Published on October 9, 2014, by admin - Posted in Tag Teams 42
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Stan and Wendy (South Park) face off against Eddy and Double D (Ed,Edd,n Eddy)
Location: an empty parking lot.
Everyone is given a single light saber.
Winner by death.
I don’t like either of these shows.. but the awkward look stan is giving the obvious shipping going on in the other image is hilarious.
Not the images I would’be picked but I will admit its pretty funny. Anyway people, point of this fight is that I’m pitting people who are actually decent fighters against people who aren’t very skilled but have cartoon physics on their side. Anyway, who wins?
Double D is too weak to do anything. He can and will make something to curb stomp the other team when given time, but as far as the location is concerned. It’s not going to be a tough fight.
Eddy is too arrogant.
I have no idea who team 1 is.
Also, really awkward picture.
@Hermit I do see your point so let’s make this more interesting: Team Ed get’s Ed for backup and Team South Park gets Kenny for backup. Fight now takes place in Silent Hill and only 1 team is allowed to leave so long as they beat the other team. Monsters (including Pyramid Head) are wandering the streets.
Rules: Both teams must find the exit portal that is in the school. Neither team knows this but there are clues that hint the school has some kind of answers. Which team figures it out first and survives long enough to get there?
Everybody in the Edd universe has shown 4th wall breaks or superhuman strength at least a few times in the shows history. A bit of toonforce is on the side of the edd brothers.
I literally love both of these shows. If you added Johnny Bravo, that woulda been my best 3 cartoons in one match
If team South Park gets Kenny, he literally cannot die.
If team 2 gets Ed, he pretty much has Captain Merica level super strength & speed. But has the brain of a one year old.
@Ragnorke for the sake of the Battle, if Kenny dies once, he’s out (wouldn’t his death result in self BFR anyway?)
Well, it canonically takes him a full night to respawn.
I believe some South Park episodes show some superhuman feats…
Although Ed is vastly above an average human, I don’t think it matters too much considering… Lightsabers.
Definitely comes down to reaction time. And skills with a sword/stick weapon would be useful i guess.
Edd isn’t a good fighter, but he’s got great resilience.
Video Sample: In the first scene he gets a small house dropped on him. At 2:14 he survives a huge electrical shock that destroys a house.
Eddy sends Ed flying across a room at 5:53, so we know he can hit.
Oh yes, I forgot about lightsabers.
Erm isn’t a Edd a boy?
Is the Stick of Truth canon cause Stan has quite some skills with a sword
@God of Godzilla
SoT is canon.
Thanks for bringing it up actually, there’s quite a few good feats there.
@God of Godzilla I’m not sure if Stick of Truth is canon or not. The Black Friday Trilogy hints that it is but one thing that makes me skeptical is that the actual canon of South Park says Chef is still alive as a (pedophile) cybor but in Stick of Truth he comes back from the dead as a zombie so…I don’t know
I struggle to imagine a reality where team 2’s incompetence doesn’t automatically cause failure. Even against the stubby unwieldy bodies of the South Park kids.
Not the most Badass Image I’d have gun for with the Eds, myself*, but then again I was gonna consider some other fight in mind with The Eds, so meh on that image.
Still for what it’s worth, Ed Single-D can fly, the Eds are Reality-Warpers in general, and the Power Levels are So High on both sides that Ed and Kenny can fight 2 Pyramid Heads and it’ll never be bogus or boring.
If it’s definitely possible to Award Locations or un-specified factions, Silent Hill takes the Cheesecake in Awards and Wins this match all by itself.
Anyway, Eddy is the Fastest of the Eds, Double-D’s the Smartest, and Ed Single-D’s second-fastest but definitely the Mightiest of them all.
1.) (It’s just ‘there’, more or less.
If I ever bring an image like that with two females going in that kind of image or ‘better’/’worse’, feel free to drop the same kind of comments regardless of gender or orientations, for the most part I won’t be blaming you for it.)
I will check out a few edd episodes when I get home. I am pretty sure they have toonforce level resistances like being pounded into the ground leaving body shapped holes, falling from heights, being thrown through walls, being on the receiving end of ed’s rediculous strength, etc.
Probably the Eds. Double D has experience with doing all sorts of crazy science shit to cause a desired outcome. He’d probably find a way to drop the light poles on top of Stan and Wendy. Or they’d just kill them normally. Stan and Wendy are in the 4th grade, after all. The Eds are at least in middle school, maybe high school.
The reason the toonforce & Eds superhuman strength doesn’t matter at all is… LIGHTSABERS
We’ve never seen the Eds survive anything like that, so they die in a single hit. Super strength or not.
South Park on the other hand, has more experience with Aliens and balls to the walls crazy bullshit.
“Double D has experience with doing all sorts of crazy science shit to cause a desired outcome”
It’s an empty parking lot. DD can’t do shit.
“Double D has experience with doing all sorts of crazy science shit to cause a desired outcome”
A 4th grader with a lightsaber can kill a middle-schooler just fine.
South Park characters are more intelligent than 90% of the human race.
Cartman rigs the presidential election for fucks sake.
Cartman also convinces the entire planet that there’s a Zombie outbreak, takes control of a commercial plane, and starts a global campaign against Black people.
“The Eds are at least in middle school, maybe high school.”
Definitely not high-school…
Do they HAVE lightsabers? What counts as standard equipment here?
The only thing I can think of would be edd’s magnifying glass.
Herp, didn’t read properly. Well if everyone has a lightsaber, I think team 2’s older age would give them the age in amateur plasma swordplay.
Team 1 has A LOT more experience in sword play. Like a lot more.
They’ve fought giant nazi monsters & aliens.
“Team 1 has A LOT more experience in sword play. Like a lot more.”
Yeah, but how much of that was in their imagination? And is Stick of Truth still current incarnation? I mean, I could imagine they’d be able to get whatever powers they had in that game for some raisin, but it’s not like they walk around in SoT incarnations all the time. Just like how Butters doesn’t fly around as Mint-Berry Crunch man or whatever.
Also… 1 + 1 = Ed
Sure, it’s Spanish, but you know YouTube. At 5:50 Eddy eats the Sun and turns it into the moon. At 6:10 Eddy also removes Jimmy’s outline. At 6:35 Ed cuts a hole in reality and then pushes that hole away from him. It only gets weirder from there. If you watch the whole thing you’ll notice that they break reality. Ed, Edd, and Eddy – confirmed universe-busters. If I remember correctly they could do this because they learned some math.
I have a feeling that the purpose of this match is to show that… picture.
“Yeah, but how much of that was in their imagination?”
Nothing but imagination land is imagination in South Park.
Their verse is really just that fucked up.
When something’s imagination, they clearly specify it.
Like when the Coon & friends “pretend” to be superheroes.
“Just like how Butters doesn’t fly around as Mint-Berry Crunch man or whatever.”
Mint-Berry Crunch is actually canon. Butters doesn’t always fly around like that, because he doesn’t want to i suppose, not because he can’t.
He literally saves the world from Cthulu.
Eddy has The Ray of Riches from Robbin’ Ed if it means anything, I always wanted to mention it.
From about (7:02) in the following vid.
If IDW Comics are allowed on Side B, The Eds have done the following on Youtube, at (12:48-15:08) and that’s only the beginning of their level-ups in Badass.
I didn’t even get around to talking about Sheldon, either.
The main reason Side B can’t just toss a Truck or a nearby building at Side A is because no such thing’s immediately in sight, here.
I agree with Aelfinn, 1 + 1 = Ed means that Team 2 has reality altering powers.
That also wasn’t a one time deal. There was another episode where Ed made a copy of himself and built an elevator to the moon using common everyday objects.
Mint Berry Crunch wasn’t Butters, Butters is Professor Chaos.
Holy shit… How did i… Jesus christ xD
“Nothing but imagination land is imagination in South Park.”
There are times where the kids’ imagination is shown on screen as an exaggeration of the real events. Such as Let’s Fighting Love:www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPAXOn0vu8
EDIT: Put up the wrong youtube video. Fixed it.
Even if one side beats the other, I highly doubt they’d be able to get out of Silent Hill alive. I’d give it to the Eds, but that’s probably because I despise South Park and love EEnE.
@Blazing Waffles The lightsaber fight is round 1.
Escaping Silent Hill is round 2 (Fighting each other isn’t necessary). Personally, I think both teams (Wendy and Double D especially) are smart enough to solve the clues to figure out that the school is where the exit portal is; First team to make it out first wins.
Also, I would like to point out Ed is strong enough to pick up a house and durable enough to survive re-entry, But I think a lightsaber might be able to kill him.
@Cole at #32
Are the things I’ve noted from IDW Comics allowed for The Eds, including the Crossover Comic that’s Canon to Cartoon Network?
It’ll make a Hell of a Difference for a fight like this, I think either round could go either way, but if neither side escapes, Victory Goes to Silent Hill anyway in more than just Awards for Fight Locations.
Also as noted before, Side A has to hit Ed Single-D with a Lightsaber first, you can’t kill what you can’t hit and all that jizzy jazz!
Also, Eddy’s strong enough to dish out damage where it counts, though he’s far from the heaviest hitter either, not to mention The Ray of Riches Power Eddy has.
@Commander Cross Yes both the idw comic and Stick of Truth feats count.
Also why does everyone keep thinking that the Eds and Stan,Wendy,and Kenny will fail in Silent Hill? They could easily outrun any of the monsters they encounter and I don’t think any of them are f*cked up in the head enough for the town to do any serious mind-f*cking.
Also let me specify one thing: It doesn’t matter if some of the people from either team die in round 2; as long as at least one of them makes it to the portal (which is in the cafeteria), it counts as a victory for their respective team.
“Also let me specify one thing: It doesn’t matter if some of the people from either team die in round 2; as long as at least one of them makes it to the portal (which is in the cafeteria), it counts as a victory for their respective team.”
Double D tells Ed that there’s Chunky Puffs/Jawbreakers at the school and he will plow through everything.
so I’m assuming the ed’s are winning?
Since it is possible to block a light saber with another, either ed could grab stan or wendy’s outlines and turn them into liquid. The power of toonforce at its finest.
“Team Ed get’s Ed for backup and Team South Park gets Kenny for backup. Fight now takes place in Silent Hill and only 1 team is allowed to leave so long as they beat the other team. Monsters (including Pyramid Head) are wandering the streets.
Rules: Both teams must find the exit portal that is in the school. Neither team knows this but there are clues that hint the school has some kind of answers. Which team figures it out first and survives long enough to get there?”
Okay, so in this situation Eds’ probably win. Ed has ridiculous strength: he ripped a house out of the ground with little to no effort (You don’t actually see him do it in the show, but it’s implied). And isn’t Double D literally a genius?
@Ryush Ed was also strong enough to carry to carry and walk around with said house and he even hit Eddy with it. Another thing I remember is that one of Ed’s toys tore right through Eddy’s gut and out his back and he didn’t die, seconds later he got back up and chewed Ed out about it. And yes, Double D is what I think most people would consider a genius. He builds functioning devices out of everyday objects such as a working satellite out of card board boxes and lawnmower parts.
But anyway the point of Round 2 is not fighting each other, but to see who can make it out of Silent Hill first.
“Ed was also strong enough to carry to carry and walk around with said house and he even hit Eddy with it. Another thing I remember is that one of Ed’s toys tore right through Eddy’s gut and out his back and he didn’t die, seconds later he got back up and chewed Ed out about it. And yes, Double D is what I think most people would consider a genius. He builds functioning devices out of everyday objects such as a working satellite out of card board boxes and lawnmower parts.
But anyway the point of Round 2 is not fighting each other, but to see who can make it out of Silent Hill first.”
I wasn’t saying what I said because of taking out the other team, mostly just because the Eds’ have the muscle and brains in this situation. They really have such a better chance, I really don’t see how a character that literally never stays dead will help. Since it seems to take so long for him to come back (next episode typically), it’s not much help.
Only real problem I can see is Ed freaking out and not wanting to fight the monsters like he talks about in his comic books. And Double D would be scared out of his wits, so he could help in navigating where to go since he could most likely figure out where the portal might end up being. Same story for Ed (as previously mentioned)but, since he literally knows every horror story he might be more help here. Really depends if he’s afraid of them or not.
@Ryushi I don’t think Ed’s gonna get scared of the monsters in the Town because in the Halloween Special, Ed literary thought he was fighting (debatably more dangerous) monster. Double D however I do see shaking in his boots just from the darkness in Silent Hill, but with a light saber (a weapon that requires no skill or strength to wield) I think he and Eddy will do just fine, and with Eddy’s ray of riches attack, the Eds have a way of fighting at distance.
Also I didn’t pick Kenny for back up because he’s immortal, I picked him because out of all the kids at South Park, he is debatably the greatest fighter (see Chef’s Return and The Poor Kid)
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