Jackie Chan Vs Kharn the Betrayer

Jackie Chan Vs Kharn the Betrayer

Suggested by Nsl98

Jackie Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures) goes up against Kharn the Betrayer (Warhammer 40K)

Jackie has all Talismans with the exception of the Dog.

They fight in Jacksonville, FL.

Who will win?

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222 Comments on "Jackie Chan Vs Kharn the Betrayer"

  1. Rookie March 11, 2015 at 6:11 am -      #1

    i43.tinypic.com/10q9j0p.jpg
    Jackie wins))

  2. Ragnorke March 11, 2015 at 6:38 am -      #2

    Good ol’ Jackie Chan,

    And yea, he roflstomps with all the talismans.
    jackiechanadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Talismans

    He’s almost at MoS Superman levels.

  3. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 7:05 am -      #3

    Anyone know how strong the Ox talisman makes him offhand? The best I can remember is Jackie dropkicking Shendu through a castle wall.

  4. Neon Lord March 11, 2015 at 8:21 am -      #4

    97 out of 100 times Jackie would win with those talismans. The other 3 would be Kharn landing a plasma pistol hit before Jackie can do anything.

    Something with a equally diverse set of powers, like a Makuta from Bionicle, would be a better matchup.

  5. Ragnorke March 11, 2015 at 8:23 am -      #5

    Kinda wanna see a match with XiaolinShowdown-verse vs JackieChan-verse.

    Suggesting now!

    And holy fuck, the cartoon is 15 years old…

  6. Rookie March 11, 2015 at 8:30 am -      #6

    @Ragnorke

    “And holy fuck, the cartoon is 15 years old…”

    And still looks good.

  7. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 8:31 am -      #7

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5mWA6J37GE

    Darn, my memory is faulty, he didn’t kick Shendu through a wall. That said, here’s some feats for the Talismans in action.

  8. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 8:39 am -      #8

    @Neon
    Teridax?
    —-
    I think Jackie wins too. Talismans ftw

  9. Sauroposeidon March 11, 2015 at 8:59 am -      #9

    It makes me so sad that I literally can remember nothing about what his powers do or how strong they are and I used to watch this show religiously as a teenager.

  10. Ragnorke March 11, 2015 at 9:04 am -      #10

    @Sauro
    Well, he has supersonic speed & flight.
    And invisibility.
    And he can split himself in two.
    And some crap like Telekinesis & Pyrokinesis too.

  11. sadot06 March 11, 2015 at 11:47 am -      #11

    All the Talismans but one? That’s a bit OP OP

  12. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 12:08 pm -      #12

    Ox-Superstrength
    Snake-invisibility
    Rat-Motion to the Motionless (brings inanimate objects to life and any meant to represent a specific person/thing act exactly like and speak exactly like it)
    Tiger-Balance and imbalance(due to being broken), splits in two due to the break unknown what if any other power it has.
    Pig-Heat Beam eyes
    Dragon-Dragon fire laser breath
    Rooster-levitation of self and others(becomes flight when paired with Rabbit)
    Rabbit-Super speed
    Horse-Healing
    Monkey-shapeshifting of self and others into animals
    Sheep-Astral Projection

  13. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 12:14 pm -      #13

    All the Talismans but one? That’s a bit OP

    He took away the immortality one. The rest are somewhat repetitive:
    Dragon/Pig both do virtually the same thing.
    Sheep is entirely useless in battle.
    Horse and Dog apparently are so similar as to be useless used together (which speaks volumes about the healing power of Horse).
    Ox honestly doesn’t improve your strength that much.
    What use is speed (Rabbit) when you can turn invisible (Snake)?
    And Tiger has major ramifications since you can only have one of any talisman type.

    Speaking of which, did they ever repair Tiger so that it wouldn’t automatically split you in half?

    Also, the power of the talismans would appear to scale by user- Jade struggled to lift Torhu but Shendu did it without a thought.

  14. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 12:57 pm -      #14

    @Friendly
    Well being invisible and superfast can have perks if your facing foes of similar speed,

    Ox is the only one that scales, it increases proportionate body strength by x degree’s (not sure what) that’s why Shendu said Jackie holding it was like a mouse holding it. Shendu gets a massive boost because of already having super strength at base because he’s a big ass Dragon Demon.
    The other ones seem to have the same level of capability between user.

    I can’t remember if the Tiger was fixed when they remade the talismans

    Horse doesn’t stop aging Dog rejuvenates youthful vigor and power and stops aging, but you can still be hurt (shown by Finn being hurt when he slammed into the bridge when after he said “these are redundant” and gave up the horse for one of the others) the Horse compensates by healing damage. Immortality just means you can’t die, but that doesn’t mean falling from the upper atmosphere wouldn’t hurt like a bitch if your not very durable naturally. Horse is better in short term but Dog in the long term, together they counter each others faults.

    I think the Dragon and Pig are different in that the Dragon Talisman is a less focused but more powerful blast whereas the Pig is a very focused blast but doesn’t pack near as much punch.

  15. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 1:15 pm -      #15

    I’ve been waiting for a match with these talismans for awhile now. Sweet, but can’t those things be removed from Jackie’s person still? Being invisible won’t stop kharn from seeing Jackie either, those helmets allow him to see all sorts of spectrums. Jackie could be just grappled and robbed. Seeing as kharn knows what those talismans do, this match shouldn’t be too hard. And I don’t think that fire breath our heat eyes would do much of anything to kharn.

  16. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 1:18 pm -      #16

    Ox is the only one that scales

    Well most of them are kind of on/off things that you can’t scale.

    The exchange between Jackie and Shendu goes something like this if I remember right.
    (Both have hands locked together trying to push)
    Jackie: The battlefield is even now Shendu!
    Shendu: Even with the Ox talisman, to me, you are nothing more than a mouse.

    That would imply Shendu is just really strong to begin with, which would not be surprising.

    The other ones seem to have the same level of capability between user.

    Again, Jade struggled with pretty much all of her power to lift Torhu, Shendu did it without breaking a sweat.

    Dragon > Pig in terms of power, but Pig also can give you Thermal Vision.

    Shendu heals from having a hole blown straight through his chest via Horse.

    Jackie could be just grappled and robbed.

    I look forward to seeing evidence Kharn grabbing someone moving at supersonic speeds, who can telekinetically throw Kharn around- and/or turn him into a rabbit.

    Fire breath and eyebeams have both shown to blow apart pretty much anything they hit including buildings, maybe they won’t oneshot the armor but they’ll add up quickly.

    those helmets allow him to see all sorts of spectrums

    Kharn has a very specific helmet, you’ll need to prove it has them; he doesn’t have just a random helmet.

  17. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 1:23 pm -      #17

    “supersonic speeds, who can telekinetically throw Kharn around- and/or turn him into a rabbit.”

    Um, kharn is like the highest tier space marine there is, bullet dodging is very common. Also, do you even remember he has a collar of khorn?

    “Kharn has a very specific helmet, you’ll need to prove it has them; he doesn’t have just a random helmet.”

    He doesn’t have a specific helmet, he has a mastercrafted helmet modified with a kill counter.

  18. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 1:35 pm -      #18

    Also, do you even remember he has a collar of khorn?

    Yep, that will do absolutely nothing against a majority of Jackie’s powers since they aren’t psychic attacks.

    he has a mastercrafted helmet modified with a kill counter.

    And nothing else until proven otherwise. Show me a quote saying Kharne’s helmet has something else besides a kill counter and then we’ll talk.

  19. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 1:45 pm -      #19

    “Again, Jade struggled with pretty much all of her power to lift Torhu, Shendu did it without breaking a sweat.”

    That’s…still the Ox Talisman..like I said it seems to only increase the holders proportionate strength (Shendu gets more than El Toro who gets more than Jackie who gets more than Jade)

    “Shendu heals from having a hole blown straight through his chest via Horse.”

    Did he have both or just the Horse?

  20. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 1:53 pm -      #20

    he has a mastercrafted helmet modified with a kill counter.
    —-
    Proof that the helmet lets him see invisible things moving at supersonic speeds?
    —-
    How does Kharn’s fighting skill compare to Jackie’s?

  21. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 1:53 pm -      #21

    “Jackie’s powers since they aren’t psychic attacks.”

    And so it begins again….the Warp=Everything debate…..

  22. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 1:54 pm -      #22

    “And nothing else until proven otherwise. Show me a quote saying Kharne’s helmet has something else besides a kill counter and then we’ll talk.”

    I suppose he doesn’t have an anus either because no books every state he poops either. Same goes with having skin, toes, teeth, etc.

  23. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 1:59 pm -      #23

    I suppose he doesn’t have an anus either because no books every state he poops either. Same goes with having skin, toes, teeth, etc.

    So, no quote then?

  24. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 2:07 pm -      #24

    Yes there is quotes. Though I am at work right now without a book in my hand. Don’t be stupid now. There are things that are a given, and there are stupid questions that waste everyone’s fucking time. This is one of those questions.

  25. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 2:40 pm -      #25

    There are things that are a given, and there are stupid questions that waste everyone’s fucking time.

    —–
    So, like going off about how it’s not the same rain drop even though it clearly is? K.
    ——-
    The Ox should give Jackie enough strength to put the hurt on Kharn. That coupled with the super speed equal a very strong, very fast attack that could prove very damaging, especially if Kharn gets polymorphed.

  26. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 3:04 pm -      #26

    There is a difference between finding a discrepancy and talking about it, and acting childish and wasting everyone’s time while knowing better. I was being completely serious in that debate. Right now you are acting childish in your own match. Don’t drag this into ridiculousness.

  27. Limbo Lowk March 11, 2015 at 3:11 pm -      #27

    Wow, Kharn. Did BankGambling go through a time warp?

  28. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 3:12 pm -      #28

    Childish? All I did was ask a question, and you took offense, for reasons unknown to me.

  29. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 3:23 pm -      #29

    You KNEW better than to ask, but you did anyways in spite as a response to the water drop debate. You are trying to bog down your own match and annoy the debaters.

  30. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 3:59 pm -      #30

    Whatever. I’m done arguing with you.
    ——
    Does Gorechild have anti-healing factor properties? If not, that Horse Taliam will be pretty hard to deal with…

  31. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 4:27 pm -      #31

    Wow, Kharn. Did BankGambling go through a time warp?

    No, but the idea of cartoon Jackie Chan plus Talismans sparked a couple of people’s fancy. I think 3 of us suggested matches for Adventures Jackie Chan.

  32. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 4:51 pm -      #32

    Hey nsl, where in Jacksonville is this fight taking place? If it’s in a countryside, kharn is probably boned. He could do much better in any downtown area.

  33. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 5:13 pm -      #33

    The main city, near where the Jaguars play.

  34. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 5:22 pm -      #34

    @Friendly
    Yeah there was this..I suggested Jackie vs MoS Superman…what was the other? Percy Jackson?

  35. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 5:35 pm -      #35

    Akuma

    Also, being able to dodge and deflect bullets isn’t the same as moving your entire body at supersonic speeds.

    That’s…still the Ox Talisman

    Nooooo, that’s the Rooster Talisman. Jade lifts Torhu with the Ox Talisman? I’ve got to see that-
    I’m referring to the Rooster (Telekinesis).
    Jade visibly struggles to lift Torhu [I hope I’m spelling his name right when I could easily google it to check]. Where as Shendu lifts Torhu without any effort whatsover.
    Darn, I was so close! It’s “Tohru”

    Did he have both or just the Horse?

    Horse heals, Dog just makes you immortal.
    (I wish I could find the fight in English, I swear he mentions it was the Horse, course, I’ve been wrong already in this thread)
    If the Horse can repair a hole going through your chest, it’s just as good. Dog appears to be more “higher purpose” than just regen like Horse.

  36. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 5:44 pm -      #36

    Its been a while since I’ve seen the show I didn’t remember her ever trying to lift him with the Rooster. If so my bad.

    I think the Dog just allows you to survive but not necissarily rapidly heal from stuff so if it was just the dog Shendu would have just gotten up but still had a hole in his chest..whereas if it was just the Horse it would have depended on how long it took to take effect vs how quick of a kill it would have been….
    Then again there’s the whole magic must defeat magic thing too. So its possible the cannon wouldn’t have killed Shendu anyway.

  37. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 5:56 pm -      #37


    Found it, should be stamped at 4:02

    “You cannot harm me Chan, the Horse is the healer” no mention of the Dog or immortality. Seems like the sort of thing he’d mention.

    List of Talismans and relevant parts:
    Dragon: 4:02
    Horse 4:16
    Rabbit: 4:24
    Monkey 5:24
    Pig 5:30
    Snake 5:34
    Ox 5:58

    Its been a while since I’ve seen the show I didn’t remember her ever trying to lift him with the Rooster.

    First and second episodes, no wonder I’m bad at remembering things for written tests- my head’s full of 15 year old junk. Still aced the practical midterm exam though, go figure.

    The Horse Talisman does say it can heal anything, take that how you wish.

  38. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 6:07 pm -      #38

    didn’t he still have the dog at that point? I thought it was one of the last ones Jackie got out.

  39. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 6:10 pm -      #39

    didn’t he still have the dog at that point? I thought it was one of the last ones Jackie got out.

    True, but Shendu specifically mentioned the Horse so I thought it was worth mentioning. He didn’t mention immortality or the Dog. But some might digress.

    If the Horse can repair a hole like that, it would seem anything but instant death could be recovered from via regen.

    Also, being able to react to bullets is nowhere near the same thing as actually moving at supersonic speed; just pointing that out.

  40. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 6:26 pm -      #40

    Except the numerous times where space marines have swatted bullets out of mid air. The highest end feat I have seen relevant to bullet swatting, was when a grey knight fired a burst from his storm bullet mid melee combat, and the chaos space marine swatted the entire burst away. Keep in mind, a storm bolter is a twin linked machine gun. A burst from that should be a couple dozen shots.

  41. Epicazeroth March 11, 2015 at 6:33 pm -      #41

    @Friendly: I can’t remember exactly, but when Finn gets hit into the bridge while wearing the Dog, he says it hurts. I can’t remember, but I think it was something that would otherwise have killed or really injured him. So it’s possible it enhances durability so that you won’t die from being hit, but doesn’t heal you.
    ===
    @pimp: But people can move their arms a lot faster than they can move their bodies. In a short space, at least. I can react to a 40 mph throw. I can’t run at 40 mph.
    ===
    Also, HOLY SHIT Captain Black is Lex Luthor!!

  42. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 6:33 pm -      #42

    @Friendly
    Oh I agree it healing from the damage is impressive for the Talisman. I would prefer it if we knew how Shendu would have felt about that without the Dog or Horse but it is damned impressive for the Horse (that’s Deadpool/Wolverine level stuff)

  43. Jake_Uzumaki March 11, 2015 at 6:36 pm -      #43

    @Epic
    Yeah that was the Dog (he gave up the Horse thinking it was redundant).
    Dog seems to let you survive something that would be instant Death
    Horse seems to heal anything short of that and combined with the Dog will heal that as well.

  44. PrimusxPilus March 11, 2015 at 7:19 pm -      #44

    Chan is the man with the plan.

  45. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 9:04 pm -      #45

    @nsl, this is for you. As promised.

    “War had come a long, long way from those ancient days. Mankind’s capacity to fight blind had not. Kharn’ retinal display responded to his irritation, auto-cycling through vision filters. Thermal sight was a worthless smear of migraine colours when half the city was aflame. Tracking by echolocation auspex was unreliable with any atmospheric interference, and the dense clouds of particulate coupled with burning buildings all around most definately counted as suboptimal conditions.”
    p50, ‘Betrayer’

    “Kharn leaned back as it washed over his senses, and reached for the helm locked to his belt. Once he was behind the familiar aura of targeting locks and inhaling the odorless air of his armor’s filtration systems, he spoke again.”
    p254, ‘Betrayer’

    Would you look at that… its almost as if i KNEW what I was talking about.

  46. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 9:16 pm -      #46

    Thanks pimp, sorry I might’ve offended you.

    So Kharn can see invisible Jackie…as long as he’s standing still enough.

  47. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 9:19 pm -      #47

    Invisibility doesn’t make you not give off heat. Unless that talisman does that in the show, which I doubt. Jackie would be visible regardless.

  48. Nsl98 March 11, 2015 at 9:26 pm -      #48

    I meant that Jackie would be running/flying around at supersonic speeds.

    Don’t know if the talisman turns off heat signatures.

  49. Friendlysociopath March 11, 2015 at 9:29 pm -      #49

    Would you look at that… its almost as if i KNEW what I was talking about.

    Yes, because there was never any 40K wank on this site to make us want to ask for quotes to be sure.

    Invisibility doesn’t make you not give off heat

    True, Jackie’s invisibility still shows up for infrared. Course, since they’re in Jacksonville I doubt Jackie will be the only signature.

  50. pimpmage March 11, 2015 at 9:40 pm -      #50

    “Yes, because there was never any 40K wank on this site to make us want to ask for quotes to be sure.”

    When in the last two years has there ever been any 40k wank from common posters?

  51. Neon Lord March 12, 2015 at 4:05 am -      #51

    “@Neon
    Teridax?”

    Eh, any Makuta really. Just give a Makuta a random mask for completeness and it should work.

    “When in the last two years has there ever been any 40k wank from common posters?”

    Pimp has a point here.
    =
    It would be nice if people suggested more varied 40k characters in matches since Kharn has had so many matches already…

  52. Friendlysociopath March 12, 2015 at 6:54 am -      #52

    When in the last two years has there ever been any 40k wank from common posters?

    There’s this one guy I know who said a space marine could grab someone going at supersonic speeds and manhandle them like it was nothing while the person’s wall shattering energy blasts and magic would do nothing to him.

    @Jake
    I would prefer it if we knew how Shendu would have felt about that without the Dog or Horse

    Well, we do know Jade completely oneshots Shendu with Dragon when the fight is over and he isn’t immortal. But I’m not sure the Horse works on inanimate objects so that could be a reason.

  53. pimpmage March 12, 2015 at 7:54 am -      #53

    “There’s this one guy I know who said a space marine could grab someone going at supersonic speeds and manhandle them like it was nothing while the person’s wall shattering energy blasts”

    Seeing as space marines can grab bullets out of their air, as well as punch through walls with complete ease, yes. If a space marine punch can tear apart steel…

    “He realised he was the most feared fighting unit in the universe. He allowed that thought to settle upon him for a moment. It was intoxicating. They were mobile fortresses, able to bullcharge head first into a storm of enemy munitions unscathed. They were destructive, the firepower at their immediate disposal able to flatten urban blocks. With his bare hands, gloved in ceramite, he could crush and pry open sheets of metal, maybe even the support girders of a building.” / Blood Gorgons, p.45

    “Tanks did not slow the Space Marines down. They clambered up on to them, ripped off durasteel hatches as if they were made of paper and dropped grenades into the interior.” – / Angel of Fire

    …nd space marines regularly withstand dozens of punches from each other this means a wall shattering blast does jack shit.

    “Loken threw a punch that would have decapitated a mortal man. His fist cracked against Jubal’s helm and he repeated the action, driving his fist four or five times against the other’s face and chest. The ceramite visor chipped. Another punch, his full weight behind it, and Jubal stumbled. Each stroke of Loken’s fist resounded like a smith’s hammer in the echoing chamber, steel against steel.” / Horus Rising, p.281 –

    “magic would do nothing to him”

    We havent even discussed this yet.

    “Blessing of the Blood God is a unique ability granted to Khorne’s greatest champion, Kharn, that renders him immune from psychic attack.”
    9: Codex: Chaos Space Marines (6th Edition) p.59

    I dont just go saying shit willie nillie. You just assume everything I say to support 40k means I am wanking and therefor I am certainly lying. Frankly, it is extremely annoying from you, and nsl.

  54. Friendlysociopath March 12, 2015 at 9:24 am -      #54

    I dont just go saying shit willie nillie.

    Apparently you do since Jackie doesn’t use psychic powers barring telekinesis, so the Blessing of the Blood God does nothing and is irrelevant.

    and space marines regularly withstand dozens of punches from each other this means a wall shattering blast does jack shit.

    5 punches and the dude went down, that’s not jack shit, that’s damage.

    Frankly, it is extremely annoying from you, and nsl.

    Sucks to be you then

  55. pimpmage March 12, 2015 at 9:48 am -      #55

    “Apparently you do since Jackie doesn’t use psychic powers barring telekinesis, so the Blessing of the Blood God does nothing and is irrelevant.”

    Do you even reread your own words before you post them?

    “5 punches and the dude went down, that’s not jack shit, that’s damage.”

    That many hits made him stumble, not go down. His armor withstood almost all that impact. Downplay more.
    -Sucks to be you then

  56. pimpmage March 12, 2015 at 9:55 am -      #56

    Why are you so angry and spiteful? Did I somehow trip and kill your parents while debating here with you?

  57. Friendlysociopath March 12, 2015 at 9:56 am -      #57

    Stumble: To fall or almost fall
    Falling down is damage kid. Hitting someone hard enough to make them stumble is hitting hard enough to do damage.

    Do you even reread your own words before you post them?

    Not at all, especially since telekinesis is all about throwing other things at Kharn, which the blessing does nothing for.
    So again, useless and irrelevant.

  58. Friendlysociopath March 12, 2015 at 10:01 am -      #58

    Why are you so angry and spiteful?

    I dislike 40K, and have no greater desire than to watch Space Marines burn.

    Also, I admin a different website and fanboys occasionally strain even my patience.

  59. pimpmage March 12, 2015 at 10:19 am -      #59

    “I dislike 40K, and have no greater desire than to watch Space Marines burn.”

    Heh, space marines are fireproof. Check mate! 😛

    “Also, I admin a different website and fanboys occasionally strain even my patience.”

    So anyone who would dare even try to post feats and debate for space marines deserve to be labeled fanboys? How dare I ?!? I must totally deserve your pissy mood too right?!?

  60. pimpmage March 12, 2015 at 10:25 am -      #60

    So what other site do you admin for?

  61. Envoy March 12, 2015 at 11:59 am -      #61

    “Found it, should be stamped at 4:02

    “You cannot harm me Chan, the Horse is the healer” no mention of the Dog or immortality. Seems like the sort of thing he’d mention.”
    +
    At the very end of the first season finale Shendu has the dog and rat talismans removed, which turns him back into a statue, jade blows him up with the dragon killing him. He had the horse talisman at the time.
    +
    IIRC in an earlier episode, the horse talisman was used to heal a sinking cruise ship. The hole in the ship’s hull was closed, the water removed, and the ship righted on the water’s surface in seconds.
    +
    The horse only heals, if Jackie is instantly killed he will die, but if he can bleed out or receives a wound that would eventually kill him, he’d survive. Different story if he had the dog too.
    =
    Xiaolin Showdown vs Jackie Chan Adventures would be great, just get rid of Xaolin Chronicles and I’d be happy.

  62. pimpmage March 12, 2015 at 12:04 pm -      #62

    The xiaolin show had like 4x the artefacts as Jackie c adventures has. It is pretty one sided unless you give one side like three additional sets of talismans.

  63. Friendlysociopath March 12, 2015 at 12:47 pm -      #63

    Yeah but even in the show they couldn’t use all of the artifacts at once; at most they have like 4-6 for each character.

    Adventures has:
    9 tribes of Shadowkhan
    10 demon generals for said shadowkhan
    8 demon sorcerors
    Evil/Good Chi Masters
    Section 13
    and that’s just the stuff from the main cast

    They outnumber the Xiaolin universe on a massive scale, even with Jack’s Deathbots. The Shadowkhan aren’t nearly so useless too.

  64. Jake_Uzumaki March 12, 2015 at 12:59 pm -      #64

    I wonder if that Shen Gon Wu monster Mala Mala Jong vs Shendu could be interesting since both are demonic entities whose full power relies on having a specific set of items brought together.

  65. Envoy March 12, 2015 at 3:11 pm -      #65

    JCA has the Book of Ages, a reality warping book that does whatever you write. A lot of the Shen Gong Wu are kinda standard stuff with a very small amount of OP things on both sides.

  66. jontyfreack March 12, 2015 at 4:11 pm -      #66

    I would like to say that kharn is a space marine and Jackie c is a human.

    just so you know I don’t know too much about kharn, only that the last time i saw him his mutilated corpse was being battered by my chapter master, but still that close combat lasted around 5 turns.
    anyway he still wears power armour of a space marine, that is made primarily of adamantium and ceramite, the punch of Jackie Chan (even if he has these talisman things, sorry i don’t know much about this) would not really do much, and the punch from kharn (if he lands a hit) would mean game over. ((more brackets) if you thing a talisman would help here, e.g. healing holes in body. you would be sorely mistaken because kharn doesn’t punch he uses his ridiculously op chain axe) that chain axe mind you is capable of cutting even terminator armour in half (i know ask my first captain) and is also possessed by a daemon (laughs evilly) so not mater how fast Chan moves or heals, he is well and truly f****d.
    if you have anything to add feel free.
    (damn paragraphs)

  67. Commander Cross March 15, 2015 at 5:26 pm -      #67

    Did someone forget to mention something about that Mystical Suit of Armor from that Episode of JCA: Season 02 when Jackie had to fight one of Shendu’s Brothers in an Earth Demon Sorcerer by chance?

    I can go fetch the vid if anyone wants to ask.

  68. pimpmage March 15, 2015 at 7:03 pm -      #68

    Does it contain more feats for talismans? If so, Jackie could use the help.

  69. Sauroposeidon March 15, 2015 at 8:08 pm -      #69

    I do want to mention that even though cartoon Jackie has displayed, even with out a talisman, incredible physical feats… He’s never once to my memory fought as well as his real world self. Can we apply his phenomenal real world skills to his cartoon self? Or do we consider them separate? I think that’s a big difference maker. Real life Jackie strikes me as being able to trounce innocent cartoon Jackie.

  70. Epicazeroth March 15, 2015 at 8:21 pm -      #70

    @Sauro: Well, RL!Jackie is 15 years older now. And I don’t think he’s quite as physically powerful/capable as cartoon!Jackie, but I do agree he’s a better fighter skill-wise.

  71. Commander Cross March 15, 2015 at 8:23 pm -      #71

    Well, I did mention to Nsl98 earlier before fight got posted if he can remember whether or not Jackie has Access to The Armor of The Gods in fact.

    The Armor of The Gods is the episode in question, most of the Action taking place in Spain with it.

    Needless to say, if it’s still allowed, Armor of The Gods + The Talismans = A LOT OF POWER to toss around, and Jackie’s fighting skills aren’t limping around to begin with.
    At the Episode’s second half is where it all clicks together though, but so far the Episode just showed the Armor alone, which not only is Indestructible but also Amps up Physical Prowess and Agility considerably.

  72. Friendlysociopath March 15, 2015 at 8:28 pm -      #72

    Does it contain more feats for talismans? If so, Jackie could use the help.

    Which ones that would be used still require feats?
    Also, I guess this is a good time to point out using thermal detection on Jackie kind of won’t work since he’s just able to chuck dragon fire at Kharn.

  73. pimpmage March 15, 2015 at 8:34 pm -      #73

    I just watched a video of that armor in action. It seems no different than if jackie had the invulnerability talisman and the strength one. I doesn’t ramp agility, it only seems to boost strength and durability.

    Has anyone posted jackie reaction times yet? So far, I would place him a little above peak human. Also, I didn’t read anywhere that the speed talisman boosts reaction times, or does it?

  74. pimpmage March 15, 2015 at 8:49 pm -      #74

    “Also, I guess this is a good time to point out using thermal detection on Jackie kind of won’t work since he’s just able to chuck dragon fire at Kharn.”

    “These three were alive, their living signatures throbbing with vital signs in Cython’s HUD.” / Blood Gorgons, p.62

    ““As a matter of automatic reaction, the Blood Gorgons switched to thermal vision. Nothing. Night reflection. Nothing. Multilight overlay. Nothing. It was an unnatural darkness flooding in from the warp.” / Blood Gorgons, p.101

    ““Amakyre dodged backwards and let himself fall from the platform rather than face Veq’s blade, honed from the heart of a star and white-hot to all but Veq himself.

    Gunfire erupted again from below. Veq swatted away a score of bullets from the Obliterator and caught three more with his free hand, throwing them back down to the floor of the bridge with a curse. The young one, the most dangerous, fired a well-aimed shot at his temple, but Veq flicked his head to the side and the silenced bolt flittered past him.

    Veq took two steps and leapt, dropping through the lattice of bullet trails to land directly in front of the Obliterator whose every weapon was blazing at him from point-blank range. The star-sword cut through the air as Veq met every bullet, sending a sparkling fan of deflected fire in every direction.”
    Daemon Worldgons, p.472

    Unarmored Grey knight Alaric fighting a chaos champion named Venalitor.
    “The ring of their blades clashing was so rapid and relentless that it sounded like the trophy chamber was filled with driving rain. Ventilator slashed too fast to see, but his blades rang off Alaric’s halberd. Alaric Knocked Venalitor back with raw strength, his greater reach letting him hack out in arcing strikes, to artless to wound, but enough to force Venalitor back across the chamber, step by step. Alaric fired a burst from his storm bolter. Venalitor swatted the bolter shells away like insects….” Grey knights omnibus

    “His reflection advanced and retreated with him, matching him movement for movement, and no matter how fast his attacks, how lightning quick his ripostes, he could never breach his mirrored defenses. He move quicker than any living swordsman, his blades forming a shimmering sphere of silver around his body…”
    P. 52 ‘A Reflection Cracked’

  75. Friendlysociopath March 15, 2015 at 8:54 pm -      #75

    Also, I didn’t read anywhere that the speed talisman boosts reaction times, or does it?

    I believe it boosts your reaction time, everyone who has used it to fly at supersonic speeds has been caught by much slower stuff. Jade uses it against the Demon Sorceror that can fly and she does fine.

    Has anyone posted jackie reaction times yet? So far, I would place him a little above peak human.

    Sounds about right, peak human just means the maximum of what humans can do right? Maybe slightly over peak human:
    Some villains have strength feats like punching through walls and trees even without the talisman.
    Almost everyone jumps really really high for some reason, like straight up ladders and such, easily over a story straight up.
    They all manage to take being in space with almost no bodily harm or preparation.
    Tohru and Jackie have both been chucked through several walls and come through without major injury, although Tohru isn’t that lucky every time.
    Err… Jackie can also… breathe in…space… yeah, that happened.
    Those are the only ones off the top of my head, I’ll be back with some more if needed.

  76. pimpmage March 15, 2015 at 8:59 pm -      #76

    Pardon me if I copy this from another match.
    Rookie June 30, 2014 at 10:29 am – #13
    Feats for Kharn (before ending of the heresy):

    “The axe in Khârn’s hand was Gorechild, toothed by mica-dragons and once thrown from the hands of a primarch. He’d chained it to his bare wrist in imitation of the Nucerian gladiators, whose bones he’d seen and honoured mere days before at Desh’elika Ridge.
    The captain was stripped to the waist, as were all the warriors present.
    ‘Sanguis extremis,’ Khârn said. Some of the crowd breathed in, showing their shock as the humans they once were. Others laughed or cheered. More fists beat against chests.
    Erebus regarded Khârn with cold, composed eyes. Several seconds beat in silence, before the Word Bearer’s lips curled in a soft, indulgent smile.
    ‘Bold, Khârn. Are you s–’
    Gorechild revved for the first time since its rebirth, eating air with the throaty snarl of an apex predator. That interruption was the only answer Khârn would give, and Erebus raised his crozius in reply.
    ‘Come then.’
    Three blows. The first: Khârn smashed the maul aside with the flat of his new axe. The second: he cannoned a headbutt into Erebus’s nose, breaking cartilage with a wet crunch. The third: Gorechild tasted first blood, ripping across the Chaplain’s chest, carving a canyon of flesh over the dense subdermal armour of the warrior’s black carapace torso implant.
    All of this happened in the time it took Erebus to blink. No one could move as fast as Khârn moved. No one human, and nothing mortal. The Chaplain threw himself backwards, crozius up high to guard.
    Khârn walked forwards, gunning Gorechild’s trigger. The crowd was silent now. This was a Khârn they’d never seen – not even on the field of battle.
    Another three blows, delivered with the same blinding speed. Erebus’s maul clang-skidded across the deck; he took a fist to the throat and a boot to the stomach, knocking him back with enough force to send him crashing onto the bloodstained iron grillework.
    He looked up at Khârn from the ground and saw his death in the World Eater’s eyes. He’d never seen this before, not in any of the paths of possibility. It couldn’t be happening. It couldn’t end like this. He was Destiny’s Hand.
    Khârn looked down at him, clearly allowing time for the Chaplain to recover his crozius.
    ‘Get up.’
    Erebus rose, his mace in his hands again. He attacked this time, showing the speed and skill that had allowed him to hold his own against Lucius of the Emperor’s Children, and Loken of the old Luna Wolves. His crozius trailed killing lightning, buzzing furiously as it thrummed through empty air again and again. Khârn weaved aside from every blow, quicker than a blink, surely quicker than muscles could ever allow.
    Their weapons crashed together. Khârn had parried the last blow. Erebus expected accusation in the World Eater’s eyes, or surely anger. He saw neither. Worse, he saw a bored indulgence. The captain even sighed.
    Three more blows. Erebus was on the deck before he knew how. Pain flared across his chest, hot and urgent, matching the thick throb of his smashed face. He reached to touch the wound with a hand that was no longer there.
    His hand. His hand was on the deck, several metres away. Blood leaked from the chewed veins nestled in the meat of his severed limb. Turning unbelieving eyes downwards, he saw where his arm now ended at the wrist.
    ‘Going to need an augmetic for that,’ Kargos said from the crowd. Several warriors laughed, but few with any real relish. They were too fascinated by what was unfolding.
    Erebus looked up at Khârn again. He was just waiting.
    ‘Get up.’
    The Chaplain rose. Khârn didn’t wait this time – the blows were bloody blurs of whining motors and tearing chain-teeth. Pain bloomed across Erebus’s body, and he was face-down on the deck again before he’d managed to fully rise from the last time. Even without his armour’s pain nullifiers and chemical stimulants, Erebus suppressed the pain by whisper-chanting a sacred mandala. Khârn interrupted it.
    ‘Get up.’
    Erebus actually tried, but he froze when he felt Gorechild’s teeth against his spine. The idling chainblade was purring and breathing out its promethium fuel-stink, the axe’s stilled teeth kissing Erebus’s vertebrae.
    Never, not even in fragmentary glimpses, had he foreseen this duel.
    It couldn’t end like this. He couldn’t die here. There was so much to do. Signus Prime. Terra herself. In all the Ten Thousand Futures, Erebus had seen himself fighting the Long War to the very last.
    The very same second Erebus reached for the ritual knife at his belt with his remaining hand, Khârn pulled the chainaxe’s trigger.
    There should have been a scream. Everyone expected it. Every warrior present waited to hear the First Chaplain of the Word Bearers shriek as Gorechild bit into his flesh. But there was nothing beyond the rotating whine of an axe blade chewing empty air.”

    Erebus was able to give a good fight against Lucius and according to Erebus himself he allowed Lucius to win.
    —-
    Lucius was the one that preformed the last feat listed in my previous post. The one from ‘A reflection cracked’ p52.

  77. pimpmage March 16, 2015 at 6:03 pm -      #77

    I think we are done here right? Jackie gets speed blitzed.

  78. Rookie March 16, 2015 at 6:16 pm -      #78

    @pimpmage

    “I think we are done here right? Jackie gets speed blitzed.”

    To help you. Few feats for Space Marines. First for Chaos Marine (but he wasn’t much different from Loyal Marine):

    “Cyrion’s enhanced reactions were honed from centuries of battle, and years of training even before that. In his lifetime, he’d blocked solid-slug bullets on his vambrace, and weaved to avoid laser fire without feeling its heat. His reflexes, like all of the warriors within the Legiones Astartes, were so far beyond human that they bordered on supernatural. He was already moving to dodge aside before the blade left her fingers.

    It wasn’t enough. Not even close. The spinning knives took him in the chest, crunching deep as they bit, and black fire burst across his armour.”

    Second for loyal chapter master who was in terminator armor:

    “The gue’ron’sha war-leader was coming around, looking right in her direction despite her stealth field. She levelled her fusion blasters and loosed parallel shots right at him. As the vaporising blasts hit his bike, the vehicle burst apart in an explosion of molten metal and steam. Somehow, though, the warrior had hurled himself free a matter of microseconds before the shot hit home.

    The warrior rolled in a loose shoulder-curl, clattering to a gunman’s kneel behind a smoking mass of human remains and firing a two-handed pistol shot right at Shadowsun’s head. ”

    I think we can use powerscaling from these feats.

  79. Friendlysociopath March 16, 2015 at 6:44 pm -      #79

    “I think we are done here right? Jackie gets speed blitzed.”

    Where did that come from? Jackie moves at Supersonic speeds with the talisman, without it he can outrun trains and cars- Kharn isn’t nearly that fast to close the distance and 1HKO Jackie before Jackie can react.

    For the record, what was the counter to Kharn being turned into a rabbit again?

  80. pimpmage March 16, 2015 at 8:46 pm -      #80

    “Jackie moves at Supersonic speeds with the talisman”

    Supersonic speed is 1.4 times the speed of sound. Bullets travel at 2x the speed of sound. Space marines dodge bullets and catch bullets in their hands for breakfast.

    “1HKO Jackie before Jackie can react.”

    Kharn WILL KO jackie before he can react seeing as kharn’s reaction times are dozens of times lower than peak human.

    “For the record, what was the counter to Kharn being turned into a rabbit again?”

    I did a little research on the talismans. There is literally no information about how those powers can exist or why. Magic seems to exist in the jca verse though that too has absolutely no background. For the sake of the argument, the blessings of khorne work AS intended against magic.

  81. Jake_Uzumaki March 16, 2015 at 8:54 pm -      #81

    Well there seems to be distinctions.
    Chinese entities require Chinese spells and magic to defeat and Japanese require Japanese magics to defeat.

  82. Friendlysociopath March 16, 2015 at 9:20 pm -      #82

    For the sake of the argument, the blessings of khorne work AS intended against magic.

    Uh- no? You’re not taking something that works against psychic powers and saying it works on regular magic just because.

    Space marines dodge bullets and catch bullets in their hands for breakfast.

    Very good, now explain why you think that translates to Kharn being able to physically run up to Jackie and catch him before Jackie runs away at greater speeds than Kharn can. Isolated movement is not the same as traveling speed, never has been.

    Kharn WILL KO jackie before he can react seeing as kharn’s reaction times are dozens of times lower than peak human.

    English fail, and Kharn isn’t going to do anything of the sort. He has to run up to Jackie and catch him if he wants to punch or use Gorechild, Space Marines do not break the sound barrier while running, not even close.

  83. Jake_Uzumaki March 16, 2015 at 9:31 pm -      #83

    ” that works against psychic powers and saying it works on regular magic just because.”

    Sadly its a precedent that’s been a part of BankGambling debating for a long time. Its the reason 40K and Kharn won some of the matches they did and the reason why it lost others.

  84. pimpmage March 16, 2015 at 9:32 pm -      #84

    “Uh- no? You’re not taking something that works against psychic powers and saying it works on regular magic just because.”

    Uh, yes. Talisman powers and jca verse magic has absolutely no information about it. It could all be primordial in nature for all we know. Until you prove otherwise, it is compatible.

    “Very good, now explain why you think that translates to Kharn being able to physically run up to Jackie and catch him before Jackie runs away at greater speeds than Kharn can. Isolated movement is not the same as traveling speed, never has been.”

    Ok. Kharn shoots his ass with his plasma pistol a few dozen times. Otherwise kharn would just sit and wait till jackie actually felt like fighting him.

    “English fail, and Kharn isn’t going to do anything of the sort. He has to run up to Jackie and catch him if he wants to punch or use Gorechild, Space Marines do not break the sound barrier while running, not even close.”

    HOLY SHIT I FORGOT A COMMA. MY BAD BRO. DONT KILL ME! Anyway, are you saying jackie is going to float around and do nothing but evade kharn? That doesn’t sound like his fighting style at ALL lol.

  85. Jake_Uzumaki March 16, 2015 at 9:42 pm -      #85

    We know exactly what the Talismans are, when Shendu was sealed the Chi Wizard/Sorcerer who did it used a specific spell to remove Shendu’s powers to turn him into the statue form we are introduced to and formed/forged them into the Talismans. The Talismans were Shendu’s native powers and were stripped from him.

  86. Friendlysociopath March 16, 2015 at 9:45 pm -      #86

    Sadly its a precedent that’s been a part of BankGambling debating for a long time.

    That doesn’t make it right, people debate stuff wrong all the time.

    Until you prove otherwise, it is compatible.

    “As Khorne’s greatest champion, Khârn enjoys the Blessing of the Blood God, which renders him immune to the effects of psychic powers.”

    Only 1 of Jackie’s powers is psychic, 2 if you count him jumping into Kharn’s head with the Sheep talisman. So his protection does nothing against the powers as they aren’t psychic attacks.
    I should also point out Jackie deals with the supersonic Shendu fairly well, so his reaction time isn’t low to start with.

    HOLY SHIT I FORGOT A COMMA. MY BAD BRO. DONT KILL ME!

    Right, first you failed at writing, then you failed at reading. I’m not petty enough to tell someone off for forgetting a comma.

    Anyway, are you saying jackie is going to float around and do nothing but evade kharn? That doesn’t sound like his fighting style at ALL lol.

    Jackie’s first response to seeing something big and nasty coming at him has always been to dodge. After that all he has to do is use the talismans to beat Kharn. His blessing does jack-all against magic that isn’t psychic, so Kharn can enjoy being made into a snail or some stuff.

  87. pimpmage March 16, 2015 at 10:04 pm -      #87

    “psychic powers.”

    I think you have absolutely no clue what that actually means in the 40k verse. Fair enough. Psychic powers is the wording used for the chaotic force of the universe.

    “I should also point out Jackie deals with the supersonic Shendu fairly well, so his reaction time isn’t low to start with.”

    Can you show some supersonic speeds in action?

    “Right, first you failed at writing, then you failed at reading. I’m not petty enough to tell someone off for forgetting a comma.”

    Seems you have chose the, “I am losing this debate, therefore I shall derail it by getting angry at grammer.” method of debating. It reeks of resentment.

    “Jackie’s first response to seeing something big and nasty coming at him has always been to dodge. After that all he has to do is use the talismans to beat Kharn. His blessing does jack-all against magic that isn’t psychic, so Kharn can enjoy being made into a snail or some stuff.”

    Well then. Until you care to actually debate me, I will be here. Waiting.

  88. GrandMaster March 16, 2015 at 10:09 pm -      #88

    Um, Khârn’s psychic immunity only works against offensive powers, it doesn’t do anything to passive powers.

  89. pimpmage March 16, 2015 at 10:17 pm -      #89

    “Um, Khârn’s psychic immunity only works against offensive powers, it doesn’t do anything to passive powers.”

    It worked against a slaaneshi psyker’s lullaby. That would certainly be considered passive. It was an area of affect thing.

  90. Jake_Uzumaki March 16, 2015 at 10:20 pm -      #90

    Its things that enhance combat ability that Khorne doesn’t mind (so the Ox would still work without fail, the Rabbit and Rooster combo) Pig and Dragon should work but I’m not sure on them.

  91. pimpmage March 16, 2015 at 10:22 pm -      #91

    Yeah, I was completely fine with all those other talismans that make jackie a better fighter because they don’t directly affect kharn. He still hase those going for him.

  92. Neon Lord March 16, 2015 at 11:45 pm -      #92

    “Hisred blessing does jack-all against magic that isn’t psychic, so Kharn can enjoy being made into a snail or some stuff.”

    All ‘magic’ in 40k.is from psychic powers or their equivalent. There is no reason for it to not to work here as jc magic origins arent defined clearly.

  93. Jake_Uzumaki March 16, 2015 at 11:50 pm -      #93

    Yes we know the Warp has No Limits compatability, magic, the force, chile con queso, its compatible with everything can we not get bogged down in this argument?

  94. Friendlysociopath March 16, 2015 at 11:59 pm -      #94

    There is no reason for it to not to work here as jc magic origins arent defined clearly.

    What are you guys talking about? Magic is magic, what’s so hard to understand about that? The Talsimans in particular are Shendu’s powers taken away from him and put into little rocks- simple as that, that’s the origin. Shendu was really strong- Ox talisman. Shendu was fast- Rabbit. Shendu breathed fire- Dragon. and so on.

    Seems you have chose the, “I am losing this debate, therefore I shall derail it by getting angry at grammer.” method of debating. It reeks of resentment.

    Seems you’re reading far too much into me pointing out you made a mistake. “Kharn WILL KO jackie before he can react seeing as kharn’s reaction times are dozens of times lower than peak human.”

    Psychic powers is the wording used for the chaotic force of the universe.

    Yeah, I understood that, Psykers tap into the Warp and use it to use their powers. Which is in no way similar to the Talisman’s magic, which is pretty much just stealing Shendu’s natural powers like breathing fire and being strong.

    Can you show some supersonic speeds in action?

    Used in tandem with levitation, supersonic flight

    Shendu shoots forward faster than the eye can follow

    and there’s a couple of ones where the Dark Hand are using them that are somewhere in season 2

    its compatible with everything can we not get bogged down in this argument

    Aw come on, I wasn’t around the last time you guys went over this, let me in on the fun.

  95. pimpmage March 17, 2015 at 12:03 am -      #95

    I am still trying to figure out how exactly JC invulnerability works. I haven’t seen any high end durability feats yet, I might check later though.

    Anyway, I see this going down like this:
    Jackie tries to use his optic blasts/polymorphing power/telekinesis on kharn with no luck due to his blessings of khorne. You might think jackie could still use his super speed to hit and run kharn to death, but jackie would still be slow enough for kharn to easily intercept him and grapple him. Rob him and then finish him off.

    “Shendu shoots forward faster than the eye can follow”

    I followed it with my eye easily enough. It only knocked jackie back like 5 or so yards anyway.

    “Three blows. The first: Khârn smashed the maul aside with the flat of his new axe. The second: he cannoned a headbutt into Erebus’s nose, breaking cartilage with a wet crunch. The third: Gorechild tasted first blood, ripping across the Chaplain’s chest, carving a canyon of flesh over the dense subdermal armour of the warrior’s black carapace torso implant.
    All of this happened in the time it took Erebus to blink. No one could move as fast as Khârn moved. No one human, and nothing mortal. The Chaplain threw himself backwards, crozius up high to guard.”

    ” Veq swatted away a score of bullets from the Obliterator and caught three more with his free hand, throwing them back down to the floor of the bridge with a curse…. Veq took two steps and leapt, dropping through the lattice of bullet trails to land directly in front of the Obliterator whose every weapon was blazing at him from point-blank range. The star-sword cut through the air as Veq met every bullet, sending a sparkling fan of deflected fire in every direction.”

  96. Friendlysociopath March 17, 2015 at 12:28 am -      #96

    I am still trying to figure out how exactly JC invulnerability works. I haven’t seen any high end durability feats yet, I might check later though.

    Invulnerability is for Dog, which was removed. All Jackie has is Horse for healing, Jake said it was pretty much Deadpool/Wolvereine levels of regen. I bow to his knowledge, I only know Deadpool is funny.

    Jackie tries to use his optic blasts/polymorphing power/telekinesis on kharn with no luck due to his blessings of khorne.

    Still calling BS on that one. It’s only magic because it’s not Jackie’s powers. It’s everyday normal for Shendu. Polymorph and firebreathing are no different than being strong and fast.

    Also, durability for Jackie without Talsimans-

    Tohru breaks through trees and walls with his strength, Jackie tanks being hit by him without much of an issue. He can also 1HKO Tohru when he isn’t holding back (Dark Jackie).

  97. pimpmage March 17, 2015 at 12:41 am -      #97

    I have no clue why dog was removed, didnt notice that. It certainly was not nlf because we would just use best durability feat as its cap. I am a little disappointed.

  98. Jake_Uzumaki March 17, 2015 at 12:45 am -      #98

    The Dog is true immortality, you can be hurt but can’t be killed, combined with the Horse you basically become Deadpool, you can be splattered and blown up but you’ll just come back seconds later if it even blows you up.

  99. pimpmage March 17, 2015 at 12:54 am -      #99

    Not unless you get mugged of all your talismans. That was a stupid thing to take out.
    edit:
    What if jackie’s clothes are burned away with a plasma shot. Where is jackie gonna keep his talismans rofl?

  100. Jake_Uzumaki March 17, 2015 at 12:59 am -      #100

    well its been shown that wearing them works, the Dragon Talisman embeds itself into your flesh.
    That or the intention could have been that he’s like Jade was when the powers of the Talismans were inside her.

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