Just because Lobo’s immortal doesn’t mean he can’t be destroyed.

    As for Goku he could take down Superman easily. It is sad that Goku lost on this site, and I’ll probably go comment there soon. Even if Superman is somehow able to take on Goku in SSJ form there’s no way he can handle SSJ2.

    Goku has instant transmission and can teleport rings around Goku. He also has god level speed and his strength is on par with Superman.

    In SSJ3 form he can totally obliterate Superman. There’s just no way Superman would even have a chance against him.

  37. Commander Cross January 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm -      #137

    @D

    We’d have to wait until Goku gets to SS Level 5 before they even THINK about unlocking that match(either that or Goku vs Thor gets worth suggesting, for that matter!)

  38. DReager1 January 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm -      #138

    Yeah, I came in too late to switch it now (Just joined a week or two ago) Though I still think Goku would win that match. Of course there’s still maybe a 1% chance of SSJ5. But as this point I really doubt that’ll ever happen. Goku vs Thor would be a cool match. I’d comment on it right away

  39. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 20, 2012 at 2:13 pm -      #139

    “As for Goku he could take down Superman easily. It is sad that Goku lost on this site, and I’ll probably go comment there soon. Even if Superman is somehow able to take on Goku in SSJ form there’s no way he can handle SSJ2.”
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    Isn’t the reason Supes one because he was like massively ftl where as Goku was only lightspeed or something?

  40. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 20, 2012 at 2:14 pm -      #140

    “Isn’t the reason Supes one”
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    meant won, not 1.

  41. Commander Cross January 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm -      #141

    @D

    I wouldn’t recommend suggesting Goku vs Thor yet unless Goku gets to SS level 05, already, though.

  42. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm -      #142

    “I wouldn’t recommend suggesting Goku vs Thor yet unless Goku gets to SS level 05, already, though.”
    -
    Where does super sayain 5 come from? I thought even with GT it stopped at 4.

  43. Commander Cross January 20, 2012 at 2:46 pm -      #143

    @Doc Lowk

    To be frank, I heard elsewhere they’re gonna consider doing a legitimate sequel series to DragonBall Z, and Goku and Vegeta are gonna be in it, again.

  44. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 9:05 am -      #144

    @Commander Cross Trust me that won’t be happening anytime soon. Yeah Thor vs Goku may not be a safe idea, but Goku and Vegeta vs Superman and Thor could work. Because this way we have SSJ4 Gogeta. That’s practically SSJ5 or 6.

  45. StealthRanger January 21, 2012 at 9:11 am -      #145

    Lobo wins by default due to immortality, super regeneration and FTL reactions that will allow him to not get speed-blitzed by Superman
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    Lobo ftw!

  46. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 9:14 am -      #146

    @Stealthranger Yeah Lobo’s tough, but I don’t think he’s a match for Superman. He’s immortal and can regenerate, but Superman is just plain stronger and faster. He could take out Lobo. Lobo may not die (Though I think he would) but Superman could render him unconscious and take him out.

  47. Sauroposeidon January 21, 2012 at 9:31 am -      #147

    Yeah this comes down to Goku and Superman… except Goku’s most powerful technique is useless against a hero like Super Man so it’s sort of pointless. Superman HAS beaten Lobo before.

  48. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 9:35 am -      #148

    “We’d have to wait until Goku gets to SS Level 5 before they even THINK about unlocking that match”

    .

    First of all, Akira Toriyama squashed any rumours regarding Dragon Ball AF and he even called those supposed designs of the new Super Saiyan mode, and I quote “Crap”.

    -

    Second, GT is not Canon. It’s a giant Filler (toriyama’s words: a giant side-story) that only existed in the anime whose plot was neither conceived nor written by Akira Toriyama. Hell, not even the drawings were made by him.

    -

    So no..there can be no Super Saiyan 4 if SS3 is the last one available.

  49. Whatthecell January 21, 2012 at 9:52 am -      #149

    Superman destroying a solar system with a sneeze:
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    i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn113/pfrangip/comics/supersneezeae9og9.jpg
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    He wins.

  50. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:02 am -      #150

    Supes surviving a stellar explosion:

    img132.imageshack.us/img132/1856/briainca3001.jpg

    -

    Supes showing off his strength: i26.tinypic.com/vep5wg.jpg

  51. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:07 am -      #151

    Exactly! This is why I don’t think Lobo has a shot at beating Superman. Superman is a lot stronger and more durable than Lobo. Next to Goku Superman is easily the strongest being in this fight. Of course one SSJ3 Kamehameha and Superman’s toast

  52. Sauroposeidon January 21, 2012 at 11:09 am -      #152

    I don’t think anything short of kryptonite can kill superman…

  53. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:12 am -      #153

    @Sauroposeidon what about Magic and Thunder? Those have beaten Superman up pretty badly in the past. Also if an attack is strong enough I think it could still take down Superman. Thor came close in JLA/Avengers. He didn’t win in the end, but if say Odin had fought Superman (Not that I think Odin could beat Thor, but it’s implied sometimes) Superman may have died.

  54. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:23 am -      #154

    “SSJ3 Kamehameha ”

    -

    And I suppose that has the output of a stellar explosion?

    -

    You see all of that has been covered and covered again and again and again until the award was given to Supes in their one-on-one thread. So stop your whining and accept the only scenario available

  55. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:23 am -      #155

    “Thor came close in JLA/Avengers”

    -

    Not canon

  56. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:26 am -      #156

    @Blood Dancer Of course a SSJ3 Kamehameha has the output of a stellar explosion. It’s probably a lot more deadly. I’ll never accept that Superman could take on Goku. Goku Is Superman, just stronger, no weaknesses, and faster. I’ll grant that Superman’s smarter. As for JLA/Avengers, of course that’s not canon, but if it were he’d probably have looked about the same. For a canon comic this time, remember when Doomsday took down Superman? Doomsday didn’t have any kryptonite. He just used his raw power.

  57. Sauroposeidon January 21, 2012 at 11:28 am -      #157

    @ DReager
    But they didn’t kill him. It’s that red sun radiation that’s so fatal to him. Losing isnt the same as dying. Superman’s just not likely to go down in this fight.
    @ Blood Dancer
    Goku is so far beyond stellar busting it’s not even funny.

  58. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:28 am -      #158

    An SSJ2 Kamehameha was able to wipe out a Solar System. An SSJ3 Kamehameha could probably wipe out at least a dozen galaxies. Never underestimate the power of an SSJ3

  59. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:29 am -      #159

    “Of course a SSJ3 Kamehameha has the output of a stellar explosion”

    -

    Care to provide proof?

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    “I’ll never accept that Superman could take on Goku.”

    -

    Watching DB Hentai can scar people for life, I am told. Perhaps you are one such exemple.

  60. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:29 am -      #160

    @Sauroposeidon Well, if Goku had too he could warp Superman to a Red Sun, but even without that Superman couldn’t last against Goku. Goku would keep teleporting and blasting until Superman lost.

  61. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:30 am -      #161

    @Blood Daner First, exactly how big was the Steller Explosion that Superman lived through? That’ll help when I explain how much more powerful an SSJ3 Kamehameha is

  62. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:31 am -      #162

    Sorry *Blood Dancer*

  63. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:31 am -      #163

    “Well, if Goku had too he could warp Superman to a Red Sun, ”

    -

    And how would Goku know of this weakness? As far as I am concerned you knowing does not mean that Goku knows.

  64. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:33 am -      #164

    Knowing Superman he would

    A Make it real obvious by glaring at a Red Sun or trying to fly away from it

    or B (Which is more likely) He’ll brag that the only things that can beat him are Kryptonite and Red Sun radiation. Just so he can try and tell everyone that no one can beat him.

    Personally that’s why I miss the old Superman. I liked how he was constantly bragging and showing off.

    Of course even without a Red Sun Goku could beat Superman

  65. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:33 am -      #165

    On the warping issue, again. Neutral battle ground and the tiny little fact that Goku wouldn’t know where a Red Sun could be would prevent this tactic, no?

  66. Sauroposeidon January 21, 2012 at 11:35 am -      #166

    Yeah, the SSJ2 level is capable of relativistic speeds and sun busting attacks, Blood.
    -
    There’s no way for Goku to know to do that, DRaeger. He’ll run out of steam well before Superman does, especially in a neutral battle field where the sun will be shining on Superman.

  67. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:36 am -      #167

    Fine, Goku wouldn’t warp him to a red sun. The thing is, Goku doesn’t need that to defeat Superman. Goku could just pound him into oblivion with a barrage of punches. He could also blast Superman until Superman’s power is depleted. After that one solid meteor combo would take him out.

  68. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:36 am -      #168

    “Of course even without a Red Sun Goku could beat Superman”

    -

    You shouldn’t jerk off to Goku so much you know.

    -

    “Personally that’s why I miss the old Superman. I liked how he was constantly bragging and showing off.”

    -

    So he he will not brag then?Good. Good thing, Supes has dropped that nasty habit of his.

  69. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:37 am -      #169

    @Sauroposeidon If the sun is there, it won’t be for long. Since Goku is very keen at sensing power levels, he’ll notice that Superman is drawing energy from the sun right away. So he’ll quickly destroy it and there goes Superman’s power source.

  70. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:38 am -      #170

    “Goku could just pound him into oblivion with a barrage of punches”

    -

    And these punches have the output of a Stellar Blast too? Hentai is not a good source of brain stimulation you know.

  71. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:39 am -      #171

    @ Blood Dancer I’m just stating the facts. Superman doesn’t stand a chance against Goku. Goku hits harder and is faster. and don’t forget about his energy attacks.

    As for Superman bragging was a cool trait. It made him a more likable character.

    The punches from Goku would destroy Superman. He can only take so much punishment before he dies. While one punch may not be as strong as a stellar explosion (Though I have my doubts) A barrage would be a lot stronger

  72. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 11:40 am -      #172

    Is it Chuck Norris or Chuck F***ing Norris?

  73. DReager1 January 21, 2012 at 11:41 am -      #173

    I’d say regular Chuck Norris, to give the other fighters some hope :)

  74. Blood Dancer January 21, 2012 at 11:45 am -      #174

    Right…I don’t have time for fanboys such as yourself and seeing as how I have an Economics final to study for (not that I need to, really) I might as well leave you and your obscene obsession alone.

    -

    And good to know you didn’t fall for provocation. Most tend to react badly to them. Hope you didn’t take that wrongly, though?

    -

    Fanboy claim, stands though.

  75. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 11:45 am -      #175

    In which case Superman because you know it’s Superman, or Kratos because he is a god slayer.

  76. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 11:48 am -      #176

    But which Superman are we using?

  77. Sauroposeidon January 21, 2012 at 11:48 am -      #177

    There’s no way for Goku to realize Superman is getting his powers from the sun unless Superman explicitly states such. The only known way to kill Superman, to my knowledge, is with Kryptonite. Superman strikes harder, and is faster. He may be sadly lacking in energy projection but his breath attack, as we’ve seen with the sneeze, is able to release powerful enough energy to pulverize star systems… even if that panel made no fucking sense what so ever. He went to ANOTHER universe? Really? And his sneeze, which requires air for both projection and for sound, is destroying the solar system? The best I can figure is his lungs alone at max power can release shock waves when they contract hard and fast enough. Superman also -survived- that kind of energy being shot out of him. So we know he can shrug off Goku’s best attacks short of the Spirit Bomb for a while.. and said spirit bomb will be useless anyways due to Superman’s nature. Goku does have better martial arts skills, despite being slower and not as physically strong, but Superman has a DAMN lot of experience which I think may make up for his lack of formal training. There’s no way Goku can win with out Kryptonite.

  78. Sauroposeidon January 21, 2012 at 11:53 am -      #178

    @ Tau
    -
    “I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
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    I’ve spread more blood and gore
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    Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch!
    -
    I split the Union with a roundhouse kick
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    I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
    -
    I attack sharks,
    -
    when I smell them bleed
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    I don’t go swimming,
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    Water just wants to be around me.
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    My fists make the speed of light
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    Wish that it was faster!
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    You may have freed the slaves,
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    But Chuck is everyone’s MASTER.”
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    Cited from Chuck Norris vs Abraham Lincoln. I think if we use Chuck F**king Norris, he wins hands down.

  79. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 11:57 am -      #179

    “Cited from Chuck Norris vs Abraham Lincoln. I think if we use Chuck F**king Norris, he wins hands down.”
    -That’s my second favorite fight.

  80. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 12:01 pm -      #180

    You can really make up any feat you want with MemeChuck at this point, so he can potentially /scromp anyone.

    Proper fight though, Supes or Lobo, probably Supes via more feats.

  81. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm -      #181

    Which Superman though? The one in the picture(nice one), the Red Cryptonite one(Scary one), or what?

  82. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm -      #182

    I barely know any of Supes’ continuities. I would assume whatever the main one used prior to the New52 series landed. But again — I’m largely ignant’ of comic books and their main-canon universes.

  83. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 12:13 pm -      #183

    www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=H7Nf-m6WGl4
    -Skip to 3:30.

  84. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 12:16 pm -      #184

    The guy he lazer-faced, just got done beating the Green Lantern, and causing a huge explosion.

  85. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm -      #185

    Well the big feat in that video is he went from sun to earth quicker than 8 minutes lol.

  86. Soldier's Shadow January 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm -      #186

    “@Blood Dancer Of course a SSJ3 Kamehameha has the output of a stellar explosion. It’s probably a lot more deadly. I’ll never accept that Superman could take on Goku. Goku Is Superman, just stronger, no weaknesses, and faster. I’ll grant that Superman’s smarter. As for JLA/Avengers, of course that’s not canon, but if it were he’d probably have looked about the same. For a canon comic this time, remember when Doomsday took down Superman? Doomsday didn’t have any kryptonite. He just used his raw power.”

    ===

    So much fail in this comment that it makes my head hurt…

    First off, how is Goku stronger than Superman? When have we seen Goku lift in the quintillions as shown in Blood’s link? Never.

    No weakness? Goku got the shit knocked out of him throughout DBZ and was killed at least twice. No being in DBZ can match Supes in sheer power, he could kill Goku in a blink of an eye and then move on to solo the DBZ-verse.

    Faster? No way in hell. Goku moves from massively hypersonic to lightspeed at best whereas Superman goes many times faster than the speed of light. Do the math.

    Doomsday was also of Kryptonian origin and IIRC that gives him the ability to harm Supes. Goku’s a Saiyan, not the same.

    “An SSJ3 Kamehameha could probably wipe out at least a dozen galaxies”

    COULD

    "Goku would keep teleporting and blasting until Superman lost."

    LOL Superman wouldn't even be hit by those blasts let alone harmed too badly. Goku getting hit FTL by a quintillion ton punch on the other hand…

    "Knowing Superman he would"

    Goku doesn't know his weaknesses.

    "Of course even without a Red Sun Goku could beat Superman"

    You're doing a stellar job at showing it with your indisputable proof….

    "Goku could just pound him into oblivion with a barrage of punches. He could also blast Superman until Superman’s power is depleted. After that one solid meteor combo would take him out."

    Goku's punches would tickle Superman at best. They're pathetic to Supes when he's taken blows from Doomsday, Lobo, Darkseid and other vastly superior beings than Goku. And Superman's power doesn't get depleted like that, not at all unless you have proof. Meteor combo is lulz.

    ===

    Superman would FTL rape Goku before all of this also.

    ===

    "If the sun is there, it won’t be for long. Since Goku is very keen at sensing power levels, he’ll notice that Superman is drawing energy from the sun right away. So he’ll quickly destroy it and there goes Superman’s power source."

    How will Goku notice something so subtle and pull this off before being turned into paste?

    "The punches from Goku would destroy Superman. He can only take so much punishment before he dies. While one punch may not be as strong as a stellar explosion (Though I have my doubts) A barrage would be a lot stronger"

    See above. Goku is nothing to Superman and if you believe his punches are on par with a stellar explosion GTFO

    I hate DBZ fan-boys…

  87. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 12:19 pm -      #187

    I don’t know that DCU game is a main-canon source though.

    But, me not knowing something doesn’t account for much. Someone else should probably field that question. With the exception of shitty cartoons and probably the new52 (assumption) — most Supes incarnations seem to have a specified FTL feat or clarification somewhere. At least the scans or what not I see on respect threads and FP anyway.

  88. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm -      #188

    So bold of you Soldier.

  89. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm -      #189

    “I don’t know that DCU game is a main-canon source though.”
    -I was just using it as an example of Red Kryptonite Superman.

  90. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 12:28 pm -      #190

    Well that incarnation has FTL speed too then. Give that prick a high five.

  91. tau43 January 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm -      #191

    Mind you he was weakened from fighting.

  92. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm -      #192

    Actually, maybe not FTL from the trailer. I was going off memory, I thought he was sunbathing (like flying through the sun like he’s done in other comics)

    That time he was just standing an indeterminable distance from the star.

    Fast, but not necessarily as fast as other incarnations.

  93. Chuck inglish January 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm -      #193

    I’m speaking for GT goku

    “Superman would FTL rape Goku before all of this also.”
    ====
    Flight speed doesn’t equal combat speed. Goku Beat superman at close range combat
    ===
    “See above. Goku is nothing to Superman and if you believe his punches are on par with a stellar explosion GTFO”
    ======
    His blasts are
    ==
    “LOL Superman wouldn’t even be hit by those blasts let alone harmed too badly. Goku getting hit FTL by a quintillion ton punch on the other hand…”
    ====
    seriously. a non canon superman
    ===

  94. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 1:06 pm -      #194

    FTL flight speed is easily combat speed . He just flies headfirst into Goku, the monkey gets pulped.

    He could just fly around Goku at those speeds without touching him and just wind-blender him up all day.

    FTL movement speed/flight is really a douchebag power once you think about it.

  95. Chuck inglish January 21, 2012 at 1:10 pm -      #195

    “FTL flight speed is easily combat speed . He just flies headfirst into Goku, the monkey gets pulped.”
    ====
    that’s not combat speed though.. it’s still flight speed if supes uses his momentium.

  96. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 1:11 pm -      #196

    It could be combat speed, he’s using it in a combative capacity that’d kill the other guy.

    All the same, a dumb blue brick at “massive” FTL, or whatever the panel said is going to liquify whatever it runs into.

  97. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 1:13 pm -      #197

    Barring an omnipotent MemeNorris feat or some such though lol

  98. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 21, 2012 at 1:19 pm -      #198

    “Flight speed doesn’t equal combat speed.”
    -
    Supes does have examples of using speed to his advantage in combat
    i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt349/zauriel1988/speedfeat.jpg
    i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt349/zauriel1988/speedfeat1.jpg
    i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt349/zauriel1988/speedfeat2.jpg

  99. Chuck inglish January 21, 2012 at 1:21 pm -      #199

    “FTL flight speed is easily combat speed . He just flies headfirst into Goku, the monkey gets pulped.”
    ====
    no he’s not bro. a good example for combat speed would be when Wally West fought Zoom II all across the Earth multiple times in less than a second since they were exchanging punches and attacks the whole time.

    “All the same, a dumb blue brick at “massive” FTL, or whatever the panel said is going to liquify whatever it runs into.”
    ====
    yes that’s why he owns goku

  100. Mister Teal January 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm -      #200

    You agree that FTL flight speed can be used as a combatative tactic though, correct?

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