Battle for Master Chief’s Head

Battle for Master Chief's Head

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Here are the teams:
Team 1
1)Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
2)Dante (Devil May Cry)
3)Dracula (Castlevania) – Composite, includes feats from Soma Cruz and Gabriel Belmont
4)Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy 7) gets a full materia set
5)Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden)
6)Kratos (God of War)

Team 2
1)Ichigo (Bleach) – as seen before his battle with Aizen
2)Naruto (Naruto) – as seen before he met the sage of the six paths
3)Luffy (One Piece)
4)Goku (DragonBall Z)
5)Alucard (Hellsing) pre-shrodinger
6)Natsu (Fairy Tail)

Team 3
1)Richard Rahl (Sword of Truth)
2)Rand al’thor (Wheel of Time)
3)Harry Dresden (Dresden Files)
4)Eragon (Inheritance Series)
5)Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)
6)Gaius Octavian (Codex Alera)

Team 4
1)Iron Man (Marvel)
2)Samus (Metroid)
3)Megaman X (Megaman X)
4)Cyborg (DC Comics)
5)Robocop (Robocop original)
6)Raiden (Metal Gear)

The first team to take Master Chief’s head back to the their start area wins

Master Chief (Halo) has:
The blessings of the blood god (Warhammer 40k) – disappears when he is found.
Rechargeable Asgard shields(Stargate SG1) – disappears when he is found.
3 days prep time to muster a defense and/or hide
Full knowledge of those chasing him.
Metroid other M isn’t cannon.

Time manipulation is allowed but no full time stops.

The arena is the Shiganshina district from the Attack on Titan series. The teams start at the north, east, south and west respectively.

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619 Comments on "Battle for Master Chief’s Head"

  1. Commander Cross July 25, 2014 at 6:52 am -      #1

    Wow, someone found a way to get around the Concrete weakness of Codex Alera.
    Lack of Concrete and Workable Images to work with! :D

    ___

    Anywho, I might feel some remorse partially on Chief Man, but most of the remorse goes straight to anything in the way of any of the 4 sides caught in the crossfire.

    ___

    Bummer nobody from the Dot Hack(.Hack) universe got invited over there to one of the 4 sides here yet again. :(

    Well at least nobody decides to try to invite anything from the Worlds of Skulduggery Pleasant or Shin Megami Tensei 4 without inviting anyone from Dot Hack(.Hack) on the mayhem this time around either, that’s gotta count for something right and positive hopefully.

    We didn’t see MegaMan X in a long while either, not sure how a Fully-upgraded X might be able to track Balefire even when its not aimed at him at the moment. :?

    ___

    Initial bets says this might take a while to see which group collects the skull with the least amount of migraines, I’d have leaned on Groups 3 or 4 for IBs were it not for the other 2 groups above, it’s anyone’s game here at the moment.
    ___

    About one thing is concrete:

    Post-Changes Dresden and MegaMan X on the same match together, plus Samus and Iron Man(be it 616 Iron Man or MCU Iron Man, either of them’s interesting.), Pass the Popcorn, anyone?

  2. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 7:03 am -      #2

    Cool match. So far I am siding with team 1.
    But team 3 looks great as well.

  3. Xornell July 25, 2014 at 7:23 am -      #3

    Could Goku not IT in, grab Chief, and IT back to the start location, winning team 3 the match? Cool match, btw.

  4. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 7:29 am -      #4

    @Xornell

    “Could Goku not IT in, grab Chief, and IT back to the start location, winning team 3 the match?”

    Pretty sure someone from team 3 can mindrape Goku before he finished.

  5. Xornell July 25, 2014 at 7:45 am -      #5

    “Pretty sure someone from team 3 can mindrape Goku before he finished.”

    Ah. Thought Goku was on Team 3. But I am curious as to how they’d do such a thing. If he really wanted to, he could be in an out in a matter of seconds. Who on Team 3 has instant mindrape? The battlefield is pretty large too, so it’s not like they’d be on top of each other.

  6. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 7:50 am -      #6

    @Xornell

    “But I am curious as to how they’d do such a thing. If he really wanted to, he could be in an out in a matter of seconds. ”

    As I see it he will first try to power-up to maximum. And since while he is power-up he usually scream as if someone trying to rape him, it should give team 3 time and ability to locate him.

  7. Neon Lord July 25, 2014 at 7:53 am -      #7

    What did the Chief do to deserve this?

  8. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:00 am -      #8

    @Neon Lord

    “What did the Chief do to deserve this?”

    He faced worse:
    factpile.com/694-master-chief-vs-dr-manhattan/

  9. Envoy July 25, 2014 at 8:01 am -      #9

    He appeared on BankGambling.

  10. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:04 am -      #10

    @Envoy

    “He appeared on BankGambling.”

    This is not a crime.

  11. Appocalypse July 25, 2014 at 8:15 am -      #11

    These are some crazy strong teams, but I’m going to say team 2 because of Alucard’s immortality. You can kill him in a sense, but he comes back. And with the kinds of powers he has, he should be able to solo the other team as he is quite strong.
    However, correct me if I’m wrong because I only know about a few characters in this battle

  12. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:18 am -      #12

    @Appocalypse

    “These are some crazy strong teams, but I’m going to say team 2 because of Alucard’s immortality. You can kill him in a sense, but he comes back. And with the kinds of powers he has, he should be able to solo the other team as he is quite strong.
    However, correct me if I’m wrong because I only know about a few characters in this battle”

    It doesn’t really matter because this is not a battle till the death, but rather a race. The one who will bring MC head back first is the winner.

  13. pimpmage July 25, 2014 at 8:22 am -      #13

    But until then, it could be a fight to the death on the way to MC. My vote is for team shonen, animes/mangas OP.

  14. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:27 am -      #14

    @pimpmage

    “But until then, it could be a fight to the death on the way to MC. My vote is for team shonen, animes/mangas OP.”

    Except Alucard and maybe (maybe!) Naruto none of them have defence against magic and mindrape.
    I heard Eragon, Rahl and Rand are really OP.
    But I like team 1 chances too.

  15. Parry Boy July 25, 2014 at 8:32 am -      #15

    Each and everyone of these guys can solo.
    Team 2 has Goku- a really fast guy compared to the others.

  16. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:34 am -      #16

    @Parry Boy

    “Team 2 has Goku- a really fast guy compared to the others.”

    I heard that Bayonetta is fater than Goku. Dunno if this is true.

    “Each and everyone of these guys can solo.”

    Even Robocop?

  17. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 8:40 am -      #17

    Cyborg and Goku are kind of big factor here since both can instantly locate and teleport chief.

  18. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:47 am -      #18

    @Ranger Lowk

    “Cyborg and Goku are kind of big factor here since both can instantly locate and teleport chief.”

    How fast can Cyborg use his teleport?

  19. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 8:50 am -      #19

    Though Halo doesn’t really have anything resembling ki so Goku may have more trouble then Cyborg in locating/locking on.
    ===

  20. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:55 am -      #20

    @Ranger Lowk

    “Though Halo doesn’t really have anything resembling ki so Goku may have more trouble then Cyborg in locating/locking on.
    ===”

    Cyborg can detect lifeforms?

  21. Nerazim July 25, 2014 at 8:55 am -      #21

    >.> MC, what the hell did you do?
    *reads team 1* :|
    *ignores team 2* …
    *reads team 3* .-.
    *reads team 4*

    screw it. Team 3 gets the cake. Rand doesn’t need any sort of time to make a gateway, and then he can just Travel around the whole bloody map. Eragon knows the word for magic. infinite energy and all that? maybe… *doesn’t know anything for Rahl, Dresden, Octavian*
    … and Gandalf is Gandalf… he’ll tell everyone else to go an ahead, take the Chief’s head alone, and get ALL THE BOSS DROOOPS!!!

  22. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 8:57 am -      #22

    @Nerazim

    “… and Gandalf is Gandalf… he’ll tell everyone else to go an ahead, take the Chief’s head alone, and get ALL THE BOSS DROOOPS!!!”

    And then his team will kill the greedy bastard.

  23. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 9:04 am -      #23

    “How fast can Cyborg use his teleport?”

    Fast enough to teleport in between GL attack on WW.
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/12/120679/2478953-cyborgteleportseconds.jpg
    ===
    “Cyborg can detect lifeforms?”

    He can detect energies, DNA, and machine/technology.

  24. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 9:06 am -      #24

    @Ranger Lowk

    “Fast enough to teleport in between GL attack on WW.”

    So FTL teleport. Yea, this gives his team good chance to win.

    “He can detect energies, DNA, and machine/technology.”

    All three will work. And help to locate other teams.

  25. Envoy July 25, 2014 at 9:14 am -      #25

    “As I see it he will first try to power-up to maximum.And since while he is power-up he usually scream as if someone trying to rape him, it should give team 3 time and ability to locate him.”
    +
    The screaming bit is purely optional.
    +
    www.mangahere.co/manga/dragon_ball/v41/c017/8.html
    www.mangahere.co/manga/dragon_ball/v41/c017/9.html

  26. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 9:18 am -      #26

    @Envoy

    “The screaming bit is purely optional.”

    Huh. So he can power up without screaming part. Or he just did it offpanel somehow.

  27. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 9:34 am -      #27

    ….???

    I can see limiting Ichigo, for clearness sake if nothing else(though I hope at some point it wouldn’t be needed, at which point it would be sad to see him so nurfed), and old Al is easily understood, but…. Well, A. with all the “Hax” on all the teams, and even the likes of an unlimited Goku in “raw power”… What the hells to unbalanced about Current-Naruto that singles him out for Nurfing? And B… You do know that “as seen before he met the sage of the six paths” means bijuu-less and dieing, right? :?

  28. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 9:38 am -      #28

    @Shgon Dunstan

    “What the hells to unbalanced about Current-Naruto that singles him out for Nurfing?”

    Isn’t he have something that can wipe enemy from reality now.?

  29. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 9:47 am -      #29

    @Ranger Lowk
    “Cyborg and Goku are kind of big factor here since both can instantly locate and teleport chief.”

    Actually, rather a lot of the people on that list could likely just point right at him from the word go.

    Though I don’t know much of team 1, Ichigo has spirit energy sense, Goku has better, and though not as long range as Goku’s, Naruto’s is just plain crazy. Pretty sure Rahl has life sense as well, and I know Rand does(and it isn’t even from channeling, so “Zen or God?” doesn’t even matter), forget if Harry does, but I’m pretty sure Eragon has it, and Gandalf has some kind of far seeing… Thing. Crafting is “capable” of some distance spying tricks, but I forget if Tavi knows them… Iron Man has tons of scanners, and you’ve already said about Cyborg.

    Yeah… This match isn’t really much about MC’s ability to “hide”, and he sure as hell isn’t beating most of these guys, even if it was one on one…

  30. Hermit July 25, 2014 at 9:49 am -      #30

    “You do know that “as seen before he met the sage of the six paths” means bijuu-less and dieing, right?”
    .
    It means we’re using Naruto’s incarnation just before he met the Sage that’s not dying and can actually fight.
    .
    Also, love the premise of the fight.
    .
    Only the Master Chief is getting preparation time, right. Is it in character for him to play them off against one another?
    .
    Is it in character for the other teams to gang up on the Chief first before playing a more brutal version of a Rugby game?

  31. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 9:50 am -      #31

    @Shgon Dunstan

    “Ichigo has spirit energy sense”

    He can do this?

  32. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 9:50 am -      #32

    “Isn’t he have something that can wipe enemy from reality now.?”

    :?

    Yeah, so?

    Like I said, that’s nothing different from some of the other combatants here. Rand and Rahl to name two cases well known to the site, and anyway… Hows “erased from reality” any different then just “dead” as far as the match goes?

  33. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 9:56 am -      #33

    “He can do this?”

    Uh… Yeah… Since before the SS arc even. Remember the ribbons?(assuming you’ve even read
    Bleach before, an assumption on my part, true :lol: ).

    Pretty much everyone in Bleach has some level of spirit sense, and…

    “Though Halo doesn’t really have anything resembling ki so Goku may have more trouble then Cyborg in locating/locking on.
    ===”

    The site rule on equivalency makes it work by the way. He’s alive=he’s got life force energy, as in the settings in question everything that is alive does.

  34. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 10:00 am -      #34

    @Shgon Dunstan

    “Like I said, that’s nothing different from some of the other combatants here. Rand and Rahl to name two cases well known to the site, and anyway… Hows “erased from reality” any different then just “dead” as far as the match goes?”

    Maybe OP was afraid that Naruto will destroy MC completely and thus no victory for anyone?

    “Pretty much everyone in Bleach has some level of spirit sense, and…”

    Can Ichigo use “spirit\reiatsu crush”?

    “Bleach before, an assumption on my part, true”

    Yep I read. Not exactly like it though. Not very impressed with Ichigo and his constant power-ups too. But Bleach is not totally bad. I just like other mangas way better.

  35. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 10:08 am -      #35

    “Maybe OP was afraid that Naruto will destroy MC completely and thus no victory for anyone?”

    That’s going to happen regardless. MC isn’t going to last five seconds in this “fight”, and the main problem in the idea behind the thread(which I do like in spirit by the way), is… There’s not going to be anything left of his “head”.

    Anyway… An OP worried about that, likely wouldn’t of put Rand and Rahl in this. Rahl’s main attacks in Vs wouldn’t leave anything left of MC, and sometimes it feels like half the work of being a WoT debater, is reminding people that Rand has other attacks then just Balefire…. Though not even a whole hell of a lot of them would leave a “head”. :P

    Edit: also, Naruto’s just erases the part in it’s path. Cut the neck, and the head would be fine.

    Edit Edit: “Can Ichigo use “spirit\reiatsu crush”?”

    Should be able to, hasn’t though.

  36. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 10:10 am -      #36

    @Shgon Dunstan

    “That’s going to happen regardless. MC isn’t going to last five seconds in this “fight”, and the main problem in the idea behind the thread(which I do like in spirit by the way), is… That’s not going to be anything left of his “head”.

    Anyway… An OP worried about that, likely wouldn’t of put Rand and Rahl in this. Rahl’s main attacks in Vs wouldn’t leave anything left of MC, and sometimes it feels like half the work of being a WoT debater, is reminding people that Rand has other attacks then just Balefire…. Though not evne a whole hell of a lot of them would leave a “head”. :P”

    Cool. So we have around 90% chance that this match end in draw.
    I must say I love such idea)))

  37. Hermit July 25, 2014 at 10:11 am -      #37

    “That’s not going to be anything left of his “head”.”
    .
    Everyone’s gonna be holding back their best attacks while MC is around, I guess.

  38. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 10:19 am -      #38

    @Hermit

    “Everyone’s gonna be holding back their best attacks while MC is around, I guess.”

    Yes, seems most likely what will happen here.

  39. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 10:24 am -      #39

    @Hermit
    “Everyone’s gonna be holding back their best attacks while MC is around, I guess.”

    Only… Attacks that would even phase some the the people in question would totally annihilate the thing.

    …Assuming of course, that Cyborg doesn’t just FTL teleport him back to base…. Also, found a loop hole! If someone destroys another teams “start area”, they’d have nowhere to take it. LOL

    I might be wrong, but the only ones in this even close(and by that in these case I mean “way above”) to Goku’s power level, are high end Rand and Rahl… Hell, “Current” Goku can even breath in space(by which I mean “survive life wiping the planet”…).

  40. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 10:30 am -      #40

    @Shgon Dunstan

    “I might be wrong, but the only ones in this even close(and by that in these case I mean “way above”) to Goku’s power level, are high end Rand and Rahl”

    Well Goku is alone and we have two who is close to him. I’l say that they should have some advantage. If their attacks can ignore durability or something.

    “If someone destroys another teams “start area”, they’d have nowhere to take it. LOL”

    Sounds funny yes, but this tactics might work.

  41. Lunar Fang July 25, 2014 at 10:36 am -      #41

    Alucard would be enough of a team by himself he could just phase to Master Chief kill him and take the head

  42. Hermit July 25, 2014 at 10:39 am -      #42

    “Only… Attacks that would even phase some the the people in question would totally annihilate the thing.”
    .
    The OP did give MC some (presumably) powerful shielding. Must be to protect him while everyone else beat the living daylights out of each other.
    .
    Assuming he isn’t found, of course. Which now begs the question, what is the definition of “being found”?
    .
    One team has a visual on MC definition of found or the more broad “I got his location” definition of found?
    .
    You know if you repeat the word found over and over it slowly starts to sound like pound.

  43. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 10:43 am -      #43

    @Hermit

    “The OP did give MC some (presumably) powerful shielding. Must be to protect him while everyone else beat the living daylights out of each other.”

    OP also give MC “Full knowledge of those chasing him.”

    Master Chief will go mad before the battle even begin because of difference in powers, IMO)))

  44. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 10:55 am -      #44

    “Well Goku is alone and we have two who is close to him. I’l say that they should have some advantage. If their attacks can ignore durability or something.”

    See, now your trying to base your hopes for this match on ignorance. If I had meant “Current Rand and Rahl”, I’d of said so. Both of them have had Godlike power over the course of their books, but it’s not their norm(or at least “fully provable to be” in Rand’s case).

    The only way the normal versions of them are even touching maxed out Goku in a head to head, is if he lets them. Which while not 100% OOC for him, isn’t how Vs work.

    “The OP did give MC some (presumably) powerful shielding. Must be to protect him while everyone else beat the living daylights out of each other.”

    … Yeah no. Asgard shields are out of their weight class with some of these guys, and wouldn’t even begin to stop a lot of the more Hax attacks anyway. More to the point though “disappears when he is found”. Which as has been said, will be “instantly at the start of the fight” for a lot of these guys.

    “Master Chief will go mad before the battle even begin because of difference in powers, IMO)))”

    …You know, him just blowing his own brains out at the start of the fight is an option. :lol:

  45. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 11:00 am -      #45

    @Shgon Dunstan

    “…You know, him just blowing his own brains out at the start of the fight is an option. :lol:”

    “You all want my head? Screw this, you will get nothing!” Blow himself up)))

    “See, now your trying to base your hopes for this match on ignorance. If I had meant “Current Rand and Rahl”, I’d of said so. Both of them have had Godlike power over the course of their books, but it’s not their norm(or at least “fully provable to be” in Rand’s case).

    The only way the normal versions of them are even touching maxed out Goku in a head to head, is if he lets them. Which while not 100% OOC for him, isn’t how Vs work.”

    I see. Fair points.
    Do you know anything about Bayonetta? Can she fight against Goku?

  46. pimpmage July 25, 2014 at 11:05 am -      #46

    What is stopping goku from taking his team’s starting area and just throwing it at MC? That shouldn’t take long at all. I bet even luffy could achieve that at super sonic speeds.

  47. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 11:11 am -      #47

    @pimpmage

    “What is stopping goku from taking his team’s starting area and just throwing it at MC? ”

    His starting area will most likely be broken before he will be able to throw it and he must find MC first.

  48. Shgon Dunstan July 25, 2014 at 11:19 am -      #48

    “and he must find MC first.”

    Again, spirit/life energy sensing abilities. To say nothing of the fact that I’m pretty sure that it’s normally assumed that the combatants are the only ones in the field of play unless the OP says otherwise.

    It will be like finding a needle in a… Otherwise completely empty and none needle colored room… With a few dozen burning arrows pointing right at it…

  49. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 11:25 am -      #49

    @Shgon Dunstan

    “Again, spirit/life energy sensing abilities. To say nothing of the fact that I’m pretty sure that it’s normally assumed that the combatants are the only ones in the field of play unless the OP says otherwise.

    It will be like finding a needle in a… Otherwise completely empty and none needle colored room… With a few dozen burning arrows pointing right at it…”

    Fair point. But still grabbing and throwing his starting area… I doubt that Goku will think about that.

  50. Centurion-A001 July 25, 2014 at 11:31 am -      #50

    Do you guys hate the Mister Chief so much? I know he’s got to be in some major need of odor-eaters by now, but damn.

    Anyway, I’d agree with the outcome of Cyborg finding and retrieving Chief first. If that for some reason does not work, I’d cast my vote for Team 3. Gateways + Balefire is pretty hax.

  51. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 11:32 am -      #51

    So what is it:

    Team Video Game
    vs
    Team anime
    vs
    Team novel
    vs
    team cyborg

    all chasing after a head

  52. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 11:34 am -      #52

    @Centurion-A001

    “Do you guys hate the Mister Chief so much?”

    Nah, we don’t hate him. It’s just that MC is iconic character here, this is why we use him for all kind of matches.

    So what is it:

    Team Video Game
    vs
    Team anime
    vs
    Team novel
    vs
    team cyborg

    all chasing after a head


    Yep. Cool competition if you ask me.

  53. Ninja Xtreme July 25, 2014 at 11:39 am -      #53

    Of course Other M isn’t cannon, don’t be silly. I really don’t get the haters of it. Anyway I’m pretty sure that team 4 has the smartest members and can make a good battle strategy. Also, what did the AOTverse do to you? It’s already a ruin. Why ruin it more with the great fight that’s gonna happen?

  54. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 11:42 am -      #54

    Well I think Ill go with team anime or team novel. Both these mediums of fiction tend to not hold back with the power.

  55. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 11:43 am -      #55

    @Ninja Xtreme

    “Also, what did the AOTverse do to you? It’s already a ruin. Why ruin it more with the great fight that’s gonna happen?”

    I think that all teams can do some titans hunting after competition is over. Too bad for MC though. Well he knew what this will happen at least.

    “Anyway I’m pretty sure that team 4 has the smartest members and can make a good battle strategy. ”

    Agree. But they don’t have time for plans in this match, IMO.

  56. Jake_Uzumaki July 25, 2014 at 12:36 pm -      #56

    Looking at the teams…I’d agree with Amm0

    That said anyone on all the teams can solo MC..it just varies by degree of how fucked he is.
    Team Novel has Gaius Octavian aka Tavi from Codex Alera, he can sense metal and emotions, should be somewhat helpful for finding MC. He’s also a brilliant tactician whose specialty is “I’m up against guys that are vastly more powerful than me and I have only a certain amount of resources to work with” And he has some damned good resources to work with here.

    So team Anime is the most likely to just pull out the victory, team Novel is the most likely to win by pulling out a ridiculously convoluted upset using the many magical resources they have. Which side will pull out ahead over each other…tha’ts harder to figure out.

    @Rookie
    if they all go Titan hunting there won’t be anymore Titans after an hour or two lol.

  57. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 12:39 pm -      #57

    @Jake_Uzumaki

    “if they all go Titan hunting there won’t be anymore Titans after an hour or two lol.”

    And thus everybody will get a happy ending.

  58. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 12:43 pm -      #58

    A composite Castlevania Dracula would be pretty scary. Outside of this fight ofcourse, since his time stop was taken from him. But you have the pure magical power of the regular castlevania Dracula with the tanky warrioresque ability and tenacity of Lords Of Shadow Dracula

    He would be handing out ass whoopins in the right fight.

  59. Mea quidem sententia July 25, 2014 at 12:46 pm -      #59

    I don’t know why MOM isn’t considered canon in this battle, but either way, while Cyborg seems to be able to detect life forms, I don’t care that in the MPT Samus’ hint system was just to aid the player, it would need to be considered canon. This would mean that Cyborg and Samus can detect things miles away.

  60. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 12:49 pm -      #60

    @Mea quidem sententia

    “This would mean that Cyborg and Samus can detect things miles away.”

    Will it work against special shields in OP?

  61. Ragnorke July 25, 2014 at 12:56 pm -      #61

    I’v been reading a lot of WoT lately… so i wanna say Rand… but no one in team 3 is really fast enough (or durable enough) to compete with the rest.

  62. erickyboo July 25, 2014 at 1:00 pm -      #62

    Poor John…

  63. Ragnorke July 25, 2014 at 1:12 pm -      #63

    “Poor John…”

    He had a match against Superman and pre-crises Flash….

  64. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 1:14 pm -      #64

    @Ragnorke

    “He had a match against Superman and pre-crises Flash….”

    And against dr. Manhattan.

  65. Hermit July 25, 2014 at 1:18 pm -      #65

    “That said anyone on all the teams can solo MC”
    .
    I don’t know, Natsu seems to be just around MC’s league, especially when MC uses a sniper round or something.
    .
    That said: “3 days prep time to muster a defense and/or hide”
    .
    Since it’s been shown that he has access to material outside of his own universe (blessing of Khorne and Stargate shielding) and full knowledge of his opponents, I wouldn’t put it past him to go meet some of the team’s enemies and ask for their assistance, preferably gadgets.
    .
    What do you think? :lol:

  66. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 1:19 pm -      #66

    I think this is actually worse than all those. Yes Dr Manhattan is bad, so is flash, and superman.

    But in the grand scheme of things, those are fast, probably painless deaths. This match has 24 people with varying ways to kill him painfully.

  67. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 1:25 pm -      #67

    “Fair point. But still grabbing and throwing his starting area… I doubt that Goku will think about that.”

    Speaking of Goku’s thought process, isn’t he more the want a good fight out of any situation. Wouldn’t it be in character for him to actually go fight the strongest person off the bat?
    ===
    “This would mean that Cyborg and Samus can detect things miles away.”

    Another thing team technobadass has is that should be capable of linking into each other and feeding each other information. They all have some pretty impressive detection equipment, Cyborg tech was able to interface with the all earth technology. And there is Ironman whose sensors are so crazy he can locate a temporal anomaly across a city.

  68. Rookie July 25, 2014 at 1:26 pm -      #68

    @Amm0vamp1r3

    “This match has 24 people with varying ways to kill him painfully.”

    And he also know that he is no match for several of them.
    Scary))

  69. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 1:30 pm -      #69

    Exactly, atleast with flash, and superman. He didn’t even know what was going on he just died at FTL speeds.

  70. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 1:30 pm -      #70

    “I don’t know, Natsu seems to be just around MC’s league, especially when MC uses a sniper round or something.”

    Pretty sure Natsu took a gunshot to the back of the throat. It hurt but that does point to him having some bit of bullet resistance.
    ===
    “Will it work against special shields in OP?”

    Those might actually make things easier to find him.

  71. Jake_Uzumaki July 25, 2014 at 1:50 pm -      #71

    on team three Octavian is capable of or near supersonic flight, low end supersonic flight but it’s something.

    Dresden can one shot team Cyborgs tech with hexes, since a lot of them need their tech to live that would be a bitch for them. Megaman I don’t know how it would affect but isn’t he a robot or something?
    Iron Man and maybe Samus would likely not be too hampered overall but they’d be seriously against the odds as far as distance their team could cover.

    Of course that’s assuming the teams encounter, each other..but Dresden’s tech bane nature will come in handy for handicapping not only MC but one of the other teams.

  72. Namer July 25, 2014 at 1:59 pm -      #72

    This is gonna be a hard sell, but I’d call Team 3 simply by virtue of having the most of my favourites.

    So, what happens if Chief’s head gets… destroyed? Its not unlikely with the firepower some of these people can throw around.

  73. OriginalA July 25, 2014 at 2:02 pm -      #73

    “Metroid other M isn’t cannon.”

    That’s just silly. Of course it isn’t an artillery piece. Neither do you get to decide an IPs canon policy. That’s just dumb.

    Bayonetta and Vincent are going to be strong players for Team 1. Bayonetta’s Witch Time can stack to the point where it is nearly (but not quite) a time stop, and Vincent can use materia to become immune to negative Time manipulation.

    Bayonetta’s max speed is as fast as wind (without Witch Time, so that becomes amplified once time becomes near zero). Wind’s top speed about 110 m/s. Her near time stop can be held for something like 10 minutes… That’s 66 km of near instant movement. That should be sufficient for basically covering the entire townscape in that relative near instant. Of course she would clearly be massively hypersonic at this speed and well beyond John’s reaction time and she has plenty of ability where she could just grab him, so it is really dependent on his “teleports away when spotted” bullshit and how sensitive that it. If it takes a couple of real seconds to activate then she’s got this in the bag. If it is within a plank time then she can’t tag him.

    Her using Witch Time also renders the vast majority of everyone else useless for a while. She almost certainly will be one of the first four characters to have a chance to actually grab John.

  74. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 2:05 pm -      #74

    “Of course that’s assuming the teams encounter, each other..but Dresden’s tech bane nature will come in handy for handicapping not only MC but one of the other teams.”

    Only for Robocop and Raiden. Not sure on MM’s range or power but Cyborg, Samus, and Ironman should be capable of blasting him long before he gets in range with enough firepower that even his shields shouldn’t help him.
    Also isn’t Samus’ armor basically space magitech? Or rather now Space MagiBiotech sincee the x parasite thing. Wouldn’t she be fine against it?

  75. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 2:07 pm -      #75

    Forgot She had time slow, put that with Vincent and Dracula being immune to time slow and that’s three people who can move in time slow on team video game side.

    Also can’t she jump dimensions and become invisible to people on the mortal plane?

  76. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets July 25, 2014 at 2:38 pm -      #76

    “What the hells to unbalanced about Current-Naruto that singles him out for Nurfing?”

    No, clue. Goku didn’t get nerfed, and he could PROBABLY(don’t know anything about most of the other people)easily one shot pretty much everyone else AFAIK.
    =
    “And B… You do know that “as seen before he met the sage of the six paths” means bijuu-less and dieing, right? :?”

    OP probably means right before he becomes Bijuuless and dying. If not rules have it so that he’s “most recent incarnation prior to death and/or incapacitation that would prevent them from engaging in battle at optimum efficiency.” In this case it’s his most battle ready incarnation prior to meeting SoSP.
    =
    Don’t know about most of the people on the other teams, but can anyone really reach SSG Goku star busting power? If any of the teams were to fight him head on they’d be screwed(although I’m probably wrong, since I don’t know the haxness of the other teams).
    =
    I’m throwing my vote for Team 2. Although I’m sure the other teams have some haxness that puts them on top of everyone else or at least on equal footing.

  77. Alpha or Omega July 25, 2014 at 2:53 pm -      #77

    Megaman X should be above Samus since he’s able to take nuclear weaponry with just a scratch or none while their weaponry can hurt each other.
    /
    My initial bet is with Goku for team 2…but then, there’s also Rand Al’Thor from team 3 and Bayonetta, Vincent, and a composite Dracula from team 1…
    And, on team 4, we have Cyborg with his boom tube, Ironman who can outfly anyone that’s not manipulating time or is Goku, and Samus and Cyborg can detect things across planets…

  78. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 2:56 pm -      #78

    “My initial bet is with Goku for team 2…but then, there’s also Rand Al’Thor from team 3 and Bayonetta, Vincent, and a composite Dracula from team 1…
    And, on team 4, we have Cyborg with his boom tube, Ironman who can outfly anyone that’s not manipulating time or is Goku, and Samus and Cyborg can detect things across planets…”

    This about sums up my thoughts on the match lol. Flyers, teleporters, time manipulators etc spread out to each team

  79. OriginalA July 25, 2014 at 2:56 pm -      #79

    “Forgot She had time slow, put that with Vincent and Dracula being immune to time slow and that’s three people who can move in time slow on team video game side.”

    Dracula is immune to time slow/stop? With Soma’s transsonic speed that would be even faster than Bayonetta after she uses her Witch Time to accelerate Dracula into near time stop. That would give Team 1 two stupidly fast people with near instant (relative to normal time) movement speed across the entire battlefield. How well could Dracula deal with Master Chief’s defenses assuming the Chief isn’t moving (because of stupid amounts of Time Slow)?

    “Also can’t she jump dimensions and become invisible to people on the mortal plane”

    And selectively intangible; although there is some wiggle room to get around that intangiblility via using trans-dimensional objects, which are more common than one would think.

  80. Alpha or Omega July 25, 2014 at 3:03 pm -      #80

    “easily one shot pretty much everyone else AFAIK.”
    /
    Composite Dracula with Soma and Gabriel added to the mix would mean that Soma’s nanosecond reaction times mixed in with soulsteal means that he can kill Goku.
    Plus, team 1 has 3 guys that can time slow to the point where it’s nearly a time stop(Bayonetta) and has people that are immune to timestop/timeslow such as Soma/Dracula and Vincent due to his full materia set-up
    /
    @OrignalA
    Both Dracula and Soma are immune to time manipulations.

  81. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 3:13 pm -      #81

    Does Chiefs head have to severed or will getting chief as a whole(head and all) to the area still count?
    Because due to Cyborgs Technopathy he’s got a direct line to chief from the get go. With that he could just convince Chief to walk into a boom tube from the get go.

  82. Alpha or Omega July 25, 2014 at 3:19 pm -      #82

    At least we can agree that Master Chief doesn’t win…
    /
    Why Master Chief? He’s been a poor target so many times.

  83. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 3:23 pm -      #83

    Yeah Composite Dracula is immune to time slow/stop

    The Galamoth Soul
    “Recognize places in which time has been stopped”

    and then the lords of shadow incarnation. Alucard as per the usual has a stop watch. Unlike the regular one this one just slows time. It slows down both friends and enemies (including bosses)

    and then you have regular Dracula from the castlevania series who in each incarnation was immune to the stop watch which stopped time completely.

    I think Dracula could get past the shields. He would have to stack his hits though but he’d get through

  84. Ragnorke July 25, 2014 at 3:25 pm -      #84

    Well… I don’t think it’ll make a difference, but Richard can make subtractive lightning that sends everyone to the underworld. It covers a huge area, and only affects the people he wants it to effect… would be pretty hard to dodge for anyone that can’t fly.

    And then Rand can make portals really quickly, to instantly get MC and get back. Balefire and air shields should protect him in the mean time.

  85. Friendlysociopath July 25, 2014 at 3:27 pm -      #85

    Sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo-stick- that city (and probably a shit-TON of the surrounding countryside) is going to be so fucked by this fight.
    While a fun scenario, I admit to hoping it ends with someone just blasting Master Chief to pieces and calling it a draw, because I think just about everyone here would beat Chief 1v1, maybe not Robocop but beyond that, Chief is so, unbelievably, boned in this match XD

    So my approach is likely different, but I say each team is going to pick their weakest member to go get MC while everyone else dukes it out in the city to distract the other teams from their weakest members going for the prize (otherwise this is a storm with no end)
    So that’s:
    Kratos vs Natsu vs Eragon vs Robocop
    (I believe Dresden manipulates gravity, putting him a peg above Eragon imo)

    If this were a race/battle between these 4 to get MC, I’m initially going with Eragon. I believe he is the fastest out of everyone in the little mini adventure I see, and his sword is made of indestructible metal + magic so Natsu couldn’t just melt it, meaning if he fought Natsu he’d likely kill Natsu, assuming he didn’t just magic-word him to death.
    Against Kratos I’m also firmly saying Eragon ftw, Kratos is strong yes, but Eragon is probably faster and, again, can use Magic to royally mess Kratos up. Robocop… I’m sorry but can’t everyone present, including Master Chief, beat Robocop?

  86. Alpha or Omega July 25, 2014 at 3:30 pm -      #86

    @Ragnorke
    Soma can dodge a laser and time stop and Cyborg has that boom-tube which should get him+team out.
    Plus, Goku can use instant transmission to get into the afterlife and out and can touch other people to have them teleport with them.

  87. Ragnorke July 25, 2014 at 3:32 pm -      #87

    ” but I say each team is going to pick their weakest member to go get MC while everyone else dukes it out in the city to distract the other ”

    Wouldn’t it make more sense for the most mobile and fastest character to go get MC?
    Regardless of who’s “weaker”?

  88. Xornell July 25, 2014 at 3:34 pm -      #88

    “As I see it he will first try to power-up to maximum. And since while he is power-up he usually scream as if someone trying to rape him, it should give team 3 time and ability to locate him.”

    Only when he’s planning to face someone who’s stronger than him or close to it. In this case, he’s just pewing in an pewing out.

    “These are some crazy strong teams, but I’m going to say team 2 because of Alucard’s immortality. You can kill him in a sense, but he comes back. And with the kinds of powers he has, he should be able to solo the other team as he is quite strong.”

    1. Not a fight to the death.
    2. His nigh immortality doesn’t let him solo everyone else. He can still get his shit fucked up, he’ll just come back. He also has limited ways to hurt his opponents.

    “Cyborg and Goku are kind of big factor here since both can instantly locate and teleport chief.”

    Feats. Goku hasn’t ever shown that kind of lifting strength.

    I think Cyborg is only useful with other technology around. Given the setting… Yeah.

  89. Alpha or Omega July 25, 2014 at 3:34 pm -      #89

    The only thing Master Chief has over original Robocop is speed.
    Robocop can shoot bullets out of mid air, reversed a 3500 psi walls, and survive building destroying explosions without a scratch.
    Furthermore, his armor is made out of some kind titanium which allows him to take bullets easily.

  90. pimpmage July 25, 2014 at 3:34 pm -      #90

    Has rand ever taken a superhuman punch to his sheilds before? Like a city-island leveling strength? I was thinking about how luffy would do vs rand. Luffy aim dodges for days, he doesn’t even have to see what is going to hit him.

  91. Friendlysociopath July 25, 2014 at 3:42 pm -      #91

    “Wouldn’t it make more sense for the most mobile and fastest character to go get MC?
    Regardless of who’s “weaker”?”

    Hey, I said my idea was different- looking at all the power in play here, that would be my strategy. (course, I know what all the teams are capable of while the teams themselves do not, this is obviously not ‘their’ strategy)
    Every team has some form of ‘instant find and win’ button- so send the strongest people to go deal with the other strong people and hope to buy time for the weaker guys to do the job that everyone else is *extremely* overqualified to do.

    @pimpmage, Luffy vs Rand ends with Rand victory for sure. Shields or not, his power doesn’t begin and end with balefire- he’s got plenty of other tricks more than capable of ending Luffy.

  92. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 3:44 pm -      #92

    “These are some crazy strong teams, but I’m going to say team 2 because of Alucard’s immortality. You can kill him in a sense, but he comes back. And with the kinds of powers he has, he should be able to solo the other team as he is quite strong.”

    Alucard isn’t that powerful compared to the rest of the people, and his immortality countered by any people here BFR, total obliteration and immortality ending weapons.

  93. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 3:44 pm -      #93

    “Feats. Goku hasn’t ever shown that kind of lifting strength.”

    1. instant Transmission relies on lifting strength? I though he just teleported himself and whoever he’s touching.
    2. Chief weighs less then a ton.
    ===
    “I think Cyborg is only useful with other technology around. Given the setting… Yeah.”

    The settings barren of tech but his teammates(Ironman, samus, Megaman) can be useful aid to it. Not to mention Chief’s himself, assuming he kept the armor on.
    Considering the setting all he really needs is to get Chief from one point to another and the tech he has on him would help in that.

  94. Ragnorke July 25, 2014 at 3:48 pm -      #94

    “Has rand ever taken a superhuman punch to his sheilds before? Like a city-island leveling strength? ”

    Superhuman punches, yes… but not to that scale.
    The punches MIGHT not break the shield, but they’ll still send him flying around like a ragdoll.

    “Luffy aim dodges for days, he doesn’t even have to see what is going to hit him.”

    Eh, Rand doesn’t just depend on projectiles.
    He can simply make people blow up in the blink of an eye. You can’t aim dodge that.

  95. Alpha or Omega July 25, 2014 at 3:49 pm -      #95

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  96. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 3:51 pm -      #96

    A list of Soma’s powers

    www.castlevaniadungeon.net/Arsenal/ariasouls.html

    My respect thread for LoS Dracula

    BankGamblingtopia.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=147317

    Classic Dracula:Demonic Meggido

  97. Ranger Lowk July 25, 2014 at 3:54 pm -      #97

    Forgot this when I was talking about Ironman’s sensors range
    Scan the planet for activity and extends down into the core of the planet
    i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/brodieken/comics/newavengers6c_zpsf4040298.jpg

  98. Ragnorke July 25, 2014 at 3:57 pm -      #98

    Isn’t current incarnation Ironman the guardians of the galaxy one? Doin space adventures and what not?
    Pretty sure he’s FTL.

  99. Aelfinn July 25, 2014 at 4:09 pm -      #99

    This is a really interesting fight here.
    =
    Goku isn’t star-busting as far as I know, and Soma “dodging a laser” is probably a mis-named projectile.

    The way I see it, in a fight like this, the most important characters for each team go like this:

    Team 1: Bayonetta with Witch Time. Ample time to move around and seriously helpful in doing…things. I’d almost say Dante with Quiksilver, but as far as I know Quiksilver is a little low on range or duration, so it wouldn’t be as helpful.

    Team 2: Goku. Some might be strong enough to hurt Goku (even on his team), but as far as I know none of them compare in terms of speed or sheer energy output. His ability to IT everywhere is certainly helpful, along with his ability to sense ki.

    Team 3: Rand + Eragon. Rand has some life-sensing abilities, but Eragon is more advanced on that front, and Rand’s main contribution is his ability to open portals to anywhere (not to mention deadliness). There are others on the team with more power in their attacks than Eragon, but that doesn’t necessarily make them better for this scenario.

    Team 4: Cyborg. Despite Samus’ ability to run at Mach speeds or Raiden’s to slow down time in Blade Mode, Cyborg’s Boom-Tube is very helpful in this case. It might not be FTL, but it certainly is very, very fast.
    =
    “Has rand ever taken a superhuman punch to his sheilds before? Like a city-island leveling strength?”

    Interesting question. There’s some statements from the author that seem to indicate air shields can ignore outside physical harm. Rand also made one air shield that could allegedly “keep out anything short of balefire”. It’s unclear just how far that can be extended, but at that point in the series Rand had encountered world-melting amounts of the One Power. In the very first book, Rand had also shattered mountains, so that is probably included in them as well. He could also just insta-freeze or insta-light-on-fire with no projectile to see, so that could hurt Luffy.

  100. Amm0vamp1r3 July 25, 2014 at 4:16 pm -      #100

    Soma’s laser feat

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