Marvel Vs Harry Potter

Marvel Vs Harry Potter

Suggested by Jake_Uzumaki

Marvel will go up against Harry Potter

Composite Marvel multiverse vs Composite Harry Potter universe.

Both sides have 2 years to prepare for the battle.

Who will win?

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166 Comments on "Marvel Vs Harry Potter"

  1. sadot06 April 29, 2015 at 6:10 am -      #1

    Did you mean composite Harry Dresden? Because Marvel roflgodstomps Harry Potter.

  2. Takoe April 29, 2015 at 6:12 am -      #2

    Really? What do you think happens? Some random high powered schmuck blows up Earth by punching it and there won’t be a damn thing the wizards can do about it!
    This is bad and you should feel bad.

  3. Kitten Lord April 29, 2015 at 6:16 am -      #3

    Voldemort hits the Living Tribunal with the killing curse!

    The killing curse was super effective..

    Living Tribunal faints…

  4. Sauroposeidon April 29, 2015 at 6:39 am -      #4

    …I think there must have been a mistake.

  5. AbsoluteZero April 29, 2015 at 6:53 am -      #5

    Whelp, there’s a short match.

  6. Neon Lord April 29, 2015 at 6:54 am -      #6

    Ummmm…….

  7. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 6:56 am -      #7

    Taskmaster solos.

    Guns>Wizards

  8. sadot06 April 29, 2015 at 7:07 am -      #8

    “Taskmaster solos.

    Guns>Wizards”

    Dementors>Guns


    That’s at least one battle they can win.

  9. Klondike Bar April 29, 2015 at 7:32 am -      #9

    I thought that superman vs master chief was bad.

  10. Darth Bombad April 29, 2015 at 7:34 am -      #10

    Not just a composite Marvel universe… but a composite Marvel multiverse… WOW!
    www.threadbombing.com/data/media/30/motivator3593515nh2.jpg

  11. Shgon Dunstan April 29, 2015 at 7:41 am -      #11

    Me: “Gee, I wonder what today’s match is?”(goes to look)… 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    … So… Jake_Uzumaki is filled with a deep unquenchable hatred of HP-verse?

  12. aurorjohnson April 29, 2015 at 7:42 am -      #12

    Potterverse stomps.

  13. Shgon Dunstan April 29, 2015 at 8:04 am -      #13

    …Did someone hack his account just to post here, or did he just pop back up while I was away?

  14. batman3.14 April 29, 2015 at 8:05 am -      #14

    Pretty sure a lot of Marvel characters can almost Solo the entire potter universe. I mean…. the Marvel universe includes other worlds in other galaxies. The potterverse is just… Earth.

    On a side note, can Wolverine die from the killing curse?

  15. aurorjohnson April 29, 2015 at 8:11 am -      #15

    Avada Kedavra one shots everyone in Marvel and the luck potion means they can’t be hit.

  16. Takoe April 29, 2015 at 8:22 am -      #16

    Avada Kedavra one shots everyone in Marvel and the luck potion means they can’t be hit.

    Luck doesn’t save you from the universe exploding,
    dood.

  17. aurorjohnson April 29, 2015 at 9:23 am -      #17

    No but it will make no one in Marvel think to try that. The potion makes you succeed at every endeavor.

  18. Takoe April 29, 2015 at 9:28 am -      #18

    In order for that to happen the potion would have to operate on a multiversal scale, which you will now give proof for. If you don’t Pottervese goes pop.

  19. itcheyness April 29, 2015 at 9:28 am -      #19

    Luck doesn’t make other people stupid…

  20. aurorjohnson April 29, 2015 at 9:48 am -      #20

    The potion is described in universe as letting you succeed at every endeavor. Word for word by one of the teachers at Hogwarts.

  21. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets April 29, 2015 at 9:50 am -      #21

    “In order for that to happen the potion would have to operate on a multiversal scale”

    Well, megaversal in the case of some of Marvel’s characters… I think omniversal in the case of the Beyonders, maybe.

  22. Shgon Dunstan April 29, 2015 at 9:56 am -      #22

    “Well, megaversal in the case of some of Marvel’s characters… I think omniversal in the case of the Beyonders, maybe.”

    Don’t forget, the OP doesn’t rule out TOAA.

  23. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets April 29, 2015 at 10:01 am -      #23

    @Shgon Yea, don’t think Jake posted this as a serious match. He knows both verses to realize this is a stomp.

  24. Shgon Dunstan April 29, 2015 at 10:06 am -      #24

    “@Shgon Yea, don’t think Jake posted this as a serious match. He knows both verses to realize this is a stomp.”

    Being that I seem to recall aurorjohnson arguing that HP verse could take DF-verse’s White God… There might be a connection.

    …Or you know, someone just hit Jake over the head with a REALLY big mallet, and then used his computer to request the match… Ether or.

  25. Amm0vamp1r3 April 29, 2015 at 10:06 am -      #25

    Was this intended to be the marvel cinematic universe? Because that makes more sense. Not much more but still more

    I mean Harry Potter doesn’t have Anyone who is a planet buster an marvel that’s what low-mid tier?

    Dr.Strange solos

  26. Soulerous April 29, 2015 at 10:11 am -      #26

    The potion is described in universe as letting you succeed at every endeavor. Word for word by one of the teachers at Hogwarts.
    -I’m pretty sure it says may let you succeed, that it’s not a certainty. Otherwise it just lets you accomplish anything, which would include soloing Voldemort and his Death Eaters. It’s a stark contrast to the limited power that was portrayed.
    ~
    If you want to post a direct quote with page number, be my guest. But keep in mind that character statements are often unreliable.

  27. Amm0vamp1r3 April 29, 2015 at 10:17 am -      #27

    i52.tinypic.com/2i8djdt.jpg

  28. Shgon Dunstan April 29, 2015 at 10:18 am -      #28

    Also, Marvel undoubtedly has two or three living embodiments of luck on it’s side… So there’s that.

  29. Ellie Williams April 29, 2015 at 10:26 am -      #29

    Oh great. Aurorjohnson is back.

  30. Ellie Williams April 29, 2015 at 10:29 am -      #30

    What happened to the edit timer?

    Anyway, Dante solos. No really, he does. One of the multiverses in Marvel has the Marvel Vs Capcomverse. Therefore, Dante is in this match, and he solos.

  31. Shgon Dunstan April 29, 2015 at 10:41 am -      #31

    “Anyway, Dante solos. No really, he does. One of the multiverses in Marvel has the Marvel Vs Capcomverse. Therefore, Dante is in this match, and he solos.”

    Well, if you want to get technical… Didn’t Marvel give DC one of it’s “Earth XXXX” numbers?

  32. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 11:08 am -      #32

    Jake suggested this as a result of the CHB vs Hogwarts thread. Just go to the middle of it to see what I mean. I think after page 3.

  33. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 11:28 am -      #33

    Eesh, make one statement about Superman missing his target due to probability manipulating luck and then this happens.

  34. Kara Zor-El April 29, 2015 at 11:37 am -      #34

    Oh Jake, you glorious, magnificent bastard.

  35. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 11:55 am -      #35

    It was mostly a difference in how we viewed the same events:

    Rag and Jake said all the potion does is show you the correct path, it doesn’t alter reality. All it did was point you on the path to achieving your goal.

    I said it altered reality to fit what you needed, as it was doing things Harry didn’t even consciously want or know about in order for him to succeed; like putting people in just the right place at just the right time for Harry to have a perfect 3 hours worth of actions.

    And then Jake got rather fixated on how I said I was willing to back that as a NLF since it’s intended to be such a thing, and now we’re here.

  36. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 12:05 pm -      #36

    Btw, anyone else hear about One-Punch Man getting an anime adaption?

  37. aurorjohnson April 29, 2015 at 12:19 pm -      #37

    ” “Mine own invention, my masterpiece; the crowning achievement of my career. Bottled good fortune. Brewed correctly the drinker of this potion will be lucky in all their endeavours, but be warned … excessive consumption is highly toxic and can cause extreme recklessness. Fans of Quidditch were quick to protest that a potion which gives the drinker good luck was hardly fair and use of my potion was banned, quite rightly, from all competitive events … except potion-making tournaments.”
    —Zygmunt Budge” Wonder Book of potions.

    The creator of the potion itself said the user will be lucky in all endeavours.

    from Professor Slughorn
    ” Howeve if brewed correctly, as this has been, you will find that all your endeavours tend to succeed…” Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince pg 178

  38. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets April 29, 2015 at 1:05 pm -      #38

    “Didn’t Marvel give DC one of it’s “Earth XXXX” numbers?”

    Yes… lol

  39. Richard Rider April 29, 2015 at 1:06 pm -      #39

    The Beyonder uses the Harry Potterverse as plaything.
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/3/31666/4172484-newav2013029cov-bc2f7.jpg

  40. Limbo Lowk April 29, 2015 at 1:21 pm -      #40

    Made even funnier by the fact marvel currently has a task force specifically for
    Destroying planets to protect thier universe.
    Someone gave Thanos a job as a literal destroyer of worlds.

  41. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 1:34 pm -      #41

    “Mine own invention, my masterpiece; the crowning achievement of my career. Bottled good fortune. Brewed correctly the drinker of this potion will be lucky in all their endeavours, but be warned … excessive consumption is highly toxic and can cause extreme recklessness. Fans of Quidditch were quick to protest that a potion which gives the drinker good luck was hardly fair and use of my potion was banned, quite rightly, from all competitive events … except potion-making tournaments.”
    —Zygmunt Budge” Wonder Book of potions.

    The creator of the potion itself said the user will be lucky in all endeavours.


    Scarlet Witch: “No more luck potions.”

  42. aurorjohnson April 29, 2015 at 1:46 pm -      #42

    Avada Kedavra by invisible apparating wizards kills her or Beyonder before they can do anything.

  43. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 1:51 pm -      #43

    Avada Kedavra by invisible apparating wizards kills her or Beyonder before they can do anything.

    Not even close

  44. pimpmage April 29, 2015 at 1:52 pm -      #44

    ^Right… Exactly that happens… Marvel is fucked….

  45. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 1:53 pm -      #45

    Yes, because apparating into space and interdimensional adventuring are possible in the HPverse.

    Please, enlighten me on how the earthbound wizards will kill abstract beings with a spell that gets blocked by chairs and walls.

    @Friendly and Pimp
    Lol at our post times.

  46. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 1:59 pm -      #46

    Yes, because apparating into space and interdimensional adventuring are possible in the HPverse.

    To be fair, the first is possible- just not done.
    The second is unlikely, but then again they have a literal room full of LOVE so it wouldn’t surprise me.

  47. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 2:02 pm -      #47

    Has J.K Rowling ever said anything about traveling to planets with Apparation? That sounds interesting.

    And where was the room full of love mentioned?

  48. pimpmage April 29, 2015 at 2:10 pm -      #48

    You have to be intimately familiar with a location to teleport there. Usually by seeing pictures and studying surroundings. I doubt they could do that to another planet so readily.

  49. Ordo11 April 29, 2015 at 2:45 pm -      #49

    Ok, why the fuck is this even thought of as a fight. I suggested something that will be super interesting, true that was a while ago, but this gets posted. Either someone thinks way too much of Harry Potter, or they don’t know even the limited amount I know.


    Rants over.

    Ok Harry Potter can take out some lower tier guys, but heck Carnage and venom make the killing curse pointless.

  50. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 2:49 pm -      #50

    You have to be intimately familiar with a location to teleport there.

    Not too sure about “intimately” familiar; they have to know where they’re going obviously but it’s more based on memory than actual like, coordinates.
    Considering how Side-Along Apparation works, I’m inclined to think it works like that movie “Jumper” in that they just tear a small portal in reality to travel through.
    “I want to be there” and poof, crack, and otherwise SHAZAM they appear.

    And where was the room full of love mentioned?

    Couple of times in book 5 and once or twice in books 6 and 7. Harry tries everything he’s got to open that door and he’s unsuccessful, Dumbledore then later tells him that room holds “The Power of Love”. The same thing that keeps Harry safe from Voldemort.

    I doubt they could do that to another planet so readily.

    I doubt it myself, I don’t recall ever reading about a “max range” of apparation though so it could be possible…
    the idea of space Harry Potter has thoroughly unnerved me.

    Either someone thinks way too much of Harry Potter, or they don’t know even the limited amount I know.

    Not to sound bigheaded- but I’m pretty sure Jake did it just to spite me

  51. TheSorrow April 29, 2015 at 3:00 pm -      #51

    I had no idea we had a Harry Potter fanboy on this site. You really got to scrape the bottom of the barrel to choose that series as the one you want to protect zealously against any argument.

  52. pimpmage April 29, 2015 at 3:04 pm -      #52

    He isn’t a fan boy. He just doesn’t know what he is up against. There is a difference.

  53. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 3:07 pm -      #53

    I had no idea we had a Harry Potter fanboy on this site.

    He’s got all of less than 100 posts, “on this site” is stretching it.

    What about me?

    2575

  54. pimpmage April 29, 2015 at 3:08 pm -      #54

    How do you know how much he had posted? What about me?

  55. TheSorrow April 29, 2015 at 3:17 pm -      #55

    He isn’t a fan boy. He just doesn’t know what he is up against. There is a difference.

    It’s called willful ignorance and if you look at his posts, he is more than willing to make up implausible scenarios to win. Not asking questions about the opposing side, if he were truly in the dark about Marvel, like a normal debater would.

  56. Amm0vamp1r3 April 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm -      #56

    Yeah I think he counts as a fanboy, I mean the post on this debate and then he as on this site some time ago I think it was potter vs Dresden debate

  57. Limbo Lowk April 29, 2015 at 3:45 pm -      #57

    “He isn’t a fan boy.”

    If its is the same poster I remember, I’m pretty sure fanboy is the right word.

  58. Alpha or Omega April 29, 2015 at 3:56 pm -      #58

    Basically, I am saying what everyone else said.
    Harry Potter doesn’t have an omnipotent while Marvel does.
    /
    It doesn’t help that the Living Tribunal is above the concept of death and the person who is also Death.
    The Living Tribunal is above pretty much everything.
    He can literally get rid of the luck just by willing it so if luck is reality warping.
    It took the Beyonders in order to take him down.
    Who are above the original Beyonder, the concepts of the multiverse, and the concepts of the universe
    /
    Harry Potter can’t even take meta humans, let alone cosmics or concepts of the universe.
    /
    In counter to luck potion without Marvel’s mid-high reality warpers, we have Black Cat.
    An infinite amount of Black Cats, and their power is to literally affect probability of reality, or luck.
    You made your army more lucky?
    Infinite Black Cats just nullified your luckiness.
    /
    Aveda kedavra is easily countered by people in the Cancer Verse or Marvel Zombies since the concept of death was removed for the former and the zombies are already dead in the latter.

  59. Soulerous April 29, 2015 at 4:40 pm -      #59

    The creator of the potion itself said the user will be lucky in all endeavours.
    -That sounds perfectly reasonable, and there is a huge difference between being lucky in your endeavors and having them succeed. For example, if you fought a tiger in the wilderness, you would be lucky to survive five minutes.
    ~
    Howeve if brewed correctly, as this has been, you will find that all your endeavours tend to succeed…”
    -There is also a huge difference between “tend” and “always do” succeed.
    ~
    Short answer: No-limit fallacies are illogical and not allowed. This is also why the death curse cannot kill everyone in Marvel.
    ~
    He isn’t a fan boy.
    -His past and present posts suggest he is definitely a fan of Harry Potter.

  60. pimpmage April 29, 2015 at 4:46 pm -      #60

    I’m a fan of a bunch of fictional universes. Can any of you not say the same?

  61. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 4:51 pm -      #61

    Speaking of Jake, where is he? Haven’t seen him post in about a week…

  62. TheSorrow April 29, 2015 at 4:51 pm -      #62

    I’m a fan of a bunch of fictional universes. Can any of you not say the same?

    A fan and fanboy have different meanings to them. A fan appreciates, enjoys, and typically has extensive knowledge on a particular subject. A fanboy, on the other hand, will make irrational arguments, aggressively attack any critic, and generally ignore any counter-argument.

  63. Darth Bombad April 29, 2015 at 4:57 pm -      #63

    I heard people claim in other debates that Avada Kedavra can be resisted by
    simply being strong and tough, supposedly giants can do it is that true?.
    If so than no Potterverse can’t take anyone in Marvel not even The Punisher.

  64. Soulerous April 29, 2015 at 5:07 pm -      #64

    supposedly giants can do it is that true?
    -Those with giant blood are resistant to magic in general. Spells will often bounce off them. There is no evidence I am aware of that they can also resist the killing curse.
    ~
    On the other hand, said curse has no feats of affecting those with significant magic resistance. I believe it pierces through all Harry Potter shields and counterspells, but beyond that, the no-limit fallacy steps in.

  65. Alpha or Omega April 29, 2015 at 5:20 pm -      #65

    It can also be blocked by non-living physical things except clothes.
    So…
    “When Captain America throws his mighty shieeeelllld, all those that oppose his shield must yieeeelllld!…”

  66. Epicazeroth April 29, 2015 at 5:56 pm -      #66

    …Composite Marvel multiverse? It literally cannot get worse than this. Hell, one of those universe is our universe, and I’m pretty sure we can solo HP.

  67. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets April 29, 2015 at 5:57 pm -      #67

    Jake’s not a fanboy, I’m pretty sure he just did this out of spite. He knows Marvel well enough to realize this is a stomp.

  68. TheSorrow April 29, 2015 at 5:58 pm -      #68

    Jake’s not a fanboy, I’m pretty sure he just did this out of spite. He knows Marvel well enough to realize this is a stomp.

    I’m talking about aurorjohnson, not Jake.

  69. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets April 29, 2015 at 6:06 pm -      #69

    O, my bad… Misunderstood the WHOLE conversation…

  70. TheSorrow April 29, 2015 at 6:19 pm -      #70

    Jake never struck me as being a huge fan of Harry Potter. I would picked up on that a long time ago if he had been.

  71. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 6:25 pm -      #71

    @NSl98
    been having log in problems lately not sure what the deal was.
    ———
    as to me suggesting this, I honestly wasn’t all that serious and expected this to fall into the void like a JL vs Marvel villains match I suggested last year did. I did somewhat want to test just how serious people were about Potterverse NLF’s but it wasn’t really a fully serious effort on my part.

    @Sorrow
    I do like the Harry Potter series, but I know well enough to know they don’t actually stand a chance here. I’m not exactly proud of suggesting this, and less proud of this actually getting posted, though I do find the idea of just how casually Marvel sweeps this hilarious.

  72. Kitten Lord April 29, 2015 at 6:27 pm -      #72

    I would have picked up on it if you had been as well!

  73. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 6:31 pm -      #73

    @Jake
    Ah. It sucks when that happens, usually I just reset my computer/phone if that happens to me.

    Yeah, I laughed when looking at this match too. And hey, you brought Aurorjohnson back.

    I liked the books when I was a kid, then I learned about plot holes and re read them as a teen. Can’t say they hold that same “magic” anymore. Still like ’em though.

  74. TheSorrow April 29, 2015 at 6:35 pm -      #74

    I do like the Harry Potter series, but I know well enough to know they don’t actually stand a chance here.

    Yeah, just wanted to make it clear to everyone who misunderstood what I was saying. You’ve been on this website too long to have something like rampant fanboyism to surface so late.

    Don’t feel too bad about the match, having someone so hell bent on seeing Harry Potter win against Marvel is something to be marveled (heh) at.

  75. Alpha or Omega April 29, 2015 at 6:47 pm -      #75

    @TheSorrow
    “Don’t feel too bad about the match, having someone so hell bent on seeing Harry Potter win against Marvel is something to be marveled (heh) at.”
    /
    Please stop. It might get a little Harry in here.

  76. hellboy147 April 29, 2015 at 8:39 pm -      #76

    And the portard losing streak continues.
    I know how this fight will end. Thor and Hercules trade punches and destroys the entire planet.

  77. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 9:33 pm -      #77

    @Sorrow
    Eh, there are characters I can get that way about but I usually try to keep that from showing because I know that sometimes its just not worth getting into a war.

    @NSl98
    Oh they don’t hold exactly the same magic, after reading books like the Dresden Files series and other more serious epic badass magic series its hard to take them as seriously anymore when stacking that on top of the issues in series (like how if Date Rate drugs like love potions weren’t legal then Voldemort wouldn’t have happened.)
    —————-
    off topic (not that its worth on topic really)
    from what I understand of it Deathbattle actually got this one right

  78. Friendlysociopath April 29, 2015 at 9:37 pm -      #78

    from what I understand of it Deathbattle actually got this one right

    It’s probably my favorite of their work- both in how they debated in and the animation; my god the animation was good!

  79. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 10:06 pm -      #79

    I loved seeing the EndoSym armor animated and in action. The dialogue was brilliant.
    Also.. Lex should be glad the new comic hadn’t come out before they made this. Because Tony has enough organic metal to go from Superior Iron Man to Superior HulkBuster Roids edition
    3.bp.blogspot.com/-R0f7P01sB_Y/VUEV7MoxCrI/AAAAAAALNQg/-NIvpqpAS00/s1600/p12_19%2Bcopy.jpg
    1.bp.blogspot.com/-rPQy78wJhVs/VUEV8JJOcUI/AAAAAAALNQo/huXua7aLE-Q/s1600/p12_20%2Bcopy.jpg

    Don’t make Superior Tony angry, you really won’t like him when he’s angry.
    And if the symbiote armor takes after the symbiotes….more mass=more powerful. Aand that is a lot of mass. If regular Superior Tony wrecked Lex Superior Hulkbuster Tony would bend curbstomp.

  80. Nsl98 April 29, 2015 at 10:09 pm -      #80

    Dat animation….and the correct winner.

    @Jake
    I totally feel the same way! Dresden Files, WoT, LoTR, Percy Jackson, etc.

    All those are just more…”magical”, if you will.

  81. Alpha or Omega April 29, 2015 at 10:16 pm -      #81

    I like how they connected the quotes.
    Luthor saying that only he could be the god from one of his comics, and Stark taking that line from Superior Iron Man.
    /
    Also, Pepper Potts has Dragon Balls, a Keyblade, a Gundam, a Metal Gear, a mech from Mech Warriors, and a Bat Mobile.
    Stark:*Throws Bat-mobile*
    Lex:”Is that the-” *cuts Bat-Mobile in half*
    J.A.R.V.I.S.: “That one might put a dent in your wallet”
    Stark: “It’s just a car” *Looks at prices*

  82. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 10:19 pm -      #82

    Yeah they just did a surprisingly good job. Doesn’t make up for their fuck ups, but damn it was fun to watch. Granted they didn’t have mistakes
    Tony has beaten Reed on panel at chess for instance static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/100123/2004725-reedandtony.jpg on five boards at the same time.

    And recently Reed admitted that while he’s marginally smarter Tony is the best at multitasking and in the most recent Avengers issue (read just off the presses) admitted he’s their best builder. High complement from Reed.

    I love the reactions of the Lex fanboys though and their arguments for why this is bullshit, like how Tony should have died to the kill sat.
    Here’s what I have to say. Current Tony has a Dyson Sphere around part of the sun that’s planet busting at 2% power..you really want to argue kill sats when Tony wasn’t given his? You really want to play the bigger tech rod game?
    And bringing up all these ludicrous one off power ups Lex has had….but ignoring that Tony has had far more terrifying one offs that would make even Superman bend before him in a couple of cases.

    These are nitpicks though

    Yeah more magical is a good way to put it.

    @Alpha
    I loved the line from Superior Iron Man. and lol’d at all the bat-accessory bits worth thousands of dollars.

  83. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 10:47 pm -      #83

    Also I forgot to mention, Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat can solo now.

  84. Limbo Lowk April 29, 2015 at 11:06 pm -      #84

    “from what I understand of it Deathbattle actually got this one right”

    Yeah I was surprised they remembered about the force field he has protecting his head. Not so happy they used the injustice Lex armor. I would’ve liked to see his current sleeker one
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/100647/3982794-untitled-2.jpg

    Also poor Goliath, Beast is the mutant equivalent of Batman. Dudes got gadgets fo days.

  85. Limbo Lowk April 29, 2015 at 11:13 pm -      #85

    “Also I forgot to mention, Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat can solo now.”

    Still not a fan of leaving her that cosmic. She went beyond the multiverse. They have a mirroir that lets you go beyond the multiversal levels and no one has used it to try and stop the incursions.

  86. Ragnorke April 29, 2015 at 11:16 pm -      #86

    I do genuinely think Lex should have won that.

    Tonys Hulkbuster got its ass absolutely handed to it by World War Hulk.
    Tonys Thorbuster got its ass handed to it by Thor.
    Whereas Lex’s War armor was keeping its own against someone that World War Hulk & Thor wouldn’t have even tickled. Pre-Flashpoint Superman.

    The new symbiote armor looks fine and dandy, but it still has no cosmic feats AFAIK.

    That shouldn’t have been a fight at all in my opinion.
    I get Screwattack likes to make prolonged fancy animation fights for all their matches, but this is one of those matches which would have been a short Stomp on BankGambling if properly debated.

    “but ignoring that Tony has had far more terrifying one offs that would make even Superman bend before him in a couple of cases.”

    The God Killer would be the only one… Since it killed Celestials… But it was specifically DESIGNED to counter Celestials in every way.
    And to be honest, Celestials aren’t that far ahead of Pre-Flashpoint Superman in terms of power.
    And wasn’t there an error in that suit that made it incompatible with Tony’s DNA or something?

  87. Ragnorke April 29, 2015 at 11:17 pm -      #87

    Aside from all that,
    The animations were brilliant, the quotes were spot on, and the music towards the end made me come a little.
    One of Screwattacks best. Right below Superman vs Goku. (smiles at the thought)

  88. Alpha or Omega April 29, 2015 at 11:23 pm -      #88

    @Ragnorke
    On the other hand, Superman holds back in order to not do much damage. It’s not like he goes all out on Lex Luthor all the time.
    /
    The synth suit is capable of taking control of other technology.
    That’s what countered Lex’s suit.
    /
    The God Killer was compatible with Arnold Stark, not Tony Stark.
    However, Tony did possess the Infinity Gauntlet at one point.
    I think that’s what Jake meant instead of the God Killer.
    /
    @Lowk
    It was either the MKvDC one or Injustice for 3D models.
    I think the animator had a hard time making the synth suit from scratch for Tony.

  89. Limbo Lowk April 29, 2015 at 11:25 pm -      #89

    “but ignoring that Tony has had far more terrifying one offs that would make even Superman bend before him in a couple of cases.”

    Maybe if he ever gets to making the galactus buster
    i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–o7X0AfBA–/l5xgycls1wihehqfw5rq.png
    ===
    “And wasn’t there an error in that suit that made it incompatible with Tony’s DNA or something?”

    The AI didn’t know the Stark had adopted another child. Arno the kid they they mentioned was the one designed for the suit. Tony was literally the wrong person for the job.

  90. Alpha or Omega April 29, 2015 at 11:28 pm -      #90

    *Slams pen on the desk*
    I ninja’d you Lowk.
    I ninja’d you.

  91. Darth Bombad April 29, 2015 at 11:30 pm -      #91

    The only real unforgivable screw up’s they’ve had was Robocop vs The Terminator
    and Zelda vs Peach, Ivy vs Orchid i’m too indifferent to care.

    But 90% of Deathbattle is great and really well done, fyi my fav is Deadpool vs Deathstroke

  92. Darth Bombad April 29, 2015 at 11:34 pm -      #92

    “Galactus buster”

    What The Fu#%!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 11:34 pm -      #93

    Excalibur scabard armor made Tony legitimately indestructible through powerful Skyfather+ level magic that makes it so he’s indestructible as long as he wants to be.
    Sorcerer Supreme Tony at one point when a Time Traveling mutant jumped to the future recently, though considering how screwy time got due to her going through time that ones hard to place.
    Infinity Gauntlet Tony.
    The Thor that beat the Thor buster was Odinforce Thor so don’t kid yourself about Superman being above Odin on an average day, a couple versions sure, but those same versions would snap the war suit like a twig. That it lasted as long as it did when Thor was legitimately out for blood and more powerful than Odin speaks far more than Lex lasting as long as he does using a suit designed to make Superman not hit as hard while also using weapons that weaken him when he’s already weaking himself by holding back. And as they showed when Superman is tired of Luthor’s shit he’s more than capable of ripping it apart.

    Then there’s the Celestial Armor, though no feats it was designed to fight Thanos.

    The Uru destroyer armor during Fear Itself I’m not sure how powerful it was but its probably more durable than anything Lex has made.

    “Thor wouldn’t have even tickled. Pre-Flashpoint Superman.”

    just to reiterate that was Rune King Thor. The one that surpassed Odin. Maybe Superman Prime or Prime One Million but Pre-Flashpoint no, not even Pre crisis.

  94. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 11:36 pm -      #94

    “Maybe if he ever gets to making the galactus buster”
    just gonna…
    i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–o7X0AfBA–/l5xgycls1wihehqfw5rq.png
    the secrete wars 2015 Armor Wars cover. So….thats a thing

  95. Alpha or Omega April 29, 2015 at 11:41 pm -      #95

    How was Terminator vs. Robocop a screwup?
    It seemed like a legit win for Robot Cop.
    He’s more durable, has better reaction times, stronger, and had better guns.
    They even showed clips of Robot Cop performing these feats.

  96. Limbo Lowk April 29, 2015 at 11:45 pm -      #96

    “I ninja’d you Lowk.”

    Damn, I shouldn’t have looked up the galactus buster.

  97. Darth Bombad April 29, 2015 at 11:53 pm -      #97

    Most of that was from cartoons and a T.V. show questionable sorces at best.
    And they ignored the time when S.W.A.T. pushed murphy back with small arms fire
    something Terminator laughs off, and the time a 40mm grenade pretty much killed Robo.

    In Terminator Salvation a T-800 takes like seven of those to the face and it doesn’t
    even scratch the chrome let alone stop him, hell it barely slowed him down.

  98. Ragnorke April 29, 2015 at 11:57 pm -      #98

    @Jake
    “Excalibur scabard armor made Tony legitimately indestructible through powerful Skyfather+ level magic that makes it so he’s indestructible as long as he wants to be.”

    That’s a NLF and you know it.
    Anyhow just because something is “Skyfather” level magic, doesn’t make you as powerful as a Skyfather.
    Mjolnir forexample is Skyfather magic.

    ” Sorcerer Supreme Tony at one point .”

    Pre-Flashpoint Superman would rape Dr. Strange.
    Who’s a much more experienced Sorcerer Supreme.

    “Infinity Gauntlet Tony.”

    You & I both know we’re discussing the characters actual suits here.
    Or items/artifacts that said characters are known for using.
    Don’t bring up the fucking IG.

    “The Thor that beat the Thor buster was Odinforce Thor”

    Regular Thor did this too:
    i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/ThorvsIronman06.jpg
    arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/thorman9.jpg

    “Then there’s the Celestial Armor, though no feats it was designed to fight Thanos.”

    Superman > Thanos.

    “The Uru destroyer armor during Fear Itself I’m not sure how powerful it was but its probably more durable than anything Lex has made.”

    You mean aside from Lex’s most standard War armor which took hits from Superman?

    Fair enough though, CERTAIN incarnations of Ironman would without a doubt beat Lex.
    But NONE of those incarnations are anywhere NEAR standard equipment. Nor were they EVER standard equipment.

    Nothing you mentioned gives any evidence as to why regular Tony beats regular Lex.

    Because Superman usually holds back?
    Thor & Banner hold back too. Or well, they have subconscious limits which stop them from using their full potential. Specially while on Earth.

    So what gives you the right to say who’s holding back more…?
    The only way we can measure it is by:
    1. Who had more success, between Lex & Tony? The answer is Lex.
    2. Which opponent was generally more powerful, between Supes & Thor? The answer is Superman.

    As for the Rune King Thor fight, that was flat out PiS, so don’t bother with it.
    He’s a low-end galaxy buster after all.

  99. Jake_Uzumaki April 29, 2015 at 11:58 pm -      #99

    @Alpha
    there were several I was, but not in reference to anything Deathbatle mentioned so much as several things Lex fanboys have mentioned
    like the stuff that made him Kryptonian level and gave him random powers for brief stints
    black kryptonite

    plus they left out a lot of stuff current Tony has access too like the planet busting Dyson Sphere. Various multiple armor controlling technologies (he can control them from multiple lightyears away), the fact that since Bleeding Edge which had an arc reactor with the power of a small star he’s upgraded his reactor three or four times. Several other sattelite systems, his giant mecha.

  100. Ragnorke April 29, 2015 at 11:59 pm -      #100

    “but ignoring that Tony has had far more terrifying one offs”

    Assuming we just watched the same Deathbattle video, how did you miss the bit about Lex achieving nigh-omnipotence?

    Why are you bothering to go into One-Offs?

    You’re comparing one characters standard equipment to another character who spends ludicrous amounts of prep-time designing special armors to beat special characters… And still loses.

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