Marvel Vs DC Comics: Olympic Challenge

Marvel Vs DC Comics: Olympic Challenge

Suggested by Jeff Kay

For example: Batman gets the Bat-Gold medal for brooding.

Who wins the 500 meter?
Power lifting?
Rhythmic Gymnastics?

High Jump: Superman Vs Hulk.

Superman for the Gold. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound. But Hulk beats him by inches, then disqualifies himself for unsportsmanlike conduct when he rampages through the stands.

Any swimming event: Aquaman Vs Silver Surfer

Aquaman is adept in the water, but anyone knows surfers are great swimmers, too. And this one travels galactic distances in very short times. Gold to Surfer.

Javelin Throw: Wonder Woman Vs Professor X.

Wonder Woman spent her childhood doing just this sort of thing. But the Professor goes home with the medal. They can’t prove he used his mental powers, but there’s talk of putting an asterisk next to his record.

Greco-Roman Wrestling: Batman Vs Captain America

The captain is genetically enhanced for strength and speed, but Batman has mad martial arts skills, he’s a genius, and they let him keep his belt. Sleeper hold + Sleeper gas and Batman gets to stand on the top tier.

The Decathalon: The Flash Vs ????

Sadly, everyone dropped out as soon as the Flash signed up, who promptly finished the course in .5 seconds.

Male Gymnastics: Nightwing Vs Spiderman

Nightwing grew up in the circus. Spiderman can crawl on walls and swings from skyscrapers. Close call, but I gotta give this one to Spidey. He doesn’t need that sissy powder stuff to keep his grip, plus Nightwing’s performance suffers from his daddy issues with Batman watching from the stands.

Boxing: Cyborg Vs Iron Man

The match is extremely close until near the end, when Cyborg seems to run out of juice and just freezes up. Iron Man has the national anthem played for him. But the newspapers reported later that Magneto was seen in the audience with an I Heart Tony Stark t-shirt on.

Basketball: Avengers Vs The Justice League

The Justice league is just killing the Avengers, that is until the buds Darkseid and Thanos sit down to enjoy the game. Chaos ensues as the heroes proceed to destroy the entire Olympic complex and the city of London over their displeasure. Both teams cited, and the X-Men walk away with the gold on a forfeit.

What other games and events would make this interesting?

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140 Comments on "Marvel Vs DC Comics: Olympic Challenge"

  1. Commander Cross September 4, 2014 at 6:59 am -      #1

    For once, a rarely unique kind of match-up that I can get behind.

    I say it takes a while, but a 10/10 for Originality from me’s always reasonable. ^_^

    Nobody went to cover any Archery Contests or anything else that signifies Sharp-Shooting!?

    Sons and Daughters, Am I disappoint or am I DISAPPOINT!?

    Hawkeye and Green Arrow would especially fit right in there, along with anyone else we could name.

  2. OberHerr September 4, 2014 at 7:23 am -      #2

    Yeah, Hawkeye vs. Green Arrow for archery is one that comes to mind. Though I feel like they would just keep splitting eachothers arrows.

    Add in Deadshot and Bulleyes for shooting.

    Plus Thor vs. Supes for wrestling. Batman keeping his belt is just lame.

  3. Parry Boy September 4, 2014 at 7:38 am -      #3

    Okay, time to give my opinion (which isn’t allowed on the internet) on these matches.
    High Jump: Superman Vs Hulk.

    Well, Superman can fly. Gold for Steel.

    Any swimming event: Aquaman Vs Silver Surfer

    I personally think that surf boards can go faster than swimming. Ironically said, Surfer wins with little effort.

    Javelin Throw: Wonder Woman Vs Professor X.

    Wat
    Xavier can’t even walk.

    Greco-Roman Wrestling: Batman Vs Captain America

    It’s been decided before that Captain wins more often than not. This won’t change anything.

    The Decathalon: The Flash Vs ????

    No. Nobody wins a race against THE Flash. No one.

    Male Gymnastics: Nightwing Vs Spiderman

    Irony once again. Spiderman wins this, he can do this easier than he does everyday.

    Boxing: Cyborg Vs Iron Man

    This is extremely close. But, Cyborg is Cyborg.

    Basketball: Avengers Vs The Justice League

    Flash gives his team 100000000000000000000 points before a second of the match even starts. Then he puts fart bubbles on the Avenger’s shoes for the lulz.
    ===================================
    I’d really want to have Plastic Man and Mr. Fantastic in a stretching competition.

  4. Commander Cross September 4, 2014 at 7:40 am -      #4

    Also, anything with Martial Arts in general must include either Luke Cage or The Iron Fist somewhere around there to represent Marvel.

    But for Crying Outloud I’ve no recalling on who’d represent DC in there.

    If there were any Departments for Magic In General and if the following wanted to represent Marvel, 616 SS Strange could qualify against DC’s Captain Marvel/Shazam(we may have to talk Most Powerful Incarnations though, better to be safe now than be sorry later, granted it be no life-or-death matter thankfully but still.) or we can go have Adam Warlock for Marvel instead, some nominees are in order.

    Also for representing Marvel, where does Ms. Marvel fit in?

    With DC, what about Starfire?

    More Ideas are welcome, guys and ghouls, I’m starting to wonder if I ought to mention Wonder Woman or Starfire vs. Ms. Marvel in Arm-Wrestling if Beta-Ray Bill vs. DC’s Captain Marvel don’t do it first.

  5. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 8:03 am -      #5

    “Javelin Throw: Wonder Woman Vs Professor X.”

    Why Xavier? Hercules is clearly the perfect Marvel counter in this event due to similar training. Plus Spartan vs Amazon.

    Also if it’s Grecco-Roman wrestling wouldn’t they have all their gear taken away? So it’d be purely hand to hand. Plus wouldn’t these two be in either Olympic Judo or Tae Kwan Do?

    I agree with Ober Thor vs Supes…or hell Thor vs Wonder Woman or Hercules vs Wonder Woman even. (I know I keep pairing those two but Thor or Herc just seem like more realistic counters to Wondy)

    Cyborg vs Iron Man…in boxing…one of Iron Man’s old armors Ko’d the Hulk…Cyborg is in the 5 ton range Iron Man is in the 100+ ton range (lower end of it but still) Why do people always use Cyborg…Steel is literally a man in an Iron Man esque suit, he’s not as smart and his basic suit isn’t as good but at least he actually has a chance in hell of matching Tony blow for blow.

    Hawkeye and Green Arrow in men’s archery
    Hawkeye(Kate Bishop) and Artemis for women’s, Marvel would definitely take the gold here I think.

    As to basketball…depends on the lineups.

  6. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 8:06 am -      #6

    Also here’s a list of all the sports, I think this list is accurate.

    Archery
    Athletics
    Badminton
    Basketball
    Boxing
    Canoeing
    Cycling
    Diving
    Equestrian
    Field hockey
    Fencing
    Football
    Gymnastics
    Handball
    Judo
    Modern pentathlon
    Rowing
    Sailing
    Shooting
    Swimming
    Synchronized swimming
    Table tennis
    Taekwondo
    Tennis
    Triathlon
    Volleyball
    Water polo
    Weightlifting
    Wrestling

  7. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 9:28 am -      #7

    okay…here’s how I think the events would probably play out…or the ones I have any idea for anyway.

    Archery – Hawkeye vs Green Arrow and Kate Bishop vs Artemis= Clint and Oliver could really go either way but personally leaning towards Clint by a hair. Kate more than likely dominates Artemis but I can’t really find anything on either.
    —-
    Athletics
    —100 meters
    —200 meters
    —400 meters
    —800 meters
    —1500 meters
    —5000 meters
    —10000 meters
    —Marathon
    —110 meter hurdles
    —400 meter hurdles
    —3000 meter steeplechase
    —4×100 meter relay
    —4×400 meter relay
    —20 kilometer race walk
    —50 kilometer race walk
    —High Jump –
    —Pole Vault – Gambit vs Deathstroke = both use poles in their fighting style, if Gambit’s kinetic powers aren’t allowed it’s tricky to figure out who would do better here. If allowed Gambit likely wins.
    —Long Jump Hulk vs Etrigan = Extremely close matchup not really sure what Etrigan’s best jump is.
    —Triple Jump
    —Shot Put – Beta Ray Bill vs Captain Marvel = I’ll be honest and say I have no idea..but rooting for Bill.
    —Discus Throw – Captain America vs Batman = Cap by several inches but it’d be close.
    Hammer Throw – Thor vs Steel = Thor more than likely utterly steam rolls this event..but I couldn’t think of anyone else with a Hammer from DC
    Javelin Throw – Hercules vs Wonder Woman = Could easily be a draw..strength and skill wise these two are both highly trained Greek warriors.
    —Decathlon –

    Badminton

    Basketball

    Boxing – Luke Cage vs Bane(Venom Allowed for sake of fair bout) = allowed Venom because at peak with it Bane is a 3 tonner and Cage is a three tonner and both are super durable so in a straight boxing match it should be a really close fight. Bane’s likely got the ability to land more hits, but can he take more than Cage can?

    Canoeing

    Cycling

    Diving – Namor vs Aquaman = could be a deadlock

    Equestrian

    Field hockey

    Fencing – Taskmaster vs Deathstroke = Deathstroke has strength Taskmaster has speed, Deathstroke is immensely skilled Taskmaster is immensely skilled has mastered the fighting styles of some of Marvel’s greatest heroes and can mix and match them in combat, even just purely sword to sword this will be a difficult fight. If Deathstroke lets this go too long Taskmaster will pick up on his movements and quickly take the match for the gold, if Taskmaster can’t avoid Stroke long enough Stroke wins.

    Football

    Gymnastics – Daredevil vs Nightwing = Both are equally impressive, sadly I feel Nightwing might have a slight edge.

    Handball

    Judo – Captain America vs Batman (no gear allowed) = without their gear they are both incredibly skilled combatants and incredibly physically fit. However Batman is a peak human, Captain America is a peak perfect human…this slight edge in physical abilities gives Cap an edge.

    Modern pentathlon

    Rowing

    Sailing

    Shooting – Bullseye vs Deadshot = could swing either way.

    Swimming – Namor vs Aquaman = I remember that one of these guys is slightly stronger and one is slightly faster…I think Namor is the one with the slight strength edge and Aquaman had the speed edge so Aquaman likely takes the swimming.

    Synchronized swimming – Namor, Namora, and Namorita vs Aquaman Mera and Aqualad = I think team Namor could put together a better routine.

    Table tennis

    Taekwondo – Shang Chi vs Karate Kid = really close throwdown but Shang Chi’s ability to ignore pain gives him an edge in that even if he takes a serious blow it won’t throw him off his game..Shang wins by a narrow margin. Assuming his chi abilities wouldn’t be allowed at any rate.

    Tennis – Thor vs ??? = yeah I..honestly didn’t think past the idea of Tony explaining tennis to Thor.

    Triathlon

    Volleyball

    Water polo – same as synchronized swimming teams — I..honestly don’t know enough about Water Polo to go into it.

    Weightlifting I just couldn’t decide which two characters would be the best for this. So many choices.

    Wrestling – Hercules vs Atlas – Now this is arguably the best matchup in the fights Hercules and Atlas, both of them are flightless bricks with nigh limitless strength, Hercules and Atlas have managed to overpower some of their worlds strongest heroes in physical combat…they are both immortal both standing 6’5 and I really hope the ring is reinforced with Adamantium. All that said after a long grueling bone breaking match I see Hercules standing bloodied but the victor. Mostly from his superior skill but Atlas isn’t going to go down without a fight.

  8. Ragnorke September 4, 2014 at 9:40 am -      #8

    “High Jump: Superman Vs Hulk”

    Superman > Hulk in anything.

    “Any swimming event: Aquaman Vs Silver Surfer”

    Why not Aquaman and Namor? Seems much more appropriate… but… yea surfer is a cosmic being

    “Javelin Throw: Wonder Woman Vs Professor X.”

    Youd be surprised how many people in the Marvel & DC universes are immune to proff X. He’s nowhere near the best telepath.
    Silver Surfer forexample is > the proff.

    “Greco-Roman Wrestling: Batman Vs Captain America”

    Wait… you said batman gets to keep his belt… but you said nothing about whether or not Cap gets his shield…
    Seems like an extremely unfair match up. But kk.

    “Male Gymnastics: Nightwing Vs Spiderman”

    This isn’t a “close call” at all. Spiderman roflstomps.

    “Boxing: Cyborg Vs Iron Man”

    If Iron Man gets to keep his armor on (which i assume he does?) then he wins this fairly easily.

    “Basketball: Avengers Vs The Justice League”

    New52 flash isn’t all too impressive. New52 superman however, roflstomps this.
    Or… you know… MMH can just take the ball and go ethereal.

  9. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 9:48 am -      #9

    Manhunter isn’t on the N52 JL last I checked. need to look again.

  10. Ragnorke September 4, 2014 at 9:50 am -      #10

    @Jake
    Funnily enough, Superman would win in everything you mentioned… xD

  11. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 9:55 am -      #11

    Yeah MMH isn’t there.
    Current JL:
    Core Members:
    Superman (I think he’s back on it at least Lowk would know better than I)
    Batman
    Cyborg
    Flash
    Aquaman
    Wonder Woman
    Firestorm (Ronnie Raymond)
    Firestorm (Jason Rusch)
    Shazam
    Lex Luthor
    Captain Cold
    Reserve Members:
    Green Arrow
    Black Lightning
    Hawkman
    Vixen
    Zatanna
    Goldrush
    Black Canary
    Green Lantern

    So DC has those people to pull from for the team sports.

    Just the core Avengers team:
    A-Bomb (Honorary Member)
    Agent Venom (Honorary Member)
    Black Widow
    Cannonball
    Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)
    Captain Universe (Tamara Devoux)
    Falcon
    Hawkeye
    Hulk
    Hyperion
    Iron Man (Stark)
    Manifold
    Messenger
    Nightmask
    Nova (Sam Alexander) (Honorary Member),
    Shang-Chi
    Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
    Spider-Woman
    Star Brand
    Sunspot
    Thor
    ——
    just the main team that’s who the Avengers have to draw from.

  12. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 10:02 am -      #12

    And yeah he probably could..so could Silver Surfer though 😛

    That said I tried to make the most interesting matchups for the events I could with characters that are similar and tried to get as much variety to let people shine as possible and while he or Surfer could win everything I couldn’t think of anything that would really be their events..I mean maybe weightlifting but really I feel like there could be more…interesting matchups there.

  13. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 10:20 am -      #13

    “New52 flash isn’t all too impressive.”

    Considering his meet with Cap Atom don’t think there are many avengers that could keep up. And of those people who could who how many with control enough to turn on the spot or readjust while maintaining said speed to do something like steal a ball.
    Nevermind his ability to phases things and himself at a moments notice.
    ===
    “Cyborg is in the 5 ton”

    According to?
    I mean, yeah Ironman still win(unless you count cyborg technopathy) but still I’ve been trying to collect info on him and I’d like to know where you got that from.

  14. Ragnorke September 4, 2014 at 10:21 am -      #14

    “And yeah he probably could..so could Silver Surfer though”

    But… SS has NEVER been a part of the avengers… has he? xD

  15. Ragnorke September 4, 2014 at 10:23 am -      #15

    @Lowk
    “Considering his meet with Cap Atom ”

    Superman flying from 1 end of the galaxy to the other puts him at about a billion times FTL… Flash can’t compete with that… yet

  16. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 10:40 am -      #16

    “Superman flying from 1 end of the galaxy to the other puts him at about a billion times FTL… Flash can’t compete with that… yet”

    What does that matter, they are on the same team.
    Also
    Flash: Was that really necessary?
    Superman: What? I got it in the hoop.
    Flash: Yes, but now there is no hoop or ball left.
    Batman: Do you have any Idea how expensive a ball that can last a game with superhumans cost?
    *then Lex and Tony argue over whose going to put out the most cash* because Justice Leaguer Lex is apparently a thing now.


    Did it ever occur to you that mo speed isn’t always mo better.

  17. Ragnorke September 4, 2014 at 11:25 am -      #17

    “because Justice Leaguer Lex is apparently a thing now.”

    Last i remember, he was still a dick, and was trying to capture Superman during the Doom series.
    Did something change after the braniac invasion?

  18. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 11:40 am -      #18

    “Last i remember, he was still a dick, and was trying to capture Superman during the Doom series.
    Did something change after the braniac invasion?”

    I think he was already a leaguer. And everyone was trying to capture or contain superman. He was just an a tactless ass about it.
    The recent JL issue just pointed out the moment when they made it official.

  19. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 11:57 am -      #19

    True but it says Marvel vs DC not Avengers vs Justice League.
    The Basketball thing is really the only place those teams were specified.

    That said Captain Universe is basically a more Hax Silver Surfer…and then there’s Star Brand.

  20. Hermit September 4, 2014 at 12:05 pm -      #20

    At the lighting of the Olympic Torch, Thor and Hercules got into a fight as to who would light it. Hercules argued that he should be the one to light it since he’s an Olympian, while Thor rebutted that he can call down fire in the form of lightning.
    .
    Eventually they settled on Hercules holding up the torch while Thor ignited it. They passed it on the Flash.
    .
    …who snuffed it out by going too fast.

  21. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 12:24 pm -      #21

    @Hermit
    actually Thor could just make it rain fire, he’s actually literally done so before as ridiculous as that sounds…he made it rain liquid fire.

  22. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 1:17 pm -      #22

    I think’ll it’ll be decided by who can keep from getting disqualified first.
    We are talking about an area where there are not one but two Lobos
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    A Larfleeze
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    And a Deadpool
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    Something is going to go very wrong and it will most likely be spectacular with a body count of at least a dozen. I’d have guessed more but room full of superheroes and what not.
    ===
    So who does Marvel have to go up against Wonder Woman in fencing?

  23. Cassie Hack September 4, 2014 at 1:34 pm -      #23

    I’m wondering why Wildcat isn’t in there boxing with somebody from Marvel.

  24. Ragnorke September 4, 2014 at 1:46 pm -      #24

    @Jake
    “True but it says Marvel vs DC not Avengers vs Justice League.
    The Basketball thing is really the only place those teams were specified.”

    In which case, Captain Atom stomps everything.
    He moved to the end of the UNIVERSE, in a couple of seconds. So, that’s that.
    The only person i can see from Marvel having a chance against him is Adam Warlock, and he would need some crazy preptime hax to do so.

    @lowk
    “So who does Marvel have to go up against Wonder Woman in fencing?”

    Assuming it’s just combat skill, and no superpowers…. I’d say Deadpool or Hawkeye/Ronin…
    Can’t think of any other expert swordsman.

  25. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 1:47 pm -      #25

    Just realized Guardians of the galaxy would be there too. Yeah that is way to many trouble makers in one place to pan out well.
    I’m talking zany cartoon proportion type cheating.
    ===
    “I’m wondering why Wildcat isn’t in there boxing with somebody from Marvel.”

    Hasn’t appeared yet. But I think he’s still in, I recall reading mention of a picture or something of him so he still in there.

  26. Cassie Hack September 4, 2014 at 2:22 pm -      #26

    I figure he’s an earth-2 character still

  27. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 2:36 pm -      #27

    So Thor can’t pick up mjolnir now. Without the Hammer what Thor left with abilitiy wise other then the lightning thing?

  28. Cassie Hack September 4, 2014 at 2:56 pm -      #28

    Oh damn that happened faster than I thought it would! Hopefully for the sake of my online rp they reveal new Thor soon.

  29. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 3:05 pm -      #29

    “Hopefully for the sake of my online rp they reveal new Thor soon.”

    Comes out sometime in October.
    comicsalliance.com/new-thor-1-variant-cover-fiona-staples-marvel/

  30. hellboy147 September 4, 2014 at 3:39 pm -      #30

    For wrestling it should have been Hercules for marvel

  31. jackn8r September 4, 2014 at 6:55 pm -      #31

    “The Decathalon: The Flash Vs ????
    No. Nobody wins a race against THE Flash. No one.”

    Decathlons aren’t just running.

    “Superman flying from 1 end of the galaxy to the other puts him at about a billion times FTL… Flash can’t compete with that… yet”

    Wasn’t the Flash practically omnipresent at some point?

  32. Ellie Williams September 4, 2014 at 7:02 pm -      #32

    Deadpool should totally be the commentator along with another funny guy from DC. And why is Lex Luthor in their Justice League.

  33. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 7:22 pm -      #33

    @Lowk
    Planet busting strength, multi-million ton lifting strength, Weather Control, Earth Control, very very unrefined energy manipulation, still having a form of flight, super durability, mid tier super speed…basically all of his Asgardian powers that have nothing to do with Mjolnir whatsoever.
    Hell he was able to create storms in a storm free dimension without Mjolnir.
    Mjolnir is a tool that can focus his energy projection and redirection and focus his lightning slightly better. It’s like Dresden’s blasting rod but on a bigger scale.

    Considering Thor is going to be running around killing shit while shirtless…
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    I get the feeling this will be most interesting.

  34. Cassie Hack September 4, 2014 at 7:30 pm -      #34

    Creeper and Deadpool should commentate, both are hilarious and virtually unkillable.

  35. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 7:32 pm -      #35

    Ambush Bug and Deadpool would be interesting on commentary.

  36. Cassie Hack September 4, 2014 at 7:36 pm -      #36

    Hell all three

  37. OberHerr September 4, 2014 at 7:41 pm -      #37

    I nominate Thanos and Darkseid to a Ping-Pong showdown.

  38. OberHerr September 4, 2014 at 7:48 pm -      #38

    And Deathstroke and Deadpool for fencing.

  39. Ragnorke September 4, 2014 at 7:49 pm -      #39

    @Ober
    Is the ping-pong ball a planet?

  40. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 7:50 pm -      #40

    “I nominate Thanos and Darkseid to a Ping-Pong showdown.”

    I second that beautiful idea.
    ===
    “And why is Lex Luthor in their Justice League.”

    -Evil justice league traps good JL away
    -Bad shit happens
    -Bats and Lex lead the charge to save JL, lex manages to help beat big bad also
    -errbody scared of the supers Lex pardoned asked by gov to be liason or something.
    -Lex helps rebuild watchtower pleads to join because heroism+being liked feels good on his ego
    -Lex finds out bat’s secret
    -big three knows he gon do something think it better to have him close where they can watch him a offically make him a member.
    -Supes puts on best fake smile while trying not to destroy lex’s hand… okay that wasn’t stated but the smile he gave was definitly fake.

  41. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 7:57 pm -      #41

    @Jake
    Knew about the weather thing didnt know about the energy manipulation.
    So basically he just lost the hax and is now Super Avatar?

  42. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 7:57 pm -      #42

    @Ragnorke
    nah but it’s made of Adamantium…as are the paddles…and the table…basically everything in the arena is adamantium…even the glass between the audience and the events, but it was painted invisible.

    Also I was wrong about Luke Cage being a good match for Bane, I looked it up and apparently he’s been boosted from 3 tons to 25 tons…so he’d rofl stomp Bane sadly…so Kraven the Hunter vs Bane in boxing it is.

  43. Darth Bombad September 4, 2014 at 7:58 pm -      #43

    @Cassie
    Wild cat vs Moon Knight for boxing, with Daredevil as the referee.

  44. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 8:03 pm -      #44

    @Lowk
    Essentially, Thor has stated in the past he relies on Mjolnir too much, so if the series keeps going as good as it’s been…this should be quite an interesting temporary shift for him.

  45. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 8:05 pm -      #45

    Also as to Wonder Woman as the Fencing Person, Thor’s sister Angela is as strong as him, ftl flight I believe..and can react to Mjolnir being thrown, she’s basically a female Thor without all the extra thunder god goodness…and with swords.

    As to other expert swordsmen and women of Marvel:
    Sif
    Valkyrie
    Blade
    Taskmaster
    Swordsman
    Black Knight
    Silver Samurai
    Wolverine

  46. mack006 September 4, 2014 at 8:39 pm -      #46

    Can the Living Tribunal participate in any games?

  47. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 8:42 pm -      #47

    pretty sure we’re not supposed to be using beings of that caliber.

  48. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 8:47 pm -      #48

    Nick Fury was a boxer in the army..granted we’d have to restrict his powers…he absorbed all of Uatu’s powers apparently..

  49. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 9:45 pm -      #49

    “Thor’s sister Angela is as strong as him, ftl flight I believe..and can react to Mjolnir being thrown, she’s basically a female Thor without all the extra thunder god goodness…and with swords.”

    She’s stated he has the advantage in strength.
    Flight I’m not sure. Last I checked she had to steal an ftl capable craft to get anywhere. And reacting to a hammer Thor isn’t thrown at lightspeed.

  50. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 9:51 pm -      #50

    I didn’t say an FTL hammer throw just that she dodged it,

  51. Cassie Hack September 4, 2014 at 10:01 pm -      #51

    The change is supposed to permanent, but then again, nothing ever is in comics

  52. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 10:08 pm -      #52

    It’s already confirmed not by the fact Thor’s future self was and still is pimp slapping people with Mjolnir. Concept art has pretty much implied that this will be the story of how Thor becomes the god he is as Old King Thor including the lost arm.

  53. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 10:09 pm -      #53

    “I didn’t say an FTL hammer throw just that she dodged it,”

    1. Congrats on understanding my jumbled sentence.
    2. I know but there is always that one person who would’ve have.

  54. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 10:25 pm -      #54

    Point remains her vs Wonder Woman would be quite the interesting fencing match more than likely…though I still like my street leveler idea for that, give people from lower tiers chances to shine. Plus it’s Taskmaster vs Deathstroke that would probably be a pretty cool fight.

  55. Ranger Lowk September 4, 2014 at 11:04 pm -      #55

    “Point remains her vs Wonder Woman would be quite the interesting fencing match more than likely”

    True.
    ===
    “Plus it’s Taskmaster vs Deathstroke that would probably be a pretty cool fight.”

    Deathstorke ends up getting mad from him copying and saying he is no better then the red and black guy who keep bothering him.

  56. Jake_Uzumaki September 4, 2014 at 11:18 pm -      #56

    true, but still, it’d be a fun matchup….

    Also your opinion on Herc vs Atlas in the wrestling department?

  57. Ragnorke September 5, 2014 at 3:45 am -      #57

    “Also your opinion on Herc vs Atlas in the wrestling department?”

    Atlas the superman villain? I think it should be a pretty easy win for him… But then again i’m not too familiar with either character.
    Hercules Isn’t planetbusting strength from what i know.

  58. The Amazing Dualgunner September 5, 2014 at 4:07 am -      #58

    “Deathstorke ends up…”

    Damn that Deathstorke. Damn him to Hell.

  59. Ranger Lowk September 5, 2014 at 4:32 am -      #59

    “Damn that Deathstorke. Damn him to Hell.”

    Ha, I can’t even get mad at my mistake now.

  60. Parry Boy September 5, 2014 at 6:01 am -      #60

    And for the commercial, I’d like to nominate Killer Frost and Ice Man for the Ice Bucket challenge.

  61. Hermit September 5, 2014 at 7:19 am -      #61

    “pretty sure we’re not supposed to be using beings of that caliber.”
    .
    Sure we can!
    .
    He takes on Jack Kirby in a fencing match. Kirby has author powers.

  62. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 7:46 am -      #62

    Hercules has been shown to be equal to Thor in strength on several occasions…and I remember one time seeing a scan of him holding the planet on his shoulders. Plus when Atlas attacked Superman, it was before Superman had any planetary feats either from what I remember.

  63. Ragnorke September 5, 2014 at 12:06 pm -      #63

    “and I remember one time seeing a scan of him holding the planet on his shoulders.”

    He might have been skyfather at the time, otherwise this should be far out of his regular league.
    The best showings i know, were of him lifting Godzilla, Pulling an island with chains, and closing the fissure created by WWH.

    It’s true that he often goes toe to toe with Thor, but the reasoning can be due to his combat skills. I don’t think there’s any doubt that an all out Thor would beat him.

  64. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 12:55 pm -      #64

    It was a flashback to before he was made the greek god of strength, showing his labors.

    The island was Manhattan, which he’s also outright lifted on one or two occasions.

    He’s also beaten Firelord and Nova, defeated the Wrecking Crew (and temporarily destroyed their enchanted weapons)
    And apparently defeated Adam Warlock back around Infinity Watch…but the respect thread I saw that in had broken links.

  65. Rhododendron September 5, 2014 at 4:04 pm -      #65

    archery:green arrow and hawkeye keep splinting each others arrows for hours. after they challenge eachother to impossible trick shots like from the watch tower to earth targets. as green arrow is more familiar with the area he barely wins.
    ———
    wrestling/any type of fighting event: hulk vs solomon grundy would be fun. probs hulk unless silver age grundy.
    ———
    gymnastics:nightwing is among the most agile in dc but spidermans super strength, speed and enhanced agility means he’ll be able outpreform him unless judges decide to be much less impressed with peter due to the sheer power difference.
    ——-
    race:flash…not really a contest.
    ——
    swimming:aquaman is king of dc’s sea’s but i lack info on marvels mariner heroes.
    ——
    basket ball & base ball: hilarity ensues, not sure if the non-meta humans get out unscathed
    ——
    meanwhile villains run a muck with with many heroes busy competing. with other heroes like booster gold having to deal with loki, and deadpool annoying the cr@p out of red hood while he’s fighting deathstroke.

  66. Ragnorke September 5, 2014 at 4:26 pm -      #66

    “aquaman is king of dc’s sea’s but i lack info on marvels mariner heroes.”

    Namor. Pretty sure he’s stronger than Aquaman.

  67. Ranger Lowk September 5, 2014 at 4:35 pm -      #67

    Iirc Aquaman severly outpaced a plane that could hit mach 2. So hes at least supersonic swimming.
    What namors swim speed?

  68. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets September 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm -      #68

    “Hercules Isn’t planetbusting strength from what i know.”

    He pretty much has “I can’t fly” complex, in which destroying a planet, while probably in his realm of strength, is something he doesn’t do because it’d end up with him floating helplessly in space. Not good for Herc.
    =
    “He might have been skyfather at the time, otherwise this should be far out of his regular league.”

    No, it was referenced in his twelve labors. So preskyfather.
    =
    “The best showings i know, were of him lifting Godzilla, Pulling an island with chains, and closing the fissure created by WWH.”

    And holding the planet, arm wrestling Thor multiple times, straight up lifting Manhanttan, and punching Galactus.
    =
    “It’s true that he often goes toe to toe with Thor”

    IIRC Herc has more skill while Thor has more hax, but physical stats they’re often called equals(at least in strength).

  69. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 5:24 pm -      #69

    Namor is stronger Aquaman is faster other than that their powers are mostly the same, though Namor also has flight and a few other powers.
    Both have fish telepathy though so that cancels out at least.

  70. Ragnorke September 5, 2014 at 5:34 pm -      #70

    “other than that their powers are mostly the same, ”

    Many incarnations of Aquaman can literally control water itself, and allow him to create tsunamis or drown people. He has also been shown to manipulate the water vapor in the air. So he’s definitely more versatile than Namor.
    But Namor has flight, and is physically stronger.

  71. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 5:38 pm -      #71

    Namor can swim at 75 knots
    Aquaman can swim at 86 knots, though in an instance of extreme distress he somehow hit 1000 knots…but that was in one instance of extreme distress and he can’t normally reach those speeds from what I can tell.

    Basically Namor has strength
    Aquaman has speed
    Namor has a few extra powers though that give him a slight edge if it were a fight in addition to muscle

  72. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 5:55 pm -      #72

    @Ragnorke
    there’s an incarnation or two of Namor with Hydrokinesis as well if I remember correctly, he’s also got electrokinesis for sure in the mainstream universe, though he only uses it when there’s the chance it’ll be useful

  73. Ragnorke September 5, 2014 at 6:05 pm -      #73

    “Aquaman can swim at 86 knots, though in an instance of extreme distress he somehow hit 1000 knots”

    This sorta made me lol xD

  74. Cassie Hack September 5, 2014 at 6:24 pm -      #74

    Aquaman can also use his fish telepathy to mind fuck people, or did pre-n52

  75. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 6:27 pm -      #75

    well Namor has used his telepathy to communicate with other Atlanteans…and the way he’s going right now I wouldn’t put it past him to get a mind rape feat soon. Hanging out with Thanos and all.

    @Ragnorke
    that’s all the wiki gave on the incident just “in moments of distress he reached 1000 knots”

  76. Ranger Lowk September 5, 2014 at 6:28 pm -      #76

    “Aquaman can swim at 86 knots, though in an instance of extreme distress he somehow hit 1000 knots…but that was in one instance of extreme distress and he can’t normally reach those speeds from what I can tell.”

    I was wrong, the plane doesn’t hit mach 2. The plane hits hypersonic.
    i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/infamousColeMacgrath/DC/Aquaman-Zone-009_zpse313e195.jpg
    Author shows and is stated to be faster. And it doesn’t even seem they are that shocked he can or he is under extreme distress, he states that just the speed he can swims at.
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/7/72524/3289234-5430293948-24920.jpg
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/7/72524/3289236-9328330810-24920.jpg

  77. Ranger Lowk September 5, 2014 at 7:02 pm -      #77

    Aquaman should win in race in water but I think Namor take the diving competition. He can fly so he’s got extended amounts of time to pull off extra moves.
    ===
    It be funny if Cap and Bane got disqualified for using performance enhancing drugs despite the aliens and monster that can lift 10 times what they can at the weakest.

  78. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 7:23 pm -      #78

    I think Namor might actually be more agile as well so that would help his diving.

    I don’t know Cap might be allowed for volunteering in order to help his country back in the day and the SSS being an Army approved drug, Bane’s outright a drug addict to venom though and venom’s outright illegal due to the risk of debilitating effects.

  79. Ranger Lowk September 5, 2014 at 8:17 pm -      #79

    “I think Namor might actually be more agile as well so that would help his diving.”

    I think Aquaman should at least take second. He may not be able to fly but he can jump really high
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111124701/3560952-aquaman+%231+-+page+10.jpg

  80. Ranger Lowk September 5, 2014 at 8:21 pm -      #80

    So deathbattles doing Captain America vs Batman tomorrow. I wonder if they are going with new52 era or old school.

  81. Jake_Uzumaki September 5, 2014 at 8:25 pm -      #81

    Oh Aquaman will get second there, and Namor will get second in swimming, these are inevitable facts.

    They’ll likely do a mild composite like they always do.
    That said I think it’ll be a shit storm either way…personally I think their just trying to appease Batfans because he lost to a downplayed Spidey
    still better than what one person in their comments suggested, Gambit vs Nightwing

  82. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 10:52 am -      #82

    T minus 7 minutes to the clusterfuck

  83. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 11:04 am -      #83

    yep composite Batman.

  84. Nomad September 6, 2014 at 11:30 am -      #84

    I’d say Captain America would be better suited in boxing. That’s one of his primary fighting styles. Moon Knight is a highly skilled boxer too. Idk about Daredevil but his dad was a boxer.

  85. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 11:32 am -      #85

    www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/death-battle/batman-vs-captain-america-death-battle
    does that scene after the battle ends seem mean spirited and un-needed to anyone?

  86. Nomad September 6, 2014 at 11:34 am -      #86

    I have a feeling I won’t like this.

    EDIT:
    It wasn’t too bad thankfully. Some of the screwattack fights are ridiculously spiteful.

  87. Friendlysociopath September 6, 2014 at 12:21 pm -      #87

    “It wasn’t too bad thankfully. Some of the screwattack fights are ridiculously spiteful.”

    Something like that…

  88. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 12:36 pm -      #88

    @Nomad
    eh…it’s not the most spiteful but it was in there.

    Also really tired of the comments downplaying Spidey -_- the Deathbattle between him and Batman did that enough.

  89. Alpha or Omega September 6, 2014 at 12:58 pm -      #89

    “does that scene after the battle ends seem mean spirited and un-needed to anyone?”
    /
    To be fair. They did do this to Batman.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=K06CVauFQgE#t=337
    It could have gone like it did with Chun-Li where she was reduced to nothing but bones.

  90. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 1:07 pm -      #90

    True but to be fair in a fight to the death that would happen the first time Spidey punched Batman.

  91. Ranger Lowk September 6, 2014 at 3:05 pm -      #91

    Well.. that was surprising. Was not expecting that win.
    Also win or lose, the scene where the criminal was too scared to do shit when he walked in on a Batman scowling is still one of my favorite scenes involving a superhero.

  92. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 3:28 pm -      #92

    Also, the fight was poorly done in my opinion, and it makes the Spider-Man one look worse as well.

  93. OberHerr September 6, 2014 at 10:40 pm -      #93

    -_-

    Cap seriously lost? I’m so done with this now….

  94. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 10:44 pm -      #94

    He lost faster than Batman lost to Spidey…that’s the most bullshit part

    Also Spidey is tired of idiots in the DeathBattle comments saying Bats should have beat him.
    oi58.tinypic.com/a0fmo6.jpg

  95. OberHerr September 6, 2014 at 11:25 pm -      #95

    I don’t even see how it would be a fight. Spidey kills bats with one punch, right from the start, faster than he can react. Boom.

  96. Jake_Uzumaki September 6, 2014 at 11:43 pm -      #96

    Like I said, that’s the most bullshit part of the Cap Bat battle. It was shorter than the Spidey Bat battle.

  97. The Amazing Dualgunner September 7, 2014 at 12:50 am -      #97

    That was…an interesting deathmatch.

    Though I gotta agree…Spiderman kicks Batman’s ass pretty handily.

  98. Darth Bombad September 7, 2014 at 2:06 am -      #98

    They said that they had a hard drive crash or something like that.
    And had to quickly through this fight together….and it shows.
    Worst Death Battle since Robocop vs Terminator.

    What do you guys think about the next one?, Tigerzord vs Gundam.
    @Jake awesome Spidy/Bat pic by the way. :)

  99. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets September 7, 2014 at 2:21 am -      #99

    “True but to be fair in a fight to the death that would happen the first time Spidey punched Batman.”

    Nuh uh! Batman can beat up Superman!!!!

    fc07.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/318/5/7/Fire_and_Ice_by_ColorDojo.jpg

    O wait….

  100. Ranger Lowk September 7, 2014 at 2:56 am -      #100

    One thing I took from That deathbattle is that I’ve never considered how useful Bats smokebombs could be.
    ===
    “What do you guys think about the next one?, Tigerzord vs Gundam.”

    Rangers for life yo. Tigerzord straight stomps dat gundam.

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