Booker DeWitt Vs Tank Dempsey

Booker DeWitt Vs Tank Dempsey

Suggested by Samuel Santana

For this fight we have Booker DeWitt (Bioshock) going up against Tank Dempsey (Call of Duty).

Battle takes place on the boardwalk of Atlantic City.

Who would win?

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16 Comments on "Booker DeWitt Vs Tank Dempsey"

  1. Darth Bombad August 29, 2014 at 7:28 am -      #1

    First Again!, that’s two in a row!.

    Hmmmm question….who the hell is Tank Dempsey?.
    And can he take Booker if he’s all vigor’d up?.

  2. pimpmage August 29, 2014 at 7:37 am -      #2

    Has Demsey shown any magic resistance? Booker could just place a vixen to force tank to fire at it. Then place a vixen onto tank. Tank would then kill himself. Match over?

  3. Commander Cross August 29, 2014 at 8:07 am -      #3

    Okay Here’s the Deal of what I’m asking:
    Which Call of Duty Timeline is Dempsey from, exactly?
    Second, can I say it’s anyone’s game for now?

  4. Rookie August 29, 2014 at 8:46 am -      #4

    One guy have “magic” and the other is not.
    Probably Booker.

  5. Rookie August 29, 2014 at 8:47 am -      #5

    And why is my “comment is awaiting moderation.” this time?

  6. Jake_Uzumaki August 29, 2014 at 8:54 am -      #6

    did you have any links, references to sexual organs, gangs, or any type of drug name?

  7. Rookie August 29, 2014 at 9:17 am -      #7


    “did you have any links, references to sexual organs, gangs, or any type of drug name?”


  8. Jake_Uzumaki August 29, 2014 at 9:19 am -      #8

    could be similar to the Ult-ra-marine glitch with the system then, where certain word combos inadverdantly trigger for having a blocked/restricted word such as in the Ultrasmurf case ultra-ma which is a drug.
    But I honestly don’t know.

  9. Ciridae Hunter August 29, 2014 at 9:26 am -      #9

    Plasmids give DeWitt the initial advantage but I don’t really pay attention to Call of Duty due to “the good ol’ days” feel that I get after playing Every. Single. One.

    What Plasmids does DeWitt have access to? There are six slots for Plasmids (or are there more..? Oh well.) so I would assume that would be how many he can have? Does DeWitt have his stat boosting implants for this, or are those being tossed.

    What tech does Tank (what a retarded name-his parents must have fucking LOATHED him with every atom in their bodies) have access to? Is he proficient with each one, or is he like a noob that thinks, “Let’s just spray and pray!” and hopes for the best?

    In terms of actual tactics, Tank (A.K.A Future Name Change) has the upper hand since he actually has experience, but at the same time DeWitt is mostly used to ambushes after all of the shit that he would put up with on a daily basis.

    Pretty even, but DeWitt will probs win this due to Plasmids-need to know more about their assets.

  10. OberHerr August 29, 2014 at 10:14 am -      #10

    Booker has Vigors, not plasmids. They are similar, or some of them are, but not the same.

    There’s a list of the ones you can use in game. Return to Sender, which is a shield that collects bullets, vigors, most projectiles, and I think even some melee attacks in game, and then allows you to fire them back at the enemy. He also has a shield around him which blocks bullets and kinetic energy.

    He also has A LOT of experience with fighting. Even just taking Columbia into account, not counting Little Creek, being a Pinkerton, which were basically the badass special forces enforcers of the day, and I think maybe the Boxer rebellion? Basically he has as much if not more combat experience than Tank.

    The question here is weapons. Isn’t Tank from CoD Zombies? Does that mean he has access to some of the Wonder Weapons? That could even things out.

  11. OberHerr August 29, 2014 at 10:17 am -      #11

    And I have a comment awaiting moderation too. I did post a link though.

  12. Ragnorke August 29, 2014 at 10:45 am -      #12

    Ok so Tank Dempsey is one of the playable characters in the Nazi Zombie game mode in multiple CoD games.
    He uses a bunch of guns, and kills a bunch of zombies.
    Now the Nazi Zombie maps themselves, have a bunch of perks/bonuses and even alien weaponry, but NONE of that is standard equipment for Tank. Infact his ONLY standard equipment is a pistol and 3 grenades.

    Even with the map perks, which allow him to run slightly faster, reload slightly faster, and revive himself when killed… and even with the alien weaponry such as the raygun, thundergun, & wunderwaff… he STILL gets his ass handed to him here.
    The only thing superhuman about him, would be his reload speed with the quick-reload perk. Which i don’t think he should have in this match anyways.

    This is the stompiest stomp in stompland.

  13. erickyboo August 29, 2014 at 6:55 pm -      #13

    As others said it, vigor!

  14. Darth Bombad August 29, 2014 at 8:05 pm -      #14

    “This is the stompiest stomp in stompland.”

    In that case i award him this.

  15. Ragnorke August 29, 2014 at 8:31 pm -      #15

    @Darth Bombad
    It’s funny caus the Living Tribunal fails at life. Caus he’s dead…. Hehe, gettit?

  16. pimpmage August 29, 2014 at 9:52 pm -      #16

    This match ends with tank killing himself because of dewitt’s vigors.

    Anyway, whats up with that hyperlink address? That pic HAD NOTHIN TO DO WITH LOGIA FRUIT USERS NOR DRAGONBALL.

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