Jack Sparrow Vs Xena

Jack Sparrow Vs Xena

Another great match has the stumbling swashbuckler against the Warrior Princess.

This battle would certainly present Xena with issues as most fighters are somewhat predictable in their attacks, whereas Captain Jack would prolly try to charm her while at the same time attacking her.

What would this look like?

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47 Comments on "Jack Sparrow Vs Xena"

  1. Baron Somebody November 27, 2008 at 2:55 pm -      #1

    Lol that’s an ugly picture of Xena…Xena sucks so I’d say Jack

  2. =[BF]=JimmieRox November 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm -      #2

    Captain Jack would win! Think of all the things he’s managed to get out of, besides he’s actually a decent fighter though so is Xena so it would be close. I recon he’d probably manage to pull her and they’d just sort of stop fighting!

  3. Matapiojo December 1, 2008 at 9:58 am -      #3


    Xena is hot, but she irritates me.

  4. marche December 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm -      #4

    “Xena is hot, but she irritates me.”
    the only thing that irritates me is her fans.

  5. spoa December 4, 2008 at 2:09 am -      #5

    umm…xena becouse of her shield throw

  6. Matapiojo December 4, 2008 at 9:20 am -      #6

    “umm…xena becouse of her shield throw”

    Have we just witnessed the creation of another Hottshot on this site? Please god, no.

  7. Space marine December 15, 2008 at 6:28 am -      #7

    He would most likely pick on her looks trying to enrage xena causing her to run at him full pelt while he trips her and sends her overboard.
    Trips her and then stabs her in the back……then throws her overboard.

  8. haliwellmanor December 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm -      #8

    lets be realistic……xena is smarter then jack sparrow….she also has so much skills…..way more then his…she face millions of enimies (pirates, gods, monsters) her martail art skills along with her agility and stron body could defeat jack sparrow… i like him alot though….. but that doent mean that he is stronger then xena….that would be redicoulos.

  9. MC December 26, 2008 at 8:06 pm -      #9

    guys…xena wins!! hands down

  10. karen December 26, 2008 at 8:08 pm -      #10

    i am a fan of both….maybe jack a little more….but that doesnt mean that his stronger then xena…… and saying so just because u hate her doesnt change the fact that xena is way more trained and skilled then jack :S…..sfter all that the trueth

  11. bob12 December 26, 2008 at 8:09 pm -      #11

    well the picture talks……ofcusre its xena…. sry :)

  12. pheobe December 26, 2008 at 8:12 pm -      #12

    guyzzzz….face it…..sometimes the best men for the job is a women……xena is something else…….love her looks, her scream, her eyes, her sense, her strong personality”we make our own destiney” hahahaha.
    she is great :P she will win over jack

  13. Marche December 26, 2008 at 8:22 pm -      #13

    you are aware that jack cant die right?

  14. toty December 27, 2008 at 9:11 am -      #14

    xena killed immortal gods…. and trapped velasca and many others…..besided she has power to kill immortal people, so yes we are aware that jack cant guy. but that doesnt mean that his not awsome :P

  15. Matapiojo December 27, 2008 at 1:32 pm -      #15

    Everything in the world of Xena is completely toned down. That Ares could never match up to anyone worth a damn. The fact that stiff-‘ol-Juicy-LOLess defeats him and other crappy creatures in her series just shows how bad the writers were.

    The only thing that has any real value in Xena is her amazingly juicy things.

  16. leeeee December 28, 2008 at 6:15 pm -      #16

    hahaha thats a good match!!!! but i think i gotta go with the warrior princess on this one. no MATAPOJOI xena was a hit show!! it had many fans. and dont forget that we are still talking and arguing about it even 9 years after its finished. so thats a fact u cannot deny, and it has fans worldwide. Hercules also has so much fans. they are both amazing.
    as for jack sparrow, he is amazing to everybody loves him, but he cannot take xena in a fight.

  17. marche January 18, 2009 at 5:15 pm -      #17

    thats not what he meant.
    that comment about the writers was how they failed to capture the true raw power of greek mythology.

  18. angelaj February 4, 2009 at 5:35 pm -      #18

    I think Jack Sparrow vs. Autolycus would of made more sense.

  19. swifterdeath February 4, 2009 at 6:42 pm -      #19

    quick match decider.

    Xena draws her sword.

    Jack draws a pistol.

    whos gonna win now?

  20. The Chosen One February 4, 2009 at 11:09 pm -      #20

    I picture Jack saying things that will piss of Xena as he blocks sword blows but what everyone has to remember is that you cant expect Jack ti fight fair.

  21. Gobaa February 12, 2009 at 8:11 pm -      #21

    Swifterdeath, Mabey Jack Draws his pistol, but Xena throws her Charkam, and destroys his pistoL!!: Whos gonna win now? Plzz. Xena has faced gods, with fire power and other powers, that are a lot worse than a pistol. So I think she´s going to be able to defete a pistol: Sure I like JAck to, but Xena is a better fighter..

  22. swifterdeath February 12, 2009 at 9:12 pm -      #22

    “Swifterdeath, Mabey Jack Draws his pistol, but Xena throws her Charkam, and destroys his pistoL!!:”

    then he pulls out his other…

  23. Gobaa March 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm -      #23

    Haha Well Im Sure she´s going to fall for that pistol..

  24. Blood Dancer May 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm -      #24

    Jack would trick his way into victory. Jack Wins

  25. cyborg pirate ninja jesus June 1, 2009 at 3:36 am -      #25

    they both draw there swords then bam!!!!!!!!! jack shoots her in the face

  26. Captain Epic June 24, 2009 at 7:46 pm -      #26

    Lol i am still looking at old Xena fights its funny to see how fail this is.

  27. TheSorrow June 24, 2009 at 9:33 pm -      #27

    I’m sorry Xena fans, but too many like Jack Sparrow and hate Xena for you to talk your way out of this one. He’s just to cool to be killed by wanna-be Kratos character.

    Here is how the battle goes. Xena does her battle cry only to realize that she cannot find Jack. Jack comes up from behind, pistol whips her in the back the head, then proceeds to shoot and stab her repeatedly just for the hell of it. Or at least that’s what I would have done.

  28. Pondering Fool August 5, 2009 at 10:02 pm -      #28

    Fire-arms verses donut-bladded things/swords? mmhh hard to decide…..

    – pondering fool

  29. Asger August 21, 2009 at 5:17 pm -      #29

    Do you remember that scene in that Indiana Jones movie,where a swordsman pulled off a bunch of flashy moves and Indy just shot him?

    Instant replay here.

  30. Pondering Fool August 21, 2009 at 8:07 pm -      #30

    @ Asger

    Wasn’t that in Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark? Got to love Harrison Ford.

    – pondering fool

  31. Kenny C. August 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm -      #31

    Xena does impressive sword show as seen in Indiana Jones and waits for Jack to respond.

    Jack looks at Xena with that half-drunk/half-crazy look for a moment, pulls out pistol, looks at it for a bit, aims at Xena and shots her in the head.

    Xena falls to the ground and Jack nudges her with his foot to make sure she is dead.

    Jack then looks around, looks at himself for injuries, and then says “Not so bad,” and proceeds to walk off.

  32. Kenny C. August 21, 2009 at 8:56 pm -      #32

    I nominate Sparrow.

  33. Asger August 22, 2009 at 6:31 am -      #33

    I agree with Kenny.The good captain wins this one.

  34. Cpt Olimar August 22, 2009 at 10:05 am -      #34

    “The good captain wins this one.”

    Huh? Who me? …
    Oh I get it…..
    Jack for the FP award?

  35. Pondering Fool August 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm -      #35

    “Friends! This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! ”

    Give the good Captain the BankGambling award mates!

    – pondering fool

  36. Asger August 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm -      #36

    Don’t worry Olimar,I’m sure you could kick Xenas ass too. Hell,most characters in debates could do it.

  37. Kenny C. October 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm -      #37

    Give the captain some rum and the award.

  38. AHEM October 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm -      #38

    Xena might stand a chance in hand-to-hand combat, but the addition of firearms is what really decides this. It will only take one well-placed bullet to put a permanent end to Xena’s efforts. I don’t much like pirates, but in this match, it is really no contest.

    I sixth the nomination for Sparrow.

  39. Mazrim February 5, 2010 at 4:09 pm -      #39

    I seventh the nomination for Jack Sparrow.

    Xena may have some sword skills, but Jack has better sword skills, he’s deviously clever, never fights fair, and has pistols.

  40. sapper007 February 5, 2010 at 4:56 pm -      #40

    okay here is the scenario, xena boards the ship jack just pirated…
    Jack: salutations m’lady /drunken wobble/ fancy a spot of rum?
    Xena: ai ai ai ai ai ai ai!!!/throws silly ring that jack deftly or drunkedly dodges lodging itself into the mast of the ship…/
    Jack: /blink blink/ silly wench tried to kill me….
    Xena:ai ai ai ai ai ai!!! /front flip down to the crew deck sword drawn/

    they clash swords for a moment before jack cuts a sail rope and holds on as he is raised up to the mast, xena grabs her ring an wizzes it at him as he flies through the air cutting the rope, jack slides down the sail and crashes into the crows nest his hat flying to the deck
    Jack: my hat!
    Xena: come down and fight like a man…
    Jack: well define man, fore if its a formal term as to what i am, i am Captain Jack Sparrow… a pirate and i will be coming down but neither for a fight with a man who looks like a woman or perhaps looks like a man…
    Xena: WTF??
    jack: /slides down a rope and lands a 15 feet from Xena where upon impact she raises her sword with a stupid yell and jack promptly shoots her in the face./
    Xena: /Facesplat all over the deck…
    Jack: /staring at her chest/ what a waste /grabs his hat/

    steel and Guns>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bronze sword and stupid chakram…

    Jack for the win

  41. Asger February 5, 2010 at 5:01 pm -      #41

    I can sort of imagine Jack just drunkenly swaggering around dodging all of Xenas attacks, before blowing her brains out at point blank range.

  42. Megaraptor18 February 8, 2010 at 12:26 am -      #42

    Wow two FP awards awarded in one night

    This is another defeat for Xena

  43. admin February 8, 2010 at 12:31 am -      #43

    yes, the fastest FP award in history – Congrats to the Saints…

  44. Megaraptor18 February 8, 2010 at 12:56 am -      #44

    “the fastest FP award in history – Congrats to the Saints…”

    Yes Admin this is a historical night for BankGambling and to the sports world for that matter. The Underdogs win

  45. Pondering Fool February 12, 2010 at 10:57 pm -      #45

    Two back to back? Nice Admin…..

    – pf

  46. CIDE April 11, 2011 at 12:17 am -      #46

    Actually, reading…No.

    As entertaining as Sapper’s rendition was (very accurate for Jack as well) I can’t really side with the decision now.

  47. man April 11, 2011 at 12:21 am -      #47

    “As entertaining as Sapper’s rendition was (very accurate for Jack as well) I can’t really CIDE with the decision now.” (Just couldn’t resist)

    I have one problem with this, where the hell are they fighting, Sapper’s fight scenario is only one choice, if the fight would take place elsewhere….

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