Suggested by xornell
It’d provide hobos with housing and food while giving zoo patrons (who pay admission which would go to food and upkeep costs) the entertainment value of hobo activities.
Is this feasible?
Inhumane?
Could I patent this idea and make a profit of Hobo Zoos?
The heck Xornell? This is definitely not humane. Heck, if you actually patent this idea, then I’ll put you in my zoo, considering I’m rich and consider you all Hobos.
It’d be labeled as dehumanizing by someone eventually no matter how much it’d benefit the hobos. It wouldn’t matter that Entertainment TV is basically an on-screen version of this for celebrities and we’re all just fine with that.
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I don’t know that you’d garner enough interest in this to make enough money to keep the project going.
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Sooner or later some asshole government official will try to make it mandatory for their city’s hobos to go there. Which in turn makes it prison for the crime of misfortune.
“Sooner or later some asshole government official will try to make it mandatory for their city’s hobos to go there. Which in turn makes it prison for the crime of misfortune.”
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They already have that, it’s called prison. I can’t tell you how many times cops have tried to get me for vagrancy.
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That said, as someone who is on the verge of being homeless again. I’d live in a zoo as long as I got a roof over my head, and internet access.
“Heck, if you actually patent this idea, then I’ll put you in my zoo, considering I’m rich and consider you all Hobos.”
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Its Shrek
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear, “This is my swamp”
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” I’d live in a zoo as long as I got a roof over my head, and internet access”
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Surely you’d consider having pizzas there and a nice, clean place, am I right?
Wow, two of my better suggestions in one week? Good to see the tumor hasn’t impeded your ability to make interesting posts, admin. Srs tho, thanks.
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I think you all need to have faith in the concept. I’ll show you all when my kick starter finally takes off… After I finally make one.
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Also I haven’t died. I’ve just been busy. I’ll be around regularly soon. Planning on quitting my job lol
I’m there with ya zomb. Spending my last dollar to move half way across the country to live with family since I’m losing where I live.
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We can be hobos in a zoo together. We could form a fierce rivalry where we appear to hate each other but in the sequel join forces against a new enemy!
This sounds like a mixture between prison and a homeless shelter. Also what if the hobo doesn’t want to live there? What if he decides he/she doesn’t want to live at the zoo anymore? Can they leave whenever they want? And hell yeah this is inhumane
“Is this feasible?
Inhumane?
Could I patent this idea and make a profit of Hobo Zoos?”
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Feasible?
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I am not sure. Food and lodging alone is expensive, not to mention utilities, building permits, land rights, and construction of the actual park itself. Entrance fees alone might not be able to sustain it. You better have income generating projects in mind.
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Inhumane?
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As long as the hobos are volunteers and are happy with it, it doesn’t really matter. Also, don’t call it a “zoo”, call it an “entertainment center”.
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“Could I patent this idea and make a profit of Hobo Zoos?”
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This idea is not new. It’s known as job hiring. I am also pretty sure the same idea has already been done with dwarves.
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www.cracked.com/article_19590_the-6-weirdest-cities-people-actually-live-in_p2.html
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“Sooner or later some asshole government official will try to make it mandatory for their city’s hobos to go there. Which in turn makes it prison for the crime of misfortune.”
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When this happens, shut your zoo down.
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“It’d be labeled as dehumanizing by someone eventually no matter how much it’d benefit the hobos. ”
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It would at least be a bit better than working for 10 hours in a sweatshop or living in abject poverty.
Alright, WTF?
If you rephrase this as “homeless shelter with public visiting” than there’s nothing wrong with it.
Khaos, is it inhumane if the hobo isn’t forced in to it? Because I would seriously consider this if I were homeless. When’re hurting for food it’s pretty bad. But shelter too? I’ve never been that quite bad off so I can’t comment but I assume many of us have been on the Ramen train before. Imagine if you didn’t even have the facilities to prepare your ramen. How fucked would you be at that point?
@Parry Boy
Stay away from me! Don’t you remember one of my posts about me being molested? (I’m just kidding about staying away, but please don’t mention that horrible meme. I really was molested you know.)
You should also not mention that meme because it’s retarded. Most memes don’t deserve the love and adoration they receive.
@Sauro
You have a point. Although I’m still in Highschool and don’t know what it would be like to be homeless I could see the arguments you could make of it. There would be cons and pros to something like this but the idea of a zoo for homeless people doesn’t sound right to me
It’s because we associate zoos with us caging animals and thus using the term for hobos sounds like you’re removing their humanity.
Feasibility: Probably not. Humans are much higher-maintenance than other animals. Well, maybe not food-wise, but there would have to be utilities (hopefully) and at least some basic luxuries (presumably) which could rack up quite the bill. Not to mention that most people probably would never go to something like this. First of all, a lot would object on moral grounds; secondly, I can’t imagine it would be very interesting.
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Inhumanity: See, the problem with this isn’t the inhumane part – though it could get there depending how far this goes. It’s more just a serious invasion of privacy. We can get away with it with animals because they’re not sapient, so they don’t register it as an invasion of privacy. With humans, we’re much more territorial. So being put on display like this implies (where they’re separated from the visitors) would be degrading. Also, there’s not much to do if they’re not separated, so any visitors would end up just staring at them. At the very least, it would be extremely annoying.
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Patentability: Err… My dad’s works at the PTO, but I don’t really want to ask him, “Is it possible to patent zoos for homeless people?” But based on my knowledge, probably not.
Oh! Oh! Ask him if it’s possible to patent uses for the word fucktard! Ask him! Ask him!
…You can’t patent words…
Assume it’s not an abstract construct.
Creepiest debate ever!.
(hugz)
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@Ellie
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@Xornell :/ WTF?
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@Everyone it’s my birthday! Woo Woo!
@Ellie
Shoot, I remember.
Sorreh.
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@Bombad
Birthdays are good for the health, they signify how long you habe lived.
happy birthday bombed.
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People in zoos? [O_o] aren’t there better places homeless people can sleep in? And some mobile cafeterias? Maybe where I live…
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@ellie, I’m sorry.
“Is this feasible?
Inhumane?
Could I patent this idea and make a profit of Hobo Zoos?”
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Yes
Yes
Maybe if you don’t mind being hated.
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Alternatively turn it into a reality show. It’s essentially what some of them are. Zoos housing various people in housing for our entertainment.
Inhumane? Not by my standards. In 2004, in my senior English class, I came up with an idea that I’m fairly sure the Hunger Games was based on…
See, we FORCE the hobos into a gladiatorial fight to the death. The last man standing becomes filthy stinking rich. We would do this about once every ten to twenty years, once the numbers of the vagrant population had time to recover.
I believe the comment my teacher used to describe my idea was “nazism”…
By my standards, this idea is quite tame!
Pizzarolla, I think you and I are in for a long and prosperous friendship.
@Pizzarolla: Wait. Why do your teachers wait for proper provocation before calling you a Nazi?
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Sort of a joke, though my 5th grade teacher did actually call everyone (mostly me) Hitler. It wasn’t entirely undeserved or unfounded, but still.
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@Lowk:
“Yes
Yes
Maybe if you don’t mind being hated.”
1) Is it? Depending on what utilities and/or luxuries you’re providing (plus upkeep of furniture) and to what extent, there may have to be some ridiculously high entrance fees.
2) I agree.
3) You’re forgetting one thing here. Is there anybody who would actually let him patent this? Regardless of the technical legality (highly suspect in itself) I doubt a federal employee would pass something like this. In the extremely unlikely event it passed, he’d be receiving lawsuits by the dozen within the hour.
@pizzarolla
That would actually be very helpful to the economy, seeing that the hobos sometimes are served by the goverment, thus decreasing funds for prosperous economies, and like it or not, everyone doesn’t find hobos quite appealing to the eye in an urbanized area.
What exactly would be the environment? Most zoos add the natural habitat of the creature put in it. So what would be human’s natural habitat? For that matter how decked out would it be. Mobile home, apartment building, two story house?
How would the zoo goers observe them, maybe via a glass wall on one side of the housing?
There’s something called morals..
“Is it? Depending on what utilities and/or luxuries you’re providing (plus upkeep of furniture) and to what extent, there may have to be some ridiculously high entrance fees.”
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Well assuming these people are used to the bare essentials right so maybe start off cheap. Small housing, little luxuries, enough food not to go hunrgy. Then if money starts to add up you can increase the luxuries.
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“Is there anybody who would actually let him patent this? Regardless of the technical legality (highly suspect in itself) I doubt a federal employee would pass something like this. In the extremely unlikely event it passed, he’d be receiving lawsuits by the dozen within the hour.”
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Like I mentioned, you could possible;y label it as a reality show.
I’m fairly certain there are people who would be fine to letting people watch them do stuff in exchange for stuff. Wasn’t that pretty much the basis for Real World?
“There’s something called morals..”
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There is also dignity and self respect but some people either don’t have or lost those qualities.
Thats why it probably would attract attention whores, shameless, or desperate homeless people. And if you marketed right I’m betting people would come or watch a live feed.
So basically Big Brother for Hobos without the whiny teenagers? No thanks, I’d rather warch 2 Girls 1 Cup. (Don’t watch 2 Girls 1 Cup, it’s gross.) And for the Hunger Games thing, well there will be maby people who will make themselves poor to gwt that money. And there will be more dark alleys where peole will gwt beat up or die.
@ninja
Sometimes hobos can be funny and all, you never know.
Hey Xander, can you hunt Parry Boy for me? I heard he lives in the Philippines.
@ellie
I hunt the hunters, by hiring hunter hunters.
Just kidding I’d probably challenge him to a pokemon battle with my lvl 100 metapo
Parry boy knows Predators? How much do they cost?
99.95$
My Level 57 Wargreymon would kill your pathetic Pokémon.
“There’s something called morals..”
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Morals? I don’t remember that Pokemon.
The irony being that I’ve played so much armored core that the idea of a hitman hitman doesn’t even seem unusual any more.
@pizzarolla
“See, we FORCE the hobos into a gladiatorial fight to the death. The last man standing becomes filthy stinking rich.”
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But why make the last man standing rich?
You’re just wasting money on a lucky hobo… Fuck that… The money could be put to better use
I think if we introduce a project similar to soylent green that would actually clean up our hobo problem fairly quickly. While maybe not fit for human consumption it’d make for fine meal for farm animals probably. Or cheap pet food.
” While maybe not fit for human consumption it’d make for fine meal for farm animals probably. Or cheap pet food.”
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Well, why not feed prisoners to pets too?
Atleast prisoners committed crimes… whereas hobos are just unlucky/lazy fuckers.
If it ever got created, it would last maybe a year before reality TV realized that there is money to be made in homeless people. Then they just create endless shows about homeless people and their drama. You get to see all the same funny things that homeless people do without having to travel, pay extra, or smell them.
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oh shit, i just got what could potentially be a great idea…
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How about we make a reality tv show of Hobos fighting criminals to the death?
If criminals win, their sentence gets shortened. If hobos win, they get some cash.
Either way, it decreases the number of criminals & homeless people.
Their meat can be used to feed the other prisoners, and as “pet food” and etc…
Better idea, crime fighting animal themed hobos.
“Better idea, crime fighting animal themed hobos.”
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…what the hell?
where did this idea come from?
Just finished The Legend of Broken a while ago, and their social engineering merely called for anyone not considered working towards personal perfection to be formally banished, ritually de-limbed, and then left inside of a terrible forest with ten foot long wolves and panthers to die.
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The place kinda sucked.
“…what the hell?
where did this idea come from?”
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Combining the idea of zoo and Ragnorke idea of fight criminals.
Itd be a spin off series. Entertainers by day vigilantes by night.
@lowk
…wow
www.tofugu.com/2014/01/07/nasubi-the-naked-eggplant-man-who-lived-off-sweepstakes/
This is America. We demand violence!
“This is America. We demand violence!”
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And explosions
I leave BankGambling for a few days…and this is what happens? Hahahaha damn it Xornell.
@Lowk: “And if you marketed right I’m betting people would come or watch a live feed.”
So, for example, don’t ever use the words “zoo” or “hobo”?
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@Ninja: “No thanks, I’d rather warch 2 Girls 1 Cup. (Don’t watch 2 Girls 1 Cup, it’s gross.)”
I actually just watched it (for the first time). The disgustingness was grossly overstated. Then again, I have a veeeerrryyyyyy high tolerance for basically every concept that requires a tolerance; if I had to read a description of it, it would have probably been much worse.
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@Ragnorke: “Atleast prisoners committed crimes… whereas hobos are just unlucky/lazy fuckers.”
1) Mostly unlucky. Then possibly exacerbated by laziness.
2) Many homeless people actually did commit crimes. That’s why they’re homeless (sometimes the other way around.)
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“Either way, it decreases the number of criminals & homeless people.”
Possibly, but irrelevant. It leads to more violent criminals and homeless people. Mainly criminals; any homeless person who’s not also a criminal wouldn’t stand a chance. And how many people are in this competition? It decreases the amount of homeless people or criminals by like 15 per year? Guess how many new criminals are made each year?
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@Sauro: “While maybe not fit for human consumption it’d make for fine meal for farm animals probably. Or cheap pet food.”
1) Name one scavenger that humans raise and eat.
2) Pet food? Wouldn’t that lead to feral, sick, or hungry-for-man-flesh dogs and cats?
“And how many people are in this competition? It decreases the amount of homeless people or criminals by like 15 per year? Guess how many new criminals are made each year?”
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Number could obviously change depending on the situation. why limit it to 15, instead of say 15 million?
“1) Name one scavenger that humans raise and eat.”
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Pretty sure we get mad cow usually from feeding cows cow. I don’t see why ground hobo meal couldn’t be switched out as part of their feed. It’d drastically reduce the outbreak of mad cow, that’s for sure.
I’ve slept for 13 hours today and I like the progress that has been made here. There’s no reason not to televise the zoo, either. I say we gather up some hobos and make this thing a reality! Also, good to see more people I know here. Thought you all died.
” Thought you all died.”
Maybe they became hobos for awhile and won said game.
“Is it feasible?”, i have one (or two) word[s] for you Bumfights.
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It may work for awhile, but you’ll probably go to jail eventually.
And screw the hunger games, i wanna real life Death Race!.
What weapons would you like me to bring, Ellie? A Lancer Assault Rifle? Or a Plasma Paralyzer so I can bring him to you to torture?
Well now people at random are rallying to ellie’s cause. Sorry, girl, I require a power vacuum to operate with in. I’ve hired the Skin Harvesters to take care of you and clean up this mess.
Random People? I’m her real life best friend!
Because I feel it needs to be said, and because I have no problem playing Captain Obvious, this thread is pretty dang gross.
Dammit it, I meant his not her. Idiotic autocorrect. Anyway, my pet Kaiju should defeat your stupid Skin Harvester
“Or a Plasma Paralyzer so I can bring him to you to torture?”
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Sounds kinky. I want in.
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“Because I feel it needs to be said, and because I have no problem playing Captain Obvious, this thread is pretty dang gross.”
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I suppose it wouldn’t help to point out that this is one of my more tame ideas… I’m a pretty dang gross person, I suppose.
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“Anyway, my pet Kaiju should defeat your stupid Skin Harvester”
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Ahh, perhaps, but what happens when the Legion of BankGambling Brolifters gets involved? To my side, Rag!
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Off topic, but speaking of prisons, I’ve recently adopted a new attitude regarding the police from my friends the N.W.A.
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Way off topic but has anyone been following the 50/Floyd ALS confrontation? Shit has me rolling.
@Xornell
You called?
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Legion of BankGambling Brolifters? That’s really what we’re going with? :c
@Xornell
Then we go with the Plasma Paralyzer. What is the Legion of BankGambling Brolifters though?
@Ellie Williams
It is the legion of awesome pecs, mountain sized shoulders, epic biceps, and abs you can grate some cheese on.
Your Plasma Paralyzer is useless against our manliness.
“Legion of BankGambling Brolifters? That’s really what we’re going with? :c”
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Yes. Did you not get the memo?
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“Then we go with the Plasma Paralyzer.”
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnKXiQzgbm0
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“It is the legion of awesome pecs, mountain sized shoulders, epic biceps, and abs you can grate some cheese on.”
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Don’t forget the shield lats, quads made of bricks, calves like Christmas hams, and glutes capable of turning coal into diamonds. Unless… You don’t skip leg day, do you? No, you can’t. Can you? Say it ain’t so!
@Xornell
And Traps that make it look like you have a second pair of shoulders… Don’t forget the traps!
That glutes thing made me rofl. I can just imagine that happening.
Alrighty. Time to enter super-literal mode.
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@Ragnorke: “mountain sized shoulders”
Sounds difficult to live with.
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“and abs you can grate some cheese on.”
Doesn’t that mean you have absolutely no muscle mass? You need small intervals to grate cheese, and abs get bigger the more you work them.
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“And Traps that make it look like you have a second pair of shoulders”
How does that work? Isn’t that about 4-8 inches to the side of where shoulders are? What would that even look like?
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@Xornell: “Don’t forget the shield lats”
Isn’t that the opposite shape from well-developed lats? Shields are convex; lats should be concave.
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“quads made of bricks”
Muscles should never look like prisms.
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“and glutes capable of turning coal into diamonds”
Didn’t you read The Hunger Games? Graphite turns into diamond, not coal. Plus, if they’re that close together and that pressurized, how do you shit?
“Sounds difficult to live with.”
Being a bodybuilder IS difficult to live with.
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“Doesn’t that mean you have absolutely no muscle mass? You need small intervals to grate cheese, and abs get bigger the more you work them.”
If you are adding mass to your abs, you’re doing it wrong. The idea is to have them as defined and cut as possible, not as big as possible.
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“How does that work? Isn’t that about 4-8 inches to the side of where shoulders are? What would that even look like?”
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They look like a second/smaller pair of shoulders imo.
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“Isn’t that the opposite shape from well-developed lats? Shields are convex; lats should be concave.”
What? Shields are circular. A good set of lats should make your back look circular.
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“Muscles should never look like prisms.”
He said MADE OF, not look like. It means they are hard as bricks.
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“Plus, if they’re that close together and that pressurized, how do you shit?”
You pressurize them by flexing, not be default.
You might have an army, but with an army of Tyranids and Space Marines.
Don’t forget that I hired Boba Fett, Deadpool, Samus Aran, and Lobo! And that we have a pet Kaiju and our own personal Jeager!
Legion of BankGambling Brolifters > Boba Fett, Deadpool, Samus Aran, Lobo, Kaiju, Jeager, Tryanids, & Space Marines.
You said wut mate? wanna fight? i’ll smash your face! i swear on me mum!
Here’s the snacks, everyone!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA
Dante solos
@parry
…i came
@Sauroposeidon, I’ve actually been around this site for a few years now. I was around back when there weren’t registered accounts on the site and we all used gravatar for posting.
I was around quite a time before either Chuck Inglish or Mike was here also, but I rarely ever post. Truth is, there’s only one or two characters I really care about, and the only one worth posting about is the Dragon Reborn.
I actually left for a few months after AHEM disappeared also. As far as I know, he’s the only one who ever liked Rand as much as I do, and it was a bit depressing to me when he stopped coming around.
Only reason I’m here now is one of the other sites I frequent ended up vanishing, so I needed something to fill up the empty slot.
@Pizzarolla
“but I rarely ever post. Truth is, there’s only one or two characters I really care about, and the only one worth posting about is the Dragon Reborn.”
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You shoulda taken part in the Magic the Gathering vs Wheel of Time debate!
It’s fairly recent. Aelfinn & I were debating for WoT, and there were lots of calcs surrounding Rand.
It sorta died out after 900ish posts.
Yeah, I probably wasn’t around at that time. Sucks I missed out on that one. I get a kick out of Rand, and the rest of his universe. I mean, enough power to basically level a city the size of any major metropolitan city now days, in just one blow? Even a nuke couldn’t do that. Not unless it was in the tens of megatons range.
Oddly enough, I like WoT for the power level of it’s characters, like I just explained above. However, SoT holds a special place in my heart because I’m a loyal follower of objectivism, and other than Ayn Rand’s books, SoT may as well be a bible on the philosophy.
@Ragnorke
Really? Guess I’ll just have you all arrested for assault and batter. Xander’s uncle is a general in the police, so you can only hope you can hire Phoenix Wright as your attorney.
@Parry Boy
You call that food? HA! This is better: m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
I’m really sorry, Pizzarolla, seeing as that you are an avid WoT fan, but I must express my opinion that objectivism is bullshit. Do with that what you will.
@Eliie
I FOUND THE GUY EATING IT LOL
“Really? Guess I’ll just have you all arrested for assault and batter. Xander’s uncle is a general in the police, so you can only hope you can hire Phoenix Wright as your attorney.”
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1. We don’t need to fight. Shit just disintegrates in our presence.
2. Battery*
3. General in the police? That doesn’t sound like the right term. Well either way that’s the Philippines. So meh… I’m a Murican.
4. I’m about to go into law school, and thus have made friends with many lawyers. Phoenix Wright is a punk ass bitch.
“1. We don’t need to fight. Shit just disintegrates in our presence.
2. Battery*
3. General in the police? That doesn’t sound like the right term. Well either way that’s the Philippines. So meh… I’m a Murican.
4. I’m about to go into law school, and thus have made friends with many lawyers. Phoenix Wright is a punk ass bitch.”
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1. Even better, ignore everything and treat some as a joke and laugh at it.
2. Batman*
3. It starts with PO1, up to PO[insert number], and then SPO1 until SPO[insert number] then a few levels more and it’s a Chief, or as we call it here, Hepe. (Read it as it spells.)
*PO= Police Officer
SPO= Special(?) PO*
4. OBJECTION!
Phoenix Wright is actually a great Lawyer, he seeks the tiny bits and parts of the situation, but is easily intimidated.
@Aelfinn, That’s fine man, and no need to apologize. No offense taken. I’m not debating, or trying to swing your opinion when I say this, so please don’t take it wrong, but one of the principles of objectivism is that we are all entitled to our own beliefs, and I can’t ask you to come to my way of things. All I can ask is that you respect my right to my own.
Besides, what with you being a WoT fan yourself, I can hardly be mad with you
“You might have an army, but with an army of Tyranids and Space Marines.”
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You will still get crushed by my one Tau Battle Suit. It only took three R’Varnas to hold off an entire nid invasion. One could one army do against even a single R’Varna?
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Oh and I have a Mecha-Kaiju. So, bring it little girl.
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Why are you all defending Parry Boy?
@Xornell
1. Shouldn’t you disintegrate each other then?
2. I was making pancakes so I was thinking about batter.
3. That’s what he said.
4. I’m pretty sure that Phoenix Wright will solve more murder cases than you or your friends.
@Sauroposideon
You have to go through my clones of Superman, Goku, and Galactus. Oh and what’s the name of your mecha kaiju? The name of my kaiju is King Ghidorah.
“Why are you all defending Parry Boy?”
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Are we? ‘.’
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” Shouldn’t you disintegrate each other then?”
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Brolifters don’t disintegrate other brolifters. They only disintegrate the weak willed.
I’ve been meaning to ask, the fuck his happening here?
@Lowk
Not sure… gave up trying to understand it… i’m just going with it.
My mecha kaiju is… mecha king ghidorah?
“Why are you all defending Parry Boy?”
What… Who is? |:/
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“I’ve been meaning to ask, the fuck his happening here?”
Stuff?
@Ragnorke
“brolifters don’t disintegrate other brolifters”
Then how so you become a brolifter? Everyone is weak willed when young right? Better yet, how were yout born? If you disintegrate everyone who is weak willed, shouldn’t you disintegrate the shop clerk you flirt with?
“Are we?”
Then stop defending him. I’m hunting him down for Ellie.
@Ranger Lowk
I’m trying to hunt down Parry Boy because he reminded Ellie her being molested once.
@Sauroposideon
That’s Impossible! The picture you showed us only showed 1 head! Plus there’s the fact that there’s only one King Ghidorah. Unless you cloned him then chopped of two of his heads!
“Then how so you become a brolifter?”
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…by lifting
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” Everyone is weak willed when young right?”
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Nope. I was born with 6pack abs & a will of iron.
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” If you disintegrate everyone who is weak willed, shouldn’t you disintegrate the shop clerk you flirt with?”
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The disintegration occurs when we flex.
You mere mortals can’t comprehend the power of it, and thus you disintegrate.
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“Then stop defending him. I’m hunting him down for Ellie.”
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Err… oki…
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“I’m trying to hunt down Parry Boy because he reminded Ellie her being molested once.”
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This… umm… err… Ok i’m so confused now
Ok guys, this has gone way out of hand. Stop arguing now please.
This is BankGambling. Arguing is the heart and soul.
“Then how so you become a brolifter?”
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U even lift brah
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” Everyone is weak willed when young right?”
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Nope. I was born with fat chaps.
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” If you disintegrate everyone who is weak willed, shouldn’t you disintegrate the shop clerk you flirt with?”
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I flirt with psychos.
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“Then stop defending him. I’m hunting him down for Ellie.”
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I CHALLENGE YOU WITH MY SHINY MEWTWO
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“I’m trying to hunt down Parry Boy because he reminded Ellie her being molested once.”
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Iiiiiit’s a long story. I hate my hands.