Suggested by PositiveAnion
For this match, we have Gipsy Danger from Pacific Rim going up against an Imperial Warlord Titan (Warhammer 40K)
The warlord has two titan power fists and two dual turbo lasers.
Gipsy Danger is, well, Gipsy Danger.
Let them fight!
Setting: Tokyo. Because why not destroy it another time?
Note- Yes I know that Pacific Rim was in Hong Kong, but traditionally giant monsters and robots come from and blow up Japan.
Who would win?
Great, you’re tempting me to write shit now.
Shit, I bet I could do better than both of ya.
Unless you were writing Witch Ladies Piloting Giant Robots with some Magi-technology variant or another, Its doubtful you can do this outside your sleep.
Well you heard him. Get on those witch ladies, Sauro.
Only if the Witch Ladies have three arms.
Do you mean on their bodies or that of whatever Giant Robots they be piloting?*
Do specify by all means, because I’d hope some of them can grow 4 arms with a spell if they care for anatomy placement being careful and whatnot.
1.) (Or at least some of the Giant Robots, more Giant Robot variety never huts.)
“Well you heard him. Get on those witch ladies, Sauro.”
–
I misread that so badly..
I typed it wrong, but didn’t edit it so yeah.
Witch Ladies piloting Magi-Technologically Advanced Giant Robots, you call the variant of Magi-Tech and make it happen at the same time.
“I misread that so badly..”
Sauro you sly dog.
–
But seriously. Three arms or go home.
–
Woah Cross, woah. 4 arms is going a bit far.
@TAD at #210
Specify on the Giant Robots or on some of the pilots, first, as far as having 3-or-more-arms are concerned.
___
I dunno, 4-6 Arms could be interesting and symbolic, did we not hear of Hinduism/Buudhism’s Divine Entities having 6-armed people included after all?
Then again, their Divine Entities outnumber everyone for the lolz, and if they wanted to do that, they’d probably gather as armed mobs and just go and club us to death or something no matter what we do.
Besides, I always wanted to read about Witch Ladies piloting Giant Robots, because its cool.
what are we even doing now?
“Magi-Tech”
–
Isn’t magi-tech just technology which tries to pass itself off as replicating magic?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
—
Magi-Tech is “we want to be medieval but we want guns and robots, but magic already does something else, so WE MELDED SORCERY AND SCIENCE”
-John Johnman, “Magitechnology and the Science behind Sciencorcery”
They are using a dead thread to chat in, it happens every now and then. I don’t know if this match is really over or not.
@The Amazing Dualgunner at #214
Correctomundo, Let it rain Chilly Root Beer where you live at.
For more examples, see Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey or Shin Megami Tensei 4/IV if anyone else wants in on more.
Or look at MechQuest with the RuneHawks group for closer examples.
Also solves problems that neither ‘Pure’ Technology nor ‘Pure’ Magic can hope to help anyone solve by themselves as well. ^.^
___
Anyway, does Gypsy Danger appear in the upcoming Pacific Rim series that was mentioned?
Well, no one has access to the required source material to determine relevant factors so it’s basically dead.
–
We’ll never know if Gipsy can tank the turbo-lasers or if her plasma weapons can punch through the Warlord’s shields with out more quotes so.. we’re ker-fucked.
EDIT:
–
As the two monsters clash, the Gipsy fires it’s plasma cannon, and the turbo lasers strikes out. as they hit each other’s def-
–
ERROR
FEATS NOT DETECTED
ABORTING THREAD
The size and feats for a Warlord are all over the spectrum, and many writers clearly have no clue what they are writing. (especially since they used it as a common unit, when it’s not. Warhounds and Reavers). Either way, Warlords have a score of defensive turrets that are used against lesser veichles and infantry (but suprisingly, I have yet to see all those turrets modeled). To quote:
“The primary role of a Warlord is as front-line combatant where the fighting is heaviest. Its primary line of defense are six Void Shield generators which intercept enemy fire before it even hits the war engine.[8] So powerful are these shields that a Warlord can withstand continuous bombardment from over five dozen armored vehicle and artillery platforms with no loss of shield strength.[2e] Beneath the shields are meters of adamantium armoured plating, which themselves can ward off a regiment’s worth of firepower with but minor scarring.[10a] The weaponry the Warlord mounts is similarly stupendous, with four primary Titan-grade systems and numerous secondary armaments for fighting in built-up areas.[8] So powerful are these weapons that Warlords can level entire cities with them.[10b] A Warlord can easily destroy a Warhound Scout Titan in a matter of seconds,[3h] and will handily defeat a Reaver Battle Titan in a one-on-one duel.[2i] Warlord Battle Titans do have one weakness in that their plasma reactor is located in the abdominal cavity, making it susceptible to heavy weapons fire if the armour is breached. For this reason many Warlords are geared towards long-range fire support.[8]
The Warlord Titan is equipped with powerful heavy-duty auspex equipment meant to allow it to locate targets within the most hellish and inhospitable conditions.[7b] Everything from radar scanners and echo-locators to spectrographic sensors and electromagnetic detectors are used to paint an accurate picture of the surrounding terrain and the location of enemy forces.[10a] A Warlord can get an accurate target lock based on heat signatures, seismic activity, motor noise, communication signals, even falling masonry knocked over by foes attempting to flee the war-god’s wrath.[2f] A Warlord’s aural phones are sensitive enough to locate the distinct “wailing” made by void shields operating in a high-static environment while in the middle of a sandstorm.[2j] ”
Also:
“The Nightgaunt Class Titan is a variant of the standard Warlord pattern designed mainly to hunt down enemy Titans and destroy them in close combat. Nightgaunts are faster then other Warlord patterns, always equipped with one or two Titan Close Combat Weapons or lighter, short-ranged firepower.[6x]”
I don’t know who Gipsy Danger is…but yeah…Gipsy Danger wins. High Difficulty
No one can win this one
“The Nightgaunt Class Titan is a variant of the standard Warlord pattern designed mainly to hunt down enemy Titans and destroy them in close combat. Nightgaunts are faster then other Warlord patterns, always equipped with one or two Titan Close Combat Weapons or lighter, short-ranged firepower.[6x]“
–
And fans of the Imperium wonder why the rest of us laugh at their dumbassery. The sad part is I bet this terrible tactic actually works.
Coz Warlord Class Titans are so wanked Pikachu could kill it by short-circuitting the fuse.
Warhammer 40k wank is ridiculous.
“Coz Warlord Class Titans are so wanked Pikachu could kill it by short-circuitting the fuse.
Warhammer 40k wank is ridiculous.”
–
Source? BTW one would have to have a direct attack to the fuse, and Pikachu is one hell of a player. Do not ever use him as a “X is so y that Pikachu could beat him/her/it.”
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPv2-tDNM07uOuy5z0neuxs0A75S0-ad3mjhPlr1oggAceukAMjQ
if you look at the door that’s about 2.5 metres tall. think about that.
Ignore creyzi4j
He just goes to WH40K threads to post more-or-less the exact same thing.
–
Is Pikachu on BankGambling? I feel like he/she/it would be a potent opponent.
Hey jonty, that pixel scaling makes me wonder what the size would come out to of the whole titan was measured. Did you make that yourself?
creyzi4j is worse here than he is on spaceba-that website. And that’s saying a lot.