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12 Comments on "What If…Howard the Duck Replaced Master Chief as the Hero in Halo?"

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   Commander Cross August 5, 2014 at 6:54 am -      #1

   So much Badassery levels and Tiers will Howard the Duck take up, That’s What Happens.

   Either that or he might die if the wrong factions find him first at the wrong times.

   As for the main 4 questions, I have no idea what particular answers may await, what I stated above is blindingly obvious to me if Howard don’t die first.

   Who knows?
   Perhaps Howard the Duck could stumble on a Scarab Gun or two to add to his Armory and take even more Badass level-ups in the process.

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   God Of Godzilla August 5, 2014 at 7:16 am -      #2

   Is howard like a psychopath in a duck suit or a hybrid of man and duck?

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   Hermit August 5, 2014 at 7:17 am -      #3

   www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTXct9AdsO0
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   Admittedly I have not seen the Howard movie, but I’m sure Howard is eventually going to be experimented on.

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   cuccolover August 5, 2014 at 8:48 am -      #4

   @Hermit
   you aren’t missing anything. the movie is pretty terrible, and for what ever reason there are duck boos in the beginning.
   www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqYMM-OhQiU
   the nostalgia critic explains it into detail why the movies sucks.

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   Xornell August 5, 2014 at 10:58 am -      #5

   Haha. This match suggestion quacks me up.

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   erickyboo August 5, 2014 at 1:02 pm -      #6

   What the!
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   What if Howard the Duck replaced Master Chief as the protagonist of Halo?
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   He might not get very far…
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   How would the Flood respond?
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   Infecting him, more biomass.
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   What about the UNSC?
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   Study it maybe?
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   What other implications would there be?
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   It would lack the geas, augmentations required to wield MJOLNIR, combat prowess. Fried duck anyone? Plasma cooked?

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   OberHerr August 5, 2014 at 2:39 pm -      #7

   He never gets picked by Halsey. Ever. And either the UNSC loses or someone else would have been the Masterchief.

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   Ares August 5, 2014 at 11:44 pm -      #8

   WORST FUCKING IDEA IVE EVER HEARD IN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   Xornell August 6, 2014 at 2:09 am -      #9

   How did no one laugh at my witty line? I am so done.

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    Cassie Hack August 6, 2014 at 2:24 am -      #10

    So is this movie Howard or the Marvel comics Howard?
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    marvel.wikia.com/Howard_the_Duck_%28Earth-47920%29
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    I actually remember Howard the Duck fondly as a movie, just a kitschy little cult film.

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    Nomad August 6, 2014 at 4:42 am -      #11

    Oh wow thanks for the double post admin! I really appreciate it
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    You guys are severely underestimating Howard the Duck! He is a self-proclaimed master of, “quack-fu” and is pretty handy with a rocket launcher. He pops up where you’d least expect him. Truly he would be the bane of the Covenant’s existence. A hero humanity could rally behind.
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    “How would the Flood respond?”
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    They might as well pack it in 😉

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    batman3.14 August 7, 2014 at 8:40 am -      #12

    @Xornell #9

    I laughed.