Master Vs Joker

The Master Vs The Joker

Suggested by Sylar121

The Master, first time here (Doctor Who) will go up against The Joker (DC)

Fight takes place in gotham, the master does not have his electric powers.

Who will win?

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19 Comments on "Master Vs Joker"

  1. Nsl98 May 19, 2015 at 12:19 am -      #1

    Wasn’t New 52 Joker practically immortal and had the skills to fight Batman evenly?

    I say practically due to the fact that he is currently “dead” by virtue of a cave falling on him.

  2. Commander Cross May 19, 2015 at 12:20 am -      #2

    Which version of The Joker are we using?
    Also blast it, I wanted to see which one is actually smarter than which, instead. T_T

  3. Jake_Uzumaki May 19, 2015 at 1:59 am -      #3

    Does the Master get his Laser Screwdriver? It can one shot humans.
    Wait…wait I forgot current Master is Mistress so let me rephrase.
    Does She get her Laser Screwdriver? Or the disintegrate ray she killed Osgood with?

    Because either way we’re talking about a psycho female Reed Richards whose been committing crimes against reality…for what close to a thousand years now probably? She’s close to the same age as the Doctor right?

  4. Jake_Uzumaki May 19, 2015 at 2:15 am -      #4

    @Cross
    Mistress is smarter….by a lot. When the Joker can create a paradox machine, jury rig health technology to turn everyone on the planet but Batman into him..or at least his face, or creates an army of time traveling zombie robots from the population of Earths cemeteries as a birthday present to Batman just to fuck with Batman…we can talk.

  5. Limbo Lowk May 19, 2015 at 2:19 am -      #5

    “Or the disintegrate ray she killed Osgood with?”

    I really liked Osgood. :(
    But yeah I don’t see Joker’s literal Joker immunity regening him from disintegration.

  6. Rookie May 19, 2015 at 2:23 am -      #6

    @Jake_Uzumaki

    “When the Joker can create a paradox machine, jury rig health technology to turn everyone on the planet but Batman into him..or at least his face, or creates an army of time traveling zombie robots from the population of Earths cemeteries as a birthday present to Batman just to fuck with Batman…we can talk.”

    Well Joker defeated JL with ease and turn them against Batman.

  7. Jake_Uzumaki May 19, 2015 at 2:31 am -      #7

    @Rookie
    context because I decided not to read anything to do with it after seeing the kryptonite gum bullshit.

  8. Rookie May 19, 2015 at 2:41 am -      #8

    @Jake_Uzumaki

    He turned them all into his servants (offscreen!) with some sort of virus (apparently new-52 Joker is smartest man alive, he can learn anything and develop any stuff within minutes if he decided to try!) and send them all against Batman (who was not even in his robot suit and was in hospital!). Batman fought back eventually made it to his stuff (bullshit level simply max!) and beat them all.

    He is also half-demon half-angel half-something else creature who is immortal and will always come back and also immune to all kind of spernatural stuff (except fists and good writing, those are his bane))

    I kinda hate New-52 Joker. It was cooler when he was just a normal human IMO. Now every time he is in comics it like freaking war for the fateof the world. Also his nihilistic speaches and the fact that he is not funny and just creepy freak now. It was cooler and funnier when he was just a guy with gas and bombs. Now he is suddenly amongs most dangerous creaturesin the universe (without any power-ups).
    This is why I stoppedreading Batman comics.
    It worse that Black Panther’s comics.

  9. Limbo Lowk May 19, 2015 at 2:44 am -      #9

    “context because I decided not to read anything to do with it after seeing the kryptonite gum bullshit.”

    Joker may possibly be one of the best toxin makers in the world and he created a toxin designed for each Leaguer that batman couldn’t figure out a cure.
    Also Bats armor hides kryptonite sealed in it. He is the best worst friend you can ask for and gives no shits over the possible radioactivity of krypton.

  10. Jake_Uzumaki May 19, 2015 at 2:51 am -      #10

    @Rookie
    I knew about the virus part, I meant was there ever any context about how the fuck he pulled it off, did he just gas them? did he actually take them down?

  11. Rookie May 19, 2015 at 2:55 am -      #11

    @Jake_Uzumaki

    “I knew about the virus part, I meant was there ever any context about how the fuck he pulled it off, did he just gas them? did he actually take them down?”

    Not known. He probably just walked towards them and inject the virus with his own hand. Won’t surprise me, PIS and bad writing rule all over New-52.
    Although Brainiac and the plot twists were cool, can’t argue here.

  12. Jake_Uzumaki May 19, 2015 at 3:19 am -      #12

    Well that makes the feat troublesome doesn’t it…

  13. Limbo Lowk May 19, 2015 at 3:26 am -      #13

    “(apparently new-52 Joker is smartest man alive, he can learn anything and develop any stuff within minutes if he decided to try!)”

    Did you not see the amount of counter vials Bats had for each of Joker’s various chemical. The guy might not have a phd in chemistry but he has had an insane amount of practice.
    You wanna see bullshit try animated Joker. He created a nack up in robin that surfaced years later in batman beyond.
    ===
    “He is also half-demon half-angel half-something else creature who is immortal”

    Pretty sure that got debunked, he is just an amazing liar. He fell in that heal stuff fixing his and I’m pretty sure he spliced into the virus thing. Joker was still just a guy, an incredibly smart, insanely dangerous one; who happened to have PIS dictate whether he lived or died… Until death in the family made him really hard to kill and pissed.
    ===
    “Now every time he is in comics it like freaking war for the fateof the world. Also his nihilistic speaches and the fact that he is not funny and just creepy freak now. It was cooler and funnier when he was just a guy with gas and bombs.”

    I think you might be thinking of animated joker because the joker I remember beat a kid to death with a crowbar before n52 was thought of. Then shoot a girl in front of her father crippling her.
    Hell He still uses bombs and gas just on a large scale. Also it was the endgame, Bats stopped playing his game in death in the family. Joker went fine. He still did jokes he was just more fucked up about it.
    You ever read on of the stories from a normal person’s point of few? I can recall two one before and one after n52, Joker outside of the cartoonish one has always been messed up.

  14. Limbo Lowk May 19, 2015 at 3:32 am -      #14

    “did he actually take them down?”

    He had been going under the alias of a doctor for a while so I’m betting it was something sneaky. Airborne chemical warfare is a thing and as off endgame I betting it was that. It one of the simplest ways he could mess with the league and not get caught.

  15. Limbo Lowk May 19, 2015 at 4:07 am -      #15

    Yeah, can confirm he uses airborne viruses.
    nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Batman-37-Page-3.jpg
    That more then likely how he got the league.
    ===
    Also Jake, you realize it wasn’t actually gum right? That’s just what Alfread nicknamed it. Still ridiculous to have a capsule of anything radioactive near you tongue though.
    ===
    “Won’t surprise me, PIS and bad writing rule all over New-52.”

    PIS is pretty much a given for most stories set up with hero involved but Batman has actually been written pretty good. First time I ever seen Joker as a credible threat to comic batman. Before I thought he was just a somewhat clever violent sociopath the like the Punisher could actually deal with simply.
    Also Alfread and Bruce made a joke about all the stupid Bat themed names. It was beautiful.

  16. The Ultimate Overlord May 19, 2015 at 8:33 am -      #16

    “Also Alfread and Bruce made a joke about all the stupid Bat themed names. It was beautiful.”
    Prove it! :)

    But, seriously, post it.

  17. Ordo11 May 19, 2015 at 11:43 am -      #17

    joker is messed up even in animated version

  18. Limbo Lowk May 19, 2015 at 2:57 pm -      #18

    “Prove it!”
    It always nice to see DC has sucked the funny bits out of everything
    i1281.photobucket.com/albums/a501/Fastballsolo/B5A80262-6064-43DE-BAE9-C24A58CED7C4_zps0dlk6h0x.jpg
    ===
    Anyway, anyone got any clip of mistress using the disintegrator, some aim feats. Jokers pretty spry when he has to be so it might be hard tagging him.

  19. Ordo11 May 19, 2015 at 3:41 pm -      #19

    That joke was awsome and joker is fucked up in batman the rise of the phantom?

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