Edward Cullen Vs Kratos

Edward Cullen Vs Kratos

Suggested by Nsl98
Edward Cullen (Twilight) goes up against Kratos (God of War)

They fight in the streets of Forkside.

Who will win?

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28 Comments on "Edward Cullen Vs Kratos"

  1. Rookie March 26, 2015 at 7:00 am -      #1

    Vampire will probably lose this fight.

  2. Kitten Lord March 26, 2015 at 7:04 am -      #2

    What the hell is with that Kratos pic lol….

  3. Rookie March 26, 2015 at 7:06 am -      #3

    @Kitten Lord

    “What the hell is with that Kratos pic lol….”

    To be honest it was the first picture that I found on that day. I liked it and decided no to look further.

  4. Friendlysociopath March 26, 2015 at 7:11 am -      #4

    Do it Kratos- END HIM

  5. Ordo11 March 26, 2015 at 8:32 am -      #5

    Twilight, what is that?

  6. Ordo11 March 26, 2015 at 8:33 am -      #6

    I do know what it is and I haven’t even seen it yet and I ne’er want to.

  7. sadot06 March 26, 2015 at 8:46 am -      #7

    I hope Kratos rips his head off. But sadly Edward isn’t a push over. He can move a couple hundred miles per hour, has super strength, and uses his telepathy to anticipate his enemy’s moves during battle.

  8. Nsl98 March 26, 2015 at 8:57 am -      #8

    Edward speed:

    And he was gone, his hand ripped from mine. In the time it took my eyes to focus, he was twenty feet away, standing at the edge of the small meadow, in the deep shade of a huge fir tree. He stared at me, his eyes dark in the shadows, his expression unreadable.

    -Twilight, confessions.
    Edward Cullen was standing four cars down from me, staring at me in horror. His face stood out from a sea of faces, all frozen in the same mask of shock. But of more immediate importance was the dark blue van that was skidding, tires locked and squealing against the brakes, spinning wildly across the ice of the parking lot. It was going to hit the back corner of my truck, and I was standing between them. I didn’t even have time to close my eyes.

    Just before I heard the shattering crunch of the van folding around the truck bed, something hit me, hard, but not from the direction I was expecting.

    -Twilight, Phenomenon.
    He streaked through the dark, thick underbrush of the forest like a bullet, like a ghost. There was no sound, no evidence that his feet touched the earth. His breathing never changed, never indicated any effort. But the trees flew by at deadly speeds, always missing us by inches.

    I was too terrified to close my eyes, though the cool forest air whipped against my face and burned them. I felt as if I were stupidly sticking my head out the window of an airplane in flight. And, for the first time in my life, I felt the dizzy faintness of motion sickness.

    Then it was over. We’d hiked hours this morning to reach Edward’s meadow, and now, in a matter of minutes, we were back to the truck.

    “Exhilarating, isn’t it?” His voice was high, excited.

    -Twilight, confessions.

    I was lying on the pavement behind the tan car I’d parked next to. But I didn’t have a chance to notice anything else, because the van was still coming. It had curled gratingly around the end of the truck and, still spinning and sliding, was about to collide with me again.

    A low oath made me aware that someone was with me, and the voice was impossible not to recognize.

    Two long, white hands shot out protectively in front of me, and the van shuddered to a stop a foot from my face, the large hands fitting providentially into a deep dent in the side of the van’s body. Then his hands moved so fast they blurred. One was suddenly gripping under the body of the van, and something was dragging me, swinging my legs around like a rag doll’s, till they hit the tire of the parked car. A groaning metallic thud hurt my ears, and the van settled, glass popping, onto the asphalt — exactly where, a second ago, my legs had been.

    – Twilight, Phenomenon.

  9. Sauroposeidon March 26, 2015 at 9:22 am -      #9

    Gonna be honest. Edward’s speed feats always make me think of some of the stuff I’ve read for Legolas. They should have a fight.

  10. Rookie March 26, 2015 at 9:39 am -      #10


    “They should have a fight.”

    Suggest it then. Dunno if Legolas can hurt Edward though.

  11. Friendlysociopath March 26, 2015 at 9:49 am -      #11

    Suggest it then. Dunno if Legolas can hurt Edward though.

    Isn’t his skin diamond hard or something?

  12. Nsl98 March 26, 2015 at 9:54 am -      #12

    And Edward hissed, his hands balling up in fists so tight it looked like the bones in his knuckles would split through his diamond-hard skin.

    -Breaking Dawn, Contrivances.

  13. pimpmage March 26, 2015 at 10:13 am -      #13

    Why does kratos get the shit kicked out of him so much? Isn’t be able to overpower titans that are hundreds of times larger than him?

  14. Ordo11 March 26, 2015 at 10:43 am -      #14

    Aren’t those Titans supposed to be weaker than the bad guys in other universes.

  15. pimpmage March 26, 2015 at 10:45 am -      #15

    Those titans like chronos carry citadels made of metal on their backs. That would dwarf any strength Edward world have.

  16. Jake_Uzumaki March 26, 2015 at 11:15 am -      #16

    the problem is Kratos often does them in through weak points or death by a thousand cuts there are only two times that were arguable strength feats and one was fully debunked and the other is questionable how good it is. The feats he does have put him somewhere around The Thing of the Fantastic Four’s level.

  17. Amm0vamp1r3 March 26, 2015 at 11:25 am -      #17

    I think edward takes it the combo of speed and mind reading should keep him out of Kratos hands and give him the opening to go in for a quick decapition.

  18. Nsl98 March 26, 2015 at 11:28 am -      #18

    Yeah Kratos always struck me as a physically stronger Link.

  19. pimpmage March 26, 2015 at 11:38 am -      #19

    Wasn’t he able to push apart chronos’s fingers when he was being crushed? You can apply an enormous amount of force that way. Multiplied by the city block ish sized finger tips? I may be remembering it wrong.

  20. pimpmage March 26, 2015 at 11:45 am -      #20

    No, after checking, it was most definitely house sized finger tips.

  21. Nsl98 March 26, 2015 at 11:56 am -      #21

    I think that’s because it was likened to a fly in between your fingertips. We don’t put the full force of our strength on killing s fly.

  22. Jake_Uzumaki March 26, 2015 at 12:06 pm -      #22

    It was Atlas, I think it was in the match vs Pit but I remember reading about there being something off with it would have to dig through the old matches again.

    edit: actually probably what Nsl98 said

  23. pimpmage March 26, 2015 at 12:07 pm -      #23

    I just checked with my fingers on a package scale at my work. I can apply 22-30 lbs per square inch of pressure.

  24. hellboy147 March 26, 2015 at 1:47 pm -      #24

    Kratos use head of Helios, blinds Edward and then chops his head of to make a new flashlight. I post a new link on Kratos last fight against talion, Kratos got pretty good reflexes. The guy was moving faster than eye can see.

  25. hellboy147 March 26, 2015 at 1:58 pm -      #25

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lTp_7qgyYY exactly at 11:19
    “The feats he does have put him somewhere around The Thing of the Fantastic Four’s level.”
    what are their best feats tho? Kratos did overpower hydra in God of war 1 , he tossed colossus of Rhodes of him, even the Cronos thunder clap if he did not take the full force of it, puts him to city level at least just by the sheer size of a titan.

  26. Nsl98 March 26, 2015 at 4:57 pm -      #26

    Blinding might not work. Description of Meyerpire eyes:

    Everything was so clear.

    Sharp. Defined.

    The brilliant light overhead was still blinding-bright, and yet I could plainly see the glowing strands of the filaments inside the bulb. I could see each color of the rainbow in the white light, and, at the very edge of the spectrum, an eighth color I had no name for.

    Behind the light, I could distinguish the individual grains in the dark wood ceiling above. In front of it, I could see the dust motes in the air, the sides the light touched, and the dark sides, distinct and separate. They spun like little planets, moving around each other in a celestial dance.

    -Breaking dawn, new.

  27. hellboy147 March 26, 2015 at 10:08 pm -      #27

    “Blinding might not work. Description of Meyerpire eyes:”

    Claws of Hades magic will sure work. How fast is his movement speed? www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLbAIApKkE Gorgon serpent, Olympus fiend, and the best one siren seductress.

  28. Amm0vamp1r3 March 26, 2015 at 10:28 pm -      #28

    4:25 shows some vampire speed


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