Naruto Uzumaki Vs Man of Steel Superman

Man of Steel Superman Vs Naruto Uzumaki

Suggested by Nsl98

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto) going up against Man of Steel Superman (DC)

 

Pretty self explanatory, MoS incarnation for Supes.

 

They fight in NYC, right after Naruto one shorted Revan.  Superman, hearing of the explosion, goes to investigate.  He’s there to kick butt and take names..

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91 Comments on "Naruto Uzumaki Vs Man of Steel Superman"

  1. Shgon Dunstan February 8, 2015 at 7:17 am -      #1

    Naruto, fairly easily.

    Also… What the hell is he wearing? :?

  2. Rookie February 8, 2015 at 7:19 am -      #2

    Superman loses. For now at least.

  3. Hermit February 8, 2015 at 7:29 am -      #3

    I haven’t seen Man of Steel, but has Superman flown to space there?

  4. Shgon Dunstan February 8, 2015 at 7:34 am -      #4

    @Hermit

    Naruto fights on the moon in The Last.

    Haven’t seen it, but heard that ninja don’t need to breath so long as they have chakra… Really wish someone who has seen the bloody thing would confirm or deny whether that’s true or not already. It’s kind of important for Vs like these. -_-

  5. Ragnorke February 8, 2015 at 8:06 am -      #5

    Well Naruto broke the moon in half didn’t he?
    MoS Supes hasn’t shown anything like that yet.

  6. Friendlysociopath February 8, 2015 at 8:12 am -      #6

    Naruto didn’t break the moon in half, his enemy did

  7. Warlock Lowk February 8, 2015 at 8:17 am -      #7

    I doubt MoS is going to get anything close to being useful until maybe the 3rd or 4th movie appearance.

  8. captain napalm February 8, 2015 at 8:49 am -      #8

    MoS Supes did fly into space and back while fighting Zod…can’t remember how long it took him. I think his strength topped out at building-level (oh, those poor citizens of Metropolis, dying by the thousands thanks to their ‘saviour’…), so if the vague peripheral things I’ve heard about Naruto are true, MoS Supes is probably losing this one.

  9. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 9:58 am -      #9

    I had a dream this match was posted a while back….and it brings a smile to my face to….for this very specific circumstance say……
    Naruto Uzumaki Curbstomps Superman! (again in this very specific instance I have no delusions about comic Superman) fuck that feels good.

    @Ragnorke
    Toneri cut the moon in half with a giant chakra energy sword that was made of Truth Seeking Balls which destroy at the atomic level. Aelfinn low ball calced the attack at roughly 43 terratons. Naruto completely no sold it (there was no visible damage to him) and at one point he punched Toneri across the moon at least as hard as Supes was punching Zod at times.

    In firepower Naruto’s attacks clashing with Sasukes (and I mean energy/chakra attacks) had shockwaves reaching as far as three countries away and most likely as far as the far edges of the Fire Country in the directions without a border.

    Speed, Naruto and Sasuke crossed the distance from the Lightning Country to the Valley of End in Fire Country in at the most a minute (that’s 2-3 and a quarter countries crossed depending on the exact path, plus the bit of distance in the lightning and fire countries to cross) So that was at least several thousand miles covered in a matter of seconds. But its hard to tell the exact time….granted Naruto has been playing in the hypersonic ballgame for quite a long time now.

    Strength well Naruto with just sage mode tossed a 7000 ton Rhino like a basketball….and now can combine that strength with Kyuubi mode which enhances his strength, and on top of that has Rikudo Sennin Mode aand on top of that can further enhance his strength with the Five Tails chakra boiling technique (so he has around 3 strength multipliers of varying degree on top of the “I tossed a kaiju” multiplier) so his upper strength bubble is quite likely around the level of characters like comic Aquaman and Namor.

    There’s also Naruto’s ability to sense negative emotions/killing intent, sense life force in two different ways, and pseudo precog too.

    Also he can turn into a giant three headed six armed nine tailed fox….which isn’t a feat so much as…well its a giant fox that can slap Superman around with no less than 15 appendages.

    By End of Series I dare say Naruto could prove to be a useful member of the Comic Justice League, no less useful than Batman or Aquaman at any rate.

    @Shgon
    Its Naruto dressed as Rikkudo Senin. A lot of people thought thats what his final form would look like.
    ————
    Also again, I know this is very specific incarnations but….fuck it I want to say it again. Naruto stomps Superman in this match! That’s never going to get old.

  10. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 10:20 am -      #10

    Well, wasnt expecting this to get posted so fast.

    I’m changing it to DCAU Supes. Meaning Animated Series/Justice League Supes.

    Speed:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=U81ZJ62PbkU


    For strength, can’t find the clip yet, but in one episode of Justice League, Batman tells Superman to stop punching the bad guy or he’ll knock the Watchtower out of orbit.

  11. pimpmage February 8, 2015 at 10:27 am -      #11

    Didn’t the movie superman fly through the center of the earth? Maybe am recalling it incorrectly.

  12. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 10:32 am -      #12

    MoS Superman never flew through the center of the Earth…moot point since the match maker just made this Superman the animated series Superman

  13. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 10:38 am -      #13

    Though I don’t really know if that changes things enough, I can’t really remember anything too great from his striking strength (his fight with Captain Marvel was only shaking Luthor’s city or whatever and that was hurting Superman) and his energy attack resistance is pretty crappy from what I remember (the Captain Marvel fight with the lightning, anytime Livewire showed up, several energy weapons throughout the series, the time in his solo series where Dr. Straight showed up and those demons kept trashing him) and it doesn’t help that Naruto’s better attacks hit at the cellular-atomic level.

  14. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 10:43 am -      #14

    Skip to 8:55, unless you wanna hear Batman sing the blues:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=qENHo5opDfc

  15. Xornell February 8, 2015 at 11:23 am -      #15

    How can BankGambling condone rape? Children come here, you sick fucks.

    Anyway, we haven’t seen an upper limit for MoS Supes. We’ve seen a weakened Superman fly through enough force to level a city, but that’s all on strength/durability. Speed on the other hand… Dude flew from the North Pole to the sahara in a few seconds. I’d say he’s faster than Naruto.

    Of course now that this is DCAU Supes… It’s even more of a rape. Another character we haven’t seen the upper limit for, but his feats are even worse and he needs to breathe in space like a casual.

    Nsl98… It’s not to late. Say Christopher Reeves Superman and all your troubles will melt away ;)

  16. Rookie February 8, 2015 at 11:29 am -      #16

    @Xornell

    “Say Christopher Reeves Superman and all your troubles will melt away ”

    I support this idea!)

  17. Ragnorke February 8, 2015 at 11:31 am -      #17

    “I think his strength topped out at building-level (oh, those poor citizens of Metropolis, dying by the thousands thanks to their ‘saviour’…)”

    I truly don’t get why this bothers so many people…
    He destroyed Metropolis, sure, but he saved the fucking PLANET.

    Did you want him to keep his power levels in check, and to ensure he didn’t hurt anyone around him?
    That would mean giving Zodd a higher chance at victory, since Zodd didn’t give a flying fuck.

  18. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 11:39 am -      #18

    Ok, idea time. Superman’s incarnations are either too weak or, in Reeve’s case, too OP for Naruto. So, Jake, what’s a balanced Naruto?


    Rag, going by your gravatar, you like Supes. What’s a balanced version for him?

    I want an equal fight, since I’ve recently had, like, 2 stomps posted?

  19. Ragnorke February 8, 2015 at 11:46 am -      #19

    One of the Animated ones.
    Or MAYBE Superman Returns. Although Animated gives us more feats to work with.

  20. Xornell February 8, 2015 at 11:47 am -      #20

    “He destroyed Metropolis, sure, but he saved the fucking PLANET.”

    He didn’t really even destroy Metropolis. It was either him being thrown through buildings or Zod destroying them for no reason. He never purposely destroyed an inhabited building. It’s because the Avengers came before it and they had the collateral of one and a half city blocks for their planetary alien invasion.

    “Ok, idea time. Superman’s incarnations are either too weak or, in Reeve’s case, too OP for Naruto.”

    Whaaaat? Little old Reeves isn’t OP :c he had his spine broken by a pony. Do it.

    “Rag, going by your gravatar, you like Supes. What’s a balanced version for him?”

    There isn’t much middle ground. Superman’s either hella OP or not at all impressive.

  21. TheSorrow February 8, 2015 at 11:54 am -      #21

    I truly don’t get why this bothers so many people…
    He destroyed Metropolis, sure, but he saved the fucking PLANET.


    It makes Superman look a tad hypocritical considering how distressed he gets for killing General Zod, when his battle with him ended up killing tens of thousands. You would think some acknowledgement of the damage done and the lives lost by him indirectly would have warranted some response. Also, why would did he think fighting in the city would be a good idea? Is too much trouble for him to take somewhere secluded?

  22. Ragnorke February 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm -      #22

    “It makes Superman look a tad hypocritical considering how distressed he gets for killing General Zod, when his battle with him ended up killing tens of thousands. ”

    Killing the last of your race & the only hope of restoring it, and killing 0.00001% of the human population aren’t the same.

    Also, it’s not like he purposely killed anyone.
    In the end of the day he still saved 7 billion humans.

    “Also, why would did he think fighting in the city would be a good idea? Is too much trouble for him to take somewhere secluded?”

    Zodd was pissed off and out for vengeance. What was Clark supposed to do?
    “Hey buddy, can we umm… take this fight somewhere else…?”
    He needed to end the fight then & there, or Zodd would have just kept killing until he was stopped.

  23. TheSorrow February 8, 2015 at 12:10 pm -      #23

    Killing the last of your race & the only hope of restoring it, and killing 0.00001% of the human population aren’t the same.

    Uh Superman made it pretty clear that he didn’t give a fuck about his race when he destroyed the ship Zod was using. I don’t think I could have made a better metaphor for an abortion.

    Also, it’s not like he purposely killed anyone.
    In the end of the day he still saved 7 billion humans.


    That’s just willfully ignoring the damage his powers can cause. The end justify the means for him in this instance, but the same sentiment can’t be held the millions who are now refugees. I have my doubts that they will be grateful for that.

    Zodd was pissed off and out for vengeance. What was Clark supposed to do?

    Seemed pretty easy for them to take it into space at one point in the fight. I don’t think it’s much of a stretch for it to stay there.

  24. Warlock Lowk February 8, 2015 at 12:54 pm -      #24

    “Seemed pretty easy for them to take it into space at one point in the fight. I don’t think it’s much of a stretch for it to stay there.”

    Thats all well and dandy till you realize the hundred of satallites/debris that can be dropped on unsuspecting people. Which Zod did.
    Supes only advatange was that he was more used to his powers. Faora and Zod where better fights and it showed consider 90% percent of damage was from them knocking supes around.
    The one thing I do fualts supes on is the silo and taking the fight to smallville. Evem then the guy was threating his mother I’m guessing he was really focused on where he waz going.

  25. TheSorrow February 8, 2015 at 1:12 pm -      #25

    Thats all well and dandy till you realize the hundred of satallites/debris that can be dropped on unsuspecting people. Which Zod did.

    I would still consider that preferable to being on the ground.

    Supes only advatange was that he was more used to his powers. Faora and Zod where better fights and it showed consider 90% percent of damage was from them knocking supes around.

    Superman’s abilities made it very clear that they could have gone half way across the globe in the time it took them to fight. Something that he had to do in the movie mind you. I can guarantee you that he would be held responsible for a lot of the damage caused.

  26. Warlock Lowk February 8, 2015 at 1:35 pm -      #26

    “Superman’s abilities made it very clear that they could have gone half way across the globe in the time it took them to fight.”

    Implying he had any control over the fights once they started. They were just as powerful but better trained. Sure he could get in a hit and punch them away but where could he knock them where they A. Wouldn’t put other people in danger. B. Not get back up and returned.
    It was difficult just getting a good hit on Faora and you expect him to bfr her? And Zod wanted to hurt people. Trying to take the fight somewhere else wasn’t going to work there because he would’ve just kept trying.

  27. TheSorrow February 8, 2015 at 1:44 pm -      #27

    Superman was the main target for both Faora and Zod. The only time Zod even directly tried to kill someone was at the very end, the rest of it was spent aiming all attacks on him. He’s reckless with how he uses his abilities, simple as that.

  28. Warlock Lowk February 8, 2015 at 2:10 pm -      #28

    “Superman was the main target for both Faora and Zod.”

    Tell that to all the dead soldiers and pilots.
    He was the main target becuase he kept their attention on him. When push came to shove either would’ve and did go after normal people.
    He is literally in a no win situation. The villains he’s fight are better fighters then him making it difficult to bfr them. Hell even if he did they had spaceships that could’ve picked them up.
    He can’t just run away hoping they’d follow, They know he’d come back. He could try taking the fight somewhere else but then he’d have to worry about the other or them knocking him back.
    Killing is literally his last resort and it devestated him just doing it once.
    ===
    “He’s reckless with how he uses his abilities, simple as that.”

    True. This was more then likely his first actually fight. But most of the damaged caused was due to the bad guys being better fighters then him rather then recklessness. He could’ve been more careful and they still probably would’ve been punching him through buildings or tearing through them trying to get to him.

  29. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 2:14 pm -      #29

    I thought the fight scene was cool and I didn’t care one bit about “property damage” and “refugees” and “more devastating than Hiroshima”.

    Plus, if MoS Supes doesn’t care about that stuff, he’s more dangerous, correct?

  30. captain napalm February 8, 2015 at 2:20 pm -      #30

    “I truly don’t get why this bothers so many people…
    He destroyed Metropolis, sure, but he saved the fucking PLANET.”

    My two cents on this whole issue is this: That time they went into space? Okay, so now Metropolis is a tiny speck below them. The only possible way they ended up BACK in Metropolis when they came back down was by deliberately *aiming* to go there (or bad writing). Angle half a degree to the left, and Superman’s in the middle of nowhere. Hell, two-thirds of the planet is covered in ocean. And Zod’s super-pissed at Supes, as noted–wherever Supes goes, he’s gonna follow. But no, back down to the heavily-populated urban area Superman goes.

  31. Ragnorke February 8, 2015 at 2:25 pm -      #31

    Tbh i think it was a perfectly acceptable outcome. If you want a fight between 2 superman tier characters WITHOUT that level of destruction… It’s just unrealistic and silly *cough cough Avengers*.

    Zodd would have preferred being left alone and killing people at his leisure if he had the choice.
    He wouldn’t go around the world chasing Clark in my opinion, if Clark tried moving the fight.
    He wanted Clark to feel the pain he felt when his race was killed.

    Therefor Clark was left with only 2 choices:
    1. Finish the fight as soon as possible.
    2. Attempt to move the fight somewhere else, which would mean forcing someone that’s better trained than him to a different location… Which is much easier said than done.

    Read any of the Superman vs Doomsday comics.
    You know what happens? Shit gets destroyed & people die.
    Heck they were causing earthquakes across the entire planet.
    Why didn’t Clark just move that fight too? Because moving someone as powerful as that against their will is difficult and can cost you the fight.

  32. Ragnorke February 8, 2015 at 2:29 pm -      #32

    “But no, back down to the heavily-populated urban area Superman goes.”

    Eh that’s just bad writing.
    I don’t think it has anything to do with Clarks character.

  33. Ragnorke February 8, 2015 at 2:36 pm -      #33

    @Nsl98
    So, wanna make this Animated Supes?
    I actually think it’ll be a very fair fight.

    As to which incarnation of Animated Superman to use… I’m not too sure yet
    Shall we go with Composite? Since i don’t think any of them are Planet Buster or massivelyFTL

  34. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 2:39 pm -      #34

    “I don’t think it has anything to do with Clarks character.”

    Until you remember he deliberately took the fight to Smallville at one point instead of…tackling in the direction of the relatively empty fields of produce

  35. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 2:42 pm -      #35

    And I’d say stick with Animated series-JLU Supes, composite animated includes stuff like gold god Superman from All-Star Superman and the tv series one should have enough feats and ability to make it a good fight rather than MoS where Naruto throws one attack and Superman goes boom.

  36. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 4:33 pm -      #36

    @Jake and Rag

    So it’s just regular Animated Series/JL Supes that could fight against current Naruto without stomping or getting stomped? If so, that’s good. I’d like this to be an even (or at least close too) fight.

    Or is there a specific arc Naruto needs to be from?

  37. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 4:47 pm -      #37

    If we’re using animated I’d still leave it peak/end game since animated Superman is so much faster in travel speed (though I think combat speed is roughly the same) physically they should be much closer too. But again my memories are vague on Supes feats…I don’t remember anything too over the top though

    Edit:missed this earlier “Zodd would have preferred being left alone and killing people at his leisure if he had the choice.”
    I remember reading something about Zodd wanting to use Kal to commit suicide by cop since he no longer had a purpose in his eyes

  38. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 4:52 pm -      #38

    @Jake
    I posted small feats in earlier posts. And I always liked Animated Supes cuz he wasn’t vastly superior to everyone else on Earth, but he could still be beaten.

  39. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 5:19 pm -      #39

    I remember the Darkseid fight (again much like the Captain Marvel fight seems roughly city level) but the speed gives him a better chance against Naruto or at least he can make Naruto work for it more.

    I’m reading around online and seems like middle of the road this Superman is roughly island-country level durability wise and I’m not really sure on strength. Punching Darkseid across Metropolis was impressive, but Naruto did punch Toneri hard enough he bounced across several miles of moon and hit a cliff face hard enough to create a crater that was I think a minimum of 4 times his height in any direction (wish I could find the video again to be more sure) and the same blow created a pretty deep crater under Naruto.

    Then there’s also Naruto utterly no selling the minimum 43 terraton moon slicing atomic level destruction chakra blade..

  40. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 5:25 pm -      #40

    That said it could be argued Naruto was holding back against Toneri (I remember seeing him use only 1 Rasenshuriken against him the whole fight, and he never used Truth Seeking Balls) granted it makes sense he would since he wanted to get Hanabi her eyes back…how much he was actually holding back or if he just decided he didn’t want to wreck that much of the moon I don’t know for sure….but again the shockwave of two Rasenshurikens clashing with Sasuke’s most powerful attack was felt three countries away and Naruto showed he can throw nine Rasenshurikens at the same time….so he can do that himself times two plus one extra rasenshurikens firepower.

  41. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 5:54 pm -      #41

    testing something
    edit: didn’t work, so www.facebook.com/video.php?v=819653678075803%7C
    if you can view that video then the punch I’m referring to is at 1:10…and I seriously underestimated how big that crater under Naruto was I think..

  42. Warlock Lowk February 8, 2015 at 6:00 pm -      #42

    “Until you remember he deliberately took the fight to Smallville at one point instead of”

    He was protecting his mother. I don’t think he was deliberatly trying to do anything except punch Zods face off. Emotional shit like that makes it hard to think straight and/or keep aware of the world around you sometimes.

  43. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 6:17 pm -      #43

    There were still plenty of other directions he could have punched towards besides the train station, that said its not really important to the topic anymore due to OP changing the incarnation.

    So…I got a ruler and tried to do a rough calc of the impact crater when Toneri hit the wall.
    Toneri is 184 centimeters (six feet according to the height calculator I found) and with the ruler measured to half an inch so .5 inch = 6 feet. The height of the crater was 2.5 inches and the width all the way across was roughly 6.25 inches
    so the height was about 5 Toneri’s or 30 feet and the width was about 12.5 Toneri’s leading to roughly 75 feet.
    But its entirely likely I completely screwed this up.

  44. Xornell February 8, 2015 at 6:18 pm -      #44

    “I can guarantee you that he would be held responsible for a lot of the damage caused.”

    Yeah, I’m sure the most powerful, invincible man on the planet would show up for that court date.

    “He wanted Clark to feel the pain he felt when his race was killed.”

    2nd. That was a huge point in the movie. Zod was there to kill people, and would’ve preferred to keep Clark alive.

    DCAU (Justice League cartoon from the 90’s) Superman had a big reveal at the end of the series. And that was that he always held back. Solid feats for him are always going to be wonky, because “he was holding back”. He’s still probably getting stomped.

    All-Star would be more fair than DCAU, but it’s a stomp the other way.

  45. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 6:20 pm -      #45

    Well I figured JLU Superman’s speed could at least maybe make it a somewhat fair fight, in that Naruto would have to work harder to make sure he hit him.

  46. Epicazeroth February 8, 2015 at 6:34 pm -      #46

    @Nsl: ” I always liked Animated Supes cuz he wasn’t vastly superior to everyone else on Earth”
    What? I know Flash and GL were faster, but I’m pretty sure it was made pretty clear on multiple occasions that the only Leaguer who even came close was J’onn.
    ===
    Wasn’t Zod pretty bent on killing like, everyone? I don’t think Supes could have done any better. Unless he decided to go for the kill immediately – like as soon as Zod got powers or before – but that would be OOC.

  47. Epicazeroth February 8, 2015 at 6:55 pm -      #47

    @Xornell: “Yeah, I’m sure the most powerful, invincible man on the planet would show up for that court date.”
    To be fair, he does seem pretty law-abiding.

    “And that was that he always held back.”
    Doesn’t he actually say it was “a rare chance” to cut loose? That would imply he’s had other times where he had to cut loose as well. Plus, his “not holding back” wasn’t hugely past anything he’d done before.
    IIRC, his “cutting loose” wasn’t even hugely past what he’d done before. It was definitely better, to be sure, but not ridiculously so.

  48. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 7:02 pm -      #48

    If all his feats in the DCAU were him “holding back”, that makes them all the more impressive since that would imply he can do even better.

  49. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 7:08 pm -      #49

    Well his final battle with Darkseid was to quote Superman directly ” feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can’t you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am.

    So I guess Supes was apparently punching Darkseid with everything he had at that point if I understand it correctly.

  50. Nsl98 February 8, 2015 at 7:17 pm -      #50

    Or it could mean he was tired of playing around and just wanted to get crap done. Notice how after he gave that monologue, he stomped Darkseid in like, five seconds.

  51. Jake_Uzumaki February 8, 2015 at 7:35 pm -      #51

    Yeah, he stomped him…just like he did whenever he wasn’t on Earth (the end of the Superman Animated series when he pounded him on Apokalips, when Darkseid was killed by that asteroid destroying bomb) when he wasn’t on that cardboard planet he pummeled Darkseid like he did in the final battle

    And tired of playing around would mean..he wasn’t holding back anymore and was swinging for the fences to stop Darkseid

  52. Epicazeroth February 8, 2015 at 11:14 pm -      #52

    @Jake: Darkseid had been powered up a lot in the finale.
    ===
    @Nsl: That’s exactly what he said.

  53. captain napalm February 9, 2015 at 6:22 am -      #53

    “Eh that’s just bad writing.
    I don’t think it has anything to do with Clarks character.”

    Oh, absolutely. I think they were *trying* to write him as a very noble and heroic person. They just had some problems in the execution of that. My problem is definitely with the writing.

  54. Jake_Uzumaki February 9, 2015 at 8:01 am -      #54

    @Epic
    true but outside of pummeling a holding back Supes and one shotting someone with Omega Beams did he ever…do anything else really impressive? My memories of most of the older Darkseid episodes are spotty at best.

  55. Nsl98 February 9, 2015 at 10:21 am -      #55

    Can’t get the vid now, but in one episode Superman punched out a comet that was sent by Darkseid to destroy the Earth.

  56. Friendlysociopath February 9, 2015 at 11:07 am -      #56

    I think they were *trying* to write him as a very noble and heroic person.

    Would this be before or after he crucifies a semi?

  57. Warlock Lowk February 9, 2015 at 1:19 pm -      #57

    “Would this be before or after he crucifies a semi?”

    Noble? Never, not in that movie. Heroic sure, he’s a nice guys that saves people.
    Supes is firmly human mental wise with a moral compass pointing somewhere way in the good guy side. But that means he’s also subject to the negative side like anger.
    Which I personally like. Everytime they make supes noble he gets a little mary sue-ish. He’s already meant to be one of the strongest and fastest guy around. He doesn’t need to be the smartest most rightest to. Not all the time.

  58. Epicazeroth February 9, 2015 at 2:39 pm -      #58

    @Jake: “outside of pummeling a holding back Supes”
    The reason Supes was usually holding back is that he didn’t want to hurt or kill people. Meaning that if he knew he had to use more force, he would do so. So that means Darkseid beat him up when he was at least holding back less, even if he was still a little bit.

    That said, offensive output and durability are two different things, so it’s not like Supes was able to hold back how much he could get hit. Darkseid beat him up either way.
    ===
    @Lowk: “He’s already meant to be one of the strongest and fastest guy around.”
    Here’s hoping they fix that for the DCCU. Flash is almost invariably faster – and GL usually is – but I really hope they don’t make him far-and-away the strongest and toughest like in literally every animated show and movie ever.

  59. Jake_Uzumaki February 9, 2015 at 4:29 pm -      #59

    @Epic
    True, still I think overall strength might be about even, plus martial arts skill should help. The crater Darkseid was pounded into by Superman’s Ax Handle seems roughly comparable to the one Naruto created by straight punching Toneri in the face

  60. Nsl98 February 9, 2015 at 5:18 pm -      #60

    0:37
    Dodging AA fire:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=1klIEDS5EHw

    ——–

    18:00
    Breaks a giant meteor in half

    pollystreaming.com/Superman-The-Animated-Series-Season-3-Episode-5-Little-Girl-Lost-Part-2-of-2_v18028

  61. Jake_Uzumaki February 9, 2015 at 6:38 pm -      #61

    watched it a couple of times, where did he break it in half? I see the heat of reentry as he tries to slow it down break half off but I don’t see him break anything

  62. Nsl98 February 9, 2015 at 7:07 pm -      #62

    Oh. Huh. Guess he didn’t rip it, I just interpreted it wrong. From my perspective, it looked like he ripped it.

  63. Jake_Uzumaki February 9, 2015 at 7:22 pm -      #63

    no it just broke off, he was struggling to slow it down then that half broke off (and ko’d Supergirl when she flying punched it)

  64. Nsl98 February 9, 2015 at 7:23 pm -      #64

    Still pretty good strength, though. Comparable to a certain 7,000 ton rhino?

  65. Epicazeroth February 9, 2015 at 8:26 pm -      #65

    Technically, that’s Supergirl who broke it in half. However, DCAU Superman is supposed to be superior to her in every way, so it’s irrelevant.

    Though that’s not really that big. It’s like a hundred feet diameter absolute max.

  66. Jake_Uzumaki February 9, 2015 at 8:36 pm -      #66

    Except Naruto tossed that Rhino like it was a basketball…where Superman was struggling to push the asteroid.
    And on the topic of asteroids the following two videos are somewhat relevant
    Rock Lee vs asteroid at :08 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAld3aFO_s

    Sasuke vs other half of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkXH1q3rFog

    keeping in mind Lee is weaker physically than an all out Naruto and Sasuke has far less raw firepower.
    And here’s the actual calc and force exerted by Naruto in that feat:
    ” Rhino throwing:
    www.narutoforums.com/blog.php?b=15530
    This assumed 25 meter height for the Rhino.
    But I’ll do my own, assuming various heights.
    First 25:
    White rhino minimum dimensions:
    height 1.8m
    width ~2.7m
    length 3.5m
    Volume = 17.01m^3
    Average male weight: 2300 kg
    density = 135.215 kg/m^3 (yes its wrong but it’s just used to scale up, the dimensions don’t account for the empty space)
    Square cube law: new volume = 17.01*(25/1.8)^3 =
    45,572.9167 m^3
    Weight = 6,162,141.927083 kg = 6,162.142 tons.
    Average rhino dimensions and high end weight:
    height 2m
    width 3m
    length 3.8m
    22.8m^3
    3600 kg
    density = 157.8947
    new volume = 44531.25m^3
    7,031,250 kg = 7,031.25 tons

    Now to throw the rhino 200/300 meters away from Naruto:
    Angle looks to be 70 degrees:
    Height thrown: 154.7781 m
    Length thown: 126.6638 m
    Basing off the anime, it took two seconds to throw the rhino.
    55.08 m/s to get to 154.7781m without air resistance = acceleration of 55.08/2= 27.54 m/s^2
    Force exerted= 169,705.39068 tons
    22.5376 m/s to travel that length.
    Force exerted = 69,439.9457696 tons
    239,145.336449 tons total


    Heigher weight force total:
    193640.625+79233.75= 272874.375 tons total ”
    ——————————————————————-
    and that was before he got the strength boost that comes with Nine Tails mode, the strength boost that comes with So6P mode, and the ability to boil his chakra to increase his strength further still…

  67. Jake_Uzumaki February 11, 2015 at 7:53 am -      #67

    So…randomly found this today (came across my Facebook) thought it was appropriate.
    scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10994156_777180809003551_7468472200046155979_n.jpg?oh=714fbaa8d9c7646d55a76b7c94f0b638&oe=555B6D8A

  68. Jake_Uzumaki February 14, 2015 at 10:43 am -      #68

    bump

    So….Naruto for the FP award?

  69. Nsl98 February 14, 2015 at 12:02 pm -      #69

    @Jake
    Yeah. Naruto doesn’t stomp DCAU Supes.

    +1

  70. AgentRival February 15, 2015 at 12:31 pm -      #70

    “Superman was the main target for both Faora and Zod.”
    _

    Actually, they only wanted the codex, if I remember correctly.

    P.S. Zod was crazy at the time. He was pissed and wanted revenge. You think Supes could fly into space and expect Zod to follow? That’s like saying “Hey buddy, I’m gonna fly into space so you can destroy Metropolis. I recommend you follow me! Hurr durr. Who cares if we might destroy the moon and a shit ton of satellites!

  71. Jake_Uzumaki February 15, 2015 at 5:06 pm -      #71

    I doubt they’d have destroyed the moon.
    And I remember reading something about Zod wanting to commit suicide by only guy capable of killing him so..just saying.

    That said no longer relevant as the OP changed the version of Superman to one that doesn’t get curbstomped hard.

  72. Jake_Uzumaki February 15, 2015 at 8:54 pm -      #72

    okay…broke down and watched a part of the entire movie.
    14:01 Naruto casually tosses a Rasenshuriken in base mode that destroys dozens of Toneri’s puppet minions…before even exploding.
    15:56 Naruto vs…a Sith Lord with a yellow lightsaber?
    19:08 Phases his hand into Hinata to remove a chakra sphere O_o He…he can fucking phase now? And get peoples memories in the process apparently.
    21:50 not relevant to a solo match but Twin Lion Rasengan is legit canon now!!!
    27:36 Naruto can now apparently separate Kurama/half of Kurama from himself at will. With no distinct loss in power
    28:47 Toneri blasts a chunk out of the moon with Silver Reincarnation Wheel…a wind based attack keep this in mind for later because Naruto will later match this same attack with Planetary Rasengan (looking for said moment at this moment) meaning Naruto has that kind of firepower himself.
    29:24 Kaiju battle on the moon! Which is relevant but also just awsome.
    Also apparently the Raikage’s laser cannon has two barrels asteroid destroyer with chakra laser….and dimensional bfr cannon which he planned to use to get rid of the moon…..the Narutoverse has the ability to make a dimensional bfr cannon that works on moon sized targets…dats just hax

  73. Jake_Uzumaki February 15, 2015 at 9:17 pm -      #73

    0:34 start of Naruto vs Toneri the final smackdown pretty sure they cross multiple kilometers of moon while flying around.
    1:42 Naruto matches Toneri’s “fuck this chunk of moon” hurricane attack aka Silver Reincarnation Wheel.
    1:58 Rasen Rampage…Naruto creates and maintains two Rasengan’s as weapons.
    2:22 Moon slice
    3:12 Uzumaki Region Barrage/Massive Rasengan Barrage (dat boom)
    3:30 from underground uppercut surprise followed by point blank Rasengan to the face
    4:10 Naruto punches through Golden Reincarnation Wheel Explosion (aka the moon slicing laser sword)
    4:25 Kyubii Punch!! He actually punches Toneri hard enough to DEVOLVE his Tenseigan to a Byakugan (specifically Hanabi’s since those are her eyes but…seriously Naruto did the equivalent of punching a Rennigan back to a Sharingan)
    5:15 not Naruto but…holy shit Hinata just ripped Hanabi’s eyes out of Toneri’s skull…beware the fucking nice ones
    5:53 Jeepers Creepers Where’d you get these Peepers O_o
    6:13 The distance the moon was split from itself
    8:08 uhm…so Toneri’s Byakubodi absorbed solar energy and overloaded on it and…Naruto…sucks it out of him? So…apparently….Naruto can absorb solar energy out of people? That..uhm..that’s a thing. That doesn’t sound healthy for Superman since apparently its something Naruto ninja can notice…uhm yeah that could be problematic for big blue.

  74. Jake_Uzumaki February 15, 2015 at 11:00 pm -      #74

    uhm to that second video add at 13:44 chakra/rasengan repulsor jet?

  75. Friendlysociopath February 15, 2015 at 11:10 pm -      #75

    Well, I’m sure they were good videos.

  76. Jake_Uzumaki February 15, 2015 at 11:17 pm -      #76

    dammit YouTube

    Edit: well here’s the Massive Rasengan Barrage through the Kyubii Punch part at least..

  77. Jake_Uzumaki February 15, 2015 at 11:29 pm -      #77

    and tomorrow when I get home I’ll bite the bullet and go through one of the whole movie in one video videos and find the same points.

  78. Jake_Uzumaki February 16, 2015 at 11:59 am -      #78

    okay went ahead and decided to get a link. Only going to focus on the most important stuff this time to save time. So here we go.
    1:13:54 Naruto’s casual puppet army killing Rasenshuriken
    1:18:53 Naruto realizes Hinata has a mind control sphere of chakra in her and phases his hand into her to remove it…because he can do that now and also reads her memories in the process.
    1:27:14 Summons Kurama, or at least half of him anyway, from within himself to combat Toneri’s gedou statue.
    1:28:18 Silver Reincarnation Wheel by Toneri destroys big ass chunk of Moon.
    1:30:50 Naruto vs Toneri Final Round begins.
    1:31:35 Planetary Rasengan=Silver Reincarnation Wheel
    1:31:52 Rasengan Rampage dual wield Rasengans
    1:32:04 Naruto no sells the giant slice the moon in half energy sword known as the Golden Reincarnation Wheel Explosion.
    1:33:04 Naruto Uzumaki Region Barrage/Massive Rasengan Barrage
    1:33:24 underground uppercut Rasengan to the face combo
    1:33:52 Naruto punches through the moon cutting chakra laser sword and delivers an epic Kyubii Punch strong enough to devolve Toneri’s Tenseigan back into Hanabi’s Byakugan (the equivalent of punching a Rinnegan back into a Sharingan) for a better view of the feat though look at post 76
    1:35:09 good view of Toneri’s impact crater as Hinata rips his eyes out.
    1:37:38 is where in the subbed video Shikamaru said that Toneri absorbed “the suns energy” and exceeded his chakra limits but unfortunately this video isn’t the subbed version of the film -_-
    1:43:36 chakra/rasengan repulsor jet.

  79. Jake_Uzumaki February 16, 2015 at 12:10 pm -      #79

    www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Z28xthVM3PQ#t=370
    Okay this one is somewhat better for a couple of things
    at 6:10 the size of the space between the halves of the moon.(Naruto is 1.8 meters tall and you can see the distance is a good bit wider than he is tall
    7:45 Shikamaru saying Toneri “absorbed the suns energy” afterwhich Naruto apparently drains the energy from Toneri

  80. Friendlysociopath February 18, 2015 at 2:56 pm -      #80

    So, was it DCAU Superman we agreed to use?
    Because I accidentally found this on Youtube when I went to check on some channels I follow, this was recommended since I keep getting DC and Marvel videos from here.


    Description says it was DCAU.

  81. Nsl98 February 18, 2015 at 3:58 pm -      #81

    @Friendly

    That means DCAU as in “Animated Movies Universe”. The DCAU we were discussing was cartoon tv show Supes.

  82. Jake_Uzumaki February 18, 2015 at 4:29 pm -      #82

    yeah as far as I know most or all the movies take place in isolated universes.

  83. Jake_Uzumaki February 18, 2015 at 11:27 pm -      #83

    So…I decided to use the moment from the video in post 79 to see if I could get a more accurate measure of how much Naruto tanked using Aelfinn’s calc…I really hope I did this right.

    So in the scene we see Naruto standing next to the edge of the divide in moon halves. Naruto stands at 180 centimeters and I measured him in the video to 2.2 centimeters. the divide measured out to 8.9
    180/x = 2.2/8.9
    180*9=1620
    1620/2.2=736.36 centimeters=7.4 meters
    so Toneri carved a 7.4 meter gap between the moon halves…if my math is right.

    original formula: 1/2(6.346*10^16)(2380)^2
    new formula with what I believe the gap to be if I’m right: 1/2(6.346*10^16)(2380)^7.4

    1/2(6.346*10^16)(2380)^2 = 3.077085433E41 Joules
    which uhm…which due to the sites I was using I had to translate to 3.07708543300E29 Terajoules in order to get an accurate number.

    3.07708543300E29 Terajoules = 7.35441069073E19 Teratons.

    uhm…in case anyone doesn’t know what that expands out to thats uhm….73544106907300000000 Teratons…….

    Uhm if anyone who is better at Math than me would care to look at this it would be extremely highly appreciated….I mean…would a couple of meters really skyrocket it like that? I mean I know we’re dealing with big numbers but….holy fuck….

  84. Jake_Uzumaki February 18, 2015 at 11:34 pm -      #84

    err…that would also be 7.5E16 Petatons I think…uhm…yeah I think I fucked up somewhere.

  85. Aelfinn February 19, 2015 at 12:14 am -      #85

    Yep, you messed up. You changed the exponent from 2 to 7.4. The “2” is just part of the kinetic energy equation that’s just there. The “7.4” should increase the mass (the 6.346*10^16 number) by a factor of 3.7, as that’s how much more mass is ejected than I calculated. Figuring it all out….

    6.65*10^23 Joules

    Or 159 Teratons.

  86. Jake_Uzumaki February 19, 2015 at 12:23 am -      #86

    oh my bad I thought it was the 2 meters.

  87. Jake_Uzumaki February 19, 2015 at 5:10 pm -      #87

    So Naruto can no sell a 159 Teraton chakra laser sword and punch with a force of 5.36 Megatons….does…does that turn this into a stomp?

  88. Nsl98 February 19, 2015 at 5:37 pm -      #88

    Yes. Who’s on his level? I’m thinking Iron Man next…

  89. Warlock Lowk February 19, 2015 at 6:02 pm -      #89

    I’m thinking maybe Tetsuo. The kid from Akira. I heard he punched a hole in the moon.

  90. Sardine GOD February 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm -      #90

    “So Naruto can no sell a 159 Teraton chakra laser sword and punch with a force of 5.36 Megatons….”

    Christ on toast. That is insane.

  91. Jake_Uzumaki February 19, 2015 at 6:25 pm -      #91

    Yeah Naruto jumped up to the major leagues I think its safe to say….to think there was a time I considered putting him against Aquaman….

    Tetsuo could work.

    How powerful was Yamcha end of series? Did he ever actually improve past where he was in the Saiyan Saga?

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