Master Chief vs Darth Nihilus

Published on November 21, 2008, by admin - Posted in MC vs 44

Well, as much as I would like to see the Chief emerge the victor of this battle, I’m having a hard time seeing how it would be possible.

Throw in luck and even Cortana, I still don’t see how the Spartan can overcome these odds.

What say you?

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44 Comments on "Master Chief vs Darth Nihilus"

swifterdeath November 21, 2008 at 11:45 am - #1

wouldent this be like Master chief vs. darth vader x100?
TL November 21, 2008 at 12:20 pm - #2

I think this is an impossible match even for Master Chief… seeing as how Darth Nihilus can cause death by simply speaking.
Matapiojo November 21, 2008 at 12:44 pm - #3

My thoughts exactly.

Nothing to see here, move along.
Baron Somebody November 21, 2008 at 9:58 pm - #4

mc is pwned and to all who say that he could quickly throw a plasma grenade you are dumbasses
Onesidedfight November 23, 2008 at 11:17 pm - #5

this guy could take on everything mc has been defeated by and won agianst plus everything that beat the things mc lost to with a hand behind his back while cooking bacoon with his shrit off. If we don’t count chuck norris of course.
Baron Somebody November 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm - #6

psshhh Darth Nihilus would kill Chuck Norris
Matapiojo November 26, 2008 at 7:53 am - #7

“psshhh Darth Nihilus would kill Chuck Norris”

Careful…careful…
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 3:22 pm - #8

ok heres the nihilus chuck scenario

chuck: heres my two fists law and order

darth nihilius: *whispering* die…

chuck: *dead*
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 3:23 pm - #9

dude anyone can beat chuck norris he’s not that great
admin November 26, 2008 at 3:40 pm - #10

@Baron Somebody “darth nihilius: *whispering* die…chuck: *dead*”

that was hilarious.
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 3:55 pm - #11

seriously whats so great about a 60 year old man who starred in one of the worst tv series in history i bet i could beat him with a toy lightsaber (and no im not some weak nerd i do parkour and i can scale 10 foot walls with ease)
Matapiojo November 26, 2008 at 3:59 pm - #12

Thats it, youre done for. By uttering those words, you bone marrow will turn to sulfuric acid. Nice knowing ya.
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 4:02 pm - #13

and no not even the lightup kind
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 4:06 pm - #14

pssshhhh ya right *beep* who is it? “CHUCK NORRIS” oh sh!t *random parkour chase that suddenly involves lightsabers* “i am your father” “shut the hell up go back to texas” decapitation chuck=dead
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 4:07 pm - #15

why not get bruce lee to pwn him again
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 4:25 pm - #16

here’s the list of people who would totally pwn chuck norris

darth vader
sir daniel fortesque
darth nihilus
general grievous
kharn the betrayer
jim morrison
serj tankian
glitch
crypto 137
darht maul
boba fett
starkiller
jango fett
yoda
mace windu
yoshimitzu
nightmare

i bet even xena could beat him…and she sucks
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 4:26 pm - #17

i could go on and on…dude even someone minor like a halo grunt could beat him
marche November 26, 2008 at 4:53 pm - #18

its just an internet meme.
but hey,go to google.com and type in find chuck norris,then click im feeling lucky.if u didnt already noe that.
Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 7:11 pm - #19

lol ive been there before but i didnt know thats how you get there
Baron Somebody November 28, 2008 at 5:41 pm - #20

@Matapiojo

If these two can get away, I could with no problem

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1wNxr9Sqg
Baron Somebody November 28, 2008 at 5:46 pm - #21

hey admin when you said that what i said was hilarious what did you mean…like hilarious as it would never happen or hilarious as you pictured it
admin November 28, 2008 at 6:23 pm - #22

@Baron Somebody – It was the picture in my mind –
Baron Somebody November 28, 2008 at 6:24 pm - #23

Lol I could see Chuck with like some bg rocket launcher than Darth Nihilus talks and Chuck’s head explodes
masterchiefwins December 25, 2008 at 10:24 am - #24

Master Chief won’t stand a chance against DN I mean seriously with a mere whisper MC drops dead!
masterchiefwins December 25, 2008 at 9:57 pm - #25

Hey Admin, how about Jinpachi Mishima (Demon Form) (Tekken 5 and Tekken 5: Dark Ressurection) VS. Night Terror (Soul Calibur 3)?
nejihyuga13 January 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm - #26

baron somebody that was funny chuck norris is pathetic but you left of some people that could kill him everybody from starwars and halo and thor and kratos
CHUCK NORRIS SUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
asiefik January 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm - #27

what about darth revan vs. master chief
JoshMcFace February 8, 2009 at 8:42 am - #28

lmao serj tankian…
The Chosen One February 13, 2009 at 9:51 pm - #29

Nihilus would kill Master Chief effortlessly
Rob (Expertimp) March 10, 2009 at 8:36 pm - #30

hmm..I am having to go with Nihilus in this battle

Winner: Nihilus
Baron Somebody May 17, 2009 at 8:01 am - #31

I think Nihilus gets the award, because if Darth Vader gets the award then he should have no problem
Pondering Fool June 21, 2009 at 8:33 am - #32

Devouror of worlds (sucks the living force out of them) vs Super-Solder….

going to go with MC (just kidding, had a MC-fanboyism attack…very annoying….)

DN would completely destroy MC…..such a sad fate for John-117…..

– pondering fool
death June 29, 2009 at 1:27 pm - #33

baron is a lot of talk. hes letting that bulldog mouth overload that puppy dog ass
w2drs21 August 30, 2009 at 12:19 am - #34

I though grievous vs mc was bloody for mc but mc vs darth nihilus. master chief won’t even know what hit him. Darth Nihilus was one of the most powerful force weilder in the history of sw. he could kill all life on a planet with his mind. he would have no need on feeding on master chiefs power to beat him.
Blood Dancer November 28, 2010 at 7:32 am - #35

Nihilus stomps……

My comment is too short
Ripa Ragnaramee October 3, 2011 at 8:03 am - #36

Bullshit guys!!!!!!!

Master chief wins hands down…….the Miss Congeniality award!!!! Wooooooo
Hermit October 3, 2011 at 8:15 am - #37

WHAT WR U TINKING MC WINS WITH DA HALOS!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Just because I see no trolls.
StealthRanger February 24, 2012 at 6:00 pm - #38

“Bullshit guys!!!!!!!
Master chief wins hands down…….the Miss Congeniality award!!!! Wooooooo”
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I lol’d
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Darth Nihilus in such an ungodly curbstomp
ZomBlasphemy! February 24, 2012 at 6:02 pm - #39

Master Chief for the FP Award!
StealthRanger February 24, 2012 at 6:04 pm - #40

“Master Chief for the FP Award!”
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Commander Cross February 24, 2012 at 6:06 pm - #41

Chief for the BankGambling award. 2+
Lightning February 24, 2012 at 6:08 pm - #42

MC for award. +3
Dumbass June 4, 2012 at 12:47 am - #43

Chief get’s a BankGambling award for not knowing what hit him because he is dead 😐
Rookie July 9, 2015 at 5:31 pm - #44

Nihilus should win I think.