Christian Grey Vs Rorschach

Published on February 27, 2015, by Rookie - Posted in Duels 11

Suggested by Commander Cross

Christian Grey (Fifty Shades of Grey, first time here) who appears for the first time here and going up against Rorschach (Watchmen)

Death Match at Old Town, Sin City in California as the former just got a Business Deal with the Roark family whom in turn are bribed by The Westburo Cultist Society, the latter of which is busy fighting Half of Sin City’s residents including the Ladies of Old Town, Dwight McCarthy and Miho with none of the Cultists allowed alive when some Jackass’s skull was tossed the Flag of the United States to the brain, along with ‘God Never Said That,’ on another guy and then ripping out another Westburo Cannibal’s skull with Great Strength and their bare hands.

Rorschach was hired to end the head of Grey Enterprises Holdings Incorporated by all means needed, all content and showings the Watchmen video games and Prequel Graphic Novels may offer that have Rorschach in life-or-death matters are allowed, and he’ll have his usual tools and another revolver.

If need be, both sides’ Movie and Source material showings apply, 1-vs-1 death match with no one in the way and no stray bullets to worry about.

Who leaves alive by the time the dust settles while Public News Report Channels on the situation likely get Hacked once the Truth Leaks out!?

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11 Comments on "Christian Grey Vs Rorschach"

batman3.14 February 27, 2015 at 8:59 am - #1

Rorschach is pretty resourceful, but I don’t know ANYTHING about 50 shades of Grey.
Nsl98 February 27, 2015 at 9:11 am - #2

@Batman
All you need to know is that it’s one of the worst books ever written and little more than written porn.
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As for the match, Christian Grey is probably the legit weakest character to appear on this site. Rorsarch stomps.
itcheyness February 27, 2015 at 10:06 am - #3

The book is also a horrible depiction of a BDSM relationship, since Mr. Grey ignores safewords, and stalks the protagonist…
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Rorschach rips Christian’s head off and shoves it up his ass.
Warlock Lowk February 27, 2015 at 11:24 am - #4

Why Cross? Just, why?
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“All you need to know is that it’s one of the worst books ever written and little more than written porn.”
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Well I heard it was originally going to be twilight fan fiction. Soo, yeah; there’s that.
batman3.14 February 27, 2015 at 11:29 am - #5

Okay thx… I don’t plan to read it anytime soon in the next 3 trillion years then, even if it was the last book left.
Nsl98 February 27, 2015 at 11:35 am - #6

@Lowk

^I heard that too. But even Twilight wasn’t as bad as 50 Shades.
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At least Edward has cool abilities that would help him in FP matches, unlike Christian who gets stomped hard here.
CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets February 27, 2015 at 12:44 pm - #7

youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA I go with 50s guy because of that.
Murder February 27, 2015 at 12:53 pm - #8

Grey should win this. He’s a billionaire that’s made something of himself. Rory is just a sociopath that lives in squalor.
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Give Grey the FPA.
Epicazeroth February 27, 2015 at 2:37 pm - #9

@CH1C: If that counts as a feat, so does this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvX6LkbiS-U
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Also, can someone please explain WTF the OP is saying? I read it, but I can’t really understand it. I think I got that Grey is involved with the WBC, and Rorschach doesn’t like that.
Nsl98 February 27, 2015 at 2:41 pm - #10

@Epic

I think you’ve gotten the gist of it, and that’s about how far any of us could prolly understand it as well.
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Darth Bombad February 27, 2015 at 6:33 pm - #11

@Lowk
“Well I heard it was originally going to be twilight fan fiction. Soo, yeah; there’s that.”
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It IS Twilight fanfiction!, if you wonder why Grey has like 6 brothers and sisters
its because they’re the fricking Cullens, so twilight still haunts us!.
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I looked into it when i first heard that since i thought they were ribbing me.
But its true it was called master of the universe or something stupid like that.
I’m sure you can still find a copy of it out there somewhere…. if you dare!.