Another great match has the stumbling swashbuckler against the Warrior Princess.
This battle would certainly present Xena with issues as most fighters are somewhat predictable in their attacks, whereas Captain Jack would prolly try to charm her while at the same time attacking her.
What would this look like?
Lol that’s an ugly picture of Xena…Xena sucks so I’d say Jack
Captain Jack would win! Think of all the things he’s managed to get out of, besides he’s actually a decent fighter though so is Xena so it would be close. I recon he’d probably manage to pull her and they’d just sort of stop fighting!
Jack.
Xena is hot, but she irritates me.
“Xena is hot, but she irritates me.”
the only thing that irritates me is her fans.
umm…xena becouse of her shield throw
“umm…xena becouse of her shield throw”
Have we just witnessed the creation of another Hottshot on this site? Please god, no.
He would most likely pick on her looks trying to enrage xena causing her to run at him full pelt while he trips her and sends her overboard.
Or
Trips her and then stabs her in the back……then throws her overboard.
lets be realistic……xena is smarter then jack sparrow….she also has so much skills…..way more then his…she face millions of enimies (pirates, gods, monsters) her martail art skills along with her agility and stron body could defeat jack sparrow… i like him alot though….. but that doent mean that he is stronger then xena….that would be redicoulos.
guys…xena wins!! hands down
i am a fan of both….maybe jack a little more….but that doesnt mean that his stronger then xena…… and saying so just because u hate her doesnt change the fact that xena is way more trained and skilled then jack :S…..sfter all that the trueth
well the picture talks……ofcusre its xena…. sry
guyzzzz….face it…..sometimes the best men for the job is a women……xena is something else…….love her looks, her scream, her eyes, her sense, her strong personality”we make our own destiney” hahahaha.
she will win over jack
she is great
you are aware that jack cant die right?
xena killed immortal gods…. and trapped velasca and many others…..besided she has power to kill immortal people, so yes we are aware that jack cant guy. but that doesnt mean that his not awsome
Everything in the world of Xena is completely toned down. That Ares could never match up to anyone worth a damn. The fact that stiff-‘ol-Juicy-LOLess defeats him and other crappy creatures in her series just shows how bad the writers were.
The only thing that has any real value in Xena is her amazingly juicy things.
hahaha thats a good match!!!! but i think i gotta go with the warrior princess on this one. no MATAPOJOI xena was a hit show!! it had many fans. and dont forget that we are still talking and arguing about it even 9 years after its finished. so thats a fact u cannot deny, and it has fans worldwide. Hercules also has so much fans. they are both amazing.
as for jack sparrow, he is amazing to everybody loves him, but he cannot take xena in a fight.
thats not what he meant.
that comment about the writers was how they failed to capture the true raw power of greek mythology.
I think Jack Sparrow vs. Autolycus would of made more sense.
quick match decider.
Xena draws her sword.
Jack draws a pistol.
whos gonna win now?
I picture Jack saying things that will piss of Xena as he blocks sword blows but what everyone has to remember is that you cant expect Jack ti fight fair.
Swifterdeath, Mabey Jack Draws his pistol, but Xena throws her Charkam, and destroys his pistoL!!: Whos gonna win now? Plzz. Xena has faced gods, with fire power and other powers, that are a lot worse than a pistol. So I think she´s going to be able to defete a pistol: Sure I like JAck to, but Xena is a better fighter..
“Swifterdeath, Mabey Jack Draws his pistol, but Xena throws her Charkam, and destroys his pistoL!!:”
then he pulls out his other…
Haha Well Im Sure she´s going to fall for that pistol..
Jack would trick his way into victory. Jack Wins
they both draw there swords then bam!!!!!!!!! jack shoots her in the face
Lol i am still looking at old Xena fights its funny to see how fail this is.
I’m sorry Xena fans, but too many like Jack Sparrow and hate Xena for you to talk your way out of this one. He’s just to cool to be killed by wanna-be Kratos character.
Here is how the battle goes. Xena does her battle cry only to realize that she cannot find Jack. Jack comes up from behind, pistol whips her in the back the head, then proceeds to shoot and stab her repeatedly just for the hell of it. Or at least that’s what I would have done.
Fire-arms verses donut-bladded things/swords? mmhh hard to decide…..
– pondering fool
Do you remember that scene in that Indiana Jones movie,where a swordsman pulled off a bunch of flashy moves and Indy just shot him?
Instant replay here.
@ Asger
Wasn’t that in Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark? Got to love Harrison Ford.
– pondering fool
Xena does impressive sword show as seen in Indiana Jones and waits for Jack to respond.
Jack looks at Xena with that half-drunk/half-crazy look for a moment, pulls out pistol, looks at it for a bit, aims at Xena and shots her in the head.
Xena falls to the ground and Jack nudges her with his foot to make sure she is dead.
Jack then looks around, looks at himself for injuries, and then says “Not so bad,” and proceeds to walk off.
I nominate Sparrow.
I agree with Kenny.The good captain wins this one.
“The good captain wins this one.”
Huh? Who me? …
Oh I get it…..
Jack for the FP award?
“Friends! This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! ”
Give the good Captain the BankGambling award mates!
– pondering fool
Don’t worry Olimar,I’m sure you could kick Xenas ass too. Hell,most characters in debates could do it.
Give the captain some rum and the award.
Xena might stand a chance in hand-to-hand combat, but the addition of firearms is what really decides this. It will only take one well-placed bullet to put a permanent end to Xena’s efforts. I don’t much like pirates, but in this match, it is really no contest.
I sixth the nomination for Sparrow.
I seventh the nomination for Jack Sparrow.
Xena may have some sword skills, but Jack has better sword skills, he’s deviously clever, never fights fair, and has pistols.
okay here is the scenario, xena boards the ship jack just pirated…
Jack: salutations m’lady /drunken wobble/ fancy a spot of rum?
Xena: ai ai ai ai ai ai ai!!!/throws silly ring that jack deftly or drunkedly dodges lodging itself into the mast of the ship…/
Jack: /blink blink/ silly wench tried to kill me….
Xena:ai ai ai ai ai ai!!! /front flip down to the crew deck sword drawn/
they clash swords for a moment before jack cuts a sail rope and holds on as he is raised up to the mast, xena grabs her ring an wizzes it at him as he flies through the air cutting the rope, jack slides down the sail and crashes into the crows nest his hat flying to the deck
Jack: my hat!
Xena: come down and fight like a man…
Jack: well define man, fore if its a formal term as to what i am, i am Captain Jack Sparrow… a pirate and i will be coming down but neither for a fight with a man who looks like a woman or perhaps looks like a man…
Xena: WTF??
jack: /slides down a rope and lands a 15 feet from Xena where upon impact she raises her sword with a stupid yell and jack promptly shoots her in the face./
Xena: /Facesplat all over the deck…
Jack: /staring at her chest/ what a waste /grabs his hat/
steel and Guns>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bronze sword and stupid chakram…
Jack for the win
I can sort of imagine Jack just drunkenly swaggering around dodging all of Xenas attacks, before blowing her brains out at point blank range.
Wow two FP awards awarded in one night
This is another defeat for Xena
yes, the fastest FP award in history – Congrats to the Saints…
“the fastest FP award in history – Congrats to the Saints…”
Yes Admin this is a historical night for BankGambling and to the sports world for that matter. The Underdogs win
Two back to back? Nice Admin…..
– pf
Actually, reading…No.
As entertaining as Sapper’s rendition was (very accurate for Jack as well) I can’t really side with the decision now.
“As entertaining as Sapper’s rendition was (very accurate for Jack as well) I can’t really CIDE with the decision now.” (Just couldn’t resist)
I have one problem with this, where the hell are they fighting, Sapper’s fight scenario is only one choice, if the fight would take place elsewhere….